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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 46 тыс.

  • @Weaverbeats
    @Weaverbeats 5 лет назад +893

    >You guys should have at least asked
    >Can... Can we do it?
    >NO

    • @Rageem4005
      @Rageem4005 5 лет назад +15

      Weaver Beats so that’s like a no

    • @ClassicalPianoisMyJam
      @ClassicalPianoisMyJam 5 лет назад +16

      I’m still laughing at that part. They definitely would’ve said no even if they asked before hahah

    • @Gunboy122
      @Gunboy122 5 лет назад +9

      Absolute soccer mom

    • @blankfist2921
      @blankfist2921 5 лет назад

      Dis aint 4chan fam

    • @chippym8316
      @chippym8316 3 года назад

      > fishtext

  • @theunidentifiedchannel
    @theunidentifiedchannel 5 лет назад +399

    I don't know if I can communicate how uncomfortable that target scene made me.

    • @larbmining
      @larbmining 5 лет назад +17

      The Unidentified Channel “can we do it”
      “No”
      I died 😂

    • @simplsquam
      @simplsquam 5 лет назад +3

      Tbh the target workers seemed like a holes

  • @firestonevlogs6361
    @firestonevlogs6361 5 лет назад +533

    I had a microwave with a bad door latch switch so it only worked when you punched it.
    To this day I regret repairing the punchowave.

    • @akirarusty2335
      @akirarusty2335 5 лет назад +7

      FirestoneVlogs wait so did you have to saitama punch it or 64-palm that shit the entire time it cooked?

    • @Nosiu
      @Nosiu 5 лет назад +8

      "Punchwave" sounds like a brand new music genre 🤔

    • @vanessabanales3689
      @vanessabanales3689 5 лет назад

      @@Nosiu fr

    • @chrissi.enbyYT
      @chrissi.enbyYT 5 лет назад

      @@Nosiu New PunkRock Band Name

    • @callumherrick7763
      @callumherrick7763 5 лет назад

      Hey thats a good robot idea 🤔

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 3 года назад +3836

    "You guys could've at least asked"
    "....can we do it?"
    *"NO"*

    • @swissmediastuff
      @swissmediastuff 2 года назад +221

      “Is that like a no?”

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 2 года назад +33

      @@RedTheCat-ff5ig uh, what?
      The line delivery was funny

    • @burningbandit
      @burningbandit 2 года назад +24

      Those employees were really salty

    • @serenity7655
      @serenity7655 Год назад +8

      @@burningbandit mad cuz they don’t get free food

    • @MiseourMow
      @MiseourMow Год назад +6

      ​@@serenity7655They probably would have if they had at least asked

  • @blockbusterantarctica5192
    @blockbusterantarctica5192 5 лет назад +546

    Oh this some monster inc shit with the scream powered stuff.

    • @jaydenbarreiro3859
      @jaydenbarreiro3859 5 лет назад +1

      Blockbuster Antarctica underrated comment

    • @evansorlie1337
      @evansorlie1337 5 лет назад

      Yea but it’s not powered by the scream it’s just activated. I was thinking the same thing lol

  • @Lone_Doge
    @Lone_Doge 3 года назад +8320

    Michael really likes to walk into target with items that look like bombs

    • @contentmonst3r303
      @contentmonst3r303 3 года назад +24

      yep

    • @Random_Furryyy
      @Random_Furryyy 3 года назад +179

      Next time he should have a box that says NOT A BOMB on it

    • @sigma6112
      @sigma6112 3 года назад +8

      Underated comment

    • @Valanci555
      @Valanci555 3 года назад +36

      Becoz their name is target.

    • @igemily
      @igemily 3 года назад +3

      @@P1xeLynx LOL

  • @bloopy5027
    @bloopy5027 5 лет назад +886

    “Can we do it”
    “No”
    “Is that like a no...”

    • @emmamcnamara761
      @emmamcnamara761 5 лет назад +6

      Pearllover100 sOmEtImEs a nO mEaNs mAybE

    • @konjurist
      @konjurist 5 лет назад +1

      Hey you stole my comment

    • @bloopy5027
      @bloopy5027 5 лет назад

      Butterpillar great minds think alike

  • @UnderPuppets
    @UnderPuppets 3 года назад +904

    The guy screaming "COOK! COOK IT!" at the microwave is the best part lmao

  • @qxk
    @qxk 5 лет назад +532

    In this video, Michael Reeves-Wazowski from "Monsters Inc." literally uses scream power.

    • @Tigerbricks11
      @Tigerbricks11 5 лет назад +11

      I suppose you’re right 🤔

    • @isaaclitwiller7373
      @isaaclitwiller7373 5 лет назад +1

      Build a robot that tazez people when they enter your room

    • @karsonlol
      @karsonlol 5 лет назад +2

      If we scared little kids and made them scream them captured the energy and stored it for years we could make enough energy to bring every one to Area 51 to see them aliens 👽

  • @saltypetunias1580
    @saltypetunias1580 5 лет назад +574

    How did nobody notice that this is how the entire monsters inc. world is powered

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 5 лет назад +40

      Dude, that technology's been outdated since 2001. It's all about laughter now.

    • @ven5707
      @ven5707 5 лет назад +12

      I liked the old version better.

    • @bookario1126
      @bookario1126 5 лет назад +2

      Haha true

    • @Mothmans_Partner
      @Mothmans_Partner 5 лет назад +1

      My microwave already screams at me

  • @xdave9683
    @xdave9683 5 лет назад +6308

    "You should've at least asked"
    "Can we do it"
    "No"
    *Sad microwave noises*

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 5 лет назад +284

      They got so fucking angry.

    • @leon.690sm9
      @leon.690sm9 5 лет назад +159

      So is this like... A no?

