Should You Eat Yourself?

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @agrill7130
    @agrill7130 5 лет назад +29068

    they tell of a man who can clickbait without clickbaiting.

  • @shitpostplays3873
    @shitpostplays3873 4 года назад +26436

    V-sauce answers all questions i was asking about my dad at age 5 while he was repairing something important.

    • @TheTrukx4lyfe
      @TheTrukx4lyfe 4 года назад +291

      V-souce?

    • @liisi.p6881
      @liisi.p6881 4 года назад +84

      TheTrukx4lyfe what?

    • @mauler7303
      @mauler7303 4 года назад +450

      so you asked your dad if you should eat yourself? damn

    • @j.harbers
      @j.harbers 4 года назад +281

      @@mauler7303 deep

    • @evameeva
      @evameeva 4 года назад +114

      *or did he??*

  • @Serdar146
    @Serdar146 4 года назад +5069

    That'll be a no.

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 Год назад +1392

    Vsauce answering Notch's question has to be the most 2013 thing ever and I love it.

    • @SuperGo699
      @SuperGo699 Год назад +10

      because this vid was made in 2013

    • @LegoDude3258
      @LegoDude3258 Год назад +97

      @@SuperGo699 That is the point.

    • @SuperGo699
      @SuperGo699 Год назад +1

      @@LegoDude3258 i thought you mean that a vid made post 2013 is so 2013 like

    • @LegoDude3258
      @LegoDude3258 Год назад +52

      @@SuperGo699 I meant that since Vsauce and Notch/Minecraft were both incredibly popular at the time its like an example of what 2013 was like.

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 Год назад +2

      @@SuperGo699 the definition of 2013 is stronger in certain videos than others

  • @jacksondecker6199
    @jacksondecker6199 5 лет назад +4519

    Should you eat yourself?
    First, we need to ask...
    What is you?

    • @siremiro3439
      @siremiro3439 5 лет назад +40

      Jackson Decker im a chicken

    • @x15cyberrush9
      @x15cyberrush9 5 лет назад +87

      What is you? Or what you isn't

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 5 лет назад +98

      @@siremiro3439
      *Or are you?*

    • @timberd1513
      @timberd1513 5 лет назад +31

      FACTZ OVERDOSE *or was you?*

    • @timberd1513
      @timberd1513 5 лет назад +28

      FACTZ OVERDOSE *or will you*

  • @montyfan9940
    @montyfan9940 3 года назад +3947

    Video: Mentions earth
    RUclips: F L A T E A R T H

    • @redim777
      @redim777 3 года назад +38

      It's because of a misinformation in a video you watch or whatever. But, I still don't get it.

    • @Tony_II
      @Tony_II 3 года назад +89

      @@redim777 No I think it appears when a video is about/mentions a topic.
      Example: A video mentions Area 51, so the thing leads you to area 51's Wikipedia page. But sometimes RUclips makes a mistake, like here, and links the wrong Wikipedia page.

    • @nicolerobinson6282
      @nicolerobinson6282 3 года назад +7

      IKR lol

    • @skozenbctd
      @skozenbctd 3 года назад +9

      I dont think flat earthers know what a pool is

    • @eistrashlikethee3472
      @eistrashlikethee3472 3 года назад +2

      @@skozenbctd why?

  • @iampurechaos
    @iampurechaos 5 лет назад +7355

    me: reads title at 3 am
    *i don't need sleep*
    *I N E E D A N S W E RS*

    • @yerwan5799
      @yerwan5799 5 лет назад +1

      Meeeeeeee

    • @th3benster909
      @th3benster909 5 лет назад +8

      i am pure chaos this is underrated

    • @lilxenops4336
      @lilxenops4336 5 лет назад +65

      *In school the next morning*
      I don't need answers
      I need sleep

    • @iampurechaos
      @iampurechaos 5 лет назад +11

      @@lilxenops4336 i like this epic meme

    • @wahl7837
      @wahl7837 5 лет назад +2

      i am pure chaos look up how to sleep better. I did, it helps

  • @KenH60109
    @KenH60109 Год назад +1634

    Vsauce:”Should you eat yourself?”
    13 million people: “Interesting….”

    • @KenH60109
      @KenH60109 Год назад +7

      @gluconfix Neither can I. XD

    • @nayd5043
      @nayd5043 Год назад +6

      I don't know why I clicked this video but I just did

    • @Universeberry
      @Universeberry Год назад

      You should eat yourself ⚡NOW!⚡

    • @joethetomato275
      @joethetomato275 11 месяцев назад +1

      14m*

    • @Chimpy.
      @Chimpy. 11 месяцев назад +2

      it's simple, i see Vsauce, I click.

  • @nine_swish958
    @nine_swish958 3 года назад +3002

    Me: *being hungry af
    RUclips: s a y n o m o r e.

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 4 года назад +8268

    Vsauce titles be like:
    "Should You Eat Yourself?"
    "What Does Human Taste Like?"
    "How Much Can You Eat?"

  • @weird-assdoggo3554
    @weird-assdoggo3554 3 года назад +2648

    teacher: no eating in class
    kids at the back:

    • @danifurka6790
      @danifurka6790 3 года назад +7

      lol

    • @T_Brown256
      @T_Brown256 3 года назад +4

      lmao

    • @johnjohnson3089
      @johnjohnson3089 3 года назад +7

      Tofu is not a good idea for a long time but I think it’s a good idea to have a good meal with Michael

    • @runitsacow
      @runitsacow 3 года назад +13

      R/cursedcomments

    • @monoreiden_
      @monoreiden_ 3 года назад +10

      i was that one kid at the back and i used to peel off the outer skin on my fingertips and eat it

  • @oxyharmonic
    @oxyharmonic Год назад +331

    Not to mention starvation and getting thinner is literally your body eating itself anyway, using that bodily mass to generate energy

