don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product
Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.
The romba is better be dead, they're suffering. Life is a neverending suffering for them where they have to eat dust and bump their heads into walls all the time. F for respect
That Target lady is amazing; she has some guy trying to return a modded roomba that swears at her and she goes straight to "you have a receipt?" *P R O M O T E H E R*
It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a RUclipsr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.
between the tazer carpet, drone swarm, roomba that screams, youtube buddy cannon, tazer camera, and short unhinged crackhead hawaiian any thief is just screwed
I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba. Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.
Like he said, very easy to make yourself and import files to, looks like it just needs a speaker, some kind of file storage system like a phone or MP3 player, and connection to a/the obstacle sensor.
Totally should have used the sound bit of the scammer from the chocolate episode of spongebob. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
DRGNNEYE I built a roomba on my channel that activates a taser when it gets close to people in honor of Michael... please check it out and maybe consider subscribing 🙂
“You barely notice it’s there.”
*soul piercing scream is heard.*
Yes, that was the script.
I was going to like this comment but I didn’t want to ruin the perfect 666 likes it has
Salesman:You BARELY notice it's there!
*In the background* AHHHHHHH SON OF A B****
@@gabepee3533 ..... Wot.
My name is a secret 4:13
Imagine being home alone and hearing FUUUUUUUUCK out of nowhere
Next horror movie
@@spinachlegs3276 lmao
Caged Freedom attack of the roombas
I'd yell back "you good bro?" lmao
Yes
“Screams are kid friendly”
Best quote ever
Ender436 "good screams"
i have a kid and i can confirm
Okay, Maxine
Well considering let’s players exist this is very true
4:27
I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.
A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.
@Ze buetifuol buy*
Certified Dummy I would get a hammer and throw the hammer at it
Combat Roomba
Certified Dummy *omg yes*
Pls no
"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff"
**Roomba gets hit**
**Roomba immediately has existential crisis**
Detroit become roomba
Me
THAT IS ME
*AH GOD WHY WAS I CREATED!?*
@@raine-master-of-potatos 2 more likes
I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad
kinky
no
i love this comment
This is underrated.
This is fucking awesome
I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface
No
Oh god
@@lordrathut Yes
@@lordrathut yes
@@lordrathut Yes
It's a way to help children understand empathy
*He says while the Roomba is absolutely losing its shit*
RT 900 i wanna like this comment but it’s too perfect bc it’s at 666 so i cant
As the script was written.
Imagine a kid growing up with that thing 🤣 grows into an adult that just screams every time it has the slightest inconvenience.
@@Gkitchens1 That’s probably what it would actually teach kids to do as adults 💀
Imagine your tryna sleep and you hear your roomba start screaming in the middle of the night.
"fffffuuuUUuUUUuUUuuUUU!!"
Soup.
Then you wake up it's in your room living with your parents then IT MAKES SEX NOISES
Bluejay and Friends u
I'd eather scream, or start laughing
id wake up laughing my ass off
In 5 years, this guys either gonna be homeless, or a multi billionaire.
Or both so basically looking like elon musk
a homeless billionaire
I really wanna like this comment but I cant ruin the perfect number
Zoe
Well you can now
@@Zoe-rr8wj i know its 911 i cant like it
don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product
Are you retarded?
"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure
Lmao it's true. This guy is a living God. I want to be friends with him.
I was the 600th like lmao
It's a reference. A good one, at that.
ruclips.net/video/xk5Shj8Hq_I/видео.html
Schumi what’s ur pfp
That, along with
"Oh, shit. The table is leaving."
Are lines that have never been said before.😂
"it makes it more human, right?"
*DISTANT SCREAMING*
hmm a comment with 1.3k likes but no replies? I'm honored to be the first
everyone: loves it
michael: the world isn’t ready yet
69 likes
The world wasn't ready for Steve Jobs' iPhone
"But your kids are gonna love it"
LIES THEY ARE READY THEY WORSHIP GOD
“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man
That's how brainstorming is done in a typical engineer work day.
