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  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober 4 года назад +128633

    You owe me a brand deal.

  • @AI--wl3kd
    @AI--wl3kd 4 года назад +6544

    Michael: Don't send me your crappy robot ideas
    Amazon: What if...

  • @friendlyneighborhoodmango6894
    @friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 4 года назад +8318

    I bet the “poor guy at the marketing team” was just a huge fan and really wanted Michael to make another trigger-me-elmo-type-video, but had to find a way to keep it professional and business related.

    • @Joseph-ms3iq
      @Joseph-ms3iq 4 года назад +347

      mad respect to that dude

    • @willmatzkavlogs7031
      @willmatzkavlogs7031 4 года назад +150

      Sssssssshhhhhhhh
      Don't tell them our secrets

    • @whatsgoinon99
      @whatsgoinon99 4 года назад +4

      Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING.
      ..
      ruclips.net/video/yuDcn_99hHE/видео.html&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 4 года назад +34

      @@whatsgoinon99 and?

    • @bubbaturps394
      @bubbaturps394 4 года назад +35

      @@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...

  • @Gerbsert
    @Gerbsert 2 года назад +4036

    the fact that this show is such an apt satire of modern corporate conglomorates and their facades of friendliness and yet it is made by motherfucking amazon is so hilarious i dont know how to feel about it

    • @SWProductions100
      @SWProductions100 2 года назад +260

      I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful.
      But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 2 года назад +28

      Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off.
      Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.

    • @catwastaken5018
      @catwastaken5018 Год назад

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK

    • @priestoffern1608
      @priestoffern1608 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@SWProductions100”Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead” - Disco elysium

    • @BigBrezzy
      @BigBrezzy 23 дня назад

      @@priestoffern1608One of my favorite quotes by Mr. Elysium

  • @lolkecks1951
    @lolkecks1951 4 года назад +11449

    Amazon: "recreate the laser baby scene!"
    Michael: "N-No I can‘t ju-"
    Amazon: "CUT. YOUR. FRIENDS. IN. HALF."

  • @kenneth4181
    @kenneth4181 4 года назад +7757

    I love how this whole thing is an ad. Top Tier.

    • @vandalia540
      @vandalia540 4 года назад +45

      I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like

    • @ashleyshere302
      @ashleyshere302 4 года назад +11

      It's pretty epic

    • @gummypoppa
      @gummypoppa 4 года назад +34

      if only all ads were this entertaining and funny

    • @praumat744
      @praumat744 4 года назад +8

      @@gummypoppa japan

    • @neosean9984
      @neosean9984 4 года назад +9

      A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!

  • @FirstnameLastname-ul4hr
    @FirstnameLastname-ul4hr 4 года назад +4328

    robbers robbing a bank: "EVERYONE ON THE GROUND"
    Michael: *violently shakes laser baby*

    • @chims7232
      @chims7232 4 года назад +33

      michael : *violently shakes baby*

    • @blauzahn4212
      @blauzahn4212 4 года назад +3

      First name Last name nice name

    • @TxBzSpectral
      @TxBzSpectral 4 года назад +1

      @@chims7232 his was funnier ngl

    • @taicunmusic
      @taicunmusic 4 года назад

      Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,,
      ,

    • @jungleaxe8102
      @jungleaxe8102 4 года назад

      IM DEAD LOL

  • @dragonflyer9964
    @dragonflyer9964 2 года назад +1050

    Ironically I think this was the best promotional video I’ve ever seen. Better than if someone were to take it seriously LMAO

  • @Lunerai
    @Lunerai 4 года назад +2917

    “Do not shake child. You must drop kick orphans.” -Sun Tzu The art of war

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 4 года назад +73

      The third worst thing that happen to those orphans

    • @turb0870
      @turb0870 4 года назад +12

      @@Wulk 2nd worst

    • @blankedout1862
      @blankedout1862 4 года назад +40

      Turb0
      no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen.
      Get it right.

    • @jonathangillooly9361
      @jonathangillooly9361 4 года назад +36

      Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch

    • @JadeAleman
      @JadeAleman 4 года назад +6

      @@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together

  • @MaxFosh
    @MaxFosh 4 года назад +74629

    I'm laughing at the idea that this is going to be played in marketing meetings around the world as an example of 'perfect brand integration'

  • @MonochromaticScale
    @MonochromaticScale 4 года назад +4936

    Amazon: Sponsors Michael to do dangerous things with a laser
    Michael: Shake the baby-
    Amazon: REMOVE THIS AT ONCE

    • @dilenic4367
      @dilenic4367 4 года назад +88

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @triettran1114
      @triettran1114 4 года назад +32

      Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @t0pno7ch33
      @t0pno7ch33 4 года назад +19

      @@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jackdaw7792
      @jackdaw7792 4 года назад +18