    • @spiceaddict7967
      @spiceaddict7967 11 месяцев назад +4

      yeah this is the best way to put it i think

    • @rhqqn446fjnnbbc
      @rhqqn446fjnnbbc 10 месяцев назад +4

      It's called autophagy

  • @thine.
    @thine. 4 года назад +2171

    "should you eat yourself?"
    it's not whether we *should* do it, it's whether we *can* do it

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 4 года назад +51

      Why asking if we should, if the answer is obviously YES

    • @mustafahaykal7742
      @mustafahaykal7742 4 года назад +9

      Florian Koch wait wtf

    • @mustafahaykal7742
      @mustafahaykal7742 4 года назад +3

      @ramona’s shit show are you asking a new question or are you commenting about the video?
      Edit: sone typo

    • @sweetz5181
      @sweetz5181 4 года назад +8

      we can, we shouldn't

    • @justaguy6437
      @justaguy6437 4 года назад +1

      Yees

  • @shrutimadhuri1281
    @shrutimadhuri1281 4 года назад +3459

    1:01
    I like how he used the cubical earth and the minecraft inventory in notch's question.

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 года назад +17

      Shruti Madhuri yeah lol

    • @JeBronLames07
      @JeBronLames07 4 года назад +125

      *or did he?*

    • @RatCakez
      @RatCakez 4 года назад +21

      @@JeBronLames07 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @sh0dy
      @sh0dy 4 года назад +33

      Slav Boi *vsause music intensifies*

    • @Creesper69
      @Creesper69 4 года назад +6

      Dang it. That was a free Minecraft copy on the App Store that for some reason everybody likes it.

  • @theorange1729
    @theorange1729 4 года назад +2299

    Could the bridge stay in place?
    Vsauce: No
    Also Vsauce: *Shows minecraft*

    •  4 года назад +46

      @@cord2706 yes, you can't talk about Notch and don't talk about minecraft

    • @joshnotmaxedout3864
      @joshnotmaxedout3864 4 года назад +8

      @ yea cuz u know he MADE minecraft

    • @james-xx2yg
      @james-xx2yg 4 года назад +24

      @@joshnotmaxedout3864 I think they know

    • @naws69
      @naws69 4 года назад +6

      it is impossible in Minecraft that to happen. because there's no physics for it. there's only physics for water, lava and gravel i think.

    • @james-xx2yg
      @james-xx2yg 4 года назад +3

      @@naws69 there also concrete powder

  • @Iskolya.
    @Iskolya. Год назад +54

    Poor Zeff. Sawed his leg just to starve even more.

  • @user-lk5mq1ki9n
    @user-lk5mq1ki9n 5 лет назад +2147

    Short answer: No
    Long Answer: *Well....*

  • @lemonboiyoutube
    @lemonboiyoutube 4 года назад +978

    Vsauce: Our first question comes from Notch.
    Me: The What

    • @zach7482
      @zach7482 4 года назад +90

      Who's notch? I thought Hatsune Miku made Minecraft

    • @goat6354
      @goat6354 4 года назад +38

      @@zach7482
      Who are hatsune miku?

    • @zach7482
      @zach7482 4 года назад +91

      @@goat6354 The creator of Minecraft

    • @faderz_
      @faderz_ 4 года назад +56

      @@petrgimbal9410 no its hatsune miku

    • @justadogwithagun6230
      @justadogwithagun6230 4 года назад +36

      @@petrgimbal9410 No it's Hatsune Miku

  • @corebroth8793
    @corebroth8793 5 лет назад +3551

    *_I F I S H A V E D O F F M Y A R M_*

    • @xyliadyck5290
      @xyliadyck5290 5 лет назад +15

      What

    • @rckinetic9065
      @rckinetic9065 5 лет назад +11

      :D

    • @rubenleejohnsen2037
      @rubenleejohnsen2037 5 лет назад +160

      "it would grow back the exact same length"

    • @TroyGalviz
      @TroyGalviz 5 лет назад +35

      So my arm grows back hmm okay ima try it *five minutes later* ahhhhhh grow back grow back

    • @sahilkatarmal5599
      @sahilkatarmal5599 5 лет назад +6

      I saved you from devil likes by giving you a like. Your welcome.

  • @greenberrygk
    @greenberrygk 3 месяца назад +15

    Vsauce answering a question from Notch himself is the most 2013 thing I’ve ever heard

    • @greenberrygk
      @greenberrygk 3 месяца назад +1

      I swear I didn’t try to copy someone else’s comment it was a coincidence

    • @SnowDragonSnow
      @SnowDragonSnow 2 месяца назад +1

      @@greenberrygk Hi, I am legodude's lawyer. we will sue u for 5 bobux for plagarism.

    • @greenberrygk
      @greenberrygk Месяц назад

      @@SnowDragonSnow 😢

  • @j.c.d8768
    @j.c.d8768 4 года назад +2101

    Vsauce “ no, you should not eat yourself.”
    The music in the background: 🕵️🌃🎷🎹

  • @v345250
    @v345250 3 года назад +608

    His eyebrows have more personality than me

    • @akazumi4553
      @akazumi4553 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @i_liekpotatoes420
      @i_liekpotatoes420 3 года назад +3

      your pfp lol

    • @JosiahFickinger
      @JosiahFickinger 3 года назад +4

      At 0:57. You tell me why if everything is supposed to be straight, it is actually curved. Like say for instance, a Level used for buildings. Is that level actually straight or is it actually curved a microscopic amount? Riddle me this!

    • @hubb8049
      @hubb8049 3 года назад +2

      @@JosiahFickinger for real?

    • @JosiahFickinger
      @JosiahFickinger 3 года назад +1

      @@hubb8049 That would make the most sense.

  • @eljot1092
    @eljot1092 5 лет назад +533

    "My hair *(touches head),* em, what's left of it..."

