Tazer Camera Makes Me The Tallest Person in The Picture

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @Ethobot
    @Ethobot 5 лет назад +13010

    This guy's gonna become Dr Doofensmirtz in a decade or so

    • @lordmonocr6206
      @lordmonocr6206 5 лет назад +109

      EthoArt wdym gonna? Isn’t he now?

    • @killiaenvanrensselaer8743
      @killiaenvanrensselaer8743 5 лет назад +155

      zapinator

    • @raynorshine5126
      @raynorshine5126 5 лет назад +59

      He’s gonna lose another foot with that slouch

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 лет назад +118

      @@lordmonocr6206 His inventions aren't at that level yet and not as efficient... plus, he still forgets the self destruct button

    • @hamburgersandwich4273
      @hamburgersandwich4273 5 лет назад +67

      Ah yes, Parry the Platypus, so you came to destroy my Taser-not taser-box-camera

  • @luka2507
    @luka2507 5 лет назад +5391

    “Tallest person in the room”
    Cameraman: (sweats nervously)

    • @ODST_Republic
      @ODST_Republic 5 лет назад +94

      Hes not considered, he is a human bipod

    • @andrewrobotbuilder
      @andrewrobotbuilder 5 лет назад +33

      I mean, nobody knows what Cameraman Jon is, only that he's friendly

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +1

      @@ODST_Republic 5:52

    • @oscped4
      @oscped4 7 месяцев назад

      Cameraman never dies

  • @jeeheelee05
    @jeeheelee05 4 года назад +3950

    "I'm the tallest person in the room!"
    The cameraman: *panicking*

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 года назад +37

      Cameraman,On knees:"pls no i have a family

    • @phoenixmartin3079
      @phoenixmartin3079 4 года назад +6

      Panik

    • @tinpot878
      @tinpot878 4 года назад +11

      Anakin. Stop panakin. Jesus has a planakin.

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 года назад

      Yeet Brawl Stars the cameraman is shorter than Micheal when he’s on his knees

    • @techit7658
      @techit7658 4 года назад +2

      @@omega1575 really? You don't say!

  • @thecatseighthlife7218
    @thecatseighthlife7218 3 года назад +652

    I love that this man is piecing together a bunch of expensive fragile electronic pieces, and yet every single clip of him building the boxes takes place in a fucking tiny bathroom.

    • @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
      @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao Год назад +12

      on top of a toilet i might add

    • @Etacovda63
      @Etacovda63 Год назад +7

      expensive? the parts to make the 3d printed boxes (minus the wireless camera units, which to be fair hes just plugging a 3.5mm jack into) are in the 10s of dollars, max

    • @thecatseighthlife7218
      @thecatseighthlife7218 Год назад

      @@Etacovda63 Huh! Well, I learned something new then.

    • @gambitman7158
      @gambitman7158 Год назад +2

      @@thecatseighthlife7218most of the individual electronic chips are cheap to buy, including the ones in your phone. The expensive part of them comes from R&D and labor of soldering them together and packaging.
      If you do those two things yourself, the parts are cheap, you just have to know how to use them (part of the R&D cost normally / skilled labor cost to design things that utilize them correctly).

    • @strawberrybunnyy
      @strawberrybunnyy 7 месяцев назад

      The expensive part is the camera. An 80D is fkn expensive

  • @RANDOMstuffanimation
    @RANDOMstuffanimation 5 лет назад +3351

    Michael: hey I'm gonna taze you guy if that's ok
    Offline TV: *wanna be part of our group?*

    • @necp7974
      @necp7974 5 лет назад +122

      Correction
      Micheal: I going to taze you and theres nothing you can do

    • @tara.p
      @tara.p 5 лет назад +96

      Correction
      Micheal: hey I'm gonna taze you
      OfflineTV: you're hired

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 4 года назад +2

      @Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat He lives with them now. This was his job application/hiring.

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 4 года назад

      Zombathin Lost Leg/Hacker Cat I was kidding about the job application/ hiring part, but he does actually live with them now

    • @evinbogdanov5404
      @evinbogdanov5404 2 месяца назад

      is no one thinking that it was just so he also has to taze himself

  • @zoewhatley7262
    @zoewhatley7262 5 лет назад +4091

    “But Michael it sounds your coming up with another excuse to *tase* people.”
    Michael: *yEs*

  • @johnrose4800
    @johnrose4800 4 года назад +8164

    Lily said: Yeah this is what i want in a boyfriend, a sociopath

    • @All54321
      @All54321 4 года назад +286

      He has a bit of a issue with electrocuting the OTV members. Especially after he joined them.

    • @genreboy3802
      @genreboy3802 4 года назад +164

      @@All54321 taser tag and hide and go seek video: yes but actually yes.

    • @All54321
      @All54321 4 года назад +67

      @@genreboy3802
      Where’s the no coming from? All I see is him wanting to electrocute people
      *-cough*whereswaldovideo*cough-*

    • @genreboy3802
      @genreboy3802 4 года назад +30

      @@All54321 True. I've corrected my mistake. 😁

    • @phagesuffersatgaming.3797
      @phagesuffersatgaming.3797 4 года назад +8

      Phycopath*

  • @FetenWuWa
    @FetenWuWa 2 года назад +4024

    Jokes aside, Michael is a great rolemodel for young men who feel insecure about their height. He embraces it and makes up for it by having a great personality and intellect.