      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR

    • @notreal5826
      @notreal5826 4 года назад +10

      BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD

  • @idkwhyimevenhere
    @idkwhyimevenhere 2 года назад +1243

    Michael saying " Shut up neighbor dog, I'll eat you. " Is pure bliss

  • @theshadowking402
    @theshadowking402 4 года назад +3094

    I love how he shakes the baby like he’s starting up a lawn mower

  • @tapitaboi5754
    @tapitaboi5754 4 года назад +10643

    I love how amazon sponsored Michael Reeves, the guy who has made fun of their delivery speed like a billion times

  • @ojoface208
    @ojoface208 4 года назад +2079

    _"both a man addicted to potatos, and cocaine have quoted me"_
    -Sun Tzu, in the art of war

  • @KarmaCadet
    @KarmaCadet Год назад +512

    shake activated laser baby is the most horrific thing i've seen in a while. well done sir

  • @jjmoon1874
    @jjmoon1874 4 года назад +2188

    "Do not shake a child"
    Michael: i missed the part where that's my problem

  • @nether4348
    @nether4348 4 года назад +2940

    Mykull is the only one I would watch a 10-minute ad for.

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад +4

      i made a real baby ruclips.net/video/lEPfB3-sVww/видео.html

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад +12

      @Sea u my friend need to up ur pull out game

    • @evelynexuma1699
      @evelynexuma1699 4 года назад +1

      Get sponsor block the extension
      From the chrome web store your welcome enjoy

    • @evelynexuma1699
      @evelynexuma1699 4 года назад +1

      RUclips Vanced has sponsor block now
      Double welcome

    • @morganphillips8609
      @morganphillips8609 4 года назад

      SIMP

  • @BigManBilliam
    @BigManBilliam 4 года назад +2823

    Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby

    • @zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998
      @zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 4 года назад +53

      originally it would've been done by a roomba

    • @Hllysfkpln
      @Hllysfkpln 4 года назад +79

      No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_

    • @TheSebuka
      @TheSebuka 4 года назад +15

      bold of them asuming he has friends

    • @fronkschilling7733
      @fronkschilling7733 4 года назад +10

      Anything’s possible when your a crackhead

    • @Xlord-756
      @Xlord-756 4 года назад +1

      Malk

  • @captainboathands6124
    @captainboathands6124 3 года назад +515

    Dude… that few second sequence where your drawing turned into physical parts was slick as hell. Had to watch it a few times.

    • @speedwagon1824
      @speedwagon1824 5 месяцев назад

      Where does that happen

    • @monkeyman4346
      @monkeyman4346 5 месяцев назад

      @@speedwagon18242:52

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@speedwagon1824at 2:53

  • @questionably_xavier9177
    @questionably_xavier9177 4 года назад +1760

    “Oh no I’m under attack”
    *vigorously shakes baby

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 4 года назад +1781

    "The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves, or LASER for short"
    "Wait"

    • @celeste1129
      @celeste1129 4 года назад +37

      Underrated

    • @ubberJakerz
      @ubberJakerz 4 года назад +29

      He glossed over that joke so fast

    • @moralistically7336
      @moralistically7336 4 года назад

      Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.ruclips.net/video/iOAzA2uG73g/видео.html

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 4 года назад +2

      @@moralistically7336 ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @raynejaso1414
      @raynejaso1414 4 года назад +1

      @@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you

  • @Dr.Feelsbad
    @Dr.Feelsbad 4 года назад +2716

    "This is gonna be a weird video"
    That's... why I'm here.

  • @HoneyRabbitt
    @HoneyRabbitt Год назад +91

    2 years later and the scene where Michael shakes the baby violently and then shines it into someone’s eyes still makes me cry

  • @MrUnderpaidGamers
    @MrUnderpaidGamers 4 года назад +1501

    Imagine his neighbors just watching him cut open a babies head. Then light it on fire and laugh. Good video though

    • @bunkerbois4624
      @bunkerbois4624 4 года назад +1

      Whamett wow i need to do that too.........

    • @lukestoolbox
      @lukestoolbox 4 года назад +1

      probably the most normal thing he's ever done ;)

    • @SemiO11
      @SemiO11 4 года назад

      Dang that pfp is familiar

    • @bunkerbois4624
      @bunkerbois4624 4 года назад

      There we go

    • @MrUnderpaidGamers
      @MrUnderpaidGamers 4 года назад

      Elastic Opossum maybe you are one of my many subscribers

  • @enozanzx
    @enozanzx 4 года назад +6530

    Title : How to make 9+ mins ads with 99% engagement rate.

    • @lescitrons
      @lescitrons 4 года назад +233

      It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment

    • @Joel-ze1xr
      @Joel-ze1xr 4 года назад +43

      I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao

    • @Joel-ze1xr
      @Joel-ze1xr 4 года назад +35

      Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind

    • @WeSkateBad
      @WeSkateBad 4 года назад +23

      Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.