    • @TRDiscordian
      @TRDiscordian 5 лет назад +232

      @@centuzezaim7471 I can't even imagine taking a job at a retail chain that seriously lol. I'd probably still ask him to leave, but I'd wanna see what he's doing first haha.

    • @user-gu8nl
      @user-gu8nl 5 лет назад +36

      Microwave: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

    • @DarkSignal59
      @DarkSignal59 5 лет назад +24

      * cries in microwave *

  • @TheDailyKnife009
    @TheDailyKnife009 5 месяцев назад +59

    A GPS that purposely sends you in the wrong direction and shames you for not being there on time

    • @CatInSuit69
      @CatInSuit69 2 месяца назад +1

      thats called google maps

    • @TheDailyKnife009
      @TheDailyKnife009 2 месяца назад

      @@CatInSuit69 nah, Apple Maps 🤣

  • @oliviajohnson9069
    @oliviajohnson9069 5 лет назад +52205

    Make a TV that gets louder every time someone talks during the movie

    • @fareswael4651
      @fareswael4651 5 лет назад +500

      Lol

    • @ladysquids
      @ladysquids 5 лет назад +708

      Olivia Johnson absolute mayhem

    • @spookyrobbie
      @spookyrobbie 5 лет назад +998

      that would be epic actually

    • @Kamppix
      @Kamppix 5 лет назад +1522

      Your idea is good and you should feel good about yourself

    • @ladysquids
      @ladysquids 5 лет назад +71

      Kimmo Leukkunen alrighty then. weirdass comment but ok

  • @coda56
    @coda56 5 лет назад +2787

    *Puts metal in microwave*
    *screams to make it turn on*
    *_gets scared and screams louder_*
    microwave F uC kI n G explodes

    • @gwennycake5046
      @gwennycake5046 5 лет назад +20

      Screams "Allahu Akbar"

    • @Didymus-vz6uy
      @Didymus-vz6uy 5 лет назад +7

      this made my day, you have no idea how happy I am now

    • @maxhacks2942
      @maxhacks2942 5 лет назад +1

      how do you make that fucking text?

    • @maxhacks2942
      @maxhacks2942 5 лет назад +1

      that just changes the looks of my browser a bit

    • @coda56
      @coda56 5 лет назад +1

      holy fuCK i have 1k likes, i got notifications for 3 of them

  • @unfunnypersonnot
    @unfunnypersonnot 4 года назад +3036

    Michael: can we do it
    Target: no
    Michael: is that like a no

    • @dankwni
      @dankwni 4 года назад +111

      that was a whole karen and a half

    • @meiguess1222
      @meiguess1222 4 года назад +3

      @@dankwni yes

    • @romeochen7621
      @romeochen7621 4 года назад

      no

    • @Joseph_Stuntn
      @Joseph_Stuntn 4 года назад +2

      I think this microwave would only sell well for abusive households

    • @axlz3924
      @axlz3924 4 года назад

      He would realise that your idea is trash ur ugly and I hate u and know one loves you

  • @joshrayne724
    @joshrayne724 2 года назад +44

    The fact that he said “and nobody loves you or cares about you” to that whole crowd just to cap off the bit for this video. Dude has balls and commitment

  • @bluemycool
    @bluemycool 4 года назад +1651

    That kid who got a single popped corn looked so happy. Protect him at all costs.

    • @jackwilly456
      @jackwilly456 4 года назад +4

      Is popped corn a different way of saying it in different areas of the world? All my life i have heard it called popcorn

    • @brischkor3541
      @brischkor3541 4 года назад +4

      @@jackwilly456 It just means that the corn has popped, it is a popped corn but the food itself is popcorn, weather it's already popped or not I guess

    • @KwabenaL.
      @KwabenaL. 4 года назад

      Coronavirus won't be infecting him.

    • @ahnurmom_187
      @ahnurmom_187 4 года назад +1

      hope lil guy is doing good rn

  • @megawetard4376
    @megawetard4376 5 лет назад +472

    put the screaming roomba in a small box with the microwave

  • @GipGap
    @GipGap 5 лет назад +4315

    Make a twister mat that's electrically charged everywhere but the circles

  • @quinr_5
    @quinr_5 3 года назад +52

    I love coming back to these videos and seeing that he actually followed through on some of these suggestions later on

  • @willstuber2622
    @willstuber2622 5 лет назад +467

    Holy crap. When the target lady said “you could’ve at least asked” and Michael asked, that’s killed me

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 5 лет назад +42

      I mean, they should have asked bla bla its illegal but that lady had such a bitchy attitude about it.

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 5 лет назад +542

    A robot that threatens anybody that tries to unplug it or turn it off.

    • @matthewjeffery9434
      @matthewjeffery9434 5 лет назад +6

      this

    • @EnderGamesMC
      @EnderGamesMC 5 лет назад +13

      And then plug that robot in at Target

    • @fuizipra
      @fuizipra 5 лет назад +1

      It has a tazer.

    • @tullywaters9732
      @tullywaters9732 5 лет назад +2

      I feel like I've seen this before, a box with a moving tentacle, with a knife strapped to it, the switch is in reach of the knife, that's this exact machine

    • @BatteredNuts
      @BatteredNuts 5 лет назад +1

      what about anyone who tries to turn it on or plug it in!

  • @ooey3178
    @ooey3178 4 года назад +3353

    My parents fighting in the kitchen:
    The microwave: *My time has come*

  • @lordbitchy780
    @lordbitchy780 2 года назад +16

    the fact that he actually made the one that he liked in a later video

  • @hb-mek
    @hb-mek 5 лет назад +1811

    3:03
    "You should have atleast asked"
    "Can we do it?"
    "No"

    • @suhanrahaman4342
      @suhanrahaman4342 5 лет назад +110

      This is why we don't ask, CAROL

    • @eviedakitsune1566
      @eviedakitsune1566 5 лет назад +16

      @Alexander Eger lol the real way to get stimulation as a girl

    • @kqzo
      @kqzo 5 лет назад +2

      never goin to targer

    • @Pandagoda
      @Pandagoda 5 лет назад +18

      Okay, here's a theory. What if Michael actually went to the Target people and asked if he can record. However! at the same time, he also asked if they can help him out by acting like they're kicking him out, but the Target people get progressively more infuriated (due to the absurd amount of takes (because what's production value?)) to the point where they actually kicked him out? Crazy? I THINK NOT...

