Make a robot that randomly searches through your RUclips comments for comments beginning with “make a robot that” and then reads them aloud to you at random times during the day in order to remind you of your hatred of humanity.
It's funny you know. It's like our "terrible" ideas are better than his "great and totally not horse shit" ideas are better. It's kind of ironic. Don't you think.
For the hot glue gun, have you considered using the heater to heat the entire stick to near melting temperature and fire the entire thing? It’s technically still hot glue.
make a robot that monitors your brain waves, and every time you concentrate the slightest bit it makes horrifying, soul-destroying noises that will soon reduce you to a withered husk of a human being. then use it while trying to do math.
Not only should he build a Roomba that swears when it it walls, but make it reconize when it sees a person and starts to chance them while swaring also! It's like the head hunting drones, but better!
@Micah Motumz Micah, you should check again the video.. There a a Lot of ideas really stupid. There are stupid brilliant ideas and stupid stupid ideas.. Anyway, you should be able understand that Michael saying many ideas are stupid is part of the show.
Make a robot that recognizes whenever you feel happy and throws insults at you at that point. It could teach us alot about facial expression recognition. But it would also require you Michael to express happiness for once. Only to test ofcourse. Actually, nevermind, scrap that idea.
The Frostys No it’s not. This is saying most youtubers like the people who do not like them, and this guy doesn’t like the people who do like him. Try and think.
It would be dope if it spewed out the lines faster than a rap god. Like somewhere over 400 words per minute. (Looked it up, apparently 100 words per minute is slow). Plus 400 is do able.
Okay...this is not a robot idea but a video idea...so basically you code this algorythm that scans your comments and then gets the IP adress to send a tazer robot to the commentor...
That’s because he tried to shoot the hot glue like a solid instead he should have tried to make something more like a heated water gun and it would have actually worked
@@jisoosim8498 If it's hot enough you can get the viscosity down. The only real restriction is keeping it under whatever heat is going to burn the glue.
@@cassidyanne2885 You're the person no one likes when they watch a show. "If you dont own all the merchandise and every single piece of hair of this person you're not a true fan"
Make a robot that plays chess, but instead of beating people at chess, it gives them terrible advice, and makes them feel bad about themselves, so that they walk away from the game, even though they're winning. And then the robot laughs. Also it carves its own pieces out of soap each time it starts a game, and criticizes the other player's storebought pieces.
Make a robot that randomly searches through your RUclips comments for comments beginning with “make a robot that” and then reads them aloud to you at random times during the day in order to remind you of your hatred of humanity.
Wait a minute....
I think I just went back in time
Who hurt you?
Make a robot that is taller that u
Perfect
i will now expect at least 3 projects per video
You are everywhere bro
no he isnt
big fat bear
Ha 420 likes
you underestimate this lazy debil
Make air pods with wires
DSC Maldrim genius
He's speaking the language of the Gods
*Harvard needs your location*
Lol
This is the same thing as make a cheese burger with no cheese on it
can you make a robot that will make michael reeves upload
he made it
Erm what the sigma
“Gimme one. Gimme just one decent idea that’s not terrible for a robot”
Roomba that swears ends up being his most popular video
it was pretty funny
it’s how i found his channel
Fluffy RK9 lol
Mason McVay same dude
It's funny you know. It's like our "terrible" ideas are better than his "great and totally not horse shit" ideas are better. It's kind of ironic. Don't you think.
I really want to see the screaming robot
Yeet, I think that would be sweet!
When it cusses it better be Russian
Unfortunate Existence Studios Hi yes
Yeet on my feet that wold taste really sweet
I was going to like this comment but it was at 666 likes
I dont think I've seen a youtuber with more genuinely hatred for his audience and its great
Honestly this is my first video of him I hated him at first and then I realized its fricking hilarious how he hates everyone lol
@@thatguy7775 he hates himself too.
