The Science of Awkwardness

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @yagorg1492
    @yagorg1492 5 лет назад +24198

    - "Bye"
    - "See you soon"
    *Both proceed to walk the same way*

    • @ch-17vevo55
      @ch-17vevo55 5 лет назад +1236

      YagoRG and then you both turn the other way to prevent awkwardness but make it so much worse

    • @nerox8531
      @nerox8531 5 лет назад +794

      Thats why you ask which way they are going before you say bye

    • @dieshyguy2197
      @dieshyguy2197 5 лет назад +216

      @@nerox8531 but they you will feel weird so you keep walking then start sweating intensely

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 5 лет назад +350

      I think if this happened to me I would burst out laughing

    • @Flush.103
      @Flush.103 5 лет назад +267

      I just punch them in the gut and run

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 лет назад +12165

    The camera man is definitely feeling awkward because he’s trying to walk away from Michael but he just keeps on approaching

    • @theenviousfox7589
      @theenviousfox7589 5 лет назад +386

      Hoo, you're approaching me?

    • @llounfox9290
      @llounfox9290 5 лет назад +19

      Crix - Crox what does that mean

    • @deeperbobcat6996
      @deeperbobcat6996 4 года назад +72

      Llounfox You will never reach the truth

    • @llounfox9290
      @llounfox9290 4 года назад +18

      Deeper Bobcat I need help man

    • @llounfox9290
      @llounfox9290 4 года назад +14

      Adonis Rodriguez thanks for the suggestion it i will try it and see how it goes

  • @notmozart8866
    @notmozart8866 5 лет назад +15589

    When you send a message in a group chat but no one replies

    • @jasongjs9003
      @jasongjs9003 5 лет назад +180

      Not Mozart fr 😂

    • @sauceontoes3457
      @sauceontoes3457 5 лет назад +435

      This happened to me 5 mins ago

    • @jamiemcmillan6742
      @jamiemcmillan6742 5 лет назад +920

      That really pisses me off, especially if it's a question

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 5 лет назад +514

      You guys have group chats?

    • @Salthat
      @Salthat 5 лет назад +52

      How’s that awkward?

  • @Clankeh
    @Clankeh Год назад +1419

    Michael is so charismatic even his attempt at awkwardness oozes charisma

  • @thedynamicdoggo4155
    @thedynamicdoggo4155 4 года назад +5752

    “Nice weather today”
    “Thanks”

    • @ricomotions5416
      @ricomotions5416 4 года назад +174

      oh god

    • @observingatoms
      @observingatoms 4 года назад +213

      Whats the cringe here? I can control weather coz im god

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 4 года назад +41

      @@observingatoms.

    • @ClumsyYT
      @ClumsyYT 4 года назад +10

      @@observingatoms nah he meant you are thanking someone thinking you got a compliment

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 4 года назад +11

      @@observingatoms NO

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 4 года назад +6494

    "Nice weather today."
    "Thanks."
    "You're welcome."

  • @liambuffet3328
    @liambuffet3328 8 лет назад +4568

    "What is awkwardness, and who is the main character of the universe?"
    that escalated quickly.

  • @elongatedcarp6309
    @elongatedcarp6309 Год назад +3259

    I love how all vsauce videos are effectively timeless. A 7-12 year old video doesn't feel old at all. Any other video stands out so much if it's like 3+ years old

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 Год назад +53

      It's gonna blow your mind if you ever watch movies made before the 2000's

    • @psycho.artist
      @psycho.artist Год назад +52

      Oh my god, I would've never guessed this was from 8 years ago. Wow

    • @TheFilipFonky
      @TheFilipFonky Год назад +66

      @@pierreo33 dafuq? There are plenty of movies before the 2000s that aged well and others that aged terribly. That's got nothing to do with what that guy said

    • @MrPatPatriot223
      @MrPatPatriot223 Год назад +16

      I legit thought he posted this video recently until i saw your comment haha

    • @killjinxx
      @killjinxx Год назад

      @@pierreo33????

  • @badmontad
    @badmontad 4 года назад +12506

    "not illegal to sneeze on a crowded bus"
    me: ahhhhh the good old days

    • @raulgalets
      @raulgalets 4 года назад +173

      When you could also drink and drive, chew tobacco and smoke indoors

    • @KaiValentino-r5w
      @KaiValentino-r5w 3 года назад +71

      I found the comedian

    • @wolfgamiing89
      @wolfgamiing89 3 года назад +13

      Ahh yes...back in the old days!

    • @brentwebster2821
      @brentwebster2821 3 года назад +21

      I was thinking to myself about how well that aged too

    • @pre-d
      @pre-d 3 года назад +7

      900th like :0

  • @Sarfnic
    @Sarfnic 5 лет назад +37377

    If you're reading this, I'm a very small side character in your world.

    • @shovel5526
      @shovel5526 5 лет назад +3217

      true, I’ll probably forget about this comment u made in a week & until then, I’ll only remember u as one sentence you formed

    • @voidhorizons9096
      @voidhorizons9096 5 лет назад +1757

      Typical of me to get sentimental over a comment as simple as that

    • @Sarfnic
      @Sarfnic 5 лет назад +876

      @@shovel5526 Same here I guess. But, who knows how many secretly reoccurring characters there are.

    • @kettlefleet829
      @kettlefleet829 5 лет назад +262

      im the same to you

    • @emmadabdelkrim3073
      @emmadabdelkrim3073 5 лет назад +491

      At this moment you're the most important character I'm my life

  • @jaimitoelcartero5758
    @jaimitoelcartero5758 4 года назад +2241

    6:37 just imagine being on a first date and the other person body instinctively contracts into a protective fetal position because of an awkward silence

  • @kiwimiwi5452
    @kiwimiwi5452 2 года назад +1888

    I hate watching "cringey" things or shows that have embarrassing elements (a really common thing in many shows for kids and teens) because I always felt so dang embarrassed for the characters, so I usually just left the room. I think that's the main reason why I stopped watching shows entirely, I just couldn't deal with that awkwardness

    • @JustCallMeMikey
      @JustCallMeMikey 2 года назад +113

      i feel you on this. there are very little shows i enjoy bc i think everything is cringe

    • @shokingblazemangaming
      @shokingblazemangaming Год назад +39

      Reminds me of how horrible Americas got talent is

    • @trohpi
      @trohpi Год назад +68

      it happens most frequently to me when im reading embarrassing situations, reading them makes me want to throw the book across the room 😭 i usually just end up having to take a small break b4 persevering

    • @Skadi.-
      @Skadi.- Год назад +18

      Reading this comment making me cringe uncontrollably

    • @JustCallMeMikey
      @JustCallMeMikey Год назад +5

      @@Skadi.- im cringing rnrnrn

  • @HessSR
    @HessSR 8 лет назад +15885

    lol how is vsauce so good at acting awkward

    • @usermikaelm
      @usermikaelm 8 лет назад +1002

      Mekkel because he's a drama student

    • @HessSR
      @HessSR 8 лет назад +441

      Really?

