NileRed/NileBlue but without context

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2020
  • I saw a comment on one of Nigel’s videos saying it would be great if someone made something like this. So I did, hope you enjoy!

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  • @charliegroves
    @charliegroves 3 года назад +4203

    'I almost broke my elbow, but thankfully it didn't damage the camera at all'

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 3 года назад +182

      priorities

    • @MorrisseyFr
      @MorrisseyFr 3 года назад +93

      That camera probably costs more than the hospital bills (depending on if he resides in America or not)

    • @yanikkunitsin1466
      @yanikkunitsin1466 3 года назад +124

      @@MorrisseyFr Canada, so he's right

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 3 года назад +84

      A bone can heal, a camera can't

    • @vortexgameing3962
      @vortexgameing3962 3 года назад +12

      4:07

  • @pedromazzetto4722
    @pedromazzetto4722 3 года назад +6367

    "warning bromine can kill you"
    "bromine is a really cool element"

    • @aoarashi3025
      @aoarashi3025 3 года назад +206

      His favourite chemical is a blood-red toxic carcinogen, so no surprises there

    • @twodo
      @twodo 3 года назад +7

      this one made me laugh out loud

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 3 года назад +61

      Nigel: "Bromine can kill you"
      Also Nigel: **breathes brominr**

    • @nopenoperson8964
      @nopenoperson8964 3 года назад +21

      That's just any chemist ever.

    • @bluezz5002
      @bluezz5002 3 года назад +5

      That's why it's cool

  • @LISE_NR
    @LISE_NR 2 года назад +2681

    it’s funny cuz his voiceovers are so monotone and deadpan but then his smile and laugh are so freaking contagious and adorable

    • @kathacentauri5943
      @kathacentauri5943 Год назад +140

      His smile is an instant serotonin boost

    • @redwithblue
      @redwithblue Год назад +98

      Whenever he laughs, I start laughing at the same rate. His smiles and laughs are so cute and contagious. Ik this is very embarrassing. But in 2018, I used to crush on him maybe I still do idk

    • @gobwinning
      @gobwinning 7 месяцев назад +16

      definitely b still do@@redwithblue

    • @crylune
      @crylune 7 месяцев назад +7

      this whole comment and reply thread is full of hormonal cringe

    • @shivers5718
      @shivers5718 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@crylune ??? its called having slight feelings for someone. does that make people in committed relationships "hormonal cringe" to you?

  • @Spuggetti
    @Spuggetti 2 года назад +2909

    4:20 was my favorite part
    “I think I almost broke my elbow, but thankfully, it didn’t damage the camera at all.”

    • @chrismclean3848
      @chrismclean3848 Год назад +27

      Nice number

    • @dwightschrute4506
      @dwightschrute4506 Год назад +26

      It sounds like something AI would generate. (And yes I have watched Nile/Mr Green)

    • @Spuggetti
      @Spuggetti Год назад +2

      @@dwightschrute4506 i agree and love mr. Green

    • @citywitt3202
      @citywitt3202 Год назад

      Fitting as that’s the most stoner sentence I’ve heard in yeeeaars

    • @StarrySkyyyy
      @StarrySkyyyy Год назад +2

      hahah funny number

  • @RP--no7wj
    @RP--no7wj 3 года назад +4666

    “Brand new, never-before-used, bottle of lube”
    Sure, buddy

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 3 года назад +175

      I don't even want to know what he used the lube for before

    • @placeholdername0000
      @placeholdername0000 3 года назад +341

      He bought 3 bottles that week instead of his usual two lol

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 3 года назад +78

      @@placeholdername0000 *I don't want to know why*

    • @placeholdername0000
      @placeholdername0000 3 года назад +161

      @@j.hawkins8779 I heard he uses it as a source of lidocaine.

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 3 года назад +104

      @@placeholdername0000 *but that's probably what they want to think*

  • @Mateo-fo5xd
    @Mateo-fo5xd 3 года назад +9983

    NileRed always talks like his next sentence is "but something went wrong"

    • @__8120
      @__8120 3 года назад +414

      To be fair it usually is

    • @tanelehala6422
      @tanelehala6422 3 года назад +291

      "At first I thought I'd pooped my pants... but something went wrong."

    • @brambl3014
      @brambl3014 3 года назад +73

      @@tanelehala6422 so, anyway...

    • @aclonymous
      @aclonymous 3 года назад +350

      he has a permenant tone of “; However,”

    • @angelas1761
      @angelas1761 3 года назад +18

      This video really highlights on it too

  • @YogurtCookies-qp5hi
    @YogurtCookies-qp5hi 2 года назад +916

    3:31 “Theres a kid on Amazon for just $10” Kills me every time

    • @aspoiledfruit
      @aspoiledfruit 8 месяцев назад +15

      Link?