Whistlin diesel
I think he should make a I-don’t-care-Inator
Idubbbz
For the hot glue gun, have you considered using the heater to heat the entire stick to near melting temperature and fire the entire thing? It’s technically still hot glue.
Hot glue railcannon
@@him1465
An air gun
Not a railcannon
Dumbass
I mean he kinda did
Can we please get a rumba that curses
We need it
Yes. A rumba.
when it hits something
yes, please!
10 / 10 WOULD BUY
I wish he did the roomba idea. that would be hilarious
Yessss
true
ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA
And used max moe foe screaming
Crazy
How about a robot that deletes comments about robots
Utube
*This comment has been deleted*
Goddamnit bro I just commented this.
@@jagerfromgsg945 omg same
This man is the exact opposite of those teachers who say "nothing is a bad idea"
make a robot that monitors your brain waves, and every time you concentrate the slightest bit it makes horrifying, soul-destroying noises that will soon reduce you to a withered husk of a human being. then use it while trying to do math.
hahaha
soooooo, if you remember the car video with the brain wave reader, when you are scared it is the same as concentrated
You're a monster.....
@@dadams106 That would make it even better
Harrison Bergeron is getting real...
This is the quality content I subscribed for
Lol
I’d say this is a great collab opportunity!
collaaaab
Yeah fly out to hawaii and do some actual engineering on his shit also cause theyre room mates you can do one with his roommate guy too
IKR
Make a machine that curses at only William when he enters the house
SavagePubMix y e s
So you basically want Michael to clone himself
SavagePubMix that has to be done
a fan that tracks your eyes and blows sand at them
make swearing rumba for real
I second this. Fell in love with that idea when I heard it. ^.^
Domantas Grybauskas it just plays Gordon Ramsay quotes when it crashes
Like this is a really good idea
It's too easy
With Gordon Ramsay's voice
You should have still done that roomba idea
I really want to see that roomba
Yes he should
He did
TheBushCamper He did
Phat cock He did
I like how he just says things directly to his fans
He has no one else
@@RenaudAlly yur in the matrix quick eat this blu pill
michael gives me the vibes of someone who would make a robot dog piss beer into a cup
Oh wow.. I wish he had made that swearing roomba. That would be absolutely awesome
was thinking the same thing... would be the one thing I would actually want to build.
Yeah, already built it. Pretty simple, duct tape a frisbee to your midget friend's face and push him around in walls.
Not only should he build a Roomba that swears when it it walls, but make it reconize when it sees a person and starts to chance them while swaring also! It's like the head hunting drones, but better!
To you future idiots he has made one :3
@@kalebboothby4178 it's a joke
He’s actually the TF2 engineer
With the insanity of the medic
Ah yes
Lmfao 😂
Yes he is
And body of scout
Make a program that detects Ding Ding in the frame of a video and blasts deep fried bass until he falls off of whatever he's on.
John Williams yes
Nice
Ok
The greatest quote to ever come out of this man: 4:52
Make a speaker that mutes itself when you sing along to the music.
this would be great for a car radio cause people are TONE DEAF 😂
@@madelineb3356 but i feel like a lot of the fun of singing in the car is that you cant hear how bad you are
Lep Exactly and thats why he should build it
Right so kinda like an anti-karaoke machine. Instead of singing along to the music, you sing against it.
I'd paid for this
It took a few months but we finally have it : Screaming Swearing Roomba.
A4RON finally 😂😂
Big hit too
Nah
But he said that in the video??
@Micah Motumz Micah, you should check again the video.. There a a Lot of ideas really stupid. There are stupid brilliant ideas and stupid stupid ideas.. Anyway, you should be able understand that Michael saying many ideas are stupid is part of the show.
“A Roomba that screams and swears when it bumps into things. Michael - I actually like that one.” The origin of a legendary video.
One year later
2*
"A robot that pisses on a cup" great idea but nah a robot that shoots chicken nuggets at u is bad
666. i cannot like.