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 5 лет назад

      My dad

    • @lucasaurus
      @lucasaurus 5 лет назад +4

      Zachary Thompson you in a few years

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 5 лет назад +1

      @@lucasaurus Ha! My dear Lucasaurus, I'm afraid that I take after my mom's family more, which is known for heads full of hair

    • @lucasaurus
      @lucasaurus 5 лет назад +2

      Zachary Thompson well then, good for you my dear friend! :)

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 лет назад +1

      @@raxusveritas That response was so... polite

  • @Deuce_and_a_half
    @Deuce_and_a_half 2 месяца назад +5

    I got recommended this 11 years later.

  • @Ralphfish4
    @Ralphfish4 7 лет назад +9352

    Without watching any of this video yet, I'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that, no, you shouldn't eat yourself.

    • @faran5823
      @faran5823 6 лет назад +180

      or is it?

    • @Eudaletism
      @Eudaletism 6 лет назад +28

      What if you're an ouroboros?

    • @7ofspades7
      @7ofspades7 6 лет назад +41

      This is Patrick I mean, even if they actually did comment this before watching, they had a 50% chance of being right...

    • @danieldavis4700
      @danieldavis4700 6 лет назад +5

      wow quite fucking obvious isn't it mate

    • @mongrel6901
      @mongrel6901 6 лет назад +6

      Ralphfish4 *WRONG*

  • @lucasjustice
    @lucasjustice 4 года назад +319

    Me: alright let’s find out if I should eat myself
    Vsauce: Minecraft bridge gravity maths

  • @imyinc
    @imyinc 7 лет назад +301

    All the vsauces together, maybe they will fuse and create a master sauce with knowledge and power to conquer the earth

  • @faisalrizvi2876
    @faisalrizvi2876 2 года назад +38

    I once read somewhere (in a children's magazine probably) that we human beings are capable of biting our own fingers off but our brain prevents us from applying the requisite pressure.
    Here's what a guy on the internet said about this question: "Biting through a finger requires so much force that attempts often lead to partial amputation; a bite that doesn't completely sever the finger. There are cases of fingers being bitten entirely off, but such an act requires extraordinary force, far greater than 200 newtons of carrot-cutting power."

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that’s just a malicious joke to try to get people to bite their fingers
      It’s like the idea that your brain won’t allow you to stab yourself, in an attempt to get gullible people (usually kids) to stab themselves

  • @mauricethegecko9700
    @mauricethegecko9700 4 года назад +1401

    "Should you eat yourself?"
    Wasnt planning on it, but......

  • @qzx55
    @qzx55 6 лет назад +611

    Looks through the fridge, no food.
    Going to bed hungry.
    Starts looking through food videos.
    Ends up with should you eat yourself?
    Cries.

    • @js-yall
      @js-yall 6 лет назад +10

      Greedo go buy some food fam

    • @grbgeslnger24
      @grbgeslnger24 6 лет назад

      Greedo start with finger nails then try getting into the skin lol

    • @davestylehenry
      @davestylehenry 6 лет назад

      David Masse ya

    • @marclance6224
      @marclance6224 6 лет назад +1

      I have ate skin I ate the part near the Fingernail

    • @deyanawoolley8993
      @deyanawoolley8993 6 лет назад

      Do you have money for food?

  • @janrecina9878
    @janrecina9878 3 года назад +4633

    V-sauce answers all the questions you ask while you're high af

  • @ayan_plush
    @ayan_plush Год назад +26

    HE MET THE MINECRAFT MADER

  • @AghaNoor
    @AghaNoor 4 года назад +9679

    My question is: why doesn't Vsauce ever age?🤔

    • @dr4876
      @dr4876 4 года назад +1242

      Because he eats himself

    • @Hawkgaming-pv5wb
      @Hawkgaming-pv5wb 4 года назад +504

      Because when he was a baby, he was given immortality from the king of hell, legends say that the king is no longer alive since he gave all his immortality to vscauce

    • @TheWatcher-j5o
      @TheWatcher-j5o 4 года назад +88

      @@Hawkgaming-pv5wb Vsauce is that king, you *fool*

    • @Hawkgaming-pv5wb
      @Hawkgaming-pv5wb 4 года назад +39

      @@TheWatcher-j5o lol that's just made up

    • @Hawkgaming-pv5wb
      @Hawkgaming-pv5wb 4 года назад +46

      @@TheWatcher-j5o I made it to *TRY* entertaining at least someone or even anyone

  • @lawrencereid3457
    @lawrencereid3457 5 лет назад +1659

    **when you realise that this was made in 2013**
    *oh.*

    • @dezusai9174
      @dezusai9174 5 лет назад +34

      When you realize it's still amazing

    • @pseudo701
      @pseudo701 5 лет назад +7

      Oh dude saame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ScarlettesFuneral
      @ScarlettesFuneral 5 лет назад +22

      When you realize this channel hasn't been uploaded on in forever

    • @MoBaK
      @MoBaK 5 лет назад +5

      When you realize that it's true
      *Oh*

    • @DaycaterBrah
      @DaycaterBrah 5 лет назад +4

      He’s busy with RUclips red

  • @cringetv2153
    @cringetv2153 6 лет назад +879

    Hey Vsauce. Michael here. *WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?*
    Me: Uhhh I ate them

    • @malojstoy
      @malojstoy 6 лет назад +2

      CringeTV nie ma problemu

    • @muhammadwaheed7196
      @muhammadwaheed7196 6 лет назад

      did you eat the nails with it?

    • @skylermp1364
      @skylermp1364 6 лет назад

      How do you eat bone?

    • @malojstoy
      @malojstoy 6 лет назад

      @@skylermp1364 break i to pieces and shallow one by one

    • @Platinum_XYZ
      @Platinum_XYZ 6 лет назад

      the amount of likes

  • @MonkeyD._Luffy.
    @MonkeyD._Luffy. 10 месяцев назад +8

    Zeff really made a big mistake when he ate his leg to stay alive

  • @patrickmcdonald5083
    @patrickmcdonald5083 5 лет назад +6882

    Short answer: No.
    Long Answer: No.

