God, I just imagine someone sitting in their backyard with their family enjoying the night sky with some kind of expensive alcohol before suddenly hearing poki scream all those things
19:05 When Michael struck Yvonne with the might of Zeus he gave off some hardcore little kid "I'M SORRY! DON'T TELL MOM! HIT ME, YOU CAN HIT ME, JUST DON'T TELL MOM!" energy.
@@Sir_Lobo They probably directed it towards HN Gamer but clicked the reply button on your comment which automatically tags you unless you manually remove it.
FADL-4PNQ-T8GE-6PPN You can pay a certain amount to streamer and get perks. Tier 3 is highest perk level. Most of Poki’s tier 3 just want to be noticed by her.
Scarra: *chugs soju with michael* Lily: "Dad's gonna get angry again..." Scarra:*Puts his hands on the table and looks at michael like he's gonna kill him if he doesnt finish his soju*
This is one of the best type of video... Poki spooning lily, condiment girl, mykull leashed, lily licking temmie, poki saying...loud funny things ... I didn't know I needed those ... now I want more x')
What happend after the shoot: Pokimanes reddit getting overun by lily x poki ship and obama edits. Lily having to explain stuff to michael. Yvonne crying while washing her face furiously. Toast questioning his sexuality. Scarra getting a shot with the girl poki DMd. Michael spamming poki. The producer having a great night with OTV fantasy footage People in the comments having some other ideas tho 👀
You really got to hand it to Poki, she could have used scarra phone to sent a DM to anyone saying anything and she sent a DM to HERSELF. That's a real homie.
just wanna say, they look rly happy, like there genuinly having some fun together. its nice to see them all in a relaxed enviromant, yvonne has opened up alot which is also nice to see
Toast's face when Michael read the last punishment was priceless and when Michael ran by when Scarra was in the dare chair had me rolling on the floor.
The moment Michael stopped doing his disorienting scream he lost.
Michael has an ability called " *Banshee Scream* "
the ability stops if he feels he is defeated
I saw this comment change from 2.3K to 2.4K likes after I clicked on it; I feel accomplished that it was because of that scream.
@@JustanotherrandomTom it changed from 24k to 30k
I don’t know, but things seemed to go downhill after he chugged that beer
Now it's 5.2k
Girl's cups: Spooning, eat hot spice
Guy's cups: *fart fetish, foot fetish, making a contract with satan*
Girl:"Oh my gosh i wonder why guys live less then us"
Girl²:"yeah right so weird"
The reason:
also a collar
1000th like congrats 👍
@@collinwallsfanpage7148 thanks
@@karmaticpoison.2403 my favourite character, female-squared
and i'll do it again
L
Bap bap
Haha
ok
Bruh
Just Michael saying " tell me about your greatest fears, tell me how you feel " while literally holding toast makes me dive into my greatest fears
18:44
Yeah, that was funny af😂
Boy team: dances
Michael: I hate women
Boy team: intense dancing
*insert jojo theme here*
@@Walnut_yt i can see mista dancing
*DANCUNG INTENSIFY*
I wanna see it where’s the time lapse?
UwUTvTme 6:50
Lily: "Hi babe" to poki,
Michael: WTF IS GOING OH ON HERE!
The cringe 😂😂🤣🤣.
Lmao 🤣
The more I think about it. I think the simps annoyed Poki so much she began to be attracted to women
Michael reechu
A few seconds ago
*I hate women* 😀
Alternate title: yvonne turns into a hotdog
Today we coded it so that anyone we choose becomes a hot dog
Today we extract cadmium and arsenic from processed hotdogs and hotdog buns.
Jkjk(issa yoke)
spicy girl
She is a hotdog HAHAHAHA
@@Soultergeist there IS some in yvonne now that i think about it
God, I just imagine someone sitting in their backyard with their family enjoying the night sky with some kind of expensive alcohol before suddenly hearing poki scream all those things
Them: “and that’s what the alcohols for”
Do you know what she actually said cus I need to know
@@ChristianTurnes same
@@ChristianTurnes I'd assume she said the N-word, however, she is Moroccan so she is by technicality allowed to say it.
@@nifty7641 she's moroccan and therefore not black so she can't say the N word (which she didn't say)
Michael "grinding" Toast and telling him, "tell me your biggest fears" just had me lmao. I swear I think I woke up everyone in my house.
And imagine a bit the whole neighborhood would wake up.
@@mahaphoublue7644 lmao yeah, probably.
That was some joker level shit
“I hate women”
@@bharathshetty8764 that broden for you
When poki said” and I’ll do it again” and Michael released his “ultra sonic sound” I CRIED
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOW ITS GONNA MAKE ME?!!!
