My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @asimplecephalon1632
    @asimplecephalon1632 7 лет назад +4830

    "His car gets jacked up, who's he gonna blame? The dude who lives 9 hours away?"
    This man is genius.

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee 5 лет назад +963

    "If you want to break up with me" might be one of the the biggest warning signals I know about...

    • @unwrittenmariposa09
      @unwrittenmariposa09 4 года назад +18

      Right?!

    • @DJDing23
      @DJDing23 3 года назад +17

      Yeah I learned that shit the hard way

    • @normyj7009
      @normyj7009 3 года назад +6

      @@DJDing23 same

    • @glitch605
      @glitch605 Год назад

      Never should have stayed with someone who is 9hours away. Kids these days cheat when they live next door to eachother, and you think she gonna stay loyal when she in a different time zone... Hoe Larry Us.

  • @joeythebarber2344
    @joeythebarber2344 8 лет назад +3893

    Either you choose me or you lose me.

  • @noerselite_
    @noerselite_ 5 лет назад +650

    “I ain’t nobody’s plan B. Either you choose me or you lose me”

    • @dieseldouche7735
      @dieseldouche7735 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah I watched the video too. What a coincidence. I hate comments that just repeat what was already said because people didn't know it was funny till you said it right?

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 4 года назад +5

      Can these comments just stfu, I'm actually starting to get annoyed.

    • @noerselite_
      @noerselite_ 4 года назад +10

      Lol, why y’all commenting and hating on me just cuz I like a quote. Y’all seriously have nothing better to do ?

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 4 года назад

      @@noerselite_ you add nothing to it, you just wrote words from the video, didn't even add commentary to make it a bit different from the other 5+ I saw saying the exact same thing. So really the question is don't you have something better to do? You wrote words from the video and didn't even add nothing to it just to boost your ego, so just stfu.

    • @noerselite_
      @noerselite_ 4 года назад +7

      Sly Fox oh I’m sorry buddy. I didn’t know there was a rule book on how to comment on RUclips videos. Next time I’ll remember for people like u who get annoyed REAL easily

  • @shelbyb425
    @shelbyb425 6 лет назад +2170

    Man, why do people cheat. I just want 1 boyfriend, how tf can people get 2

  • @Ndasuunye
    @Ndasuunye 8 лет назад +2132

    I bet you she told all her friends that it was YOUR fault that you guys were broken up.

    • @thejulie641
      @thejulie641 8 лет назад +215

      Of course, the cheaters never admit to anything, they're always the victims -_-

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 8 лет назад +8

      savage kitten very true

    • @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095
      @furballtheraichumovedaccou6095 8 лет назад +96

      Ndasuunye "Nobody wants to be the villain, everybody wanna be the victim!"

    • @daedricgaming4958
      @daedricgaming4958 8 лет назад +39

      Prince Furball the Raichu Prince Pikoo the Pikachu Errybody*. Errybody wanna be da victim

    • @gajeelredfox7446
      @gajeelredfox7446 7 лет назад +10

      Ndasuunye that happens to me

  • @theonegoldengryphon
    @theonegoldengryphon 8 лет назад +2898

    Never actually been in a relationship, but... why do people cheat? I mean, if you like someone other than your current SO, why not just break up? I don't get it.

    • @Soul-ex8gb
      @Soul-ex8gb 8 лет назад +187

      As it was shown in the video, "plan B"

    • @joshuad1925
      @joshuad1925 8 лет назад +178

      I'm not in one either buuuuuut I assume they want both of them. One for their body(A side chick, if you will) and the other for an actual relationship(The main thing). Or they love both. Either way the person being cheated on will probably be hurt.
      But you might want to ask a professional. Then again you asked this weeks ago soooo you probably have a answer.

