actually this is not true: just call your grandparents in german Großeltern and voila there it is groß=great and Eltern=parents. Btw hasn´t the English grand ist origin in French?
my 7th grandfather from my father side is my mom 6 grandfather from her father side 😂 so what does that makes us I'm arab and both my parents are from the same tribe but different clans
@@katipunan4212 depends. generations are easy in animals, much more complicated in lets say, plants, or fungi, or bacteria. so depending which of those the aliens are closer too, it might be a very different discussion
No it is not. I will have u know, I am most currently in Alabama and it says something about cousins. So sir, you are wronger than my sister cousin, Beth. She ain't too smart, bc of the whole, sister cousin part. Anyways,
@@moodswings1433 yeah i've 20 first cousins on my mom's side, so i'm actually closer in age to my mom's oldest grandniece than to the next youngest cousin
My grandmother's cousin is the same age as my uncle and the children are about the same age as me and my cousins... we still view each other as family but we're sick of explaining it whenever we meet new people so we just say "we're cousins" even though their dad is actually our grandmother's cousin.
0:51 for those few seconds that he tried to decide what "e" to use the entire universe collapsed through his mind he saw every combination of everything and he saw many universes, the combinations, abstraction and even the feint ideas of the letter "e" showed how mythical this symbol is. Then, he decided to use 3.
Alex Tayla I don't think that last idea made any sense at all. I think the only solution that is capable of preserving the consistency and simplicity of this systematic scheme is to simply not consider yourself a cousin of any kind relative to yourself. There is no reason to do otherwise. It makes sense to talk about everyone else who is not you as having a level of cousinality relative to you, but it makes no sense to talk about your level of cousinality relative to yourself, because, well, for obvious reasons.
Things I learned from Vsauce (or its analog) today: There are no great parents. No matter how good of parents you have, they can never be great. Only grand. Then, and only then, can they become great. _Grandness is the path to greatness._
Also, the children of your brothers and sisters are your Niblings. Once my brother has kids, that's all I'm ever going to call them. "Eli brought the Niblings over today!" "Let's go visit Eli and the Niblings!" Eli and the Niblings is my new favorite band name.
I only thought the cousins I have are the children of my aunts and uncles. I never thought that my parents' cousins were also my cousins. I just called my mom's cousin an auntie. Now, for me, it's too late to accept. So anticlimactic.
so glad I wasn't the only one noticing. I had to pause the video to look up what tab would play the creepy drone music and it turned out to be this video.
Disclaimer: All the information mentioned in this video is 100% correct, true and reliable, unless the person who is watching is somewhere from the state of Alabama.
We can consider uncles, aunts, nephews and nieces (one's parents' siblings and one's siblings' children respectively) collectively as their "siblings once removed", one's granduncles, grandaunts, grandnephews and grandnieces (one's grandparents' siblings and one's siblings' grandchildren) as their "siblings twice removed", etc. I prefer to think of it that way.
here is why a timeline in which time travel is invented, can never persist: when one does indeed travel through time, one changes the future ever so slightly, doing thos once or twice will likely not make any significant changes, but as those changes become more neumerous, the timeline in which time travel is invented stops and can only continue once one such change causes time travel to not be invented, at which point the timeline becomes stable and mostly cohesive once again. some philosophers toyed with the idea that strange phenomena, out of place technologies in archeological finds, doppelgängers and other similar phenomena, are remnants of such self ending time travel experiments.
If small changes that time travelers make can mess things up so badly, so can our changes, but we are usually not being extremely careful to avoid accidentally stepping on the wrong ant and preventing time travel’s invention. If time travel is possible, then there is a possibility that it is accidentally discovered in exactly two days, three hours, fourteen minutes and forty-two seconds, and every single action we execute is either contributing or hurting our chances.
I have cousins who are double first cousins due to my dads brother and mothers sister having children. Not sure how rare that is but I haven't met anyone else who has this. Genetically they are as related to be as a half sibling would be 25%. Also the removed thing is something i have knowing about but mostly everyone just calls the children of their cousin or their parents cousin their 2nd cousin. Probably cause its simpler and easier to say.