@@QTMimita 🤣🤣
its funny how poki’s comment is under this one
@@sunny_nightmareuwu1266 timestamp plss nvm I got it
@Soby wdym you commented the thing
“I still got ice water dripping down my leg”
Lily: hot
Me: No, cold
that part was really cute
This is actually funny
@@TheScrewUps yes
Scarra was like?????
I WAS YOUR 3000 LIKE OMG
"¿Por qué no los dos?"
Michael speaking spanish is the best i've ever listened. I'm dying
YEAH, THAT PART WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😹😹
Michael was the best addition to Offline I swear.
Edit: We now have Robo-Dog
Yea
He is the only relevant honestly
Michael and toast are the only entertaining people in offline after fed got yoinked.
Explosive Bacon I wouldn’t go that far
@Donald J. Trump a homie but not the comedie
Toast:“Do we want to be racist or sexist?”
Michael:”Por que no los dos?”
What does that mean?
@@ripboo6247 translates to “why not both”
@@emeryjoseph8571 thanks:)
Why not both
I am deceased from laughter
Boys: have like a 4 cup lead
Micheal: imma bout to end this teams whole career
to be fair he just got tasered lol
daniel domingzz like 3 hours ago
I think he just got too drunk to be able to aim
Chodak yeah he was too drunk
Soju chug got em
Scarra : PUT IT IN MICHAEL
Lily : PUT IT- *oh*
Scarras best quote “ahh you flavored your foot for me.”
😳😳
😳😳😳😳
what the sheisse?
Read this before watching. And I’m intrigued
Miss fed ;-;
Lily: Dude, All the Tier 3’s are going to photoshop them.
Such words of truth that I have just heard.
yo the next guest is gonna be sykkuno or smoothkuno
@@troopslayer5130 true
Toast: "do you want something sexist or racist"
Michael: "Por qué no los dos??"
Jajshs, that Spanish killed me
What does it mean
@@davidkavanagh8294 "Why not both?"
Si
@@davidkavanagh8294 you don't wanna know just gonna point that out
Esa parte me hico reír XD
19:40 The editor gracing us all by leaving that Lily moment in: 👀
She got real close before realizing where that sound bite would go
@@kevint1929 Oh god, I didn't even think of that...
LMAO
I don't get it help
@@mamasitas3566 r34
Michael: *gets leashed*
Michael: “This is not a punishment for me. This is a punishment for you.”
Michael could make anything that's supposed to be a punishment for him and make it a punishment for everyone else instead so quickly.
Lily: I've got you now
Toast: no you don't. He's got you.
18:14 Micheal: "Fucking spoon my girlfriend" *misses* ...Poki: "And I'll do it again" *makes the shot* 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was so savage XD
haha yeah
@@anikalarson5435 ...????
Am I missing something are they dating?
I find it hilarious that Lily thought she’d control Michael when she put a leash on him and he was just like “I AM IN CONTROL HERE” and BOLTED
I also find it funny how Lily said "Let me enjoy it!" and that made micheal fight even more
He's unstoppable
So like a real dog
Like a dog who just saw a new pile of shit to eat
To op to be contained
Toast at Chessboxing yesterday vs this video 2 years ago......what an incredible transformation
Michael: I hate women
: poki and lilly cuddling:
Also michael: -_-
I laughed and at too hard at that
U spelled lily wrong
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE HUH?
Lily and Poki: Spooning
Michael: *Grabs Tazer*
Michael: Tazer use Electrocution
(It's so Effective)
3K with 1 reply… that’s suspicious
@@justyourfellowduck that’s very suspicious....yo red?
@@kmxtdaplayaah orange did it
@@Fusible i fucking did it
19:05 When Michael struck Yvonne with the might of Zeus he gave off some hardcore little kid "I'M SORRY! DON'T TELL MOM! HIT ME, YOU CAN HIT ME, JUST DON'T TELL MOM!" energy.
Listen again to what poki says
"I tought that hit her vagina"😂😂😂
I swear, lily seems sweet, but you have to admit she has her moments where she acts like a devil.
*flashbacks to the Second Slime video*
Toast: "Alllriiight... let's get spooning."
Never change Toast, never change.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
@@ferrallezz5246 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH °O°
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@gursimransingh0404 ohohohoohohohohohohhohohoohohohohohohoohohohohoh
5:34 Yvonne: **Sees dare chair**
**Piston Powered Chair Flashbacks**
IaMmEsSiNgBoY Yes Why No Comments...
