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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  2 года назад +1666

    Get Current and use code OTV for a chance to win: www.current.com/offlinetv ✨
    Thanks for watching!

  • @auraFireblood
    @auraFireblood 2 года назад +16073

    Michael's the best person to play this with, he can list 3 things equally strange and nobody knows what is the lie. Even if all of them are lies

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 2 года назад +908

      he can just say he caused chernobyl intentionally and they'll still think it's the truth

    • @CloudBomb3r
      @CloudBomb3r 2 года назад +183

      He literally got only 1 point

    • @_toulouse
      @_toulouse 2 года назад +290

      I also give him kudos for not doing something like, “ahaha, it wasn’t x number of things, it was y number of things”.

    • @spartapros2120
      @spartapros2120 2 года назад +278

      @@CloudBomb3r comment stated “best to play with”, not best player.

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 2 года назад +32

      @Johnpaulandrei Dechavez Yeah... I didn't realize it was uncommon, it just happens sometimes. They hide up in there for... reasons.

  • @christiantrent1030
    @christiantrent1030 2 года назад +3451

    Lily: hey where did the tv remote go
    Micheal: it’s probably at the 4th largest hospital in Shanghai

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 2 года назад +202

      Meanwhile, in the 4th largest hospital in Shanghai: 这个遥控器是从哪里来的?

    • @IrisRiedel6
      @IrisRiedel6 2 года назад +30

      @@captainbirch2.079 lmao

    • @upsidedown-pug1974
      @upsidedown-pug1974 2 года назад +26

      @@captainbirch2.079 *_that..._* is very funny

  • @yaeko4777
    @yaeko4777 2 года назад +6587

    Whenever it pans to the detectives, it looks like Michael and John are characters we haven't unlocked yet in a fighter game.

    • @bigmanz9842
      @bigmanz9842 2 года назад +28

      ☠️

    • @landongraves631
      @landongraves631 2 года назад +135

      We need the secret endings to unlock them

    • @OogaBonooga
      @OogaBonooga 2 года назад +10

      💀

    • @slowloris2894
      @slowloris2894 2 года назад +34

      Bro at the end, Sydney smiled and I swear you couldn't see her face before it so it scared me lol.

    • @IsfetSolaris
      @IsfetSolaris 2 года назад +5

      @@slowloris2894 wtf

  • @mythman30
    @mythman30 2 года назад +4642

    as a canadian when i heard yvonne took french for 6 years and could only remember "how are you" and "can i go to the bathroom" i knew immediately she wasn't lying. every single person i know took french from kindergarden to grade 9 and i could count on one hand the amount of people that can actually speak french fluently still that i hang out with. everyone can sorta kinda understand it but nobody actually learns to speak it

    • @shadowbasilisks
      @shadowbasilisks 2 года назад +235

      Tbh I feel like no matter how many classes/years you take learning a diff language, as soon as you don’t have like,,, mentions or things involving said language, you end up forgetting much of it.

    • @giavanazarella2386
      @giavanazarella2386 2 года назад +45

      I learned French for 5 years, not a single person at any of the schools I went too that had this mandatory class got any sort of fluent in the language. I can read certain things and understand a bit but I can't even rember how to say "can I go to the bathroom"

    • @emmywraps7165
      @emmywraps7165 2 года назад +27

      I feel like this is the fault of the Canadian education system (I’m Canadian),because people are forced to learn French once the option not to take it is there they won’t take it but for like me (I wasn’t forced to take French ) I love French and still speak it

    • @mythman30
      @mythman30 2 года назад +39

      @@yoketah its because its a required class so nobody takes it even remotely seriously and basically forgets everything immediately. my grade 8 french class i literally cannot remember doing work i just sat in class shooting paperclips into the ceiling with an elastic band for basically the entire year and i was one of the least disruptive kids in class

    • @an0nym0usguy49
      @an0nym0usguy49 2 года назад +2

      I have the same thing but with german

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 2 года назад +10000

    Everyone: Obscure facts about themselves and their families
    Michael: I am a biological mystery

    • @mikehawk.
      @mikehawk. 2 года назад +128

      I thought evryone could do that 🤔

    • @jermsworms9800
      @jermsworms9800 2 года назад +26

      @@mikehawk. me to

    • @strugglinglatina6398
      @strugglinglatina6398 2 года назад +195

      You can actually put your nuts through the inguinal canal. That's probably how Michael does it and whoever else has discovered it. I was shocked when I learned it too

