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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @FlyThing00
    @FlyThing00 4 года назад +18944

    He’s like the villain that’s bad at being evil

    • @donaldchandler2520
      @donaldchandler2520 4 года назад +194

      FlyingRedThing four of diamonds. Nehehehehehaaaa... >:)

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 года назад +281

      2:00

    • @tads8723
      @tads8723 4 года назад +131

      0:00 as well,

    • @xxxxxijhin
      @xxxxxijhin 4 года назад +106

      I literally imagined how he sings "we are number one"

    • @David_Franco
      @David_Franco 4 года назад +185

      Theory: Michael is Dr. Doofenshmirtz

  • @willypg2144
    @willypg2144 4 года назад +19118

    He was sent to the earth to do a school project

    • @LuigiCotocea
      @LuigiCotocea 4 года назад +90

      OOO at the limit!

    • @greymatter4096
      @greymatter4096 4 года назад +287

      That is the perfect explanation

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +161

      That explains a fuck load.

    • @moth5724
      @moth5724 4 года назад +36

      So he’s still a child

    • @bookworm_of_heaven
      @bookworm_of_heaven 4 года назад +53

      @@moth5724 you make it sound like that was new to you

  • @irishjet2687
    @irishjet2687 3 года назад +1963

    It's kind of insane how Michael has become this giant meme over the years, yet his videos are still really interesting, educational, and thought-provoking. I feel like most people in this situation either get swept up in the meme and their content loses everything that made them a meme and popular in the first place, or they try to fight against it and become forgotten. Michael somehow both embraces the memes and rises above them.

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  3 года назад +128

      Honestly true!

    • @danielhuneke5862
      @danielhuneke5862 3 года назад +70

      He is beyond the meme, he has ascended.

    • @Thecoldest-y7l
      @Thecoldest-y7l 3 года назад +14

      Sounds like an english teacher

    • @Fandestdh
      @Fandestdh 3 года назад +20

      @@danielhuneke5862 He is immortal, unkillable, unmatched!

    • @oj8868
      @oj8868 3 года назад +16

      It's a classic example of good natured fun.

  • @Tea_N_Crumpets
    @Tea_N_Crumpets 4 года назад +7160

    * Stands on the roof, at the edge on a guardrail, holding a watermelon *
    *”I am in control.”*

    • @chappy7962
      @chappy7962 4 года назад +165

      2:38

    • @CuteLittleHen
      @CuteLittleHen 4 года назад +124

      Why is this so funny?

    • @SALEENS7GTR5
      @SALEENS7GTR5 4 года назад +141

      @@CuteLittleHen bc we are conditioned for him to drop it, but have no context as to why, besides the line he says. So his body language and implication that he actually seems insane makes it so funny. Ironic. I guess, idk that's what I get out of it

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 4 года назад +20

      This actually makes for a great reaction image.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 года назад +10

      Me lying to myself telling myself I’m in control over my life.

  • @weather9405
    @weather9405 4 года назад +5574

    My favorite educaters
    1. Vsauce 1
    2. Micheal stevens
    3. The beard guy from Ding

    • @Delta547
      @Delta547 4 года назад +289

      @@drdoof9948 Sure, sure...
      ... or are they?
      *music kicks in*

    • @sp1der957
      @sp1der957 4 года назад +41

      Oh you mean [REDACTED]

    • @bendingpanda9854
      @bendingpanda9854 4 года назад +17

      Giorno Giovannah mine are aperture and vsauce

    • @mikhailbirbovski6059
      @mikhailbirbovski6059 4 года назад +14

      Sam o' nellas pretty cool too

    • @DaSwagChamp-49
      @DaSwagChamp-49 4 года назад +5

      Mikhail Birbovski woosh

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 3 года назад +458

    7:50-7:59 This is probably the most cursed sequence these two in particular could've been ordered in.

    • @THE__FACELESS
      @THE__FACELESS Год назад +6

      He didn’t hold it back but its still inside him, odd

    • @MagicOfOs
      @MagicOfOs 2 месяца назад

      Deaf people:☺️
      Blind people:💀

  • @yaboidilan218
    @yaboidilan218 4 года назад +17416

    The longer vsause's beard gets, the more insane he grows

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 года назад +554

      as men get madder they tend to not shave

    • @zedbags
      @zedbags 4 года назад +69

      I'd say so

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 года назад +536

      That’s because his beard is actually a symbiote, Micheal is only partially in control. As the beard grows stronger, his grip on reality weakens.