    • @AutZeroOneGotBanned
      @AutZeroOneGotBanned 6 месяцев назад

      our childhood dream

    • @talagaqui6282
      @talagaqui6282 6 месяцев назад +3

      what even is the context of this LMAO

    • @qurjus
      @qurjus 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@talagaqui6282It was a kit not a kid.

  • @oceanwizard1972
    @oceanwizard1972 2 года назад +448

    0:57 "unfortunately, l didn't weigh the lube before l used i-"
    something about that quote and the cutoff mid-sentence cracks me up every single time

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 2 года назад +40

      "But in the end, I kind of just said screw it, and I poured in a bunch of bleach"

    • @thegoldenatlas753
      @thegoldenatlas753 Год назад +23

      "Never before used lube" Where's the seal nile? Where's the seal?

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 3 года назад +13557

    "Then we're going to open the BRAND NEW, NEVER USED BEFORE bottle of lube"

    • @dramforever
      @dramforever 3 года назад +2199

      "Unfortunately I didn't weigh the lube before I used it"

    • @cryingwater
      @cryingwater 3 года назад +690

      @@dramforever
      The first one was suspicious enough

    • @aira_riri_2
      @aira_riri_2 3 года назад +186

      YEEEEEES d e f i n e t l y

    • @alexandertheok9610
      @alexandertheok9610 3 года назад +504

      "I kinda have a soft spot for fuming liquids"

    • @wernerhiemer406
      @wernerhiemer406 3 года назад +95

      @@alexandertheok9610 Fuming in that context? Liquid nitrogen as (!) lube or clorine as sanitzer? This escalated quickly.

  • @joeschmoe2129
    @joeschmoe2129 3 года назад +10581

    1:25
    Roman senators after stabbing caesar once

    • @erikwaterson361
      @erikwaterson361 3 года назад +160

      Haha

    • @zsuzsid
      @zsuzsid 3 года назад +264

      That was good :D

    • @sunspot5530
      @sunspot5530 3 года назад +68

      pleahdkffjsj underrated comment

    • @hvonsus5725
      @hvonsus5725 3 года назад +50

      this was a very good opportunity.

    • @k089er
      @k089er 3 года назад +68

      *I was so amused with it that i did it 23 More times.*

  • @yourlocalhampter2567
    @yourlocalhampter2567 Год назад +343

    5:19 The cut is so perfect here when he says “And i died”

  • @anna.augustinova
    @anna.augustinova 2 года назад +468

    He's so effortlessly funny and adorable, I love seeing this side of him.

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 3 года назад +1879

    "Unfortunately i didn't weigh the lube before i used it"

    • @familiayoutuber4769
      @familiayoutuber4769 3 года назад +56

      If I didn't know that it was to do something like getting its mass, I'd be seriously confused as to why you'd want to weigh lube before using it.

    • @katiejanemusic1031
      @katiejanemusic1031 3 года назад +6

      This killed me 🤣

    • @dumbassidot
      @dumbassidot 3 года назад +2

      i hate that i saw the clip as i saw this comment lmao

    • @dk.kapsukas2195
      @dk.kapsukas2195 3 года назад +18

      and the next clip is: "So I poured bleach in instead"

    • @thebeaniestbeanboys5735
      @thebeaniestbeanboys5735 3 года назад +1

      *it was never used before check the net weight :)*

  • @Raavenstag
    @Raavenstag 3 года назад +3743

    “I kind of have a soft spot for fuming liquids” *cut to choking*

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 года назад +138

      Nile Red: CHOKE ME DADDY !!!
      Bromine: Pardon my what the f**k...

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 3 года назад +2

      Yes we all watched the same video

    • @Raavenstag
      @Raavenstag 3 года назад +5

      José Vargas wow, really? /s/

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +2

      José Vargas we know you did

    • @alexritch6747
      @alexritch6747 3 года назад +10

      He's got a soft spot alright. It's his respiratory tract! XD

  • @kathacentauri5943
    @kathacentauri5943 Год назад +150

    Nigel is absolutely adorable. His smile is literally brighter than the sun and is an instant serotonin boost. He's just too adorable i just want to squish him fr

    • @vocaloshin
      @vocaloshin 6 месяцев назад

      i kinda wanna put him in my pocket idk

    • @bryanwu6211
      @bryanwu6211 6 месяцев назад +7

      What

    • @vocaloshin
      @vocaloshin 6 месяцев назад +5

      what

    • @ana..a.
      @ana..a. 6 месяцев назад +5

      what

    • @achocolatebiscuit5087
      @achocolatebiscuit5087 6 месяцев назад +6

      Bro is cute, especially when he puts himself in danger. Just awww, right there

  • @cabg7
    @cabg7 2 года назад +89

    2:41
    "There ended up being an error."
    *drops the whole damn glass*

  • @madinator3000
    @madinator3000 3 года назад +5909

    I, as a chemist, can confirm that we DO have weak chemist hands

    • @gollumisahomie5671
      @gollumisahomie5671 3 года назад +188

      Would you rather fight 10 chemists or 100 children

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 года назад +277

      @@gollumisahomie5671 10 chemists, 100 children would beat me with sheer force of numbers

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 3 года назад +103

      @@gollumisahomie5671 what are the children's ages? Do the chemists have scary chemicals?

