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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2022
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I really like Mikul
Everyone: Obscure facts about themselves and their families
Michael: I am a biological mystery
I thought evryone could do that 🤔
@@mikehawk. me to
You can actually put your nuts through the inguinal canal. That's probably how Michael does it and whoever else has discovered it. I was shocked when I learned it too
@@strugglinglatina6398 it happens to me when I'm "aroused", being very professional here. I always thought they do that cuz it has smth to do ejaculating and semen stuff, idk I don't think I know what the purpose of balls is
@@mikehawk. huh that's actually very interesting (I'm a premed student so dw lmao). I guess it's normal if that does happen but the semen and liquid that comes with ejaculation comes from the balls, so it makes sense why that could be related for you. Maybe you just "twitch" enough when you do ejaculate that they pop up there
So no one's going to talk about how scARRA'S GRANDPA TRAINED THE PEOPLE IN THE OPENING CEREMONY AT THE BEIJING OLYMPICS AND HIS AUNT OWNS 4 OF THE BIGGEST FUCKING HOSPITALS IN SHANGHAI
Yeah and I was like wtf
My uncle owns a massive ass landscaping company and drives around Lambos. I go paycheck to paycheck and drive around a $500 beater. It's their money not mine nor Scarras.
It is blooded money though - as everything in China right now. Country built on slavery and death camps.
@@mjm3091 i mean yeah... but like so are most first world countries
@@mjm3091 and where do you think all your clothes, appliances, and the device you typed that on came from?
Lily: hey where did the tv remote go
Micheal: it’s probably at the 4th largest hospital in Shanghai
Meanwhile, in the 4th largest hospital in Shanghai: 这个遥控器是从哪里来的?
@@captainbirch2.079 lmao
@@captainbirch2.079 *_that..._* is very funny
Whenever it pans to the detectives, it looks like Michael and John are characters we haven't unlocked yet in a fighter game.
☠️
We need the secret endings to unlock them
💀
Bro at the end, Sydney smiled and I swear you couldn't see her face before it so it scared me lol.
@@slowloris2894 wtf
Scarra learning how to be a liar and upgrading from his first appearnce, nice character development right there :)
Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
Current: 249
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what a beast
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn are you a bot or just some guy thats tryna get views
I'd argue scarra isn't a character but that's true
Michael's the best person to play this with, he can list 3 things equally strange and nobody knows what is the lie. Even if all of them are lies
he can just say he caused chernobyl intentionally and they'll still think it's the truth
He literally got only 1 point
I also give him kudos for not doing something like, “ahaha, it wasn’t x number of things, it was y number of things”.
@@CloudBomb3r comment stated “best to play with”, not best player.
@Johnpaulandrei Dechavez Yeah... I didn't realize it was uncommon, it just happens sometimes. They hide up in there for... reasons.
as a canadian when i heard yvonne took french for 6 years and could only remember "how are you" and "can i go to the bathroom" i knew immediately she wasn't lying. every single person i know took french from kindergarden to grade 9 and i could count on one hand the amount of people that can actually speak french fluently still that i hang out with. everyone can sorta kinda understand it but nobody actually learns to speak it
Tbh I feel like no matter how many classes/years you take learning a diff language, as soon as you don’t have like,,, mentions or things involving said language, you end up forgetting much of it.
I learned French for 5 years, not a single person at any of the schools I went too that had this mandatory class got any sort of fluent in the language. I can read certain things and understand a bit but I can't even rember how to say "can I go to the bathroom"
I feel like this is the fault of the Canadian education system (I’m Canadian),because people are forced to learn French once the option not to take it is there they won’t take it but for like me (I wasn’t forced to take French ) I love French and still speak it
@@yoketah its because its a required class so nobody takes it even remotely seriously and basically forgets everything immediately. my grade 8 french class i literally cannot remember doing work i just sat in class shooting paperclips into the ceiling with an elastic band for basically the entire year and i was one of the least disruptive kids in class
I have the same thing but with german
I love how Michael remembers the little things about the people at OTV. Shows how well he gets along with them.
bro, how is it that whichever channel I go, I see you with that Xavier face and nub name with a tick right there, like from Flying Beast to OTV, you're everywhere man.
are you the one with the top comment in xsooos light switch vid?
even more bots?gosh they just dont go away
jethalal lmao
or he's planning his world dominion
Yvonne: who’s the big big boss?
