Are We All Related?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @besmart
    @besmart  7 лет назад +18057

    🎶We are family…🎶
    Have you watched the rest of my human ancestry series? Part 4 comes out next week!

    • @yitzun5080
      @yitzun5080 7 лет назад +79

      It's Okay To Be Smart Yay!

    • @andreaspetersen1805
      @andreaspetersen1805 7 лет назад +33

      It's Okay To Be Smart are you from finland sweden or norway?

    • @besmart
      @besmart  7 лет назад +192

      My great-grandfather was from 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

    • @Elduque40
      @Elduque40 7 лет назад +88

      He's from Africa like all of us 😁

    • @stratussol2475
      @stratussol2475 7 лет назад +11

      Hey Joe, I think we're not too distantly related

  • @HerpBerpErpetyDerp
    @HerpBerpErpetyDerp 6 лет назад +27644

    Wars are just intense family arguments.

    • @jaxsonwaderich5088
      @jaxsonwaderich5088 6 лет назад +900

      why is this not top comment?

    • @HerpBerpErpetyDerp
      @HerpBerpErpetyDerp 6 лет назад +706

      Because I posted it two days ago, and this video has existed for an entire year. lol

    • @jaxsonwaderich5088
      @jaxsonwaderich5088 6 лет назад +263

      good point

    • @Iambbean66
      @Iambbean66 6 лет назад +210

      FriendlyNeighborhoodDerp and incest explains why I am so ugly

    • @jetwingsdaydream
      @jetwingsdaydream 6 лет назад +181

      It all started when someone took their brothers cake slice

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 4 года назад +12741

    Man this family reunion is going to be wild, can't wait to see you all then!

  • @mkjudkins
    @mkjudkins 3 года назад +12054

    Man I’m glad I have this guy for an uncle, he’s smart

    • @cillianryan1065
      @cillianryan1065 3 года назад +816

      Aye since we’re related I was wondering if you could give me some change

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 года назад +338

      Don't give cillian change, give ME! I stepped on Lego and didn't shed a tear!

    • @cdrool5710
      @cdrool5710 3 года назад +112

      What about me I didn’t step on a lego and I didn’t shed a tear. Talk about courageous

    • @D123gg
      @D123gg 3 года назад +58

      Oh yea well I bottled flip

    • @sparlabaswell-bogan
      @sparlabaswell-bogan 3 года назад +52

      @@D123gg oh really? I didn’t put my pants on backwards today!

  • @Gorgueous
    @Gorgueous Год назад +1817

    “Wanna go on a date?”
    “Ew no your my 172794846627446683th cousin Jeremy!!”
    1. why r yall still replying
    2. this is a joke, its not supposed to be serious or mathmatically true

    • @Adri9570
      @Adri9570 11 месяцев назад +67

      Alabama: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

    • @vocalsunleashed
      @vocalsunleashed 10 месяцев назад +46

      Did you mean "Ew no, you're my 172794846627446683th cousin Jeremy"?

    • @connerwhited6846
      @connerwhited6846 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@vocalsunleashedglad I saw that too

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi 9 месяцев назад +4

      WYSI

    • @Derkzandstra
      @Derkzandstra 9 месяцев назад +27

      ⁠@@vocalsunleashedits rude to correct Your family

  • @camilo3984
    @camilo3984 5 лет назад +798

    This video has basically just told me I’m related to my crush, celebrities and serial killers. Wow, that’s definitely comforting

    • @oxylenx9226
      @oxylenx9226 5 лет назад +5

      Camilo yea

    • @blackbeard108th5
      @blackbeard108th5 5 лет назад +7

      My ex😂😂😂

    • @nadirah1019
      @nadirah1019 5 лет назад

      Yeah

    • @nadirah1019
      @nadirah1019 5 лет назад +13

      Oh wow.. so married people are actually related to each other? Like.. long lost cousin?

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 лет назад

      Camilo a bit narrow area of interests.

  • @chileshechitulangoma1545
    @chileshechitulangoma1545 7 лет назад +26384

    Guys we should have a family Reunion!

    • @nikki307
      @nikki307 7 лет назад +541

      African Chili yesssss

    • @NotoLumen
      @NotoLumen 7 лет назад +431

      African Chili Count me in!

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 7 лет назад +1066

      African Chili ok let's get all 7 billion of us, I'm sure nothing will go wrong like world war 3

    • @somemusician3832
      @somemusician3832 7 лет назад +118

      African Chili where?

    • @ez7096
      @ez7096 7 лет назад +316

      We already have one: The World AKA Earth.

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 года назад +8175

    "Don't talk to strangers on the internet!"
    Me: don't worry, they're family.

  • @NiccoloDante
    @NiccoloDante Год назад +827

    Shout out to all my aunts, cousins, uncles, grandpas, grandmas, nephews, and nieces

  • @loveriiz
    @loveriiz 5 лет назад +3293

    son: am I adopted?
    parents: no.. we’re related, but distance..

    • @sloopy5912
      @sloopy5912 5 лет назад +31

      parents: son, you blind
      son: ok at least I'm not death.
      parents: son...

    • @kaca111
      @kaca111 5 лет назад +14

      Oh hello my fellow cousins or siblings :)

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 5 лет назад +3

      aria hi cousin aria

    • @lailakeymora8994
      @lailakeymora8994 5 лет назад +2

      Kawaii Potato hi cousin

    • @annateresa9925
      @annateresa9925 5 лет назад +1

      aria 😂😂😂

  • @MattTacc
    @MattTacc 3 года назад +6274

    This gives "hey bro" a whole new meaning...