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 года назад +1

      Exactly-- just be comfortable with yourself and electrocute everyone over 5'5"

    • @iversonpaulalay5514
      @iversonpaulalay5514 2 года назад

      And by electrocuting people whom he has to look up to when talking with.

    • @ridgeloosli1099
      @ridgeloosli1099 2 года назад

      And a lot of tazers everything a man needs

    • @slipknotfan4450
      @slipknotfan4450 2 года назад +140

      Yeah and he did it by freaking tazing people

    • @AArbiter
      @AArbiter 2 года назад +75

      he also makes up for it with his sadistic inventions. what a great friend to have

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 4 года назад +16101

    I like how he straps an actual taser to the camera, not for function, but for style

  • @jackenderle4588
    @jackenderle4588 4 года назад +38911

    Mr. Beast has friends, Michael Reeves has test subjects

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 4 года назад +512

      If that isn't such a huge contrast, then I don't know what is.

    • @stephaniejohnson3648
      @stephaniejohnson3648 4 года назад +161

      Jack Enderle do you know why michael gets sponsers to taze his subjects

    • @tsyf1
      @tsyf1 4 года назад +45

      I just wanna inform you that I am the 667th like

    • @Tuskilicious
      @Tuskilicious 4 года назад +23

      @@tsyf1 I am 766 like

    • @tsyf1
      @tsyf1 4 года назад +8

      @@Tuskilicious Yay!

  • @quarth9396
    @quarth9396 4 года назад +5540

    I love how he's insane when sober but responsible when drunk

  • @implosive4065
    @implosive4065 2 года назад +97

    Imagine if in big hero 6, when Baymax shows the recordings, it’s just Tadashi electrocuting himself over and over.

  • @lilvampire7439
    @lilvampire7439 5 лет назад +3005

    “Being a programmer has nothing to do with biology”
    Micheal Reeves: *ELECTROCUTES LEG FOR HOURS*

    • @johnathannail6499
      @johnathannail6499 5 лет назад +29

      I mean yeah, if he did he'd have gone for the glutes and hammies right off the bat.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 года назад +13

      So how do we fix that? Why by the simplest form! Trial and Error!

  • @PickleBanjo
    @PickleBanjo 5 лет назад +69129

    A drone connected to vr goggles that constantly follows you so you’re living in 3rd person

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 5 лет назад +23333

    “As I scroll through these, you’ll notice the average height in the room is getting progressively shorter.” Love the little psychopath commentary.

  • @artoing
    @artoing Год назад +805

    Fun fact: Scarra didn't fall because of his "counter-fall-muscles" strength. So, when you're above weight (don't take it offensively), your whole body gravity is completely different from an ideal weight because of it being concentrated on your belly. The muscles Michael used to make people fall down, are exactly the muscles that are weaker because of his weight, so all he needed to do is to counter force and of course the strongest muscles would win.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Год назад +110

      It's much more likely that the TENS unit doesn't work as well because of the thicker fat layer insulating his muscles.

    • @thatrandomguy_yt8443
      @thatrandomguy_yt8443 Год назад +26

      Brain too small to process information. Brain is going to explode

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Год назад

      @@thatrandomguy_yt8443 You don't know how TENS works eh ?
      Transient Electrical Nerve Stimulation applies electricity directly to the muscles, totally bypassing the nerve/brain function.
      Fat helps insulate the muscles from the TENS signals.

    • @thatrandomguy_yt8443
      @thatrandomguy_yt8443 Год назад +22

      @@edwardfletcher7790 Brain hurts even more now but thanks anyways
      (This is a joke and your comment actually helped my understanding greatly lol)

    • @ZaChemas
      @ZaChemas Год назад +5

      @@thatrandomguy_yt8443 Mor weight, less pain

  • @sozeytozey
    @sozeytozey 4 года назад +3093

    I appreciate how he genuinely made sure they didn’t zap their nuts. Even chaos has limits

    • @theangel1975
      @theangel1975 4 года назад +74

      He needs more test subjects.

    • @shanedancer3895
      @shanedancer3895 4 года назад +99

      Well if it went through their nuts their legs would squeeze together, making them taller if anything.

    • @derpysir9132
      @derpysir9132 4 года назад +36

      Yeah he's crazy but the good kind of crazy

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ 4 года назад +29

      You know I feel like running electricity through someone’s taint would make them fall over even faster.

    • @asliomkar
      @asliomkar 4 года назад +33

      professionals have standards.

  • @mightygerot4427
    @mightygerot4427 4 года назад +6044

    This man could be getting millions, but opts to taze his friends. Mad respect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +282

      It's not about money, it's about... sending a message.

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад +141

      It’s not about the money we made, but the fun we had tazing people along the way

    • @localginger1260
      @localginger1260 4 года назад +58

      @@Silverwind87 The message is that pain is funny

    • @Sebbrr
      @Sebbrr 4 года назад +13

      I'd rather have money than a message

    • @FieryKitsune1
      @FieryKitsune1 4 года назад +23

      This is how he gets his millions.

  • @xenacosta9608
    @xenacosta9608 5 лет назад +1774

    "But Micheal it just looks like your looking for another excuse to tase people"
    "Yes."

  • @eshannayak6457
    @eshannayak6457 2 года назад +148

    I like how it slowly goes from mild confusion, to jokes, to literal fear. Like when Eddy was talking about the hernia he sounded actually afraid lol

  • @catfish552
    @catfish552 5 лет назад +5165

    "...enough pain to floor a fully grown adult"
    Shame you couldn't test that part on yourself.