The Geek Actually, what I ended up finding out is that it makes more sense to think of your father as your (-1)th cousin once removed. It stays consistent with the system in a way that isn't at all obvious, whereas 0th cousin once removed doesn't quite accomplish that.
You will be doing this a lot when researching your ancestry. My 11th Great Grandparents, John Bayless & Rebecca Stillwell, are also the 9th great grandparents of Ed Norton and Johnny Depp, making them my 10th cousins twice removed.
I suspect that RUclips tricked him into signing something that only lets him post Mind Field content on the main channel for the next so-and-so years. It has to be something weird like that... Why else would he avoid it like he has?
Idk but I'm Mexican and anyone in my family that's twice my age is my Tío or Tia, no exemptions and it doesn't matter what relationship they have in the family. Anyone five years older than me are my cousins and anyone younger than me are also my cousin.
AtomicBreakdown Yes, technically, in a way, at least if you were to assume that that makes sense. However, I would argue it doesn't quite make sense anyway. You see, your siblings, a.k.a your zeroth cousins, have zero removal from you, and share 50% of their genealogical DNA with you. You share 100% of your own genealogical DNA. As Michael argued, you could be considered your own 0th cousin as well, but then this means your level of removal would have to change in order for the genetic mathematics the system is based on to be consistent. So, would you be "negatively once removed" from yourself? Would that make any sense? It is just unclear to me how that could work out.
After thinking about it longer, I realized you would end up having to be your own (-1)st cousin in order for this all to work. Actually, to be more accurate, you are your (-1/2)th cousin. Yeah, get a load of that. But I guess that's just how the maths work out.
Normal people to their significant other: wanna make a baby? Michael to is significant other: Would you like to produce an infant that would share 50% of each of our deoxyribonucleic acid?
8:07 If you switched perspective to that of the older 1stC1R, you would see that the place where "you" sits is in the same spot as the younger 1stC1R was before. In other words the older 1stC1R's cousin's child is you, and your cousin's child is the younger 1stC1R
Very well explained there! I was watching for a video like that in french to explain me how the different degrees were working, but with your video, I have understood the english and french version a lot better. Thank you very much for this Sir and keep doing such videos! 🙂
Finally a good explanation!! This always confused me past 1st cousins and I've always called my 1stC1R (common ancestor of GG Parents) my second cousins so that's interesting haha Edit: omg no wait I got confused, I think it was my 2ndC that I was calling my 2ndC ahh why is this so confusing when it seems so simple! Also the zeroth cousin thing at the end was interesting
Don't feel left alone. 1st cousins once removed are often thought of as second cousins. I learned about this a while back when my first cousin explained to me how I was related to her children.
you know that in most of the south it's illegal to marry your first cousin right, but not in Europe. thats right, in europe it's completely legal, infact in 2005 a study was done on 1st cousin marriages in the UK and found that 55% of Muslims were married to their first cousins and despite only being 3% of the population they made up 33% of all people with birth defects Let That Sink In.
so to which ever one of you are my 295th cousin 18th time removed.... hey how's the family. I've missed y'all. hope to see you at the next get together.
Actually everyone on Earth is at least 50th cousins, not only that, but if you're the same race and/or nationality there's an extremely high chance you're at least 16th cousins, and if you're from the same small town you're likely at least 9th cousins. Happy inbreeding :^)
Geometry Dash BayVe it’s not implausible. It would simply be two siblings creating family lines that reproduced at different rates. If one had children who would have children as soon as they could, and the other had children who would have children as late as they could, after a long time you’d have people who are similar age, but generations apart.
The naming scheme is the same as for your grandparents. It's starts at parent-> _grand_ parent-> _great_ grandparent. Aunt-> _grand_ aunt-> _great_ grandaunt. But yes, nearly everyone makes that mistake unless they are into genealogy.
I've always wondered what my cousin's son was in relation to me! Thank you for teaching me that he is my first cousin once removed, it's always something I've wondered but never been interested enough to learn. Thanks Michael!