  • @Cooltodd
    @Cooltodd 3 года назад +3293

    So that kid on Xbox live wasn't joking when he said his cousin works at Microsoft.

  • @dominicyoungblood-zy3gp
    @dominicyoungblood-zy3gp 9 месяцев назад +30

    every 2-3 years this video pops up and it’s been awesome

    • @sheluvjfn
      @sheluvjfn 2 месяца назад +1

      sup cousin

  • @TheFirstDex
    @TheFirstDex 6 лет назад +31893

    So if you're adopted you're just living with distant family

  • @ningen_shikakuu
    @ningen_shikakuu 5 лет назад +7917

    **in a concert**
    Me: can i go on stage
    Security: no
    Me: *BUT HE'S MY COUSIN*

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 6 лет назад +3272

    So wars are basically just HUGE family arguments.

  • @rubbaduck242
    @rubbaduck242 11 месяцев назад +871

    Everyone’s chill til Mr. Beast says he’s giving 100$ to everyone that’s related to him

    • @catherinedavis1241
      @catherinedavis1241 8 месяцев назад +8

      Bhahahaha

    • @bite-sizedshorts9635
      @bite-sizedshorts9635 6 месяцев назад +7

      Only if you could prove it. Which I probably can, since I'm a professional genealogist.

    • @GojoSatoru-m3r
      @GojoSatoru-m3r 6 месяцев назад +29

      This didn’t age well 💀💀

    • @TheJeeZedBoi
      @TheJeeZedBoi 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@GojoSatoru-m3r frfr

    • @hyper78797
      @hyper78797 5 месяцев назад +1

      Aged like cheese

  • @sarshy6416
    @sarshy6416 3 года назад +10405

    So, a picture of earth taken from space is essentially a... family portrait?

  • @jamikine
    @jamikine 5 лет назад +3565

    Me: Goes inside a celebrity's house.
    Them: WTF? WHO TF ARE YOU?
    *im your cousin you silly goose*

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 года назад +169

      Even land ownership is just another lie told by certain greedy self-entitled cousins because they don't want to share.

    • @bettysstars8515
      @bettysstars8515 4 года назад +13

      😂

    • @ceoofchonk
      @ceoofchonk 4 года назад +10

      Dyfron your very distant cousin

    • @chillpotato6099
      @chillpotato6099 4 года назад +6

      Omg I'm dying

    • @cptyolowaffle
      @cptyolowaffle 4 года назад +5

      I’m your 80th cousin bro

  • @Iionsong
    @Iionsong 6 лет назад +11426

    all 7.7 billion of us should make a family group chat!

    • @hellomynamesnino8932
      @hellomynamesnino8932 6 лет назад +600

      i would play the ussr anthem

    • @dumplingexplorer5034
      @dumplingexplorer5034 6 лет назад +657

      Mark zuccerberg left the chat

    • @xiiscari317
      @xiiscari317 6 лет назад +1177

      Imagine how many notifications you would get

    • @travmendoza
      @travmendoza 6 лет назад +512

      xIIScari *phone explodes*

    • @zachw860
      @zachw860 6 лет назад +506

      The computer would explode 1 second after chat starts

  • @AM-xe4iq
    @AM-xe4iq 11 месяцев назад +373

    We all owe a shout out to this one woman for Mother’s Day.

    • @danielbaker1248
      @danielbaker1248 7 месяцев назад +7

      Atom Eve.. I mean Mitochondrial Eve lol

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 6 месяцев назад +9

      Confused how she could be mother of all. There were other women when she lived, what happened to their decedents? Were her children the only ones to leave Africa and survive?
      What does it mean!

    • @dawali12
      @dawali12 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Alec0124 they are extinct as you can hear in the video 5:35

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@dawali12 That doesn't explain why or how they're extinct. It's just something the guy on the tv said.

    • @melindabalks9598
      @melindabalks9598 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@Alec0124 maybe only their male children survived and they couldn't pass their mitochondria to their children ....

  • @coltmills8585
    @coltmills8585 4 года назад +14365

    Pros: I'm related to everybody
    Cons: I'm related to everybody

    • @amayadomani2383
      @amayadomani2383 4 года назад +337

      This is the most perfect comment I’ve ever seen! Thank you for your contribution to society 😆

    • @levijudson3561
      @levijudson3561 4 года назад +518

      I am dating my cousin?

    • @feldthausen
      @feldthausen 4 года назад +62

      For some reason I read this in Zoidberg's voice.

    • @APerson-14
      @APerson-14 3 года назад +14

      Ikr

    • @mindworms5181
      @mindworms5181 3 года назад +94

      Hey cousin how ya doin my fish died 2 days ago lol

  • @breeze2913
    @breeze2913 5 лет назад +7485

    Daughter: Am I adopted?
    Dad: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @ux3476
    @ux3476 3 года назад +2411

    So that kid on the playground who told me his uncle worked at Nintendo wasn't lying after all 😂

  • @wolverinerz13
    @wolverinerz13 Год назад +76

    Good job uncle for figuring this out

  • @winniechen7377
    @winniechen7377 5 лет назад +1612

    Dad: you can’t not play with strangers
    Me: *BUT HES MY BROTHER*

    • @Anna-fk5hq
      @Anna-fk5hq 5 лет назад +12

      Under rated

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 4 года назад +4

      @@Anna-fk5hq no

    • @casuallyexisting2401
      @casuallyexisting2401 4 года назад +10

      *cousin

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 4 года назад +5

      @林頌蕎LAM CHUNG KIU : The child simply misunderstood the deep wisdom of their father. Seeing as we are all related, then if strangers do in fact even exist, literally everyone is a stranger *and* family.