    • @no0name493
      @no0name493 4 года назад +59

      So what if he shaves his beard?

    • @UNKNOWN-mj6lf
      @UNKNOWN-mj6lf 4 года назад +85

      @@no0name493 he goes back to his normal self

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning 4 года назад +5827

    I'm convinced Michael is actually a comedic genius.

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 4 года назад +319

      Well he is often incredibly amusing. But I'd say he's a genius in more ways than that.

    • @ultimatexecutioner8260
      @ultimatexecutioner8260 4 года назад +126

      He is a genius in saying that his jokes are funny, that with the right mind set and way of thinking, you too find it funny. Meaning, every joke he says is funny, you are just not in the right mind set.
      *I KNOW YOUR WAYS MICHAEL.*

    • @donaldchandler2520
      @donaldchandler2520 4 года назад +61

      Laugh. Everyone else is, you don't want to be left out

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 4 года назад +7

      He is obviously

    • @ragalack
      @ragalack 4 года назад +4

      @@pseudonymousbeing987 A musical genius

  • @dook6679
    @dook6679 3 года назад +354

    12:18 "A bearded nut flies through the sky, I wrote this song when I was high"

  • @Roadrunner-n9k
    @Roadrunner-n9k 4 года назад +3628

    "I made someone confess to a crime they didn't commit"
    *chew*

    • @ignis5673
      @ignis5673 4 года назад +71

      What a beautiful duwang

    • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
      @Thalia_Aquaticaa 4 года назад +102

      WHAT a beautiful duwang

    • @DraconianSG
      @DraconianSG 4 года назад +32

      Gojira Fan it’s like a picnic

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 года назад +23

      are you stuped , i am wood

    • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
      @Thalia_Aquaticaa 4 года назад +14

      @@marcoanimacoes5690 *stupid
      Come on now, if you and Iggy don't use your stands to defend yourselves there's gonna be a collision!

  • @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
    @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 4 года назад +4428

    *holds a watermelon over the edge of a balcony*
    I AM IN CONTROL.
    Top 10 Most Dangerous Men Still Alive

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 4 года назад +99

      Top ten characters who could defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gaunlet.

    • @alexpapas3249
      @alexpapas3249 4 года назад +27

      he is too dangerous to be kep alive!

    • @iamthatoneguy7875
      @iamthatoneguy7875 4 года назад +11

      He ate not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, not 9, not 10, not 11, not 12, not 13, not 14, not 15, not 16, not 17, not 18, not 19, not 20, not 21, not 22, not 23, not 24, not 25, not 26, not 27, not 28, not 29, not 30, not 31, not 32, not 33, not 34, not 35, not 36, not 37, not 38, not 39, not 40, not 41, not 42, not 42, not 43, not 44, not 45, not 46, not 47, not 48, not 49, not 50, not 51, not 52, not 53, not 54, not 55, not 56, not 57, not 58, not 59, not 60, not 61, not 62, not 63, not 64, not 65, not 66, not 67, not 68, not 69, not 70, not 71, not 72, not 73, not 74, not 75, not 76, not 77, not 78, not 79, not 80, not 81, not 82, not 83, not 84, not 85, not 86, not 87, not 88, not 89, not 90, not 91, not 92, not 93, not 94, not 95, not 96, not 97, not 98, not 99, not 100, but 101 vitamin gummies!
      It's like infinity to 1/1000000000000

    • @jonathanshapiro6593
      @jonathanshapiro6593 4 года назад +2

      alex papas BUT I NEED HIM

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 года назад +3

      @@jonathanshapiro6593 The needs of many outweight the needs of the few. We'll do what we must.

  • @PanjaRoseGold
    @PanjaRoseGold 4 года назад +624

    10:14 “Uhh... where’s the nut?”
    *Literally the next scene*

  • @anderfoxie732
    @anderfoxie732 4 года назад +2373

    And as always, 4 of diamonds
    *_evil laughter_*

    • @Sticklings
      @Sticklings 4 года назад +16

      I literally scrolled into the comment section, and he said this exactly as I read it.

    • @matgrill9085
      @matgrill9085 4 года назад +5

      @@Sticklings it happens to me a lot of times

    • @evanhouck4717
      @evanhouck4717 4 года назад +2

      @@Sticklings OMG that's actually the first time that happened to me. What a coincidence!