    • @mikehawk.
      @mikehawk. 2 года назад +52

      @@strugglinglatina6398 it happens to me when I'm "aroused", being very professional here. I always thought they do that cuz it has smth to do ejaculating and semen stuff, idk I don't think I know what the purpose of balls is

    • @strugglinglatina6398
      @strugglinglatina6398 2 года назад +26

      @@mikehawk. huh that's actually very interesting (I'm a premed student so dw lmao). I guess it's normal if that does happen but the semen and liquid that comes with ejaculation comes from the balls, so it makes sense why that could be related for you. Maybe you just "twitch" enough when you do ejaculate that they pop up there

  • @gulpin768
    @gulpin768 2 года назад +11505

    Scarra learning how to be a liar and upgrading from his first appearnce, nice character development right there :)

    • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
      @Ifbdndkdjddndn 2 года назад +7

      Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
      Current: 249

    • @urik702
      @urik702 2 года назад +13

      True

    • @d3nkm3mes35
      @d3nkm3mes35 2 года назад +11

      what a beast

    • @mr.happy1232
      @mr.happy1232 2 года назад +24

      @@Ifbdndkdjddndn are you a bot or just some guy thats tryna get views

    • @quinndtxd
      @quinndtxd 2 года назад +5

      I'd argue scarra isn't a character but that's true

  • @OliverEye
    @OliverEye 2 года назад +3798

    Yvonne: who’s the big big boss?
    Micheal: IT’S EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME!

    • @that1person671
      @that1person671 2 года назад +44

      Don't worry next 2 truths 1 lie Yvonne will say big big big boss

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear oli

    • @OliverEye
      @OliverEye 2 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku was just about to question who you were until I saw your channel, didn’t know you still made videos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

      E‎

    • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
      @WeaponizedGoochsweat 2 года назад +2

      Solid snake beat big boss making him the big big boss, and Ahab tonight's big loser

  • @vslgallace_4184
    @vslgallace_4184 2 года назад +825

    LMAO as a Canadian, as soon as they asked Yvonne to speak french I was just waiting for the "can I go to the bathroom". Its the one and only line that us Canadian kids remember from our years of french classes

    • @aaronbryson9908
      @aaronbryson9908 2 года назад +23

      Exactly. Even as a gr 10 student who had french class last year i only remember a few other full sentences

    • @timjim-ks8gi
      @timjim-ks8gi 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes this is accurate as a Canadian

  • @hannahbanana5340
    @hannahbanana5340 2 года назад +923

    Michael: "I wasn't there"
    Jodi: "You weren't there when Lily was born? What kind of boyfriend are you?!"
    THAT WAS SO FUNNY 😭👌

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 года назад +61

      Best part: He wouldn't have been born for another 6 years after her. Exactly 6 years. They share the same birthday

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 Год назад +20

      he was busy not being born yet lmao

    • @deez693
      @deez693 Год назад +15

      He was at the 4 largest hospitals in Shanghai

  • @Lydia-ky3xu
    @Lydia-ky3xu 2 года назад +4115

    So no one's going to talk about how scARRA'S GRANDPA TRAINED THE PEOPLE IN THE OPENING CEREMONY AT THE BEIJING OLYMPICS AND HIS AUNT OWNS 4 OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING HOSPITALS IN SHANGHAI

    • @Xygard
      @Xygard 2 года назад +294

      Yeah and I was like wtf

    • @MasterVanoi
      @MasterVanoi 2 года назад +546

      My uncle owns a massive ass landscaping company and drives around Lambos. I go paycheck to paycheck and drive around a $500 beater. It's their money not mine nor Scarras.

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 2 года назад +33

      It is blooded money though - as everything in China right now. Country built on slavery and death camps.

    • @WillTDoran
      @WillTDoran 2 года назад +293

      @@mjm3091 i mean yeah... but like so are most first world countries

    • @markgregory983
      @markgregory983 2 года назад +155

      @@mjm3091 and where do you think all your clothes, appliances, and the device you typed that on came from?

  • @kate_lauren
    @kate_lauren 2 года назад +1228

    13:18
    Scarra: "Talk to us about this guy named Alex"
    Michael: "Yeah, what was his name??"

    • @dis_f
      @dis_f 2 года назад +74

      Ah yes the interrogator.

    • @swaggeryduster
      @swaggeryduster 2 года назад +29

      This is late, but the question was asked to stumble up the person, if they made up the name.

