OFFLINETV FEAR PONG CHALLENGE 2

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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @nice7530
    @nice7530 3 года назад +5370

    The moment Michael stopped doing his disorienting scream he lost.

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 3 года назад +139

      Michael has an ability called " *Banshee Scream* "
      the ability stops if he feels he is defeated

    • @JustanotherrandomTom
      @JustanotherrandomTom 3 года назад +18

      I saw this comment change from 2.3K to 2.4K likes after I clicked on it; I feel accomplished that it was because of that scream.

    • @diskos3464
      @diskos3464 3 года назад +2

      @@JustanotherrandomTom it changed from 24k to 30k

    • @happypantsfilmmaker1797
      @happypantsfilmmaker1797 3 года назад +5

      I don’t know, but things seemed to go downhill after he chugged that beer

    • @insanity1635
      @insanity1635 Месяц назад

      Now it's 5.2k

  • @12-343
    @12-343 3 года назад +4777

    Alternate title: yvonne turns into a hotdog

    • @hakaboy7757
      @hakaboy7757 3 года назад +35

      Today we coded it so that anyone we choose becomes a hot dog

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 3 года назад +6

      Today we extract cadmium and arsenic from processed hotdogs and hotdog buns.
      Jkjk(issa yoke)

    • @hiokifeliz9185
      @hiokifeliz9185 3 года назад +7

      spicy girl

    • @cirruswhaletft8344
      @cirruswhaletft8344 3 года назад

      She is a hotdog HAHAHAHA

    • @Ilikeeminleggings
      @Ilikeeminleggings 3 года назад

      @@Soultergeist there IS some in yvonne now that i think about it

  • @SAZAD21
    @SAZAD21 2 года назад +1189

    Just Michael saying " tell me about your greatest fears, tell me how you feel " while literally holding toast makes me dive into my greatest fears

    • @SAZAD21
      @SAZAD21 2 года назад +15

      18:44

  • @HokadoKong
    @HokadoKong 3 года назад +2141

    God, I just imagine someone sitting in their backyard with their family enjoying the night sky with some kind of expensive alcohol before suddenly hearing poki scream all those things

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 3 года назад +48

      Them: “and that’s what the alcohols for”

    • @ChristianTurnes
      @ChristianTurnes 2 года назад +31

      Do you know what she actually said cus I need to know

    • @mr.shuckle4858
      @mr.shuckle4858 2 года назад +3

      @@ChristianTurnes same

    • @nifty7641
      @nifty7641 2 года назад +9

      @@ChristianTurnes I'd assume she said the N-word, however, she is Moroccan so she is by technicality allowed to say it.

    • @angel-yy9dg
      @angel-yy9dg 2 года назад +56

      @@nifty7641 she's moroccan and therefore not black so she can't say the N word (which she didn't say)

  • @joeri_o_criador
    @joeri_o_criador 3 года назад +11416

    Girl's cups: Spooning, eat hot spice
    Guy's cups: *fart fetish, foot fetish, making a contract with satan*

    • @karmaticpoison.2403
      @karmaticpoison.2403 3 года назад +722

      Girl:"Oh my gosh i wonder why guys live less then us"
      Girl²:"yeah right so weird"
      The reason:

    • @lillie8916
      @lillie8916 3 года назад +142

      also a collar

    • @collinwallsfanpage7148
      @collinwallsfanpage7148 3 года назад +27

      1000th like congrats 👍

    • @joeri_o_criador
      @joeri_o_criador 3 года назад +11

      @@collinwallsfanpage7148 thanks

    • @iliate2589
      @iliate2589 3 года назад +98

      @@karmaticpoison.2403 my favourite character, female-squared

  • @acousticgamer5563
    @acousticgamer5563 3 года назад +7853

    Lily: "Hi babe" to poki,
    Michael: WTF IS GOING OH ON HERE!

    • @effectiveark
      @effectiveark 3 года назад +33

      The cringe 😂😂🤣🤣.