“Parents
can have children
That are not you”
If that ain’t poetry Idk what is
because of how he worded it when i heard that i was like bro wait what :o and then i realized that was a perfectly normal thing KSdhksjf
Hahahaha
@@lolpufferfish1129 I was so lost and then I remembered that I have 6 siblings
@@sadcena7761 lmao
I read this EXACTLY when he said it 😂
Thanks for the Alabama math so you know which cousin is safe
@Jonathan Lumbreras same
@@cop-killer- no u
Cousin? Yeesh! A little distant, don't you think?
Meat Butt in alabama the family tree is a tumbleweed
@@cop-killer- but alabama has more black people than white.....
"No one will ever be a great parent!" -Micheal
Gonna make citation of this when arguing with parents.
actually this is not true: just call your grandparents in german Großeltern and voila there it is groß=great and Eltern=parents. Btw hasn´t the English grand ist origin in French?
@@tamino27 grand could also be translated as groß
@@oko_161 my grob parents?
That symbol is pronounced as 2 s’s
"My mom is not my cousin". Thanks for confirming Micheal
or is she
Are my siblings my 0th cousins? And my nieces/nephews are my 0th cousins once removed?
my 7th grandfather from my father side is my mom 6 grandfather from her father side 😂 so what does that makes us I'm arab and both my parents are from the same tribe but different clans
I don’t know any of my removed cousins myself, but I personally have some first cousins I’d like to remove.
SakyoSekai hahaha ure acc funny😂
Really? How would you remove them, and where would you remove them to?
@@josephclegg3562 heck probably
I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual
SakyoSekai call thanos to snap them outta existence
Other people:My sister
Me,an intellectual:My Zeroth cousin
0th Cousin Nonce Removed
Other people: myself
Me: my negative first cousin.
Other people: my grandpa
Me, an intellectual: my negative first cousin twice removed
Cousin't
I read it as mean intellectual
"But their children will be removed."
ONLY THE STRONG MAY PREVAIL
NATURAL SELECTION FTW!
BM03 lol
Wanna meet my 1- cousin?
Mr. Michael... I dont feel so good
Me explaining how human families work to my alien from area51
This is also how an Alien would explain how their families work
@@katipunan4212 depends. generations are easy in animals, much more complicated in lets say, plants, or fungi, or bacteria. so depending which of those the aliens are closer too, it might be a very different discussion
Plot twist Michael is adopted.
Aokis lmao
And infertile
Aokis But he’d still be A cousin
Hahha I thought that was Plot Twist Michael, as opposed to regular non plot twist Michael, is adopted
That't would make him x removed
In the hood, everyone is your cousin.
in soviet russia, your cousin is everyone's
Wuz poppin' cuz?
What's happening cousin?
How goes it grandparent's children's children?
How are you feeling my parent's parent's lineage's lineage?
All bees are cousins
Are you doing the Tpose on a cliff? Respect
NotKenM
This video in Alabama is called Wives Explained
😂😂
Austria*
@@Gia1911Logous HAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH LOLLoOLoOoLOL
Being from Alabama I find that funny and offensive.
No it is not. I will have u know, I am most currently in Alabama and it says something about cousins. So sir, you are wronger than my sister cousin, Beth. She ain't too smart, bc of the whole, sister cousin part. Anyways,
1:17 "But I, someday...may have children."
I think Michael's wife was just behind the camera with a rifle
Michael can explain the simplest things and still make it interesting
Oh hi kitty
i know your black
FlyingKitty I know you’re red
IF YOU DONT SOMEBODY WILL.
FlyingKitty thanks for the beauty of despacito 2
i lost it when your said " if my own grandchildren gave birth to me"
but technically your grand children could give you a half sibling... when your mother is up for it, that is
Chris aka Schulbus sweet home Alabama
predestination
there's a song called "I'm my own grandpa"
Philip J. Fry
when you're from a big family, everyone's a cousin. doesn't matter if they're your 2nd cousin once removed, they're your cousin.
Fr I get so confused sometimes, like my niece is a year younger than me and my Aunt is 6 years younger than me??