    • @2ndlittlekingryan654
      @2ndlittlekingryan654 3 года назад +35

      @@gollumisahomie5671 i rather fight hunder kids because my username is
      ORPHAN_SLAYER_62_

    • @roshnigupta9914
      @roshnigupta9914 3 года назад +46

      Right? Everytime I have to tighten a valve or unscrew a bottle I end up crying out of frustration cuz it just. WON'T. WORK.

  • @asimashan2286
    @asimashan2286 3 года назад +1819

    When you've watched everything so nothing is out of context

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 года назад +38

      same, but it was pretty damn funny to me lol

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 года назад +5

      @@WickedPhase same here! 😁

    • @leah8894
      @leah8894 3 года назад +1

      It was funny seeing these out of context

    • @coruscaregames
      @coruscaregames 3 года назад

      Do you know what video 4:07 is from?

    • @tridinh1011
      @tridinh1011 3 года назад +1

      When you've watched everything and you imagine what the things he said in those view would be like out of contexr

  • @cannon9009
    @cannon9009 2 года назад +257

    2:52 If you listen carefully, you can actually hear it hit the table, so he wasn't actually just pretending there was something in it. That actually was how small it was.

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 Год назад +6

      Yeah it was a diamond

    • @jupiter_ios
      @jupiter_ios Год назад +8

      @@eggs8021 it was a bead of gold 🥇

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 6 месяцев назад +2

      if you look closely you can actually see it bounce off the table

  • @x8c8r
    @x8c8r 2 года назад +150

    The inserts of him professionally throwing glassware in the box were so funny I rewatched them 23 more times.

    • @soulsand4287
      @soulsand4287 8 месяцев назад +4

      Stop please my sides

    • @jskmo
      @jskmo 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@soulsand4287your sides have been stopped

    • @soulsand4287
      @soulsand4287 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@jskmo I can't breathe...

    • @Anonymous-zb7iw
      @Anonymous-zb7iw 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@soulsand4287good

  • @KevinShinwoo
    @KevinShinwoo 3 года назад +16496

    "I was so amused with it, I did it 23 more times." Okay, but this is me when I get randomly unhealthily obsessed with something insignificant.

  • @nerdy_3711
    @nerdy_3711 3 года назад +4655

    "we can glue it back together"
    *SHATTER*
    "Oh no"

    • @TheKhopesh
      @TheKhopesh 2 года назад +4

      That reminded me of this scene from Thor: Ragnarok-
      /watch?v=_7FFQPmGgUQ&t=201s

    • @DavidBonelo
      @DavidBonelo 2 года назад +8

      anyway...
      XD

    • @hiitsme7368
      @hiitsme7368 2 года назад +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 2 года назад +3

      Nerdy _
      And God said:
      "F this gentleman, in particular!"

    • @weentersoldier4576
      @weentersoldier4576 2 года назад +21

      Our table…..

  • @TerpTheBandit
    @TerpTheBandit Год назад +209

    "we can often just disregard nature"
    -nigel
    This feels like it should be the motto of humanity.

  • @Melladebt
    @Melladebt Год назад +66

    5:17 the monotone "I then got the spectrum for both of them and I died" sounds so hilarious out of context 🤣

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +17017

    Key sentences of a Chemist:
    "I didn't know what it was"
    "I was amused so I did it more"
    "I just said screw it and poured in the whole thing"

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 2 года назад +1152

      "I could just also be bad at chemistry, but I prefer not to believe that"

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 2 года назад +382

      I'd like the believe that Chemists also say "What now?" When their experiments fail or when their by-product is space consuming and they don't know what else to do with it

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 2 года назад +132

      @@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 I mean, you could just do:
      A)Try to recover something from the by products
      B)Pay some professionals to help clear it for you

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 2 года назад +60

      @@tydshiin5783 yeah you could, but paying is often not an option. Most of the companies that you can give your chemical waste to charge ridiculous amounts of money for even a small amount.