    • @gapless1001
      @gapless1001 3 года назад +8

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber 3 года назад +206

      The more I think about it. I think the simps annoyed Poki so much she began to be attracted to women

    • @lightray-ls4kw
      @lightray-ls4kw 3 года назад +15

      Michael reechu

    • @mevaniel3010
      @mevaniel3010 3 года назад +24

      A few seconds ago
      *I hate women* 😀

  • @beecomfy5474
    @beecomfy5474 3 года назад +314

    "¿Por qué no los dos?"
    Michael speaking spanish is the best i've ever listened. I'm dying

    • @gwrgrw4077
      @gwrgrw4077 2 года назад +3

      YEAH, THAT PART WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😹😹

  • @johnricbriones375
    @johnricbriones375 3 года назад +213

    Scarra : PUT IT IN MICHAEL
    Lily : PUT IT- *oh*

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 3 года назад +51827

    and i'll do it again

  • @sulaiwin6539
    @sulaiwin6539 3 года назад +8020

    Boy team: dances
    Michael: I hate women
    Boy team: intense dancing

    • @Walnut_yt
      @Walnut_yt 3 года назад +97

      *insert jojo theme here*

    • @sacrask4445
      @sacrask4445 3 года назад +37

      @@Walnut_yt i can see mista dancing

    • @stevendang6727
      @stevendang6727 3 года назад +13

      *DANCUNG INTENSIFY*

    • @uwutvtme6821
      @uwutvtme6821 3 года назад +6

      I wanna see it where’s the time lapse?

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 3 года назад +12

      UwUTvTme 6:50

  • @7sinsofhell207
    @7sinsofhell207 2 года назад +218

    I swear, lily seems sweet, but you have to admit she has her moments where she acts like a devil.

  • @obrey__
    @obrey__ 3 года назад +376

    12:18 9 months later scarra’s reaction still kills me 😂

  • @sunny_nightmareuwu1266
    @sunny_nightmareuwu1266 3 года назад +11178

    When poki said” and I’ll do it again” and Michael released his “ultra sonic sound” I CRIED

    • @justunababy
      @justunababy 3 года назад +63

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOW ITS GONNA MAKE ME?!!!

    • @sunny_nightmareuwu1266
      @sunny_nightmareuwu1266 3 года назад +11

      @@justunababy 🤣🤣

    • @Unholypastor
      @Unholypastor 3 года назад +67

      its funny how poki’s comment is under this one

    • @feykys
      @feykys 3 года назад +6

      @@sunny_nightmareuwu1266 timestamp plss nvm I got it

    • @feykys
      @feykys 3 года назад +3

      @Soby wdym you commented the thing

  • @4rcangel
    @4rcangel 3 года назад +15458

    Toast:“Do we want to be racist or sexist?”
    Michael:”Por que no los dos?”

    • @ripboo6247
      @ripboo6247 3 года назад +395

      What does that mean?

    • @emeryjoseph8571
      @emeryjoseph8571 3 года назад +2031

      @@ripboo6247 translates to “why not both”

    • @ripboo6247
      @ripboo6247 3 года назад +235

      @@emeryjoseph8571 thanks:)

    • @mrgoatlopez7255
      @mrgoatlopez7255 3 года назад +93

      Why not both

    • @iliate2589
      @iliate2589 3 года назад +100

      I am deceased from laughter

  • @bamboozi
    @bamboozi Год назад +131

    Toast at Chessboxing yesterday vs this video 2 years ago......what an incredible transformation

  • @bright0nsounds
    @bright0nsounds 3 года назад +511

    19:40 The editor gracing us all by leaving that Lily moment in: 👀

  • @4rcangel
    @4rcangel 3 года назад +4214

    Scarras best quote “ahh you flavored your foot for me.”

    • @13gudadod
      @13gudadod 3 года назад +6

      😳😳

    • @13gudadod
      @13gudadod 3 года назад +4

      😳😳😳😳

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 3 года назад +5

      what the sheisse?

    • @gamrr_499
      @gamrr_499 3 года назад +4

      Read this before watching. And I’m intrigued

    • @Plupperish
      @Plupperish 3 года назад

      Miss fed ;-;

  • @Ginoo_Orihinal
    @Ginoo_Orihinal 3 года назад +2934

    “Ice cubes in buttcrack until it melts”
    Michael: Which crack?

    • @Volvary
      @Volvary 3 года назад +86

      From the way Michael said it, I think it was just "crack" on the paper.