Mood Swings it’s possible
@@moodswings1433 yeah i've 20 first cousins on my mom's side, so i'm actually closer in age to my mom's oldest grandniece than to the next youngest cousin
My grandmother's cousin is the same age as my uncle and the children are about the same age as me and my cousins... we still view each other as family but we're sick of explaining it whenever we meet new people so we just say "we're cousins" even though their dad is actually our grandmother's cousin.
Y'all family trees are a hecking hedge maze.
Not the maze, but the branches in the hedges.
0:51 for those few seconds that he tried to decide what "e" to use the entire universe collapsed through his mind he saw every combination of everything and he saw many universes, the combinations, abstraction and even the feint ideas of the letter "e" showed how mythical this symbol is. Then, he decided to use 3.
ε
The anticipation!
0:42 "Let's begin with you. That would be yourself. In my case it's me.
Or is it?"
*Vsauce cue music plays*
But who AM I?
But what does ‘it’ even mean?
*..... well they didn’t teach me this in school*
Cassandra Bankson they thought me this is Spanish so ya
What class would this be relevant? It’s okay to learn things on your own
How did you make your comment in bold text?
SpiteDISCOVERY with these * * at the *beginning and the end of the phrase*
Cheeky Bum Biology Class I assume?
"Their children will be removed"
I feel sorry the children that get removed.
*Casually deletes Tommy.chr
i went from being like "aww yes this is cool information" to "wtf your cousin grandchildren gave birth to you, so you are negative 1, huh"
Alex Tayla I don't think that last idea made any sense at all. I think the only solution that is capable of preserving the consistency and simplicity of this systematic scheme is to simply not consider yourself a cousin of any kind relative to yourself. There is no reason to do otherwise. It makes sense to talk about everyone else who is not you as having a level of cousinality relative to you, but it makes no sense to talk about your level of cousinality relative to yourself, because, well, for obvious reasons.
"Now, parents can have children that aren't you."
*preposterous*
A Buzzed Whaler iuibuigibuiub
A Buzzed Whaler iuibuigibuiub
Mj
And the Nobel price goes to...
Kids without siblings be like:
...or CAN they??
Michael... please tell me this wasn't just a very convoluted way of calling us "fam".
This *is* Michael we’re talking about, of course it was!
Raydeus Hello fellow 50th cousin! Where is my birthday present you deadbeat?
Yes it was, but don't be mad at him, he's family, fam.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Want to get some drinks fam?
Nah fam
“There are no such things as great parents.”
“No one will ever be a great parent.”
“But their children will be removed.”
I really don't see what's so great and grand about any of these parents, they're WAY slower and have a lot less energy than my regular parents.
But what level of CUSSIN' will they be?
Finally. I have never understood this removed business.
"There is no such thing as Great Parents" - Michael Stevens
rather, "great parents" do not make technical sense, they make communal sense
"It'll cause gosh to send you down to heck"
got it
What cringe...
(>»«
Alabama: *this sign won't stop me cause i can't read*
This made me laugh not because of the joke but because of your profile
@@legomeister6966 haha
You're cousin me a frustrate
Alabama is home to all the removed cousins.
the jokes funny
but the profile pic is funniest
I feel like this video was made for a specific specific reason
Always blow my mind, cousin
So... you can say that your cousin blows you?
alex oland 🤠🤠
hes my favorite cousin :)
alex oland yee yee
You mean cuz
Things I learned from Vsauce (or its analog) today:
There are no great parents. No matter how good of parents you have, they can never be great. Only grand.
Then, and only then, can they become great.
_Grandness is the path to greatness._
Also, the children of your brothers and sisters are your Niblings.
Once my brother has kids, that's all I'm ever going to call them.
"Eli brought the Niblings over today!" "Let's go visit Eli and the Niblings!" Eli and the Niblings is my new favorite band name.
if your parents are Great Parents .... they are Exceptional - to the rule!
But you can have great grand parents
That last sentence is my new life motto
abqdez1 but you can't have great parents... so if you got great parents.... they're not your parents
I thought I understood how cousins work but this may have confused me more.
I know, right!
He explained it in the most complicated, yet accurate way. I learned a very simple method.
Keep going by what you know
I only thought the cousins I have are the children of my aunts and uncles. I never thought that my parents' cousins were also my cousins. I just called my mom's cousin an auntie. Now, for me, it's too late to accept. So anticlimactic.