    • @reyandpadmepresents
      @reyandpadmepresents 4 года назад +2

      No, he’s your 100th cousin

  • @emilyha6253
    @emilyha6253 3 года назад +4604

    Teacher: name all your family members
    **sighs heavily**

    • @revvelia
      @revvelia 3 года назад +320

      *starts to says every person name in the world*

    • @umeshkumarpowtr
      @umeshkumarpowtr 3 года назад +218

      *Finishes after 10 billion Years*

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 3 года назад +44

      Michael

    • @FatheroNature
      @FatheroNature 3 года назад +93

      Teacher: thats nice, Billy name all you family members
      Billy: *sighs heavily*

    • @texasballunofficial
      @texasballunofficial 3 года назад +19

      Robin

  • @human285
    @human285 3 года назад +1894

    To my cousin, if you're reading this please stay safe and remember that I love you. Lots of love - your cousin.

    • @snowflake4099
      @snowflake4099 3 года назад +125

      u too! why were you missing on our last family gathering though? our great great great great.. great grandmother would have been devastated if she knew that 😭

    • @pizzko2019
      @pizzko2019 3 года назад +35

      Aww, you too, cousin😄

    • @stars_amongst_agate
      @stars_amongst_agate 3 года назад +25

      Same to you too, cousin!

    • @drened8502
      @drened8502 3 года назад +19

      So bizarre that you actually are hahaha

    • @thestealthyassassintsa7403
      @thestealthyassassintsa7403 3 года назад +11

      Same to you cousin! Stay safe!

  • @fidodog70
    @fidodog70 11 месяцев назад +38

    I have been thinking about this for so long and someone finally says it

  • @ItsAllG_
    @ItsAllG_ 4 года назад +3671

    If youre reading this its your cousin. Im proud of you no matter what. were family, we gotta stick together. -Ya Cousin

    • @anika6264
      @anika6264 4 года назад +114

      Thanks cuz 😂😖

    • @ReRiddle
      @ReRiddle 4 года назад +88

      Thank u cousin! From the United Kingdom (England)!!
      I'm proud of u too ✌️😎

    • @ElainesMakingVids
      @ElainesMakingVids 4 года назад +53

      I’m from The Philippines, how’s it going?

    • @ronaldweasley2616
      @ronaldweasley2616 4 года назад +41

      From Singapore, hope you doing good cousin!

    • @j4fun19_9
      @j4fun19_9 4 года назад +14

      HELL YEAH WHAHQQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @royalace6242
    @royalace6242 3 года назад +2065

    My Mom: "Stop sending money to strangers!"
    Me: "It's ok, we're family."

    • @Amiro12338
      @Amiro12338 3 года назад +6

      Copied

    • @senpaitxng
      @senpaitxng 3 года назад +5

      FAMILY

    • @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063
      @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 2 года назад +11

      @@Amiro12338 and after that you have to plug the red wire into the socket to make sure the engine boots at launch. Wrap the green wire around it's coil that sits directly beside the A button. After you put the back shell on, place the battery in the slot. Screw the Vr26 Jeeper back up and press the reset button. If everything worked according to plan you're device should show a thumbs up sprite. Plug the HDMI port into a monitor and wait three seconds. If it boots up on TV your in the good side. If it doesn't boot in less then 5 seconds quickly unplug. This can severely damage your TV and possibly start a fire

    • @zurex8524
      @zurex8524 2 года назад

      Y e s

    • @maxt4138
      @maxt4138 2 года назад +1

      @@pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 wtf

  • @someoneBored089
    @someoneBored089 4 года назад +1769

    Oh hey, my very distant cousin is talking in the video, he’s right there

  • @DoodleDoes_Stuff.
    @DoodleDoes_Stuff. 9 месяцев назад +41

    K!dnapper: Get in the van!
    Me: You’ve got it, 1070925th cousin! I trust you since you’re family!

  • @violetpixie7224
    @violetpixie7224 6 лет назад +1447

    Teacher: Everyone draw your family tree
    *Me: Oh god...I'm gonna need a lot more paper...*

    • @yae5063
      @yae5063 6 лет назад +88

      Hi cousin don't forget to draw me!

    • @melisa-jn9de
      @melisa-jn9de 6 лет назад +6

      There was another girl born ma gurl!

    • @apollosage5482
      @apollosage5482 6 лет назад +7

      OK I'll go get some

    • @apollosage5482
      @apollosage5482 6 лет назад +6

      OK I'll go get some paper

    • @zhkingg
      @zhkingg 6 лет назад +7

      draw me on that too pls

  • @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho
    @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho 3 года назад +5872

    That's why every girl I met says I am like a brother to her 😭

    • @gogetablue7905
      @gogetablue7905 3 года назад +195

      LMAO

    • @wargamulaya-816
      @wargamulaya-816 3 года назад +412

      Being a brother doesn't stop me ;)

    • @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho
      @YuvrajSingh-vc7ho 3 года назад +443

      @@wargamulaya-816 what are you doing step bro 😂😂😂

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 3 года назад +26

      😂

    • @siyonashukla619
      @siyonashukla619 3 года назад +15

      Lol
      Am so sorry dude
      Just try to make some bad jokes next time

  • @africa6672
    @africa6672 6 лет назад +1460

    Every time you walk in a busy street it's a...
    *...family reunion*

    • @darklordsalty
      @darklordsalty 6 лет назад +6

      I bless the rains down you

    • @nutcracker1083
      @nutcracker1083 6 лет назад +2

      Good luck finding busy streets in africa

    • @africa6672
      @africa6672 6 лет назад +1

      @@nutcracker1083 m.ruclips.net/video/_UNWnUbhUEA/видео.html I think it's pretty busy :)

    • @robynblanchard4015
      @robynblanchard4015 5 лет назад +5

      Do I have to dress fancy?=)

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 лет назад +1

      But i'm an Introvert.......