    • @mikyathomas217
      @mikyathomas217 8 лет назад +122

      people won't break up because they want both(analogy)pizza and cake.
      people aren't just satisfied with having just pizza

    • @tamimchamaa4145
      @tamimchamaa4145 8 лет назад +6

      for each of us his reason :)

    • @TheMrCarnification
      @TheMrCarnification 8 лет назад +27

      It's simple, like both, love neither. However I agree on breaking up first and I would be a relationship with someone that I care so little that I'd do something like that.

  • @nicholascauton9648
    @nicholascauton9648 5 лет назад +200

    Ain’t gonna lie, man. Your story really spoke to me on a personal level. I had a similar incident with my ex-girlfriend when I just graduated from high school back in 2013.
    We barely made a month and a half and she started spending some time with my best friend at the time. At first I was okay with it but when it started becoming so frequent to the point where she would not come to my house at all, I pretty much assumed she was cheating. I broke things off and even broke off my friendship with that bastard.
    Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. She’s got a baby daddy and she’s struggling financially. As for me, I’m married and my wife and I are living decently.

  • @qdm6857
    @qdm6857 6 лет назад +3240

    I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME XD

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX 9 лет назад +6801

    Warren is the type of friend EVERYONE should have!

    • @elsonlee9404
      @elsonlee9404 9 лет назад +21

      Rome Alexander Agreed!

    • @willmckee1632
      @willmckee1632 9 лет назад +339

      Except the fact that he didn't show.

    • @summertime7651
      @summertime7651 9 лет назад +9

      Swoozie*

    • @lgcoolstuff
      @lgcoolstuff 9 лет назад +3

      Rome Alexander !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikr!!!!!!!!

    • @Lapeno555
      @Lapeno555 9 лет назад +3

      Rome Alexander
      Friendzoned...

  • @BigSteppin24
    @BigSteppin24 8 лет назад +1185

    yo dis dude speaks words of wisdom

  • @ellenh7708
    @ellenh7708 5 лет назад +133

    "I ain't nobody's plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me"-sWooZie
    Literally the most relatable quote ever.

  • @jinkxyash1367
    @jinkxyash1367 8 лет назад +4366

    i need a warren in my life

    • @TheReturnOfPimpShrimp
      @TheReturnOfPimpShrimp 8 лет назад +31

      Fucking same.

    • @gabrielleneron6215
      @gabrielleneron6215 8 лет назад +25

      bitch me too!!!

    • @jenniferlanada7244
      @jenniferlanada7244 8 лет назад +7

      BITCH SAME HERE

    • @Zajin13
      @Zajin13 8 лет назад +63

      One does not simply gets a Warren in life. To be worthy of a Warren means dedicating your life earning it. Either that or you got normal street connections.

    • @nick5309
      @nick5309 8 лет назад +4

      Lol

  • @BambooScar
    @BambooScar 6 лет назад +994

    Was she still a virgin after that new boy? That would’ve killed me if she gave it up to that fool! But yeah her loss bro!

    • @boleroinferno
      @boleroinferno 5 лет назад +48

      sometimes a girl needs someone more in her IQ range

    • @JustBreakingBreadTV
      @JustBreakingBreadTV 4 года назад +3

      But the writing was on the wall.

    • @theunicornsin1144
      @theunicornsin1144 4 года назад +9

      She definitely wasn't

    • @Reaping21
      @Reaping21 4 года назад +23

      most likely, tim be like "achievement unlocked," *kicks girl to curb

    • @darklawdshadow5679
      @darklawdshadow5679 4 года назад +8

      This is obvious.. they “kissed”the first night of drinks... in Jamaica we all know what happened

  • @CherityTherarè
    @CherityTherarè 6 лет назад +2603

    Warren is my spirit animal...