"So I share 100% of my DNA with myself..."
*YoU DoN't sAy*
"funny observation" creepy music starts playing.
so glad I wasn't the only one noticing. I had to pause the video to look up what tab would play the creepy drone music and it turned out to be this video.
Noone will ever have great parents
- Michael Stevens 2018
I never realized cousins were so complicated
Me neither.
My cousin is complicated AF, man.
Just called my mom's cousin as auntie :)
Vsauce: Explains family cousin tree
Alabama people: Write this down! Write this down!
As if they could write
what is it with alabama?
everyone is mentioning it in their comments
is it an incest joke?
APOORV SHUKLA yes
oh god, is the comments section just one big family reunion??
Yes, which explains all the fighting over who gets the last piece of apple pie! :)
@@The_Scattered_Man hi mum
OMG YOURE MY 58th COUSIN 18 TIMES REMOVED IM SO HAPPY I FOUND YOUUUU
hi, cousin! what's your name?
hi my 10th mil cousin 10 times removed
Disclaimer: All the information mentioned in this video is 100% correct, true and reliable, unless the person who is watching is somewhere from the state of Alabama.
IGWA HD or Arkansas, we good in Mississippi, Cousins are just fam, not slams
@@matthewlocke9225 am from Arkansas can confirm
Me, an non-American who has literally no knowledge about each American state's family culture: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
@@EsperantistoVolulo Americans don't slam their sisters. It comes from a stereotype of southern states.
@@applescruff1969 Oh thanks Haha
0:08 “Gosh will send you down to heck”
Gosh dang you to Heck
Hecc
Not in my Christian household
Stop cousin!!!
Roberto god damn you to hell
So I'm negative infinity cousins with myself. Does that make me immortal?
You're just negatively first cousins with yourself, not negatively infinite cousins with yourself. Don't get ahead of yourself now.
Neg infinity would be every other you in parallel universes
Now that I know we're family, can I borrow some money?
How much you need and what is it for? Also, you better be borrowing and get my money back by Monday, cuz.
No, we are saving it for your birthday..
FYI. It's in November. I'm so excited!
Cuz, can you lend me a couple of G's?
My brain has left the chat.
I love watching episodes of Michael Draws in Pieces of Big White Cardstock
what's your fav episode lol
We can consider uncles, aunts, nephews and nieces (one's parents' siblings and one's siblings' children respectively) collectively as their "siblings once removed", one's granduncles, grandaunts, grandnephews and grandnieces (one's grandparents' siblings and one's siblings' grandchildren) as their "siblings twice removed", etc. I prefer to think of it that way.
*_If you are seeing this, you are my (1.29 x 10^12)th cousin!_*
I don't speak asian
@Ralsei with a gun I definitely miscalculated by a landslide. My bad at not knowing my maths.
@@greennigga7832 oof.
Donovann Lorrin Heyya there cuz! Can I borrow $10,000?
@@azaleas_x Sorry, I only have (1.0×(10^4))-1 dollars.
A Vsauce video disguised as a DONG.
Camilo Rey A Vdong
Camilo Rey
Ehhh, I didn't hear Jake Chudnow. If it doesn't sound like Vsauce, it's not. Awesome DONG though.
Wait...how do I do this online?
DONG Sauce™
Matthew if you know what i mean
Camilo Rey conspiracy theory
14:14 If your own grandchildren gave birth to you, then they should have their time travel license revoked. That's a clear violation of time law.
It's actually called a "predestination paradox"
NSMike87 thats why its illehal
here is why a timeline in which time travel is invented, can never persist:
when one does indeed travel through time, one changes the future ever so slightly, doing thos once or twice will likely not make any significant changes, but as those changes become more neumerous, the timeline in which time travel is invented stops and can only continue once one such change causes time travel to not be invented, at which point the timeline becomes stable and mostly cohesive once again.
some philosophers toyed with the idea that strange phenomena, out of place technologies in archeological finds, doppelgängers and other similar phenomena, are remnants of such self ending time travel experiments.