    • @ryugathecrook6504
      @ryugathecrook6504 9 месяцев назад +4

      Michael is peak comedy

  • @whist7250
    @whist7250 2 года назад +2101

    I loved the first two truths and one lie and I am glad they are back again and "Who is the big big boss?"

    • @infinitewingwang909
      @infinitewingwang909 2 года назад +6

      at first i literally thought it was a reposted LMAO

    • @DumbF_ckingedits
      @DumbF_ckingedits 2 года назад +5

      Next its gonna be "whos the big big big boss"

    • @esmondgoh3112
      @esmondgoh3112 2 года назад +4

      @@DumbF_ckingedits after that, "who's your daddy"

    • @DumbF_ckingedits
      @DumbF_ckingedits 2 года назад +3

      @@esmondgoh3112 after that, who's daddy's daddy

    • @kaikwon1604
      @kaikwon1604 2 года назад +1

      biG bOss PiNe, everything ties back to Don Scarra

  • @harshitaunfortunately
    @harshitaunfortunately 2 года назад +403

    Jodi and Lily flirting while John and Michael are RIGHT there is hilarious

    • @Something_Random2
      @Something_Random2 6 месяцев назад

      Not funny onnly psychopaths will laugh at that cringey ASS shit

  • @kwiz3502
    @kwiz3502 2 года назад +744

    Can I just say I’m so glad Syd is part of OTV now. I didnt know much about her before, only seen her in others’ streams, but since she joined OTV she’s become one of my fav streamers. I love her energy so much

  • @Varazo
    @Varazo 2 года назад +2256

    god i love the first like 15 seconds where literally temmie can’t even see over the table 🤣🤣

    • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
      @Ifbdndkdjddndn 2 года назад +1

      Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
      Current: 249

    • @Varazo
      @Varazo 2 года назад +1

      @@Ifbdndkdjddndn damn that's crazy LMAO

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +3

      @@Ifbdndkdjddndn let's hope it's a negative number

    • @johnpizza950
      @johnpizza950 2 года назад +1

      Thats what you know, but temmie sees all

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

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  • @Miniplev
    @Miniplev 2 года назад +1803

    Can't think of anyone more perfect for this game than Michael. Every one of his answers you are just like, 'WTF?!?!' 😂

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 2 года назад +17

      Are they though? Every one of those things are possible for people to do, with heartbeat being the hardest to achieve. The balls thing is actually an anatomical thing that every man can do - cause that's where they are located early in the life, before they drop.

    • @yaboythepizzaboi
      @yaboythepizzaboi 2 года назад +61

      @@mjm3091 I think what he means is "WTF who even thinks of being able to do these things" because them all being physically possible to do doesnt decrease the amount of confusion it brings

    • @sinofgreed1150
      @sinofgreed1150 2 года назад +6

      @@mjm3091 Yeah the heartbeat thing came in a another video he can only increase the heart rate not decrease it

    • @Miniplev
      @Miniplev 2 года назад +4

      @@mjm3091 No shot you are analysing???

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

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  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 2 года назад +813

    Everyone to Michael and Scarra’s stories: Have they even told us this before?
    Michael and Scarra: We’ve told you before!

  • @momoted1512
    @momoted1512 2 года назад +416

    Scarra : My grandfather trained the people in the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony
    Michael : I can snort spaghetti into my nose and pull it out through my mouth

  • @kimalexandra3946
    @kimalexandra3946 2 года назад +212

    The whole "You gonna punish me?" "Do you want me to?" "Yes" was so wild but also I understand Lily bc Jodi also makes me irrational 💀

    • @jossbo9731
      @jossbo9731 Год назад +10

      I just love Jodi’s “then no” such a power move 😂

  • @jkl8544
    @jkl8544 2 года назад +294

    I love how Michael remembers the little things about the people at OTV. Shows how well he gets along with them.

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde 2 года назад +13

      Yeah it's so sweet . When Jodi looks back at him when he recalls John's family owning a prop company (a conversation I can totally see them having and taking interest in btw lol ) I thought it was so cute. Also like how the partners didn't give up their spouse's lie. Adds to the fun.

    • @jkl8544
      @jkl8544 2 года назад

      @@aftabkhan-EAEB
      Wow thanks for telling me. However, there is nothing I can do about that lmao

    • @curious.maddie
      @curious.maddie 2 года назад +1

      did the top commenter copy ur comment? I can’t tell since the timestamp on the comments isnt specific enough
      Edit: nvm they did, sorry about that man

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 2 года назад +355

    As someone having worked with elderly people, I never doubted the "being pooped on" story by Sydney. One elderly gentleman once informed me when I was changing his sheets from underneath him that "oops, watch out, I'm gonna poop". There was not much time to react.