Micheal: IT’S EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME!
Don't worry next 2 truths 1 lie Yvonne will say big big big boss
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear oli
@@AxxLAfriku was just about to question who you were until I saw your channel, didn’t know you still made videos
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Solid snake beat big boss making him the big big boss, and Ahab tonight's big loser
13:18
Scarra: "Talk to us about this guy named Alex"
Michael: "Yeah, what was his name??"
Ah yes the interrogator.
This is late, but the question was asked to stumble up the person, if they made up the name.
Michael is peak comedy
Michael: "I wasn't there"
Jodi: "You weren't there when Lily was born? What kind of boyfriend are you?!"
THAT WAS SO FUNNY 😭👌
Best part: He wouldn't have been born for another 6 years after her. Exactly 6 years. They share the same birthday
he was busy not being born yet lmao
He was at the 4 largest hospitals in Shanghai
LMAO as a Canadian, as soon as they asked Yvonne to speak french I was just waiting for the "can I go to the bathroom". Its the one and only line that us Canadian kids remember from our years of french classes
Exactly. Even as a gr 10 student who had french class last year i only remember a few other full sentences
Yes this is accurate as a Canadian
god i love the first like 15 seconds where literally temmie can’t even see over the table 🤣🤣
Let’s see how many subs I can get off this comment:
Current: 249
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn damn that's crazy LMAO
@@Ifbdndkdjddndn let's hope it's a negative number
Thats what you know, but temmie sees all
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Jodi: I have a cut surrounding my left nipple
Everyone: John?
John: You have nipples?
Underrated moment
And the plot twistens
i wonder what lily messaged her about jodis chest
LMAO
@@zacharymurphy9788 hey rn uuki
Jodi and Lily flirting while John and Michael are RIGHT there is hilarious
Scarra: Bragging
Lily: Hyperspecific trivia
Michael: Body horror
Yeah, this sounds about right.
lmao truu
Can't think of anyone more perfect for this game than Michael. Every one of his answers you are just like, 'WTF?!?!' 😂
Are they though? Every one of those things are possible for people to do, with heartbeat being the hardest to achieve. The balls thing is actually an anatomical thing that every man can do - cause that's where they are located early in the life, before they drop.
@@mjm3091 I think what he means is "WTF who even thinks of being able to do these things" because them all being physically possible to do doesnt decrease the amount of confusion it brings
@@mjm3091 Yeah the heartbeat thing came in a another video he can only increase the heart rate not decrease it
@@mjm3091 No shot you are analysing???
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I loved the first two truths and one lie and I am glad they are back again and "Who is the big big boss?"
at first i literally thought it was a reposted LMAO
Next its gonna be "whos the big big big boss"
@@DumbF_ckingedits after that, "who's your daddy"
@@esmondgoh3112 after that, who's daddy's daddy
biG bOss PiNe, everything ties back to Don Scarra
Scarra : My grandfather trained the people in the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony
Michael : I can snort spaghetti into my nose and pull it out through my mouth
The whole "You gonna punish me?" "Do you want me to?" "Yes" was so wild but also I understand Lily bc Jodi also makes me irrational 💀
I just love Jodi’s “then no” such a power move 😂
Everyone to Michael and Scarra’s stories: Have they even told us this before?
Michael and Scarra: We’ve told you before!
As someone having worked with elderly people, I never doubted the "being pooped on" story by Sydney. One elderly gentleman once informed me when I was changing his sheets from underneath him that "oops, watch out, I'm gonna poop". There was not much time to react.
oh god.
nursing be like that sometimes
I worked at a grocery store, and once had to clean the restroom after an old lady shat everywhere. And I mean everywhere: all over the walls, the floors, the toilet seat. Everywhere except the actual toilet bowl. It was disgusting. So, yeah, I didn't doubt that, either.
As an EDT i can confirm I get my hand pooped on probably about once every other week. Sometimes incontinent people don’t realize it’s still coming when you’re wiping them. Diarrhea is def preferable to having a nice lump plop onto your hand.
If you think that’s bad - if you’re impacted close to the rectum then a doctor or mid level will go in and scoop it out with their fingers.