    • @BuglordSupreme
      @BuglordSupreme 2 года назад +105

      “And again, it didn’t blow up and kill me”
      “I wanna make it just so I can play with it”

  • @aitor.online
    @aitor.online 3 года назад +2692

    "theres a kid on amazon for only 10 dollars"
    wow wayfair needs to step up their game

  • @catsnrats1632
    @catsnrats1632 Год назад +26

    He’s insanely attractive and it makes me mad that I have no idea why

  • @blergamer
    @blergamer 8 месяцев назад +10

    his smile is so cute I started crushing on him 😭

  • @oferzilberman5049
    @oferzilberman5049 3 года назад +10173

    Nigel is just light Michael Reeves that does chemistry

    • @klittlet
      @klittlet 3 года назад +521

      And less obnoxious, and doesn't rely on tasers and other people for content

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 3 года назад +434

      As I said, LIGHT Michael Reeves makes sure nobody gets hurt
      Also I just came back from Michael's latest video, I need some Nigel time

    • @WoolseyCole
      @WoolseyCole 3 года назад +277

      And he’s also cuter 😳😳😳

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 3 года назад +43

      @@WoolseyCole Agreed

    • @caffeine7539
      @caffeine7539 3 года назад +172

      Diet michael reeves but with a chem twist

  • @AndrewBakke
    @AndrewBakke 3 года назад +7362

    The kind of ultra-niche content we love RUclips for.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 3 года назад +66

      yep
      ultra-niche is how I would describe it

    • @cozyliner9813
      @cozyliner9813 3 года назад +1

      haha 69th liek

    • @toquelau5715
      @toquelau5715 3 года назад +39

      über-nietzche content

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 года назад +118

      This comment made me come to the harsh realization that not everyone watches Nile Red and Nile Blue religiously.

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 года назад +1

      This comment made me come to the harsh realization that not everyone watches Nile Red and Nile Blue religiously.

  • @annikadunow399
    @annikadunow399 2 года назад +44

    3:57 I never thought I would relate to a molecule

  • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
    @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat Год назад +28

    If I ever were to hear this guy say, "watch this" I am going to give him my full attention.
    He must be fun at parties.

    • @qalaphyll
      @qalaphyll Год назад +2

      i lowkey doubt if he even goes for parties xD

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat Год назад +4

      @leaves you never know. My buddy in hs was a cops son. Dude was in all AP classes and went into aerospace. The crap we did... he was worse than the gang members we knew.

    • @qalaphyll
      @qalaphyll Год назад +1

      @@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat lmfaooo

  • @JazzyFizzleDrummers
    @JazzyFizzleDrummers 3 года назад +1954

    "I like stinky things"
    "Appetizing pee foam"
    Guys, I think we found his kink.

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 3 года назад +251

      He has a soft spot for fuming liquids

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 3 года назад +206

      "this brand new never before used bottle of lube"

    • @s0rr03_
      @s0rr03_ 3 года назад +133

      not to mention when he said the lube was unused, it wasn't filled to the top.

    • @jayglenn837
      @jayglenn837 3 года назад +48

      He didn't try tasting his friend's diabetic pee tho... he said he chickened out lol

    • @BlueMiaou
      @BlueMiaou 3 года назад +38

      i hate this comment section and i hate that you had the possibility to comment this

  • @AnyFactor
    @AnyFactor 3 года назад +4618

    I want a "however" compilation

  • @ablankpaper1501
    @ablankpaper1501 2 года назад +42

    2:36 nigel has gone insane

  • @kyokazuto
    @kyokazuto 2 года назад +26

    5:55 Corona cooking

  • @analeal6553
    @analeal6553 3 года назад +23748

    As a chemistry student, I can tell you that chemists are just... like this

    • @WilliamFord972
      @WilliamFord972 3 года назад +517

      When the PI isn’t looking

    • @thecommunistowl811
      @thecommunistowl811 3 года назад +1066

      Chemists are the modern equivalent of evil alchemists

    • @TheGameMan76
      @TheGameMan76 3 года назад +112

      Yeah this statement is true

    • @captaingoose736
      @captaingoose736 3 года назад +176

      We built different

    • @thecommunistowl811
      @thecommunistowl811 3 года назад +271

      @@captaingoose736 you built from mercury and the souls of the weak.

  • @Callie_Cosmo
    @Callie_Cosmo 3 года назад +26348

    Nigel in NileRed: cold, calculating, almost assumed he was a psychopath
    Nigel in NileBlue: childish, joking, acts like three unaccompanied minors in a trench coat

    • @anomboing
      @anomboing 3 года назад +754

      Finally someone put it into words!

    • @ilyamosin3090
      @ilyamosin3090 3 года назад +1241

      In a lab coat*

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 года назад +594

      I'm pretty sure that in both cases, he actually *IS* three dwarfs in a lab coat.