“I hate every single one of you”
-Micheal Reeves
Your mom
michAEl reeves!
He loves his fans so much 😆
Tanaja M
“This is why I don’t play with you guys anymore.”
-Bigjigglypanda 2017
Subject:Mario kart.
I deadass made that my senior quote.
Only because I know full well if I didn't make it a quote from someone else that my school wouldn't accept it.
Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!”
Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
it wants out of its life
I read this right before it happened 🤣
@@jazztastic2521 SAME XD
i laughed so much on that ONE Moment
@@jazztastic2521 Same xD
Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids
Top quality comment
Danny Lok met*
This is the original comment, I saw a nother that was like this he maybe copied ur idea lol
*made
Lilypichi
I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it
I just found this and I cannot stop laughing
Make a wall that screams every time a Roomba bumps into it.
G E N I U S
omg OMG yasssssss
I want that sooo bad
The human house
Oh god
the pure chaos emitted by this goblin of a man terrifies me
r/brandnewsentence
And mesmerizing at the same time
nice picture of wukong
Crackhead
@@CelaLare perhaps
A Roomba that demonetizes you when you collab
Rumor has it if you swear in the first 30 seconds of a video it’s just insta-demonetize
@@fatcat2015 not true
Viewer entertainment >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> money.
@@iloveyouglendavis6986 actually, Daithi De Nogla swears alot but then his editor just censored the first minute and not demonitized anymore lol
@@fatcat2015 I just read about that 5 minutes ag9
“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs
- Michael Scott
(Muffled) “AAAAA WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAAAAY”
Damn
I laughed way too hard
... a question I ask myself everyday 😅
He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend
Why doesn’t this work for me
Grilfriend?? GRILFRIEND?
Yeah, I can’t believe he’s dating Maxmoefoe
HarvestedSoul Yup. He and Lily are in a relationship.
r/cursedcomments
"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point
Timestamp?
@@dartmoncometh 8:40
@@dartmoncometh 8:40
Literally read this as it happened in the video
"What is my purpose?" "To clean dirt" "FUUUUUUUCK"
Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.
Literally everyone in the store: I love this product
Michael: I guess no one's ready for this product yet
But your kids are gonna love it
Agree. Public totally ready. Just have an on/off switch.
ruclips.net/video/PTc1YRqs160/видео.html
!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Need to make a Canadian one. When it bumps into things its just "oops" "sorry" "pardon me" "just gonna sneeeaaaak passed ya"
Maybe like a Charlie Berens version? Yes I know he's not Canadian, but upper midwest is close enough.
I take no offence to this we do say sorry alot
I'm suspecting one of my friends that he might be a Canadian
He literally apologised to the sidewalk curb when he tripped on it yesterday
Fuckologic
That's fucking amazing
Out of the way bud
"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" The funniest sequence of words I've heard all day.
The romba is better be dead, they're suffering. Life is a neverending suffering for them where they have to eat dust and bump their heads into walls all the time. F for respect
“My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily.”
From what movie that scream is? I want it for my screaming RC car
I was about to like this, but then I saw it was at 420 likes.
F
Lily has the perfect scream
a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down
Yes
Thats hard
Yes
LmAo
400th like let’s go
"The Target manager doesn't really appreciate innovation, you know the Catholic church didn't appreciate Galileo"
Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...”
Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”
*Every person he asked and showed in the video
I would sell my soul for this beautiful machine.
Merwe Scholtz me too. If I had a soul
Astrod Girl You can just take their soul and sell it
Right . His audience would.. thats hands down the product and should copyright quick.
Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao
Make a door that insults you when you pull instead of push
Nice one
It will be the best smart door..
Yes
Now there’s an idea
We need this
need dis
"What is my purpose?"
"You scream when you bump into things"
"Oh my god"
RonuPlays
Ricc n morty
its not "Oh my god" its "OW F*** GOD F***ING DAMMIT"
10,000 iq comment
7:40
“OW! WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY?!”
Nice reference
"Ooooh VSauce, what's going on?"
"No the other one, Michael Reeves."