Can I just say I’m so glad Syd is part of OTV now. I didnt know much about her before, only seen her in others’ streams, but since she joined OTV she’s become one of my fav streamers. I love her energy so much
Nah she is boring af
The straight jacket with the shades and the bucket hat is a total vibe especially for Michael
As a french person, honestly Yvonne's french is NOT THAT bad 😂 ( she said "may i go to the bathroom?")
merci je suis pas la seule à penser que c'était pas mal
When you grow up in western Canada, there are no French people to practice if with even though it is taught as a part of highschool. We immediately forget it right afterwards unless you work for the federal government.
She also said Cava or how are you
@@gardenpop yeah she said "comment ça va ?" To be precise
je suis un idiot
10:27 Talking about balls reaching abdomen. 🤣
Lily: Mine does it
Evon: Hm.. Huh?
Lily: What?
0:20
I love how Michael is just menacingly standing in the back.
Sydney (and Leslie) are definitely "the presenter", just have them do all your sponsorship deals
Sydney has such a nice voice! She got the radio host energy from her mom haha
Once again just wanna note how stunning and funny Sydney is to have around in the OTV crew. Definitely my favorite part of the crew along with Michael and Toast.
**angry Yvonne noises**
Ikr. Sydney is soooooooo beautiful.
So glad she's joined! She's great
"There is a fine line between intelligence and insanity...Michael Reeves snorted that line..."
Sydney's "Not that I'm looking at your boyfriend's feet..." SENDS ME!! SHE IS SO CUTEEEEEE
Micheal being a madman is the absolute best part
Btw we all know it was racially motivated
there's no other explanation.
@@lastnamefirstname8655 of course
Technically lily is actually still working on 7 songs but just more since she said 10. It’s like that riddle that asks how many months have 28 days and since they all have 28 days it’s 12 and not 1
See it is a bit weird. Semantically it should be 'at least' to be correct. Although people do say it like that, it should be implied that it means exactly that many days. English be weird.
@@BlueJey facts, english do be weird
5head time
She should have said “only 7 songs”
It's called scalar implicature in linguistics, you're welcome for now knowing a new fancy term.
(Basically means that even though it would be logically correct to say "there are 7 songs" when there are 10 songs, what people think is implied by that is "there are no more than 7 songs", so usually, you only break that principle of communication when you purposefully try to deceive or mislead others)
Honestly thought scarra was lying about the Olympics because that opening ceremony was for the 2008 games and he was talking like 2014 or 2016 which were Sochi and Rio, but it is super cool that his grandfather was involved in that! That opening and the Birds Nest stadium are iconic Olympic moments! Rolling into that stadium as an athlete in 2022 after watching the 2008 games as a kid was an astounding experience and one I will never forget.
20:12 Lily has me fucking DEAD 😭😭😭
8:28 Jodi calling Michael honey as well was funny.
Alright, what are we gonna use as ship name for Jodi and Lily. It is time to decide on it
I'm glad Michaels 2 truths/1 lie were very Michael-like
I'm only here because of Michael
@@jokerburger7421 same
12:58 Sydeon's reaction to what Lily said lmao
I knew john's lie instantly, because he said "you zig, I zag" in reference to 'My Name is Earl' to try and plant the idea in their head before he gave his lie specifically mentioning 'My Name Is Earl'
300 iq john moves. i never know the movie tho lol
syd was such a good addition to otv. she brings so much to the humor
Shes also really pretty
@@Sally615- shes also really really party
@@jarodon6511 so fucking pretty
@@Sally615- oh, good! Someone else said it, and now I don’t have to sound creepy…
Feedback for the scoring: since most people wrote a number on their boards and the liars revealed their lie as a sentence, it was really hard to follow which person received points each round. Next time can you add a “+1” or a similar delta visual over the person who got it correct (and not just total score), or list which options were 1, 2, and 3 in text along the bottom. Thanks!