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 5 лет назад +5

      So damn stingy

  • @bigmanwilfred4955
    @bigmanwilfred4955 5 лет назад +3059

    “You guys shouldve at least asked”
    “Can we do it”
    “No!”
    “Is that a no”

    • @gasterrex3605
      @gasterrex3605 5 лет назад +7

      That's what you're for.

    • @alonetraveler5391
      @alonetraveler5391 5 лет назад +4

      Is that like a no

    • @alonetraveler5391
      @alonetraveler5391 5 лет назад +1

      Wasn't your battery arrest what brought you game dont you also like to zip and zoom on through the snow

    • @AreBelongToUs1
      @AreBelongToUs1 5 лет назад

      @@alonetraveler5391 I think I just had a stroke.

    • @M.R.T.xns.
      @M.R.T.xns. 6 месяцев назад

      @@alonetraveler5391I want u 😛

  • @megasnorlax4155
    @megasnorlax4155 5 лет назад +642

    Target Employee: you didn't even ask
    Michael: can we do it
    Target Employee: NO!!!

    • @ignaciomg500
      @ignaciomg500 5 лет назад +42

      *it's that like a no?*

    • @metaltension
      @metaltension 5 лет назад +21

      She was such an asshole about it

    • @MrChrisw34
      @MrChrisw34 5 лет назад +12

      A robot that calls target to ask if you can test inventions there?

    • @LucibelleHell
      @LucibelleHell 5 лет назад +4

      Such a bitch smh

    • @smallmailman3992
      @smallmailman3992 5 лет назад

      give them 20 bucks.

  • @alchemicalmuse3385
    @alchemicalmuse3385 3 года назад +33

    never have i seen a youtuber roast his own followers so much. im subscribing.

  • @smik5304
    @smik5304 5 лет назад +3396

    “You guys should’ve asked.”
    “...Can we do it?”
    “No.”
    “...is that a no then?”

    • @theofficialchan
      @theofficialchan 5 лет назад +108

      He is so smart yet so dumb.

    • @bobograndman
      @bobograndman 4 года назад +57

      "You should have asked so we could have said no while sitting still, but now we have to walk 20 feet to say no instead"

    • @giannhsskokotas1289
      @giannhsskokotas1289 4 года назад +2

      That's the conversation that Michael and his fans had about suggesting bad ideas

    • @MoxStorm
      @MoxStorm 4 года назад +3

      God that target manager is such a bitch

    • @psychoriot866
      @psychoriot866 4 года назад +1

      @@MoxStorm yeah.. i know she was doing her job but edit: she doesn't have to be an asshole about it

  • @badg3r458
    @badg3r458 4 года назад +2193

    imagine the guy who requested the idea was in the vidcon audience

  • @nosaj4116
    @nosaj4116 4 года назад +2725

    Michael when he first started: "Im super open to suggestions"
    Michael now: "Your idea is terrible and you should feel bad about yourself"

    • @Ren-hx2cl
      @Ren-hx2cl 4 года назад +21

      Nosaj 411 I swear he used one of the comments ideas taser camera

    • @sackout2947
      @sackout2947 4 года назад +7

      @@Ren-hx2cl he did, he tased like 5 people using it

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 4 года назад +6

      @@sackout2947 9 he tased 9 people.

    • @winswind2823
      @winswind2823 4 года назад +3

      " trip and hurt youself - all of you "

    • @dannyb.2911
      @dannyb.2911 4 года назад +5

      He’s the Elon musk of bad ideas

  • @kuehnerthanyou3409
    @kuehnerthanyou3409 2 года назад +27

    Yo I know I'm late to the party but you created a core memory for that kiddo, I'm sure. Anything really strange and silly really stood out to me and shaped my humour as a child

  • @deiuyb7338
    @deiuyb7338 4 года назад +2649

    I love how micheal made sure he didn’t cuss around the little kid lmao

    • @nici9376
      @nici9376 4 года назад +62

      TheBoomPhantom He was really responsable

    • @clockwork2656
      @clockwork2656 4 года назад +10

      @@spidercubed9718 responsible dumbass

    • @clockwork2656
      @clockwork2656 4 года назад +2

      @@vincentphilip4764 I understand that he tried to correct him but failed himself. Or tried to mock him

    • @clockwork2656
      @clockwork2656 4 года назад +1

      @@vincentphilip4764 I'll do it to people who think they have the right to mock people and correct them lmao

    • @brandonf2163
      @brandonf2163 4 года назад +13

      @@clockwork2656 dumbass it's responsable

  • @dietrich4276
    @dietrich4276 5 лет назад +403

    Imagine trying to microwave some stuff at 1 am

    • @deadstr
      @deadstr 5 лет назад +8

      just get close to the microwave and blow into it

    • @slotfiller5995
      @slotfiller5995 5 лет назад +4

      Dietrich427 whoops almost turned ur 69 likes to 70 sorry

    • @aitor.online
      @aitor.online 5 лет назад +2

      as if the beeps werent loud enough😂

    • @Theearrapemusic
      @Theearrapemusic 5 лет назад +2

      Impossible!

  • @iisadragon
    @iisadragon 5 лет назад +443

    you can graph Michael’s quickly slipping sanity over the duration of this channel on an exponential curve

    • @specy_
      @specy_ 5 лет назад +1

      AHAHAHHAHA

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 5 лет назад +4

      that implies he was ever sane in the first place...

