I Hate Your Robot Ideas

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @unisinko3514
    @unisinko3514 4 года назад +4932

    lily on stream: ”i can hear tazing in michaels room upstairs”
    michael:

    • @cAt156
      @cAt156 4 года назад +49

      Make a robot that breaks something on you desk every 10 seconds

    • @TeaKiwi
      @TeaKiwi 4 года назад

      unisinko your serious aren’t you

    • @madisonkoslowski1330
      @madisonkoslowski1330 4 года назад +68

      @@cAt156 that's just a cat

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 года назад +5

      @@madisonkoslowski1330 for a sec,
      I was like, "NOOOOOooo tha'z a
      *R A C C O O N ! !*
      but yeah, cats can be jerks.

    • @79k6
      @79k6 4 года назад

      ey 8 want that

  • @jonahb5057
    @jonahb5057 4 года назад +5529

    rig one of your friends’ doors to slightly open whenever they try to close it

    • @smutty1112
      @smutty1112 4 года назад +376

      This is the kind of idea that he would shit on into the fucking ground and then reluctantly build it

    • @learnmyname123
      @learnmyname123 4 года назад +76

      Oh shit, didnt realize our Dark Lord himself was in the comment section.

    • @AwesomeGummy
      @AwesomeGummy 4 года назад +14

      Jonah B this is good

    • @Shadowbrodie
      @Shadowbrodie 4 года назад +29

      Calm down satan.

    • @callmeacutekitten3317
      @callmeacutekitten3317 4 года назад +11

      just drill in a wood block where it closes stupid

  • @ashishere771
    @ashishere771 4 года назад +7537

    He should've added a delay to the chair so people get lured into a false sense of security

    • @rhyhornracer158
      @rhyhornracer158 4 года назад +299

      That is the evilest thing I could imagine

    • @RiotTheBear
      @RiotTheBear 4 года назад +142

      I mean, that would work. If there wasn't huge pistons and electronics on it. Btw, this is a joke. I feel like I have to say that, or else I will get cyberbullied. Btw that was also a joke. Sort of.

    • @SleepySnapbody
      @SleepySnapbody 4 года назад +13

      thats evil but I love that

    • @The_Gulper
      @The_Gulper 4 года назад +17

      You think like Michael and that scares me.

    • @TEXfrowg
      @TEXfrowg 4 года назад +3

      @@rhyhornracer158 your full of rainbows and gumdrops if thats the scariest thing u can imagine

  • @jeremiahjamesorlando
    @jeremiahjamesorlando Год назад +1706

    Imagine pairing the unsittable chair with the taser desk

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd Год назад +68

      The chair shoul punt you onto the desk. It would stimulate how everyone felt every day while sitting at their desk at my first office internship anyway

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 11 месяцев назад +5

      Ok but that could legit cause serious damage, I feel like getting teased in the face would be bad

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@margodphdwho hurt you

    • @Kagageone
      @Kagageone 10 месяцев назад +6

      That is a very hostile work environment and a great idea

    • @jacktheripper4878
      @jacktheripper4878 9 месяцев назад +9

      instead of the pistons being on the first 2 front legs of the chair, it should be on the back legs that will put you on the desk

  • @robbork3120
    @robbork3120 4 года назад +4159

    hide pressure buttons in chairs around the house that turn off the lights in the room when sat on

    • @crikhard
      @crikhard 4 года назад +140

      wait I actually like this idea

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +62

      That would be an incredible prank.

    • @keroadhd
      @keroadhd 4 года назад +20

      Rob Bork This is big brain

    • @lumin9422
      @lumin9422 4 года назад +20

      Imagine this idea at Ikea

    • @collinschofield808
      @collinschofield808 4 года назад +21

      Imagine if he made it wireless too so that the chair didn’t even look that suspicious.

  • @lonlonranch
    @lonlonranch 4 года назад +23569

    You guys aren't even roommates anymore. It's just Michael and his hostages

  • @thepotatolord1679
    @thepotatolord1679 4 года назад +6013

    I love the sheer amount of fear whenever Michael asks someone to test an invention

    • @jackmandracchia3392
      @jackmandracchia3392 4 года назад +53

      Micheals like a made scientist and everyone else just deals with it

    • @brandonolmed4301
      @brandonolmed4301 4 года назад +10

      PTSD

    • @Grandstar13
      @Grandstar13 4 года назад +13

      To be fair, he does taze them alot

    • @akabami2161
      @akabami2161 4 года назад +46

      Best job that exists:
      Mr Beast's Friend
      Worst job that exists:
      Michael's Friend

    • @trubbish5122
      @trubbish5122 4 года назад +7

      Because Mad Scientist with no common sense and sympathy for tazing people.

  • @Dracopyre321
    @Dracopyre321 5 месяцев назад +428

    You know Michael, your homemade pressure sensor/button saved my senior design project. When a sensor I bought didn’t work out, my group was at a loss of how to activate the system. And then I remembered this video, cut out two pieces out of scrap copper, attached wires to them, and boom, homemade button. Just touch them together and they start the system.

    • @SmooshedPotato123
      @SmooshedPotato123 5 месяцев назад +5

      Damn, this is amazing. 👏👏👏

    • @Dracopyre321
      @Dracopyre321 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@SmooshedPotato123 It was. My group and I stayed up until 2 am two nights before the final part of the project was due wracking our brains to figure something out. I remembered this video, pitched the idea to my group members, they figured why not give it a shot, went home and slept, did the button construction the next day, and it worked beautifully. Button only took me like 10 minutes to make and test.

    • @aidanbradley85
      @aidanbradley85 4 месяца назад

      Searching for Darren Is he here?