  • @garyroberts7173
    @garyroberts7173 Год назад +13

    Great video and eye opening. We really are just a moment in time on a journey to somewhere

  • @Buna2808
    @Buna2808 3 года назад +2380

    this takes “don’t trust strangers” to a whole new level.

    • @justmolex1074
      @justmolex1074 3 года назад +7

      Bruh

    • @lilian1960
      @lilian1960 3 года назад +17

      Don't trust nobody

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 3 года назад +192

      When someone kidnap a kid,it's just a forced adoption

    • @bovisqui
      @bovisqui 3 года назад +51

      @@sinclairguess1187 nono, they've got a point.

    • @Wow-xp9dp
      @Wow-xp9dp 3 года назад +22

      More so, don’t talk to your creepy uncle

  • @veve2484
    @veve2484 4 года назад +4402

    So, if you're reading this, you're my cousin.
    Proud of ya.
    -your cousin

  • @bunny_god
    @bunny_god 7 лет назад +14297

    Hi distant cousin reading this!!!! I love you :)

  • @boredperson-xj1ks
    @boredperson-xj1ks Год назад +147

    I always thought about this as a kid. it intrested me so much. like there is aboslutely no way there is 8 billion of us and we dont have (at LEAST) one common ancestor in our bloodline. meaning we're all related in some way, i mean, back then, we only had so many humans and since eventually8 each family will join with another leaving only a few families left, we had to have done something with imbreeding.

    • @Tuckedinorout
      @Tuckedinorout Год назад +2

      Nah I’m from mars idk not one of y’all ✌️

    • @jdos5643
      @jdos5643 Год назад +5

      I been knowing we are all related. I mean Adam and Eve were our first parents. Everyone else came from them anyways.

    • @boredperson-xj1ks
      @boredperson-xj1ks Год назад +6

      ​@@jdos5643 i dont believe in adam and eve but still, you're right.

    • @TEMMlE
      @TEMMlE Год назад +1

      @@boredperson-xj1ksWell, would you believe the first humans used to be sea animals? 😆😆

    • @boredperson-xj1ks
      @boredperson-xj1ks Год назад

      @@TEMMlE Yes! i also learned this when i was young.

  • @genematthewjuanico9532
    @genematthewjuanico9532 4 года назад +1154

    Me: "So dating is just extended incest?..".
    Its Okay to Be Smart: *Yesn't*

    • @jaquelinbutkovic2171
      @jaquelinbutkovic2171 4 года назад +11

      What up cuz

    • @chaiwriter1531
      @chaiwriter1531 4 года назад +11

      @NA w-what gave you the idea that they were trying to justify incest?

    • @adgeifc
      @adgeifc 4 года назад

      Sometimes this man brain can be to dangerus to be working

    • @aenetanthony
      @aenetanthony 4 года назад

      Really just yes

  • @scars5505
    @scars5505 5 лет назад +5902

    Welp. I’d like to apologize for my dear cousin Kim Jong-un and all the inconveniences he has caused. Don’t worry I will be addressing this issue in the next family gathering.

  • @supernoodlegod5318
    @supernoodlegod5318 3 года назад +1093

    “So where are all your missing ancestors”
    Me: dead

    • @ShocoMilk
      @ShocoMilk 3 года назад +26

      Can’t really argue with that can we

    • @capriss_1937
      @capriss_1937 3 года назад +4

      Good point but i got a better one with this old book i found

    • @IBPug
      @IBPug 3 года назад +2

      Or like how are your ancestors

    • @theonlyholyDEMIGOD
      @theonlyholyDEMIGOD 3 года назад

      💀

  • @megagatlingpea2322
    @megagatlingpea2322 Год назад +7

    when you said "This is you:", i immeadiately thought of the albion online ad which goes like "This is you, wait no THIS is you. and you wanna conquer the world of albion?" and for a second, i thought it was the ad and proceded to skip ad. 😂🤣😅

    • @Yonaqusf
      @Yonaqusf 6 месяцев назад

      LOOL I REMEMBER THAT NOW

  • @muichirotokito4333
    @muichirotokito4333 3 года назад +3192

    All the wars were simply extreme sibling rivalry then-

    • @bippidhaliwal
      @bippidhaliwal 3 года назад +144

      No no she’s got a point

    • @chairstoppingfilms5547
      @chairstoppingfilms5547 3 года назад +73

      yeah, but the question is, how long ago was the star wars, and am i related to anakin then

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 3 года назад +27

      @@chairstoppingfilms5547 a long time ago duh

    • @chairstoppingfilms5547
      @chairstoppingfilms5547 3 года назад +19

      @@batmitesolos7097 oh, lol my bad forgot the movie said that, thanks

    • @milkape7363
      @milkape7363 3 года назад +9

      Stolen comment-

  • @baileyboesinger8697
    @baileyboesinger8697 5 лет назад +8110

    I’m related to you random person scrolling through the comments
    Have a good day

  • @notrxses
    @notrxses 3 года назад +3345

    Teacher: How many family members do you have?
    Me: *7.7 billion*

    • @itsanemmamergency7623
      @itsanemmamergency7623 3 года назад +106

      Teacher: ok cousin (insert name) now go sit down so I can teach your cousins math class!

