parkourDisney I appreciate you using the entire statement from the quote. A lot of people think Nietzsche was claiming God as dead in joy--in part because they forget about the phrase "...God remains dead. And we have killed him".
Rarely do we get a piece of media that provides content that makes just as much sense out of context as in context. It’s either a gift from god or a curse from Satan. Either way, he’ll yeah
Me: Man Lily said no shipping but it'd really be cool if they got together Lily moments video: Shows Michael and Lily streamed on a bombass sunset lit beach Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@B0risTheBlade so I'm black and the n word has two versions one ends with a the other with a hard r he made a 3d r colored black so its like saying the n word with a highly stressed r. He basically dropped the hard r n-word
Random man in a crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu Reeves: No, *you’re* breathtaking! Michael Reeves: ...mare...ightmare...nightmare...NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Most of these are just as confusing with context, but the one at 2:18 is so good out of context 😂 He just walks into frame with a picture of John Leguizamo and Terry Crews and says “I have no friends”
2:04 "like, what if say you accidentally click the button and you're going to click 'no' but then your buddy yells from outside 'Hey there's a dead body out here' and me being a life long low ganger i go to DAB on the dead. but then i accidentally click the button. *world war 3*" favourite quote
for amazon or for the video. i can give you the second option and maybe the first if i want to waste my time looking up a hentai poster for a stranger.
@@derpywhooves. I found the poster for you! It's from the manga/doujinshi maken-ki! Link: www.amazon.com/-/de/Maken-ki-Fabric-Scroll-Inches-Maken-ki-26/dp/B00SD1EEV4/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=Maken+ki+poster&qid=1589667132&sr=8-2 And the video you saw was this one: ruclips.net/video/hBP-NzOadL0/видео.html
1:25 I can't tell if the second scream is from the electrocution or from the fact that he realized his body has become nothing but a meat puppet for Michael to entertain himself with by making it dab.
My problem is that he sucks at cutting the video. Like on the wubalubadub dead one. The clip should have been "Wubalubadubdub?! You're Wubalubadub dead!" but instead he left in what was said before. You know, the context
Now I realize Michael is the 13 year old version of vsauce who never got help
Cant tell if this is a good insult or an accidental insult
They’re both named Michael. They’re just the same person from two alternate universes aren’t they.
i really don't know what to think it
I cant tell if u actually think he is 13 or not.... this could be a really good insult or just u being oblivious lmao
@@momobobo5430 its a joke lmao
He's literally the walking personification of "For legal reasons this is a joke"
Lmaoooooo
With the exception that he's the not-so indian mafia killing others
for legal reason this is a joke and for you ummm sophisticated viewers, this is not a joke, i just want to see the world burn
*for illegal reasons this is not a joke*
2:23 translation (from Japanese):
"Michael is not very smart."
"My plan is to become the Hokage."
Ayy i was right!!!
Michael: 50% wholesome, 50% “God is dead and we killed him”
100% psycho
Pretty sure he’s gonna be the one to destroy satan
@@mightygerot4427 Satan will never be destroyed
parkourDisney I appreciate you using the entire statement from the quote. A lot of people think Nietzsche was claiming God as dead in joy--in part because they forget about the phrase "...God remains dead. And we have killed him".
Neitzche quotes are metal
I really can't tell if he's a 20 year old or a 13 year old. There's just no in between
Kyuusei both
He has the same knowledge as a smart 30 yr old yet he has the childish nature of an immature 13 yr old. I’m 13 btw
@@V_098 have fun with your innocence while it lasts
@@komencanto haha no 13 year old has innocence, most people lose that shit at 10
@@pxtii0 spoken like a true 13 y/o
Micheal is one German accent and midlife crisis away from being dr doofensmirtz except his inventions get foiled by logic and not a platypus
well maybe a german accent and a failed art school attempt....
@@SphinxTheHero oh god no
@@SphinxTheHero ex fuckin scuse me?
@absolutely nothing out of nothingness plus a gallon of vodka
Wubalubadubdub you’re wubalubadubdead
"I'm Elon Musk of bad ideas, if Elon Musk was a 3ft tall Filipino. And dumb." probably the funniest, and most true statement he's ever given us.