    • @luongphamvan1411
      @luongphamvan1411 4 года назад +1

      Son of a bitch

    • @baldksi4434
      @baldksi4434 4 года назад

      Evan Houck or is it........

  • @Ronlemay
    @Ronlemay 4 года назад +4283

    "Sorry this is a family show"
    * Censors compass *
    "A CUMBUTT"

    • @Star-pd6lu
      @Star-pd6lu 4 года назад +112

      Aaron LeMay >:0 this is is a family friendly show
      *compbutt

    • @williampuckett5440
      @williampuckett5440 4 года назад +88

      It's like censoring the word wenis.

    • @bjoo4910
      @bjoo4910 4 года назад +23

      I exploded like a bomb after i heard it

    • @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836
      @dafphtthedislikeupdater7836 4 года назад +16

      This made me search 'Clitoral Compressor' for some reason

    • @adeeshup8474
      @adeeshup8474 4 года назад +14

      *Cumpuss

  • @kouradatv6902
    @kouradatv6902 4 года назад +625

    3:50
    "how did it feel to *smash* Aron?"
    "Didnt feel gud"

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 4 года назад +3557

    7:28 literally every person when they get out of a bar

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 4 года назад +268

      The car 3 mins later: 7:32

    • @johnweber4504
      @johnweber4504 4 года назад +33

      yea pretty much

    • @apollo8155
      @apollo8155 4 года назад +10

      what mind field episode was it

    • @johnweber4504
      @johnweber4504 4 года назад +10

      Spam Spam season 2 episode 3 at 7:42

    • @apollo8155
      @apollo8155 4 года назад +1

      John Weber ty

  • @gotchaboi5871
    @gotchaboi5871 4 года назад +2065

    It's just to normal for me, seeing Michael with a watermelon in his hands, saying he is in controll

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 4 года назад +18

      2:39

    • @DWal32
      @DWal32 4 года назад

      **M E L O N B E L L Y**

    • @DWal32
      @DWal32 4 года назад

      maybe
      o-o

  • @undeniablySomeGuy
    @undeniablySomeGuy 4 года назад +241

    "Jokes on you, I've never laughed in my life! I just make that sound and everyone believes it." Is such a good line

  • @thecobaltemperor
    @thecobaltemperor 4 года назад +1689

    “Hey honey do you wanna make a little baby”
    “I have to go get interrogates and pumped full of mcdazzland”

    • @ethcam8
      @ethcam8 4 года назад +20

      i NEED to find that video

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +111

      It’s in his mind field episode about interrogation

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 4 года назад +29

      Cobaltsquadron144 He’s incredibly lucid when drugged, I mean saying PT for Pres Trump is more thinking than I do sober.

    • @godpopov
      @godpopov 4 года назад +9

      Midazolam is some heavy shit, I can confirm :P

    • @DarkunePlays
      @DarkunePlays 4 года назад +15

      I assume you just misspelled ''interrogated'', but as for ''mcdazzland'', he actually said ''midazolam''

  • @EnderIzzy124
    @EnderIzzy124 4 года назад +4624

    I have a feeling he has full awareness of the fact that he's being memed and now says weird stuff on purpose

    • @kyle360123
      @kyle360123 4 года назад +326

      his latest video had us come out his butthole

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +516

      I love Michael dearly, but you mean he started out as a clickbait channel 😂

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 4 года назад +104

      @@DataExpungedNull he did tho
      Also he do silly things on purpose

    • @retroaf7652
      @retroaf7652 4 года назад +61

      EnderDude124 obviously hes aware of it

    • @sophiaseth2769
      @sophiaseth2769 4 года назад +63

      He always has been doing that lmao

  • @AquaBlazeFake
    @AquaBlazeFake 3 года назад +119

    "Do you wanna see the most illegal thing i own?"
    "it's a penny"

  • @sourcectn
    @sourcectn 4 года назад +1223

    12:18
    Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

    • @archiebellega956
      @archiebellega956 4 года назад +49

      Need to find the original. The music just yells Owl City

    • @darkhammer4135
      @darkhammer4135 4 года назад +15

      @@archiebellega956 Search bearded Nun you will get the original video

    • @edwardgrin8556
      @edwardgrin8556 4 года назад

      @@archiebellega956 watch?v=RyasBBoQqCA

    • @PanjaRoseGold
      @PanjaRoseGold 4 года назад

      Archie Bellega It’s literally a parody of Fireflies

    • @matejatomic4024
      @matejatomic4024 3 года назад +6

      I wrote this song when I was high

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 4 года назад +795

    Me, Trying to socialize in high school:
    "...But I failed to convince this guy to be my friend."