    • @amare2014
      @amare2014 2 года назад +14

      oh god.

    • @friedrice9511
      @friedrice9511 2 года назад +18

      nursing be like that sometimes

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +5

      I worked at a grocery store, and once had to clean the restroom after an old lady shat everywhere. And I mean everywhere: all over the walls, the floors, the toilet seat. Everywhere except the actual toilet bowl. It was disgusting. So, yeah, I didn't doubt that, either.

    • @kovots
      @kovots 8 месяцев назад +1

      As an EDT i can confirm I get my hand pooped on probably about once every other week. Sometimes incontinent people don’t realize it’s still coming when you’re wiping them. Diarrhea is def preferable to having a nice lump plop onto your hand.
      If you think that’s bad - if you’re impacted close to the rectum then a doctor or mid level will go in and scoop it out with their fingers.

  • @ninah3729
    @ninah3729 2 года назад +1278

    As a french person, honestly Yvonne's french is NOT THAT bad 😂 ( she said "may i go to the bathroom?")

    • @moonie3945
      @moonie3945 2 года назад +44

      merci je suis pas la seule à penser que c'était pas mal

    • @stuntmonkey00
      @stuntmonkey00 2 года назад +182

      When you grow up in western Canada, there are no French people to practice if with even though it is taught as a part of highschool. We immediately forget it right afterwards unless you work for the federal government.

    • @gardenpop
      @gardenpop 2 года назад +3

      She also said Cava or how are you

    • @Rosanays
      @Rosanays 2 года назад +24

      @@gardenpop yeah she said "comment ça va ?" To be precise

    • @horniiboi
      @horniiboi 2 года назад +10

      je suis un idiot

  • @cogspace
    @cogspace 2 года назад +1765

    Scarra: Bragging
    Lily: Hyperspecific trivia
    Michael: Body horror
    Yeah, this sounds about right.

  • @neofernandez-milet9569
    @neofernandez-milet9569 2 года назад +89

    The straight jacket with the shades and the bucket hat is a total vibe especially for Michael

  • @nakamiyonemura2001
    @nakamiyonemura2001 2 года назад +425

    Sydney (and Leslie) are definitely "the presenter", just have them do all your sponsorship deals

    • @pumpkinwarrior7138
      @pumpkinwarrior7138 2 года назад +66

      Sydney has such a nice voice! She got the radio host energy from her mom haha

  • @alex5623
    @alex5623 2 года назад +702

    Once again just wanna note how stunning and funny Sydney is to have around in the OTV crew. Definitely my favorite part of the crew along with Michael and Toast.

    • @vyobi
      @vyobi 2 года назад +17

      **angry Yvonne noises**

    • @isaiahdelacruz8101
      @isaiahdelacruz8101 2 года назад +19

      Ikr. Sydney is soooooooo beautiful.

    • @MikhailCazi
      @MikhailCazi 2 года назад +7

      So glad she's joined! She's great

  • @kalcicat5743
    @kalcicat5743 2 года назад +2807

    Jodi: I have a cut surrounding my left nipple
    Everyone: John?
    John: You have nipples?

  • @silentgas
    @silentgas 2 года назад +73

    10:27 Talking about balls reaching abdomen. 🤣
    Lily: Mine does it
    Evon: Hm.. Huh?
    Lily: What?

  • @sicksG
    @sicksG 2 года назад +33

    0:20
    I love how Michael is just menacingly standing in the back.

  • @Hiedee51
    @Hiedee51 2 года назад +309

    I like Michael the most he is the most energenic and thats makes HIM so funny and A Great influence for young people who wanna do something with engineer stuff

    • @redstonenick302
      @redstonenick302 2 года назад +31

      Ah yes, when I think of Michael I think of a great role model for children

    • @leilei6395
      @leilei6395 2 года назад +14

      Ah yes he inspires me to make a racist elmo doll, to teach a robot dog to piss beer and make a roomba swear when it hits a wall.