And a legendary relationship
It's all fun and games until he hacks all your accounts, finds out where you live, and then makes your entire house a taser desk.
He should have built the swearing roomba... but I guess that would contradict the point of this video so okay
Yes
Woop woop Hilda best show
oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, who keeps putting these fucking walls in the way?
@@PokenShaho yee
Dude fr
Im glad he ended up making the screaming roomba
Good biscuit666
Let's bring more shit/awesome ideias
Make legs that have pistons in them. Piston legs. Michael, piston legs. Imagine how tall you can be.
@Michael Reeves
Michael REEEEEEEEEE
@Neilanjan Nagpal maybe...
Those are stilts
YOU ARE DOGSHIT
build your dad with invisible lego bricks
The robot that dumps water on itself had more security than Hawaii’s missile alert
Or NASA's database.
You should make a robot that dispenses quality video ideas
Yeah but then he will have to think of good video ideas to put into it
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 he can code a random sentence generator ;)
@@lowlifeanarchist9762 use a neural network to generate ideas based on all the ideas he's done so far
and then immediately shreds them
That’s a good AI
Make a robot that plays Minecraft cave sounds when it’s quiet and dark in the house.
bitch yes
we're all still watching it anyways
Please don’t say hell make this
Or subnauctica sounds
Imagine that you are downstairs getting a glass of water and then all of the sudden you hear a Reaper Leviathan behind you
When you found a creaper in real life 🙄😏
watching this video 3 years late while drunk as hell is certainly a particular type of vibe that most will never know
Little did he know that the screaming roomba idea would be one of his most viewed videos
Im fucking dying inside
Specalkai random but ok
Gayyyy
Rj Newens ?
And his voice actor would be his future gf
Little did he know he would make that roomba a real thing
No I'm pretty sure he knew right away If he was gonna do something
and it being his best watched video
I feel like the one that dumps water on itself would get accepted into a museum as an expensive piece of modern art. Which makes it even more shit.
Electric Suicide
Detroit: become a little *too* human
Yes
It’s a representation of humans and their destructive nature . For example smoking cigarettes even though it will eventually kill them
Make a bed that works like an alarm clock but instead of a beeping noise you put two pneumatic cylinders in the back that spring the bed forward
Micheal calls us stupid for 7 mins
13mil people: gangsta
But only 530k people actually liked it
& now it has 13M views
*Michael
@@wahoo264 *mykull*
@@Abel-yp6ux meykhull
Make a machine that senses every time you get happy and tells you a sad fact
yes. YES.
@@vasililiev9481 This was such a missed opportunity for you to say oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah thats a good idea
Oh yeah yeah definitely
Oh yeah yeah
I really like the roomba that keeps on cursing when it hit the wall
Welsan 03 I fucking want him to build that shittt
@@babysitter7663 true AF
He has to build that
That idea was god tier
@@babysitter7663 you're like...10 years old
The desk thing is for when you're making bad robot ideas. It helps you reconsider what you're doing by just not letting you do it
REMEMBER THAT GOOD LIST I MADE FOR YOU. I HAD PLENTY OF 2/10s
Takaishiisan can you speak English? I’m 80% sure I had an aneurysm trying to decipher what you just said.
GINGERPALE
Kevin Conners sorry man I am from Germany and not good at English
Nani
well hey there Gingy, didn't expect to see you here.
The dude who suggested the swearing roomba must’ve felt pretty good when that video was finally made
Yeah
Now he’s dating the swearing roomba
@@DoomgathMichael you mean, not the guy who suggested the comment
I’m looking forward to the angry roomba
Also give it a gun that shoot if it detects motion
SWEARING and guns best thing ever
No. It shoots him whenever he turns on the light. With a light hitting BB gun, we don't need him getting Physically Hurt, just mentally hurt.
That would be called "A sentry". Amazing, right?
Bitch this ain't fucking call of duty
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanna see a lawn sprinkler that turns on when people are nearby and aims at them.