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 4 года назад +4

      so I may not be the handsomest
      or the richest
      or the smartest
      or the strongest
      or the hardest working
      or the nicest...

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 года назад +1

      No, just the whole video.

    • @Jaxamuss
      @Jaxamuss 4 года назад

      No shit as I was reading your comment it fucking played on the video

  • @jorgenofalltrades
    @jorgenofalltrades 3 года назад +268

    Mom: "Why don't you go play with the neighbors kids?"
    The neighbors kids: 3:38

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 4 года назад +564

    "you will still be fined, but you will be much more annoying."

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 4 года назад +1

      Yora my goal in life

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya 4 года назад

      my jam

    • @大砲はピュ
      @大砲はピュ 4 года назад

      Yora read that as he said it

  • @notben8592
    @notben8592 4 года назад +1818

    5:42
    “Oh no, everything fell apart!”
    “so it must’ve been *m a g i c* (maniacal laughter)”

    • @aerohydreigon1101
      @aerohydreigon1101 3 года назад +37

      "Let's... hinder some peoples' facial muscles."
      "Oh no, everything fell apart!"

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 3 года назад +1

      Everyone during the medieval era in a nutshell

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад +3

      Yes, magic indeed.
      **Hides server crasher**

  • @kaydenstiles6743
    @kaydenstiles6743 4 года назад +1985

    When my relatives ask me who my girlfriend is: 2:46

  • @davidk14
    @davidk14 4 года назад +1415

    14:18 "i can do whatever i want, but i choose not to. "
    OooOOOooO!

  • @3ckitani
    @3ckitani 4 года назад +3790

    Since the "Mind Field" series is now free, we get a lot more meme content. Thank you Michael, very cool.

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +171

      That is very true

    • @alexander1055
      @alexander1055 4 года назад +38

      What is free?
      I thought he just stopped doing V-Sauce and left RUclips???

    • @Stralelvan
      @Stralelvan 4 года назад +81

      @@alexander1055 Mind field is his youtube original and he made it free for 1 year. Also he has a channel called D!NG that he uploads videos that are similar to the original type of videos he used to upload on the main channel

    • @keppycs
      @keppycs 4 года назад +25

      @@Stralelvan Thought he made it free till the end of 2019, but since it's still available to watch I guess that wasn't true.
      After like 2 microseconds of research he indeed said it would be free until the end of 2019 as he said in this video: ruclips.net/video/_WHRWLnVm_M/видео.html but it's still free, hmmm

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 4 года назад +23

      keppy
      WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS

  • @tougerunss8241
    @tougerunss8241 4 года назад +108

    2:39 is probably my favorite. It’s funny because he’s saying it out of context

  • @qwarty_gd
    @qwarty_gd 4 года назад +522

    *holding a watermelon
    *"I'm in control"*

    • @deathnote939393
      @deathnote939393 4 года назад +1

      I am the master of the universe mwaahahha

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +2674

    10:17
    Those clips simultaneously go well and very terribly together.

  • @Zemouxx
    @Zemouxx 3 года назад +177

    "I can do whatever I want, but I choose not to" is one of the best phrases I've heard to describe the human experience. 🤔 @ 14:17

  • @quantiset
    @quantiset 4 года назад +765

    "Hey honey, you wanna make a baby?"
    *scratches head* "Sorry honey, I- I- gotta get pumped full of- *pauses and reflects* M E D A Z A L A N"

  • @T0mmy9898
    @T0mmy9898 4 года назад +715

    A single minute of this feels like an eternity.

  • @cones3283
    @cones3283 3 года назад +73

    14:03
    "I'm the lab rat"
    **spooky sounds**
    *_wow whoa hoo mind blow_*

  • @loganharp6503
    @loganharp6503 4 года назад +626

    2:39
    Don’t pay attention to this just a single time stamp for me

    • @thecsuniverse2tcu974
      @thecsuniverse2tcu974 4 года назад +25

      It's also a timestamp for me

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 4 года назад +21

      For some reason, I see this and my brain went, “but what if he watermelon?” And I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @tinycloud7738
      @tinycloud7738 4 года назад +39

      I A M I N C O N T R O L

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 4 года назад +6

      When I decide to use the timestamp

    • @sosig2643
      @sosig2643 4 года назад +5

      that image has so much power in it

  • @anthonyjessepeterson445
    @anthonyjessepeterson445 4 года назад +1606

    7:02
    When Michaels mom takes his toys away:

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 3 года назад +58

    "Twenty-five- see, I can count."
    *Character developed, from when he could only get to eleven... and-a-half.*

  • @emeraldsky2823
    @emeraldsky2823 4 года назад +1485

    “Cute fella isn’t he?”
    **Assaults Robot**
    “How did that make you feel?”
    Me: Confused.