  • @fidelcatto4732
    @fidelcatto4732 2 года назад +661

    Micheal being a madman is the absolute best part
    Btw we all know it was racially motivated

  • @deardanagrace
    @deardanagrace 2 года назад +240

    syd was such a good addition to otv. she brings so much to the humor

    • @Sally615-
      @Sally615- 2 года назад +23

      Shes also really pretty

    • @jarodon6511
      @jarodon6511 2 года назад +6

      @@Sally615- shes also really really party

    • @aroangeI
      @aroangeI 2 года назад +4

      @@jarodon6511 so fucking pretty

    • @watermark7353
      @watermark7353 2 года назад +2

      @@Sally615- oh, good! Someone else said it, and now I don’t have to sound creepy…

  • @Sitskier123
    @Sitskier123 Год назад +9

    Honestly thought scarra was lying about the Olympics because that opening ceremony was for the 2008 games and he was talking like 2014 or 2016 which were Sochi and Rio, but it is super cool that his grandfather was involved in that! That opening and the Birds Nest stadium are iconic Olympic moments! Rolling into that stadium as an athlete in 2022 after watching the 2008 games as a kid was an astounding experience and one I will never forget.

  • @The_Mopster
    @The_Mopster 2 года назад +21

    12:58 Sydeon's reaction to what Lily said lmao

  • @tiggerk2392
    @tiggerk2392 2 года назад +98

    as a Canadian who had to do French, I relate to Yvonne pretty well, "can I go to the washroom" is basically all I remember too haha

    • @uwuben
      @uwuben 2 года назад +3

      Considering that learning French is a compulsory criteria for migrants to move to Canada, I kinda assumed everyone spoke semi-fluent french in Canada haha

    • @tiggerk2392
      @tiggerk2392 2 года назад +7

      @@uwuben I mean, it's only mandatory up till highschool and most people (such as myself) don't really use it outside of school so it never really sticks lol

    • @Jacobbunt
      @Jacobbunt 2 года назад +6

      Yep same here. Took French from grade 1 to grade 9 and that’s all I can say too lmao. Then went to Sweden for a year and became fluent in 11 months. French class great 😂

    • @tiggerk2392
      @tiggerk2392 2 года назад +2

      @@Jacobbunt haha nice, using french irl works way better than being taught it in a classroom

    • @Jacobbunt
      @Jacobbunt 2 года назад +2

      @@tiggerk2392 definitely lol. So few people speak it, Swedish has now become basically just party trick for me.

  • @Elphoya
    @Elphoya 2 года назад +89

    8:28 Jodi calling Michael honey as well was funny.

    • @MathStringInputOutpu
      @MathStringInputOutpu 2 года назад +8

      Alright, what are we gonna use as ship name for Jodi and Lily. It is time to decide on it

  • @DanielRodriguez-dk3wt
    @DanielRodriguez-dk3wt 2 года назад +373

    I'm glad Michaels 2 truths/1 lie were very Michael-like

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 2 года назад +40

    "There is a fine line between intelligence and insanity...Michael Reeves snorted that line..."

  • @36karma
    @36karma 2 года назад +125

    4:00 Mykull: "No one in this department can work like me"
    also Mykull: *scores 1PT*
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fireball006
    @Fireball006 2 года назад +253

    Technically lily is actually still working on 7 songs but just more since she said 10. It’s like that riddle that asks how many months have 28 days and since they all have 28 days it’s 12 and not 1

    • @BlueJey
      @BlueJey 2 года назад +25

      See it is a bit weird. Semantically it should be 'at least' to be correct. Although people do say it like that, it should be implied that it means exactly that many days. English be weird.

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 2 года назад +15

      @@BlueJey facts, english do be weird

    • @iverpagente3391
      @iverpagente3391 2 года назад +1

      5head time

    • @katherine5019
      @katherine5019 2 года назад +2

      She should have said “only 7 songs”

    • @kessryn
      @kessryn 2 года назад +5

      It's called scalar implicature in linguistics, you're welcome for now knowing a new fancy term.
      (Basically means that even though it would be logically correct to say "there are 7 songs" when there are 10 songs, what people think is implied by that is "there are no more than 7 songs", so usually, you only break that principle of communication when you purposefully try to deceive or mislead others)

  • @CronaTheAwper
    @CronaTheAwper 2 года назад +54

    I knew john's lie instantly, because he said "you zig, I zag" in reference to 'My Name is Earl' to try and plant the idea in their head before he gave his lie specifically mentioning 'My Name Is Earl'

    • @watcher1109
      @watcher1109 2 года назад +10

      300 iq john moves. i never know the movie tho lol

  • @sewafina
    @sewafina 2 года назад +25

    Sydney's "Not that I'm looking at your boyfriend's feet..." SENDS ME!! SHE IS SO CUTEEEEEE

  • @ruffybon3z
    @ruffybon3z 2 года назад +42

    20:12 Lily has me fucking DEAD 😭😭😭

  • @picklesaregreat2512
    @picklesaregreat2512 2 года назад +52

    you guys have no idea how happy you all make me… and offline tv always posts when i need them to. had a terrible day but seeing John’s shrek TV just makes life better somehow

  • @peter_nimble5885
    @peter_nimble5885 2 года назад +37

    I love that the interaction "I dissected a human body" followed by someone shouting "poggers" happened on this earth and timeline that I live in^^

  • @autumnmoon2794
    @autumnmoon2794 2 года назад +118

    Scarra and Michael knowing everything about each other, best boys listen well!