    • @diegofelipevillegasrubio8767
      @diegofelipevillegasrubio8767 4 месяца назад +2

      Legit, a really smart idea for how simple it is.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 месяца назад

      It actually is clever as hell

  • @mercury8793
    @mercury8793 4 года назад +5493

    I can imagine how terrifired the other members of OfflineTV are when they hear mass electrocution, swearing and metal bumps in Michael’s room and then he comes out and says “Hey I got something to show you, come in”

    • @astora8768
      @astora8768 4 года назад +101

      now THAT is a good comment

    • @ratskinz
      @ratskinz 4 года назад +5

      Codyga madedowin heavenda haha funny

    • @noahwilliams4973
      @noahwilliams4973 4 года назад +63

      and then locks the door behind them

    • @Phantom39631
      @Phantom39631 4 года назад +2

      he oes his creations in the garage

    • @Nat-rg8tw
      @Nat-rg8tw 4 года назад

      Mercury omg.....

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 года назад +568

    i love how his friends are starting to trust him less and less

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 4 года назад +7

      I love it when he tortures his roommates lol.

    • @sahilhussain7328
      @sahilhussain7328 4 года назад +24

      Michael reeves doesn't have friends, he has test subjects

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 4 года назад +1

      "FRIENDS" HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    • @紺野-純子
      @紺野-純子 4 года назад +1

      its not his friend its his slave

    • @bluesoul344
      @bluesoul344 4 года назад

      Wait...he had friends?

  • @xXHydroDragonXx
    @xXHydroDragonXx 4 года назад +766

    "Build a robot that shocks you every time your heart beats"
    That's already a thing. It's called a cardiac pacemaker :/

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 4 года назад +3

      No.....
      The pacemaker makes the heart beat through an electrical pulse.
      Not a taze

    • @glitchedstudioss
      @glitchedstudioss 4 года назад

      xXHydroDragonXx lol

    • @zludwick1477
      @zludwick1477 4 года назад +1

      It doesn’t shock your heart when it beats it shocks your heart to make it beat (I like the idea but I want to be a cardiologist someone who works with hearts but I just wanted you to tell you that’s the terminology) Electrical Pacemaker (I know it was a joke)

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 4 года назад

      @@zludwick1477 It still technically shocks every time the heart beats...cause if it didn't, lots of people would be dead.

    • @xXHydroDragonXx
      @xXHydroDragonXx 4 года назад +1

      @@Blue-jl1yq Dude, a taze is still an electrical pulse, just at 10,000~50,000 V. :T

  • @Michael-nc3ib
    @Michael-nc3ib Год назад +86

    1:55 my favorite part, or concern, is that his friend gave a genuine reaction of surprise as if he hasn’t been in his friends office for months cause this has definitely been setting up in his office for at least a few weeks.

  • @hellmaker3
    @hellmaker3 4 года назад +4078

    this man is, at this point, getting paid to insult the people who love him, and we love it

  • @blazerde8794
    @blazerde8794 4 года назад +809

    Someone already said this but a drone connected to a VR headset that constantly follows you so you can live in third person

    • @Koufomania06
      @Koufomania06 4 года назад +33

      Holy shit I can finally live life as a sims character

    • @snowys7667
      @snowys7667 4 года назад +5

      Us this world be awsome

    • @cartermacdonald5459
      @cartermacdonald5459 4 года назад +2

      Check out corridor crew to see that already has happened

    • @praisedsiaming1342
      @praisedsiaming1342 4 года назад

      say no more

    • @nataliel7958
      @nataliel7958 4 года назад

      we heard you like dissociating so we made this. now you can dissociate while you dissociate.

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 4 года назад +7364

    f for darren r

  • @dio8070
    @dio8070 Год назад +361

    Darren R did a fantastic job of making a new Michael reeves

  • @jerrykat5084
    @jerrykat5084 4 года назад +34593

    Build something that looks absolutely terrifying but does nothing and just makes your friends paranoid

  • @gustavmiedema3685
    @gustavmiedema3685 4 года назад +9512

    They are just to afraid to kick Michael out at this point.

  • @kaiserrat70
    @kaiserrat70 4 года назад +7764

    I love how they keep him in the garage, like they're avoiding him at all costs

    • @Stop_Infanticide
      @Stop_Infanticide 4 года назад +456

      Where else do you store a Michael?... I keep mine in the garage too. Just feed and water it.

    • @matoro85
      @matoro85 4 года назад +156

      Hes only tazed people on multiple occassions mainly for his own entertainment lol!

    • @kaiserrat70
      @kaiserrat70 4 года назад +102

      @@matoro85 its like they put his stuff down push it with a stick and slowly back away going "calm down." While he pulls out a tazer

    • @khalid8711
      @khalid8711 4 года назад +15

      @@matoro85 And we actually Loved it (°∀°)b

    • @Evilpotatoii
      @Evilpotatoii 3 года назад +4

      @@matoro85 facts

  • @formeme2290
    @formeme2290 Год назад +403

    The anger in “THATS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK” is the best part of this entire video, other than causing Fed pain

    • @Procommand
      @Procommand 7 месяцев назад +4

      lol yes thats funny

  • @moonrender680
    @moonrender680 4 года назад +2471

    I feel like at this point Michael is just documenting his descent into madness

  • @willemboele2079
    @willemboele2079 4 года назад +526

    "but i realized that that was a bad idea when i forgot to buy one"
    i will use this sometime, thank you lord.

  • @xmatitm1210
    @xmatitm1210 4 года назад +1566

    I just love how everyone doesn't trust him

    • @1drewlol
      @1drewlol 4 года назад +18

      Would you?