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 5 лет назад +12360

    This whole channel is an excuse for Michael to electrify people

    • @NicknotNak
      @NicknotNak 5 лет назад +72

      And make RUclips buddies

    • @TopTierKnees
      @TopTierKnees 5 лет назад +78

      I think we're all pretty okay with that, save for like 6-10 very specific people

    •  5 лет назад +9

      969 likes.. I really wanna like

    • @isabellac.8351
      @isabellac.8351 5 лет назад +5

      What do you think the point of being smart, sarcastic, and having a RUclips channel

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +3

      michael*

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 5 лет назад +620

    @3:52 "Which muscle do I need to taze to take an adult's leg out?"
    Michael is definitely an early stage comic book villian

  • @alberteinstein1015
    @alberteinstein1015 2 года назад +381

    This video is the only thing that makes me feel superior to Michael, cause I already knew which muscle he was looking for, before he started looking for it.
    Now that programming shit on the other hand..... still trying to learn.

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 4 года назад +2550

    Michael is literally a villain. I mean look at his JOY at his friends pain.

    • @foxtondelta
      @foxtondelta 4 года назад +67

      That isn't a villain that's a true friend

    • @8ighty_8ight
      @8ighty_8ight 4 года назад +14

      Foxton Delta *y e s*

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 года назад +4

      Abigail Barraza you are obviously female

    • @blueboy284
      @blueboy284 4 года назад +5

      @@godemperortrump6932 lmao nah, I'm the only dude named Abigail

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 4 года назад +1

      Abigail Barraza are you sure if you were a dude you would understand

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 5 лет назад +3306

    love the "what the 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 is oatmeal" wallpaper bud

    • @officiallyshroomie
      @officiallyshroomie 5 лет назад +13

      HOW U DO DA SPESHAL FONT FOR DA FECK

    • @ZoeBateman
      @ZoeBateman 5 лет назад +32

      @@officiallyshroomie I searched for "fancy font" on google, clicked the first result, and used that
      but also, is your caps lock button broken or something?

    • @officiallyshroomie
      @officiallyshroomie 5 лет назад +5

      @@ZoeBateman kool thanks, no my caps lock isnt broken, I'm on mobile. I just typed in all caps

    • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
      @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 5 лет назад +1

      1, 2, oatmeal

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 5 лет назад +1

      KIRBY IS A PINK GUY

  • @huntlordx8885
    @huntlordx8885 3 года назад +10401

    "There's something about tazing someone who isn't me that's just amazing" i think that's called sadism

  • @HMSHyde02
    @HMSHyde02 2 года назад +57

    Dude that was genuine happiness on Michaels face when the taser pictures were taken. That wasn’t a fake smile at ALL that was some real bliss going across his face 😂😂😂.

  • @joshnfla
    @joshnfla 4 года назад +3130

    Micheal: I’m the tallest person in the room
    Camera Man: *Softly* Dont..

    • @joshnfla
      @joshnfla 4 года назад +8

      Thank you

    • @samarth.suthar
      @samarth.suthar 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @sithmauduwela7220
      @sithmauduwela7220 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @CUAUHTEMO
      @CUAUHTEMO 4 года назад

      1k likes and 4 replies

    • @infiniteco1
      @infiniteco1 4 года назад +3

      He should have secretly made it so the camera tazes the camera man when the picture gets taken and hid a secret camera so we can still watch

  • @rocketiermaster7498
    @rocketiermaster7498 4 года назад +5290

    So, i just noticed that, even though he brushes off the hernia in the video, he doesn't actually make him do the stuff, and gets replaced in the picture. Just a nice little touch to show he's not a COMPLETE sociopath

  • @matiminc9904
    @matiminc9904 5 лет назад +3067

    Travis scott: I'm the highest in the room.
    Michael: hey take this box.

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 лет назад +8

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @talloccasion1562
      @talloccasion1562 5 лет назад +12

      travis fucking dies

    • @morecringythenhell1577
      @morecringythenhell1577 5 лет назад +5

      This comment is under preciated

    • @vibecheck427
      @vibecheck427 5 лет назад +2

      @@talloccasion1562 (not clickbait)

    • @anik3565
      @anik3565 5 лет назад

      Hold my box

  • @aceofclubskid
    @aceofclubskid 2 года назад +142

    I'd love to see a V2 that uses image recognition, servos and probing Tazer guns to actually shoot everyone that's not you. Then there's no setup beforehand and you could just have the separate from the camera in the room.
    Also, quick disconnects for the Tazer guns for when and if the wires get crossed, or people jerk away.

    • @zv_cx
      @zv_cx Год назад +10

      @Frindgey yeah thatd be effective

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 лет назад +7224

    "I don't need to be taller, I just need to make everyone shorter"
    - Michael

  • @LordofDiamondsMetal
    @LordofDiamondsMetal 4 года назад +5760

    4:58 I love how his scream of pain rapidly turns into insane laughter as he realizes that what he has created finally works for its intended purpose.