If small changes that time travelers make can mess things up so badly, so can our changes, but we are usually not being extremely careful to avoid accidentally stepping on the wrong ant and preventing time travel’s invention. If time travel is possible, then there is a possibility that it is accidentally discovered in exactly two days, three hours, fourteen minutes and forty-two seconds, and every single action we execute is either contributing or hurting our chances.
See fry from futurama
you: my sister and I
me, an intellectual: my 0th cousin and my -1th cousin
negative firth
This is one of these things that we all just pretend to understand.
Michael, you're my favorite cousin.
Thanks!
I've been calling my first-cousins (once removed) my second cousins for my whole life. How could this happen?
Same.
To me
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
tbh, if they are younger, once removed makes sense but if they are older, once added makes sense. Generation-wise
Azzy
Me too. 😀
How could they poshibly do thishh
I have cousins who are double first cousins due to my dads brother and mothers sister having children. Not sure how rare that is but I haven't met anyone else who has this. Genetically they are as related to be as a half sibling would be 25%.
Also the removed thing is something i have knowing about but mostly everyone just calls the children of their cousin or their parents cousin their 2nd cousin. Probably cause its simpler and easier to say.
So you’re saying my dad is my 0th cousin 0 times removed
Bucks Fan yup
@@anushkasinghgaur1553 yeah I agree. Your common ancestor will be your Gp.
No because it doesn’t skip a generation
The Geek Actually, what I ended up finding out is that it makes more sense to think of your father as your (-1)th cousin once removed. It stays consistent with the system in a way that isn't at all obvious, whereas 0th cousin once removed doesn't quite accomplish that.
Angel Mendez-Rivera 4:38
Alabama wants to know your location
Here in Alabama we call them our soulmates
StoopVital was wondering how far I would have to scroll down to find a reference to incest and/or the South
Roll tide
*Yee-Haw*
Anime must be your favorite
Ironically, it's far more likely in highly populated cities.
I always thought the "removed" meant how many times they were disowned and brought back into the family.
Bro SAME!!!!
You will be doing this a lot when researching your ancestry. My 11th Great Grandparents, John Bayless & Rebecca Stillwell, are also the 9th great grandparents of Ed Norton and Johnny Depp, making them my 10th cousins twice removed.
Stevie84s cool
Nice
Show up at their family reunion and say youre a distant cousin
We're all related. Just show up at a celebrity's party and say everyone in the world is related. Hi cousin.
But, is it safe to make babies with them?
I never thought someone can dig this much deeper into the cousinhood
Seeking Knowledge i couldnt even keep up wit nomore
Seeking Knowledge You just have to have the size to dig as deep as Michael does into cousinhood.
Seeking Knowledge yeah ikr
I just came here to see if I can continue having sex with my cousins
This feels a lot more like a Vsauce video :)
Lawrence Calablaster it is a Vsauce video, Michael started to use D.O.N.G ones he found that Vsauce channel is haunted by curious ghosts 👻👻👻
This is incest propaganda. He's saying that cousins are "things you can Do Online Now Guys"
I suspect that RUclips tricked him into signing something that only lets him post Mind Field content on the main channel for the next so-and-so years.
It has to be something weird like that... Why else would he avoid it like he has?
it has the vsauce outro
Nah he just forgot the password to Vsauce1
Idk but I'm Mexican and anyone in my family that's twice my age is my Tío or Tia, no exemptions and it doesn't matter what relationship they have in the family. Anyone five years older than me are my cousins and anyone younger than me are also my cousin.
The music change at 12:45 put me so on edge for absolutely no reason.
Because now you contemplate that your girlfriend is also your cousin
Haha, joke's on you. I don't have a girlfriend.
Wait..
Haha jokes on you, I already knew my girlfriend was my 1st cousin...
eamon butler Wait a second, this comment was originally my 0th cousin.
Phil5cents shhh
7:08 "One is smaller than three"
- Michael, Vsauce 2018
mr vsauce michale
"now my mom is not my cousin"
he almost had me fooled there
XD
Arsd Walos well ACTUALLY, she is his cousin. She is his 0th cousin twice removed.