    • @aidengary5748
      @aidengary5748 5 лет назад

      U madlad

  • @Mystery-ry9om
    @Mystery-ry9om 3 года назад +53

    Michael has more passion shaming these people then the robots he's building

  • @pyroktopus3170
    @pyroktopus3170 5 лет назад +4126

    *Michael Reeves:* _makes scream powered microwave_
    *People at Monsters Inc.:* 🤔

  • @GothPlatypus
    @GothPlatypus 5 лет назад +2701

    This is how Monster's Inc. found their power source

    • @dazed6953
      @dazed6953 5 лет назад +19

      Underrated comment :/

    • @noltoker29
      @noltoker29 5 лет назад +9

      Omg your right

    • @danielmccurdy5080
      @danielmccurdy5080 5 лет назад +13

      Ahhh a fellow man of culture

    • @Omenvreer
      @Omenvreer 5 лет назад +8

      Wait, make a robot that generates energy through screaming

    • @vikorbracho
      @vikorbracho 5 лет назад +4

      *oh yes*

  • @kaiserslavaniaashur1623
    @kaiserslavaniaashur1623 4 года назад +2484

    “Popcorn? Abselutely, What is your lung capacity?” That dosnt sound sketcy af

    • @theonionqueen3519
      @theonionqueen3519 4 года назад +14

      Guess you could say....he has.....POPCORN LUNG.

    • @rtdip2833
      @rtdip2833 4 года назад +2

      09 FishyTunaPlayz you don’t know what popcorn lung is?

    • @rtdip2833
      @rtdip2833 4 года назад +5

      09 FishyTunaPlayz it’s what factory workers, vapers, and smokers tend to get. Basically just a lung that doesn’t work

    • @simplyaced3428
      @simplyaced3428 4 года назад

      You forgot the h, sketchy

    • @ilovecorpseparty8930
      @ilovecorpseparty8930 4 года назад

      RT Dip I’ve heard it called clown lung before

  • @leightonkekuewa1545
    @leightonkekuewa1545 11 месяцев назад +3

    And the very next video he makes is the taser camera. BASIC boxxxes’s idea has come to life

  • @tink6365
    @tink6365 5 лет назад +306

    "Its a hot orange!"
    Crowd: *EXHILARATED SCREAMING*

  • @samyorio6177
    @samyorio6177 5 лет назад +3711

    my parents: * going through a divorce *
    microwave: _”it’s showtime”_

  • @jagowatson3031
    @jagowatson3031 5 лет назад +450

    3:09
    Target lady: (A very very clear) NOO
    Michael: Is that like a no?

  • @BiggMondo
    @BiggMondo 2 года назад +8

    5:44 the smile of a man whose killed thousands

  • @grumpygamerSNZY
    @grumpygamerSNZY 5 лет назад +354

    So basically nordVPN makes my microwave not work, why would I want that.

    • @tezcatlipxca
      @tezcatlipxca 5 лет назад +7

      grumpygamerSNZY nord vpn only disables shitty microwaves

    • @tezcatlipxca
      @tezcatlipxca 5 лет назад +1

      wink wink

    • @fqqx1188
      @fqqx1188 5 лет назад

      Nicadman V true

  • @Benhall01
    @Benhall01 5 лет назад +901

    “Can we do it?”
    “No.”
    “Is that like a no?”

    • @ztlzs
      @ztlzs 5 лет назад +4

      No

    • @AverageXennpai
      @AverageXennpai 5 лет назад +4

      "Alright yes it is"

    • @eziogamn7942
      @eziogamn7942 5 лет назад +1

      No only means no when it means no.

    • @MattKismet
      @MattKismet 5 лет назад +1

      Ben Hall I think he meant to say,”is that like a firm no” but he got nervous I’m high as guck sorry if this comment sucks lmao

    • @benhall443
      @benhall443 5 лет назад +1

      nice name

  • @gaby.arias04
    @gaby.arias04 4 года назад +1585

    "you guys should've at least asked"
    "can we do it"
    "no'
    "was that like a no?"

    • @RiversEagle_
      @RiversEagle_ 4 года назад +143

      She sounded like such a bitch

    •  4 года назад +55

      @@RiversEagle_ You can tell her name is Karen.

    • @-agrocupcake-1231
      @-agrocupcake-1231 4 года назад +33

      when you ask to speak to the manager but you are the manager

    • @Lettersforhartigan
      @Lettersforhartigan 4 года назад +20

      @@RiversEagle_ lol let's not bash low-wage workers for not wanting to get fired

    • @RiversEagle_
      @RiversEagle_ 4 года назад +21

      @@Lettersforhartigan > "not wanting to get fired"
      She's the manager, also there's no way that two people outside the fucking store cooking food in a microwave would get her fired, also doesn't excuse someone from being an asshole.

  • @DarkBandit141
    @DarkBandit141 3 года назад +5

    Make a tv that yells for you to shut up, and ALSO gets louder every time you talk during the movie. I really need people to understand my passion for this sort of thing.

  • @sangsueleech4147
    @sangsueleech4147 5 лет назад +32447

    Hear me out: a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down

    • @crazyeye1
      @crazyeye1 5 лет назад +606

      Sangsue Leech this one is the best so far xD

    • @sangsueleech4147
      @sangsueleech4147 5 лет назад +102

      @@crazyeye1 thank

    • @nino9276
      @nino9276 5 лет назад +45

      Sangsue Leech Damn, lol

    • @IoCalisto_
      @IoCalisto_ 5 лет назад +74

      That's just plain dangerous

    • @noskillnokill_7371
      @noskillnokill_7371 5 лет назад +54

      For people wirh no friends

  • @Vodkana
    @Vodkana 4 года назад +1700

    WHY DOES EVERYTHING YOU MAKE LOOK LIKE A BOMB?!