"Oh."
Oh... Okay
I tought You where Vsauce...
Okay...bye.
No! Stay!
COOKIE ? No he didn’t dumbass
@@ns1755 Are you intellectually deficient?
It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think
"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?"
"Nonono... More like Jesus."
Never change.
Jesus is not god
Honestly water into wine is waay less inventive as this is
MrStranger 13 hell yeah he is xdxdxdxd
Should have said "I'm not comparing myself to Steve Jobs... I'm comparing Steve Jobs to me.
That’s John sesa not morten nielsen.
I love how the story of Lily & Michael's relationship begins with: "So he calls me to be the voice of a Roomba with a swearing problem-"
This hurts
Kinda inspiring ngl
The funniest thing is that they have better relationship than normal people.
tHEN they begin dating
This is the secret to getting a girlfriend...
Great robot, now build a screaming roomba
@@J4c0bs My cats always run from the machine that screams and eats at the same time.
Use the keemstar screaming for 10 hours clip
@@Lilithe so my dog, then?
Roomba goes by door
All you hear:AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yessssssssss. Micheal do that😂😂
"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.
*RUclips is finally starting to understand what I want.*
Yes.
Damn skippy.
Name not found yes me too
The uglys From ugly town what?
This guy needs to be in MIT what is he doing in Hawaii lol
"Now we're in kid friendly mode"
Roomba: *Screems of terror*
“Screams are kid friendly”
*Short people screeching noises*
”are you fucking serious?”
Hello brother
@@kalhnajharithojhunfyenr654 dont swear
If they do ever get married, that Roomba should be the ring bearer
Bumps into something
Rumba SON OF A BI***
Yes
“May we have the rings?”
. . .
*”GOD FUCKING DAMN IT”*
Its be even more strange that one of the voices is his current girlfriend
* RING BEAR
I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior
“I want it to feel like a real creature... *thats in pain* “
Everyone's talking about Lily but no one is talking about how he looked like William and Chelsea's kid when they were sitting at the table.
Ay i was 666 like👌🏻
He did though. I can't even with how accurate that is.
... he’s not their kid?
j s the joke is that he *looked* like he was lmao
@@HazelKnight34 He knows. He was making a joke of his own.
"Now on the kid friendly mode, ok"
*infernal screams of agony*
"Screams are kid friendly."
4:24
3:46 "how likely would you be to adopt this into your household?"
"AAAAH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
1 year later he’s dating his Roomba
He would only date it if it could electrocute people.
Touchè
Leo Aguirre no he’s literally dating his roomba
And it screams every time he runs into it
touché
Imagine you’re sleeping and you just hear the voice of a grown man screaming in the middle of the night
Alexander Foster I am voting Cyan
Cameron Davis I saw yellow near the body, kind of sus
@skubh FN I saw black do asteroids
@skubh FN Yeah
Yo guys, how do use the teleportation vent like red did?
"Now on the kid friendly mode."
*Violent screaming*
"Screams are kid friendly."
No the lack of swearing is kid friendly and no I get the joke I'm just trying to take the fun out of it
Hey why not, when they are young enough all they do is scream, sometimes bloody murder.
have you ever seen a kid all it does is scream
The design is very human
i know that reference
“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”
Yep
wait WHA-
Lol
...
What was the se- nevermind
"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily"
I think I broke my lung
Whats the timestamp bc Im trying to find it 🤣🤣
@@bryantaborga9021 6:20
Why do you only have one lung?
@@davidchenoweth3457 Easy answer, I'm a demon
LMAO
*Michael* : Hits the Roomba
*Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much
LMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MAAAAAAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sub to him
YESSSSSS OMG
Michael's giving away the roomba today at CDawgVA auction stream! Good luck to those that are gonna try to get this piece of history
How much did it go for?
@@Sircreepington9th If I remember correctly it got up to ~10k. It all went to the Immune Deficiency foundation.
That Target lady is amazing; she has some guy trying to return a modded roomba that swears at her and she goes straight to "you have a receipt?"