    • @theworldsbestpodcasteverD
      @theworldsbestpodcasteverD 3 года назад +7

      I think it may have just said crack on the paper

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 года назад +12

      Idk which other crack he was thinking though

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 3 года назад +4

      @@tangytim6699 crack crack

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 3 года назад +11

      @@tangytim6699 in his crack sack

  • @eliacaravati-pringle564
    @eliacaravati-pringle564 2 года назад +51

    "Por que no los dos?" I swear Michael is amazing

  • @aliciaviacrusis9441
    @aliciaviacrusis9441 3 года назад +1053

    Michael is really consistent
    at hitting Lily’s toe

  • @hngamer4823
    @hngamer4823 3 года назад +2934

    Michael. "i hate woman team incel"
    Also Michael is the only one with a girlfriend

    • @recherche8133
      @recherche8133 3 года назад +15

      @@Sir_Lobo who took him😔😔

    • @lowit9875
      @lowit9875 3 года назад +2

      I read this when that came up lmao

    • @josefsmakal3719
      @josefsmakal3719 3 года назад +10

      @@Sir_Lobo umm yeah, micheal is dating lilypichu

    • @jmas2593
      @jmas2593 3 года назад +5

      @@Sir_Lobo They probably directed it towards HN Gamer but clicked the reply button on your comment which automatically tags you unless you manually remove it.

    • @jason-qo9mc
      @jason-qo9mc 3 года назад

      F edmyster is. Goat

  • @mert7373
    @mert7373 3 года назад +2565

    "I've been cucked by Pokimane"
    *Tier 3's* : If only

    • @CancerArpegius
      @CancerArpegius 3 года назад +20

      i don't watch twitch so can someone explain to me what tier 3s mean?

    • @mert7373
      @mert7373 3 года назад +57

      FADL-4PNQ-T8GE-6PPN
      You can pay a certain amount to streamer and get perks. Tier 3 is highest perk level. Most of Poki’s tier 3 just want to be noticed by her.

    • @CancerArpegius
      @CancerArpegius 3 года назад +6

      @@mert7373 oh cool. Too bad Dkayed don't have tiers. We only have months. Oof.

    • @cheekbonetombstone4712
      @cheekbonetombstone4712 3 года назад +3

      666th like ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

    • @asca_1348
      @asca_1348 3 года назад +2

      tier 3s: you say that as if it’s a bad thing

  • @alannoeli74
    @alannoeli74 Год назад +72

    4:13 I’m a simple man
    7:22 I love how the dog is just oblivious to her pain

  • @BlueKira
    @BlueKira 2 года назад +50

    12:18
    Michael: I still got ice water drippin down ma leg
    Lily: Hot
    Scarra: Hm???

  • @connorlynn4891
    @connorlynn4891 3 года назад +16835

    Michael was the best addition to Offline I swear.
    Edit: We now have Robo-Dog

    • @DiegoRodriguez-wq4nk
      @DiegoRodriguez-wq4nk 3 года назад +79

      Yea

    • @bellum5432
      @bellum5432 3 года назад +249

      He is the only relevant honestly

    • @thatoneneeko2131
      @thatoneneeko2131 3 года назад +431

      Michael and toast are the only entertaining people in offline after fed got yoinked.

    • @connorlynn4891
      @connorlynn4891 3 года назад +263

      Explosive Bacon I wouldn’t go that far

    • @thatoneneeko2131
      @thatoneneeko2131 3 года назад +84

      @Donald J. Trump a homie but not the comedie

  • @MrFeus-dn9xs
    @MrFeus-dn9xs 3 года назад +2933

    "How does it feel Taser Boy?!?!"
    -Condiment Girl

    • @infiniteaj8688
      @infiniteaj8688 3 года назад +30

      Legend has it, their fierce battle rages on to this very day...

    • @riose8065
      @riose8065 3 года назад +20

      Taser Boy vs Condiment Girl: The Never-ending Battle

    • @estebanramirez1178
      @estebanramirez1178 3 года назад +9

      They sound like bargain-bin superheroes.