Wait what did I say? I meant to say negatively first cousin once removed. I don't even know where I got the twice removed from.
If your siblings are your zeroth cousins, and you’re your own zeroth cousin.
You are your own sibling
AtomicBreakdown Yes, technically, in a way, at least if you were to assume that that makes sense.
However, I would argue it doesn't quite make sense anyway. You see, your siblings, a.k.a your zeroth cousins, have zero removal from you, and share 50% of their genealogical DNA with you. You share 100% of your own genealogical DNA. As Michael argued, you could be considered your own 0th cousin as well, but then this means your level of removal would have to change in order for the genetic mathematics the system is based on to be consistent. So, would you be "negatively once removed" from yourself? Would that make any sense? It is just unclear to me how that could work out.
After thinking about it longer, I realized you would end up having to be your own (-1)st cousin in order for this all to work. Actually, to be more accurate, you are your (-1/2)th cousin. Yeah, get a load of that. But I guess that's just how the maths work out.
The lowest degree is 1st. The higher the degree, the more distant the relation. Siblings aren't cousins of any type.
I wanted to go to sleep but I didn‘t find my Cusin.
You don't know me, but I'm here.
*Cousins The “s” is important
You should stop causin’ and go sleep
I haven't heard from my CUSSIN' either.
Normal people to their significant other: wanna make a baby?
Michael to is significant other: Would you like to produce an infant that would share 50% of each of our deoxyribonucleic acid?
Or would it?
underrated
It's scary how I go even deeper than that in normal conversations O-o
3:32 The music gives me nostalgia
8:07 If you switched perspective to that of the older 1stC1R, you would see that the place where "you" sits is in the same spot as the younger 1stC1R was before. In other words the older 1stC1R's cousin's child is you, and your cousin's child is the younger 1stC1R
How's your day cousin? Are you drinking enough water?
Youshouldseethemovieinmypic yup
Hey, George! How's your mom's leg?
Ok po
No I'm stuck in the sahara
Man, I am HUNGRY.
"I'll see you next time, family" that was nice. Anyone else feel simultaneously connected to everyone but also crushingly alone and depressed? haha
Namek Fusion
Omg yes
haha
Yeah Joe. Family sticks together. We're all here for you
🙋♂️
The definition of cousin just depends on where you're from.
EX: In Alabama, cousin can mean your Aunt/Uncles kids, or more commonly your Wife/Husband.
lmaoooooo
Yeshaan Woohoo llllllllmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo
Qaz except literally no one in Alabama ducks their cousin
Qaz actually that’s called incest...
I’m sorry if that’s the joke...
Qaz I see now that I have been wooshed.
Very well explained there! I was watching for a video like that in french to explain me how the different degrees were working, but with your video, I have understood the english and french version a lot better. Thank you very much for this Sir and keep doing such videos! 🙂
"Niblings"
Me: *huhuhuhuhuh*
settle down beavis
Yoooooo
Detroit: Become Cousin
TheLemptyPerson Connor the android sent by nibbling
more like Alabama: Become Cousin
Finally a good explanation!! This always confused me past 1st cousins and I've always called my 1stC1R (common ancestor of GG Parents) my second cousins so that's interesting haha
Edit: omg no wait I got confused, I think it was my 2ndC that I was calling my 2ndC ahh why is this so confusing when it seems so simple! Also the zeroth cousin thing at the end was interesting
Rosie my family and I have been trying to figure this out for ages.
Don't feel left alone. 1st cousins once removed are often thought of as second cousins. I learned about this a while back when my first cousin explained to me how I was related to her children.
Rosie I've always considered my parents cousins to be my aunts and uncles.
Same where I'm from its just first, second etc, none of this removed stuff haha only heard it in America. But it all makes sense still :)
Wrinkly Plum aunts and uncles are your parents brothers and sisters...
"If your own grandchildren gave birth to you..."
ive always called my parents cousins my second cousins... this changes everything
Power Chord Gamer same oof
I always called them aunts or uncles😂😂
Martina Avila me too
Power Chord Gamer Well not me. I know someone that thinks like you. You’re not the only one
Martina Avila What? 😂
In the South, you just call them cuties.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
roll tide
you know that in most of the south it's illegal to marry your first cousin right, but not in Europe.
thats right, in europe it's completely legal,
infact in 2005 a study was done on 1st cousin marriages in the UK and found that 55% of Muslims were married to their first cousins and despite only being 3% of the population they made up 33% of all people with birth defects
Let
That
Sink
In.