    • @quackersnail656
      @quackersnail656 4 года назад +7

      @@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen

  • @PlaneBoy2520
    @PlaneBoy2520 4 года назад +486

    The fact that this video is monetized with double ads just warms my heart.

    • @sagesy9774
      @sagesy9774 4 года назад +1

      Its not being recommended I feel like it got around 3 mil views in 24 hrs and its been what 2 days and he is still at 5

    • @Nugzillius
      @Nugzillius 4 года назад

      @@sagesy9774 it is recomended for me but people dont alwayd watch evert recomended video

    • @PolitelyStoned
      @PolitelyStoned 4 года назад +1

      It warms us all

    • @ajb6017
      @ajb6017 4 года назад

      The disclaimers from amazon helped lmao

    • @MatiseQ.
      @MatiseQ. 4 года назад

      It has 4 ads now by me

  • @aristired6252
    @aristired6252 Год назад +87

    Can we talk about how Michael created and told a full narrative with proper set up and pay off all on the central theme of “deception” in a 9-minute RUclips video about making a laser baby? The script writing is always fantastic and I don’t feel like it’s recognized a lot. Script writing is a ton of work, and it doesn’t go unappreciated. Also, obviously, the delivery, editing and execution were also great as always:)

  • @dakhoista2486
    @dakhoista2486 4 года назад +758

    “Do not shake a child”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @doctor.d.r7280
    @doctor.d.r7280 4 года назад +4782

    “Dude, Michael Reeves quoted me” -Sun Tzu _The Art of War_

  • @FootyBits
    @FootyBits 4 года назад +4074

    Imagine trying to rob Michael and he just starts shaking a baby.

    • @patrioticwhitemail9119
      @patrioticwhitemail9119 4 года назад +56

      Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that

    • @22doubleU
      @22doubleU 4 года назад +48

      its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @sdmlol6553
      @sdmlol6553 4 года назад +3

      Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol

    • @dontreadmypicture698
      @dontreadmypicture698 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ppb8Mh6MWlk/видео.html juice wrld clone woow

  • @lavender2293
    @lavender2293 2 года назад +38

    7:37 Metal Gear Solid death scream. 👌

  • @stratussoup
    @stratussoup 4 года назад +1280

    You'd think he'd learn not to underestimate compressed air

  • @HappyHog11
    @HappyHog11 4 года назад +3809

    “This is gonna be a weird video”
    Yes because the anti-tomato machine, taser-tag, racist Elmo and screaming roombas were all so normal

  • @alexanders2669
    @alexanders2669 4 года назад +2232

    Amazon: Makes a show where bisecting people using a baby as an unwilling weapon is okay
    Michael: shake fake baby
    Amazon: *N O*

    • @uncleterry9179
      @uncleterry9179 4 года назад +26

      It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”

    • @Dokattak
      @Dokattak 4 года назад +4

      x3 so shake harder?

    • @magicalmidnight8083
      @magicalmidnight8083 4 года назад +4

      michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby "
      amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "

  • @kingconrad4577
    @kingconrad4577 2 года назад +3

    6:40 the way he just aggressivly shakes it to the beat of the Music is amazing

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 4 года назад +4389

    His face during the deep paternal instincts - that's a dad right there

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +71

      its ok gingerpale i have plenty of children to spare if you want

    • @stickmanonastick6089
      @stickmanonastick6089 4 года назад +12

      Hey look: another person who lit a baby on fire!
      *that sounds terrible out of context...*

    • @cookedbread393
      @cookedbread393 4 года назад +20

      Whilst profusely dancing to a burning baby, he’s a real father

    • @extracold444
      @extracold444 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @nayraa6820
      @nayraa6820 4 года назад +3

      hi there fellow canadian 🇨🇦

  • @Dumshine
    @Dumshine 4 года назад +1408

    Michael: "I'm sorry"
    Also Michael: *burns baby with baby*

  • @gameovervirus2384
    @gameovervirus2384 4 года назад +2222

    Michael being absolutely disgusted is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад

      i made a real baby ruclips.net/video/lEPfB3-sVww/видео.html

    • @griffinwhite6066
      @griffinwhite6066 4 года назад +1

      it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting

    • @Fishcrab
      @Fishcrab 4 года назад +5

      So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @therealnat1
      @therealnat1 4 года назад +6

      SmellyMonkey shut up

    • @iamironyman8336
      @iamironyman8336 4 года назад +4

      @@smellymg no

  • @orion10x10
    @orion10x10 2 года назад +13

    I'm going to need a whole playlist of what Micheal listens to "Mantra by Kaz Moon" is soooo good

    • @oscarwasntavailable
      @oscarwasntavailable 6 месяцев назад

      i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 4 года назад +2791

    Now not just the viewers are giving him bad ideas, now the sponsors are

    • @teguhprawira3808
      @teguhprawira3808 4 года назад +15

      HAHAHHA

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад

      i made a real baby ruclips.net/video/lEPfB3-sVww/видео.html

    • @jacksonrankin5076
      @jacksonrankin5076 4 года назад +9

      this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them

    • @Junekiri_rai
      @Junekiri_rai 4 года назад +1

      Get on the bandwagon choo cho

    • @halfdemented
      @halfdemented 4 года назад +10

      I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 4 года назад +1640

    "Shake the baby"
    "and it will have a small seizure to indicate that it's working."
    Yep, sounds about right.