    • @shinykitsunelive
      @shinykitsunelive 3 года назад +1

      my favorite superheroes

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 3 года назад +5

      I would pay for this anime

  • @adantorres9935
    @adantorres9935 3 года назад +40

    When you notice that Michael had his hand on his Gooch and they all grabbed the same PNG pong ball

  • @okarulikestea9894
    @okarulikestea9894 2 года назад +43

    Lily: "who the hell makes all these punishments?"
    Brodin: *runs away*

  • @Penguru
    @Penguru 3 года назад +6000

    18:14 Micheal: "Fucking spoon my girlfriend" *misses* ...Poki: "And I'll do it again" *makes the shot* 🤣

  • @demolitionnicholas689
    @demolitionnicholas689 3 года назад +2747

    Poki: *spoons Lily*
    *Michael will remember that.*

    • @spamaccount2915
      @spamaccount2915 3 года назад +98

      *tier 3 subs will remember that*

    • @frostedturtle6951
      @frostedturtle6951 3 года назад +18

      Are lily and Michael dating

    • @syloz67
      @syloz67 3 года назад +52

      @@frostedturtle6951 Ah, I wonder

    • @frostedturtle6951
      @frostedturtle6951 3 года назад +3

      @@syloz67 they are i figured it out later on the video

    • @nekomancer8471
      @nekomancer8471 3 года назад +38

      @@frostedturtle6951 where have been for the past few months bro .kidding

  • @jeepercreepers9
    @jeepercreepers9 2 года назад +15

    17:50 Michael sounds so defeated

  • @reyez1983
    @reyez1983 2 года назад +10

    Love how Michael tases people but the moment he hits someone with a ping pong ball he apologies twice

  • @slumper4445
    @slumper4445 3 года назад +8823

    “I still got ice water dripping down my leg”
    Lily: hot
    Me: No, cold

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious 3 года назад +3124

    Boys: have like a 4 cup lead
    Micheal: imma bout to end this teams whole career

    • @danieldomingzz3745
      @danieldomingzz3745 3 года назад +47

      to be fair he just got tasered lol

    • @Rolealfl
      @Rolealfl 3 года назад +8

      daniel domingzz like 3 hours ago

    • @chodak3709
      @chodak3709 3 года назад +28

      I think he just got too drunk to be able to aim

    • @Rolealfl
      @Rolealfl 3 года назад +4

      Chodak yeah he was too drunk

    • @LennyCooley117
      @LennyCooley117 3 года назад +3

      Soju chug got em

  • @parry6407
    @parry6407 11 месяцев назад +8

    4:32 gamer foreshadowing

  • @tylerkennedy-yb1jc
    @tylerkennedy-yb1jc Год назад +9

    Pokimane: "i am leaving offlinetv" 2 years later she really does

  • @t-bug9385
    @t-bug9385 3 года назад +1626

    Scarra: Kill her
    Michael: * *Snipes Lily’s toes twice* *

    • @ghfghf7
      @ghfghf7 3 года назад +8

      *thrice*

    • @milesr5779
      @milesr5779 3 года назад +8

      It's her weak spot as he knows. I'm sorry for saying that but had to.

    • @dinus574
      @dinus574 3 года назад

      those little toesie woesies

    • @dg787
      @dg787 3 года назад

      He wants her toesy woosies

  • @ramon6783
    @ramon6783 3 года назад +3918

    Toast: "Alllriiight... let's get spooning."
    Never change Toast, never change.

    • @lemonette6353
      @lemonette6353 3 года назад +10

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @ferrallezz5246
      @ferrallezz5246 3 года назад +1

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @vlfs2942
      @vlfs2942 3 года назад +1

      @@ferrallezz5246 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH °O°

    • @gursimransingh0404
      @gursimransingh0404 3 года назад +1

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @vlfs2942
      @vlfs2942 3 года назад +1

      @@gursimransingh0404 ohohohoohohohohohohhohohoohohohohohohoohohohohoh

  • @SpiritSlayer1
    @SpiritSlayer1 2 года назад +37

    The fact that Lily and Pokimane spooned is hilarious!! I bet all the simps are jealous of Lily 😆

  • @me7859
    @me7859 2 года назад +11

    7:20 and here comes the fan fiction.

  • @towrfan
    @towrfan 3 года назад +1636

    Lily: Dude, All the Tier 3’s are going to photoshop them.
    Such words of truth that I have just heard.