    • @JustinMacFadden
      @JustinMacFadden 8 лет назад +267

      because he likes French fries

    • @ijs8548
      @ijs8548 8 лет назад +211

      Mekkel he always jump from down or from leaft or right.. its like watching a PowerPoint slides xD

    • @anntony5585
      @anntony5585 8 лет назад +35

      You should watch LAHWF

  • @jessealcorn1365
    @jessealcorn1365 4 года назад +3816

    The fact that he transitioned so smoothly between awkwardness and confidence made him seem even more comfortable with speaking in front of a camera than he already is.

    • @hassaniq0777
      @hassaniq0777 3 года назад +6

      Omggg 520 likes without replies??!!??!
      *LET'S FIX THAT*

    • @sable4539
      @sable4539 3 года назад +16

      @@hassaniq0777 why though

    • @hassaniq0777
      @hassaniq0777 3 года назад +3

      @@sable4539 sorry of that annoyed you

    • @sable4539
      @sable4539 3 года назад +4

      @@hassaniq0777 no dude don't worry

    • @floppywindsock
      @floppywindsock 3 года назад +4

      @@sable4539 so meta

  • @naryosh_
    @naryosh_ 8 лет назад +7224

    "You can't wear pants made out of molten lead." *Then what's the point of living*

    • @lebigmacke123
      @lebigmacke123 7 лет назад +79

      +100 I guess you can wear them once, don't give up on your dreams :)

    • @finleycastello6512
      @finleycastello6512 7 лет назад +5

      100, I SWEAR I HAVE SEEN YOU BEFORE IN THE COMMENT SECTION ON ANOTHER VIDEO! Same profile pic, same username.

    • @naryosh_
      @naryosh_ 7 лет назад +15

      Tell me where and I'll be amazed

    • @eyekosaeder5387
      @eyekosaeder5387 7 лет назад +5

      100 just stick to mercury meanwhile... molten and, like lead, poisonous. 😂

    • @JimMy-js2bu
      @JimMy-js2bu 7 лет назад +16

      I take it as a challenge :)

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 Год назад +51

    12:27 I think I first experienced “sonder” at around the age of 8. It’s good to have words for these things because then we can actually talk about them rather than having these curious nameless thoughts trapped in your brain unable to be communicated properly.

  • @herc5639
    @herc5639 5 лет назад +3326

    "enjoy your meal"
    *You too*

    • @SkillUpMobileGaming
      @SkillUpMobileGaming 5 лет назад +131

      Jokes are like food; some people just don't get it.

    • @jakegarza2671
      @jakegarza2671 5 лет назад +70

      @@SkillUpMobileGaming looks like africa needs more comedians lol

    • @ghostofbungie9780
      @ghostofbungie9780 5 лет назад +13

      OH MY GOD IVE DONE THIS SO MANY TIMES

    • @grunstudio
      @grunstudio 5 лет назад +80

      Hey how are you?
      Fine and you?
      Fine and you? (Oh shit)

    • @danny55531
      @danny55531 5 лет назад +15

      This could be fixed by simply adding "When the time comes"

  • @jupie1471
    @jupie1471 4 года назад +1705

    " Be careful the food may be a little hot "
    " You too "

    • @michealpants
      @michealpants 4 года назад +21

      @disabled account no it couldnt

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 4 года назад +44

      There's an easy solution to this. *Start a food-fight.*

    • @Ondra_rx7
      @Ondra_rx7 4 года назад +14

      @disabled account yea I wanna try to say that to a girl rn

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 4 года назад +8

      @@Ondra_rx7 So, how awkward was it?

    • @Ondra_rx7
      @Ondra_rx7 4 года назад +30

      @@sasdagreat8052 u rlly think I can talk to girls?

  • @ot2081
    @ot2081 8 лет назад +15420

    thank you, bald science man

    • @rainbowisticfarts
      @rainbowisticfarts 7 лет назад +288

      but he has 4 k g
      mustach

    • @mingzijeff5431
      @mingzijeff5431 7 лет назад +105

      Kirby superstar lol dude, all he said was bald, and you start attacking him, its hilarious you think thats an insult

    • @Lucas.02.
      @Lucas.02. 7 лет назад +24

      kirby superstar was that a joke? Please say that was a joke.

    • @GodsTodd
      @GodsTodd 7 лет назад +16

      kirby superstar are you trolling or joking?

    • @ihavenosociallifedaddy0253
      @ihavenosociallifedaddy0253 7 лет назад +65

      Bald man of science

  • @SwampyTT
    @SwampyTT Год назад +149

    "it effects all of you." is he saying that it doesnt effect him and he is the main character of the universe

  • @vanrosenthal8236
    @vanrosenthal8236 5 лет назад +932

    Cashier: “Receipt in bag?”
    Me: “you too”

    • @TotallyNotSena
      @TotallyNotSena 4 года назад +147

      Cashier proceeds to get in the bag

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 4 года назад +45

      @@TotallyNotSena nice hentai plot will adapt

    • @alexconnolly5448
      @alexconnolly5448 4 года назад +23

      that's one of the best comments ever I've been laughing for a while

    • @sentosaco
      @sentosaco 4 года назад +9

      I got so excited, I busted a nut for this comment. As a former retail employee, my body developed a new organ to process all of the cringe that I had to endure for working in a store.

    • @anonymebande8561
      @anonymebande8561 4 года назад +19

      Cashier: „Receipt in Bag?“ Me:“you too!“ Cashier: „ Have a great day“ Me: „No, thanks :)“ *ooof* moment

  • @jonathan-zo9nh
    @jonathan-zo9nh 4 года назад +2967

    Me: time to sleep
    Brain: heres some cringey stuff happened last year

    • @gokulkrishna9037
      @gokulkrishna9037 3 года назад +54

      OMG so true so true so true so true

    • @tunahairextensions5008
      @tunahairextensions5008 3 года назад +45

      its alright, if you remember a cringe moment it means you have developed as a person :)

    • @pixtronzx123
      @pixtronzx123 3 года назад +3

      @parpanbacyrcym well true. it also depends on that person

    • @diegomo1413
      @diegomo1413 3 года назад +10

      Mine sometimes goes for the classics, from 5 years ago 😀🔫

    • @NoSaysJo
      @NoSaysJo 3 года назад

      @@Reality_Gamer_2 tf are you on about you git

  • @yeehaw142
    @yeehaw142 4 года назад +2736

    "It's not illegal to sneeze on a bus without covering your nose"
    2020:

    • @jackr4507
      @jackr4507 4 года назад +11

      was just thinking this

    • @kaidenthestar
      @kaidenthestar 4 года назад +20

      *Wait thats illegal-*

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 4 года назад +1

      @Carl Kirchhoff The funniest.

    • @mrinfo2821
      @mrinfo2821 4 года назад +5

      Wear a 😷 at least

    • @badaboom8843
      @badaboom8843 4 года назад +3

      cus these days everyones a complete pussy brainwashed fukwad. I hate how weak we are becoming

  • @collidingforces9589
    @collidingforces9589 Год назад +606

    To me feeling awkward is the inability to face ourselves as imperfect. We seek perfection in order to be loved by others. That is the biggest error a human can make. We are absolutely imperfect and we need to learn to laugh at ourselves and voice it out to others. It's good medicine.