    • @f1ringfed
      @f1ringfed 3 года назад +97

      1st of all, I caught that reference. Love Bojack
      2nd fuck your pfp LOLOL

    • @Callie_Cosmo
      @Callie_Cosmo 3 года назад +79

      @F1ringFed in 2 years of having this pfp you are the third person to ever notice it, congrats

  • @musiciminecraft
    @musiciminecraft Год назад +28

    Nigel is literally the cutest He’s so chaotic in an intelligent and funny way I love it

  • @0.STARSCREAM.0
    @0.STARSCREAM.0 9 месяцев назад +6

    He’s so adorable I don’t know why, but he is so adorable

  • @jamieprice507
    @jamieprice507 3 года назад +3270

    the random moments in nile red and blue that seemingly aren’t supposed to be comedic yet are funny are great, just adds to the comedy that there’s no reaction as if it’s a standard event in chemistry

    • @LidellFrasier
      @LidellFrasier 3 года назад +97

      Ironically, having "no reaction" is NOT standard for chemists.

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 3 года назад +14

      Silliness is the only norm in chemistry

    • @redizdead666
      @redizdead666 3 года назад +7

      8:50

    • @suqma
      @suqma 3 года назад +1

      ha ha comedy

  • @grovermatic
    @grovermatic 3 года назад +3186

    It's not safety first, it's stupidity last.
    Shockingly sage words from one so young.

    • @Ultiminati
      @Ultiminati 3 года назад +52

      (29 year-old)

    • @grovermatic
      @grovermatic 3 года назад +121

      @@Ultiminati I'm 42 and plenty of idiots my age could use to adopt that mantra. :-D

    • @Ultiminati
      @Ultiminati 3 года назад +6

      @@grovermatic of course

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 3 года назад +37

      Personally my motto is stupidity first

    • @clear5427
      @clear5427 3 года назад +4

      R/I’m 14and this is deep

  • @itsraymond2295
    @itsraymond2295 Год назад +12

    6:37 IDK WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @Victoronipepperoni
      @Victoronipepperoni 29 дней назад +2

      THE “Our meal is almost ready” MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 2 года назад +32

    I love how absolutely happy he seems in his videos, especially when he's being extra chaotic

  • @gabedarrett1301
    @gabedarrett1301 3 года назад +2431

    2:50 "And it's such a small amount that you might not be able to see it on--"
    *Immediately drops it*

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 2 года назад +168

      "oh no :D"

    • @Godakuri
      @Godakuri 2 года назад +3

      Oh sorry missed that part. Dumbass

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- 2 года назад +5

      I know it's cliche but I saw this as soon as I heard it AND was the 800th like

    • @kendarr
      @kendarr 2 года назад +8

      That was a couple bucks worth of gold, oof

    • @minilopkastudios4711
      @minilopkastudios4711 3 месяца назад

      Guys, if you put it on highest quality and look really closely, you can actually see it bounce off the table

  • @--PhamMinh
    @--PhamMinh 3 года назад +4624

    3:57 A chemical too sad for being alive
    8:44 A chemical so excited to be alive

    • @mobilegamerq9392
      @mobilegamerq9392 3 года назад +17

      Tru lmao

    • @Diver_-ee1di
      @Diver_-ee1di 3 года назад +204

      I thought it was Tyler1 in a glass

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 3 года назад +203

      *WooOOOO*

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 2 года назад +4

      @@Wulk true.

    • @voltsiano116
      @voltsiano116 2 года назад +23

      "Mom, Dad! Are you two permanganic acids? Because I don't want to exist! Ba-dum, _tss!"_

  • @coffeeseriez
    @coffeeseriez 10 месяцев назад +9

    3:20 one of my favourite out of context moment.

  • @Secretunkownpink
    @Secretunkownpink 9 месяцев назад +7

    I freaking love nigel so much. I cant explain how much i love him i freaking wanna hug this guy so bad. Hes so damn adorable, funny, nerdy and awkward in the cutest way ever

  • @mrkiky
    @mrkiky 2 года назад +3755

    2:29 Nile is unsatisfied with his demonic swan. He sends it back to the shadow realm as he unsummons it.

    • @IamEpiphanyTTV
      @IamEpiphanyTTV 2 года назад +37

      While tapping an island

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 2 года назад +62

      mrkiky
      This lore... _pleases_ me.

    • @federicogallea37
      @federicogallea37 2 года назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHA I laughed too much!

    • @storyspren
      @storyspren 2 года назад +25

      Of course! Any good conjurer knows to also practice abjuraction.

    • @hawks-wings
      @hawks-wings 6 месяцев назад

      I’m not the only one who saw the demon bird in that… thing!

  • @reidleblanc3140
    @reidleblanc3140 3 года назад +1072

    "I then got the spectrum for both of them, and I DIED"

    • @uknowwho5846
      @uknowwho5846 3 года назад +8

      I actually loved and laughed so hard at this 😂💀

    • @humanstew6144
      @humanstew6144 2 года назад +1

      with him shattering the beakers after oml i might as well be dead too

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 года назад +1

      **Me when I use am using FTIR and get unexpected results**

    • @stanley5484
      @stanley5484 2 года назад +1

      timestamp?