  • @lityfity4197
    @lityfity4197 5 лет назад +722

    Title: Should you eat yourself?
    Vsuace halfway into video: *THE THING I LIKE ABOUT EYE FLOATIES*

    • @maximillian5102
      @maximillian5102 5 лет назад +7

      lity fity that sounds like every Vsauce video ever

    • @soldatpopol3589
      @soldatpopol3589 5 лет назад +1

      @@maximillian5102 WRYYYY!

    • @tedan28
      @tedan28 5 лет назад +1

      @@soldatpopol3589 ZA WARUDOOOO!!!!

    • @joechahoud5353
      @joechahoud5353 5 лет назад +1

      WTF HE STARTED TALKIN ABOUT IT JUST MOMENTS AFTER I READ YOUR COMMENT

    • @kyliim.8239
      @kyliim.8239 5 лет назад

      lity fity I didn’t want to mess up the three 7’s so I didn’t like it 😂. But In my head I like the comment

  • @HalfPunch
    @HalfPunch 10 месяцев назад +12

    Oh you actually can look directly at eye floaties. With every turn of the eye they change position a bit. So with some time around 1-2 minutes you can "place" one oh them right infront of your vision point.

    • @zk-nv2ei
      @zk-nv2ei 2 месяца назад +2

      a real life shiny pokemon hunt

  • @shubhanjanjoshi5580
    @shubhanjanjoshi5580 4 года назад +1241

    1:07
    Vsauce: "would it float?"
    Me: yes! obviously its Minecraft...

    • @wasifzakwan8722
      @wasifzakwan8722 4 года назад +77

      * Notch's problems require Minecraft solutions * 😁

    • @splee3754
      @splee3754 3 года назад +4

      XD

    • @taboushy91
      @taboushy91 3 года назад +4

      That looks like Minecraft, but it’s not

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 3 года назад +25

      The earth is flat
      In minecraft

    • @taboushy91
      @taboushy91 3 года назад +4

      @@lazypotato6743 yea that’s true

  • @ark_503
    @ark_503 4 года назад +371

    5:44 Apple: introducing the new iFloatie

  • @jtrudeau1506
    @jtrudeau1506 8 лет назад +205

    Should you eat yourself? One minute later we are learning about bridges and gravity. I love you, man

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 7 лет назад +33

      I love his style of thinking. He receives one single question, such as "Should you eat yourself?" and starts talking about other slightly-related scientific things, then brings it back down to the question at hand, using all of that other stuff he talked about to answer it.

  • @B_Naise
    @B_Naise 4 месяца назад +4

    Notch (Creator of Minecraft) asks question
    Vsauce answers with Minecraft.

  • @binasco3914
    @binasco3914 3 года назад +1531

    Me: I should probably sleep now
    Vsauce: Should you eat your self
    My brain: Ahh fuck we lost him

  • @disuko
    @disuko 5 лет назад +1666

    Lemme just shave off my arm real quick

    • @kira7683
      @kira7683 5 лет назад +19

      So we have something to eat.

    • @thaniabegum9688
      @thaniabegum9688 5 лет назад +2

      ahahahahahhh

    • @vuilnisgod4388
      @vuilnisgod4388 5 лет назад +5

      :\

    • @gumbi365
      @gumbi365 5 лет назад +6

      I heard that and whent straight to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @angie5656
      @angie5656 5 лет назад

      @@kira7683 ahhqhahha

  • @rallo9635
    @rallo9635 5 лет назад +1338

    no I would not recommend it

    • @commentbox5206
      @commentbox5206 5 лет назад +14

      How did your friend die?
      Oh, um... He ate himself.

    • @MaxRaldin
      @MaxRaldin 5 лет назад

      hi

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 5 лет назад

      Oh just think of the infections! Ughhhhh open wound, sepsis anyone?

    • @swetcorn
      @swetcorn 5 лет назад

      You say that as if you've done it before. Lolol.

    • @Gabriel-he6ih
      @Gabriel-he6ih 5 лет назад

      But youtube did

  • @privateerbouncher9622
    @privateerbouncher9622 Год назад +3

    Vsauce: Should you eat yourself?
    Homer Simpson: Yes

  • @youngsavage8181
    @youngsavage8181 5 лет назад +2122

    Nobody:
    Vsauce: Should you eat yourself?

    • @mantaspaketuris6858
      @mantaspaketuris6858 5 лет назад +6

      No

    • @memepristine8058
      @memepristine8058 5 лет назад +6

      @painful guitarist, please change your name to painful bassist

    • @thomasjames5823
      @thomasjames5823 5 лет назад +2

      Your name seems like those ones that Xbox (or some random game) would generate for you

    • @ryugo7713
      @ryugo7713 5 лет назад +1

      Painful Guitarist actually somebody did ask that.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 лет назад

      Actually many people asked this themselves not nobody. At least I asked this myself. That's enough to say you're 100% factually wrong. (But I know more people who did.)

  • @brysen_squared
    @brysen_squared 3 года назад +1529

    I love how he used minecraft for notch’s question

  • @laultimarebanada
    @laultimarebanada 4 года назад +541

    "The hair on your head will not keep growing for ever; tipically around six years is the limit"
    So... tangled is a lie?

    • @fabio-nc9gx
      @fabio-nc9gx 4 года назад +60

      well it's a fairytale...i assume it's the flower that keeps her hair magical and thus able to grow...forever?

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 4 года назад +6

      Magical hair that could heal blah blah blah, you know the stuff.

    • @tori.mitchell
      @tori.mitchell 4 года назад +1

      La última rebanada. NO ITS M A G I C

    • @thelegendarycomrade2739
      @thelegendarycomrade2739 4 года назад +1

      r/woooosh everyone in the comments

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 4 года назад +1

      Thanks guys you just ruined the dreams of a Disney Pizza

  • @SamDalorian1875
    @SamDalorian1875 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the most Vsauce question Vsauce has ever Vsauced.

  • @bliffity2692
    @bliffity2692 8 лет назад +550

    The face made in the thumbnail matches the title perfectly.