    • @saiji9000
      @saiji9000 3 года назад +38

      More than that if you include dead ancestors

    • @pryt0n180
      @pryt0n180 3 года назад +13

      @@saiji9000 trillion

    • @laushuileung3471
      @laushuileung3471 3 года назад +3

      *??? Trillion

    • @suravinayan2753
      @suravinayan2753 3 года назад +3

      Hi sis

  • @koeniedits
    @koeniedits 2 месяца назад +4

    Can't believe this was 7 years ago. The editing is so good!

    • @candy2xx
      @candy2xx Месяц назад

      my guy 7 years ago wasn’t the 1950’s

    • @koeniedits
      @koeniedits Месяц назад

      @@candy2xx nah but the editing style is like that of like 2024's

    • @candy2xx
      @candy2xx Месяц назад

      @koeniedits true

    • @Ekenebricks
      @Ekenebricks Месяц назад

      A recent comment lets go!

  • @myohmy3484
    @myohmy3484 5 лет назад +1577

    So the whole Earth is like one, big family reunion.

    • @rainbowdollies1518
      @rainbowdollies1518 5 лет назад +50

      Yea you're right cousin! Or mom.... OR dad... OR sibling... OR uncle... OR aunt... what ever you are :)

    • @breanna1419
      @breanna1419 5 лет назад +37

      Who all hate each other

    • @tomiies
      @tomiies 5 лет назад +10

      Exactly everyone is your cousin

    • @melaniay5521
      @melaniay5521 5 лет назад +5

      @@tomiies hi cousin! What's up on the other part of planet?

    • @muertadoll
      @muertadoll 5 лет назад +1

      @@melaniay5521 hey cousin!

  • @canweget70subscriberswitho26
    @canweget70subscriberswitho26 6 лет назад +826

    So you're saying I can walk into any ones family reunion and not get kicked out for only taking food

  • @Seapearlssur
    @Seapearlssur 3 года назад +4358

    Vin Diesel: "I see this as an absolute win!"

    • @s_aku
      @s_aku 3 года назад +176

      F A M I L Y

    • @jaymoneyyy
      @jaymoneyyy 3 года назад +78

      NONONO I CANT ESCAPE

    • @sethparrow04
      @sethparrow04 3 года назад +107

      “Even though you’re my 8000th cousin, doesn’t mean i won’t kill you”

    • @Lars_Cobbaut
      @Lars_Cobbaut 3 года назад +30

      Vin Diesel:dont mess with my familie

    • @SBob-df2ls
      @SBob-df2ls 3 года назад +3

      Stop this meme 😂

  • @1mikon
    @1mikon 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love the comments from some of my cousins.
    Dear smart cousins,
    Mom says I should be like you guys.
    You guys are so funny and intelligent. I wish I had a sense of humor like you guys. A proud cousin from Texas :)

    • @Gertyutz
      @Gertyutz 5 месяцев назад

      But you do have a great sense of humor. You made me laugh.

  • @theyoutubeaccount8499
    @theyoutubeaccount8499 4 года назад +2159

    Me: Wins the lottery
    Some random guy I've never met before:

    • @ren-qq1yh
      @ren-qq1yh 4 года назад +87

      Hi cousin how are ya

    • @ppstrong53
      @ppstrong53 4 года назад +72

      this comment is criminally underated.

    • @silviaflorentina3685
      @silviaflorentina3685 4 года назад +37

      Hi cousin, mind sharing some of the money you got from winning the lottery?😏😏😂

    • @chokedonthedust
      @chokedonthedust 4 года назад +17

      I am raging at how underrated this comment is

    • @swegruby
      @swegruby 4 года назад +2

      Hey cousins

  • @sahararoselohani4467
    @sahararoselohani4467 4 года назад +949

    Dear cousin,
    It's good to know you are my cousin.
    -Your cousin.
    Edit: Dear cousins, it was a pleasure greeting you guys.
    -Your cousin.

    • @f.f_jion
      @f.f_jion 3 года назад +69

      God bless you my cousin.
      -your cousin.

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 3 года назад +48

      GOD BLESS YOU
      - Yours cousin's cousin

    • @kennedy_keith
      @kennedy_keith 3 года назад +31

      hey cuz
      -your cousin

    • @screamingotter6169
      @screamingotter6169 3 года назад +25

      We should really reconnect sometime cousins
      - Your Cousin

    • @asjlai326
      @asjlai326 3 года назад +18

      How's life?
      -Your Cousin

  • @socialist_britannia_mappin5419
    @socialist_britannia_mappin5419 4 года назад +812

    How to reject someone:
    Me: I can’t Date you it’s wierd
    Her: Why?
    Me: well we share the same great grandad from 3000 years ago
    Her: @-@

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 года назад +15

      3000 ؟
      only marvel fan can understand

    • @lemon8777
      @lemon8777 4 года назад +8

      I’m gonna use that

    • @heronumbertwo3171
      @heronumbertwo3171 4 года назад +6

      Sweet home alabama

    • @kgarodiya
      @kgarodiya 4 года назад +6

      @@romina2185 just because it was a dialogue doesn't mean every time the number 3000 comes up you start referencing Marvel

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 года назад

      @@kgarodiya -_-

  • @philipeick-vocalmusic
    @philipeick-vocalmusic 3 месяца назад +1

    This was much more insightful than the title made me expect!

  • @_Simplyjayden
    @_Simplyjayden 4 года назад +546

    when you realize youre 000.000.000.000.000.001% or more related to your celebrity crush.