    • @troopslayer5130
      @troopslayer5130 3 года назад +15

      yo the next guest is gonna be sykkuno or smoothkuno

    • @ankandas404
      @ankandas404 3 года назад

      @@troopslayer5130 true

  • @atahualpaarias1840
    @atahualpaarias1840 3 года назад +3969

    Toast: "do you want something sexist or racist"
    Michael: "Por qué no los dos??"
    Jajshs, that Spanish killed me

  • @flache1086
    @flache1086 3 года назад +5

    This is one of the best type of video...
    Poki spooning lily, condiment girl, mykull leashed, lily licking temmie, poki saying...loud funny things ... I didn't know I needed those ... now I want more x')

  • @jacoblynch1951
    @jacoblynch1951 3 года назад +1

    Toast's face when Michael read the last punishment was priceless and when Michael ran by when Scarra was in the dare chair had me rolling on the floor.

  • @bespinguard7854
    @bespinguard7854 3 года назад +8482

    The fact lily was the little spoon but ended up being the one who had to comfort poki is hilarious to me

    • @soupersoup5773
      @soupersoup5773 3 года назад +86

      I love you Bespin guard ... but I'll admit I've been going out with Coruscant guard recently. I think we need to break up...

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 года назад +51

      @@soupersoup5773 bro wtf wasn’t the coruscant guard dating yoda??????????

    • @soupersoup5773
      @soupersoup5773 3 года назад +19

      @@dodoodood.9421 wait what

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 3 года назад +18

      @@soupersoup5773 😬

    • @bespinguard7854
      @bespinguard7854 3 года назад +14

      @@soupersoup5773 Coruscant guard was always the type of guy she’d tell you not to worry about...

  • @toad1533
    @toad1533 3 года назад +1656

    “I can see Carson’s face photoshopped on there now...” LMAO

    • @kangkantalukdar7749
      @kangkantalukdar7749 3 года назад +22

      After hearing that, I feel like Carson is her "secret" boyfriend 🤐

    • @TSGPhilipp
      @TSGPhilipp 3 года назад +13

      @@kangkantalukdar7749 I would ship that

    • @TSGPhilipp
      @TSGPhilipp 3 года назад +10

      Carsonmane

    • @toner7772
      @toner7772 3 года назад +1

      Kangkan Talukdar ew hell no

    • @dattos140
      @dattos140 3 года назад +22

      @@TSGPhilipp carson deserves better

  • @billyo7685
    @billyo7685 3 года назад

    It must be so great to have such an awesome group of friends like these guys... :)

  • @chriswailes7742
    @chriswailes7742 3 года назад +6

    Michael: I can see Carson face photoshoped there now
    Johntron: that one didn't age quite so well

  • @IaMmEsSiNgBoY
    @IaMmEsSiNgBoY 3 года назад +1819

    5:34 Yvonne: **Sees dare chair**
    **Piston Powered Chair Flashbacks**

    • @justalonelydud
      @justalonelydud 3 года назад +4

      IaMmEsSiNgBoY Yes Why No Comments...

    • @legoman9421
      @legoman9421 3 года назад +10

      "Sit on my electri- Pneumatic chair"

    • @sl0thgames324
      @sl0thgames324 3 года назад

      @@legoman9421 you beat me to the quote.

    • @aaronkal7433
      @aaronkal7433 3 года назад

      “Sit in my electri...Pneumatic chair

  • @yamaracruz1268
    @yamaracruz1268 3 года назад +4450

    Michael "grinding" Toast and telling him, "tell me your biggest fears" just had me lmao. I swear I think I woke up everyone in my house.

  • @SnowpointSilver
    @SnowpointSilver Год назад +4

    4:32 this has aged fantastically.

  • @P.An04
    @P.An04 3 года назад +8

    I want otv as a group to do runningman like challenges as content. That be hilarious lmao

  • @xia6343
    @xia6343 3 года назад +3839

    *If toast is grossed out people should call him “Disgusted Toast”*

    • @znjeky8979
      @znjeky8979 3 года назад +21

      Tu dum tss

    • @kjcannelz
      @kjcannelz 3 года назад +13

      CLAP CLAP CLAP

    • @clementines1luvr33
      @clementines1luvr33 3 года назад +14

      Bruh I've been thinking of this forever, thank you

    • @xia6343
      @xia6343 3 года назад +2

      Choking Sasuke your welcome lmao

    • @yttri9876
      @yttri9876 3 года назад

      get out

  • @kittyatomic0147
    @kittyatomic0147 3 года назад +2319

    Michael: *gets leashed*
    Michael: “This is not a punishment for me. This is a punishment for you.”