    • @San-nj8fj
      @San-nj8fj 4 года назад +146

      It’s so that when he finally builds a bomb no one will suspect a thing

    • @thewanderers97
      @thewanderers97 4 года назад +13

      @@San-nj8fj a thermonuclear bomb*

    • @tajcraft1238
      @tajcraft1238 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @werd3426
      @werd3426 4 года назад +3

      cause it is a b.......

    • @solascriptura1130
      @solascriptura1130 4 года назад +5

      Because secretly... IT IS

  • @MrBananaGuy-eq4it
    @MrBananaGuy-eq4it 5 лет назад +859

    I thought it said “steam powered microwave” and I thought he was actually building a worthwhile invention

    • @seacucumber4418
      @seacucumber4418 5 лет назад +6

      Lol same

    • @connorw8628
      @connorw8628 5 лет назад +4

      Idk scream powered microwave seems pretty worthwhile

    • @gaelgaeta9222
      @gaelgaeta9222 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @janintelkor
      @janintelkor 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe he will make computer poweres by coal (steam engine)

    • @no.13games75
      @no.13games75 5 лет назад

      Yeah and I thought the thumbnail was a joke because he was “blowing off steam”

  • @barikboley7626
    @barikboley7626 2 года назад +58

    “A robot that tazes people's legs when you take a picture, so that you're the tallest one in the picture. Michael - That's fuckin' funny.” The origin of a legendary video.

  • @billtalent1
    @billtalent1 5 лет назад +1413

    "you should've at least asked"
    ......can we do it?
    no

  • @m4r_sh
    @m4r_sh 5 лет назад +2676

    Target lady: no
    Michael: so is that like a no?

    • @somerando2702
      @somerando2702 5 лет назад +12

      we saw her face
      she asked to be harrasesd by future customers

    • @m4r_sh
      @m4r_sh 5 лет назад +8

      some random teen stop harassing people trying to do their job.

    • @somerando2702
      @somerando2702 5 лет назад

      @@m4r_sh ok

    • @benjaminstewart4051
      @benjaminstewart4051 5 лет назад

      Michael is the reason we have metoo

    • @m4r_sh
      @m4r_sh 5 лет назад

      some random teen thanks

  • @khaos_the_fox
    @khaos_the_fox 4 года назад +2139

    Theoretically the Roomba would activate the Microwave then

    • @kingofgames-sq6ks
      @kingofgames-sq6ks 4 года назад +12

      Yes it would

    • @daev255
      @daev255 4 года назад +12

      Ahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahaahahhahaahhahahajahahahaahahhaaha so y e s

    • @VileVamp
      @VileVamp 4 года назад +19

      What if you put the roomba in the microwave?

    • @264hugo
      @264hugo 4 года назад +18

      it's an extended universe, the world isn't ready for a crossover that ambitious yet

    • @mustangthekitten7765
      @mustangthekitten7765 4 года назад +4

      Perpetual motion

  • @anthonyisensee
    @anthonyisensee 2 года назад +10

    Hey Michael, I've got a great idea. Build a robot that just confirms everything you ask it and that cycles between different identities. Should prove useful!

  • @joge3031
    @joge3031 5 лет назад +654

    William Osman: My roommate is too loud - I'll build a taser carpet.
    Michael: Hold my microwave

  • @smorebob2418
    @smorebob2418 4 года назад +643

    6:10 “IT’S A HOT ORANGE”
    (Crowd going ballistic)

  • @garzadavid594
    @garzadavid594 5 лет назад +838

    house burns down: *jokes about it*
    kicked out of target parking lot: this is the saddest day of my life

  • @cairoraiser9338
    @cairoraiser9338 Год назад +2

    4:10 I feel like Michael is a REALLY good older cousin, and would be SUCH a fun uncle and Dad.

    • @Th_Ghst_Kds1183
      @Th_Ghst_Kds1183 5 месяцев назад

      Until you become his test subject lol

  • @lmaolmao2544
    @lmaolmao2544 5 лет назад +338

    Breaking news:
    Local inventor makes real life Gordon Ramsay simulator

  • @oliviajohnson9069
    @oliviajohnson9069 5 лет назад +378

    It would be perfect if the roomba was on because then the microwave would just turn on occasionally

    • @ProfIdiotKuro
      @ProfIdiotKuro 5 лет назад +12

      Roomba: *bumps into a wall* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHYYYYY!!
      Microwave: *turns on*
      Roomba: God fucking damnit!

  • @anythinginbetween8469
    @anythinginbetween8469 4 года назад +1936

    "You guys could have at least asked"
    "Can we do it?"
    "No"
    "... is that like a no?"

    • @PublixLover69
      @PublixLover69 4 года назад +35

      Anything In Between is that like a personal no or something

    • @jodracona2722
      @jodracona2722 4 года назад +71

      She sounded way more pissed than was reasonable. Like sorry I tried to make a gag and had to use your plug in to do it

    • @SuperCryptic9
      @SuperCryptic9 4 года назад +17

      Johanna Dracona 2:15 that’s probably why

    • @gagenichols8601
      @gagenichols8601 4 года назад +20

      She's a bitch

    • @bigbag6709
      @bigbag6709 4 года назад +6

      @@SuperCryptic9 they didn't actually harrass this target.

  • @lukedemanovich9427
    @lukedemanovich9427 2 года назад +1

    This is a perfect gift for the extreme noise music fanatic in your life that also has no better means to provide hot food for themselves.

  • @emilepoitras1066
    @emilepoitras1066 5 лет назад +377

    4:30: "people who i can't really figure out their age"
    Coming from Michael Reeves, that's a pretty fucking funny paradox

  • @demdrumsandguitar8208
    @demdrumsandguitar8208 5 лет назад +1699

    Pissed off Target worker: You should’ve at least asked.
    Michael: .......Can W
    Pissed off Target worker: NO!