    • @FuriousBowl
      @FuriousBowl 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Barnette the girls

    • @m4riel
      @m4riel 4 года назад

      Feel old yet?

    • @starspangledrage5417
      @starspangledrage5417 4 года назад

      I is the 666 like

    • @user-ou4nk6jp2z
      @user-ou4nk6jp2z 4 года назад

      *Prepare the unborn child for war.*

    • @kokopaii
      @kokopaii 4 года назад

      @@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away

  • @CantThinkOfAName1
    @CantThinkOfAName1 4 года назад +2284

    It’s all fun and games till Micheal accidentally leaves the baby in his room and doesn’t wake up

  • @grogurt3956
    @grogurt3956 3 года назад +51

    I can just imagine Michael saying in his head “ OK baby Seizure time.”

  • @RackaApps
    @RackaApps 4 года назад +2264

    Amazon CEO: "Who's paying for this?"
    Marketing team: YES

    • @Erik-bw9pp
      @Erik-bw9pp 4 года назад +1

      Legit Plays yes

    • @colinbalfour1834
      @colinbalfour1834 4 года назад +3

      *Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao

    • @hippolyte5248
      @hippolyte5248 4 года назад +9

      you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice

    • @robertthekingofmars499
      @robertthekingofmars499 4 года назад +2

      "it's me Dio from the marketing team"

    • @YeetLord666
      @YeetLord666 4 года назад +8

      @@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 4 года назад +14598

    This is the greatest promotional video of all time, without a doubt.

  • @remwastaken
    @remwastaken 4 года назад +826

    "remove "as you would a normal children". Either cut, or we can try to push and find a way to add a disclaimer on screen or pause that "Disclaimer: Do not take that advice. Do not shake a child."" is the funniest email i've ever read

  • @YamiNoDaisuke
    @YamiNoDaisuke 2 года назад +8

    Lol, Michael just predicted how The Boys season 3 ended up, with Soldier Boy finding out Homelander is his son but still continues to try to kill him because of an agreement he made.

  • @nibgib
    @nibgib 4 года назад +1805

    Michael is like a cross between your fun Uncle, the weird neighbours kid and the smart kid at school

    • @ProjectWander
      @ProjectWander 4 года назад +27

      That's weirdly accurate

    • @soham6769
      @soham6769 4 года назад +1

      That is surprisingly accurate

    • @eveer4876
      @eveer4876 4 года назад +10

      you forgot the kid that swears like a drunken sailor

    • @w.7118
      @w.7118 4 года назад +1

      he is all of our fun uncles, weird neighbours kid, and the smark kid. He is all of them, he just disguises himself

    • @beratedbandit5196
      @beratedbandit5196 4 года назад +1

      it's perfect

  • @thepufferfish8116
    @thepufferfish8116 4 года назад +1607

    Not even Pennywise was this creative.
    Or scary.

  • @jasonfajerman8106
    @jasonfajerman8106 4 года назад +1619

    When he starts his video with “this is gonna be a weird video” but all his videos are weird videos, You know it’s gonna be good.

  • @jlukethe3rd947
    @jlukethe3rd947 2 года назад +11

    The two enemies: Gets in cover. Micheal: SHAKES BABY INTENSLY

  • @SmashedHatProject
    @SmashedHatProject 4 года назад +2693

    Looking forward to the sequel: Taser Baby!

  • @bountymick4208
    @bountymick4208 4 года назад +946

    “When the world needed him most”
    “He appeared”

    • @kowelao
      @kowelao 4 года назад +1

      LOL SO TRUE HAHAHAHA

    • @whenthe2209
      @whenthe2209 4 года назад +1

      yes he has come

    • @bountymick4208
      @bountymick4208 4 года назад +1

      @@whenthe2209 that’s what she said

    • @chulkyy
      @chulkyy 3 года назад +1

      he dissappeared again

    • @godricheir
      @godricheir 3 года назад +4

      @PoorlyAgedThings

  • @J-bar3405
    @J-bar3405 3 года назад +2338

    He yells at the neighbor's dog for barking and says I'll eat you while he's holding a baby that can fire lasers from its eyes