"Sit on my electri- Pneumatic chair"
@@legoman9421 you beat me to the quote.
“Sit in my electri...Pneumatic chair
“Ice cubes in buttcrack until it melts”
Michael: Which crack?
From the way Michael said it, I think it was just "crack" on the paper.
I think it may have just said crack on the paper
Idk which other crack he was thinking though
@@hajidle crack crack
@@hajidle in his crack sack
12:18 9 months later scarra’s reaction still kills me 😂
The fact lily was the little spoon but ended up being the one who had to comfort poki is hilarious to me
I love you Bespin guard ... but I'll admit I've been going out with Coruscant guard recently. I think we need to break up...
@@soupersoup5773 bro wtf wasn’t the coruscant guard dating yoda??????????
@@dodoodood.9421 wait what
@@soupersoup5773 😬
@@soupersoup5773 Coruscant guard was always the type of guy she’d tell you not to worry about...
“Where they are so confident for 3 hours of missing”
_Michael later goes on to miss for 3 hours_
Nooooooo someone ruined the streakkkkk I just saw it turn into 421.
I’m going to be like number 422...
Edit: frick I’m like number 423...
It 690 now
Michael. "i hate woman team incel"
Also Michael is the only one with a girlfriend
@@Sir_Lobo who took him😔😔
I read this when that came up lmao
@@Sir_Lobo umm yeah, micheal is dating lilypichu
@@Sir_Lobo They probably directed it towards HN Gamer but clicked the reply button on your comment which automatically tags you unless you manually remove it.
F edmyster is. Goat
12:18
Michael: I still got ice water drippin down ma leg
Lily: Hot
Scarra: Hm???
Scarra: Kill her
Michael: * *Snipes Lily’s toes twice* *
*thrice*
It's her weak spot as he knows. I'm sorry for saying that but had to.
those little toesie woesies
He wants her toesy woosies
And moaned😮
"How does it feel Taser Boy?!?!"
-Condiment Girl
Legend has it, their fierce battle rages on to this very day...
Taser Boy vs Condiment Girl: The Never-ending Battle
They sound like bargain-bin superheroes.
my favorite superheroes
I would pay for this anime
"It's comfortably in my G O O C H"
-Michael Reeves 2020
"Por que no los dos?" I swear Michael is amazing
*If toast is grossed out people should call him “Disgusted Toast”*
Tu dum tss
CLAP CLAP CLAP
Bruh I've been thinking of this forever, thank you
Choking Sasuke your welcome lmao
get out
Michael: I still got ice water dripping down leg
Lily: Hot
Scarra: *_Mh???_*
Waterfall..
Masterpiece of timing
poki: spoons lily
michael next video: taming real thunderstorms
You had me at two kawaii girls spooning
well he is god of thundering tazers
thats the second time lily got spooned by a offline tv member
I mean it isn't any different as Liki was a ship before anyways, that what you get when you're together with a meme shipper famous yt person lol
@@wavygrxvy4880 LMFAO
4:13 I’m a simple man
7:22 I love how the dog is just oblivious to her pain
7:20, Poki really said, "I'm Mrs Steal Yo Girl"
Yeah, Poki and Lily give me bisexual vibes ngl
@@hallway_revenant7919 agreed, case closed.
@@hallway_revenant7919 except none of them are.
@@tjailinht9412 doesn'tmeantheycan'tgiveoffenergysorrymyspacekeyisbroken
@BlazeTrail 1269 Ido
*Micheal has to get tased*
Everyone: well well well looks who is laughing now
@Aidan Chadwick how the tables turn*
@Aidan Chadwick fine, turntables it is
How the turn has turn the table turn
look whos*
minecraft stev look whos who
Offline TV is like a group of kids hanging out without supervision for the first time
Ans all the kid worth millions them self
yessss so true
Michael is the one who brought snacks
Michael is really consistent
at hitting Lily’s toe
Scarra: *chugs beer*
Lily: Dad's gonna get angry again...
If only it was a beer. Daddy is gonna get crunked
Michael "i still got ice water drippin down my leg."
Monotone Lilly "hot."
April ludgate much lol
i was thinking the same thing lol
my entire friend group
But Michael is the exact opposite of Andy
@@outside8312 both are chaotic
Matched only by her pleas of, "Michael let me enjoy it!!" as she tightens a leash around his neck hahahahah
6:49
*boys team dancing*
michael reeves: "i hate women"
*dancing intensifies*
Lmao 🤣
I love that part 🤣
iFunny
6:59 YOU SEE THE LOOK IN POKI'S EYES, SHE KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO GET HER REVENGE!