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke 5 лет назад +792

    Your boy who randomly so happens to have 2 baseball bats in his truck for this situation

  • @loadingaming4087
    @loadingaming4087 5 лет назад +1239

    "this is not brain science or rocket surgery"
    *he is speaking the language of the gods*

  • @jacobvillalta5528
    @jacobvillalta5528 5 лет назад +3797

    "This is not brain science or rocket surgery"
    Who else caught that?😂😂😂

  • @wonder4448
    @wonder4448 7 лет назад +1503

    Tbh, tearing Justin Beibers shirt off and throwing him into a crowd of 13 year old girls would be pretty amusing

  • @Doreai
    @Doreai 4 года назад +176

    Speaking as someone who's been in a relationship for a couple of years, that became a long distance relationship for like 6 years after, unless you have;
    1] A bottomless wellspring of patience and understanding.
    2] 100% unbreakable trust between both parties. [Which in itself is almost impossible.]
    And
    3] An unbreakable will of steel to show restraint no matter what.
    I do not EVER recommend it.

    • @epicderp6167
      @epicderp6167 4 года назад +5

      Challenge accepted :')

    • @kenethernandez6246
      @kenethernandez6246 4 года назад +6

      @@epicderp6167 Uff bad idea dude. Abort that mission while you still can.

    • @virginiaf4117
      @virginiaf4117 3 года назад +2

      @@epicderp6167 how's it going 😂

  • @kirausagni
    @kirausagni 8 лет назад +853

    Just "Happens" To Have Two Baseball Bats. *laughing ass off*

    • @perhaps2909
      @perhaps2909 8 лет назад +12

      and these two ski masks

    • @kirausagni
      @kirausagni 8 лет назад +6

      +Bruno de Cunto coincidence? I think not!

    • @NOAHSWIFE2007
      @NOAHSWIFE2007 8 лет назад +2

      +The Nightcore Sisters maybe Tim made them get together so he could jack his car

    • @ahmedabdelkader2141
      @ahmedabdelkader2141 8 лет назад

      Bruno de Cunto and a convenient powerpoint

    • @tinyplushyadventures4721
      @tinyplushyadventures4721 8 лет назад +1

      The Nightcore Sisters of the world

  • @sharjeelwaris6178
    @sharjeelwaris6178 8 лет назад +359

    "It's not brain science or rocket surgery" 😂😂 that's had me dying!!

  • @ARSXNIKK888
    @ARSXNIKK888 7 лет назад +405

    "This ain't no brain science or rocket surgery" that had me dead

  • @sheepbow909
    @sheepbow909 5 лет назад +147

    When she came back
    Swoozie- *You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you, back to me.. *

  • @RealRainbowRapidash
    @RealRainbowRapidash 10 лет назад +255

    My first boyfriend, the love of my life, left me for another girl. He didn't technically cheat on me, but when I found out (and after he confirmed it), I felt like the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless girl in the world. And that girl became a symbol for everything I feared for future relationships.
    And then I proceeded to be on and off with him for a year. I am such an idiot.

    • @mxxstro
      @mxxstro 10 лет назад +17

      Don't worry, you may have loved him and all, but just let him go, i'm sure the right person will show up. :)

    • @RealRainbowRapidash
      @RealRainbowRapidash 10 лет назад +2

      Krispyy V
      Thanks. :)

    • @s-o-u-p6095
      @s-o-u-p6095 10 лет назад +2

      RealRainbowRapidash the best thing is to ignore him, and if he blames you just be mature. Then he'll feel like a bloody idiot and feel guilty for quite a while. Or just shoot him... : ) (I'm so mean it's great)

    • @thebiscuitboi1909
      @thebiscuitboi1909 10 лет назад +5

      Heres some advice that I hope you treasure for the rest of your life. Dont trust anyone. Words of wisdom my friends...words of wisdom. Even the cutest guy you met could just be cloaking himself in riotousness, using you as a tool, playing mind games with you, using you as a puppet. Now time for me to play some call of duty!