    • @fourslottoaster65
      @fourslottoaster65 4 года назад +21

      He doesn't trust us, either

    • @xmatitm1210
      @xmatitm1210 4 года назад +1

      @@1drewlol well yes I wouldnt trust him

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 4 года назад +7

      @@xmatitm1210 actually they do trust him alot. They all put his tazer tag vests on. Those could potentially be very dangerous, but they trust in his ability to build it safely.

    • @samdayak427
      @samdayak427 4 года назад

      I know for a damn fact I wouldn't😂

  • @casmar2042
    @casmar2042 2 года назад +1917

    6:01 holy shit, she just gave me the best robot idea: You should make a chair that immediately executes anyone who sits on it!!

    • @TechnoGamerPlay
      @TechnoGamerPlay Год назад +19

      He will go to it after this video but with a lot of numbers after the volts

    • @Drachenshold
      @Drachenshold Год назад +5

      Make a robot we’re you are accurate and fast when shooting a pistol

    • @Winlonghorn_iso
      @Winlonghorn_iso Год назад

      Yeah just strap a gun to it that points directly at your skull and whenever you sit down a servo pulls the trigger

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming Год назад +6

      @@Drachenshold that's called proper training

    • @Drachenshold
      @Drachenshold Год назад +5

      @@DinoLoverGaming well some person jitters like a scared mouse

  • @GingerPhotographyGuy
    @GingerPhotographyGuy 4 года назад +2066

    I like that Michael calls us his "worst, most hated enemies".
    You can really feel the love.

  • @Meepeepeep
    @Meepeepeep 4 года назад +511

    its hilarious how scared his friends are of him

    • @colinlinvill1310
      @colinlinvill1310 4 года назад +34

      I'm sorry, but I thought you said "friends". I think the word you are looking for is "test subjects" or "victims"

    • @Ильяленивый
      @Ильяленивый 2 года назад +2

      Hostages*

  • @Fake-rt9uk
    @Fake-rt9uk 4 года назад +606

    Michael is so technologically advanced that his roommates are scared to be within close proximity of him

    • @patrickasmussen7295
      @patrickasmussen7295 4 года назад +2

      Lmao true!

    • @logannelson2230
      @logannelson2230 4 года назад +5

      People have always been afraid of new and advanced technology

    • @mrale3088
      @mrale3088 4 года назад +4

      It's called Corona

    • @glitchlessronin
      @glitchlessronin 4 года назад +1

      Its cause he's germinating rona19 on his cheeks

    • @jakssmithy
      @jakssmithy 4 года назад +1

      FakeTheWizard I mean they’re basically living with a mad scientist who is always coming to them asking if they want to test his new torture devices

  • @hanoli7933
    @hanoli7933 Год назад +8

    Man i love the world building in his videos like having others take part in his psychotic ideas

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 4 года назад +29433

    Write a script that automatically detects “build a robot” comments and automatically replies to them with a verbally abusive comment

    • @sguzaki4545
      @sguzaki4545 4 года назад +1014

      This is content good sir

    • @Blinkor27
      @Blinkor27 4 года назад +647

      Why is this an actual good one

    • @rrastad
      @rrastad 4 года назад +356

      Would this comment be included?

    • @jd-nr4my
      @jd-nr4my 4 года назад +158

      I want to give that man money.

    • @timothycline3710
      @timothycline3710 4 года назад +64

      this is actully great

  • @goongalass930
    @goongalass930 4 года назад +606

    This channel is like a villain's origin story

    • @SabotageLuke
      @SabotageLuke 4 года назад +6

      Can't tell if this is an insult or not

    • @cardi4q872
      @cardi4q872 4 года назад +1

      What the fuck is oatmeal.

    • @bulbartle
      @bulbartle 4 года назад +2

      @@cardi4q872 i got no fucking idea but i hate it

    • @cardi4q872
      @cardi4q872 4 года назад

      I put a fan in my pillowcase so it can be on the cool side until I unplug it.

  • @フミヅキ-s8m
    @フミヅキ-s8m 4 года назад +717

    I just imagine people walking past the door and all they hear is laughing, cursing, and the sounds of pneumatic pistons for 12 straight hours

    • @LadyViscera
      @LadyViscera 4 года назад +5

      Kinky

    • @zirjaeger4037
      @zirjaeger4037 4 года назад +2

      フミヅキ don’t forget screaming girls

    • @prod.benjamin9540
      @prod.benjamin9540 4 года назад +3

      So they first hear a piston then some tasers and screaming girls

    • @tikkanenfelix
      @tikkanenfelix 4 года назад

      where to buy that piston

  • @matildakristensen541
    @matildakristensen541 Год назад +6

    0:51 His sheer frustration makes this one of the funniest Michael Reeves clips for me.

  • @maniacalcoast2742
    @maniacalcoast2742 4 года назад +444

    Im convinced that michael is 110% a masochist and he actually loves
    this

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 года назад +9

      You mean a sadist?

    • @maniacalcoast2742
      @maniacalcoast2742 4 года назад +5

      Tnv Tablet no thats towards others, maso is ones self

    • @GentleRainRobbert
      @GentleRainRobbert 4 года назад +1

      why not both

    • @xccept_
      @xccept_ 4 года назад

      Maniacal Coast he’s both masochist and sadist

    • @hunterotte4085
      @hunterotte4085 4 года назад +2

      @@xccept_ He basically just loves the concept of pain. XD

  • @ak73372
    @ak73372 4 года назад +976

    If he attached pistons to the other two legs, he would have a chair that makes him taller.

    • @maxikobi
      @maxikobi 4 года назад +11

      genius

    • @fayeriedust530
      @fayeriedust530 4 года назад +37

      _dominance chair_

    • @akumatsu_Haisou
      @akumatsu_Haisou 4 года назад +5

      Other normal chairs can do that.....