  • @imamouse6796
    @imamouse6796 2 года назад +9

    I’m so glad they added the three of them. (John, Sydney, & Jodi) They fit in perfectly, great addition 🥰

  • @adamlibby1012
    @adamlibby1012 2 года назад +9

    Michael is either the absolute best at a challenge or the ABSOLUTE worst and I love knowing that no matter what, with every new video, never knowing which of the only 2 options it will be.
    Also Jodi has already won my heart, she's so funny and direct compared to the rest.
    Meanwhile John seems lowkey shy and I'm here for it.
    Everyone has such unique personalities!

  • @crownedkinggaming1770
    @crownedkinggaming1770 2 года назад +76

    I love how Scarra's two truths and a lie only one thing was about him

  • @omg789lolzz
    @omg789lolzz 2 года назад +122

    Love these moments lol
    13:36 Lily trying to explain how she thought Yvonne meant fling as in sexual and then just giving up and saying “honey” 😂
    13:47 Also Jodi and Syds reaction when Yvonne said that it was is hilarious XD

  • @mrbard1
    @mrbard1 2 года назад +80

    I like how lily kept looking to Michael for comfort during her interview. So cute

  • @jamesvaldez502
    @jamesvaldez502 2 года назад +6

    Lmao I love they way they did the sponsor part with John buying Jodi. The way she was t-pose and spinning 😂

  • @Darkpx7
    @Darkpx7 2 года назад +6

    14:33 Scarra giving the Muscles Glasses vibe

  • @annaliese6230
    @annaliese6230 2 года назад +66

    I was very proud that I've heard the story about John's boss and I knew that Michael could control his heart rate lol

    • @sinofgreed1150
      @sinofgreed1150 2 года назад +5

      There's a video I don't remember the exact name i thinks it's tazers and flames heart monitor or something brodin says in that micheal can increase his heart rate but cannot lower it

  • @starborn6239
    @starborn6239 2 года назад +245

    24:18 Can you believe that he was the guy that lost because he could not lie straight and everyone said that he was a bad liar? Also... WHY ISNT TOAST HERE MANNNN I MISS HIM!! MICHEAL PLUS TOAST IS LIKE GOLDEN CONTENT!!

    • @nils.emilson
      @nils.emilson 2 года назад +26

      toast was probably in canada when they filmed this

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 2 года назад +4

      tha fvck does that timestamp have to do with him lying???

    • @starborn6239
      @starborn6239 2 года назад +1

      @@illkissyourightnow just a slight inaccuracy compared to 3-4 seconds before the given times stamp where Scarra is declared the winner of the game. Sorry XD!

    • @celestialtree709
      @celestialtree709 2 года назад +14

      Toast was arrested after stealing a baby.

    • @Victorsandergamer
      @Victorsandergamer 2 года назад +7

      @@celestialtree709 i could almost believe this

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 2 года назад +83

    also wow scarra is more powerful than i had previously thought. truly the don of offlinetv, what amazing connections.

  • @Anngrl69
    @Anngrl69 2 года назад +2

    I seriously love all the new members. I’ve known of Sydney, Jodi, and John since they have been friends for so long, but having them all join OTV has lead to so much more entertainment I didn’t know was possible ♥️

  • @123456789babaq
    @123456789babaq 2 года назад +399

    Syd, Jodi and John are truly the best addition to the crack house that is OTV lol .absolutely loved how everyone understood everyone's humour yet were confused all the same 🤣. no lie, the videos keep getting better and better.
    Edit Ps. I really loved how syd spoke about the nursing job, makes me happy that they had someone as understanding and sweet as her 💯

  • @Neffs
    @Neffs 2 года назад +33

    15:58 i love scarras face in this whole argument

    • @CrisisghostOM
      @CrisisghostOM 2 года назад +1

      He seems so happy and interested when learning new things about his friends lol

  • @faiththomas6137
    @faiththomas6137 2 года назад +205

    I've said it once and I'll say it until I die, Syd,, Jodi, and John joining otv is the best thing EVER

  • @Just_Kanji
    @Just_Kanji 2 года назад +7

    I love how Michael proceeds to say “I know you” then gets one point

  • @manideepgoud6451
    @manideepgoud6451 Год назад +3

    In every otv video Micheal is the only one who goes above and beyond

  • @radiantduality8366
    @radiantduality8366 2 года назад +64

    Micheal is EXACTLY the kind of guy to just casually own a straight-jacket. That Chaotic Neutral energy.