    • @s-o-u-p6095
      @s-o-u-p6095 10 лет назад +1

      ...ok interesting point

  • @youtube420addicted
    @youtube420addicted 7 лет назад +2275

    "Babe, it's not brain science or rocket surgery" This is why I love sWooZie😂😂💞
    OMG 1K LIKES!! THATS AWESOME

  • @DeenaDianna
    @DeenaDianna 8 лет назад +293

    this speaks to me on a spiritual level

  • @abbashameid1300
    @abbashameid1300 4 года назад +285

    “She belongs to the streets”

  • @plotagonisgone3313
    @plotagonisgone3313 6 лет назад +461

    That day when she confessed to just kissing him she did more than that and btw congrats on 5 million subscribers bro

  • @HazyTown01
    @HazyTown01 10 лет назад +1247

    This story hurts to hear dawg. Shit is too real, to relatable.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 лет назад +110

      not gonna lie- it hurt to make a vid at points reliving the story like around 2:30. That was not a fun weekend but def took on the challenge of making it a humorous video head on

    • @HazyTown01
      @HazyTown01 9 лет назад +35

      Props for pulling it off man.

    • @plawkzer
      @plawkzer 9 лет назад +14

      sWooZie mad respect bro. also surprised you keep in the loop with your videos over 2 years old!

    • @Andreascarl04
      @Andreascarl04 9 лет назад +3

      sWooZie Bro, you aint alone mate, I had a girl, and literally, around 2 months of being together She isnt on there no more? if you are out there, Celina, know that i miss you (:

    • @darkmay200
      @darkmay200 9 лет назад +1

      Haze Haberdasher I know right :( it hurts so mcuh

  • @DaddyFutbol
    @DaddyFutbol 8 лет назад +488

    I can't 😂😂😂
    I've been binge watching all these videos this one got me cracking loud 😂😂

    • @dakodabaldur3037
      @dakodabaldur3037 8 лет назад +2

      ikr

    • @unlucky5449
      @unlucky5449 8 лет назад +2

      me too

    • @kindkathy3131
      @kindkathy3131 8 лет назад +2

      .

    • @Jayheid98
      @Jayheid98 8 лет назад +1

      Same bruh.. I think half my neighborhood hears me 😂 They're probably like "oh its that white crackhead ass mfer laughing his ass off again... like the past *7 FUCKING HOURS* 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jayheid98
      @Jayheid98 8 лет назад +1

      Oh, and it's 4:30 AM

  • @YourRulerKingDedede
    @YourRulerKingDedede 3 года назад +78

    “My girlfriend’s boyfriend”
    Well that just sounds like yourself but with extra steps

  • @aviesmith8883
    @aviesmith8883 7 лет назад +148

    That is what you call a best friend. hands down.

  • @carlycarter2449
    @carlycarter2449 9 лет назад +404

    I know this video is old, but I don't fucking GET why girls would cheat on their awesome boyfriends, I'm sitting here waiting to fall in love and cherish my man, sadly still 20 and single as fuck.

    • @jesuspina8379
      @jesuspina8379 9 лет назад +16

      You'll be fine. Someday you'll find someone to love the heck out of you and you won't even remember what if feels like to be single.

    • @kaylacarter3133
      @kaylacarter3133 9 лет назад

      my last name is carter

    • @carlycarter2449
      @carlycarter2449 9 лет назад

      Kayla Carter Sis..?

    • @kaylacarter3133
      @kaylacarter3133 9 лет назад +1

      +FinalKaioken yes

    • @worms6731
      @worms6731 9 лет назад +1

      Carly Carter i'm in highschool and my whole group of friends are stuck in the friend zone even tho we all are very athletic and overall nice and awesome to be around

  • @ashrobat
    @ashrobat 9 лет назад +197

    Who else noticed that he said "Brain Science and Rocket Surgery" XD

    • @ashrobat
      @ashrobat 9 лет назад +5

      ***** I know. I was just asking if anyone noticed

    • @ashrobat
      @ashrobat 9 лет назад

      It's fine. Lol

    • @dylankelly7001
      @dylankelly7001 9 лет назад

      Messeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      ee

    • @dylankelly7001
      @dylankelly7001 9 лет назад

      +I've Lost My

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 9 лет назад

      Mindfuck

  • @misslattybaby1949
    @misslattybaby1949 5 лет назад +267

    Anytime you hear the words, "Let's take a break", you know the other person is messing around. ...IJS