    • @HotDogMan2538
      @HotDogMan2538 4 года назад

      cccccccoooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @uunderscore7248
      @uunderscore7248 4 года назад +1

      It’s literally just a booster chair...

  • @DerpEpicFace32onXbox
    @DerpEpicFace32onXbox 4 года назад +37490

    Make a toaster that ejects itself instead of the bread.

    • @martinbrndum7508
      @martinbrndum7508 4 года назад +1185

      King of the Trap that is fucking genius

    • @Fiveskill10k
      @Fiveskill10k 4 года назад +608

      and make the toast stay on the same place lol

    • @justaspodrezas2827
      @justaspodrezas2827 4 года назад +216

      You are a fucking genius

    • @wendell2255
      @wendell2255 4 года назад +244

      nah a toaster that tazes Toast when it's done

    • @azcarious
      @azcarious 4 года назад +44

      Ar3 you Einstein?

  • @LeafMobbMusic
    @LeafMobbMusic 5 месяцев назад +13

    the "thats a FUCKING ALARM CLOCK" kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobnagel9882
    @jacobnagel9882 4 года назад +586

    Who else is waiting to see Darren r in the comments

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 4 года назад +976

    Make a terrifying doll that moves when you look away, and then don’t tell anyone about it.

  • @schittplayte9277
    @schittplayte9277 4 года назад +10488

    Michael should make something that looks really scary, with several wires and such, but does absolutely nothing, just to drive people's anxiety.

    • @dooblemontgomery3744
      @dooblemontgomery3744 4 года назад +630

      It should like start ticking when you start interacting with it to add to the anxiety

    • @schittplayte9277
      @schittplayte9277 4 года назад +401

      @@dooblemontgomery3744 or violently vibrating, making loud noises

    • @kylaw2593
      @kylaw2593 4 года назад +18

      Schitt Playte lmaoooo

    • @FailBanana98
      @FailBanana98 4 года назад +65

      Anxiobot

    • @joaobispo2602
      @joaobispo2602 4 года назад +101

      It should have tasers somewhere safe just so it can randomly activate them for the noise

  • @michaelmanherz7918
    @michaelmanherz7918 Год назад +38

    I love how all his friends are legitimately terrified by him

  • @aquate9637
    @aquate9637 4 года назад +1812

    I'm starting to believe he doesn't like our robot ideas...

    • @yukitai9063
      @yukitai9063 4 года назад +61

      Nah, they get shredded so that they can piece 'em together off-screen to make a better idea

    • @hirohamamoto
      @hirohamamoto 4 года назад +7

      nah

    • @Wingalpha
      @Wingalpha 4 года назад +7

      Nonsense ! He is trying to make a gestalt of all our ideas

    • @jais_mama
      @jais_mama 4 года назад +10

      That’s pretty far fetched

    • @lukewest5397
      @lukewest5397 4 года назад +1

      naw

  • @madladsunny7508
    @madladsunny7508 4 года назад +1348

    I like how he pats the chair and it started making NOT CHAIR NOISES

    • @Poorly-MadeAnimations
      @Poorly-MadeAnimations 4 года назад +11

      Half the time I can’t tell if he likes his fans or not.

    • @Poorly-MadeAnimations
      @Poorly-MadeAnimations 4 года назад +6

      Also Michael if you see this I have a robot idea, make a robot that says don’t make that every time you read a bad robot idea. I’m suggesting this because I feel sorry for you.

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 4 года назад +4

      Sit in my chair

    • @yeets-olotgaming2074
      @yeets-olotgaming2074 4 года назад +1

      we all know he hates the people that make the sh- robot ideas ;-;

    • @Qaptyl
      @Qaptyl 4 года назад +2

      ts tststs "sit in my chair" ts

  • @hogu2297
    @hogu2297 4 года назад +7109

    Build a fan that detects where a person is and never blows wind their way

    • @Neoh53
      @Neoh53 4 года назад +83

      Build a fan that blow wind continually on people !

    • @welpingwoodz9955
      @welpingwoodz9955 4 года назад +137

      That actually evil

    • @Thebiggestgordon
      @Thebiggestgordon 4 года назад +170

      A fan that tracks pieces of paper on desks and only blows wind at those

    • @cheesesaucefries69420
      @cheesesaucefries69420 4 года назад +2

      Interesting

    • @justafan5437
      @justafan5437 4 года назад +2

      Ahhhh yes that’s me

  • @alternativebeel852
    @alternativebeel852 Год назад +23

    I love the fact that he legit has a mental breakdown over having to pretend a taser table is a good idea.

    • @stormtendo
      @stormtendo 10 месяцев назад +2

      “I will ban you faster than my parents dropped me as a child do you f understand”

  • @jacobhall9845
    @jacobhall9845 4 года назад +469

    Other youtubers: i love and appreciate my fans
    Michael: you are my worst and most hated enemies

  • @feliosfarkus
    @feliosfarkus 4 года назад +373

    make a security camera that screams When it spots somebody

  • @lonenexus959
    @lonenexus959 4 года назад +604

    The dude who suggested an actual alarm clock is my hero

  • @Winlonghorn_iso
    @Winlonghorn_iso Год назад +10

    I love how you can see Michael’s monitor having a stroke when the taser desk goes off

    • @haltopen12
      @haltopen12 5 месяцев назад +1

      It really sells the experience

  • @jerrydong8224
    @jerrydong8224 4 года назад +765

    We need to acknowledge that this man instead of being a well paid engineer he is a guy who builds useless objects

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 года назад +30

      Instead of getting paid hundreds of thousands being an engineer, he is getting paid hundreds of thousands being a youtuber.