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 7 лет назад +3775

    *THIS THUMBNAIL THO*

  • @steampunknoodles
    @steampunknoodles 9 лет назад +3017

    So... long story short;
    Should You Eat Yourself?
    No.

    • @eshansingh1
      @eshansingh1 9 лет назад +37

      Clemens Hoste My god, when you say it like that, it sounds so obvious.

    • @clairsmith226
      @clairsmith226 9 лет назад

      Exactly. I knew it. I heard once that the reason cannibals appear insane and unreasonable is because there's an illness that only affects humans, and you can only get it if you eat someone.

    • @clairsmith226
      @clairsmith226 9 лет назад +1

      Clair Smith So, Vsauce. Am I right to believe this? Or am I wrong, and you could eat people?

    • @deoxys8905
      @deoxys8905 9 лет назад +1

      Clair Smith If you did then your a cannibal.

    • @steampunknoodles
      @steampunknoodles 9 лет назад

      wtf is happening

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer Год назад +6

    I thought the V in Vsauce was about to stand for Vore but alright.

  • @zowskii5317
    @zowskii5317 5 лет назад +796

    Me: Tries to live my life
    VSauce: Should you eat yourself?

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 9 лет назад +609

    I can't see eye-floaties...
    Now I feel left out :(

    • @tuxedomask1323
      @tuxedomask1323 9 лет назад +124

      they will float your way someday

    • @eyesopen4053
      @eyesopen4053 8 лет назад +15

      glad I don't have it

    • @hamhasmech5893
      @hamhasmech5893 8 лет назад +20

      +Eyes Open its nothing bad lol...

    • @musikoen8286
      @musikoen8286 8 лет назад +1

      me too: (

    • @blakestrike3905
      @blakestrike3905 8 лет назад +30

      +LazerLord10 try going outside and looking at a blue sky....if thats possible for you, just stare, dont move your eyes...usually thats quite affective

  • @yours12342
    @yours12342 6 лет назад +729

    Question: "Should you eat yourself?"
    Vsauce: "Well the Earth is spherical, so..."

  • @ReusableRocket987
    @ReusableRocket987 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Should you eat yourself?
    Normal people: No
    psychopath: No
    Me: *Tries to eat hand*

  • @madhu5465
    @madhu5465 5 лет назад +591

    them good old days when vsauce uploaded free content

    • @pocketglove
      @pocketglove 5 лет назад

      How

    • @Kosaro1234
      @Kosaro1234 5 лет назад +31

      @@pocketglove He's had a RUclips original series for a few years now that you can watch if you have youtube premium or red or whatever it's called nowadays. The series is great but people don't like that he's making less free videos

    • @PLEISTRIUS
      @PLEISTRIUS 5 лет назад +14

      He makes money out of it, spends it to buy stuff, to visit places, to experience new things as individual. Thats how it works nowadays. Freedom costs and u need money to buy it. #Sad#VsauceFan

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 5 лет назад +10

      Madhu Hey everybody if you haven’t realized by now Michael uploads daily on the DONG channel.

    • @ffuuu2018
      @ffuuu2018 5 лет назад +2

      Ever heard of D.O.N.G channel?

  • @juulcat4774
    @juulcat4774 3 года назад +2546

    me: i should do my homework
    vsauce: should you eat yourself?
    me: well well well let's find out

    • @pramodpoddar1015
      @pramodpoddar1015 3 года назад +55

      *Insert husky with glasses here*

    • @j_jizzle_69
      @j_jizzle_69 2 года назад +16

      Ayy brother

    • @LuciferAmoyai
      @LuciferAmoyai 2 года назад +5

      @@j_jizzle_69 *are brothers real*
      *should you smash your brother?*
      *should you cut your brother and eat*
      *are you real*
      *Is reality real?*

    • @stephaniejohnson2191
      @stephaniejohnson2191 2 года назад +5

      This is my exact situation rn lmao

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @ebraheem6025
    @ebraheem6025 3 года назад +815

    I love how notch's question was answered with minecraft and squares lol

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan 3 года назад +8

      The attention to detail

    • @demodertf2
      @demodertf2 3 года назад +8

      Notch left minecraft tho

    • @demodertf2
      @demodertf2 3 года назад +13

      @Penciil Lol in da old ver of minecraft, their use to be a splash Dat says happy birthday Notch but since he left mojang, Dat splash doesn't exist anymore

    • @pigkat7716
      @pigkat7716 3 года назад +1

      @Penciil Lol Why do you think he isn't the ceo of Mojang anymore?

    • @_sadcatt
      @_sadcatt 3 года назад +12

      this video is so old yet people continue to watch them lol

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Год назад +4

    Only Michael

  • @micharyciak7237
    @micharyciak7237 4 года назад +719

    Should you eat yourself?
    Second later: What if we exploded bridges all over Earth?

    • @generalgrievous3133
      @generalgrievous3133 4 года назад +5

      *oll*

    • @SleepyC0bra
      @SleepyC0bra 4 года назад +9

      Ah yes
      *OLL*

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 4 года назад +5

      *O・L・L*

    • @micharyciak7237
      @micharyciak7237 4 года назад +3

      lmao sorry

    • @SleepyC0bra
      @SleepyC0bra 4 года назад +5

      Michał Ryciak this is the first time I’ve done the ‘ah yes’ comment and they’ve actually corrected it. nice

  • @ryan_69420
    @ryan_69420 5 лет назад +736

    Me: * falls asleep watching RUclips with auto play on*
    RUclips before going to sleep: PewDiePie
    RUclips in the morning: Should you eat yourself???

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 5 лет назад +19

      Like once i endup on a carton sexy clickbat tumb

    • @lourdesirlanda6099
      @lourdesirlanda6099 5 лет назад +19

      @@nonec384 english please? nothing you said made ANY sense.