  • @SuperTerminator65
    @SuperTerminator65 10 лет назад +129

    honestly, i was in a long distance relationship with a cute and beautiful girl for about a year and we both loved each other very much, then one time she suddenly disapeared for a couple of months then after when she came back and i got to be with her again and few weeks later she decided to cheat on me and come up with a stupid bs reason to do so.
    so really, having someone cheat on you is the worst feeling ever but its even worse when they cheat on you with a stupid reason -_-

    • @natsumemory
      @natsumemory 10 лет назад +1

      I know how you feel D: I was in a long distance relationship that last 2 years them, he decide do disapear, then one day I get a message from him on my skype saying that he can't be with me anymore
      Fuck those people

    • @SuperTerminator65
      @SuperTerminator65 10 лет назад +1

      yea exactly, i was completely pissed off when my GF came up with a lame and stupid excuse for when she cheated on me. Like she freaking complained about the fact that she was getting tired of me talking about myself when really all i was doing was giving her an update on how my life has been and what ive been up to during the past couple of months she was gone.

    • @natsumemory
      @natsumemory 10 лет назад

      DJ Kitsune Driid Don't worry bro ;-; I really know how you feel D: but don't think about that, just keep living and f*ck those people D:

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 10 лет назад

      I can empathize with you man. It hurts.

    • @SuperTerminator65
      @SuperTerminator65 10 лет назад

      Akira Kurosaki yup, i completely agree
      David Cappadoccia yea, it does :(

  • @xxitmichaelgamingxx4247
    @xxitmichaelgamingxx4247 7 лет назад +465

    "Babe this isn't brain science or rocket surgery" XD lol

    • @peakplzzz626
      @peakplzzz626 6 лет назад

      XxItMichael GamingXx you I thought I was the only one who peeeped your the goat for this 😂😂

  • @adamawale6009
    @adamawale6009 8 лет назад +391

    I wouldn't say "i ain't no bodys plan b"

  • @hungry.nezuko3742
    @hungry.nezuko3742 4 года назад +11

    I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME
    I always come back to swoozie after a breakup, this is how I heal, mucho love swoozie xx

  • @michwan6732
    @michwan6732 7 лет назад +271

    seriously who in the right mind who want to cheat on anybody?

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 7 лет назад +1

      ITS NOT FRIXKING CHEATING SHE CAN GO OUT WITH WHOEVER SHE WANTS UNTIL SHE MARRIED

    • @nesquik9579
      @nesquik9579 7 лет назад +17

      Chloroplast you're a fucking IDIOT.

    • @blackoutgenez
      @blackoutgenez 7 лет назад +1

      hormones

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 7 лет назад

      ...coming from an organism that depends on plants

    • @onespookyboi9170
      @onespookyboi9170 7 лет назад +9

      Chloroplast Your an idiot

  • @ricky8356
    @ricky8356 8 лет назад +1374

    Your girlfriends boyfriend. That would be you.

    • @bearisol6503
      @bearisol6503 8 лет назад +150

      girlfriends other boyfriend

    • @user-qt6ud3sp6w
      @user-qt6ud3sp6w 8 лет назад +69

      thats the joke

    • @wyldchyld7437
      @wyldchyld7437 8 лет назад +49

      No. Did u even watch the vid b4 commenting.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  8 лет назад +87

      ^lol

    • @crecr4te
      @crecr4te 8 лет назад +2

      +sWooZie lool xD sWooZie u the man xD

  • @clouds2589
    @clouds2589 10 лет назад +40

    People don't quite realize just how fucked up it is to cheat on someone, It scars them emotionally and can cause them to develop trust issues for life. The only solace we can take is knowing that 90% of the time, Karma does it's job.