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 3 года назад +80

      Michael could make anything that's supposed to be a punishment for him and make it a punishment for everyone else instead so quickly.

    • @ashleyiris4577
      @ashleyiris4577 3 года назад +31

      Lily: I've got you now
      Toast: no you don't. He's got you.

  • @eresuplays
    @eresuplays 10 месяцев назад +5

    4:33 aged like fine wine (cuz she did leave 😂 we miss u poki 😢)

  • @iliketrees4293
    @iliketrees4293 2 года назад +1

    You can just tell they had a genuinely good time making this video

  • @chillperson3727
    @chillperson3727 3 года назад +9254

    Lily and Poki: Spooning
    Michael: *Grabs Tazer*

    • @blackcreeper968
      @blackcreeper968 3 года назад +85

      Michael: Tazer use Electrocution
      (It's so Effective)

    • @justyourfellowduck
      @justyourfellowduck 2 года назад +7

      3K with 1 reply… that’s suspicious

    • @kmxtdaplayaah
      @kmxtdaplayaah 2 года назад +9

      @@justyourfellowduck that’s very suspicious....yo red?

    • @Fusible
      @Fusible 2 года назад +6

      @@kmxtdaplayaah orange did it

    • @firamation8114
      @firamation8114 2 года назад +5

      @@Fusible i fucking did it

  • @seven8703
    @seven8703 3 года назад +703

    "It's comfortably in my G O O C H"
    -Michael Reeves 2020

  • @mikaela7186
    @mikaela7186 3 года назад +10

    The punishment: Grind on someone for 10 seconds
    The video: *20 minutes later*

  • @sharpie9204
    @sharpie9204 Год назад +5

    Poki Says "I am leaving offline TV"...... damn that did not age well.....

  • @baekkyuu8439
    @baekkyuu8439 3 года назад +2455

    Michael: I hate women
    : poki and lilly cuddling:
    Also michael: -_-

    • @brayanayala3491
      @brayanayala3491 3 года назад +11

      I laughed and at too hard at that

    • @evazhou4796
      @evazhou4796 3 года назад +3

      U spelled lily wrong

    • @gingiboyo375
      @gingiboyo375 3 года назад +4

      WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HUH?

  • @roberto3165
    @roberto3165 3 года назад +1039

    Michael: I still got ice water dripping down leg
    Lily: Hot
    Scarra: *_Mh???_*

  • @missmingles
    @missmingles 2 года назад

    The quality of Michael running away from the leash paired with Sonic DX “CATCH!” music, when you’re wrestling with a fish.

  • @TheImoKun
    @TheImoKun Год назад +7

    "I am leaving offlineTv" - Pokimane

  • @bastianbjerregard3160
    @bastianbjerregard3160 3 года назад +2400

    *Micheal has to get tased*
    Everyone: well well well looks who is laughing now

    • @hamdu6427
      @hamdu6427 3 года назад +1

      @Aidan Chadwick how the tables turn*

    • @hamdu6427
      @hamdu6427 3 года назад +7

      @Aidan Chadwick fine, turntables it is

    • @LOLking24680
      @LOLking24680 3 года назад +3

      How the turn has turn the table turn

    • @u_q6c
      @u_q6c 3 года назад

      look whos*

    • @elite7700
      @elite7700 3 года назад

      minecraft stev look whos who

  • @Katoptikos
    @Katoptikos 3 года назад +1563

    poki: spoons lily
    michael next video: taming real thunderstorms

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 года назад +23

      You had me at two kawaii girls spooning

    • @joshuasantiago3101
      @joshuasantiago3101 3 года назад +10

      well he is god of thundering tazers

    • @wavygrxvy4880
      @wavygrxvy4880 3 года назад +9

      thats the second time lily got spooned by a offline tv member

    • @Anonym-wz6mm
      @Anonym-wz6mm 3 года назад +2

      I mean it isn't any different as Liki was a ship before anyways, that what you get when you're together with a meme shipper famous yt person lol

    • @ashgreninja4460
      @ashgreninja4460 3 года назад +1

      @@wavygrxvy4880 LMFAO

  • @julialee8504
    @julialee8504 11 месяцев назад +4

    4:32 “i am leaving offlineTV” -poki
    well ig she wasn’t joking

  • @BeloJel0
    @BeloJel0 2 года назад

    the spoon part..heck yeah that was adorable!!