  • @ykvedo
    @ykvedo 5 лет назад +1804

    “You should’ve at least asked”
    “Can we do it”

    • @Tathbubs
      @Tathbubs 5 лет назад +22

      *tries to eat your food*
      "dude, thats mine, you cant have it without asking"
      "yo, can i have some?"
      LESSON LEARNED ;u;

    • @hydrochloricacid1672
      @hydrochloricacid1672 5 лет назад +1

      I can already tell this video is going to be ass ruclips.net/video/-SxLUtTr3uU/видео.html

    • @skyyy5150
      @skyyy5150 5 лет назад +4

      NO

    • @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH
      @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH 4 года назад +1

      @@hydrochloricacid1672 what does that have to do with the comment?

    • @olypiad4609
      @olypiad4609 4 года назад

      no

  • @Pickles_Fickle
    @Pickles_Fickle Год назад +3

    Make a quirky robot crib that explodes when a baby crys

  • @owen323
    @owen323 4 года назад +2265

    "Popcorn."
    "Popcorn? How is your lung capacity?"

    • @2036za
      @2036za 3 года назад +1

      @@soup8170 and he give me the succ!

    • @kerimmededovic1397
      @kerimmededovic1397 3 года назад

      Play an earrape

    • @immortalgamingyt6182
      @immortalgamingyt6182 3 года назад

      1

    • @thequagablesire
      @thequagablesire 3 года назад +1

      I can just imagine the guy...
      "Where the f**k are you parents?! Who ARE your parents??? I'm calling child protection services, its time to stop!!!"

    • @woojookim1787
      @woojookim1787 3 года назад

      he has ∞

  • @mizuno1361
    @mizuno1361 4 года назад +1606

    "so can we do it?"
    "no."
    "is that like a no?"

  • @oopsitsdeleted6996
    @oopsitsdeleted6996 4 года назад +1938

    Person: _screaming because the microwave is on fire_
    Microwave: alrighty let’s continue cooking

    • @Gurpefy
      @Gurpefy 4 года назад +18

      underrated comment

    • @cattata01yt56
      @cattata01yt56 4 года назад +5

      @@Gurpefy absolutely this guy needs more likes

    • @garyllthegreat5491
      @garyllthegreat5491 4 года назад +1

      E

    • @staainless
      @staainless 4 года назад

      Amzing

    • @Tra539
      @Tra539 4 года назад

      Wow you can restate what a youtuber said in a really unfunny way

  • @martinsafranek2908
    @martinsafranek2908 2 года назад +6

    can we appreciate the fact that he made the camera idea into a full video

    • @Gamer-yg9wp
      @Gamer-yg9wp 2 года назад

      Can you link it

    • @martinsafranek2908
      @martinsafranek2908 2 года назад

      @@Gamer-yg9wp ruclips.net/video/DvrkHAWj1Sk/видео.html&ab_channel=MichaelReeves

  • @ItsPineTime
    @ItsPineTime 5 лет назад +416

    “You couldve at least asked”
    “Can we... do it?”
    “No”
    “Is that a no?”

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 года назад +3473

    I feel like that specific Target has a code for when Michael shows up

    • @McGowanForge
      @McGowanForge 4 года назад +311

      "Code tiny, i repeat code tiny"

    • @jessicaoursland3411
      @jessicaoursland3411 4 года назад +28

      I got it to 69 likes, you're welcome. Well, now it's at 2.1k likes. Congradu-fucking-lations!
      Not meant in a sarcastic way, I just can't go 5 minutes without cursing.

    • @juniperberryyyy
      @juniperberryyyy 4 года назад +10

      @@jessicaoursland3411
      Thank you

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 4 года назад +8

      @@jessicaoursland3411 nice
      I had to to it

    • @YellowAnimations
      @YellowAnimations 4 года назад +24

      "CODE BUDDY. I PEPEAT WE HAVE A CODE BUDDY"
      *that's it i quit*

  • @onstagejungle1947
    @onstagejungle1947 5 лет назад +8667

    Make a robot clock that only shows the correct time when you’re not looking at it.

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 Год назад +1

    2 of the ideas that he actually thought were funny coming to fruition is awesome.

  • @vincentdancel2253
    @vincentdancel2253 5 лет назад +1870

    A really mean gps that ruins your self-esteem when u make a wrong turn

    • @S0L4RE
      @S0L4RE 5 лет назад +9

      vincent dancel this is a golden idea

    • @Winterbug068
      @Winterbug068 5 лет назад +55

      *doesnt turn *
      GPS: "you are an absolute waste of oxygen. Nobody will ever love you. Your own mother wishes she never met your father just because you were the child they had. Everyone hates you, and you should too."

    • @elpollo5252
      @elpollo5252 5 лет назад +2

      Ouch lol

    • @FloofyTanker
      @FloofyTanker 5 лет назад +1

      Great idea

    • @officiallywide8846
      @officiallywide8846 5 лет назад +2

      Mint

  • @joyce_rx
    @joyce_rx 5 лет назад +1935

    "What would you like today"
    "Popcorn?"
    "Popcorn, absolutely, how great is your lung capacity?"
    Black Market Schemes 100

    • @flamo2666
      @flamo2666 5 лет назад +13

      Underrated

    • @p0xygen
      @p0xygen 5 лет назад +7

      @@flamo2666 *this comment shall not be underrated any longer* - starts to masturbate -
      ~boom now the comment has over 400 likes~

    • @albertpirelius
      @albertpirelius 4 года назад +1

      @@spidercubed9718 yea lmao thars definitely a wtf moment

    • @adur5461
      @adur5461 4 года назад

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @patrickkent3957
      @patrickkent3957 4 года назад

      A baseball bat that he had somebody in the face at the front door

  • @nimanao
    @nimanao 5 лет назад +219

    ‘You should have at least asked!’
    ‘...can we do it?’
    ‘NO’

    • @Seamoorif
      @Seamoorif 5 лет назад +2

      Nimanao Right? Then why even bother asking?