Nonono, there was “hi I’m micheal and I’m a diagnosed psychopath” too
"youtube cut my ad revenue ever since I pranked that orphanage with mustard gas"
I'll fit that description
Had to make it an even 300 likes
@Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious metamphetamine half
As someone who has watched every single video he has ever made, Michael out of context is the exact same as with context.
I know almost the lines from his videos cause I watch them a lot
Kinda like rick and Morty and it's always sunny in Philadelphia, out of context videos are pretty much the same as the show.
Rarely do we get a piece of media that provides content that makes just as much sense out of context as in context. It’s either a gift from god or a curse from Satan. Either way, he’ll yeah
@@Joesgamesntech micheal
can confirm
"it's nighttime but you have Jesus"
"I can't find Jesus"
"I AM JESUS"
Yes.
5:30
nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
that escalated quickly
I need juesus
*E A T M Y B R O W N A S S W I L L*
3:41
oswald wolf same
Lmaoo
@@oswaldwolf7887 WTF MAN SAME
No u
I understood about as much as if i was watching a normal michael reeves video
ey 69 likes
Crackhead
He has a good point
its cause the clips he had in are too long, hes kinda fucking dumb
@@mikeblake2830 if you dont shut up i swear to bts stan ill steal your fuccing virginity, fool
He’s like doofenshmirtz explaining his thinking to perry the platypus but even doof had a grip on reality
But he killed god and murders
Michael is the next step in human evolution
@@halpme2723 your finished you piece of shit you ain't bout that life
Lily is Mykulll's platypus
“RUclips cut my Adsense since I pranked that orphanage with mustard gas”
He had me dying there, like those poor kids
And D-class
@@s.c.p-0796 You shouldn't be here... definitely not on RUclips...oh God no
I mean what are they gonna do, tell their parents
time?
There are three phases in life
"I... cant find jesus..."
"It is night time, but you have jesus"
"I am jesus"
Y E S
Jesus is dead for about 2020 years
@@starr2289 Amen
There is a fourth one JESUS WHANTS A HUG
im at i am jesus
He’s like if a chaotic neutral became even smarter
He's me but has time
Chaotic evil but uses it to fuck around and find out.
neutural evil
He is chaotic evil
@@bluenatas he is
I mean even in context... It's kinda the same
Tru
Razvan Trifu honestly I agree
Yeah why would you piss on a old man's grave?
I don’t think this guy knows what context is anyway
"I put a bluetooth speaker in Elmo's ass... just because"
Tell me thats not fucked out of context
"Because if someone breaks in Wuba Luba Dub Dub you're Wuba Luba Dub Dead"
- Goblin Elon Musk
I feel like most of the likes came because of Goblin Elon Musk
1:55
very angry Goblin Elon Musk
Lol don't compare him to Musk, Michael actually invents things
Goblon Musk*
"The BTS Jimin doll will look great next to the.. communist manifesto!"
"I hate u all equally so i am going to piss of the largest group possible."
This is not out of context this is literally every Michael Reeves intro
Because you called it an intro I’m gonna steal your money
“hi I’m micheal and I’m a diagnosed psychopath”
Best Line Ever-2019
Von - IOS Michael
Why do I believe that so much? Like, I believe he's an ACTUAL diagnosed psychopath?
He should have said self diagnosed
Thank you, I really wouldn’t have heard him say that without your help
I used this Line in My new Collage as My Introduction
6:03 should be Michaels channel trailer
Trueeee
He looks like Tom holland if he was a nerd in highschool with nothing but chaotic energy
With great power comes great stupidity
At 6:55 he actually looks like Peter Parker from a spiderman movie
Fun fact, Michael's older than Tom lol
And he’s also shitty Elon Musk
He is literally Peter Parker and when he rolls his sleeves up he becomes Spiderman
"you have Jesus!"