Lmao I love they way they did the sponsor part with John buying Jodi. The way she was t-pose and spinning 😂
I like Michael the most he is the most energenic and thats makes HIM so funny and A Great influence for young people who wanna do something with engineer stuff
Ah yes, when I think of Michael I think of a great role model for children
Ah yes he inspires me to make a racist elmo doll, to teach a robot dog to piss beer and make a roomba swear when it hits a wall.
as a Canadian who had to do French, I relate to Yvonne pretty well, "can I go to the washroom" is basically all I remember too haha
Considering that learning French is a compulsory criteria for migrants to move to Canada, I kinda assumed everyone spoke semi-fluent french in Canada haha
@@uwuben I mean, it's only mandatory up till highschool and most people (such as myself) don't really use it outside of school so it never really sticks lol
Yep same here. Took French from grade 1 to grade 9 and that’s all I can say too lmao. Then went to Sweden for a year and became fluent in 11 months. French class great 😂
@@Jacobbunt haha nice, using french irl works way better than being taught it in a classroom
@@tiggerk2392 definitely lol. So few people speak it, Swedish has now become basically just party trick for me.
Michael is either the absolute best at a challenge or the ABSOLUTE worst and I love knowing that no matter what, with every new video, never knowing which of the only 2 options it will be.
Also Jodi has already won my heart, she's so funny and direct compared to the rest.
Meanwhile John seems lowkey shy and I'm here for it.
Everyone has such unique personalities!
I love how Michael proceeds to say “I know you” then gets one point
4:00 Mykull: "No one in this department can work like me"
also Mykull: *scores 1PT*
🤣🤣🤣
I mean no one worked as poorly as he did so …
Technically he WAS right… ^^
Micheal: **wears a straight jacket**
Everyone: *”Why does it look so normal?”*
Edit: The second thing Yvonne said in French was: “May I go to the bathroom?”
which type of fling is she talking about?
Lol
I love how michaels was " I have the powers of the flash, I can tuck only only of my testicles , and do the spaghetti thing"
i love the wtf face expression lily did at 12:59
I love how Scarra's two truths and a lie only one thing was about him
I love that the interaction "I dissected a human body" followed by someone shouting "poggers" happened on this earth and timeline that I live in^^
I’m so glad they added the three of them. (John, Sydney, & Jodi) They fit in perfectly, great addition 🥰
Syd, Jodi and John are truly the best addition to the crack house that is OTV lol .absolutely loved how everyone understood everyone's humour yet were confused all the same 🤣. no lie, the videos keep getting better and better.
Edit Ps. I really loved how syd spoke about the nursing job, makes me happy that they had someone as understanding and sweet as her 💯
I was very proud that I've heard the story about John's boss and I knew that Michael could control his heart rate lol
There's a video I don't remember the exact name i thinks it's tazers and flames heart monitor or something brodin says in that micheal can increase his heart rate but cannot lower it
I seriously love all the new members. I’ve known of Sydney, Jodi, and John since they have been friends for so long, but having them all join OTV has lead to so much more entertainment I didn’t know was possible ♥️
I took Spanish from 6th grade to semester one in college and I retained 0% of it... I feel your pain , Yvonne.
Michael has a really unique personality that even his talents are unique too LMAO.
I'm missing when he was making cool videos instead of... this...
But I understand, RUclips is trying really hard to make the life of good youtubers totally miserable so it's not surprising they just end up doing this kind of crap instead.
@@Reth_Hard You know how long it takes for him to make a video? Its not like he stopped if you tune into his streams or lily’s you would know
@@captaintaffy5083 in the podcast he said that his latest project includes a goldfish and that it takes like an entire month of straight up recording and saving information. Like holy crap is the man dedicated.
I’m not surprised that his videos take forever.
I like how lily kept looking to Michael for comfort during her interview. So cute
And she looked at Jodi for punishments 😂
I like to see them play this again next year with an actual detective or someone who can read body language... That would be so cool
14:33 Scarra giving the Muscles Glasses vibe
Micheal is EXACTLY the kind of guy to just casually own a straight-jacket. That Chaotic Neutral energy.
Scarra and Michael knowing everything about each other, best boys listen well!
7:25 as a new yorker, it’s crazy whenever i remember ppl don’t know major places here like the burrows
Michael can control his heart because of how many times he’s been tased.
24:18 Can you believe that he was the guy that lost because he could not lie straight and everyone said that he was a bad liar? Also... WHY ISNT TOAST HERE MANNNN I MISS HIM!! MICHEAL PLUS TOAST IS LIKE GOLDEN CONTENT!!
toast was probably in canada when they filmed this
tha fvck does that timestamp have to do with him lying???
@@illkissyourightnow just a slight inaccuracy compared to 3-4 seconds before the given times stamp where Scarra is declared the winner of the game. Sorry XD!