  • @YourAverageClown
    @YourAverageClown 3 года назад +753

    Scarra: *chugs beer*
    Lily: Dad's gonna get angry again...

    • @marfur9
      @marfur9 3 года назад +3

      If only it was a beer. Daddy is gonna get crunked

  • @ethereal4842
    @ethereal4842 3 года назад +2304

    7:20, Poki really said, "I'm Mrs Steal Yo Girl"

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 года назад +63

      Yeah, Poki and Lily give me bisexual vibes ngl

    • @ethereal4842
      @ethereal4842 3 года назад +23

      @@hallway_revenant7919 agreed, case closed.

    • @tjailinht9412
      @tjailinht9412 2 года назад +6

      @@hallway_revenant7919 except none of them are.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 2 года назад +12

      @@tjailinht9412 doesn'tmeantheycan'tgiveoffenergysorrymyspacekeyisbroken

    • @zuflu
      @zuflu 2 года назад +2

      @BlazeTrail 1269 Ido

  • @cubiss1273
    @cubiss1273 2 года назад +1

    I love the Summoning Salt opening :D Nice touch

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 2 года назад +2

    Poki's personality is like cold water, there is no flavour but you still enjoy it and its refreshing.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 3 года назад +1862

    “Where they are so confident for 3 hours of missing”
    _Michael later goes on to miss for 3 hours_

    • @hkm2698
      @hkm2698 3 года назад

      Nooooooo someone ruined the streakkkkk I just saw it turn into 421.
      I’m going to be like number 422...
      Edit: frick I’m like number 423...

    • @BCN_goodolboy
      @BCN_goodolboy 3 года назад +1

      It 690 now

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 3 года назад +1161

    Michael "i still got ice water drippin down my leg."
    Monotone Lilly "hot."
    April ludgate much lol

    • @tazppn5575
      @tazppn5575 3 года назад +4

      i was thinking the same thing lol

    • @lilbubba7048
      @lilbubba7048 3 года назад +4

      my entire friend group

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 3 года назад +4

      But Michael is the exact opposite of Andy

    • @Randomearthling806
      @Randomearthling806 3 года назад +2

      @@outside8312 both are chaotic

    • @DaimyoD0
      @DaimyoD0 3 года назад +2

      Matched only by her pleas of, "Michael let me enjoy it!!" as she tightens a leash around his neck hahahahah

  • @ILoveMilkingWhales
    @ILoveMilkingWhales 7 месяцев назад +2

    “No woman can leash me” obviously only men leash Michael.

  • @peanutbpickle
    @peanutbpickle 2 года назад +2

    9:30 lily: BABE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING

  • @nicholasspidel1471
    @nicholasspidel1471 3 года назад +956

    19:05 When Michael struck Yvonne with the might of Zeus he gave off some hardcore little kid "I'M SORRY! DON'T TELL MOM! HIT ME, YOU CAN HIT ME, JUST DON'T TELL MOM!" energy.

  • @GimmeYourBlubber
    @GimmeYourBlubber 3 года назад +941

    12:18
    Michael: I still got ice water dripping down my leg.
    Lily: HOT.
    Scarra: *visible and audible confusion*

    • @m.rsoda-can1868
      @m.rsoda-can1868 3 года назад +9

      No its COLD

    • @Dapin.
      @Dapin. 3 года назад +4

      Did you just say *AUDIBLE*

    • @dhuls7
      @dhuls7 3 года назад +4

      Davin Pradipta he makes a little hrmm? Sound

    • @bruh-uq2zx
      @bruh-uq2zx 3 года назад

      Micheal reee has a period blood...

    • @FrancoCervigni
      @FrancoCervigni 3 года назад

      Honestly I understood that sound more like: "-Nice"

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 2 года назад +4

    17:53 [In Palpatine voice] Ironic… the Tazer Guy… gets tazed!!!

  • @Kelp69
    @Kelp69 2 года назад +1

    "You gonna cry ketchup" is the best insult-compliment for a person with ketchup on their face

  • @GingerPale
    @GingerPale 3 года назад +23098

    Who made these cups

  • @Kittyyy187
    @Kittyyy187 3 года назад +4016

    18:14 was so funny
    Michael: Spoon my girlfriend
    Misses cup...
    Poki: and I'll do it again
    Makes it
    Damn Poki 😂😂

  • @NoviraMusic
    @NoviraMusic 2 года назад +1

    Heart melted when lily had to eat something spicy and Michael, on the opposite side, was trying to get a less spicy sauce for her

  • @vleanc
    @vleanc 3 года назад +2

    I love the OTV, it's filled with amazing people.