"I can't find Jesus"
*"I am Jesus"*
So much jesus
*Jesus* stop XDDDD
Simply character development
@@Real_Igor044
Stop it papa Jesus it's hurting me
The 3 stages of grief
5:02 that delivery guy must of had the laugh of a lifetime after hearing michel say "oh fuck the packages came" as he was leaving
Michael and LIly: *start dating*
Both of their fanbase: 1:01
Me: Man Lily said no shipping but it'd really be cool if they got together
Lily moments video: Shows Michael and Lily streamed on a bombass sunset lit beach
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lol
My New Account they said they wanted to make it as obvious as possible, to the point where it was annoying to everyone else in the otv house
1:13
Also when mykull joined otv
He is the whitest Filipino I have ever seen.
The more white we get the more chaotic energy we get
@@beans5560 as a filipino I can confirm
well he is half white
Amy Chen half filipinos are the purest forms of chaotic energy. Can confirm as a half filipino half kangaroo
I would like this but ya know... I can’t do that
“youtube cut my ad sense ever since i pranked that orphanage with mustard gas”
michael reeves 2018
Other scientists: you can’t do that that’s not nice
Michael: haha tazer go brzt brzt
"LASIK eye surgery? I did that 3 years ago. Hell, i even made the machine using pizza boxes"
Michael, probably
Hes not a scientist.
“Since i pranked that orphanage with mustard gas”. Lmao
john appleseed
time?
@@mooshuroom 1:50
1:13 I am genuinely so impressed by this noise
Reminded me of the video of the frog screaming.
I love his sence of humor it's so over the top and he doesn't apologize it's the best
Maybe you'd like GrayStillPlays
*Sense
@@s.c.p-0796 calm the fuck down dude
@@thejokestersquad3686 r/woosh
@@lorekeeper685 r/itswooooshwith4os
nobody:
michael reeves pranking his grandma with his white phosphorous collection:
Where are the tactical nukes
666 likes, hello Satan
Micheal Paul: *urinates on a dead man’s grave*
2:22 "Me no smart. Me wanna be Hokage."
are you tired of your alcoholism being boring, n manageable n shi
I go down the comment section and he just says yhe same thing as whats in the comment section this is wonderful!
Killer Tails12 literally same that was so spooky
I’m stealing both of your credentials
haha, funny, i should go get a beer
If Rick from Rick and Morty was a 13-year-old-looking millenial with questionable self-preservation instincts.
HES TINY RIIICK
Kronk's Stronk Stonks "I'm not an alcoholic... yet"
but what if i told you, that he is fucking 22 years old (i thought he was in high school or sth but goddamn)
If his voice was replaced by Justin roiland, I wouldn’t doubt it if someone said these were actual quotes from the show
Millennials are before 95 after that' it's gen z. So he is gen z
0:46 that’s more of a terror skreech than a laugh
*Ding Ding*
michael the type of guy to get friendzoned by his mom
I sure hope that's everyone
@@cowgoRAWR30 yeah.. If not then its some weirdass family...
*banjo music stops*
*_Somethings wrong I can feel it_*
He’s lucky he has a mom and a friend
"where you can sit down and look at your bts shrine."
"..."
"Stan army"
"What's bts?"
"Yup."
Eh? Almost 1K Likes Yet No Replies?!?!?!
@@anthonynunez409 I'm that good
1:13 *iron mans gauntlet lights up*
"I'm Elon Musk of bad ideas, if Elon Musk was a 3 foot tall Pilipino, and dumb."
-Michael Reeves
*Filipino
Filipino = english spelling
Pilipino = tagalog spelling
Justin Nowaczynski i whispered pilipino and my dog went off barking
@@nickkk9076 No its definitely "pilipino"
Pilipino 😂
Nobody:
Germany in 1938: 0:21
Germany in 1918: 1:49
@@lukebh1338 I know, i was more talking about their use of mustard and chlorine gas in World War I
LukeBH13 Shut up racist.
Diego Gonzalez hey stop being racist
@@diegogonzalez5273 what did he say that was racist? It's common knowledge that Serbia caused WW1 by killing Franz Ferdinand of Austria
This is the first time I've ever heard of this guy.
I'm scared.