    • @JarredG1
      @JarredG1 Год назад +6

      Good point 👍

    • @laurencereynolds7626
      @laurencereynolds7626 Год назад +5

      Ion think it's that deep

    • @suhanasid
      @suhanasid Год назад +31

      @@laurencereynolds7626 it is

    • @teagan914
      @teagan914 Год назад +21

      @@laurencereynolds7626it is a complex subject

    • @helmerdelcito3941
      @helmerdelcito3941 Год назад +9

      I really wish I could just act like a normal human being
      I can tell how awkward people behave around me, and that makes me consequently awkward. It's gotten to a point where I wonder if it has anything to do with my appearance

  • @Shmozone
    @Shmozone 8 лет назад +2343

    I think it's awesome how every single person has their own life story as complex as your own.

    • @adamdrury5556
      @adamdrury5556 8 лет назад +47

      Deathshredder58 i think its awesome that beyond our stories and thoughts we are all the same thing but one big communicating plasm of signals

    • @Zigby_
      @Zigby_ 8 лет назад +85

      Deathshredder58 here's a good analogy for people
      People are like icebergs viewed from the sky, appearing small but in reality are huge and complex below the surface

    • @iwantmykidssusan4941
      @iwantmykidssusan4941 8 лет назад +18

      Deathshredder58 what if it's a simulation and you're the control

    • @cliffordtan5472
      @cliffordtan5472 8 лет назад +85

      i think its cool that even though we are the main characters of our own lives, for others we are just part of their backgrounds.

    • @lemonmint5851
      @lemonmint5851 8 лет назад

      Deo LeBrundo Sim 3?

  • @YoMamasLlama22
    @YoMamasLlama22 4 года назад +2510

    A conversation I had in passing:
    “Hey, good to see you”
    “Good, you?”
    “You too”
    “Enjoy your day”

    • @That-One-Auden
      @That-One-Auden 4 года назад +21

      Haha

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh 4 года назад +207

      I was so tired and rushed one day that I said 'How's it doing?' To someone, then immediately tried to regain my balance and said, "how are you going?" Lmao

    • @Maca64N
      @Maca64N 4 года назад +37

      @@7yep4336dfgvvh as a non-native English speaking person, I don't see the error. D:

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh 4 года назад +6

      @@Maca64N lol

    • @MatVeiQaaa
      @MatVeiQaaa 4 года назад +19

      @@7yep4336dfgvvh i, as a non-native too, would describe it as maybe slightly weird (but acceptable), but overall it wouldnt matter and fly out of my attention in next 10 seconds.

  • @BG-dq9pp
    @BG-dq9pp 4 года назад +1980

    “The science of Awkwardness”
    1 minute later
    *Who is the main character of the universe?*

    • @anch95
      @anch95 4 года назад +43

      Michael Scott

    • @tinystrider1848
      @tinystrider1848 4 года назад +17

      Yep,classic michael

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 4 года назад +15

      I read your comment and thought you were joking.

    • @riwjr
      @riwjr 4 года назад +6

      Frisk

    • @Cat-ki3hy
      @Cat-ki3hy 4 года назад +1

      Mario lol

  • @Newfsters
    @Newfsters Год назад +23

    Ngl, Michael made me tear up with this one, as I have recently developed a horrible fear of what others think about me, and now I understand that they don't. All this from an eight year old video.

  • @daynejosephh
    @daynejosephh 8 лет назад +1281

    This video is the ultimate cure for my anxiety over all the stupid & awkward stuff I do every day.

    • @imnotaweebyounormie547
      @imnotaweebyounormie547 8 лет назад

      lmao

    • @Jixaw15
      @Jixaw15 8 лет назад +1

      h

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 8 лет назад +55

      It was the epiphany that people will barely spend any time thinking about you that really helped with my social anxiety. I turned it the other way: I listed everyone I know and realised I hardly spend much time at all thinking about any one person.

    • @synthwhore
      @synthwhore 8 лет назад +2

      Exactly what i was thinking! Its like thearapy to my awkwardness!

    • @abdipfy
      @abdipfy 8 лет назад +1

      Same. x'3

  • @jimmypratt
    @jimmypratt 4 года назад +9924

    I refuse to believe Michael has ever been awkward. He’s too charismatic. In a...enthusiastic cult leader way.

    • @yoongiboongi7307
      @yoongiboongi7307 4 года назад +143

      Deadass. 😂😂😂😂

    • @PULVERIZER01
      @PULVERIZER01 3 года назад +111

      Lol he even looks like joeseph seed..

    • @rando0ne975
      @rando0ne975 3 года назад +43

      *an
      I'm not sorry

    • @psicopaticduck
      @psicopaticduck 3 года назад +8

      @@PULVERIZER01 yo i found a ubisoft fan

    • @psicopaticduck
      @psicopaticduck 3 года назад +9

      @@PULVERIZER01 i didn't knew they existed

  • @ConnorsXbox
    @ConnorsXbox 4 года назад +3158

    “Hey how are you?”
    “Not bad yourself?”
    “Not bad you?”

  • @kaigogov5453
    @kaigogov5453 Год назад +21

    i love this video. I have a lot of anxiety about social interactions and a large part of what makes me anxious is the possibility of an awkward interaction. Fully explaining the concept of sonder really helped me out with calming my anxiety about such awkward situations lingering in my mind. Thanks Vsauce!

  • @bills1377
    @bills1377 4 года назад +2102

    Waiter: "Enjoy your food"
    Me: "You too"

  • @anguskeenan4932
    @anguskeenan4932 4 года назад +2508

    “Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order?”
    “Sorry”

  • @churmmmcuz2823
    @churmmmcuz2823 5 лет назад +1346

    “What is awkwardness? Why is it good? And... Who is the main character of the universe?”
    Wait, what?

  • @sp00kyd4ddy6
    @sp00kyd4ddy6 Год назад +39

    One thing I learned as an awkward kid growing up was that mentioning awkward situations when they arise usually gets rid of any tension from others

  • @kaamn1829
    @kaamn1829 6 лет назад +1758

    i came here to get unawkward.

    • @sidneyverite1219
      @sidneyverite1219 5 лет назад +8

      Nope

    • @TrounceJ
      @TrounceJ 5 лет назад +32

      Didnt work

    • @plxnetastro
      @plxnetastro 5 лет назад +38

      Knowing the problem is the first step to fixing your issue!! Good luck!!

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 5 лет назад +8

      In order to not make something awkward, you should not say anything at all lol

    • @iiromutanen5719
      @iiromutanen5719 5 лет назад +3

      123MRFRIENDZONED your username and comment are a good duo

  • @ezman-vn8zy
    @ezman-vn8zy 5 лет назад +1360

    "You can't wear pants made out of molten lead."
    Well, there goes my Friday night.

    • @mr.nolife4697
      @mr.nolife4697 5 лет назад +16

      I wanna see what your weekends are like

    • @ezman-vn8zy
      @ezman-vn8zy 5 лет назад +26

      @@mr.nolife4697 Oh believe me you don't

    • @mr.nolife4697
      @mr.nolife4697 5 лет назад +7

      @@ezman-vn8zy clowns, peanut butter, and hardcord acts of intimacy that would cause God to shutter?