Toast was arrested after stealing a baby.
@@celestialtree709 i could almost believe this
As a fellow Canadian, I sometimes forget that French Immersion isn't a thing in the States. Half of my classes were in French as well but, lord knows, I've retained _none_ of it.
Some schools in the states have Spanish or Chinese immersion instead ^^
Tabernak
I’m pretty sure the music playing in the background of Scara’s section is from a Mario and Sonic Olympic Games! It’s a nice touch :)
Dear Michael Reeves! This is a reminder that on 9 april, roughly 3 weeks from now, it will be exactly 1 year since you last uploaded a video. Thank you for your time.
Lily: "Were you physically pooped on"
Sydney: "No i was spiritually pooped on"
🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
also wow scarra is more powerful than i had previously thought. truly the don of offlinetv, what amazing connections.
I love you guys thank you for all your amazing powers combining together 😁
Love these moments lol
13:36 Lily trying to explain how she thought Yvonne meant fling as in sexual and then just giving up and saying “honey” 😂
13:47 Also Jodi and Syds reaction when Yvonne said that it was is hilarious XD
Why is Michael dressed like he's getting ready to shoot a Fear and Loathing reboot?
It’s his detective outfit 😂
In every otv video Micheal is the only one who goes above and beyond
I've said it once and I'll say it until I die, Syd,, Jodi, and John joining otv is the best thing EVER
Syd, John and Jodi are too funny 🤣. They fit perfectly in OTV 👌. Also, I love Yvonne's hair 🥰❤
I- wow I didn’t know lily was born in queens New York 😭😭😭 BUT THE NEWYORKEN accent she tried to make sounded so Italian 😭 I’m glade to see someone from New York in offlinetv
You can't lie to the Don.
you guys have no idea how happy you all make me… and offline tv always posts when i need them to. had a terrible day but seeing John’s shrek TV just makes life better somehow
as an ontario student learning french, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER- the only thing she remembers is how to ask to go to the washroom
As someone who had two years of highschool french these aRe also lines that i remember + the mispronunciation is same here too😭😭😭
It is easily the only thing any Canadian learning French in school can remember. I would say 95% or higher would remember the phrase est-ce je peut aller au toilet
sometimes an offline tv vid is just the light hearted banter you need to chill. Thanks guy. joy
I like how scara pointed to lily for not remembering the olympic story because he probably know lily the longest and have been in same house for the longest time because he and lily was in the original otv cast
one of those videos where it feels like Syd has been with them forever. And I mean that in a good way. Just great vibes
Yvonne is so relatable LMAO. I am also from Canada, also took french for 6 years, and asking to go to the bathroom is also the only thing I remember. Idk if that's her lie or not yet but I believe it.
Can't think of anyone more perfect for this game than Michael. Every one of his answers you are just like, 'WTF?!?!'
15:58 i love scarras face in this whole argument
He seems so happy and interested when learning new things about his friends lol
19:43
21:16
23:30
Lily being as straight as a bendy ruler for Jodi
I feel like she's like that for a lot of her female friends.
Lily is so funny lol - she said she’s never seen the scar and Michael like “crazy” xD
WOW, SO COOL. I had such a good time watching this video! Keep it up!!!
I REMEMBER THIS LAST 1 I LOVED IT SO MUCH THE CALL BACK OMG BRO
Sydney's reaction after Jodi called her poop girl was so good!
The reason Micheal is in a straitjacket is because any access to his hands would spell disaster.
Scarra got sooo much more interesting in this game, life story and his guessings are funny XD
i love the beginning when temmie cant even see over the table :) but fr they make such great content its amazing
12:28 If she can say "Do I speak toilet?", you know she has mastered the language
She said est-ce que je peux allée au toilet which mean can I go to the bathroom
Scarra: Yeah, talk to us about this guy named Alex.
Michael: Yeah, what was his name?
Yvonne: Alex...
Never change, Michael 😂
Idk why buh i was mad when the fling wasnt a lie.
I just wanna make it clear I clicked on this video because I saw Micheal in a straight jacket 😂😂😂
I'm not surprised anymore when Michael stormed into the room wearing a straitjacket
9:08 MICHAEL IS IN A FRIGGIN STRAIGHT JACKET JESUS CHRIST HAHAHHAAH