    • @xEMiiCALx33
      @xEMiiCALx33 4 года назад +19

      an actual engineer earns good but nowhere near as good as a he does

    • @lightningmcqueenfanpage4103
      @lightningmcqueenfanpage4103 4 года назад +1

      Likes are at 420 so I’m not gonna like this comment

    • @ronisuominen7707
      @ronisuominen7707 4 года назад +1

      Hes skill and knowledge amazez me

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 года назад

      david n a RUclipsr doesn’t get paid that much

  • @spiraldj
    @spiraldj 4 года назад +547

    Make a robot that locates, hunts, and brutalizes everyone who leaves a bad robot idea

    • @captcalvin2293
      @captcalvin2293 4 года назад +16

      This is the best idea for suicide.

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 4 года назад +2

      @@captcalvin2293 it's so complicated I wonder if god would see it as suicide for the purpose of sinning or not

    • @bump458
      @bump458 4 года назад +1

      Genocide

    • @captcalvin2293
      @captcalvin2293 4 года назад

      @@minoxiothethird Well he would see it as a sin for murder so.

  • @yeetyeet6008
    @yeetyeet6008 4 года назад +507

    Build a robot the turns off the WiFi when anyone in your house starts streaming

    • @ToxicTrashBinBag
      @ToxicTrashBinBag 4 года назад +7

      What did Michael just say!? Stop posting robot ideas that suck ass

    • @simonklaveness7023
      @simonklaveness7023 4 года назад +11

      Didn't you know? He's already built that one

    • @razajafri5193
      @razajafri5193 4 года назад

      did spectrum make this comment?

    • @xanniegaming8760
      @xanniegaming8760 4 года назад

      @@simonklaveness7023 where

    • @kousukekun2059
      @kousukekun2059 4 года назад +4

      @@xanniegaming8760 its a joke because in the OTV house rn the internet is super crap and they have to take turns to stream

  • @hindyproductions4273
    @hindyproductions4273 Год назад +147

    Make a robot that butters your toast for you, but doesn't spaz an obscene amount

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming Год назад +9

      that's called a hand holding a knife

    • @hindyproductions4273
      @hindyproductions4273 Год назад

      @@DinoLoverGaming I meant it would do it for you so you can do something else and save a little bit of time

    • @dr.unventor
      @dr.unventor 10 месяцев назад

      Just put some toast on your windshield wipers. Problem solved

    • @hindyproductions4273
      @hindyproductions4273 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@dr.unventor holy crap, that's almost genius. You would need to find a way around the "butter on/in the car" problem though.

    • @Procommand
      @Procommand 7 месяцев назад

      lol

  • @TheKolbath
    @TheKolbath 4 года назад +564

    Michael is literally giving the entire house PTSD.
    Love it.

    • @nathannorberg5887
      @nathannorberg5887 4 года назад +3

      @Unknown 2 They put him in their content, if anything we have more michael than ever. is a win in my book, weebs or not lol

    • @2.5rs_subaru
      @2.5rs_subaru 4 года назад +1

      He needs to make the chair hidden so you cant tell it's different than another chair then hide it around the house

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 4 года назад

      he dumped the youtube funny men

  • @hepokemon6803
    @hepokemon6803 4 года назад +1592

    Me looking for Darren R in the comment section

    • @leoergen766
      @leoergen766 4 года назад +50

      sorry he was tazed to death in one of Michael's off screen challenges. f

    • @AnionMouse
      @AnionMouse 4 года назад +15

      HAHA thats how i found this comment I was looking for darren R

    • @justjade424
      @justjade424 4 года назад +4

      Sameee

    • @Crowfather7
      @Crowfather7 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @willc9450
      @willc9450 4 года назад

      Saaame

  • @VentA_7
    @VentA_7 4 года назад +402

    I don’t think Michael understands that these aren’t people talking to him: these are demons torturing him, this is a punishment for him.

    • @dumgrrl
      @dumgrrl 4 года назад +6

      *Purgatory.*

    • @PokeNW1
      @PokeNW1 4 года назад +6

      As a demon I can confirm this.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 4 года назад +3

      so he died and we are a ll a part of his own personal hell?

    • @loner6565
      @loner6565 4 года назад +1

      bold of you to assume that micheal himself is not a demon.

    • @somestupidbaboon2783
      @somestupidbaboon2783 4 года назад

      What did he do to deserve this

  • @Breakvan.
    @Breakvan. 8 месяцев назад +2

    Make a robot that is programmed to only burn pieces of paper with the robot ideas on it, and save everything else

  • @GrubbusHubbus
    @GrubbusHubbus 4 года назад +652

    Imagine if we just put 50 of them chairs around a table, and played Russian Roulette with it by using a randomizer that labels the chairs 1-50 and randomly chooses a number 1-50.

    • @crow8318
      @crow8318 4 года назад +15

      musical chairs.

    • @fyodorslover2853
      @fyodorslover2853 4 года назад +12

      yes amazing no more having to pass around a gun! make it so the bodies fall into a hole in the basement so no one has to deal with the bodies

    • @meowm1nt
      @meowm1nt 4 года назад

      epic moment

    • @gravity1537
      @gravity1537 4 года назад

      @@crow8318 Musical chairs, but instead of there being one less chair than usual, its that chair.