*P R O M O T E H E R*
James Babooshski she was probably hoping she could take it for herself XD
Me: sees 777 likes
Also me: I'm about to end this ma s whole career
Well I mean it isn’t “broken” lol
Coffee make a risotto that turns you lights on when you clap.
"Now we are on the kid friendly mode."
Robot- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
"Screams are family friendly"
*Guy pitches his idea*
“Have you thought about 2 roombas “
Jesus Avil hmm how about a screaming roomba army
micheal said it so harsh. it was so good. lmaoooo
It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a RUclipsr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.
When you become a billionaire from mass production of screaming vacuums.
Its a roomba
I am aware of that
And you didn't even build the vacuums yourself, that is innovation.
Icosmo I’m not exaggerating at all. I want one. I would definitely buy this.
6:21 “My Roomba’s dummy thicc and the clap of it’s ass keeps it from moving stealthily”
I died at that part
You're wrong: the world IS ready for screaming roombas.
It'll be a week long fad!
@@Megalomaniakaal But what a week, what a week. #worthit
@@eddygtube one week, one !
@@mizu_yt one glorious week
AAAAAAAAH
crazy how Roombas are being hacked to say slurs now
Everyone: oh yeah totally want it, 100%, I'll buy it
Michael: it seems the Roomba is a bit ahead of its time
Well fuck, well im gonna try to make one of these because i have a roomba, a computer and a shit ton of fucking swears god damnet
"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily."
-Michael Reeves
6:21
its dummy thicc not dumby you uncultured swine.
@@opninjadude9__513 ;w;
@@opninjadude9__513
ruclips.net/video/-uAZdIJIl8o/видео.html
*DUMBY*
“14 year old arrested for bringing a bomb into Target”
"or 34"*
Berkant Balci he’s like 21
All of the above
Michael is beyond age
He's 12
Morning Somewhere sent me. 5:28 LilyPichu's voice (and vocabulary) is perfect for this!
Imagine you sleeping at 5 am and hear this thing scream downstairs because it bumped into a chair
lmao imagine hearing the scary movie scream at 3 am
id wake up giggling non-stop =^.^=
@@idunnoiknow2495 Amazing alarm
every 15 seconds
Why would it be going at night?......
Can you make a Roomba that collects silt from the ocean floor
Yoo
What a phenomenal idea
Yeah it really hurts the property value
YOOOOOOO BROO
Eat my hair
I know it's a joke, but so many people would totally buy this.
I would genuienly buy it if I wasnt broke
I would. Are you kidding
Maybe selling the software to rasberry pie and people just need to assemble it lol
I'd buy one
Edit: I'd buy 1k
Ik I would
You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.
the two voice options:
Middle age man
Loli
Perfect... Just what I wanted
Thulium *unzips dick*
Loli I’m a cultured yet simple man
Perfect
@@someoneonearthh r/cursedcomments
It’s 3 am and all you hear is: FUUUUUUUUUCK
that would
backfire
I heard that everynight.
Same! It's 3:26 at my place
I wouldn’t even be mad
luckykiller9000 RBLX *I was eating and I almost choked*
Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.
I was dying enough you just made me die even more
Rokbay L precicly why id but one XD
between the tazer carpet, drone swarm, roomba that screams, youtube buddy cannon, tazer camera, and short unhinged crackhead hawaiian any thief is just screwed
True fear
Love, "blood curling"!
you should have another roomba that responds to it and they have a full-blown conversation about ending their inventor's life
I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.
Lilypichu?
Wow yea lol
Jeffry Dounut you don’t know? Lol I found out yesterday
Donovan Thomas it was actually after the Japan trip she said it herself
Artist TDS wat, they’ve been dating since February
So... this has 3 seperate modes;
1. kid-friendly
2. normal
3. Makes a sailor blush
I'M LEVEL 3 ON THAT SCALE
I'm level 4 on that lmfao
.
Lvl. 9
I'm on 10 on that level
You should make a Canadian Roomba that says "sorry" anytime it hits something.