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 3 года назад +47

      *shaking for lasers required

    • @type1hero146
      @type1hero146 3 года назад +17

      This comment actively made me laugh out loud in my living room

    • @blanketzombie2027
      @blanketzombie2027 3 года назад +8

      typical day for crackhead elon musk

    • @JRH9468
      @JRH9468 2 года назад +9

      Convenient cooking

  • @Yeaboi2169
    @Yeaboi2169 3 месяца назад +6

    "F*ckin diabolical!" - Billy Butcher

  • @theatreman3771
    @theatreman3771 4 года назад +3904

    Michael:
    Drills baby's eyes out
    Makes exploding blood packets
    Points lasers at people's eyes
    Lights baby on fire
    Amazon: M'kay.
    Michael: Shakes the baby-
    Amazon: DO NOT SHAKE CHILD TELL THE CONSUMERS NOT TO SHAKE CHILD

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 4 года назад +158

      **CONSUME THE CHILD**

    • @fim-43redeye31
      @fim-43redeye31 4 года назад +23

      all about legal concerns

    • @quu1
      @quu1 4 года назад +7

      This is getting likes by the second

    • @pinguin00o73
      @pinguin00o73 4 года назад +3

      This is a "do not shake the baby" meme.

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 4 года назад +2

      @Kaiser Wilhelm I hope you're joking. If Alex Jones is supposed to be a political figure then I am Donald Trump. The dudes a fuckin nutcase.

  • @ashadeofstupid1329
    @ashadeofstupid1329 4 года назад +2712

    This laser baby reminds me of that scene from "The Boys".

  • @blue_leader_5756
    @blue_leader_5756 4 года назад +2044

    I want to meet the business exec who sent him the email saying “Do not shake a child” What a legend

  • @bankrupt3am932
    @bankrupt3am932 2 года назад +6

    Just saw the baby in episode 5. This is some next level foreshadowing.

  • @impulse6436
    @impulse6436 4 года назад +711

    RUclips: Demonetizes video
    Michael: gets Amazon as a Sponsor

    • @Anidiot69
      @Anidiot69 4 года назад +4

      Uno reverse card

  • @Bee-bup
    @Bee-bup 4 года назад +1348

    “Aaand... what’re the RUclipsr’s initials?”
    “M.R.”
    “Got it. Mark Rober, right?”
    “Yeah.”
    *sends to Michael Reeves*

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 4 года назад +35

      Mark rober is a high class version of michael Reeves

    • @gerardogarza8849
      @gerardogarza8849 4 года назад +47

      @@senajabeen1076 the sane version some might say

    • @popcornenthusiast
      @popcornenthusiast 4 года назад +23

      To be fair Mark Rober is just Michael Reeves with standards

    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 4 года назад +1

      @@gerardogarza8849 there is no such thing as being sane

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 4 года назад +2

      Mark Rober is just a sane michael
      canada!

  • @artholypsia7084
    @artholypsia7084 4 года назад +2493

    Amazon: sends a free gift to Michael
    Michael: *burns it*

  • @kolehansen5975
    @kolehansen5975 6 месяцев назад +7

    Him lazer babying his friends eyes and saying “fuck off” so calmly will always make me laugh

  • @abigailment
    @abigailment 4 года назад +1387

    Amazon: A gory show for someone with dry humor!
    Michael: shake the baby
    Amazon: do NOT shake the BABY

    • @r0kavii
      @r0kavii 4 года назад +3

      do not the baby

    • @DoobeeKind
      @DoobeeKind 4 года назад

      AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY
      Baby: *wAAaAa*

    • @sealy009
      @sealy009 3 года назад

      im gonna do the baby

  • @フミヅキ-s8m
    @フミヅキ-s8m 4 года назад +2573

    The fact that they were throwing stuff like 'laser your friends' into the talking point makes me almost wonder if they didn't fully realize that you aren't just a CGI channel...

    • @bizzarebigfoot9859
      @bizzarebigfoot9859 4 года назад +52

      Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 4 года назад +18

      @Bio punk Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.

    • @KoltVEVO
      @KoltVEVO 4 года назад +2

      Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 4 года назад +2

      @@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously.
      But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".

    • @conorking331
      @conorking331 4 года назад

      @@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?

  • @user-jq4jq5qd4m
    @user-jq4jq5qd4m 4 года назад +1744

    “Shut up neighbor dog”
    _”I’ll eat you”_
    *Hardest cough of my existence*

    • @user-jq4jq5qd4m
      @user-jq4jq5qd4m 4 года назад +15

      4:53
      The scene

    • @Tof_u
      @Tof_u 4 года назад +17

      Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭

    • @nethermore2946
      @nethermore2946 4 года назад +8

      Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs

    • @simplyandrei1877
      @simplyandrei1877 4 года назад

      @@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol

    • @nethermore2946
      @nethermore2946 4 года назад

      @@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either

  • @atom2245
    @atom2245 2 года назад +14

    10/10 acting
    6:24

  • @krownzee4439
    @krownzee4439 4 года назад +2696

    remember sid from toy story ? yeah, this is him now

  • @mayayayz
    @mayayayz 4 года назад +810

    Amazon: We want you to make a laser child of destruction
    Micheal: *Lowkey just makes complicated laser tag*

    • @rosubogdan7876
      @rosubogdan7876 4 года назад +6

      Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG*
      Someone: why?
      Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???