  • @WhoTookMewtwocoder
    @WhoTookMewtwocoder 11 месяцев назад +8

    3:34 Is anyone else reminded of the Netflix sound?

  • @DogeDogeriffic
    @DogeDogeriffic Год назад +34

    This was made *2 years ago* . Imagine how much more unhinged moments we can add now

  • @TytoMobile
    @TytoMobile 3 года назад +3668

    This guy's dad taught me in college, I understand where he gets it from.

    • @snackie1359
      @snackie1359 3 года назад +80

      Where at?

    • @AB_ATT
      @AB_ATT 3 года назад +381

      Winter McClellan college

    • @MystycCheez
      @MystycCheez 3 года назад +118

      is his dad nurdrage? lol

    • @anirudh9059
      @anirudh9059 3 года назад +6

      @@MystycCheez xD

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 3 года назад +108

      thats kinda cool

  • @vornamenachname9561
    @vornamenachname9561 3 года назад +3579

    epic someone actually did it. I wasn't expecting people to do it

    • @kiararose8896
      @kiararose8896 3 года назад +3

      I wanted to do it just never did lol

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 3 года назад +9

      I started it and got board lmao, I have like 4 minutes somewhere on my harddrive

  • @undeadaxolotl8584
    @undeadaxolotl8584 2 года назад +24

    0:21 "after it failed I was pretty sad, because I wasn't able to make oil for my French fries"

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 2 года назад +1

      The next one after that matches lmao

    • @Persvicx
      @Persvicx 3 месяца назад

      Thanks for adding captions

  • @anxietyatitsfinest286
    @anxietyatitsfinest286 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:34 I like that he has to specify that it's "brand new" and "never before used"
    we know your secrets, Nigel

  • @pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss
    @pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss 3 года назад +853

    smash smash smash
    SMASH SMASH SMASH
    *SMASH SMASH SMASH*
    Thing: breaks...
    Nile: oh no

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 3 года назад +1196

    My personal favorite is the “indistinguishable from normal soda water”

    • @jakewhite5453
      @jakewhite5453 3 года назад +41

      It was carbonated with carbon from diamonds

    • @disturbeddemons1
      @disturbeddemons1 3 года назад +47

      It's great because he literally burned (vaporized) diamonds to make it

    • @starrcasm8488
      @starrcasm8488 3 года назад +25

      my favorite is the "time to pour in the NEVER OPENED AND NEVER BEFORE USED bottle of lube"

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 3 года назад

      For one second i thought he was saying semen even though i watched that video before

  • @goingtoscream9708
    @goingtoscream9708 2 года назад +29

    Everyone agrees Nigel is some degree of insane, but nobody can tell if he's only a little crazy or just really good at hiding it all

  • @vincecomuna
    @vincecomuna Год назад +6

    He really is adorable.

  • @bajelman
    @bajelman 3 года назад +2199

    man i was thinking that his voice sounds so normal at times, you can string together various statememts and it be seamless

    • @disturbeddemons1
      @disturbeddemons1 3 года назад +117

      Yeah, his voice and delivery reminds me of Cr1tikal for that same reason.

    • @anglegrinderlover994
      @anglegrinderlover994 3 года назад +5

      @@disturbeddemons1 was about yo say that

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 3 года назад +94

      @@disturbeddemons1 it's the way they speak in lowercase

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 3 года назад +4

      A voice from inhaling too many fumes.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 года назад +11

      It’s also pretty monotonous so it’s very easy to copy his voice with a bot and no one can tell the difference (I apologize for my phrasing, I am tired and think will not function)

  • @melodyxwoonax7384
    @melodyxwoonax7384 3 года назад +1127

    "There ended up being an error" *drops entire vile in beaker*

  • @stenacher
    @stenacher 2 года назад +3

    01:40
    > repeatedly hits the rock to break it
    > the rock breaks
    > sad nigel noises

  • @poorlyanimated9632
    @poorlyanimated9632 2 года назад +8

    5:29 this takes the saying "home sweet home" to another level

  • @the-chaos-artist
    @the-chaos-artist 3 года назад +928

    Now I understand why my dad told me that the chemists at his university were the wildest.

    • @nadiamillones9979
      @nadiamillones9979 3 года назад +43

      Physicists as well

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 3 года назад +15

      My mom told me that. Still wondering what she meant...

    • @arthurmead5341
      @arthurmead5341 3 года назад +8

      @@squirlmy in bed

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 3 года назад +6

      @@arthurmead5341 yeah, that was strictly a joke. Actually I'm the one who dated a physics major. One who got kicked out of William and Mary's, among other places. 😁

    • @literallyanangrymoose7717
      @literallyanangrymoose7717 3 года назад +5

      Yo, scientists in general are hella cool people

  • @devilmaylol
    @devilmaylol 3 года назад +666

    “So I went over to his lab, ran a sample, and then proceeded to be sad.”