    • @mrnoone1235
      @mrnoone1235 4 года назад

      I would pay this dude money if he did that the most dope ass musical chairs game

  • @tiberseptim8330
    @tiberseptim8330 3 года назад +2034

    The most chaotic thing about this is Michael printing the tweets *in colour* to shred them

    • @tiberseptim8330
      @tiberseptim8330 3 года назад +6

      @Hayden Nagorny I am not

    • @captaincommunism723
      @captaincommunism723 3 года назад +26

      Of course he's not European, he's from tamriel

    • @dhruvbanerjee1140
      @dhruvbanerjee1140 3 года назад +3

      I see that even the mighty Talos cannot help but watch Michael Reeves

    • @tiberseptim8330
      @tiberseptim8330 3 года назад +2

      @@dhruvbanerjee1140 we must ensure we monitor the daedra closely

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 3 года назад +2

      @@tiberseptim8330 move over Sheogorath, here comes Michael Reeves

  • @thagoldarmorita7255
    @thagoldarmorita7255 4 года назад +327

    He's looking more and more like a tech Harry Potter every day

    • @jennygreat4846
      @jennygreat4846 4 года назад

      ThaGoldArmorita this is the love child of harry potter and moaning myrtle.

  • @lemursonasofa2954
    @lemursonasofa2954 6 дней назад +1

    Micheal you should make a bowl that heats up your soup by spontaneously combusting.

  • @generic3022
    @generic3022 4 года назад +433

    build a robot that rolls around the house and detects members of the group and bullies them depending on who is detected
    also add a tazer that does something

    • @adrien2471
      @adrien2471 4 года назад +11

      Generic this is the best shitty robot idea I’ve ever read.

    • @reesespeanutbuttercups5548
      @reesespeanutbuttercups5548 4 года назад +1

      This is just a tazer roomba

    • @danielschmidtke9213
      @danielschmidtke9213 4 года назад +1

      Like a... Harassment Bot? Just verbal degradation, or does it get physical and start ramming you too?

  • @RoseGuyCrazy
    @RoseGuyCrazy 4 года назад +760

    "Is it an electric chair?"
    Congrats, Michael. At this point everyone thinks you put a tazer in everything

    • @stillblazinkush
      @stillblazinkush 4 года назад +10

      The chair is decoy for when you fall back into the bed that is electrified.

    • @SUSHlMII
      @SUSHlMII 4 года назад +1

      @@stillblazinkush thats when the top of the electrified table goes in.... put it behimd the chair and when someone sits the chair will make you fall on it

  • @ariel-4131
    @ariel-4131 4 года назад +3633

    this guy's literally playing in creative mode

    • @moomooold
      @moomooold 4 года назад +53

      bro you big brain good comment totally very the like broooo

    • @aswinsenthilkumar1497
      @aswinsenthilkumar1497 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ariel-4131
      @ariel-4131 4 года назад +21

      @@moomooold bruh the right !11 need dopamine to maintain function,,.. insert random unoriginal comment epic style hur,,,,, cringe

    • @deJessias
      @deJessias 4 года назад +61

      Nah, he's playing in survival like all of us he just knows how all of the redstone works

    • @polarisdsmb2015
      @polarisdsmb2015 4 года назад +1

      that's called a roommate

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Ugh, what a long day at work, Im glad im finally home so I can sit down and enj"- PSSSSHHHH

  • @vep1722
    @vep1722 4 года назад +3477

    Make a thing where it’s an eye tracker and five different screens and they all play a movie except for the one that you are looking at

    • @cheesehouse2522
      @cheesehouse2522 4 года назад +91

      This is fantastic

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад +77

      Wow, an actually good idea. I don’t think it would make a good video though.

    • @vep1722
      @vep1722 4 года назад +44

      @@callmeqt1269 Maybe so, but I still think it would be hilarious to get peoples reactions to this type of concept.

    • @Master_YT
      @Master_YT 4 года назад +2

      Bro watch the intro

    • @oscarcorbisier1745
      @oscarcorbisier1745 4 года назад +2

      Ok that's actually good ngl

  • @lovemak104
    @lovemak104 4 года назад +2514

    Me: who’s this guy
    Him: * aggressively yelling at me for ideas I didn’t comment*
    Me: I like him

    • @ChuaKenja
      @ChuaKenja 4 года назад +5

      exactly I just started walking him and now I have subscribed

    • @funyuns77
      @funyuns77 4 года назад +4

      Omg so totes! Like yeah

    • @impulsiveman5901
      @impulsiveman5901 4 года назад +1

      I started today and love him

    • @mpp2350
      @mpp2350 4 года назад +4

      Same i love people who verbally abuse me

    • @XeonPrototype
      @XeonPrototype 4 года назад

      That's literally me right now

  • @Mooshkajoe
    @Mooshkajoe 4 года назад +654

    Gotta love how terrified everyone is at this point to try anything he builds.

    • @GhoskyIsBack
      @GhoskyIsBack 4 года назад +7

      They probably think of him as that one crazy scientist friend

    • @erinmickey2479
      @erinmickey2479 4 года назад +2

      Its cause he likes tazing them.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 4 года назад +1

      Why are you locking the door?

  • @JustinDrentlaw
    @JustinDrentlaw 5 месяцев назад +1

    I didn't know that young Harry Potter was into programming! Learn something new every day!

  • @natashaivanova7360
    @natashaivanova7360 4 года назад +625

    I love how all his friends are traumatized by his inventions

  • @artiequick3583
    @artiequick3583 3 года назад +475

    i can't get over the "that is a FUCKING alarm clock" bit, also on a side note why doesn't micheal just re-make the ejector chair but 1 piston on each leg instead of only 2

    • @orbe5533
      @orbe5533 3 года назад +1

      Yesss

    • @F1Z5Y
      @F1Z5Y 3 года назад

      Tbh that comment about the robot waking you up pisses me off

  • @gayrat4732
    @gayrat4732 4 года назад +253

    michael reeves is the one kid that always used to play with swords but always hit way harder than he should

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +4

      gort r/rareinsults

    • @lesliegriffith4722
      @lesliegriffith4722 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @beeafraid22
      @beeafraid22 4 года назад +2

      My cousin is like that and by that I mean he will beat you with one of those foam swords and he won’t stop until you hit back

    • @hairrynussack9346
      @hairrynussack9346 4 года назад

      He would use full force

    • @lesliegriffith4722
      @lesliegriffith4722 4 года назад

      @@hairrynussack9346 I would

  • @talade5556
    @talade5556 Год назад +1

    Develop on the "I am Ironman" bit,
    PNEUMATIC ARM STILTS
    PUT SOME ON YOUR LEGS TOO AND WALK AROUND LIKE A STRIDER FROM HALF LIFE

  • @Mooshanmut
    @Mooshanmut 4 года назад +367

    Make a drone with a camera that follows you, and wear a vr headset that connects to the camera. So you can live in 3rd person.