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 4 года назад +24

      The audience, literally in tears: NOOOOOOO! My poor boy!

    • @Boy-pr2uz
      @Boy-pr2uz 4 года назад +1

      From wich Video is this ?

    • @ryanyuan9592
      @ryanyuan9592 4 года назад

      Boy
      He didn’t like his own comment, I did

    • @Boy-pr2uz
      @Boy-pr2uz 4 года назад

      Ryan yuan what, i mean the part where he stumbled the robot

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 4 года назад

      @@Boy-pr2uz it's from one of the episodes of Mind Field, his RUclips original series.

  • @purplebreadloaf8677
    @purplebreadloaf8677 4 года назад +1371

    4:20 Michael spitting straight facts here

  • @CartoonyPirate
    @CartoonyPirate 4 года назад +48

    6:38 I love how both Michaels stop to look at the camera

  • @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761
    @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761 4 года назад +485

    Vsauce is some sort of eldritch god that wants to destroy the entirety of iceland.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 4 года назад +9

      Didn't Nyarlathotep lure his victims with a weird science show?

    • @stanlymanly8356
      @stanlymanly8356 4 года назад +7

      @@Yora21 and took multiple forms? It would make sense

    • @magnikristinsson
      @magnikristinsson 2 года назад

      Mikael nei!!!

    • @edgyanole9705
      @edgyanole9705 Год назад

      Kirby is on his way then

  • @jelleato5566
    @jelleato5566 4 года назад +526

    12:18 this is my new favourite song

    • @Trebinhas
      @Trebinhas 4 года назад +18

      I want this full version

    • @ejt4012
      @ejt4012 4 года назад +33

      _I WrOtE ThiS SoNg WhEn i WaS HigH_

    • @laylatucker2098
      @laylatucker2098 3 года назад +2

      Search electric wuss parody by the key of awesomeness. The "part" is 50 seconds into the video

    • @Cheesecake_lover360
      @Cheesecake_lover360 3 года назад

      @@Trebinhas it's called electronic wuss

    • @candidranger9110
      @candidranger9110 3 года назад

      was it actually in the his videos?

  • @-NGC-6302-
    @-NGC-6302- 4 года назад +162

    >* talking about diarrhea *
    >”that’s a sweet nectar”
    You knew what you set up didn’t you

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +38

      Yes, yes I did

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 года назад +2

      of course he's the one who edited it

    • @dawnwalker388
      @dawnwalker388 3 года назад +2

      All these people talking about the “oh no it all fell apart” “it must have been magic” but this this is the best fake context ever

  • @HugoLHL
    @HugoLHL 4 года назад +599

    I spent way too long trying to figure out the joke at 1:45, and then eventually found out it wasn't supposed to make sense in the first place. That's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

    • @physicalnova2965
      @physicalnova2965 4 года назад +38

      Same. Why did I even tried...

    • @BiningiTheBanan
      @BiningiTheBanan 4 года назад +33

      Good to see that I wasn't the only one.

    • @ditzfough
      @ditzfough 4 года назад +24

      Should binge watched all of mind field before the end of the year. It was all free. From october till end of year.

    • @Demyte58
      @Demyte58 4 года назад +1

      @@ditzfough really? well fuck

    • @raddydaddy5931
      @raddydaddy5931 4 года назад +7

      I was going too do the same thing but luckily I only spent 5 mins before seeing your comment

  • @noodlesxxii
    @noodlesxxii 4 года назад +655

    2:38 // Hearing Michael Stevens say "I am in control" with a watermelon in hand and at a higher altitude than most just gives me a sense of fear

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 года назад +45

      It's normal to be scared,after all 3:35

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 года назад +5

      You are right to fear this [REDACTED]

    • @evieisleavie
      @evieisleavie 4 года назад +8

      I love how you put that. "At a higher altitude than most"

    • @dystopia-user181
      @dystopia-user181 4 года назад

      Which video is it

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 4 года назад +1

      But not as much as a deprivation of oxygen from an uncontrolled force.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 3 года назад +73