    • @ezman-vn8zy
      @ezman-vn8zy 5 лет назад +14

      @@mr.nolife4697 h-how did you...
      How did you know?

    • @mr.nolife4697
      @mr.nolife4697 5 лет назад +6

      @@ezman-vn8zy lucky guess?

  • @juanalvarado4723
    @juanalvarado4723 3 года назад +4728

    "What is awkwardness, and who is *the main character of the universe* "
    That caught me off guard

    • @kingretro2360
      @kingretro2360 3 года назад +27

      Yeah same

    • @dude1473
      @dude1473 2 года назад +10

      Same lol

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 2 года назад +113

      I think the relevance is we only find things awkward because we feel we’re the main character and everyone else are judges. waiting to make an opinion on us and our behavior

    • @pastorofmuppets9346
      @pastorofmuppets9346 2 года назад +15

      Thought it was gonna be followed up with the classic "and how much does it weigh?"

    • @Villakeen
      @Villakeen 2 года назад +13

      It caught you all off guard because you think you’re the main character of the universe.

  • @sonicdoll99
    @sonicdoll99 Месяц назад +3

    i’m going through a breakup and your videos help me so much in distracting myself from the sadness that comes along with it, thanks michael.

  • @Eedelia01
    @Eedelia01 4 года назад +996

    Finally, this explains why I can't watch awkward social moments in movies. I always find an excuse to leave so as to not watch because it makes my muscles physically hurt.

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie 4 года назад +69

      I can't watch most reality tv. Even interviews, like on late night talk shows, I can only sit through about half the time. Yup, I know that tense muscle feeling.

    • @bills1377
      @bills1377 4 года назад +32

      U guys should watch impractical jokers 😂

    • @miranda.cooper
      @miranda.cooper 4 года назад +26

      This is why I hate what I call "dumb comedy" where the "funny" part is that they're so clueless lol

    • @emmote77
      @emmote77 4 года назад +32

      It's so bad for me I can't even watch the news when they interview someone from the general public. I know before it even happens that it's going to hurt so I have to leave. It's horrible. I hate being EEE.

    • @antarchi80
      @antarchi80 4 года назад +19

      Me too! I cringe so much I can’t even watch certain scenes from Harry Potter despite knowing exactly what happens. It causes me physical pain and I always have to skip it or walk away or put the video on mute

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 8 лет назад +15237

    Why doesn't school teach us like vsauce does.

    • @daniel117100
      @daniel117100 8 лет назад +694

      because most people only become teachers because they are too stupid or lazy to get a good job with their degree

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 8 лет назад +327

      daniel117100 well then i will become a teacher

    • @adrianpawlik6616
      @adrianpawlik6616 8 лет назад +225

      daniel117100 More like they dont want a different job because they would rather just have an easy job. Despite what people might think the job of a teacher is actually quite easy. You just repeat what you already know, you dont need to work to hard either physically or mentally. The only downside is that kids can be shits but just like patients at the doctor or people buying at the shop or getting a taxi etc. Basically in most jobs you encounter people who will make your job harder/more annoying from time to time

    • @daniel117100
      @daniel117100 8 лет назад +100

      +Adrian Pawlik I'm currently in high school and I can't understand why they get paid for the extremely little they do

    • @chickendew2223
      @chickendew2223 8 лет назад +370

      +daniel117100 Well the bad ones yeah... But the good ones they deserve more money. They work harder than they need to for their pay just so we get good grades that allow us to earn way more than they ever will. I have a huge amount of respect for good teachers. The fact they work harder than they need to for our benefit is so generous.

  • @FormulaJuan75
    @FormulaJuan75 2 месяца назад +14

    It's been 9 years how has nobody noticed his fly is open in the intro

  • @andreea8188
    @andreea8188 5 лет назад +2109

    The weather is so nice today huh?
    *Thanks*

    • @riku4861
      @riku4861 5 лет назад +19

      Spinach and Scenery this reply chain is so awkwardly funny

    • @riku4861
      @riku4861 5 лет назад +16

      Spinach and Scenery ah thanks you too

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 5 лет назад +16

      @Spinach and Scenery y-you too

    • @ikkuhishikawa7982
      @ikkuhishikawa7982 5 лет назад +21

      YES MORTAL
      I AM THE WEATHER

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 5 лет назад

      ahhahahah @@ikkuhishikawa7982

  • @leandrotavarez9
    @leandrotavarez9 6 лет назад +4617

    When I forget someone's name they automatically become bro

    • @gareyal3172
      @gareyal3172 6 лет назад +451

      When I forget someone's name they automatically become "hey"

    • @ChaosRayZero
      @ChaosRayZero 6 лет назад +100

      @LTU MOVIES
      Then there's that *awkward* moment when people call me "dude" or "bro" online, and I can't help but *wonder if they think I'm* some annoying weirdo when I bother to correct them that I'm actually a "dudette" or "sistah." >﹏>

    • @gareyal3172
      @gareyal3172 6 лет назад +77

      @@ChaosRayZero that's why I just say "hey" because its gender neutral

    • @leandrotavarez9
      @leandrotavarez9 6 лет назад +11

      @@ChaosRayZero Now if you were to change you channel name or profile picture we wouldn't have to go through these problems

    • @ChaosRayZero
      @ChaosRayZero 6 лет назад +8

      @@leandrotavarez9
      I've asked before why people think I'm male. I've ONCE before gotten the answer "your screen name", but the person didn't elaborate when I asked why. =^/
      Not to mention there was no difference during the time when I temporarily changed my profile pic to Vanellope Von Schweets.

  • @3FishProductions
    @3FishProductions 4 года назад +4968

    Vsauce: it's not illegal not to cover a sneeze
    Corona-Virus: *laughs microscopically*

  • @BlooperDragon
    @BlooperDragon 5 дней назад +4

    And why did RUclips happen to suggest this video 9 years later?

  • @karllogan8809
    @karllogan8809 5 лет назад +459

    The funny thing about awkwardness is, the more you're worried about it, the more awkward you'll be.
    But some of us just can't stop worrying about it some times.

    • @NobodyYouKnow01
      @NobodyYouKnow01 4 года назад +6

      And some of us can't stop worrying

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад

      @@NobodyYouKnow01 gad, lol

    • @hahahahaha315
      @hahahahaha315 4 года назад +1

      @@NobodyYouKnow01 that's-

    • @Zikeal-d4l
      @Zikeal-d4l 4 года назад +8

      It's so common that I even invented a system for it,
      If it's getting awkward, just accept it to be.. and then it all suddenly stops, and if it didn't work. Well at least ur still correct for accepting it in the first place.

    • @rickclev6152
      @rickclev6152 4 года назад

      True

  • @quatreunhuit
    @quatreunhuit 5 лет назад +802

    If we're all the protagonist of our own story/life then every interractions I have with other people is a crossover.

    • @lij4335
      @lij4335 5 лет назад +4

      Krenjura 🤯

    • @squidlytv
      @squidlytv 5 лет назад +84

      Marvel ain't got nothing on Earth.

    • @samyuktag4842
      @samyuktag4842 5 лет назад +10

      Krenjura hi I’m just a random character

    • @hewhomustnotbenamed5912
      @hewhomustnotbenamed5912 5 лет назад +4

      I'm guessing Trump the UN is the real life equivalent of the Avengers movies.