Make a scooter that starts spinning uncontrollably when it sees ankles nearby. A proximity scooter mine, if you will.
I will fuckin do that if I have too.
Jdburko Gaming YESSS
don't commit scooter ankle you have so much to live for!!!!!!
use a old blue razor scooter it hurts like shiitake
My ankles hurt reading this
Make a robot that recognizes whenever you feel happy and throws insults at you at that point. It could teach us alot about facial expression recognition. But it would also require you Michael to express happiness for once. Only to test ofcourse. Actually, nevermind, scrap that idea.
Kevin Bäckstäde Microsoft Azure has an emotion API that can handle the “feeling happy” part.
@@naomihyldmar999 Brilliant. Only the actual "feeling happy" part left.
michael has expressed on numerous occasions that he doesn't want to teach us shit
Shut up your robot idea is stupid
this is Tony Stark's backstory to becoming Iron Man
@The Animator yes
@The Animator ...just...OK.
“Superman”
Rick Sanchez “the short version”
do you mean the story
or
the person
Make a robot where you have a decent upload schedule
This is Michael's unique way of telling us that hes running out of ideas and need help
Kaiyu Not Kaiyu no no it’s not
Z Hardcore Otaku r/woooosh dumbass
Z Hardcore Otaku stfu you degenerate unflushable sac of faeces
Kaiyu Not Caillou thus, say more ideas
@@red-2895 no
Build a robot that solves i am not a robot captchas
Finally
Some good fucking food
Are you the one called Satan?
Already been done.
@@raultororomero9079 so...
@@mydude457 so what?
I actually wanna see the roomba
Me to
@@Bread_Lord same
Me too
Well he made one
He should make the hot glue gun shoot the hot glue sticks not the heated hot glue
Normal youtuber: Loves his haters
Michael: Hates his fans
I love my fan and my heater. My fan works especially well in the summer when it's hot, and the heater is great for the winter when it's cold!!
The Frostys No it’s not. This is saying most youtubers like the people who do not like them, and this guy doesn’t like the people who do like him.
Try and think.
No
@@rooiboquality6603 i also love my heater its so good and warm
some random kid here before this guy got 1.5K like
Make a robot that deletes every robot suggestion
A real visionary
That's impossible!
It would automatically destroy itself!
@Arron Hall didn't he ask for more bad suggestions? I may have misunderstood the video
Make that roomba robot pleaseeeee
FR, I feel like it follows the theme of the "Trigger Me elmo" so it's not TERRIBLE
GO DJ ROOMBA.
ruclips.net/video/pXhsUPtsiLU/видео.html
Yes
Can't like comment... It's at 666
Plz make it
Build a robot that builds another robot out of its own parts until it is just the same robot that you built building itself over and over again.
Make a robot that promotes Skillshare for you.
yes lmao
It would be dope if it spewed out the lines faster than a rap god. Like somewhere over 400 words per minute. (Looked it up, apparently 100 words per minute is slow). Plus 400 is do able.
Oh hell yeah!
i understand him now
thanos car
i actually want to see a roomba that screams when it runs into stuff
I was wishing it was in the video, but it wasn't,
YESSS
hahahaha, hilarious
Your wish is my command
good.
make a program that can calculate when will my dad come home from his smoke break
Not going to happen
too high of a number
Sorry son just give me a sec
Here ya go:
x=1
while x != 0:
print("He'll come back soon...")
x=x+1
print("He came back!")
he never coming back bro.
Okay...this is not a robot idea but a video idea...so basically you code this algorythm that scans your comments and then gets the IP adress to send a tazer robot to the commentor...
every single person who liked this lacks brain
Please dont!
thats actually really funny
Build a robot that stops your videos from getting demonetized
if only
do u mean the time he made an anti-swearing taser? because thats the only thing that could help.