    • @Fiirow1
      @Fiirow1 5 лет назад

      Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

  • @HydraKittten
    @HydraKittten 3 месяца назад +1

    im a little nervous at the idea of Michael messing around with a microwave, considering how much of a charge it can hold

  • @mariahandbeibhinn
    @mariahandbeibhinn 5 лет назад +2674

    This is actually how the Monsters Inc. universe works.

    • @young_kind2209
      @young_kind2209 5 лет назад +14

      Dude I forgot what ur profile pics name is but cool dude

    • @mariahandbeibhinn
      @mariahandbeibhinn 5 лет назад +7

      @@young_kind2209
      It's called the mandelbrot set. Johnathan Coulton has a really great song about it.

    • @albertoc.2702
      @albertoc.2702 5 лет назад

      Well, not exactly... In the monsters inc universe, the microwave would run entirely because of the noise. In this video, the microwave already runs without the noise, but when someone scream the microwave heats.

    • @opninjadude9__513
      @opninjadude9__513 5 лет назад +11

      @@albertoc.2702 r/woooosh

    • @chadpickett8154
      @chadpickett8154 5 лет назад +6

      @@albertoc.2702 Actually their screams cause those battery cells to charge. There isn't any way for us to know what's happening inside the tanks. In the end of the movie laughter makes them charge too just like how any loud noise makes the microwave work, so it's totally believable that the scream is just a triggering mechanism to make the batteries activate and start generating electricity to store. If you were to I don't know, buy a monsters inc battery bank off Amazon and hook it up to a unit with the same coding and microphone set up as the microwave and put it between the charge port and the wall where you'd charge it normally you could essentially have a fully functional monsters inc scream to charge container. Or laugh too charge container if you want to be gay about it.

  • @sambrowdy
    @sambrowdy 5 лет назад +2471

    michael: "Its a hot orange!"
    everyone: *proceeds to cheer*

    • @peppr_piper
      @peppr_piper 5 лет назад +17

      Wait, you’re telling me that you don’t like hot oranges?

    • @exede5858
      @exede5858 5 лет назад +4

      @@peppr_piper I like hot watermelons

    • @polardirt4835
      @polardirt4835 5 лет назад +1

      I like HOT water

    • @toniman3420
      @toniman3420 5 лет назад +2

      I like hot corpses...urr i mean hot apples

    • @jevonjackson2733
      @jevonjackson2733 5 лет назад +1

      You guys are crazy hot grapes are the way to go

  • @AtenaHena
    @AtenaHena 4 года назад +3325

    Target lady: You could of AT LEAST ASKED
    Micheal: can we do it

    • @Nick.Georgiev
      @Nick.Georgiev 4 года назад +202

      Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty annoyed if I were in that lady's shoes and someone like Michael did that.

    • @MrShifty1
      @MrShifty1 4 года назад +8

      Could of Chicken Soup

    • @cupathekid2012
      @cupathekid2012 4 года назад +2

      Mr Shifty Could of Chicken Soup

    • @Shutupb1tch420
      @Shutupb1tch420 4 года назад +49

      @@Nick.Georgiev If it means it brought customers, I'd hire him

    • @JLeCrone
      @JLeCrone 4 года назад +32

      @Nick Georgiev why would you be annoyed that someone was giving out free food to people again? I don't understand why giving to people is a bad thing.

  • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
    @3braincelled-spaceboss451 3 года назад +1

    Coming back to this, He did all of this out of pure SPITE for all the people out there asking for ROBOT FUCKIN IDEAS for no reason AT FUCKING AT ALL

  • @noahl6910
    @noahl6910 5 лет назад +178

    make a microwave that screams to power the other microwave that's powered on screams

    • @mars2690
      @mars2690 5 лет назад +3

      noah lara or even better make microwave/heat powered robot that screams to power the scream powered microwave to power the heat powered robot

  • @kylayu3613
    @kylayu3613 5 лет назад +2514

    michael in 2017: “I’m super open to suggestions”
    michael in 2019: “your idea is bad and you should feel bad”

    • @dantethewanderer4989
      @dantethewanderer4989 5 лет назад +59

      @@caity1635 It's not that he doesn't appreciate us, he's just tired of seeing constant suggestions that are even worse than his own

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 3 года назад +14

      He’s been on the internet long enough now. He’s become bitter and jaded. As have we all who must witness humanity, and the swarms of people who think they are clever or individual, but are in fact telling you the same exact joke in the same exact way as twenty other people earlier that day alone. Working folding clothes: “you must do that in your sleep!” “I’d like to take you home to fold my closets!” “Wow, *that* must be a full time job!” Every day. Every week, at least three times each. Usually more. For Ten Years.

    • @BNWOCHUD
      @BNWOCHUD 2 года назад +5

      @@danielled8665 p a i n

    • @TheBlankOneIsMe
      @TheBlankOneIsMe 2 года назад +3

      @@BNWOCHUD *M O R E P A I N*

    • @BNWOCHUD
      @BNWOCHUD 2 года назад +4

      @@TheBlankOneIsMe mild abdominal pain

  • @SUOMENKRP
    @SUOMENKRP 5 лет назад +696

    Michael: Can we do it?
    Lady: No
    Michael: Is that like a no?