    • @candyanddarkside
      @candyanddarkside 5 лет назад +12

      @@lourdesirlanda6099 I think it's supposed to mean something like "Like once I ended up on a sexy cartoon thumb"

    • @MoBaK
      @MoBaK 5 лет назад +1

      @@candyanddarkside no shit?

    • @MoBaK
      @MoBaK 5 лет назад +6

      @@lourdesirlanda6099 it means
      I once, ended up on a cartoon sexy clickbait tUmB
      I think he means thumbnail by tumb
      Or something mike that

  • @Cr1zzt0ph4r
    @Cr1zzt0ph4r 4 года назад +195

    Vsause: wraps rope around Earth
    FlatEarthers: impossible

  • @SirPauloV
    @SirPauloV 10 месяцев назад +1

    "your food tastes nothing"
    "And it serves 0 clients"
    "You should eat yourself now"
    -Gordon Ramsay probaly

  • @faustsc
    @faustsc 3 года назад +252

    Watching this at 3 am be like:
    “..ok”

  • @heh.9166
    @heh.9166 3 года назад +288

    “what to do when you’re hungry ?”
    Google: order food on uber eats
    Bing:

  • @teninchtackler
    @teninchtackler 4 года назад +3962

    Actually, humans aren't the only animals to discover fire
    Literally every animal in the Amazon has

    • @edmund8954
      @edmund8954 4 года назад +23

      I don't get it..........

    • @teninchtackler
      @teninchtackler 4 года назад +315

      The Amazon is on fire, and most of the animals have most likely seen it

    • @Quindarious_Gooch_
      @Quindarious_Gooch_ 4 года назад +32

      FancyBrick56 the Amazon was on fire***

    • @sytharsenal
      @sytharsenal 4 года назад +22

      Hol'up

    • @tsuol7296
      @tsuol7296 4 года назад +25

      Now this is my humor great job

  • @RBLXShard
    @RBLXShard Год назад +1

    Vsauce answers all the questions I asked when I was 5

  • @reymax9053
    @reymax9053 4 года назад +421

    Short answer: no
    Long answer: no
    V sauce answer: Should you?...no
    Real answer: no

    • @skye648
      @skye648 4 года назад +9

      The actual answer: No, but do what you want with those children of yours

    • @ihatewerewolves1832
      @ihatewerewolves1832 4 года назад +1

      @@skye648 Thats messed up

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 4 года назад +1

      @@skye648 How are you still alive?

    • @skye648
      @skye648 4 года назад +1

      Ashlone Fusk Jesus gifted me with internet after my death

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 4 года назад +1

      @@skye648 I see

  • @Leah-uf2mf
    @Leah-uf2mf 4 года назад +918

    Me: Hey Michael?
    Michael: yeah?
    Me: Should you eat yourself?
    Michael: *Yesnt*

    • @Blizzty
      @Blizzty 4 года назад +9

      Oof, i'm your 69 th like

    • @Leah-uf2mf
      @Leah-uf2mf 4 года назад +9

      @@Blizzty o.o how does 10 year old me understand that joke.

    • @avgredditmod
      @avgredditmod 4 года назад +1

      Michael*

    • @Leah-uf2mf
      @Leah-uf2mf 4 года назад +1

      @@avgredditmod Oh thanks, Ima change it real quick-

    • @vintager3333
      @vintager3333 4 года назад +3

      Tired_Milo you understand that because you must be smarter than an Average 10 year old or it’s that you heard/watch inappropriate stuff.

  • @ayakiria6597
    @ayakiria6597 3 года назад +907

    Absolutely losing it when said “if I were to shave my arm off”
    He still had a previous question on his mind when he answered this one it seems.

    • @younggenos
      @younggenos 2 года назад +4

      same lmao that got me dying 😂

  • @nikhilgarg9618
    @nikhilgarg9618 Год назад +16

    1:50 Michael: There's no known material strong enough to build that kind of bridge.
    Nokia: Am I a joke to you?

  • @kaiiii2718
    @kaiiii2718 8 лет назад +1546

    i had some Vsauce on my toast it taste like space

    • @TheDarThaum
      @TheDarThaum 7 лет назад +8

      Xur The agent of the Nine I like Vsauce3. It tastes like paradoxes, nuclear war and Pokemon.

    • @DiabeticDingus
      @DiabeticDingus 7 лет назад +1

      yup

    • @Mckiller120
      @Mckiller120 7 лет назад +19

      SavageBoy69Alt * cues music *

    • @ybnkareem560
      @ybnkareem560 7 лет назад +20

      "What is Vsauce, does it actually exist and if it does what does it SOUND like but to awnser that, lets look at Gamma rays."

    • @ortus1264
      @ortus1264 7 лет назад +2

      Hmm.. I thought it'd taste like fish

  • @legolasgreenleaf5244
    @legolasgreenleaf5244 3 года назад +1445

    "Should You Eat Yourself?"
    - Uhm sir, this is a Wendy's

  • @kackdackel9170
    @kackdackel9170 3 года назад +666

    "Should you eat yourself?"
    Suicidal cannibals: *I see this as an absolute win!*

    • @ramilkhalilli4948
      @ramilkhalilli4948 Год назад +14

      Underrated.

    • @garrynewman6211
      @garrynewman6211 Год назад +2

      @@ramilkhalilli4948 The joke wasn’t that funny.

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 Год назад +2

      @@garrynewman6211 It'd be an interesting question for a veggie tales character

    • @ramilkhalilli4948
      @ramilkhalilli4948 Год назад +4

      @@garrynewman6211 Very subjective, indeed!

  • @lDONOTEXlST
    @lDONOTEXlST 10 месяцев назад +4

    hey vsause michael here your home security is great or is it...

  • @home-nl7wh
    @home-nl7wh 4 года назад +51

    3:28 "my hair, or what's left of it" LMAO

  • @emilykrey5319
    @emilykrey5319 4 года назад +387

    “Violently hoola-hooping”
    Imma just leave this here

    • @ID-su6cv
      @ID-su6cv 3 года назад

      69 likes nice

    • @747simmer4
      @747simmer4 3 года назад

      @@ID-su6cv i know i dont want to like it

    • @rectaltickler8303
      @rectaltickler8303 3 года назад

      Delete it fucker

    • @84ambar
      @84ambar 3 года назад

      @@rectaltickler8303 why?