He’s a smart man, I’m sure he could figure it out
Then build a robot that defies everything in the laws of physics
mueffeffeffeffeffe
A robot that knocks everything off your desk every 10 minutes? Interesting idea but I think they call that a cat.
Accurate
Boy am i used to that 😑😑😑😑
That just my retarded dog
Anus
L
Then build a robot cat.
*“A robot that screams and swears when it bumps into things.”*
Me in 2019: Michael this was foreshadowing.
Kappa Kappa yeeeeees
Roomba*
Check the upload date.
@@Biddieslover This was in response to the original comment, which implied that this video was uploaded before 2019.
Hentai Hero this was a joke. You don’t seem to know this
you should make a robot that stops charging a device once it hits 100%
This is basically the Gordon Ramsey of Tech
He's amazing at it, and he calls out how inferior you guys are.
Not enough RAW though..
@@garystinten9339 *Fucking Raw!!!!!!*
@North Korea is Best Korea what does that even mean?
Oo
Im nitpicky but you spelled Ramsay wrong i think
"your robots are shit"
*makes a $74,500 robot dog piss beer*
You wanted one two
@@bardoram3097 TWO!?!?!
Okay but you have to admit, making a Boston dynamics robot piss on their parking lot is hilarious
@@jonathangray9073 sorry had just
woke up
True
Make a robot that screams When you try to say something
So you basically want a robot that is a mad woman and when you want to clear something out it behaves like a mad woman?
Also make it follow you
Make it scream shut the fuck up
Already been made, its called a wife
Well... The upside is that our 'RoboWife' can be reprogrammed at any time
You should make a cabinet that opens every 5 minutes
To be fair, this guy somehow managed to shoot hot glue slower that a normal hot glue gun
That’s because he tried to shoot the hot glue like a solid instead he should have tried to make something more like a heated water gun and it would have actually worked
@@Cicyro4716 i hope someday you realize viscosity is a thing
@@jisoosim8498 If it's hot enough you can get the viscosity down. The only real restriction is keeping it under whatever heat is going to burn the glue.
@@joshuaconklin8378 or you know, JUST USE SUPER GLUE.... that works too....
@@quilahnmena5247 I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to spray molten hot glue around.
Do the swearing Roomba in an actual video
I SECOND THIS
I THIRD THIS
I FOURTH THIS.
Oh yeah yeah
I FIFTH THIS, JUS CUS.
A roomba that swears and screams when it bumps into things, that sounds familiar
the idea came from here. they fucking spammed him with it after he said he liked the idea xD
cause he ended up making it this was the video that inspired it
He already made it.
yes this video was first i am aware he made one
I want that
make a robot that plays ping pong and if it scores a point it will taze the person going against it.
I feel like this man could make something life changing but doesn’t know it
he did it
Or he just doesn't care
tazer tag
Wdym his surgery robot is life changing
@@thegipper1215 life removing
Make a door that moans when you open/close it
Yes
No
@@emmygirl1phluffey742 yes.
*Zarbon has entered the chat*
"Here's another one of those self satisfying doors... I can tell from the intolerable amount of smugness it suddenly generates."
this guy is like the Gordon Ramsay of electronics
Your Mum nae the filthy frank of shit ideas and robots
WHERE IS THE LIGHT BULB!?!??!
hahahhahaaha this the best comment ever
@@dizzyfizzy4203 Ryder nigga
Except he'd scream at kids too
A car horn that says honk instead of making the sound but reacts to how angry you are feeling for it's tone.
Michael is the perfect example of a Chaotic Genius
Yes
Hes a chaotic good
Hitler
@@hamzaehab4785 Wtf
@@Microwaveables11 bruh he's the most fucking chaotic evil man there is.
0:48 so because of this one tweet,this one man,he got a girlfriend.
Ahahahah true!
Hmmm 2020 user
Yep
@@XFlen Hmm 2017 user
No like , comment in 2020.
I'm not convinced this isn't just a botched Elon Musk clone that escaped the Illuminati cloning facility.