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 4 года назад +35

      ohnoo🤣🤣

    • @miguelsmoviereviews1580
      @miguelsmoviereviews1580 3 года назад +114

      One of the reasons why he's one of my favorite RUclipsrs. He's so hilarious but terrifying and the two traits blend together so seamlessly

    • @josephtufford9812
      @josephtufford9812 3 года назад +21

      Jesus christ that was terrifying

    • @bogsfrogslog
      @bogsfrogslog 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/d1YBv2mWll0/видео.html

    • @mrchoco4605
      @mrchoco4605 3 года назад +24

      Gives the same vibes as the dark knight's joker laugh when he's in pain

  • @brazen_categories9755
    @brazen_categories9755 4 года назад +3408

    “He has a hernia Michael!”
    “Well I don’t know what a hernia is.”

    • @twigtoyoulater
      @twigtoyoulater 4 года назад +87

      Pretty sure a hernia is when you're close to shitting out your organs

    • @aurasakura5103
      @aurasakura5103 4 года назад +15

      twigx uhhhh no

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 4 года назад +10

      twigx the opposite

    • @pineapplesarecool6901
      @pineapplesarecool6901 4 года назад +115

      @@JetInAJar The organs are shitting out me? That sounds weird.

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 года назад +34

      An organ popping out of place

  • @luy777
    @luy777 2 года назад +2

    Oatmeal
    Oatmeal refers, to a preparation of oats that have been dehusked, steamed and flattened, or else a coarse, flour made of hulled oat grains that have either been milled or steel-cut. Ground oats are also called "white oats". Steel-cut oats are known as "coarse oatmeal", "Irish oatmeal" or "pinhead oats".

  • @tadhg588
    @tadhg588 4 года назад +5191

    When he said he didn't finish College I genuinely was surprised.
    Not because he is so smart, because I thought he was 15.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 3 года назад +203

      no he's just small

    • @jdoriginals9223
      @jdoriginals9223 3 года назад +344

      That's why he needs this camera

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +58

      @Rion Turquoise
      11:12 - 11:15

    • @williamtrembley974
      @williamtrembley974 3 года назад +8

      His girlfriend is taller than him

    • @Alex_...34565
      @Alex_...34565 2 года назад +1

      @@tworsfeline2302 from COLLEGE? like, after grade school middle school high school and THEN COLLEGE? Maybe if you skip like 5 grades and go into school early or something

  • @zinkpieco
    @zinkpieco 5 лет назад +2167

    Every single device that solves a problem using Doofenshmirtz logic should have -inator on the end of the name

    • @rafaelrubio9166
      @rafaelrubio9166 5 лет назад +42

      Genius. You opened my eyes sir.

    • @NCRRangerVet47
      @NCRRangerVet47 5 лет назад +34

      Dick Gun-inator

    • @flow6449
      @flow6449 5 лет назад +34

      The height-inator

    • @bravemenrun.
      @bravemenrun. 5 лет назад +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @SmartBrain17
      @SmartBrain17 5 лет назад +12

      Taser box- not tazers not definately not remote controlled tazers just put them on and let me take pictures of you boxes™ boxes-inator

  • @toritoruuu
    @toritoruuu 4 года назад +2923

    I love how Michael would talk about some scientific stuff that most people don't understand but everyone still keeps watching because that's just how entertaining he is

    • @sumdude9836
      @sumdude9836 4 года назад +20

      Ye he doesnt like to talk about it too much cuz its "nerd shit"

    • @peytonfredieu4207
      @peytonfredieu4207 4 года назад +18

      Its actually gets way more fascinating when you understand the concept behind it. One of my first projects was a pulley, so when you over engineer the shit out of it. Its became way more comedic

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 4 года назад +1

      He is indeed, entertaining. In every offlinetv videos, Michael's clips are what only matters.

    • @twinkerbelllllll
      @twinkerbelllllll 4 года назад

      You don’t understand it because you’re not comprehending it

  • @blueboots4272
    @blueboots4272 2 года назад +6

    I like how this video is completely based off of someone's user robot idea Yet he says how much he f****** hates user robot ideas

  • @bobbyearhart
    @bobbyearhart 5 лет назад +693

    Micheal is slowly becoming a electricity themed super villain who is bitter about his height.

    • @joopyjoopy
      @joopyjoopy 5 лет назад +12

      Frieza

    • @flygod.
      @flygod. 5 лет назад +4

      @@joopyjoopy .

    • @Timidile
      @Timidile 5 лет назад +2

      A Disney Villain! :D

  • @Ratio7
    @Ratio7 4 года назад +6829

    Make a scary looking invention that does nothing harmful but eveyone is scared because they dont trust you.

    • @lemonellaaaa8360
      @lemonellaaaa8360 4 года назад +180

      Also it could make zapy noises

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 4 года назад +296

      Most of the robot ideas in the comments are formulaic, predictable and stupid. This one is legitimately genius. Something genuinely benign and useful that looks so terrifying that no one in the house wants to use it.

    • @probablyonline2020
      @probablyonline2020 4 года назад +28

      This is basically everyone of his inventions except for the ones with tazers

    • @andrewliu6592
      @andrewliu6592 4 года назад +20

      @@probablyonline2020 which is none of his inventions

    • @randoman8654
      @randoman8654 4 года назад +25

      @@probablyonline2020 yes, the big metal piston spike is totally harmless and can't pierce your hand

  • @mads.arnautov
    @mads.arnautov 4 года назад +1719

    He's running purely on monster and shortness related rage, this is what pure uncut unhingedness looks like

    • @a7hazen
      @a7hazen 4 года назад +9

      Balanced. Beautiful.