Ernest J. Rutherford: The Father of Nuclear Physics progress!
Jerry Liu you brought me here
-Michael "I was born."
-All others "He came from a world of wisdom."
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even the alabama kids:
Michael: thats alotta nibblings.
SCP Time yes c h i l d
Can Michael draws on pieces of white cardstock be a recurring segment?
What's up my nib. 2:51
He didn't explain the piblings.
Nibling what?
@@josephclegg3562piblings are the parents siblings
Michael calling me his family makes me feel good things
Neuroghastly cousins make you fell better things
I mean technically we are related to him to some degree.
I can now find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaires!!
From the Unfortunate events
Now i know who to date
Probably a cousin
A massive Weeb your -1st cousin
Sweet home Alabama
Nobody, he just told us we're all family.
*Dixie land starts playing*
so to which ever one of you are my 295th cousin 18th time removed.... hey how's the family. I've missed y'all. hope to see you at the next get together.
chasemc69 Whats up?
Almost certainly dead, seeing as you have a difference of 18 generations.
Someone who's born 18 generations before or after you is probably not alive
Actually everyone on Earth is at least 50th cousins, not only that, but if you're the same race and/or nationality there's an extremely high chance you're at least 16th cousins, and if you're from the same small town you're likely at least 9th cousins. Happy inbreeding :^)
Geometry Dash BayVe it’s not implausible. It would simply be two siblings creating family lines that reproduced at different rates. If one had children who would have children as soon as they could, and the other had children who would have children as late as they could, after a long time you’d have people who are similar age, but generations apart.
This video was relatively interesting
Ha!
6:06
"Me and my first cousin's children"
Sweet Home Alabama
Hello nth cousins!
where n is an integer between 0 and 50 including.
Let's go bowling
well darn how do u do!
Hello nth cousin oth removed
I never liked our family.
Never heard "grand aunts/uncles" before, only "great" ones...
MrCheeze me too
That's also what I thought they were called, "great aunts/great uncles"
The naming scheme is the same as for your grandparents. It's starts at parent-> _grand_ parent-> _great_ grandparent. Aunt-> _grand_ aunt-> _great_ grandaunt. But yes, nearly everyone makes that mistake unless they are into genealogy.
As he said in the video, there are no great parents. Therefore, by logic there should be no great aunts and uncles, just grandaunts and granduncles.
Lord Keaveney it was a joke ffs
This clears up so much. Apparently what I thought was my Aunty is now my 1st cousin 1 removed.
Same
You know, this just shows me how some family trees go in circles
Except if your dad is a twin, then your cousins would be as related to you as half siblings.
Shawn Lecrone no
Firebolt 0808 genetically yeah. It’s as if your dad right now would knock up another woman. That child would be your half sibling like normal.
If your mom is also a twin, and your dad's twin had children with your mom's twin then your cousins would be as related to you as full siblings.
Anthony Orosco but it is his twin not him so it’s your cousin
Firebolt 0808 they’re speaking genetically, not physically. 🤦🏻♀️
Why was I waiting for him to say, "...and how much do cousins weigh?"
i'm dying, I'm dying
About 8
I love you vsauce michael, long distant cousin.
It’s Michael not Micheal lol
Jessica Williams i hope you're happy now, long distant cousin.
I love how he gradually gets more and more excited
Michael stevens on "When is incest okay?"
*nibling*
*N I 🅱🅱️🅱️ L I N G*
Lmao I died😂
*N I B L I N G*
LSP XXX sup my nibling
Robin Lundqvist greetings *🅱rother*
I've always wondered what my cousin's son was in relation to me!
Thank you for teaching me that he is my first cousin once removed, it's always something I've wondered but never been interested enough to learn. Thanks Michael!
I'm here from the shorts where he says "I smell cousins". 💀💀