    • @lurezpe8655
      @lurezpe8655 4 года назад +5

      THIS is good

    • @sudoShiba
      @sudoShiba 4 года назад +8

      Some dji drones already have this function and you can connect them to a headset so it already exists

    • @muntjackal
      @muntjackal 4 года назад +4

      YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE

    • @reyernestambayec1686
      @reyernestambayec1686 4 года назад +5

      Somebody has already made that though

    • @uni_optic
      @uni_optic 4 года назад

      Not a bad idea

  • @mohammadsarker648
    @mohammadsarker648 4 года назад +1385

    I feel like a comment to him saying “build a robot that ____”
    Has the same feeling of someone asking an artist “Can you draw me?”

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 4 года назад +10

      I mean yeah

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 года назад +29

      Asking a bassist to play “Another One Bites the Dust”

    • @gonyonyen
      @gonyonyen 4 года назад +3

      but hes asking for it tho so i mean :/

    • @Nicole-CunningHares
      @Nicole-CunningHares 4 года назад +3

      FoR fReE?

    • @trimsk9283
      @trimsk9283 4 года назад +8

      or asking a guitarist to play wonderwall

  • @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963
    @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 3 года назад +705

    "THAT IS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK"
    Well William Osman wasn't too uppity for it

  • @Michael-nc3ib
    @Michael-nc3ib Год назад +1

    Wow that the innovation in that paper shredder garbage can. He used the side for the chair you can’t sit on and it left a hole for people to see where their robot ideas end up. Worded out perfectly

  • @dontspeak6372
    @dontspeak6372 4 года назад +564

    Try a chair with a gyroscope. So even if tilted when sitting, you wont fall.

    • @lossnt557
      @lossnt557 4 года назад +19

      Don't Speak holy shit I want to see that

    • @ons7944
      @ons7944 4 года назад +1

      Yess

    • @rieleyslocum870
      @rieleyslocum870 4 года назад +1

      Something actually productive😂

    • @somerandomguy009
      @somerandomguy009 4 года назад +4

      Or, a chair with a gyroscope designed so you fall no matter what.

    • @twrp17
      @twrp17 4 года назад

      Isn't the end result kind of boring....

  • @bababooey9390
    @bababooey9390 2 года назад +4332

    “That is a fuCKING alarm clock.”
    I love that quote so much

  • @cheekybreeky3775
    @cheekybreeky3775 4 года назад +2367

    Michael’s pure unbridled hatred towards us is the greatest thing ever.

    • @Altevari
      @Altevari 4 года назад +21

      Also his pimples

    • @TnvTablet
      @TnvTablet 4 года назад +32

      @@Altevari we don't talk about those

    • @goco3553
      @goco3553 4 года назад +4

      Yesn't

    • @tpt229
      @tpt229 4 года назад +7

      And he still somehow gets sponsored...It's a win-win scenario

    • @Romeohotsexyfun
      @Romeohotsexyfun 4 года назад +3

      @@TnvTablet Why they're all over his face.

  • @DonFlow69
    @DonFlow69 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love how much he tortures fed from todays perspective

  • @rmanmaster
    @rmanmaster 4 года назад +878

    Rig Fed’s door to moan whenever he twist his door knob

  • @MrMoo1452
    @MrMoo1452 3 года назад +4133

    It's funny how Yvonne says "Is that an electric chair?!", And then he goes and builds one like a year later

  • @armaggedon390
    @armaggedon390 4 года назад +489

    How about the "low self-worth mirror"? A mirror with a camera that, when it detects a face close by, dishes out unusual but painful insults.

    • @poopfartlmao2986
      @poopfartlmao2986 4 года назад +9

      i endorse this fully.

    • @imjerm
      @imjerm 4 года назад +2

      @@poopfartlmao2986 I also endorse this fully

    • @santiagog
      @santiagog 4 года назад +1

      Too close to Racist Elmo for him to do it

    • @FBIguy-tz3rc
      @FBIguy-tz3rc 4 года назад

      Yeeeeeees

    • @Big_Tod
      @Big_Tod 4 года назад

      not gonna lie pretty juicy :l

  • @vikramgogoi3621
    @vikramgogoi3621 Год назад +1

    5:19 "Ave Maria" is quite appropriate. You do look quite a bit like Paul Dano's version of the Riddler now that I think of it.