    0:46 the way he looks genuinely frustrated is just amazing 😂😂

  • @tsriketwm7274
    @tsriketwm7274 4 года назад +783

    13:59 maniacal laughter
    "I'm the lab rat"
    Me: ah yes, glad to see you being in a position of power

  • @lincolnickler9354
    @lincolnickler9354 4 года назад +2407

    **anything happens**
    Anime characters: 14:12

    • @fleur5782
      @fleur5782 4 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @GOD-pe8bx
      @GOD-pe8bx 4 года назад +32

      @@adg9042 well umm.... thats.....interesting

    • @VegitoBlueYT
      @VegitoBlueYT 4 года назад +11

      @@adg9042 cool

    • @apollomcdonald
      @apollomcdonald 3 года назад +10

      @@adg9042 this is why you only have 2 protons

    • @h2overthinker
      @h2overthinker 3 года назад +3

      §ŮĞØÏ

  • @frostcrackle2374
    @frostcrackle2374 4 года назад +303

    Okay. I gotta be honest, hearing "It's pretty dark inside my wife" made me really question whether or not he actually said that.

  • @chuker9809
    @chuker9809 4 года назад +664

    10:13 When someone is touching your back with cold hands

  • @Stronhue
    @Stronhue 4 года назад +495

    Michael: "Am i datable?"
    _2 seconds later_
    *I am in control*

    • @TechSpiritedZ
      @TechSpiritedZ 4 года назад +5

      2:39

    • @CartoonyPirate
      @CartoonyPirate 4 года назад +4

      I thought he said "datable"

    • @d.l.8394
      @d.l.8394 3 года назад

      @@CartoonyPirate or did he said it?

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 года назад +4

      @@CartoonyPirate I thought he said “debatable”

  • @roblemandarin
    @roblemandarin 4 года назад +246

    3:45 Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Automatically generated subtitles: *Y O U*

  • @ramatherly
    @ramatherly 4 года назад +524

    6:56 when I see a dollar bill on the ground.

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 4 года назад +353

    I love how he makes his wife sound like a mob boss "hey, tuts, come ova here an make a baby with me, capisce?"

  • @awsomemodels
    @awsomemodels 3 года назад +34

    14:37 Micheal looks so good with a hat

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 4 года назад +793

    I am convinced that Michael is probably the smartest and most insane person on RUclips.

    • @ColorWheelHero
      @ColorWheelHero 4 года назад +17

      Sorry, I think you mean in the Universe

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 4 года назад +5

      8:27 the most insane goes to pewdiepie but vsauce is a mad genius

    • @Ryu99420
      @Ryu99420 4 года назад +9

      @@backstabboi4559 pewdiepie is actually a pretty normal guy tho he even cringes a bit when he sees his old wacky stuff

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 4 года назад

      Yeah after seeing his him jump out of a cupboard and him playing getting over it
      Its hard to believe

    • @seongjin-woo8683
      @seongjin-woo8683 4 года назад +1

      This Michael or the other 12 year old Reeves?

  • @willoliver9036
    @willoliver9036 4 года назад +801

    4:55 me announcing my presence on my crush's floor at 3 AM

    • @quinnny_
      @quinnny_ 4 года назад +8

      Ze 1700's Plague Doctor ALL THE COMMENST WITH A MILLION LIKES ARE SO BAD BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUDDDDD

    • @buggy9866
      @buggy9866 4 года назад +4

      LMFAOOOOAOAOAOSHSHHSJA

    • @spongegangsta2917
      @spongegangsta2917 4 года назад +2

      @@quinnny_ million? your exaggerating right

    • @Blud6966
      @Blud6966 3 года назад +7

      @@buggy9866 Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Off Off Off Ass Off Ass Off Ass Off Shit High Shit High High Shit Jumanji Ass

    • @buggy9866
      @buggy9866 3 года назад +1

      @@Blud6966 thank you

  • @loutube364
    @loutube364 3 года назад +16

    imagine hearing at 3AM in bed sum1 knocking on ur window saying "hey vsauce, michael here *pulls out knife* how fast can you run??"