    • @klebdapleb3928
      @klebdapleb3928 5 лет назад +11

      No... It's a rare "yes" no

    • @Kya10
      @Kya10 5 лет назад +8

      comrade Dyatlov more like person doing their fucking job

    • @kevinaquino7648
      @kevinaquino7648 5 лет назад

      Shes a boomer you gotta make sure she hasnt gone brain dead half way into the sentence

    • @Keenan-cz3ds
      @Keenan-cz3ds 5 лет назад +3

      @@Kya10 AHAHAHA you think the things working at target are people, wrong, they're soulless husks; shells of what they once were

    • @Scrambles19
      @Scrambles19 5 лет назад +3

      @@Keenan-cz3ds as someone who used to work at target, i can confirm this

  • @catkook543
    @catkook543 2 года назад +2

    A robot that says "Your idea is bad and you should feel bad"

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 лет назад +756

    Now I can scream at 3AM to make my burrito

    • @garrettgregor5302
      @garrettgregor5302 5 лет назад +6

      That’s beautiful

    • @Stuff3602
      @Stuff3602 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 5 лет назад +2

      Screaming at my Microwave at 3AM Challenge|GONE WRONG|GONE SEXUAL

    • @AFrame06
      @AFrame06 5 лет назад

      Yeah you can’t snekely open the freezer door to get the burrito out tho

    • @HeartsteelGaming
      @HeartsteelGaming 5 лет назад +1

      @@oddacity5883 only Imallex can use a microwave Snakily

  • @refusaki1821
    @refusaki1821 4 года назад +1168

    'Laughs at tazer camera
    1 month later
    'So ......

    • @jad1644
      @jad1644 4 года назад +35

      He did say it was funny...

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 4 года назад +6

      Oh yeah, like the screaming Roomba he was definitely asking for it when he said that.

  • @neonishere123
    @neonishere123 3 года назад +5384

    **parents arguing**
    Me: **slowly pushes the microwave in their room**

    • @Meleydud
      @Meleydud 3 года назад +36

      Hahahhahhhahhhahaahahhagaa

    • @fool8003
      @fool8003 3 года назад +34

      Underrated comment

    • @Sokos-Stupid-Masterpiece
      @Sokos-Stupid-Masterpiece 3 года назад +21

      Pssssshhhhhhh huh sorry I'm just gotta finish this pop tart

    • @KaynesHerping
      @KaynesHerping 3 года назад +6

      Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

    • @olgau.781
      @olgau.781 3 года назад +2

      XD

  • @apoplexymc7885
    @apoplexymc7885 2 года назад +2

    "Todays sponsor is nordvpn." " please fucking focus on the cup you piece of shit camera" made me crack up

  • @KLCubing
    @KLCubing 4 года назад +5829

    can we appreciate that micheal stopped cursing because the child was there

    • @quackers1119
      @quackers1119 3 года назад +518

      He may be a psychopath but he’s a psychopath with morals.
      Well, at least some morals.

    • @pamlawrence7565
      @pamlawrence7565 3 года назад +28

      Yes we can

    • @lantisaidancusi8241
      @lantisaidancusi8241 3 года назад +121

      Professionals have standards

    • @DIO-nm2ut
      @DIO-nm2ut 3 года назад +67

      you could see the parents at the back so he probably didnt swear because he didnt want to mauled by angry parents

    • @Cooltodd
      @Cooltodd 3 года назад +10

      @@lantisaidancusi8241 I was about to comment this

  • @tahmidahmed6524
    @tahmidahmed6524 5 лет назад +467

    Reeves: Can we do it?
    Manager: *_NO_*
    Reeves: Is that a no......?

    • @a.j.2243
      @a.j.2243 5 лет назад

      That actually killed me 😂

    • @Simon-tb6tn
      @Simon-tb6tn 4 года назад

      @@a.j.2243 I'm so sorry for your loss NECROPOOOSSST

  • @kastikepussukka0137
    @kastikepussukka0137 5 лет назад +347

    Well, there go my chances to microwave a snack at 3 AM.

    • @dumbboi8965
      @dumbboi8965 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine burgler in your house and their just scared because your screaming at your microwave

    • @kastikepussukka0137
      @kastikepussukka0137 5 лет назад +1

      @@dumbboi8965 Me: *Sneaking around the house at 3 AM*
      Burglar: *Enters from the kitchen window*
      Me: *Screams*
      Microwave: *MMMMMMMMMMMM...*

    • @dumbboi8965
      @dumbboi8965 5 лет назад +1

      Burgler: falls out window

  • @porfiriogarcia3284
    @porfiriogarcia3284 Год назад +7

    Who here when Ludwig bought it in the cdawgva Auction

  • @SlothOfDanger
    @SlothOfDanger 5 лет назад +3327

    A robot that constantly trys to get stepped on while you walk

    • @SwissFishOnFire
      @SwissFishOnFire 5 лет назад +213

      Just take my cat

    • @pearse9116
      @pearse9116 5 лет назад +20

      With a very angry Gadsden flag on it

    • @embertea789
      @embertea789 5 лет назад +62

      this is called a cat

    • @meliko
      @meliko 5 лет назад +8

      Thanks, I hate it

    • @BotBrendan
      @BotBrendan 5 лет назад +11

      It’s called a yorkie

  • @rickastley885
    @rickastley885 5 лет назад +1159

    Michael is turning his channel into a vendetta against people who watch it.
    *stonks*

    • @nc7486
      @nc7486 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like Quiet Shy

    • @stuffronisays4378
      @stuffronisays4378 5 лет назад

      Rick Astley
      420th

    • @nicozimmermann8672
      @nicozimmermann8672 5 лет назад +1

      i laughed so hard my tee came out of my nose. your comment is gold!!!!

    • @sonofsparda3767
      @sonofsparda3767 5 лет назад

      *STONKS*

    • @QueenKristoff
      @QueenKristoff 2 года назад

      @@nicozimmermann8672 why i thought you meant "t-shirt" when you misspelled tea?😂😂😂

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 5 лет назад +416

    “Look at the malice in this child’s eye”
    Which child?

  • @dumb_edits556
    @dumb_edits556 2 года назад +2

    Make a robot that detects when a goblen is around