    • @mannys9130
      @mannys9130 3 года назад +8

      I was kinda hoping this would be in here. I say that unironically now. 😸

  • @LostTimeLady
    @LostTimeLady Год назад +15

    Nile is such a loveable dork. Thank you for the video!

  • @onism8906
    @onism8906 Год назад +6

    hes so cute

  • @ShannonNolan101396scmn
    @ShannonNolan101396scmn 3 года назад +610

    9:16 when he drops the aerogel and just "-mmmm"

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 3 года назад +12

      He just got morshued

    • @-ruubi-7270
      @-ruubi-7270 3 года назад +7

      @@EdFanSus come back when you're a little, *mmmmm* richer!

    • @ethnicleanserberg7975
      @ethnicleanserberg7975 3 года назад +10

      He dropped the soap yo

    • @Jonksy
      @Jonksy 3 года назад +13

      @@ethnicleanserberg7975 hahaha sexual violence in prison is funny!

    • @andra_syawwal
      @andra_syawwal 3 года назад +6

      Why is there milk on the floor?

  • @HK_541
    @HK_541 3 года назад +1224

    5:37 actual footage of military-grade mcdonalds sprite

    • @masakisatoru5589
      @masakisatoru5589 3 года назад +6

      Still confused about that

    • @lord_toker
      @lord_toker 3 года назад +47

      the music is bumping though

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 года назад +9

      @@masakisatoru5589 as for McDonalds Sprite, it tastes different from other ways it can be bought because it’s stored and shipped differently

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 года назад +2

      That's just normal Sprite to me.

    • @peskypigeonx
      @peskypigeonx 2 года назад +4

      @@BinglesP it tastes like Florida

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken Год назад +6

    "We then open up the brand-new, *NEVER-BEFORE-USED* bottle of lube..."

  • @helmaksi
    @helmaksi Год назад +12

    Finally an "Out of context" video that actually is "Out of context" and not just weird stuff the subject says with full context explained in the same clip.

  • @mawfull
    @mawfull 3 года назад +887

    1:39
    *repeatedly beats disc with the intent of breaking it*
    disc: breaks
    nigel: *surprised pikachu*

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +11

      He shouldn’t be that surprised because he made that nylon badly, so I guess his shock is at how bad the nylon was made if it was rapped merely 34 times and broke when nylon is supposed to be far more sturdy?

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 2 года назад +8

      He attacked it 29 times.

    • @imafernandez5005
      @imafernandez5005 Год назад +16

      oOOOh nOOoo

  • @arbisy1604
    @arbisy1604 3 года назад +1589

    5:18 the way he said it so calmly

  • @marcellusaditya324
    @marcellusaditya324 2 года назад +5

    6:59 "spray the shhhi-stuff"

  • @boyifyoudont4792
    @boyifyoudont4792 2 года назад +2

    I think its not here, but I love his this quote from him : human can heal, but camera cant

  • @flying_vader_cats5292
    @flying_vader_cats5292 3 года назад +892

    I'm guessing this idea started when he said "and here's my poison."

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 3 года назад +51

      The poison
      The poison for NileRed
      The poison made specifically fpr NileRed
      NileReds Poison

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 года назад +4

      D'you do poison?

    • @flying_vader_cats5292
      @flying_vader_cats5292 3 года назад +3

      @@asmolbean9300 no, I think I might die if I did that XD

    • @tophatv2902
      @tophatv2902 3 года назад

      @@flying_vader_cats5292 wtf is wrong with your avatar?

    • @flying_vader_cats5292
      @flying_vader_cats5292 3 года назад +2

      @@tophatv2902 what's wrong with it?

  • @alohomora8315
    @alohomora8315 2 года назад +14

    8:55 reminds me of my annoying brother after he did something "cool"

  • @Itzaric
    @Itzaric Год назад +6

    3:46
    Nigel's wife: "honey, please stop gently holding that fuming liquid and come back to bed"
    Nigel: "...n no"

  • @iDontProgramInCpp
    @iDontProgramInCpp 3 года назад +2164

    "I was so amused with it I did it 23 more times" and "We can often just disregard nature" made me laugh

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 2 года назад

      Sup

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 2 года назад +43

      "We can often just disregard nature" has no right being so funny and here I am coughing, wheezing and laughing

    • @prashantadhimal
      @prashantadhimal 2 года назад +1

      @@keeganchick2171 what is the original video? I want to know the context behind it

    • @keeganchick2171
      @keeganchick2171 2 года назад +5

      @@prashantadhimal The original video is where NileRed makes raspberry perfume

    • @prashantadhimal
      @prashantadhimal 2 года назад

      @@keeganchick2171 thank you

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 3 года назад +659

    "We can glue it back together"
    *crash in background*
    "oh no"

  • @rachelxue1390
    @rachelxue1390 Год назад +4

    how can you not have a small crush on thus guy

  • @Samuel11959
    @Samuel11959 Год назад +4

    “There’s a kid on Amazon for just 10 dollars.