  • @nevamoth3384
    @nevamoth3384 4 года назад +288

    he is simultaneously the scariest man alive and the funniest man alive

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад +10

      _"It's all relative to distance, but what _*_if_*_ ..._
      _I was already behind you!"_

  • @Zach603
    @Zach603 4 года назад +355

    “Get a haircut”
    Okay, I didn’t feel like being attacked today

  • @fryingpanda9103
    @fryingpanda9103 3 года назад +39

    The image of Michael at a rooftop holding a watermelon subtly exclaiming "I am in control" is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @Thedog-1-
    @Thedog-1- 4 года назад +951

    7:40 "we forced all of our participants to get Botox injections" I'm dying

    • @nazojin7557
      @nazojin7557 3 года назад +51

      Add the 7:46 part

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades Год назад +11

      "I could come to you......."

    • @tennisracket166
      @tennisracket166 Год назад +1

      @@jorgenofalltradeswhat if I have diarrhea right now? 😢

    • @RetroV_V
      @RetroV_V 3 месяца назад

      ​@tennisracket166 Hæœ- and thats a sweet nectar

  • @jorgenofalltrades
    @jorgenofalltrades 4 года назад +465

    6:39
    "Hey, hold it! Both of you, stop!"
    "What are you?"
    That fits together so perfectly🤣

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines 3 года назад +51

    He's like a math teacher that had a mental breakdown one day and just never recovered.

  • @solimm4sks510
    @solimm4sks510 4 года назад +133

    "I can do whatever I want, but I choose not to"
    He probably thinks world domination is too much work

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 4 года назад +298

    2:40 when someone asks if you have a girlfriend

  • @clintb3927
    @clintb3927 4 года назад +53

    2:38 me to my sleep paralysis demon when I've mastered lucid dreaming

  • @Blendedasian
    @Blendedasian 4 года назад +239

    "Everyone is scared of something"
    Revs up cardboard fan in a menacing stance.

  • @abysmalist4761
    @abysmalist4761 4 года назад +198

    "holding a watermelon over a high ledge"
    I AM IN CONTROL

    • @cryax3447
      @cryax3447 4 года назад +4

      12:17

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 4 года назад

      @@cryax3447 He wrote that song when he was high is just after that its like simewhere at the seven mark

  • @professortortilla
    @professortortilla 3 года назад +31

    12:31
    me an introvert making stories in my head:

  • @normalguycraig
    @normalguycraig 4 года назад +582

    Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. I've overdosed on ketamine and I'm going to die!

    • @briebb
      @briebb 4 года назад +70

      *Or am I?*

    • @aceydoesmusic
      @aceydoesmusic 4 года назад +57

      First, we have to understand what ketamine is.

    • @danikalike882
      @danikalike882 4 года назад +2

      @@aceydoesmusic dud.. :D :D

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 4 года назад +5

      Wolf *”or do we?”*

    • @jakeread9668
      @jakeread9668 4 года назад +5

      I didn't really die!

  • @SquareoftheLightOnes
    @SquareoftheLightOnes 4 года назад +287

    >List of hopefully all videos used
    >in no meaningful order
    That's the evilest thing I can imagine.jpg

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +16

      It would be a ton harder to make them in order, like wayyyyy harder

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 4 года назад +1

      @@DataExpungedNull You say that but all the Mind Field episodes are grouped together.

  • @Artist-128
    @Artist-128 Год назад +10

    0:47 The waiter when I ask for obscene amounts of parmesan cheese

  • @worldmetallady
    @worldmetallady 4 года назад +914

    2:38 when your friends gives you control over the watermelon
    Edit: this was meant to be an anti meme

  • @AstraIVagabond
    @AstraIVagabond 4 года назад +260

    Remember how, in that Mind Field episode on Interrogation, the police psychologist and _interrogation expert_ in charge of getting information out of Michael while he was on midazolam pointed out that he was "very strong-willed" and "really believe[d] in what he's doing" to resist her questioning as effectively as he did?
    For the purposes of a test on a show that he didn't even have to pass in the first place?
    *He is in control.*

    • @poankiyu7664
      @poankiyu7664 4 года назад +8

      He is always in control.

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 года назад +17

      He was saying prime numbers for 3 hours straight...
      He is, truly, in control.

  • @kennylux
    @kennylux Год назад +9

    13:00 I've been watching VSauce for a very long time and this is the first time I've ever seen Michael with an angry face expression

  • @Flickeralex
    @Flickeralex 4 года назад +281

    Michael: I mean, it's pretty dark inside my wife
    Us: Excuse us, pretty dark inside your *_WHAT_* ?

  • @agaren9693
    @agaren9693 4 года назад +163

    it's funny because the first clip is literally the intro to one of his videos so it's technically in context but feels out of context lmao

  • @TheEmeraldSword04
    @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +17

    7:33 that says "WOW" in case you're wondering.