  • @Sunskrpt
    @Sunskrpt 3 года назад +2133

    So World Wars are just traditional family reunions on Christmas when somebody brings up politics?

    • @michaelangelo9085
      @michaelangelo9085 3 года назад +19

      Hey there relative

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 3 года назад +51

      Yes, when someone mentions politics in our Christmas reunions, I commit genocide and various other crimes against humanity

    • @Sunskrpt
      @Sunskrpt 3 года назад +14

      @@l.pietrobon3925 This post was made by the European Empires gang

    • @Nova_Corps
      @Nova_Corps 3 года назад +1

      So what explains Colonialism?

    • @l.pietrobon3925
      @l.pietrobon3925 3 года назад +13

      @@Nova_Corps Mom said it's my turn on the AfricaBox

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 5 лет назад +850

    Next time someone asks: Do I know you?
    Just respond: well technically...

  • @sekzak.ani2015
    @sekzak.ani2015 2 месяца назад +49

    0:48 they're dead

  • @kaito2297
    @kaito2297 4 года назад +2932

    This takes *"hey sisters!"* to a whole new level

  • @pablotheforkincactus248
    @pablotheforkincactus248 6 лет назад +763

    Damn all this time I thought I was going to school but it was actually a family reunion

  • @slccpyy
    @slccpyy 5 лет назад +8473

    Just a reminder that the person reading this is my *very* distant cousin
    so um, hi

  • @chetmarcotti4953
    @chetmarcotti4953 9 месяцев назад +4

    Wow, I’ll take you up on that invitation sir.
    I throughly enjoyed this video. I and tried to contact a person on an educational program where there was a scientist that started out in Africa taking dna from several of the indigenous people, and then took the theoretical path that people may have take , and continued taking dna samples along the way. He did this all the through Europe, up through Russia, Siberia, across the land bridge ( what was there many years ago) a across and into Alaska, down through Canada, down into the Americas. Still taking dna samples. He did present a video tv program several years ago, it I failed to find him.
    But your video is so much as close to that previous show. Enjoyable.

  • @homaygahd502
    @homaygahd502 7 лет назад +8438

    Hahah thats why we have war...
    Because siblings can't get along

  • @dana5930
    @dana5930 3 года назад +2357

    i just realised doctors are witnessing their millionth cousin being born

    • @anunknownperson4018
      @anunknownperson4018 3 года назад +184

      also witnessing their millionth cousin die......

    • @dana5930
      @dana5930 3 года назад +61

      @@anunknownperson4018 yes ik, i put that because like- its depressing

    • @g4l4ctic78
      @g4l4ctic78 3 года назад +36

      @@anunknownperson4018 way to turn something dark

    • @folklore1391
      @folklore1391 3 года назад +3

      Plssss

    • @dana5930
      @dana5930 3 года назад +3

      holy- there are so many likes

  • @averageloser2365
    @averageloser2365 3 года назад +371

    Imagine a stranger walking up to you and he says "Hello fellow relative".

    • @crumble4664
      @crumble4664 3 года назад +20

      Im going to say this to a stranger.....

    • @alonelyspaceman
      @alonelyspaceman 3 года назад +2

      @@crumble4664 did u do it yet?

    • @izae_lifestyle
      @izae_lifestyle 3 года назад +3

      @@crumble4664 Did u do it!?

    • @crumble4664
      @crumble4664 3 года назад +3

      @@alonelyspaceman yes i did

    • @crumble4664
      @crumble4664 3 года назад

      @@izae_lifestyle yep

  • @jir_UwU
    @jir_UwU 2 месяца назад +33

    0:17 ...unless you are in alabama

  • @theodentherenewed4785
    @theodentherenewed4785 3 года назад +1492

    With all the technology, we need to make a virtual meeting of the entire human family. I'm thrilled to meet my 7.8 billion relatives.

    • @CactusKitty42
      @CactusKitty42 3 года назад +96

      oh boy thats called the internet fam

    • @littlegamer00
      @littlegamer00 3 года назад +19

      Same! See you ALL soon

    • @ixxmsc9663
      @ixxmsc9663 3 года назад +50

      imagine the 100 percent of the people in a video call.....

    • @littlegamer00
      @littlegamer00 3 года назад +9

      @@ixxmsc9663 oh god

    • @littlegamer00
      @littlegamer00 3 года назад +8

      Lag

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 3 года назад +1224

    Dangit, this means I'm related to all the weirdos on the internet who are simping over a literal Samsung corporate mascot. Why humanity, why?

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +139

      I mean that also means your related to people like einstein and tesla.

    • @troutwarrior6735
      @troutwarrior6735 3 года назад +98

      @@kaical8273 Yeah, let's go with that. I like that 😜

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +52

      @@troutwarrior6735 a bit of positivity can change a whole view 😄

    • @itsanemmamergency7623
      @itsanemmamergency7623 3 года назад +38

      Your also related to your favorites youtubers and idols!

    • @kaical8273
      @kaical8273 3 года назад +22

      @Alex Wu and to every great person to exist.

  • @LancerIHR
    @LancerIHR 5 лет назад +803

    IOKTBS: We are related to one another
    Me: *looks awkwardly at Hitler*

    • @gllforsan960
      @gllforsan960 5 лет назад +21

      No just imagine what if Hitler gave his power to you if he's still alive

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 5 лет назад +6

      @@gllforsan960 now imagine what he did to us Jews

    • @dude-zt5qc
      @dude-zt5qc 5 лет назад +9

      you: *chuckles* im in danger

    • @michaelnewman4528
      @michaelnewman4528 5 лет назад +5

      @@dude-zt5qc SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @arrowsaurus7561
      @arrowsaurus7561 5 лет назад +21

      (He’s the awkward cousin we don’t talk about..)