    • @MLGHazrad
      @MLGHazrad 4 года назад +8

      You forgot that his entire bloodstream has at this point is replaced by Red Bull

    • @epicglacier1654
      @epicglacier1654 4 года назад +1

      This is why he needs to build a Kyle robot that chugs monster energy and punches holes in walls.

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 года назад +61

    Being tall is an incredible privilege. I think what you did is ethical.

  • @paulgarcia2887
    @paulgarcia2887 5 лет назад +31672

    make a garden sprinkler system that turns towards the person when they walk by it

  • @ga0tza
    @ga0tza 5 лет назад +3119

    "I'm the tallest person In the room"
    Cameraman: 👀

    • @MananagKiVato
      @MananagKiVato 5 лет назад +73

      Well there's a pretty simple fix for that now isn't there?

    • @StealthSecrecy
      @StealthSecrecy 5 лет назад +19

      @@MananagKiVato If the cameraman is shorter then Michael will look EVEN TALLER

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 5 лет назад +2

      Herminian but what if he used a camera stand?

    • @ga0tza
      @ga0tza 5 лет назад +2

      @@OpalyzedYT then who was moving the camera

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 5 лет назад +2

      Herminian it could’ve been shaking from when the people were falling on the ground, could be collision movement, just saying.

  • @bladeknightmaster1
    @bladeknightmaster1 5 лет назад +812

    At least you didn't make a camera that detonates small amounts of plastic explosives strapped to a person's kneecaps just to make them shorter.

    • @Seriouskai
      @Seriouskai 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah see that would get him those views and all!

    • @patrickmowery6828
      @patrickmowery6828 5 лет назад +3

      Tanerite is a lot cheaper lol

    • @Reegeed
      @Reegeed 5 лет назад +2

      @Silly Nilly That no problem if he don't test it on us

  • @baconlover7747
    @baconlover7747 2 года назад +2

    5:21 half the joy of this channel is watching Michael be afraid or ashamed of his creations..... truly an inspiration to maniacs everywhere 🥲

  • @theseagullwithteeth116
    @theseagullwithteeth116 5 лет назад +1627

    Eddie: “he has a hernia Micheal!”
    Micheal: “well I don’t know what that does...”

    • @Ash_6614
      @Ash_6614 3 года назад +5

      Why does this have no comments yet?

    • @xanderstewart2965
      @xanderstewart2965 3 года назад +3

      Ok but do you know what a hernia does?

    • @scerius4074
      @scerius4074 3 года назад

      @@xanderstewart2965 Pray tell

    • @xanderstewart2965
      @xanderstewart2965 3 года назад

      @@scerius4074 Well that's why I'm asking ain't it?

    • @HEOlASSASSIN
      @HEOlASSASSIN 3 года назад +6

      @@xanderstewart2965 its when this tissue around your abs tears and the sack that holds all ur organs in u starts to spill out. not a pleasant thing to have, but easily fixed w surgery. also fun fact like 1/3 of all men get one in their life at some point.

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 4 года назад +2767

    "Me Am Robot Man" should be the name of Michael's autobiography

  • @Jusayerz
    @Jusayerz 3 года назад +6445

    "You can't bring yourself up by bringing others down."
    Mykull: 'hold my camera"

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 года назад +9

      Micheal*

    • @hannahiy
      @hannahiy 3 года назад +167

      @@yunggoat8016 Michael* if you're gonna correct someone, at least spell it correctly.

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 года назад +14

      @@hannahiy lol thx for correcting me

    • @vaingaming2761
      @vaingaming2761 3 года назад +29

      Mykull yep

    • @yunggoat8016
      @yunggoat8016 3 года назад +2

      @@vaingaming2761 makes sense

  • @royboone2481
    @royboone2481 2 года назад +12

    Just Michael saying “I love this job” is amazing

  • @megacitationx
    @megacitationx 5 лет назад +3281

    “You’re like 10 ft, 11 ft? Yeah we’re gonna fix that.”

  • @amitailavi9512
    @amitailavi9512 4 года назад +1874

    "i love science so much" said michael over the bodies of his elecrified victims, his eyes sparkling in sick joy

    • @staydying
      @staydying 4 года назад +2

      Your Username kinda sums up your grammar🤣

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 4 года назад +38

      @@staydying No, their username sums up your inability to tell the difference between 'grammar' and 'spelling'

    • @staydying
      @staydying 4 года назад +4

      @@xilogex7403 Correct, grammar is using a Language a different way, where as spelling is just not having put the correct letters in a word. Thank You For The Correction 😁

    • @xanderf9234
      @xanderf9234 4 года назад +1

      Everyone enjoyed that right

    • @amitailavi9512
      @amitailavi9512 4 года назад +8

      @@staydying what you tolk abaut may inglish is floles

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 лет назад +2204

    Next video: "A machine that forces everyone within a mile to kneel before me"

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans Месяц назад +2

    this is peak Michael Reeves, this is so much more fun to watch than the cheesy vlog stuff on the other channel, but hey, the algorithm seems to reward that kind of low effort content so we're probably stuck with it :/

  • @randomrohan2410
    @randomrohan2410 5 лет назад +2256

    “He’s got a hernia Michael”
    “Well I don’t know what that is so...”