    • @davivasconcelos7632
      @davivasconcelos7632 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@samyuktag4842 hello i'm just a random character who liked your comment

  • @namelessperson2732
    @namelessperson2732 4 года назад +2638

    “It’s not illegal to not cover a sneeze when on a crowded bus”
    2020: hmmmm

  • @nadirbn5199
    @nadirbn5199 Месяц назад +4

    This video changed my perspective about my self and others , we just don’t matter , no one matters really.

  • @marilynm7806
    @marilynm7806 8 лет назад +1900

    how many strangers have photos of me in the background? how many times have i been an extra in someone elses life? i ask myself these questions alot

    • @TeganBurns
      @TeganBurns 8 лет назад +243

      Welp you're currently an extra in my life.
      Hello stranger on the internet that I'll never know anything about!! That's pretty weird to think about...

    • @radRadiolarian
      @radRadiolarian 8 лет назад +169

      Ari McGuire someone took a picture at a restaurant and i was in the background throwing up

    • @gingerbreadman7729
      @gingerbreadman7729 8 лет назад +68

      how many times ones have you been a RUclips comment that someone scrolled right by?

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse 8 лет назад +36

      By virtue of me seeing your comment, you are now an extra in my life.

    • @arcaderabbit7788
      @arcaderabbit7788 8 лет назад +36

      Here's my own self insertion as an extra character

  • @Iosima
    @Iosima 5 лет назад +1726

    What is awkwardness?
    *skip 5 seconds by accident*
    Who is the main character of the universe?

    • @damienbenson9985
      @damienbenson9985 5 лет назад +17

      original

    • @yacy5954
      @yacy5954 5 лет назад +9

      @@damienbenson9985 very.

    • @kath.h.523
      @kath.h.523 5 лет назад

      don't get it

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins 5 лет назад +8

      @@kath.h.523 Boy. He's talking bout' the first five seconds of the video. Go rewatch it.

    • @kath.h.523
      @kath.h.523 5 лет назад +2

      @@Untiforgins Still don't get it

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 5 лет назад +938

    Someone in the elevator: Hey what's that smell?
    You: (rambling) what's a fart?

    • @Prometheus335
      @Prometheus335 5 лет назад +25

      Lmao,this comment deserves more

    • @TwiStedTentom
      @TwiStedTentom 5 лет назад +6

      @Heartlavender First you referred to him at "they" then you called him a "he" and then you called him a "their".
      WHICH IS IT

    • @retroruin4917
      @retroruin4917 5 лет назад +12

      @@TwiStedTentom I like to keep it a mystery

    • @TwiStedTentom
      @TwiStedTentom 5 лет назад

      @@retroruin4917 🤣🤣

    • @sauceontoes3457
      @sauceontoes3457 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @f5tornado831
    @f5tornado831 Год назад +3

    I think I started getting sonder a few years ago. I remember the time I saw one kid walk into his house one day when I was walking home, and then I thought, that kid is probably experiencing the same thing as me, walking home, ready to relax and play games, go to school again, live out a life. We later became friends, although the friendship didn't last long because we never talked during the summer. Now, every time I walk past someone, make eye contact with someone and quickly look away, or see someone in the distance, I remind myself that they are also living a life, thinking about stuff, and probably also thinking about me and what I thought about them when we walked by. And then, sometimes at night, I think of my struggles, then remind myself that there are 8 BILLION people in the world who also had struggles just as hard as mine, or even much worse. Every person who has seen my videos or subscribed to me also did that while watching RUclips, like I am right now and are currently doing stuff as we speak, every youtube I watch is doing something right now and living a life, everyone is someone.

  • @huhneat1076
    @huhneat1076 4 года назад +1919

    My grandma: "You're so handsome, you must get all the girls!"
    Me:

    • @nahfid2003
      @nahfid2003 4 года назад +53

      @Aakriti Poudel nice try grandma

    • @hlw2499
      @hlw2499 4 года назад +27

      So hum ... is your grandma single ?

    • @Rinkawaiii
      @Rinkawaiii 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @thanoscube8573
      @thanoscube8573 4 года назад +3

      Lol my grandfather in a nutshell, I needed this

    • @daddylonglegs1538
      @daddylonglegs1538 4 года назад +1

      So fkn truuuu

  • @obscuresorrows
    @obscuresorrows 9 лет назад +376

    Thank you so much for the kind words in this video Michael! Amazing as always.

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  9 лет назад +69

      The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows No, thank YOU!

    • @kalapradeep2362
      @kalapradeep2362 9 лет назад

      JeansTeeShirt Me too:)

    • @anupamverma2133
      @anupamverma2133 9 лет назад

      +The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows Subscribed.

  • @xochitlmarkey2972
    @xochitlmarkey2972 5 лет назад +1040

    About to walk pass someone: "don't look at them, Dont look at the-"
    Someone: stares at you.

    • @kaninbullenyt1803
      @kaninbullenyt1803 5 лет назад +24

      Feels like it happends everytime you walk outside, dang

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 5 лет назад +36

      Just look at them bro

    • @hobimin3091
      @hobimin3091 5 лет назад +38

      Just look at them like you are a psychopath, with enlarged eyes look at their forehead as if you have seen a ghost.

    • @drakonix487
      @drakonix487 4 года назад +3

      Yeah until they fall in love

    • @karstenshields1694
      @karstenshields1694 4 года назад +25

      Make eye contact even harder to establish dominance

  • @jameswalton5733
    @jameswalton5733 2 года назад +3

    3:05 its awkward that this video is 7 years old and this clip is still relevant in 2022

  • @dreugh424
    @dreugh424 4 года назад +458

    Michael: "What is awkward?"
    Michael, later: "Who is the main character of the universe?"
    Michael, later still: "But... you can't wear pants made of molten lead."

    • @thankyouturkey495
      @thankyouturkey495 4 года назад +3

      Actually

    • @zenon459
      @zenon459 4 года назад +3

      Its funny how you could take multiple line out of context in one vsauce video, and have them be in no relation whatsoever, i guess thats why we love him so much

    • @ChaiKirbs
      @ChaiKirbs 4 года назад

      @nathaniel gray the leidenfrost effect doesn't apply here, because the leidenfrost effect happens when a colder thing is evaporated (or occasionally sublimated) by a hotter thing, forming a gas bubble. Your legs aren't vaporizing in this case, so no air bubble = no leidenfrost effect.

  • @tashaz1232
    @tashaz1232 4 года назад +1566

    When he showed the clip of Biden, I knew he was a time traveler.

    • @barnacles1352
      @barnacles1352 4 года назад +2

      TashaZ123 how?

    • @ballsach8864
      @ballsach8864 4 года назад +109

      Creepy joe has been molesting for ever

    • @pranavlimaye
      @pranavlimaye 4 года назад +18

      Yes Joe is pretty creepy, but what does that have to do with time travel?