  • @Main_Sax
    @Main_Sax 4 года назад +7564

    Amazon must have paid him a lot of money, considering he actually met the deadline for it.

    • @stratboi3390
      @stratboi3390 4 года назад +51

      True

    • @maxwelldevries1821
      @maxwelldevries1821 4 года назад +125

      Could be that being a new steamer doesn't net him enough revenue so when amazon gave a deal he sped through with such an amazing and big sponsor so that he'd get more sponsorships like this in the future

    • @Rakkoonn
      @Rakkoonn 4 года назад +92

      ​@@maxwelldevries1821 I'm pretty sure he does earn enough, but it's not every day you can get such a cool sponsorship.

    • @12mRicky
      @12mRicky 4 года назад +55

      And it was a shit load less work then what he usually makes, probably more time in production than actually making the laser baby

    • @blankf
      @blankf 4 года назад +22

      he missed the original deadline lol, i think it was meant to be out last weekend

  • @forbidden_muffin
    @forbidden_muffin 2 года назад +2

    The first vid i watched from him, and he makes an ad deal worth a watch. Kudos, Michael

  • @thisjoman
    @thisjoman 4 года назад +3614

    *"this is gonna be a weird video"*
    like there is a normal one in this channel
    edit: let's support michael by downloading the app
    edit2: yes michael is not standing beside me threatening me with tazer

  • @karliskalvans8739
    @karliskalvans8739 3 года назад +1511

    "Ah, sorry guys i took the year off"

    • @snailwt
      @snailwt 3 года назад +19

      he’s working on a video

    • @TMoneyTennis69
      @TMoneyTennis69 3 года назад +54

      @@snailwt “working” on a new video

    • @mitekid
      @mitekid 3 года назад +9

      @@snailwt ok buuuud

    • @snailwt
      @snailwt 3 года назад +3

      i heard from a random guy im not sure tho

    • @mrcastaway2444
      @mrcastaway2444 3 года назад +24

      @@snailwt sources: dude trust me.

  • @kikiloop5860
    @kikiloop5860 4 года назад +2058

    I like how Amazon just casually asked him to cut his friends in half.

  • @iunnoo
    @iunnoo 2 года назад +1

    I recently caught up with the boys and now Im here and also happy

  • @jakk222
    @jakk222 4 года назад +998

    Michael: “I taze my friends for fun”
    Amazon: *YES*

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 года назад +4

      *_”Perfect”_*

    • @tampermonkeyexploitz2954
      @tampermonkeyexploitz2954 4 года назад

      YES

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 4 года назад +1

      to be fair, they wanted him to use a high powered laser and then told him to point *a* laser at his friends and “kill” them

    • @Yorsa
      @Yorsa 4 года назад

      *Perfecto, this is our guy*

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 3 года назад +7712

    Jeff Bezos isn't hiding his villain tendencies by hiring you. It's literally like a comic book story line where the villain threatens a genius to create a weapon for him

    • @nightmare_creature3757
      @nightmare_creature3757 3 года назад +128

      More of a coconspirator thing, one evil mastermind funds another

    • @Dunryan
      @Dunryan 3 года назад +116

      @@nightmare_creature3757 jeff ain't really a mastermind, its more like when the kinda incompetent uncharismatic main villain teams up with the hyper competent side villian

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. 3 года назад +66

      Except the genius is actually happy to do it and the villain realizes that the genius is more crazy than him

    • @j.r.7339
      @j.r.7339 3 года назад +7

      @@BobThePenguin. True

    • @monke4165
      @monke4165 3 года назад +3

      But the genius is also evil

  • @anxiousaj1616
    @anxiousaj1616 4 года назад +1528

    Amazon: * asks Michael to do a promotional video *
    Michael: “Fine. But if I’m gonna do it their way I’m doing it my way”

    • @TOMMY-xt4lj
      @TOMMY-xt4lj 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/v8AXyXjPsD4/видео.html
      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💋💋

    • @marii5050
      @marii5050 4 года назад

      TOMMY 123 why them emojissss

    • @hagahugolao7
      @hagahugolao7 4 года назад

      man this video is great 😸 ruclips.net/video/zIkk90aPVic/видео.html

  • @auggie9828
    @auggie9828 2 года назад +240

    Michael is honestly one of the best creators on RUclips. To bad his upload schedule is absolute shit

    • @OxyDreamz
      @OxyDreamz 2 года назад +22

      its all part of his charm tbh

    • @JRH9468
      @JRH9468 2 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @R03333
      @R03333 2 года назад +14

      That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.

    • @5000Seabass
      @5000Seabass 2 года назад +15

      It’s because it takes time to build shit like this.
      You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?

    • @Greeblyweebly
      @Greeblyweebly 2 года назад +10

      That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.