Musk could never
he said before that he is the elon musk of bad ideas
ruclips.net/video/2kb7MTkiFy0/видео.html
@@Georgeparkerfilm did you really just advertise yourself in a reply to a comment smh
Rychoo did you know that the corona virus was created in a lab by Illuminati scientists to cut down on the worlds population.
Build a humanoid combat chassis, armed with large caliber weapons platforms and code a singularity into it.
Make a robot that makes you upload more
Tijhe vella-verney Oof
Impossible!
dude your asking for the impossible ;/
Ha
BAKANA!
Build a robot that closes the door before you walk in
Hunter Canaday this is what he meant when he said you all have terrible ideas
Fuck you mean this is idealistic gold 😂
@@PachaUploads that's the joke
Not even gunna lie I’d actually build this just to piss people off
Wow is just depressing
Lmao this is the saddest bunch of replies I’ve ever seen on RUclips
Says our ideas are shit but has a great time making the roomba.
I think he kinda liked the roomba one
He’s sarcastic, learn the channel you’re watching or don’t at all 😂
He even said he liked the Roomba idea.
@@cassidyanne2885 Calm down, I'm poking fun at his inconsistency.
@@cassidyanne2885 You're the person no one likes when they watch a show. "If you dont own all the merchandise and every single piece of hair of this person you're not a true fan"
One out of X thousand comments.......
tbf Michael, these awful ideas aren't so awful when they give something even more precious than their awful uses: juicy content
A rumba with knifes on it that detects and chases ankles.
bigGgamer stabby has evolved
I want this
we need more name ideas
Stabby?
Yes
Please make the screaming roomba
"i've never going to do a user suggested robot"
a few months later: a roomba that screams when it runs into things
Also the scream microwave
Also the camera taser
He said he liked that one
Lol
*tazer camera stares* am I a joke to you
Is he wearing a francis of the filth hoodie?! Thats absolutely amazing
Make a robot that plays chess, but instead of beating people at chess, it gives them terrible advice, and makes them feel bad about themselves, so that they walk away from the game, even though they're winning. And then the robot laughs. Also it carves its own pieces out of soap each time it starts a game, and criticizes the other player's storebought pieces.
this idea is unique
please?
Absolutely incredible
I'm so confused. This idea is awesome.
so basically glados. for chess
you should definitely make the roomba that curses when it hits stuff. That sounded like a awesome idea.
is ur pfp raphtalia?
@@X0v3r u blind lol.
@@X0v3r no its an orginal commission i got drawn for my alias its also a twitch emote i use.
And he should gift that Roomba to Will (?
@@DarkDream5 now we are talking
His content
99%: of making our stupid ideas
1%: of making his own ideas
100%: hating his fans ideas
But don’t forget he works hard on his videos
hi brother
Why hello there 🧐
Well that's why we love him cuz he honest at least
@@rmanmaster General kenobi
You’re honestly right, but no hate
You should make a robot that produces electric signals and has a LED screen that connects to the cloud. Maybe you could call it a telephone.
Comment: "make a roomba that screams when it bumps into things"
Michael: "i kinda like that"
And that's how I met your mother
@@infrakazos wh - so - ?
@@infrakazos your point?
I just got it and awww, this is so true and cute
@@Knives.424e context: his current gf did a voice for the roomba video.
@@jubairhuq5281 And
a scooter but when you pick it up it swings full force into your ankle
gaming, i got in the screaming microwave video im gamer
So a normal scooter?
HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTAR WARRIOR yeah but with jets
@@loafofloafs wait yours dosent have jets
A scooter with a horizontal jet and one of those wheels that sparks when you press on the brake
I fucking love you for this
5:01
Gun that instead of shooting hot glue in liquid state, it shoots the whole fucking stick of solid glue.
Nailed it
@@ryanm7832 cheesy but good
that is so true
That is what I thought
U beat me to it