    • @mannyyy6993
      @mannyyy6993 4 года назад +19

      this was the comment I've been looking for 😂

    • @akpabuwal
      @akpabuwal 4 года назад +36

      @Galaxi theyre both creeps, Joe is just less creepy

  • @Gachimon2000
    @Gachimon2000 4 года назад +417

    - "Did somebody just fart?"
    - "Fart? I don't know what that is"

    • @TheMusicLauncher
      @TheMusicLauncher 4 года назад +14

      Ah OK have a nice day

    • @WolfbloodJakeWilliams
      @WolfbloodJakeWilliams 4 года назад +8

      “You keep using that word, I don’t think I know what it means.”

    • @Anc1ent527
      @Anc1ent527 4 года назад +5

      Fart? Oh you mean the Danish word for speed, okay

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 года назад +6

      @@Anc1ent527 thanks for the insight

    • @howardty2733
      @howardty2733 4 года назад

      What

  • @jakobkain224
    @jakobkain224 8 месяцев назад +9

    best therapist session ive had

  • @Lee-mv3im
    @Lee-mv3im 7 лет назад +3068

    There's a spooky skeleton inside your body right now copying everything you do.

    • @Haufenis
      @Haufenis 7 лет назад +76

      Blue eyes white Pepe the best comment I have ever read on a Vsauce video by far

    • @fennec4234
      @fennec4234 7 лет назад +142

      YO THATS FUCKING SCARY WHEN YOU IMAGINE IT

    • @Lee-mv3im
      @Lee-mv3im 7 лет назад +95

      wait what?
      this was supposed to get lost in the comments.
      and i got likes.

    • @wortwortwort117
      @wortwortwort117 7 лет назад +18

      Blue eyes white Pepe holy shit! I can feel it now!

    • @carlosmarco9865
      @carlosmarco9865 7 лет назад +4

      Blue eyes white Pepe even blinking?

  • @soramadoo4630
    @soramadoo4630 4 года назад +530

    "nice weather today"
    "you too"

    • @excore1322
      @excore1322 4 года назад +2

      Well, uhh that was umm kinda... unexpected?

    • @simonblaha
      @simonblaha 4 года назад +8

      I mean, to me, it sounds like a sweet compliment.

    • @alpine02
      @alpine02 4 года назад +6

      kinda smooth ngl

    • @MatVeiQaaa
      @MatVeiQaaa 4 года назад +5

      thats smooth as fuck if done intentionally!

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 года назад +2

      Im gonna steal this as pickup line

  • @jonhattan.beatbox
    @jonhattan.beatbox 7 лет назад +2524

    Vsauce: what is awkwardness?
    Me: oh this is pretty interesting
    Vsauce: and what is THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE UNIVERSE
    Me: *INTENSE BREATHING*

  • @TweekLudwig
    @TweekLudwig Год назад +26

    VSauce giving all the examples at the start, but he missed the biggest one:
    Waving at someone you thought was waving at you

  • @Zigby_
    @Zigby_ 8 лет назад +403

    When you try to move out of the way of somebody and they move the same way

  • @isee1158
    @isee1158 2 года назад +2499

    I never realized how much this video helped me. That sonder realization truly put so much into perspective for me as a younger man. I struggled a lot with social anxiety, almost crippled by the fear of what others thought, worried about every little thing I did, each movement down to my every breath brought me anxiety at the thought of been thought down upon by random strangers. Only when I saw this video did I realize that each other person around me was probably in a somewhat similar mindset, too caught up in their own lives and thoughts to give me a second thought. Suddenly I felt dumb, wasting all that time worrying, when there was nothing to be afraid of. Thanks Vsauce, and thank you Michael, you gave me a freedom I can't thank you enough for.

    • @just_a_sad_song517
      @just_a_sad_song517 2 года назад +50

      Lol so im in the same situation(I mean I have bad social anxiety)and accidentally Just started watching vsauce

    • @watchinvideos
      @watchinvideos 2 года назад +112

      Well, anxious mindset is half of the problem with social anxiety, the other half is years of being conditioned to behave this way, which takes quite some time and effort to unlearn.

    • @stan3449
      @stan3449 2 года назад +6

      @@watchinvideos Yep.

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime Год назад +5

      Yeah, I used to have that when I returned to school after a 1.5 year quarantine, it went away with tine somehow

    • @LucyjayneH
      @LucyjayneH Год назад +2

      I hope the effects will be similar for me

  • @FarHowling
    @FarHowling 8 лет назад +1534

    I've been in that handshake-Fistbump dilemma way too often. Last time it happened I shook the other persons fist.

    • @seanjhardy
      @seanjhardy 8 лет назад +26

      FarHowling try to use handshakes for first impressions or your boss or for formal occasions, use the fist bump for friends. Its also easier to stick to one type instead of changing.

    • @Baconmanperson
      @Baconmanperson 8 лет назад +41

      I usually make the decision that we are adults and we will shake hands. If they go for a fist bump I just say, "nah, shake my hand." so they're wrong.

    • @Whahaa
      @Whahaa 8 лет назад +36

      The best way to avoid that situation is not to change. If the other person goes in for a fistbump and you go in for a handshake, most often both of you will change. If you put out your hand, just keep it there and let the other person shake your hand.

    • @superymariowest2403
      @superymariowest2403 8 лет назад +2

      where I am handshakes are standard when in business or meeting acquaintances and colleagues. Even among friends we greet with a handshake-to-hug or a standard handshake to backpat or standard handshake.
      Fistbumps are dated and impractical (usually miss lol) so they're rarely used in my area. Go for the Handshake, less awkward

    • @Kathkere
      @Kathkere 8 лет назад

      Never experienced it myself. I have, however, experienced high five-fistbump mixups. And those tend to get awkward, no matter how much you try to joke it off. :p

  • @dopa9
    @dopa9 Год назад +4

    There is no Sonder feeling to come back to Vsauce videos after many years.
    You are a legend Michael Stevens.

  • @Oreggon
    @Oreggon 6 лет назад +1417

    But what *is* awkwardness?
    *two seconds later*
    And who is the main character of the universe?

    • @thecococquartz1095
      @thecococquartz1095 6 лет назад +82

      *M U S I C P L A Y S*

    • @KMakoENVtuber
      @KMakoENVtuber 6 лет назад +17

      *Carl Sagan hits blunt* whut

    • @intoxicatedmichael4398
      @intoxicatedmichael4398 6 лет назад +34

      Its funny how it always sounds ridiculous, but then when you watch the entire video both of those questions tied together make sense

    • @Bonniebelle_00__
      @Bonniebelle_00__ 6 лет назад +2

      That distracted me too questioning what life actually means

    • @ethanwashoe5868
      @ethanwashoe5868 6 лет назад

      donald trump currently is the most talked about, so I suppose right now he is the main character.

  • @aLukepop
    @aLukepop 7 лет назад +334

    How is he so... watchable. His movements and his presentations are so smooth.

    • @joshcohen29
      @joshcohen29 6 лет назад +8

      Agreed

    • @AzazelHash281
      @AzazelHash281 6 лет назад +28

      Because we are vsauce and he is Micheal

    • @Beck-Dv
      @Beck-Dv 6 лет назад +7

      He's mastered the manipulation of the masses, he tricks you into thinking he's saying something special, when is not. But his spekaing, eye contact, editing (including the sources cheat), people like it and enjoy it even though they don't actually dones't say much of anything.