  • @LINK1V4N
    @LINK1V4N 4 года назад +915

    Amazon: gifts him exclusive merchandising from the show.
    Michael: inmediately burns it.

    • @vwave8733
      @vwave8733 4 года назад +18

      Nah it's "deception"

    • @aparanoidbw
      @aparanoidbw 4 года назад +31

      "there is no such thing as bad publicity." Seriously, props to the marketing team for allowing this. "Do not shake a child" was prob my favorite bit though.

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 4 года назад +5

      aparanoidbw i imagine the marketing person immediately opening their email like “SIR.”

    • @aparanoidbw
      @aparanoidbw 4 года назад +1

      @@canijust101 haha, yea. Legal always ruins the best jokes.

  • @philliplu157
    @philliplu157 3 года назад +7290

    Michael is like pennywise. He comes back every 27 years

  • @Ashect
    @Ashect 3 года назад +1414

    "Do not shake a child."
    Well fuck, guess I've been doing that wrong.

    • @kinghurley7958
      @kinghurley7958 3 года назад +2

      nice copy lol

    • @noted6060
      @noted6060 3 года назад +9

      @@kinghurley7958 bruh so many people shake babies

    • @pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450
      @pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450 3 года назад +2

      @@noted6060 I shake premature babies daily

    • @Gunslingerian
      @Gunslingerian 3 года назад +2

      child ambassador: what would you do if there was a child right infront of you?
      michael reeves: 3:46

    • @mt7680
      @mt7680 3 года назад

      Who wants me to teach u how to make scrambled Humans?
      Ez: Shake a 1 month pregnant woman then throw her on a pan and cook her for 10 mins, then wait 9 months.

  • @epidemicrage4337
    @epidemicrage4337 2 года назад +7

    Congrats on the Streamy Awards, Michael.

  • @soy9571
    @soy9571 4 года назад +1828

    Michael: “This is gonna be a weird video”
    As if these videos aren't usually weird.

    • @Xaydex87
      @Xaydex87 4 года назад +7

      *you know it’s about to go down when he says that*

    • @Systox25
      @Systox25 4 года назад +1

      This is some next level weird Love it

    • @xenofonofathens
      @xenofonofathens 4 года назад

      Well, did you download the app?

    • @05-77
      @05-77 4 года назад

      True

    • @bloodykoi
      @bloodykoi 4 года назад

      I am the 1000th like. I have power

  • @absolutegamyr8002
    @absolutegamyr8002 3 года назад +6168

    is no one gonna talk about how they wanted him to point a "highly destructive laser" at his friends?

    • @smokerfrog
      @smokerfrog 3 года назад +631

      also amazon: do not shake the baby

    • @LisaWilliams-jb5re
      @LisaWilliams-jb5re 3 года назад +27

      destructice!?!?

    • @acid_melon5599
      @acid_melon5599 3 года назад +204

      It is Amazon. They don’t really care about people if they are not marketable.

    • @douglasparkinson4123
      @douglasparkinson4123 3 года назад +154

      amazon disregarding human life? god im so shocked

    • @shriveled9281
      @shriveled9281 3 года назад +36

      To those who see this, most lasers actually won't harm a person unless it is either extremely powerful (more powerful than the ones Michael would have put into it if not for the shipping) or it is concentrated on the same spot for a period of time. The worst thing that would most likely happen is either someone would hurt their eyes (they had goggles on) or an article of clothing would catch on fire.

  • @Phychologik
    @Phychologik 4 года назад +2629

    Michael: shakes fake baby
    Amazon: no
    Dog: barks
    Michael: I will eat you
    Amazon: ...

    • @sarajusledh7273
      @sarajusledh7273 4 года назад +1

      He fiesty

    • @minu_
      @minu_ 4 года назад +26

      He’s Asian, so that’s fine

    • @TheOmen606
      @TheOmen606 4 года назад +1

      @@minu_ phillipino my friend

    • @Victor_._.
      @Victor_._. 4 года назад

      @@TheOmen606 w a t

    • @alibaturi5448
      @alibaturi5448 4 года назад +14

      Amazon: Understandable have a great day

  • @kevinbezona8241
    @kevinbezona8241 2 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness this video just cured my depression

  • @cobynull6198
    @cobynull6198 4 года назад +419

    "They got Mark Robers number wrong"
    Past MIchael:"Call me Bezos"

    • @遊具も数化
      @遊具も数化 4 года назад

      He's is known formerly as Elon Musk of Bad Ideas and also a self proclaimed 3ft Filipino and dumb.

  • @eliredacted9723
    @eliredacted9723 4 года назад +1718

    *Amazon:* Michael Build a laser baby.
    *Also Amazon:* Also here's a free laser baby.