*you should be*
@@thebetaman beat me to it
Thy shall fear the dark lord Reeves
Or he shall smite thy with a ball of lightning
He is funny in a scary way
@@halpme2723 scary in a funny way
I'm a black man and the hard R joke had me dying so fast.
I dont get it :/
@@randomrecruit he 3d printed a literal R. Then he dropped it. It's a N word joke.
Ima white, russian guy, living in New Zealand. I need context lol
@@B0risTheBlade so I'm black and the n word has two versions one ends with a the other with a hard r he made a 3d r colored black so its like saying the n word with a highly stressed r. He basically dropped the hard r n-word
@@kay-ly2ro that is still a little confusing but i get the gist. thank you kindly :D
7:06 basically every parent ever
*Holy shit you are so right*
It can’t be any more relatable
Yup
Woah
"don't worry, it's gonna get a lot worse"
*_*T A Z E R_**
2:33 that one dude just vibing tho
*Draw me like one of your French girls*
This is fine
_That will pass electricity through your heart_
**Smirks**
Hes either too quiet or too loud
There's never an in between
To be honest, his videos are basically already "Michael reeves out of context, but with this videos stupid idea"
When it’s Michael there’s never context that makes it better
A wise man once said, “There is a fine line between genus and insanity. Michael snorted that line.”
"Why are you writing a list of names?"
Quiet kid: 0:14
Proffessional Fricktard school shooter jokes are boring as shit
@@enbybunny9940 what is your purpose?
- Light Jagami in a nutshell
As the quiet kid I agree we dont use guns guns are for cowards we use knifes
most of the time i cant tell if he's insane or he's like a hidden genius
Both
Yes
Im willing to bet my life on both of those things
both
Yes
“Hi I am Michael and I’m a diagonsed psychopath”
Me: nice
Diagnosed *
1:55 If someone breaks in, you wubalubadubdub
You're wubalubadub DEAD.
No need context, the word speaks for itself.
What is the original video
@@francoredstone4799 its titled "I had a twitterbot decorate my room" or something
@@compute5215 too late,I found it by myself,but thank you
i played this while my mom used the Ketel and she thought the water was done: 1:13
rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kettle
My music Acc same thing
@@swuapi7401 no
WWWRRRAAÆ
0:47 had me rolling for no reason
0:26 He mentioned he used to work for the Hawaiin government.
Hmmm...I wonder now.
Knowing Michael, he was probably a hitman
@@AuroraVeil_ Maybe he supplied a resistance.
Maybe he pranked Hawaii with a missile
Trust me, in context, this makes even less sense.
5:29 armys in 60 years reminiscing about the good old days
"RUclips cut my ad sens sens- sense i pranked that orphanage with mustard gas"-Michael Reeves
In Micheal's case this format doesn't work because with context it's actually way worse lmao
*Down here we got my bean collection*
deddd
8:08 his comedic timing is just fuckin beautiful
8:10 Michael to Lily
Are you a jojo reference?
Haha joio
Lily scared again
i feel like that's something he's actually said to her
So valid question is michael reeves the demonic half of keanu reeves?
Ones a ball of hate and anger
The other is the nicest man in Hollywood
Random man in a crowd: You’re breathtaking!
Keanu Reeves: No, *you’re* breathtaking!
Michael Reeves: ...mare...ightmare...nightmare...NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
@@isacestend3843 Michael Reeves doesn't say that
He yells crackhead
4:23 When Rick Sanchez turns himself into a pickle
Funniest shit I've ever seen
“I’m just going to keep opening sh*t and *oh here’s a bible* ”
it’s actually kinda stupid how funny he is
It is scary
1:13 I think I just found my new favorite bodily sound.
It's like if the worlds smallest demon stubbed its toe.
this man looks like a mix of Tom Holand and Jackie Chen.
Im sorry.
You're right
You're right tho
You’re goddamn right.
No, you've got a point.
no, no- you've got a point
I won’t lie this is a nicely made vid
*i feel like he’s going to poison the water supply with red bull*
This video should've been called:-
*Michael Reeves in a Nut Shell* .
Wait nut has a shell
@@L4mp15 it’s lunch time
4:23 when your interviewer tells a bad joke but you really need the job
2:23 When he said “🈵🈳🈲, 🈯️🈹”, I felt that.