    • @richy6104
      @richy6104 6 лет назад

      Dave C R and what if I don't usually watch these videos until he says, "look" or "watch"

    • @paritosh4361
      @paritosh4361 6 лет назад

      Or is he?

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas 6 лет назад +340

    *”You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.”*
    That’s a really good quote, one I will remember for the rest of my life.

    • @fuckyshityfuckshit
      @fuckyshityfuckshit 6 лет назад +26

      You forgot about it didnt you ?

    • @eliasfunez9982
      @eliasfunez9982 6 лет назад +3

      @@fuckyshityfuckshit yup im guessing he did

    • @justaperson2269
      @justaperson2269 5 лет назад +2

      I repeated the same thing in my head a lot of time and my depression would say that nobody will ever care about you so yeah :/

    • @sheldoncoomlord6267
      @sheldoncoomlord6267 5 лет назад

      @@justaperson2269 h

  • @qusaiagha5852
    @qusaiagha5852 4 года назад +477

    "look its raining today"
    "same"

  • @austinlittle1664
    @austinlittle1664 4 года назад +672

    "Hey how are you?"
    "I'm good, how are you?"
    "Great, how are you doing?"
    ".....doing well"

    • @giv3578
      @giv3578 4 года назад +15

      Austin Little oh my.

    • @custommediacreations
      @custommediacreations 4 года назад +22

      I make this mistake all the time.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 4 года назад +23

      This keeps going on for the rest of *time itself*

    • @poplee6478
      @poplee6478 4 года назад +3

      All of these kind of phrases lol. I call other people my name all the time lol.

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ 4 года назад +24

      @@yellobanana6456
      "Hey how are you?"
      "I'm good, how are you?"
      "Great, how are you doing?"
      "..Doing well, how about you?"
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      "Great, how are you doing?"
      "..Doing well, how about you?"
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      " **dead** "

  • @bcboy0300041
    @bcboy0300041 6 лет назад +505

    When you learn to cope with social anxiety, it's like realizing you were the tree in the school play. You're worried about something that no one pays attention to anyways

    • @remyamathew936
      @remyamathew936 5 лет назад +30

      Woah this is oddly profound

    • @mohitmarathe1939
      @mohitmarathe1939 5 лет назад +5

      Deep!

    • @jakefromstatefarm7363
      @jakefromstatefarm7363 5 лет назад +25

      Tree: am i a joke to you

    • @SlashProducts
      @SlashProducts 5 лет назад +10

      I had it worse than the tree. I was just a voiceover for a parrot

    • @SMATF5
      @SMATF5 5 лет назад +20

      Isn't it such a weight off your shoulders? Realizing that most people have their own hangups and generally don't notice every little social mistake you make (just like you don't notice or dwell on theirs) makes social interaction not only easier, but more fulfilling, because you're actually focused on the conversation.

  • @CelestialChannel333
    @CelestialChannel333 Год назад +14

    I'm gonna to watch this everytime I feel awkward.

  • @labdaouizouba5362
    @labdaouizouba5362 4 года назад +915

    Me and my sister at facetime:
    Me: *has nothing to talk about*
    Her: *same*
    *awkward silence*
    Her: *ok i have to go, bye!*
    Me: bye!
    Her: bye!
    *Couldn't decide who hangs up*
    *awkward silence again*
    Her: *about to say something*
    Me: *accidentlly hangs up*
    :/

    • @moneylisa3358
      @moneylisa3358 4 года назад +41

      Literally me and my bro

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад +18

      The scientific term for butt crack is buxtonxned crease

    • @misinterperted
      @misinterperted 4 года назад +46

      how can it be akward with your sibling lmao

    • @moneylisa3358
      @moneylisa3358 4 года назад +26

      @@misinterperted you won't get it unless your sibling aint staying with you and calls you

    • @mahadmo7688
      @mahadmo7688 4 года назад +27

      @@moneylisa3358 fr when they live by themselves and u haven't talked to em in a while

  • @SunPraisinMan
    @SunPraisinMan 5 лет назад +899

    I feel like a background character in my own life at times

    • @viperfanaccount688
      @viperfanaccount688 5 лет назад +45

      Good. You’re not that self centred

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 5 лет назад +36

      sometimes we are there to spectate someone else's time to shine

    • @maayanabutbul5976
      @maayanabutbul5976 5 лет назад +9

      Claim the role, it's yours

    • @josphatkahihia
      @josphatkahihia 5 лет назад +5

      Correction: all the time (for me, that is)

    • @shinjiikarifrombrazil7750
      @shinjiikarifrombrazil7750 5 лет назад +9

      Pickle Snort Nah its an illusion, you‘re always self centred. Its just how you come along with it and express it that determines wheter you‘re ’egoistic’ or not

  • @reetasingh1679
    @reetasingh1679 8 лет назад +357

    6:15 to 7:00
    Damn, that was some Oscar worthy acting... Mind blowing!

  • @csg1lcolonel528
    @csg1lcolonel528 24 дня назад

    2:39 Don't know what it is about the sound of cardboard being scraped but I get chills every time I hear it. For some reason my body just reacts that way, but I've always wondered what might cause that.

  • @levtrot3041
    @levtrot3041 5 лет назад +671

    In Soviet Russia, the laws of state are more powerful than the laws of science.

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 5 лет назад +8

      СОЮЗ НЕРУШИМЫЙ РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ, СПЛОТИЛА НАВЕКИ ВЕЛИКАЯ РУСЬ!

    • @SlavTiger
      @SlavTiger 5 лет назад

      Блять

    • @Spl1nt5
      @Spl1nt5 5 лет назад

      T-REX sorry I don’t speak communism

  • @Ryan-Streams
    @Ryan-Streams 6 лет назад +2889

    *me flirting with girls* “hey can you take this nasal spray please”

    • @masken8355
      @masken8355 6 лет назад +191

      Ryan's Rants Just say ”Hey Vsauce Michael Here”

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 6 лет назад +13

      @@masken8355 Oh my god 😂😂

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 6 лет назад +10

      This comment is so underrated tho 😂

    • @danielvanroggen2275
      @danielvanroggen2275 6 лет назад +5

      Or offer some mdma :) less awkward

    • @5H4D0W_60D
      @5H4D0W_60D 6 лет назад +8

      I thought your name says Ryan's Pants for a sec there...

  • @ziggywolf4221
    @ziggywolf4221 6 лет назад +1562

    Michael: You can’t wear pants made out of molten lead
    Me: Hold my beer

  • @MugsEmmanuel
    @MugsEmmanuel 29 дней назад +3

    "You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do"

    • @JohnFekoloid
      @JohnFekoloid 25 дней назад

      Would you like Tea or Coffee?
      Yes please.

  • @lurategh
    @lurategh 5 лет назад +282

    One time I included quarters in my purchase and the cashier said, "Oh thanks, we needed these," and I started with "you're welcome" but switched to "no problem" and ended up saying "your problem."

    • @glitter_bomb7260
      @glitter_bomb7260 5 лет назад +4

      LOL😂

    • @lehti95
      @lehti95 5 лет назад +33

      and then corrected "no welcome"

    • @bravo803
      @bravo803 5 лет назад +8

      Its all good unless you say welcome problems

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 года назад

      Did you actually?