  • @MaitsuArataka
    @MaitsuArataka 2 года назад +109

    Michael has a really unique personality that even his talents are unique too LMAO.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 2 года назад

      I'm missing when he was making cool videos instead of... this...
      But I understand, RUclips is trying really hard to make the life of good youtubers totally miserable so it's not surprising they just end up doing this kind of crap instead.

    • @captaintaffy5083
      @captaintaffy5083 2 года назад +6

      @@Reth_Hard You know how long it takes for him to make a video? Its not like he stopped if you tune into his streams or lily’s you would know

    • @interestingcuber8591
      @interestingcuber8591 2 года назад

      @@captaintaffy5083 in the podcast he said that his latest project includes a goldfish and that it takes like an entire month of straight up recording and saving information. Like holy crap is the man dedicated.
      I’m not surprised that his videos take forever.

  • @matthewapples5413
    @matthewapples5413 2 года назад +305

    Micheal: **wears a straight jacket**
    Everyone: *”Why does it look so normal?”*
    Edit: The second thing Yvonne said in French was: “May I go to the bathroom?”

    • @amsigi5125
      @amsigi5125 2 года назад +1

      which type of fling is she talking about?

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @sangabby6219
    @sangabby6219 2 года назад +33

    I like to see them play this again next year with an actual detective or someone who can read body language... That would be so cool

  • @StrunDoNhor
    @StrunDoNhor 2 года назад +31

    As a fellow Canadian, I sometimes forget that French Immersion isn't a thing in the States. Half of my classes were in French as well but, lord knows, I've retained _none_ of it.

  • @ThexInsidexMan
    @ThexInsidexMan 2 года назад +20

    one of those videos where it feels like Syd has been with them forever. And I mean that in a good way. Just great vibes

  • @anareilly8215
    @anareilly8215 2 года назад +25

    i love the beginning when temmie cant even see over the table :) but fr they make such great content its amazing

  • @0DDISH
    @0DDISH 2 года назад +2

    7:25 as a new yorker, it’s crazy whenever i remember ppl don’t know major places here like the burrows

  • @theonlyjezebel
    @theonlyjezebel 2 года назад +3

    Let’s talk about how good Sydney’s hair looks??!! YES SIS

  • @TheAlvinMamba
    @TheAlvinMamba 2 года назад +64

    Syd, John and Jodi are too funny 🤣. They fit perfectly in OTV 👌. Also, I love Yvonne's hair 🥰❤

  • @Whyusofail
    @Whyusofail 2 года назад +16

    Yvonne is so relatable LMAO. I am also from Canada, also took french for 6 years, and asking to go to the bathroom is also the only thing I remember. Idk if that's her lie or not yet but I believe it.

  • @WorstRivenNA
    @WorstRivenNA 2 года назад +26

    Love the videos that focus on member’s personalities! Nice to keep it simple

  • @hugojj101
    @hugojj101 2 года назад

    sometimes an offline tv vid is just the light hearted banter you need to chill. Thanks guy. joy

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +49

    19:43
    21:16
    23:30
    Lily being as straight as a bendy ruler for Jodi

    • @entryofemotion12
      @entryofemotion12 2 года назад

      I feel like she's like that for a lot of her female friends.

    • @emikotagahushi941
      @emikotagahushi941 2 года назад

      Lily is so funny lol - she said she’s never seen the scar and Michael like “crazy” xD

  • @berzerkskwid
    @berzerkskwid 2 года назад +62

    Why is Michael dressed like he's getting ready to shoot a Fear and Loathing reboot?

    • @katherine5019
      @katherine5019 2 года назад

      It’s his detective outfit 😂

  • @CrisisghostOM
    @CrisisghostOM 2 года назад +24

    Sydney's reaction after Jodi called her poop girl was so good!