  • @countyfacts6920
    @countyfacts6920 4 года назад +368

    "Everyone is scared of something."
    3:38: .......
    Me: Now that.... that sacres me.

    • @applejayz1987
      @applejayz1987 4 года назад +15

      I fear no man... but that... thing... it scares me

    • @llounfox9290
      @llounfox9290 4 года назад +8

      0:21

    • @SugarooLM
      @SugarooLM 3 года назад +4

      S A C R E S ME

    • @qExAi5
      @qExAi5 3 года назад +1

      @@SugarooLM I f e l t s a c r e d

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 года назад

      *Inghe*

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince 4 года назад +150

    He looks and acts more and more like a crazy cult leader, the only difference is that I'd join this cult without thinking twice

  • @Eyedonutno
    @Eyedonutno 3 года назад +22

    1:00, he looks so disappointed.

  • @isaac-ze1ny
    @isaac-ze1ny 4 года назад +384

    Me: Browsing my recommended...
    RUclips: Here you are sir!
    Me: MY LOVE AND JOY OF THIS PLANET!

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +5

      I’m glad you like it 😁

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ 4 года назад

      Hey isaac1214 are you [redacted]

  • @godbroccoli11
    @godbroccoli11 4 года назад +108

    "Everyone is scared of something"
    next clip is just Vsauce playing with a pinwheel
    How terrifying

  • @doublexee
    @doublexee Год назад +2

    This man has too much power.

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 4 года назад +260

    “Get procreating. Please.”
    Wow, didn’t know Vsauce was also my mom

  • @viggo8213
    @viggo8213 4 года назад +133

    Remember when he was still GOING insane, he has acended

  • @idoalittletrolling4867
    @idoalittletrolling4867 3 года назад +8

    I would pay all of the money I ever earn to have him as my teacher. Then fail so I'm always in his class.

  • @MarioPalma-gm3vn
    @MarioPalma-gm3vn 4 года назад +291

    5:43 “Oh nooo! Everything fell apart!”
    Story of my life

  • @peanutcruncher1349
    @peanutcruncher1349 4 года назад +123

    “I learned how to make someone confess to a crime they didn’t commit.”
    _Eats corn_

    • @hagridthetable
      @hagridthetable 4 года назад

      I HAD 50 KGS OF CRACK IN MY CAR IM SO SORRY

  • @galvinvoltag
    @galvinvoltag 4 месяца назад +4

    You put every single video in the description!!!
    You're a hero.

  • @spider3587
    @spider3587 4 года назад +159

    great way to spend new year

  • @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417
    @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417 4 года назад +426

    They're all fine, but I would DIE for context on the last clip

    • @DataExpungedNull
      @DataExpungedNull  4 года назад +141

      If you insist xD it was an episode of mind field where he explored if having people fake a smile by putting a pencil in their mouth made them experience things more positively, and as a whole it did seem to. So if you didn’t like the video, maybe watching it again with a pencil in your mouth might make it seem better

    • @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417
      @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417 4 года назад +32

      @@DataExpungedNull oh, yeah. I remembered that one. Just forgot the ending to it. Gonna be honest, that really caught me off guard.

    • @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417
      @wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417 4 года назад

      @@kyleguajardo no, I was going to Deconstruct Individual Elements

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 4 года назад

      @@wolowolowolowolowolowolowo2417
      Smashing.

    • @quinn7894
      @quinn7894 4 года назад

      Laugh with the pencil...

  • @AG45.
    @AG45. 3 года назад +1

    it is criminally easy to find out of context vsauce clips

  • @Truck--kun
    @Truck--kun 4 года назад +85

    "Am I datable?" followed by "I'm in control"
    that doesn't seem like a healthy relationship..

  • @TomTomTom9146
    @TomTomTom9146 4 года назад +176

    i swear its people like Micheal that turn out the be the crazy crackheads outside the gas staion thats really annoying when he screams philosophical terms, but if he dissapeared it would be wierd because everyone secretly loves him. Please stay crazy Micheal!

  • @dahscreamingeagle3473
    @dahscreamingeagle3473 3 года назад +6

    2:38 hearing vsauce saying "I AM IN CONTROL" while he's holding a melon is just hillarious

  • @halfounceofhell
    @halfounceofhell 4 года назад +915

    nobody:
    everyones dad trying to act cool when youre 6: 2:55