    • @meelia4593
      @meelia4593 4 года назад +1

      Fucking hell I literally cried from laughter. Thank you for this.

  • @jakefromstatefarm7363
    @jakefromstatefarm7363 5 лет назад +9666

    No one:
    Vsauce's eyebrows: ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩↪⤴️⤵️🔃🔄

    • @samruddhi7262
      @samruddhi7262 5 лет назад +72

      Jake From State Farm lol yeah!! And I really cant even raise an eyebrow...

    • @mewtimewarps9666
      @mewtimewarps9666 5 лет назад +35

      did you know that vsauce guy had his fly undone

    • @fryingpanda9103
      @fryingpanda9103 5 лет назад +64

      Who is the main character ↖️ of the universe

    • @fleshmanson9295
      @fleshmanson9295 5 лет назад +7

      Hahahhaha

    • @esededr
      @esededr 5 лет назад +11

      I am so proud to have the 696th like

  • @MickeyMarlin
    @MickeyMarlin 6 лет назад +3098

    What is awkwardness?
    *2 seconds later*
    And who is the main character of the universe?

    • @user-oy5zw1gf6e
      @user-oy5zw1gf6e 5 лет назад +75

      to answer your question: *_M E_*

    • @your_fathers
      @your_fathers 5 лет назад +11

      @@user-oy5zw1gf6e _how_

    • @rowanwhy267
      @rowanwhy267 5 лет назад +6

      @@user-oy5zw1gf6e Naw mate it's Karen but I love ur pfp

    • @a.a.7299
      @a.a.7299 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-oy5zw1gf6e I C BAJS

    • @mrbill806
      @mrbill806 5 лет назад

      Me

  • @jjtrades7186
    @jjtrades7186 Год назад +5

    I love how Michael puts things into perspective. I always leave his videos feeling better about life in general. Thanks awkward bro

  • @instntpot
    @instntpot 5 лет назад +587

    the conclusion of this video:
    you dont matter
    on a grand scale

    • @bekanbekele
      @bekanbekele 4 года назад +17

      You matter. The same way an extra matters in movies

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 4 года назад +1

      More like black live matter am I right? right?...

    • @thisisaloserwithnolife8836
      @thisisaloserwithnolife8836 4 года назад +2

      Or do you?

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 4 года назад

      @@NoobieLandCity hmm yes... interesting. Ill take this into account next time I abuse someone because of their race. Might help me not get arrested, am I right or am I right?

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 4 года назад

      @@3P1C_G4M3R5 Eh.. you're wrong? Could you stop abusing people regardless of their race?

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 4 года назад +558

    A cashier lady once said “have a nice day.”
    And I replied with “you’re welcome”

  • @ciucxd3667
    @ciucxd3667 5 лет назад +825

    What is awkwardness:
    First, lets talk about *speed of light*

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ 5 лет назад +7

      ¿ .
      °

    • @bloxxystudios3340
      @bloxxystudios3340 5 лет назад +3

      Awkwardness is having the same profile picture as the guy on top of you

  • @RealityMFiction
    @RealityMFiction Год назад +2

    The problem is those judgey people. We have all encountered that one stuck up person who when we make a mistake or accidentally say something awkward they will say "thats awkward " and make things even more awkward. That moment lasts 100 years or it feels like it. We feel like we messed up and in the future we remember how life changing that moment so we try to avoid it but in the process we just become more awkward, it's a viscous cycle.

  • @Kunaaaaallll
    @Kunaaaaallll 5 лет назад +847

    _The most Awkward situation I've been into:_
    Once i went to a wedding and my dress matched the dress code of waiters over there. A guy, thinking that i am the waiter called me and asked if he can have ice cream and i was there standing still thinking what should i say, said no and moved quickly towards the other direction..

  • @Seeker
    @Seeker 9 лет назад +2225

    Really fantastic to see Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows in there. We love that show too! (Hi, Michael!)

    • @Seeker
      @Seeker 9 лет назад +831

      was that awkward? did i make it awkward? should i have said hi? does that seem needy? dammit. it's too late now.

    • @konanhuet623
      @konanhuet623 9 лет назад +40

      DNews replying to youerself made it awkward... but it has the same impact as editing a post... yet the internet etiquete sees it as a negative thing...

    • @phamnails1548
      @phamnails1548 7 лет назад +4

      Seeker (slap) don't call me needy

    • @pineablesoda
      @pineablesoda 7 лет назад +1

      Or do you?

    • @yan-qu5zm
      @yan-qu5zm 7 лет назад

      pham nails Damn nice reference I loved bfdi

  • @XemGo55
    @XemGo55 4 года назад +665

    Me at Burger King
    Cashier: Do you want ketchup or mayonnaise with the fries?
    Me: yes fries please
    Cashier: ok

    • @thelasttimeiatewas4774
      @thelasttimeiatewas4774 4 года назад +63

      Fries with a side of fries

    • @nonamea9177
      @nonamea9177 4 года назад +9

      Krabby Patty, Eating Dude

    • @falkerwyscray9067
      @falkerwyscray9067 4 года назад +12

      MAYONNAISE ON FRIES??

    • @XemGo55
      @XemGo55 4 года назад +10

      Falkerwy Scray yh it looks like mayonnaise but tastes different. The actual name is (in German) “fries sauce”. I called it mayonnaise to make it easier to understand :)

    • @pradyumnabanerjee3333
      @pradyumnabanerjee3333 4 года назад +1

      @@XemGo55 is it tartare sauce?

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Год назад +11

    Michael, you never answered who the main character of the universe is. Now we'll all be lost

    • @crawled2
      @crawled2 3 месяца назад +1

      Wdym, it's clearly me

    • @Dragonnerd75
      @Dragonnerd75 2 месяца назад

      @@crawled2no, it’s obviously me

  • @davideographer4410
    @davideographer4410 4 года назад +353

    Ticket seller at a theater: "Enjoy the movie!"
    You, an intellectual: "Thanks, yOu ToO"

    • @bluedle6049
      @bluedle6049 4 года назад +16

      I used to work at the movies and this happened multiple times a day. It no longer became "awkward" after a while lol for me at least. Probably awkward to the customers who said it

    • @davideographer4410
      @davideographer4410 4 года назад +8

      @@bluedle6049 Makes sense, lol.. I guess once you get used to it, it loses its awkward sting.

    • @s04p11
      @s04p11 4 года назад +4

      teacher: thanks for the homework
      me: thanks you too

  • @fabiofdez
    @fabiofdez 3 года назад +614

    When someone waves in your direction but not at you and you wave back...

    • @kordami28
      @kordami28 3 года назад +4

      Oof xD

    • @TEEWIK
      @TEEWIK 3 года назад +39

      I always check behind me when someone waves. Even if I know them and they're definitely waving at me. Just in case.

    • @gencademi9362
      @gencademi9362 3 года назад +25

      @@TEEWIK well that's even more awkward

    • @theangryarabian1256
      @theangryarabian1256 3 года назад +5

      @@gencademi9362 it actually helps me way more doing that than waving to them on accident

    • @Lousfw
      @Lousfw 3 года назад +8

      Spider-Man