  • @Alexandra-st7fm
    @Alexandra-st7fm 3 года назад +3334

    i love listening to him talk. i watch his videos to sleep because his videos don't have extra noises, just his voice, and the chemistry things he's doing.

    • @triccele
      @triccele 3 года назад +76

      I'm glad I'm not the only one

    • @princessbladee7024
      @princessbladee7024 3 года назад +14

      me tooooo

    • @masakisatoru5589
      @masakisatoru5589 3 года назад +72

      Almost fell asleep many times because I watch his videos at like 2am

    • @reginnna
      @reginnna 3 года назад +5

      Same!!!

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 3 года назад +20

      In general there's a minimum of bullshit beyond what a normal human with a sense of humor might add to an informative video.

  • @nilepink
    @nilepink 3 года назад +1660

    Me in two sentences: "Safety first. No it's just stupidity last" 6:27

    • @snakecodm7249
      @snakecodm7249 2 года назад +10

      Nile pink :/ seriously. Theres another

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад +3

      Gen z in 2 sentences

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад

      @Alex Skarlatos tf

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 2 года назад +1

      @@snakecodm7249
      LET'S _GOOOOOO_
      But, fr though. That was the same thing _I_ thought...

  • @patrikgaming2997
    @patrikgaming2997 2 года назад +4

    4:21 "I think I almost broke my elbow But it thankfully didn't damage the camera

  • @artherius535
    @artherius535 3 года назад +1053

    2:30 imagine doing this in front of an 8th century peasant

    • @charliecat7321
      @charliecat7321 3 года назад +215

      I’m so dumb I though this said imagine doing this *to* an 8th century peasant

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 3 года назад +153

      @@charliecat7321 destroy the peasant

    • @NoOne-qi4tb
      @NoOne-qi4tb 3 года назад +22

      @@subg9165 flatten*

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 3 года назад +21

      @@NoOne-qi4tb i mean it'd still destroy the peasant most likely

    • @NoOne-qi4tb
      @NoOne-qi4tb 3 года назад +10

      @@subg9165 but in this case flatten

  • @bongothepsycho7280
    @bongothepsycho7280 3 года назад +365

    i'm still living for the "weak chemist arms" line

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 3 года назад +10

      All of the Weak Chemist Arm segments were my favorite.

  • @sunspot5530
    @sunspot5530 8 месяцев назад +3

    he’s so dry I’m a little bit in love with him

  • @raynmcdougall4722
    @raynmcdougall4722 2 года назад +15

    9:41 Chernobyl victims be like...

  • @SaffronTheBat
    @SaffronTheBat 3 года назад +858

    "we can often just disregard nature" humans in a nutshell

  • @valuabledoodles
    @valuabledoodles 3 года назад +8034

    “I could be bad at chemistry, but I’d prefer not to believe that”
    *chucks hammer into beaker*
    Edit: I know the context of the video guys you don’t have to keep telling me. I’m just making a joke.

    • @AEWYU
      @AEWYU 3 года назад +85

      me when i mix C02 and H20 and nothing happens

    • @fjcruzer1
      @fjcruzer1 3 года назад +21

      I’m having flashbacks to philosophy freshman year now

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 года назад +13

      Bob the builder is the best chemist

    • @samantoniak1657
      @samantoniak1657 3 года назад +27

      I thought this said chucks hamster into beaker.

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 года назад +18

      And that's how a chemist becomes, a physicist.

  • @laurens6654
    @laurens6654 11 месяцев назад +5

    Warning: Bromine can KILL YOU
    *2 seconds later*
    Bromine is a really cool element! :D

  • @satanno2790
    @satanno2790 Год назад +7

    His chemistry knowledge and goofy ah attitude makes him incredibly attractive

  • @20031bibi
    @20031bibi 3 года назад +895

    1:25 thats a real mood right there

  • @eyeluvviewtwo1814
    @eyeluvviewtwo1814 3 года назад +566

    “i kind of have a soft spot for fuming liquids”
    *cut*
    *Nile leans out of frame suddenly, hacking*
    “That was not good”

  • @PRAYINGMANTIS.
    @PRAYINGMANTIS. 11 месяцев назад +4

    He is so cute

  • @maria_isabella
    @maria_isabella Год назад +5

    “I kind of have a soft spot for fuming liquids “ 💀

  • @pineappleanimates
    @pineappleanimates 3 года назад +571

    2:41 "there ended up being an error"
    *drops container*

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 3 года назад +24

      First world problems in commercials be like:

    • @PxndaCakes
      @PxndaCakes 3 года назад +6

      "Is your phone at *49%?"*
      Person: "There's nothing I can do!" **Yeets the phone away**