  • @astupidlaugh859
    @astupidlaugh859 5 лет назад +2365

    I swear Michael is the definition of chaotic evil

    • @roccobenvando3459
      @roccobenvando3459 5 лет назад +106

      Chaotic Yes
      Evil no
      Unstable Absolutely

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 лет назад +133

      I’d say chaotic neutral. He doesn’t do any serious harm and he gets consent.

    • @aidanvandervenne
      @aidanvandervenne 5 лет назад +7

      Chaotic good.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 лет назад +33

      Aidan T. V. I def don’t think he’s chaotic good (in his youtube persona), because he’s not achieving anything good through chaotic means. He’s just spreading chaos for chaos’ sake. 😂

    • @aarond3753
      @aarond3753 5 лет назад +4

      K J I believe developing a means of boosting esteem for short people is a good thing. 🙃

  • @zeryfcollection
    @zeryfcollection 5 лет назад +754

    "He's got a hernia, michael!"
    "Well i dont rlly know what a hernia does-"

    • @SadBoness
      @SadBoness 5 лет назад +33

      Same energy as: "This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

  • @styx5035
    @styx5035 2 года назад +9

    I am so thoroughly happy to see Fed get tazed

  • @acivilrenegade6994
    @acivilrenegade6994 5 лет назад +485

    The absolute madman actually managed to make a camera that consistantly takes pictures moments before disaster

    • @kcbesch6938
      @kcbesch6938 5 лет назад

      Yeah, the camera was probably at 1/400-800

    • @amybulger1758
      @amybulger1758 5 лет назад +1

      He’s a super villain in the making
      If he loses his channel he will become a supervillan

  • @extraterrestrialcontent
    @extraterrestrialcontent 5 лет назад +9115

    Make something that should be illegal but isn’t because you just invented it.

    • @imortalkiwi9300
      @imortalkiwi9300 5 лет назад +285

      I would love to see the scary shit he makes

    • @ACrazyDanzeman
      @ACrazyDanzeman 5 лет назад +269

      That's pretty much everything he makes haha

    • @EEEEeee2748
      @EEEEeee2748 5 лет назад +20

      um, this???

    • @rufus8546
      @rufus8546 5 лет назад +6

      Yes

    • @Splomf
      @Splomf 5 лет назад +13

      @Chad Rahman Nah, not dangerous enough, or phallic enough

  • @gijones82163
    @gijones82163 5 лет назад +1806

    Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down. credit to
    Sangsue Leech

  • @SpoonandSpork
    @SpoonandSpork 2 года назад +18

    I find it funny how Michaels friends can say they've been tazed by the same person more than once

  • @majordonut4022
    @majordonut4022 4 года назад +1455

    “God I love this job”
    *SCREAMS OF THE TASED INTENSIFY*

    • @jimmy8626
      @jimmy8626 3 года назад +5

      Yeah yeah thats cool but what the fuck is oatmeal

    • @majordonut4022
      @majordonut4022 3 года назад +1

      @@jimmy8626 edible

    • @ImBaxBTW
      @ImBaxBTW 3 года назад

      screams of the tased is my new favorite thing

  • @musicsaves71590
    @musicsaves71590 5 лет назад +2013

    "I had to lie to graduate high school" i would like to know this story

    • @sleepyidiot2010
      @sleepyidiot2010 5 лет назад +67

      Judging by how he spelt definitely at 2:57 I can believe that

    • @r_tten
      @r_tten 5 лет назад +22

      that's probably why he looks like a highschooler

    • @bobbystaley9709
      @bobbystaley9709 5 лет назад +3

      trumpetsounds *12 year old

    • @duckspy436
      @duckspy436 5 лет назад +1

      @@sleepyidiot2010 well i mean quite the contrary. in school you're told to sound the word out if you cant spell it. if you sound out the word definitely (depending on your accent ofc) it can sound like definately. what am i doing with my life? im here being serious in a joke and fully concious of the fact im wooooshing myself. fuck lmao

    • @GunterTheGamer
      @GunterTheGamer 5 лет назад

      Duckspy haha haha self aware comment haha reddit memes haha so quirky haha so relatable haha

  • @cookiecookies2870
    @cookiecookies2870 5 лет назад +1218

    Why is no one talking about how he’s got like 40 drinks on his desk and has probably been up for 100 hours straight because of all the energy drinks he’s got.

    • @sylviabennett7787
      @sylviabennett7787 5 лет назад +15

      Cookie Cookies those are sparkling waters.

    • @cookiecookies2870
      @cookiecookies2870 5 лет назад +8

      David B I know but he’s got 2 monster energy drink which he probably consumed that day if he was up at 5am as stated in the video

    • @himarei
      @himarei 5 лет назад

      Because they would have to move the 40 cans in front of their keyboard like I just did...

    • @Saiban0
      @Saiban0 5 лет назад +1

      Probably just for show. The average person would die from that many within 24 hours. I believe a man died from 7 consecutive monsters but I can't find the source.

    • @iusedtobehere8726
      @iusedtobehere8726 5 лет назад +2

      @@Saiban0 those are sparkling waters and I can say from experience that you can absolutely drink that many in a night

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 2 года назад +32

    Bro became the highest in the room. Lawsuit incoming

  • @gabrielquezada1223
    @gabrielquezada1223 4 года назад +2268

    It’s funny how he uses trial and error to find out the muscle groups instead of looking up, “ what muscle group bends the knee” (Hamstrings)

  • @justanotheruser6744
    @justanotheruser6744 5 лет назад +785

    "So what did you do this weekend?"
    "I was electrocuting myself at 5AM"

  • @stubblyhippo2748
    @stubblyhippo2748 5 лет назад +642

    Micheal is that one kid in kindergarten that said “I want to be an evil scientist” when the teacher asks what we want to be when we grow up.