    • @deadlybunz
      @deadlybunz 3 года назад

      @@rectaltickler8303 2 months later
      ok

  • @glazedterracotta-l8x
    @glazedterracotta-l8x 11 месяцев назад +2

    Michael: *(sees own arm)*
    Also Michael: Should I eat it?

  • @katiagrella7035
    @katiagrella7035 5 лет назад +282

    *I sure hope I don't hear a wolf say, "Wow, look how long my hair is getting! I better get to the barber shop!" anytime soon...*

  • @amritpalsingh517
    @amritpalsingh517 7 лет назад +558

    who else was surprised by 1759 wikipedia volumes?
    I mean, that's basically a fraction of a library and it seems to contain like everything!

    • @TheRemixDenuo
      @TheRemixDenuo 7 лет назад +44

      Probably because a lot of the information in a library is redudent.

    • @Namajaff
      @Namajaff 7 лет назад +4

      The Great Potato thank you that was so helpful like jeez that one letter was soooooooooooooooo confusing

    • @justawatchin2
      @justawatchin2 7 лет назад +11

      Try looking at Wikipedia pages for branches of linguistics, for example - you don't find much. Certainly not typically more than a few pages of printed text.

    • @xKarnage74
      @xKarnage74 7 лет назад +7

      No, not really. Articles have a few pages of text on average, less than a book obviously. It's not that surprising.

    • @maxcarvalho3202
      @maxcarvalho3202 7 лет назад

      Amritpal Singh first these volumes are pretty compact and the letters are small, also 1759 books is a lot , only big libraries have this much , i personally hardly ever go to big libraries so idk

  • @Endhog
    @Endhog 7 лет назад +910

    Short answer: Yes.
    Long answer: YEEEEEESSSS

    • @CherriiCakes
      @CherriiCakes 6 лет назад +18

      Endhog, the funny thing is that the answer is actually "no" xD

    • @TaccRaccoon
      @TaccRaccoon 6 лет назад +2

      Endhog you want long ? ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SYh/видео.htmlttps://ruclips.net/video/9g3--WYH8SY/видео.html

    • @bangotrue1089
      @bangotrue1089 6 лет назад +3

      *WhAt DoEs HuMaN TaStE LikE*

    • @desiree2401
      @desiree2401 6 лет назад

      Endhog long answer: YAAS QUEEN YOU SLAY 'EM QUEEN

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 6 лет назад +1

      Heh, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com

  • @timscoviac
    @timscoviac 2 года назад +2

    *Some animals don’t have that problem. Take a sheep for example. They just keep growing and growing and if they don’t get shaved it can actually suffocate them with heat exhaustion and kill them

  • @mg-tn2ch
    @mg-tn2ch 5 лет назад +1696

    wikipedia is not a reliable source
    - my history teacher
    *so*

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +56

      As much as Wikipedia has improved over the years, will it ever ask the question *"should you eat yourself"* ?

    • @fuzzola8809
      @fuzzola8809 4 года назад +2

      h Jellybean it’s not

    • @viktorstark7974
      @viktorstark7974 4 года назад +1

      h Jellybean history fair?

    • @miannekahkol9556
      @miannekahkol9556 4 года назад +31

      @@fuzzola8809 It's more reliable than traditional encyclopedias are

    • @fuzzola8809
      @fuzzola8809 4 года назад +1

      Mr Penguin oh ok

  • @awesomeferret
    @awesomeferret 8 лет назад +886

    Wow. Wikipedia would only weigh less than 8000 pounds? My mind is blown at how SMALL Wikipedia actually is.

    • @alanstevens9561
      @alanstevens9561 8 лет назад +26

      That's like two compact cars

    • @awesomeferret
      @awesomeferret 8 лет назад +78

      John Doe ONLY two compact cars.

    • @alanstevens9561
      @alanstevens9561 8 лет назад +22

      Try lifting two compact cars. You would need 10 of the strongest men in the world to lift it.

    • @awesomeferret
      @awesomeferret 8 лет назад +56

      John Doe so? You would only need a forklift for something like that. My point is, this is small enough that Wikipedia printed out can be fit more than TWICE into a mid-size box truck.

    • @MrLou902
      @MrLou902 8 лет назад +54

      Take into consideration that this video is 4 years old, I wouldn't be surprised if it has doubled in weight since then.

  • @valentinafuffa535
    @valentinafuffa535 6 лет назад +486

    "Don't eat your own legs"
    alright I got it I promise I won't

    • @luan6862
      @luan6862 6 лет назад +50

      Valentina Fuffa but can i climb between yours and eat there? *vsauce music plays*

    • @user-qx8cz9yx9v
      @user-qx8cz9yx9v 6 лет назад +13

      Luan Luta dude that's not even funny thats just straight up sexual harassment

    • @codgun8575
      @codgun8575 6 лет назад +21

      eunseo the flirt If that's the case, sexual harrassment is funny.

    • @user-qx8cz9yx9v
      @user-qx8cz9yx9v 6 лет назад +2

      and how old are you david? 12?

    • @user-qx8cz9yx9v
      @user-qx8cz9yx9v 6 лет назад

      I won't bother explaining why it's not funny because I can tell you definitely don't have the ability to grasp it, but being called a "biatch" by a strange child from the internet doesn't really offend me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 2 года назад +1

    Being able to directly look at eye floaters seems unnatural

  • @ar9n
    @ar9n 5 лет назад +453

    day 906 of nofap: it has come to this

    • @maple6894
      @maple6894 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @podlaskian
      @podlaskian 5 лет назад +7

      Is that the polish flag with a hazard sign as your profile picture? I'm Polish too!