Totally agree
YES
Yeah, this one needs a friend.
"Excuse me" can work too?
I think you mean "surry"
I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba.
Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.
Like he said, very easy to make yourself and import files to, looks like it just needs a speaker, some kind of file storage system like a phone or MP3 player, and connection to a/the obstacle sensor.
I love how Lily's "Streamer" thing slowly faded to "Fucking Psychopath"
Yes
What
What Lily sounds like: 😁
What she said :😨
5:20
@@Mr-Wookie ty
7:25
“Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?”
Michael: “No no no....more like Jesus.”
Ha ha, just like mine RC car.. screams
Heyy! MICHEAL NEEDS TO MAKE BOAT BOOTS
Reedy_ YES!!!!
IM NOT CALLING MY STEVES JOB...
Imagine an entire room filled with these smashing into one another for the rest of their lives screaming in agony.
get him to do this. maybe some of his patreons that know how to do that shit could help him with the production of them
It's easy if you try (make 20 of these)
I hope reeves sees this.
Fuck yes
Ahem you mean a fighting ring?
the screams
the screams haunt me
they sounded less like angre and more like torment
A toilet that says "MMMmmmmMmmmphhh" when you use it
Lol
AaaAaAaaAaAAAaAaAaAaaaaaAaa sHeS dIrTy!!
FUCK YOU
"I'm a thirsty little flower"
No
I can just imagine me waking up in the middle of the night to "FUUUUUCK, WHY WAS I CREATD THIS WAY!!"
Totally should have used the sound bit of the scammer from the chocolate episode of spongebob. "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
“I’m a roomba! FUCK!”
Man that’s so true
Imagine a Roomba that yells in Gordon Ramsay's voice
IT'S RAAAWW
Boober Fraggle i wish it exists
THE LAMB SOUCE
**hits the wall**
*YOU FUCKING DONKEY*
Boober Fraggle “MY GRANDMA CAN DO A BETTER JOB AND SHES DEAD”
9:12 the lady at the return counter is dead inside, she's seen it all. No laughter, no "nice joke but no" just "do you have your receipt?"
Michael: Now it's on the kid-friendly mode
Ruumba:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cries of agony - very kid friendly
DRGNNEYE I built a roomba on my channel that activates a taser when it gets close to people in honor of Michael... please check it out and maybe consider subscribing 🙂
imagine the roomba sounds like your parent and you hear it in the middle of the night.
a dog
@@PWNDON and one night your parents get stabbed and you don't even know because you think it's the Roomba
Guy: *Goes into master plan*
Michael: “Have you thought about 2 roombas?”
Anthony and they’re programmed to bump into each other lol
Jin Kuto and they make suggestive noises, but only when hitting each other
Yeah, 2 roombas...make them argue...lmao
William Osman should have had them do it in the chocolate pudding
do the voices from orange county choppers with proximity sensors and they can insult each other when they get to close
Ok now it’s on kids mode
*_a scream that sounds like someone is getting slaughtered_*
“Screams are kid friendly”
Walls are actually the man behind the slaughter
Follow me...
On twitter!
Wow that makes the suff that hit is the man behind the slaughter
*Chara enters the room* ''Did someone say slaughte? =)''
5 years later. This video never gets old.
imagine trying to sleep and this just screaming and swearing in the distance from downstairs
I’m pretty sure you can have it not vacuum and go off it’s base. Right? I’ve never owned one so I don’t really know.
and then it suddenly stops
@@jareddavis4099 sometimes certain countries and states give you more for what you pay in terms of housing
@@jareddavis4099 oh dude unlucky
Reminds me of my childhood... ahh those were the days!
Roomba runs into wall
A piece of it flies off
The room is silent
Roomba aggressively turns around
And for some reason it was the only moment when it didn't scream
1964: In the Future, there’s going to be flying cars!
2019: Screaming Roombas
Atleast there are roombas now
Brian Orozco can niggas stop with this 1900’s flying car joke like dumbass we’re not in 2012 get an original joke you fuck
.................. unoriginal
It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!