    • @jamdombar
      @jamdombar 5 лет назад +21

      "I don't think you're tall enough" - evil teacher

    • @ew98
      @ew98 5 лет назад +2

      i think michael was already an evil scientist in kindergarten

  • @mr.mossthesauceboss3292
    @mr.mossthesauceboss3292 2 года назад +3

    One thing that’s amazing is he’s zapping himself, but behind him you just see the what the fuck is oatmeal wallpaper

  • @ge7333
    @ge7333 4 года назад +1467

    “You just maximize the pain and hope they hit the floor”
    Michael

  • @xm3g429
    @xm3g429 4 года назад +3084

    Travis Scott: "im the highest in the room"
    Michael: *holding the taser-camera*
    Travis: "f*ck im out"

    • @Ethan-uq2ew
      @Ethan-uq2ew 4 года назад +11

      well, michael’s high cuz he’s a crackhead

    • @tiago8211
      @tiago8211 4 года назад

      why travis lol

    • @garrett3698
      @garrett3698 4 года назад +3

      I messed up the 666 likes for holy reasons

    • @justaguy4959
      @justaguy4959 4 года назад +1

      ex ex clusive one of his songs says I’m the highest in the room

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 4 года назад +1

      ex ex clusive the song

  • @dragoncat9153
    @dragoncat9153 4 года назад +1837

    Michael staying still as everyone crumple to the ground around him, just has this demonic aura I can't explain

    • @WhatIsIsWhat
      @WhatIsIsWhat 4 года назад +10

      Me laugh so hard

    • @Insorainity
      @Insorainity 4 года назад +7

      I can't stop laughing oh god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boiofkoi
      @boiofkoi 4 года назад +14

      7:35

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 года назад +4

      Holy spirit of Michael this comment blew up, thanks everyone

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 года назад +4

      @@boiofkoi that is when his powers were revived, thanks for the link mate

  • @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin
    @TheGhostOfFredZeppelin 2 года назад +7

    That maniacal smile while people are falling down around him is just magical

  • @crg1292
    @crg1292 4 года назад +2653

    this guy is what people mean when they say "chaotic evil"

    • @MysticalyAutistic
      @MysticalyAutistic 4 года назад +81

      chaotic neutral because he does this for us

    • @lea-ct4uo
      @lea-ct4uo 4 года назад +17

      chaotic good

    • @MysticalyAutistic
      @MysticalyAutistic 4 года назад +11

      @@lea-ct4uo he is still enjoying it

    • @randomdude-4353
      @randomdude-4353 4 года назад +22

      Chaotic neutral because he does this both for his own gain and for his viewers

    • @corndotjpeg7655
      @corndotjpeg7655 4 года назад +2

      Lawful evil

  • @ingus5634
    @ingus5634 3 года назад +8221

    The fact that he knows it will go through their nuts is alarming

    • @Dina-lh9lk
      @Dina-lh9lk 3 года назад +688

      I'm guessing he knew that from personal experience

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 года назад +39

      Deserved?
      EDIT: sorry-

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 3 года назад +142

      That’s just how electricity works tho

    • @somebonehead
      @somebonehead 3 года назад +114

      He probably found out from all the self-tests 😂

    • @God-gi9iu
      @God-gi9iu 3 года назад +5

      @@Dina-lh9lk y

  • @mookooy
    @mookooy 5 лет назад +2169

    Michael Reeves: if Dr Doofenshmerts had a Napoleon complex

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 года назад +1

    8:03 I love how you can hear the combination of awe and absolute horror in Eddie's voice after the pain passed

  • @thomiecharlson
    @thomiecharlson 5 лет назад +570

    eddie: he’s got a hernia michael
    michael: well i don’t know what a hernia does

  • @bilobobaggins1934
    @bilobobaggins1934 5 лет назад +3056

    So is this what would happen when a gremlin has a degree in electrical engineering?

    • @brandonothegrey
      @brandonothegrey 5 лет назад +106

      No, thisis what happens when your halfling kinds get into contact with technology

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +84

      @@brandonothegrey a chaotic neutral halfling who isnt exactly sure what the difference between neutral and evil is but knows he likes other people being in pain

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +7

      @@brandonothegrey I was gunna say he might not know what a halfling is till I saw his username

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 лет назад

      You're just pointing out what has happened my friend

    • @alexhackett1312
      @alexhackett1312 5 лет назад

      Gnomes.

  • @paintedcarrots1049
    @paintedcarrots1049 5 лет назад +2454

    "I didn't graduate college and I had to lie to graduate high school"
    Me: seems legit
    My brain: b u t I t d o e s n t

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 5 лет назад +33

      “William Oscan and Cameraman John are a gay couple and adopted Michael Reeves”
      Me: f u n n y
      People in the comments: no

    • @Arkangel1204
      @Arkangel1204 5 лет назад +5

      Why the bubblegum dumb fuck was this necessary

    • @oof8279
      @oof8279 5 лет назад

      Yeah just reading this confused me

    • @galluger
      @galluger 5 лет назад

      So he only graduated grade school?