    • @andik.9767
      @andik.9767 5 лет назад +1

      906 days ... respect i already would eat myself insteed watching this video

    • @Rusted_Obsidian
      @Rusted_Obsidian 5 лет назад

      Bitch if you make it that far then we need to give you trillions!@

    • @sterbern6762
      @sterbern6762 5 лет назад

      Aran day 2 of nofap*

  • @ArchHarmony
    @ArchHarmony 3 года назад +1084

    11M people: *reads title* “I mean i am pretty hungry 🤔”

    • @josiahl1086
      @josiahl1086 3 года назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @karachoto
      @karachoto 3 года назад +7

      i was actually eating when i came across this video lol

    • @turtlesrprettycool3379
      @turtlesrprettycool3379 3 года назад +1

      @@josiahl1086 is this a knockoff Justin Y.?

    • @cadabreon6743
      @cadabreon6743 3 года назад +6

      @@karachoto Yo, share leg bro. I am hungry.

    • @Asparagus893
      @Asparagus893 3 года назад +1

      @@turtlesrprettycool3379 not a knockoff the pfp is almost same

  • @alexandrezeddam7817
    @alexandrezeddam7817 6 лет назад +511

    You should have said that BEFORE I started eating my forearm.

    • @Kyle111
      @Kyle111 5 лет назад +3

      He said it 5 years ago

    • @cooki3z309
      @cooki3z309 5 лет назад

      @@Kyle111 He said that 4 months ago

    • @ShadowTanky
      @ShadowTanky 5 лет назад

      @@cooki3z309 He said that 1 day ago

    • @cooki3z309
      @cooki3z309 5 лет назад

      @dog you said that 2 hours ago

    • @jamesramirez0408
      @jamesramirez0408 5 лет назад

      @@cooki3z309 Vsauce said it in 2:13
      ...

  • @prestonang8216
    @prestonang8216 4 года назад +220

    I ain’t fat, just in a high gravity zone.

    • @skullwebz
      @skullwebz 4 года назад +2

      TheRoyalGallade [TRG] yea same

    • @healthya7975
      @healthya7975 4 года назад +13

      You are the high gravity zone

    • @diacriticsrue260
      @diacriticsrue260 4 года назад +1

      You can still be fat with low gravity

  • @EthanWait
    @EthanWait 8 лет назад +1188

    I can answer the thumbnail title in one word. "No."

    • @VerkoAviarhidea
      @VerkoAviarhidea 8 лет назад +9

      can you answer in 10?

    • @EthanWait
      @EthanWait 8 лет назад +28

      +SenpaiKiseki you should not eat yourself because that would be bad. Done.

    • @kourtneybuckmaster6220
      @kourtneybuckmaster6220 8 лет назад

      +SenpaiKiseki i can, maybe you can oh wait you can not eat yourself

    • @krautgazer
      @krautgazer 8 лет назад +1

      I want to continue playing. Can you asnwer in 20?

    • @EthanWait
      @EthanWait 8 лет назад +10

      You should not eat yourself because that would be very bad and cause you to become mutilated, ugly, and broken.

  • @darendraputra6938
    @darendraputra6938 3 года назад +593

    "Should i eat myself?"
    *looks at One Piece* sure if it inspires a kid to be a Chef.

    • @m.fillahyusuf7748
      @m.fillahyusuf7748 3 года назад +1

      Indo?

    • @syrim4139
      @syrim4139 3 года назад +7

      wasn’t sanji already in love with cooking?

    • @gatlina6019
      @gatlina6019 3 года назад +6

      Wait, didn't Zeff amputated the leg when he got stuck?

    • @darendraputra6938
      @darendraputra6938 3 года назад +9

      @@gatlina6019 he ate it since he gave all the food to Sanji

    • @gatlina6019
      @gatlina6019 3 года назад

      @@darendraputra6938 Damn...

  • @mobilplus4348
    @mobilplus4348 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how this got recommended after 10 years

  • @-Tidae
    @-Tidae 4 года назад +743

    "Should you eat yourself?"
    Me biting my nails waiting for the answer:

    • @gdtayfrogfroglet5183
      @gdtayfrogfroglet5183 4 года назад +8

      Haha :)

    • @krishna2803
      @krishna2803 4 года назад +15

      _i see myself in this comment_

    • @-Tidae
      @-Tidae 4 года назад +2

      @@krishna2803 i assume u look good then?

    • @krishna2803
      @krishna2803 4 года назад +6

      @@-Tidae i'm ugly :C

    • @-Tidae
      @-Tidae 4 года назад +6

      @@krishna2803 dont say that :v

  • @Karma-ji6ud
    @Karma-ji6ud 3 года назад +279

    There's something strangely funny about a wolf saying "Wow, look how long my hair is getting, I better get to the barber shop."

    • @itskb2891
      @itskb2891 3 года назад +13

      Theres a whole fandom about that kind of stuff

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. 3 года назад +2

      God DAMN the curries furries

    • @iloveamerica606
      @iloveamerica606 3 года назад +2

      69th like

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 3 года назад +3

      @@itskb2891 I could absolutely see Legosi saying something like that :3

    • @itskb2891
      @itskb2891 3 года назад

      @@jacobwansleeben3364 Yes

  • @zonncc
    @zonncc 4 года назад +403

    i actually thought eye floaties were a thing only i had
    i was too scared to ask anybody else
    thank you michael, very cool

    • @drewsamlick5132
      @drewsamlick5132 4 года назад +19

      Thank you Kanye, very cool!
      -Trump

    • @FreeRangeLemon
      @FreeRangeLemon 4 года назад +22

      Ey my nigga, never be too scared to tell somebody something.

    • @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa
      @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa 4 года назад +1

      @@drewsamlick5132 I thought there was something wrong with my eyes

    • @kub1k965
      @kub1k965 4 года назад +4

      So i have question.How the fuck did he do photo of this eye floaties

    • @jamamanoffortune381
      @jamamanoffortune381 4 года назад +1

      yeah i thought people would call me crazy 😂