  • @jchow5966
    @jchow5966 Год назад +6

    Fascinating!!!! Thank you!

  • @misskitten9021
    @misskitten9021 4 года назад +1270

    Me: I am ariana grande's cousin.
    Someone: prove this.
    Me: shows them this video.

    • @jeromem.evardome10_kr15
      @jeromem.evardome10_kr15 4 года назад +27

      It will be better if you put Freddie mercury is your grampa.

    • @misskitten9021
      @misskitten9021 4 года назад +3

      @@jeromem.evardome10_kr15 y?

    • @itzplutomc3781
      @itzplutomc3781 4 года назад +27

      @@misskitten9021 because Freddie Mercury is 1000x better than ArIaNa gRaNdE.

    • @misskitten9021
      @misskitten9021 4 года назад +13

      @@itzplutomc3781 idc what you say, ariana grande is a good talented person and that's why I adore her.

    • @arjuns.3752
      @arjuns.3752 4 года назад +12

      Always knew Shawn Mendes was my brother 😀😎

  • @sanchaythayan8746
    @sanchaythayan8746 5 лет назад +519

    *My school teacher: We are all different and very unique*
    *Me: Well yes, but actually no.*

  • @kaieatswater8969
    @kaieatswater8969 3 года назад +3224

    “You’re adopted”
    *Well yes, but technically no.*

  • @YourLocalBred
    @YourLocalBred 6 месяцев назад +10

    "Your are like a brother to me" took too seriously

  • @dragonsquad9096
    @dragonsquad9096 6 лет назад +238

    So, the saying of “Friends are family” is actually true.

  • @lonelyspartanwithhisspear9469
    @lonelyspartanwithhisspear9469 4 года назад +816

    When the test shows that you are
    0.00000000000001% Japanese:
    *Konnichiwassup* mah dude?

    • @helllife0210
      @helllife0210 4 года назад +16

      Hahahaha you are funny bro

    • @selvizhisubramanian
      @selvizhisubramanian 4 года назад +12

      @@helllife0210
      *literally*
      bro

    • @AlexisDouFlo
      @AlexisDouFlo 4 года назад +2

      This is so good 😂😂😂😂

    • @Neo_Satedoriiii
      @Neo_Satedoriiii 4 года назад

      Bro 😂😂😂😂👀

    • @adorowoable8793
      @adorowoable8793 4 года назад +9

      That one white kid when she/he/they found out that they are 0.00001 Indian

  • @saisevithaa1772
    @saisevithaa1772 6 лет назад +1806

    So I'm related to the Queen...
    I am the rightful heir to the throne!!!

    • @whatever6874
      @whatever6874 6 лет назад +94

      You got to wait for the others born before you than you can be the Queen.

    • @imthatextrakid8292
      @imthatextrakid8292 6 лет назад +76

      You are the 100000 heir

    • @joshuarichard1892
      @joshuarichard1892 6 лет назад +17

      So am i.

    • @nolanlynch2430
      @nolanlynch2430 6 лет назад +18

      Not just the queen. All of them.

    • @artyd6669
      @artyd6669 6 лет назад +33

      No you have to wait 8 generations of 7 billion people to get there

  • @Stonksbox
    @Stonksbox Год назад +5

    Ive been wondering if were all related for so long thank you for finally answering my question

  • @NickWheeler9559
    @NickWheeler9559 2 года назад +2059

    Let's all thank our great grandma for us being here

    • @findystonerush9339
      @findystonerush9339 2 года назад +100

      And our great grandma should thank her great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma for surviving and being here.

    • @funnyvideo-vn9kl
      @funnyvideo-vn9kl 2 года назад +24

      @@findystonerush9339 and the list go's on

    • @Stigma536
      @Stigma536 2 года назад +2

      @@findystonerush9339 I got brain paralysis from trying to read that

    • @shykittywithramen
      @shykittywithramen 2 года назад

      @@findystonerush9339 aaannd our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother

    • @AyasDoll
      @AyasDoll Год назад +5

      No, I did NOT ever want to be here

  • @adamhenderson4711
    @adamhenderson4711 4 года назад +1688

    : Wait it’s all Alabama?
    : *Always has been*

    • @leytonmarcantonio1270
      @leytonmarcantonio1270 4 года назад +65

      sweet home Alabama

    • @dianamarcekova9615
      @dianamarcekova9615 4 года назад +45

      @@leytonmarcantonio1270 the anthem of humanity

    • @lazywonderer4669
      @lazywonderer4669 4 года назад +35

      Related doesn't mean incest. Incest only applies when two are not just related but very CLOSELY related by one or two generations like parents, siblings, uncles and so on, otherwise it's not incest. In fact it would be weird if members of a same species were not related like how would they even be able to reproduce in the first place ? The reason we can reproduce with other humans is because we are related enough so that our gametes are compatible to start fertilisations.
      So yes all members of the same species like humans are related otherwise we wouldn't be considered the same species in the first place.

    • @philothemell
      @philothemell 3 года назад +26

      @@lazywonderer4669 it was a joke be thankful no one wooshed u

    • @wendigo7123
      @wendigo7123 3 года назад +3

      @@lazywonderer4669 do cousins count?