  • @FraserKM
    @FraserKM 2 года назад +4

    7:53 Perfect Harmony of "Cheeeeeesssse" and then "AHHHHH"

  • @rcoverc
    @rcoverc 5 лет назад +656

    thumbnail: makes michael 6 ft
    video:
    *makes everyone shorter*

    • @azophi
      @azophi 5 лет назад +8

      Actually the thumbnail made him 6 inches

  • @glaxion1977
    @glaxion1977 5 лет назад +1888

    A twin size bed for Michael is like a crib for an average size man.

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 5 лет назад +3

      Sonic4ever2576 king sized bed* you mean

    • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
      @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 5 лет назад +9

      @@herbalgiles9468 No, he means if Michael got a Twin sized bed, and it was proportional to a Twin sized bed of a normal person, his twin sided bed would be a crib

    • @deesnuts4993
      @deesnuts4993 3 года назад

      🗿🗿🗿

    • @championofthedarksoul4200
      @championofthedarksoul4200 3 года назад

      I can barely fit on a full let alone a tiny ass twin.

  • @antw0ny
    @antw0ny 5 лет назад +6008

    make a robot that grabs your feet when they aren’t under the blanket

  • @itarry4
    @itarry4 Год назад +5

    Oh man the look of smug satisfaction on Michael's face, just after the last picture was taken and the other 3 had collapsed to the floor so fast is both hilarious and slightly disturbing. The idea of just where he might go from here when he decides he needs to up his "game" a bit more to keep the audience watching.... 😮😢🎉

  • @idontknowjalen8859
    @idontknowjalen8859 4 года назад +3819

    After seeing his “what the fuck is oatmeal” screen saver I have considered to subscribe

  • @matthewhicks619
    @matthewhicks619 5 лет назад +5723

    Make a camera that takes your photo only when you blink

  • @gryxz6950
    @gryxz6950 5 лет назад +2428

    When micheal said "I'm very short"
    I felt that

  • @g3n3ral_k
    @g3n3ral_k 2 года назад +2

    7:51 Scarra's voice when he said "you guys are bitches" was the funniest

  • @ChrisPBacon.
    @ChrisPBacon. 5 лет назад +1293

    “Can I get a picture with you?”
    “Sure lemme put these tasers on your legs.”
    “Wai-“
    *click*

  • @MikeyGornall
    @MikeyGornall 5 лет назад +681

    “Your ideas are stupid”
    Michael: makes 2 videos dedicated to audiences ideas

    • @itsVera_
      @itsVera_ 5 лет назад +4

      Two out of multiple thousands is a very low percentage

    • @mitzapper2
      @mitzapper2 5 лет назад +4

      He didn't say his ideas weren't also stupid

    • @russkiyfan4393
      @russkiyfan4393 5 лет назад

      who said his ideas were stupid

  • @uvwevwevosas3070
    @uvwevwevosas3070 4 года назад +1431

    I love when he does this...
    "Flick your boxes to on"
    "Flick your boxes to on"
    "Now,flick your boxes to on"

    • @sabercircle7634
      @sabercircle7634 4 года назад +7

      flick your boxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @justinedzard
      @justinedzard 4 года назад +28

      It's always funny when he's repeating instructions. Like that one Waldo tazer chair....

    • @olit349
      @olit349 3 года назад +3

      I thought that said now flick your bones to on

    • @aGoofyMan669
      @aGoofyMan669 3 года назад +1

      Broken NPC

  • @Grexsome
    @Grexsome 9 дней назад +6

    Here’s the honey sponsor lmao

  • @joey1_
    @joey1_ 5 лет назад +942

    If you're the only one in the picture, you're automatically the tallest person.

  • @alfiequinn1641
    @alfiequinn1641 5 лет назад +2769

    Make a clock that aggressively shouts out time randomly

    • @skippyd991
      @skippyd991 5 лет назад +75

      ITS FUCKING 8 O’CLOCK FUCK HE-

    • @assassinsword5922
      @assassinsword5922 5 лет назад +75

      ITS 9:34 PM YOU FUCKING A WEEABOO BITCH
      oh god please Michael, do this

    • @Iggggsrre
      @Iggggsrre 5 лет назад +15

      ITS FUCKING 9AM

    • @unbannablebanjo3744
      @unbannablebanjo3744 5 лет назад +21

      IT IS 4:20 FUCKING **BLAZZZZE IIIIIIT**

    • @Rankydoodle
      @Rankydoodle 5 лет назад +2

      Y E S

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +1439

    “CHEEESEEEE”
    He smiles as all his friends screams in pain as their life force slowly drains away from the electricity

    • @godtitan2896
      @godtitan2896 4 года назад +16

      Me: hey Michael where's the wifi box
      Michael: YOU ARE THE WIFI BOX

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 4 года назад +5

      @@godtitan2896 *Michael maniacally screaming as his servants grovel in the soil of the fallen as Michael gradually becomes the demon god*

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 4 года назад +5

      Well yes, chaos needs its food, and Michael's hungry

    • @elisanovelo
      @elisanovelo 4 года назад +2

      ik right

    • @МаксимДорошин-ы3у
      @МаксимДорошин-ы3у 4 года назад

      Here Lilypichu, Yvonne and Pokimane get elecrocuted by Michael ruclips.net/video/T8jrESbI4iU/видео.htmlm40s
      For some reason it wasn't in this video

  • @XDマスターチーフ
    @XDマスターチーフ 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro was honest and straight to the point, he is short