I know it’s a joke, but it literally means
“Micheal is stupid”
“I’m going to be the fourth Hokage”
8:53 "Remember to stay cool, stay in school and smoke crack" thanks, I'd love to but this quarantine is stopping me so I guess I'll have to be a loser
Most of these are just as confusing with context, but the one at 2:18 is so good out of context 😂
He just walks into frame with a picture of John Leguizamo and Terry Crews and says “I have no friends”
Will: What is BTS?
Michael: **sadness noise**
Happiness noises*
2:04
"like, what if say you accidentally click the button and you're going to click 'no' but then your buddy yells from outside 'Hey there's a dead body out here' and me being a life long low ganger i go to DAB on the dead. but then i accidentally click the button. *world war 3*"
favourite quote
I’m an engineer, so I solve P R O B L E M S.
3:22 is the best one out of context
0:55 That rod extended like it was my dad ripping his belt out to beat me.
Pixelatid more like every teenage boy’s penis when a video includes a pornstar.
FUNNY!
You have a dad?
6:19 if anyone can even get a sauce for that you sir, are a legend
for amazon or for the video. i can give you the second option and maybe the first if i want to waste my time looking up a hentai poster for a stranger.
Yes
@@ungezoockt my dog wants the video link
@@user-wf1yv4ko9y That's the video link: ruclips.net/video/hBP-NzOadL0/видео.html
@@derpywhooves. I found the poster for you! It's from the manga/doujinshi maken-ki! Link: www.amazon.com/-/de/Maken-ki-Fabric-Scroll-Inches-Maken-ki-26/dp/B00SD1EEV4/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=Maken+ki+poster&qid=1589667132&sr=8-2
And the video you saw was this one: ruclips.net/video/hBP-NzOadL0/видео.html
1:25 I can't tell if the second scream is from the electrocution or from the fact that he realized his body has become nothing but a meat puppet for Michael to entertain himself with by making it dab.
Michael might as well turned him into a sentient flesh brick for all eternity
How did you appear in my recommended? Lmao
It’s amazing though.
Michael I mean,
Jus' lucky, I guess...
Plot twist: it’s actally worse when you here the clips in-context
He is Chaotic, but I can't tell if he's Evil or just Neutral.
Nah, he's chaotic chaotic
Evil.
Just chaotic
nah he's not evil he's probably a psychopath
Severe lack of him calling people "buddy" and "crackhead"
"Just maximize pain and hope they hit the floor."
Everytime I see a thumbnail with Michael in it I click on it out of fear that he will know I havent viewed it.
Didn’t know Tom Holland has a RUclips channel
Funny comment i would like but its at 69 so im not gonna ruin it
In my solid opinion, quite a solid video. And also who cares if hes "stealing clips" when hes not making money off this?
Fitz hvh piss off
FROSTS Kahuna There are now ads on this video
I bet like 90% of the people watching this video have already watched the videos on his channels
@@PenguinTheSecond haha yea, hopefully
My problem is that he sucks at cutting the video. Like on the wubalubadub dead one. The clip should have been "Wubalubadubdub?! You're Wubalubadub dead!" but instead he left in what was said before. You know, the context
1:13 Michael really sounds like the frog from the "I think i found my new favorite bodily sound"
I never thought this man will have a girlfriend
Never heard of this guy, now I want to know everything about him
Bea Johnson Leave now before it’s too late
Na you really shouldn't unless you wanna lose brain cells
Don't worry he'll probably taze you before you know it's him
It's certainly worth it even though he uploads 2 times every 5 years
The fact that even with context every part of his videos feel like they are out of context. Amazing
why this came up when i searched "virgin" in youtube
Oh yea its michael...
Not anymore lmao
Kyle Bricky
We don’t know that yet dude
@@TheShrewdMonarch tru
V sauce, Michael here
Micheal got chad energy now
I love how this man is actually incredibly smart to be able to program and build all of this, Yet he just uses it to torture his friends and himself
My only problem with this video is that it implies that Micheal HAS context in the first place