When you notice that Michael had his hand on his Gooch and they all grabbed the same PNG pong ball
"I've been cucked by Pokimane"
*Tier 3's* : If only
i don't watch twitch so can someone explain to me what tier 3s mean?
FADL-4PNQ-T8GE-6PPN
You can pay a certain amount to streamer and get perks. Tier 3 is highest perk level. Most of Poki’s tier 3 just want to be noticed by her.
@@mert7373 oh cool. Too bad Dkayed don't have tiers. We only have months. Oof.
666th like ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
tier 3s: you say that as if it’s a bad thing
“I can see Carson’s face photoshopped on there now...” LMAO
After hearing that, I feel like Carson is her "secret" boyfriend 🤐
@@kangkantalukdar7749 I would ship that
Carsonmane
Kangkan Talukdar ew hell no
@@TSGPhilipp carson deserves better
I love how Michael has influenced Lily’s sense of humour. Or maybe more accurately, willingness to be seen making those jokes.
i feel like nobody notices this but seeing toast from video to like his recent video really surprises me with his glow up and how he changed.
Who made these cups
Carson
They did an ask tumblr
I love you btw
Holy..Ginger
Where is the next video!?Love you btw
Scarra: *chugs soju with michael*
Lily: "Dad's gonna get angry again..."
Scarra:*Puts his hands on the table and looks at michael like he's gonna kill him if he doesnt finish his soju*
Timestamp pls
Michael: i might get bruised in the crack
Lily: should i check?
Michael: ummmm....(dies inside)
Press F for iced crackheaduu
F
F
F
no
Must have taken you years to think of this incredible joke
Love how Michael tases people but the moment he hits someone with a ping pong ball he apologies twice
18:14 was so funny
Michael: Spoon my girlfriend
Misses cup...
Poki: and I'll do it again
Makes it
Damn Poki 😂😂
"And I'll do it again BAP BAP" vibes
Ikr
"Ive gotten cucked by Pokimane"
The way she Just said it🤣😂
I just realized Michael said "Why not both?" in Spanish when Toast said "Do we want something racist or sexist?" at 4:07
I laughed so hard at that part since i speak spanish since born lmao
Stone Head nobody cares
BabyBoat 15 ok mister *BABYBOAT15* at least he can speak Spanish unlike you.
@@yogibear1200 I care, however I don't care about your opinion, now unless someone confirms they care I don't think anyone cares about your opinion.
@@yogibear1200 i care
Scarra out of context part 1
“PUT IT IN MICHAEL!”
not as bad as the last episode of this when he said "I never got to creampie anyone."
Pretty great when he yelled "BLINDFOLD HER, PUT HER IN THE CHAIR"
3:50 malding Poki
Lily: "who the hell makes all these punishments?"
Brodin: *runs away*
7:17 Lily just experienced what most tier three simps would kill a man for
Agreed
I think they would do a little more then kill.
give reddit 30 minutes and It's up there
@@Itokuna give 4chan a split second
Still wouldn't happen they would be In prison
Poki: spoons Lily and tells her fear
Lily: LEGIT GIVING COMFORT AND ADVICE
It is times like these where I could swear Poki and Lily were Bisexuals
@@hallway_revenant7919 no its just for CONTENT
@@hallway_revenant7919 stop bringing that SHIT into everything, it's just for content.
@@StarrySky- unless you're one of them, you're in no position to scream about what they are or are not :))
@@DumbassDouchebags yeah sure, content
13:30 the way toast says “ok perfect” kills me
"aoh-kayy~ pEHRfekttt :)"
yes idk why
💅 perfect
4:32 gamer foreshadowing
Michael: The Taser
Pokimane: The Lesbian
Yvonne: The Condiment Girl
Lily: The Rapper
Toast: The Pervert
Scarra: The Alcoholic
No no no lily is the therapist
Accurate.
"he just wants to drink"
The last one fuckin got me
In my opinion id say fed was the pervert
"this is where you deflect it onto Poki"
It seems Toast has been playing among us irl too
n-
Zeth woah woah woah, don’t finish that word buddy
i
@@clara4738 I
g
The amount of fanfic that’s going to come out of this you can write a whole series
We can only hope
I hate that this is true
It would be a phone book
Pokimane: "i am leaving offlinetv" 2 years later she really does
Dang lilypichu needs to have a rap music video she's pretty good at freestyling what if she made a lyrics by herself it would be dope
You seen her most recent music video?