    • @raptor13
      @raptor13 4 года назад +18

      And then he burned it

    • @nickthegamer8103
      @nickthegamer8103 4 года назад +10

      raptor XIII with the laser baby

    • @eugene2870
      @eugene2870 4 года назад

      Now he needs a real laser baby so it will be better... yeahhh

    • @justdio7459
      @justdio7459 4 года назад

      *smh*

  • @Angel-so6bo
    @Angel-so6bo 4 года назад +2031

    Nothing like watching a guy set a baby on fire while procrastinating with homework 😃👍

    • @irefuse701
      @irefuse701 4 года назад +4

      I was gonna say Michael is baby but no, no he's not.

    • @nolife1725
      @nolife1725 4 года назад +3

      Bro I literally spent fucking 12 hours doing calc

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 4 года назад +3

      Home...Work? Is it school already?

    • @Henry205
      @Henry205 4 года назад +2

      I thought this was a robot chicken

    • @isaachophan5736
      @isaachophan5736 4 года назад +2

      Yes, it is 9:00 and I still haven’t started my biology work :)

  • @theradiance2453
    @theradiance2453 Год назад +10

    Michael Reeves is literally just a person with ADHD's random ass thoughts brought to life. I love it.

  • @angelb1318
    @angelb1318 3 года назад +4665

    I’ve never seen Micheal so happy as when he set a tiny ‘laser’ child on fire and rubbed it in its melting face

  • @jacakun
    @jacakun 4 года назад +2820

    See? Not only the comments section is giving him bad robot ideas, Amazon is.

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад +1

      i made a real baby ruclips.net/video/lEPfB3-sVww/видео.html

    • @theoreoman4597
      @theoreoman4597 4 года назад +9

      I don't get it, it just leads to a music video...

    • @chillknight3940
      @chillknight3940 4 года назад +21

      The guys original account got banned. He made an alt and spams comment sections from video games to laser babies. The guy is a joke.

    • @flaviolepri5539
      @flaviolepri5539 4 года назад +1

      Isn't this how AI destroys mankind in every goddamn movie? I like micheal but mad inventors and megacorporations don't mix! XD

    • @iamironyman8336
      @iamironyman8336 4 года назад +11

      @@smellymg you know that spamming comment sections is a bad way to promote your channel.
      and also: NO

  • @superbombbuilder1412
    @superbombbuilder1412 4 года назад +1454

    Honestly I think they chose the right person, I can't imagine Mark Rober doing something like this lmao

    • @yiklongtay6029
      @yiklongtay6029 4 года назад +64

      He is the perfect position in internet culture for brand deals. He is friends with so many streamers that will react the sh*t out of his videos. That view count you see on this video site is not representative of the sh*t ton of people who watched his Boys advertisment. Reeves here is prime real estate

    • @superbombbuilder1412
      @superbombbuilder1412 4 года назад +7

      @@yiklongtay6029 FAKTS

    • @aungkhantthurain6715
      @aungkhantthurain6715 4 года назад +3

      Do you guys notice for the intro he used dio amendment

    • @tylerknight9857
      @tylerknight9857 4 года назад +17

      @@yiklongtay6029 I think they messed up because Michael has framed the advertisement to make the boys something of an object of ridicule while also portraying amazon as an out of touch corporation, which both are brand burns for the amount they probably paid him LOL. Michael gets to maintain his image as authentic as ever. What they probably wanted was Michael to make the boys seem cool so that his audience would try it out. I doubt they anticipated their elaborate marketing instructions would make it into the actual video. Straight up hilarious.

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 4 года назад +9

      @@tylerknight9857 lol no you're wrong, they actually made an ad out of him, I got some of those ads and they were talking about how it was a "mistake". But the way they presented showed that it was more as a joke and this was what they wanted, they just wanted Micheal Reeves advertising it. They didn't want Micheal Reeves not being him while advertising it. So they got what they wanted.

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Год назад +1

    This is perfect down to the last detail, perfect

  • @charliec986
    @charliec986 4 года назад +1853

    Every. Single. Time he shakes the baby, I can’t stop laughing

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 4 года назад +777

    "Do not shake the child"
    "Do not the child"

  • @X24Paradox
    @X24Paradox 4 года назад +1070

    "Do not shake a child"
    Call Me Carson: "I need to shake a child"

    • @smellymg
      @smellymg 4 года назад

      i made a real baby ruclips.net/video/lEPfB3-sVww/видео.html

    • @danboru_bakooo1966
      @danboru_bakooo1966 4 года назад +3

      @@smellymg i think was a porn video, but it was just music

    • @iamironyman8336
      @iamironyman8336 4 года назад +4

      @@smellymg no

    • @dylanfast3423
      @dylanfast3423 4 года назад

      How about taser baby

    • @Asterisk3095
      @Asterisk3095 4 года назад

      RTGame: I need to blend a child

  • @私はマーリンです-我是梅林
    @私はマーリンです-我是梅林 3 года назад +3

    new season: september 4th
    Michael: ''I have no time to finish this!''
    well well well you went fast