  • @lorenzoborri5529
    @lorenzoborri5529 4 года назад +4768

    Build a bathroom that celebrates every time you flush the toilet and take a roller coaster style souvenir photo to be collected at the exit

    • @ethanmcguinness7877
      @ethanmcguinness7877 4 года назад +25

      Lorenzo Borri nice I guess

    • @lorenzoborri5529
      @lorenzoborri5529 4 года назад +20

      mc stout A new fun and exciting way to poop....maybe

    • @zolwik1999
      @zolwik1999 4 года назад +7

      Better Call Saul did it already to some extent ruclips.net/video/83KLxQ1jjdg/видео.html

    • @LuckyMathew
      @LuckyMathew 4 года назад +28

      Put up a totally not suspicious green screen on the door so when they exit, a souvenir photo will be taken immediately after hearing a familiar taser sound

    • @nastasiacr3676
      @nastasiacr3676 4 года назад +5

      I went at a beer place a few years ago, where when you flushed you could hear "haaallelujaah"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1972

    He's the type of guy to tell Ferb what they're gonna do today

  • @holycrapluvthisvid
    @holycrapluvthisvid 4 года назад +507

    Lily in her stream said "it sounds like tasers going off upstairs"

  • @sunitasipinga7796
    @sunitasipinga7796 Год назад +16

    For the ejector chair you should have put the pressure plate on the back rest so it goes off when their weight is back and they actually fall

  • @11CUPID11
    @11CUPID11 4 года назад +486

    Man this guy is gonna hit puberty soo hard when he gets old.

  • @Stefan_693
    @Stefan_693 4 года назад +644

    Make a robot thats nice to everyone except Lily. 🌺🌺🌺

    • @oreki4185
      @oreki4185 4 года назад +13

      You mean disguisedtoast !

    • @Stefan_693
      @Stefan_693 4 года назад +6

      @@oreki4185 i ment all of offlinetv members

    • @greenygruettgaming2577
      @greenygruettgaming2577 4 года назад +20

      It already exists, it’s name is Micheal

    • @dumbythedumb101
      @dumbythedumb101 4 года назад +1

      Procrastination Machine that is very true... nice

    • @Stefan_693
      @Stefan_693 4 года назад +1

      @@greenygruettgaming2577 then my comment wins. I got my robot made. Ty Micheal

  • @seansora
    @seansora 4 года назад +4611

    This kid is either gonna turn into Tony Stark or Dr. Octavius
    Probably Octavius

  • @amirjan175
    @amirjan175 Год назад +2

    I cant believe how my cousin not only looks like michael he talks like him 😂😂
    I told him if he watches michael reeves and he said yes and he doesnt like him the way michael reeves says it 😂😂

  • @sunsetbridge322
    @sunsetbridge322 4 года назад +527

    Every time Michael uploads he immediately hits trending I swear.

    • @madness3x8
      @madness3x8 4 года назад

      After Dark it ain’t on trending for me lol

    • @hamnnyy
      @hamnnyy 4 года назад +12

      It’s because his content is some of the best on this sight in my opinion. So whenever he actually uploads people go crazy crazy.

    • @mallrat7926
      @mallrat7926 4 года назад +2

      He never hits trending, usually because the of the constant swearing and borderline self torture/crimes against humanity

    • @user-fr1lg8un2c
      @user-fr1lg8un2c 4 года назад +2

      Every time he uploads, he gets more acne.

    • @joshscott213
      @joshscott213 4 года назад

      @@madness3x8 You aren't looking hard enough

  • @JimmyBiernik
    @JimmyBiernik 4 года назад +284

    Build a robot that looks and sounds exactly like a taser but shoots confetti at people

    • @thatanimeguy6330
      @thatanimeguy6330 4 года назад +4

      Jimmy Biernik or a taser that is a water gun

    • @badoi2654
      @badoi2654 4 года назад

      Thats an actually good idea

    • @TheAscael
      @TheAscael 4 года назад

      At 1st I'm like taser is too small to put robot into one to pretend to be one. But then I realized that everyone think anything he hold are basically taser in disguise.

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 4 года назад +5600

    Make two laser pointers that automatically aim at people's eyes and attach them to your glasses so that no one can make eye contact with you

    • @dailydoseof6252
      @dailydoseof6252 4 года назад +110

      Actually good tho

    • @shathaan1763
      @shathaan1763 4 года назад +50

      I think he already did something like that

    • @krisspygaming4392
      @krisspygaming4392 4 года назад +11

      Okay that’s actually pretty good

    • @mayas6543
      @mayas6543 4 года назад +43

      I can't make eye contact with anyone anyways

    • @garythesnail8863
      @garythesnail8863 4 года назад +49

      Ah yes the perfect idea
      _blinding people for making eye contact_
      Edit: this idea was actually made by Michael April 7 2017 titled “the robot that shines a laser in your eye” it’s actually his oldest video

  • @guy.man.person
    @guy.man.person Год назад +2

    I love how just Michael kidnaps his friends use as lab rats

  • @nonson9663
    @nonson9663 4 года назад +282

    "Why are the lights red"
    "Don't *giggle* worry about it*

    • @1ndN2st
      @1ndN2st 4 года назад +3

      it's funnier because you commented it

  • @doughbrie
    @doughbrie 4 года назад +365

    Wtf did I miss since when does Michael live in a girl gamer streaming den

    • @ebenaceto9497
      @ebenaceto9497 4 года назад +30

      OfflineTV my dude

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 4 года назад +61

      He's also the cutest streaming girl in that house, look up when he used a dress for Christmas

    • @itzyaboitman119
      @itzyaboitman119 4 года назад +22

      hes lucky he gets free gamer girl bath water

    • @redx10ili
      @redx10ili 4 года назад +2

      She is a girl
      WITH A PP

    • @TheBellaBubbles
      @TheBellaBubbles 4 года назад +1

      Rodeo_4 I’m gay but I didn’t like so I guess your logic is flawed.

  • @pottati7489
    @pottati7489 4 года назад +439

    Michael is a Hobgoblin while Lily is like his little goblin assistant

  • @JahamezThe1st
    @JahamezThe1st 5 месяцев назад +2

    make a robot to pitch baseballs, yknow when people wanna practice but they don't have friends to pitch the ball to them?