Fancy seeing you here ya blox piece addict
NANI?! I never thought I’d see you here
it's aight
Comfi beats exsist
Michael said “You gonna cry ketchup?” then I got an ad for Heinz
Micheal said “ you gonna cry whore?” And I got an add saying lots of older ladies are in my area
LOL
same
wtf
Mom: “go play with the neighbor’s kid”
The neighbor’s kid: 21:18
LMAOOOOOOO
NOO💀💀💀
Michael really is the neighbour's kid tho
I did not expect that to be as funny as it was
This is one of the best type of video...
Poki spooning lily, condiment girl, mykull leashed, lily licking temmie, poki saying...loud funny things ... I didn't know I needed those ... now I want more x')
Toast jumps into Michaels arms-
Michael: "Tell me about your greatest fears"
What happend after the shoot:
Pokimanes reddit getting overun by lily x poki ship and obama edits.
Lily having to explain stuff to michael.
Yvonne crying while washing her face furiously.
Toast questioning his sexuality.
Scarra getting a shot with the girl poki DMd.
Michael spamming poki.
The producer having a great night with OTV fantasy footage
People in the comments having some other ideas tho 👀
Nah, that dm just mad Toast x Scarra shippers go wild
dont forget scarra getting a foot fetish
You really got to hand it to Poki, she could have used scarra phone to sent a DM to anyone saying anything and she sent a DM to HERSELF.
That's a real homie.
Lily: 22:47 “this is probably the weirdest shoot”
Watching in 2023 after the would you rather video came out. Just you wait past Lily, just you wait
Poki: *spoons Lily*
*Michael will remember that.*
*tier 3 subs will remember that*
Are lily and Michael dating
@@frostedturtle6951 Ah, I wonder
@@syloz67 they are i figured it out later on the video
@@frostedturtle6951 where have been for the past few months bro .kidding
Michael: get 3 eggs cracked on your head.
Taking crackhead to a whole new level
😂😂😂😂😂
Also ice cubes to his crack
This deserves more likes
Exactly my thought
950th like
Poki: The Lesbian
Yvonne: The Condiment Girl
Lily: The Rapper
Edit: thx for 5k likes:D
Nah Poki is "✌ nah more like ✊"
@@imbluee9122 Sir I only simp for men not bitches, read the name
@@arthuredington6171 “bitches” 😭
@@arthuredington6171 respectable
@@arthuredington6171 you are a hero
The fact that Lily and Pokimane spooned is hilarious!! I bet all the simps are jealous of Lily 😆
18:53
Michel: * grinds toast *
Also Michel: *"tell me about your greatest fears"*
*TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL*
Badang
Poki: *makes out with the obama
cardboard*.
John wick cardboard: *starts crying*.
I love how Temmie is following them the whole time and looks so excited
17:50 Michael sounds so defeated
U can actually see ivonne trying to make actuall jokes and like being a lot more comfortable and im so happy for her
sorry *Yvonne
Fed is better
@@jason-qo9mc no💗
fairybun yes ❤️
@@jason-qo9mc no✨
19:24 “you gonna cry ketchup?”
*single frame of sad Yvonne*
*midroll ad plays*
Michael: this is entertaining
Everyone else: this is embarrassing
9:30 lily: BABE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING
just wanna say, they look rly happy, like there genuinly having some fun together. its nice to see them all in a relaxed enviromant, yvonne has opened up alot which is also nice to see
but it feels so weird without fed tho
@@yeet__god__3318 Didn't feel weird to me at all lol. I like this content
Who are you a tsundere to
ok boomer
Yu Ishigami Yes
I think the cameraman has been reading too many fan written “stories” about Offline TV.
This was a great vid but broden be creeping
Trent Carter
*Or just forced by Michael to make edit videos lol*
“This is probably the weirdest shoot we’ve ever had.” Lmao didnt they say that last time?
It keeps getting weirder lmao
Last time was like a dream to them
During Toast's modeling shoot
The description says the next one will be even weirder
It's linear
Toast's face when Michael read the last punishment was priceless and when Michael ran by when Scarra was in the dare chair had me rolling on the floor.
michaels punishment: "get three eggs cracked on your head"
me: yeah, crack head, literally
ba dum tzz
whenever lily said "dad's gonna get angry again" I lost my shit.
I love how micheal tried to protect lily when she had to eat something spicy
Facts
Well she did go to the emergency room last time so the last dab would have been ill advised indeed ...
How did u get 500 likes and I got 44 and mine was hella funny😔
@@xbeastmasta6430 I didnt even notice
Simon Mathiasen it is what it is😞
“No woman can leash me” obviously only men leash Michael.