  • @slommy_sandwich
    @slommy_sandwich 4 дня назад

    10:01 michael so real for this, i remember first finding this out too and was absolutely terrified looking it up on google and shit if it was normal. it is

  • @CrystalFractals25
    @CrystalFractals25 2 года назад +2

    I’m pretty sure the music playing in the background of Scara’s section is from a Mario and Sonic Olympic Games! It’s a nice touch :)

  • @moonlit.luthor
    @moonlit.luthor 2 года назад +14

    The intro with Syd and John 👏👏(along with Jodi) they’re such a great addition to this team I love this new content and fresh vibe.

  • @MonkiMirai
    @MonkiMirai 2 года назад +36

    as an ontario student learning french, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER- the only thing she remembers is how to ask to go to the washroom

    • @orianacheang4118
      @orianacheang4118 2 года назад +3

      As someone who had two years of highschool french these aRe also lines that i remember + the mispronunciation is same here too😭😭😭

    • @aaronbryson9908
      @aaronbryson9908 2 года назад

      It is easily the only thing any Canadian learning French in school can remember. I would say 95% or higher would remember the phrase est-ce je peut aller au toilet

  • @bobtyson7285
    @bobtyson7285 2 года назад +72

    Lily: "Were you physically pooped on"
    Sydney: "No i was spiritually pooped on"

    • @smileyguts6965
      @smileyguts6965 2 года назад

      🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @UsagiHo
    @UsagiHo 2 года назад +42

    Feedback for the scoring: since most people wrote a number on their boards and the liars revealed their lie as a sentence, it was really hard to follow which person received points each round. Next time can you add a “+1” or a similar delta visual over the person who got it correct (and not just total score), or list which options were 1, 2, and 3 in text along the bottom. Thanks!

  • @1106pang
    @1106pang 2 года назад

    Can't think of anyone more perfect for this game than Michael. Every one of his answers you are just like, 'WTF?!?!'

  • @steak6714
    @steak6714 2 года назад +28

    I loved the first one I’m so glad they brought it back and with the same intro too

  • @00angel4200
    @00angel4200 2 года назад +90

    23:42 final results say Sydney got 6 points, but she actually got 7. This can be seen by:
    20:45 after the second to last round (Jodi), Sydney had 3 points.
    23:15 on the final round (Syndey), the correct answer was three, so 4 people guessed wrong, so Sydney should be on 7 points.
    A sense check could have been done on the final results because 6 points are awarded each round, there were 7 rounds, so the total points should be 42.
    Yes, I am very bored.

  • @gorillafighter4037
    @gorillafighter4037 2 года назад +4

    I love how michaels was " I have the powers of the flash, I can tuck only only of my testicles , and do the spaghetti thing"

  • @moonbox0929
    @moonbox0929 7 месяцев назад +1

    12:23 “Comment ca va?” (How are you?) and “Est-ce-que je peut aller au toilettes?” (Can I go to the bathroom?)

  • @shiftless6421
    @shiftless6421 2 года назад +12

    9:08 MICHAEL IS IN A FRIGGIN STRAIGHT JACKET JESUS CHRIST HAHAHHAAH

  • @honestlyboringperson
    @honestlyboringperson 2 года назад +23

    The reason Micheal is in a straitjacket is because any access to his hands would spell disaster.

  • @SkyGrizzzley
    @SkyGrizzzley 2 года назад +6

    1:37 "Let me pull it out for you guys." Yes daddy scarra.

  • @AR01279
    @AR01279 2 года назад +5

    I took Spanish from 6th grade to semester one in college and I retained 0% of it... I feel your pain , Yvonne.

  • @yonatanmichael3420
    @yonatanmichael3420 2 года назад +3

    Dear Michael Reeves! This is a reminder that on 9 april, roughly 3 weeks from now, it will be exactly 1 year since you last uploaded a video. Thank you for your time.

  • @ashleymariecasili5559
    @ashleymariecasili5559 2 года назад +20

    I'm not surprised anymore when Michael stormed into the room wearing a straitjacket

  • @urik702
    @urik702 2 года назад +16

    I love Yvonne saying who’s the big boss

  • @rained1265
    @rained1265 2 года назад +6

    i love how john is the type of character who has one-line bangers

  • @Wndi09
    @Wndi09 2 года назад +1

    I- wow I didn’t know lily was born in queens New York 😭😭😭 BUT THE NEWYORKEN accent she tried to make sounded so Italian 😭 I’m glade to see someone from New York in offlinetv

  • @theconfusedcrow
    @theconfusedcrow 2 года назад +5

    Michael can control his heart because of how many times he’s been tased.