  • @jcalvarez4407
    @jcalvarez4407 3 года назад +1158

    Michael: get 3 eggs cracked on your head.
    Taking crackhead to a whole new level

    • @danmccall4192
      @danmccall4192 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kavin899
      @kavin899 3 года назад +13

      Also ice cubes to his crack

    • @lovelarissa
      @lovelarissa 3 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes

    • @guldahl9810
      @guldahl9810 3 года назад

      Exactly my thought

    • @nakubro
      @nakubro 3 года назад

      950th like

  • @noahalston3053
    @noahalston3053 3 года назад +277

    The amount of fanfic that’s going to come out of this you can write a whole series

  • @Krispy453
    @Krispy453 2 года назад +1

    Whatever little shards of a soul Michael still had was just SHATTERED in front of our eyes

  • @kovo5090
    @kovo5090 Год назад +5

    "I am leaving OfflineTV"
    -Pokimane, the foreshadower

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 3 года назад +1425

    6:49
    *boys team dancing*
    michael reeves: "i hate women"
    *dancing intensifies*

  • @ahhbee4389
    @ahhbee4389 3 года назад +361

    Michael said “You gonna cry ketchup?” then I got an ad for Heinz

    • @rockburger9007
      @rockburger9007 3 года назад +8

      Micheal said “ you gonna cry whore?” And I got an add saying lots of older ladies are in my area

    • @Lemon14402
      @Lemon14402 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @lukasyoung7909
      @lukasyoung7909 3 года назад +2

      same
      wtf

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 2 года назад +4

    Lily: let me enjoy it!
    ... I’m pretty certain they tried it after this.

  • @bread5544
    @bread5544 Год назад +6

    Lily: 22:47 “this is probably the weirdest shoot”
    Watching in 2023 after the would you rather video came out. Just you wait past Lily, just you wait

  • @abhinavsankuratri7921
    @abhinavsankuratri7921 3 года назад +2325

    I cant imagine Sykkuno doing this

  • @redactedd6198
    @redactedd6198 3 года назад +1107

    Scarra out of context part 1
    “PUT IT IN MICHAEL!”

    • @kafir1mw2quick
      @kafir1mw2quick 3 года назад +36

      not as bad as the last episode of this when he said "I never got to creampie anyone."

    • @Pippaqueenofdumb
      @Pippaqueenofdumb 3 года назад +15

      Pretty great when he yelled "BLINDFOLD HER, PUT HER IN THE CHAIR"

    • @boartank
      @boartank 3 года назад +8

      3:50 malding Poki

  • @andiixo7142
    @andiixo7142 Год назад

    @16:10 Yvonne's face LMAO "How did I even end up here...?" I've never seen something so clearly written on someones face!!!

  • @jimmytheperson700
    @jimmytheperson700 2 года назад

    Micheal: Y'knw that's- pretty good
    Lilly: No, you gotta go *all out*

  • @elite7700
    @elite7700 3 года назад +2728

    Toast: So Rasict or Sexist
    Michael: Por Que No Los Dos "Why Not Both?"

    • @icecreamtaco954
      @icecreamtaco954 3 года назад +32

      4:04

    • @encoded9107
      @encoded9107 3 года назад +16

      @@geraldhng8774 it means "why not both?"

    • @elite7700
      @elite7700 3 года назад +4

      Bruh how am I getting likes

    • @hadofhfo3369
      @hadofhfo3369 3 года назад +12

      @@elite7700 because you translated it for people

    • @elite7700
      @elite7700 3 года назад +5

      @@hadofhfo3369 oh makes sense

  • @KingBilibob
    @KingBilibob 3 года назад +657

    Poki: *makes out with the obama
    cardboard*.
    John wick cardboard: *starts crying*.

  • @BobsRavines
    @BobsRavines Год назад +3

    "I am leaving offlineTV" - Poki. Little did we know.. lmao

  • @lukebbm
    @lukebbm Год назад

    There is so much parts in this video that would be so cursed without context, such as: "Bark for me."