  • @insert_username77
    @insert_username77 5 лет назад +913

    *When you realize that you're 0.00000000000000001% related to Stalin*
    "I serve the Soviet Union"

  • @henkiestudios5117
    @henkiestudios5117 2 месяца назад

    I’ve been thinking about this for years finally someone that clearly explains this

  • @breakfasttheelf1566
    @breakfasttheelf1566 5 лет назад +293

    I just realised that everyone in this world is related to me meaning that I am related to some of the world's smartest and best drawers. (And artists!)
    And I can't even draw a stickman.

    • @maddie5284
      @maddie5284 5 лет назад +3

      *G A C H A L I F E*

    • @breakfasttheelf1566
      @breakfasttheelf1566 5 лет назад +2

      @@maddie5284 yes

    • @maddie5284
      @maddie5284 5 лет назад +2

      @@breakfasttheelf1566 *I LOVE GACHA LIFE*

    • @breakfasttheelf1566
      @breakfasttheelf1566 5 лет назад +2

      @@maddie5284 ok

    • @cxx23
      @cxx23 5 лет назад +7

      @@breakfasttheelf1566 I bet you could draw better than you think though. Get a pencil, and take it slow and erase the lines that don't match what you're drawing. Anyone can draw, but not anyone can draw super fast.
      Forgive my ignoring of your funny comment.

  • @who1527
    @who1527 4 года назад +2145

    “Wait its all Alabama”
    *Always has been*

  • @aoxoxo13
    @aoxoxo13 6 лет назад +1287

    Now I gotta call up my cousin Bill Gates

  • @T80-GAMER
    @T80-GAMER Год назад +8

    You know what, Discord is the family group chat separated into many different divisions of that family known as the servers

  • @chelsea3330
    @chelsea3330 5 лет назад +1084

    When you realize your crush is your cousin
    sWeEeT hOmE aLabAmA

  • @cosby8499
    @cosby8499 5 лет назад +1405

    Wait so my wife is my cousin?
    *human noises*

    • @rainbowdollies1518
      @rainbowdollies1518 5 лет назад +22

      Nobody came make Alabama jokes anymore :) which I'm happy of cuz I'm a fellow alabamian

    • @macfhp
      @macfhp 5 лет назад +11

      You can date cousin becuz my religion say so

    • @vampiresolar
      @vampiresolar 5 лет назад

      Rainbow Dollies same gurl :3

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 лет назад +8

      @@rainbowdollies1518 NO INCEST I Repeat NO INCEST

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 лет назад +6

      @@macfhp NO INCEST I Repeat NO INCEST

  • @C0deMasterYT
    @C0deMasterYT 3 года назад +543

    Looks like everyone's getting arrested.

    • @layzpotato
      @layzpotato 3 года назад +10

      Not me I’m good🙂😔🙁☹️

    • @Mirrorcomics24
      @Mirrorcomics24 3 года назад +3

      Me who couldn’t get a girl because of the way she looks

    • @commentercommenter358
      @commentercommenter358 3 года назад

      @@Mirrorcomics24 GIRL? HE?

    • @Pangulin
      @Pangulin 3 года назад

      @@Mirrorcomics24 This comment confuses me.

    • @willowgoober
      @willowgoober 3 года назад

      @@layzpotato same

  • @Shwambles
    @Shwambles 3 месяца назад

    Thank you so much for this video. I've been asking myself this question for years now.

  • @joebucken6596
    @joebucken6596 5 лет назад +1110

    100% of comment section
    “Hey cousin”

  • @digitalrxven
    @digitalrxven 4 года назад +2381

    Me: Make me CEO of Microsoft
    Microsoft: No
    Me: *But Bill Gates is my Uncle*

  • @satoshinakamoto3342
    @satoshinakamoto3342 3 года назад +809

    "Step brother, I'm stuck"
    "Well, it's actually just brother"

  • @Kaiyanwang82
    @Kaiyanwang82 8 дней назад

    I was going to answer "yes" immediately because I misread the title.

  • @madelinelinn2223
    @madelinelinn2223 6 лет назад +563

    Ok guys.....
    *TIME FOR A FAMILY REUNION WOOOO*

    • @madelinelinn2223
      @madelinelinn2223 6 лет назад +3

      •__Gacha Koneko__• 😂🤣

    • @moon.2674
      @moon.2674 6 лет назад +21

      How can we fit everyone in the picture

    • @rebecadrinkstea7403
      @rebecadrinkstea7403 6 лет назад +7

      Leah the crappy fangirl
      Maybe take millions of photos and tape them together? Just a thought

    • @NcMuggets
      @NcMuggets 6 лет назад +4

      Leah the crappy fangirl Go to google maps and zoom all the way out then take a panorama and boom. Family pic.

    • @whatislife4899
      @whatislife4899 6 лет назад +1

      Bernard the Hamster HAIIII

  • @benjamin_dinnerbone7128
    @benjamin_dinnerbone7128 5 лет назад +628

    So Earth is a family reunion

    • @cxx23
      @cxx23 5 лет назад +28

      Yes. With a ton of bickering and backstabbing.

    • @gabrielabdul8372
      @gabrielabdul8372 5 лет назад +6

      Yes but i don't know why we hate each other

    • @benjamin_dinnerbone7128
      @benjamin_dinnerbone7128 5 лет назад +4

      We hurt each other at the fear of others hurting us

    • @wiwii1113
      @wiwii1113 5 лет назад +3

      Hey cousins

    • @kat-pe8ok
      @kat-pe8ok 5 лет назад +2

      wi wii what’s up cousin

  • @K.s.0906
    @K.s.0906 4 года назад +668

    When you realize your kidnapper is a distant cousin