    • @mathiassrensen4764
      @mathiassrensen4764 10 лет назад +2

      A bit... exaggerated maybe, for young love. However, I agree. If you feel like cheating, your boy/girl friend probably isn't what you need or want anymore, at least have the decency to break up.

  • @thatsquid7171
    @thatsquid7171 5 лет назад +231

    This is a weird break up text
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Single
    Single who
    Single you

    • @CrypticaProductions
      @CrypticaProductions 5 лет назад +9

      Knock knock
      Who s there
      You can't
      You can't who
      YOU CAN'T REPLY TO THIS PERSON ANYMORE(learn more)

    • @diegoconnolly5317
      @diegoconnolly5317 4 года назад +3

      Knock knock
      Who’s there
      Not me, b-yatch

  • @PopitTart_
    @PopitTart_ 9 лет назад +209

    1:24 "Brain science or rocket surgery," was that intentional?

    • @bengugerty7616
      @bengugerty7616 9 лет назад +16

      Yeah

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 9 лет назад +8

      +The Golden Ninja - It is so obvious that is has to be intentional. Loved that part. XD

    • @calebfultonj
      @calebfultonj 8 лет назад

      yea he says it all the time

    • @rubinrot3871
      @rubinrot3871 8 лет назад +4

      Duh. 😑 A writer on point at his creativity! ❤

    • @cassandratodd6732
      @cassandratodd6732 8 лет назад

      Yep, he was just joking

  • @pepsiman5609
    @pepsiman5609 7 лет назад +237

    My car! Noooooooo! *gets hit with a baseball bat*

  • @rookinson
    @rookinson 9 лет назад +270

    How to NOT get cheated on
    DONT GET A GIRLFRIEND!! OR HAVE A LOVE LIFE AT ALL!!!

    • @mushrambokinniku4900
      @mushrambokinniku4900 9 лет назад

      Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

    • @palmtree1958
      @palmtree1958 9 лет назад +7

      Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) It's not fun being an asexual. It feels like I'm constantly being third wheeled by society. I don't understand why, when you have the option of being normal and happy, you choose to be alone when there are people who have to be alone and are struggling to be happy with it.

    • @mushrambokinniku4900
      @mushrambokinniku4900 9 лет назад +2

      Tamar Mack Asexuality is a myth, and a joke for that matters

    • @rookinson
      @rookinson 9 лет назад +2

      Tamar Mack lol nobody cares! trust me it's way better being single because you don't have a wife or husband to tell you what to do! plus, NO CHEATING, YOU GET TO GO WHERE YOU WANT, MEET WHOEVER YOU WANT, and i'm just saying, you CAN be in a relation if you want, but trust me it's better being SINGLE.

    • @palmtree1958
      @palmtree1958 9 лет назад +2

      Mushrambo Kinniku A myth? A joke? You think it's funny that I'm incapable of feeling any sort of attraction to another person?
      Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) I'm never going to be able to grow old with someone. I can't feel any sexual pleasure at all. Do you realise how awkward that would make things if I ever decided to have children? Maybe you think that because you've been in previous relationships but when you've never felt anything towards anyone you feel like you're missing something.

  • @andremckenzie9746
    @andremckenzie9746 5 лет назад +174

    The Trinidadian accent tho. 😂
    Yes swooz!

    • @malcolm337
      @malcolm337 3 года назад +4

      ngl i really like it

  • @neelu2056
    @neelu2056 6 лет назад +479

    I ain't nobody's plan B
    Either you choose me or you lose me

  • @kategentry
    @kategentry 8 лет назад +67

    Your videos either crack me up or give perspective that I agree with and I really need to share some of them. That's my goal for today.

    • @kategentry
      @kategentry 8 лет назад +10

      My goal is to share one video today. (I felt that I needed to clarify)

  • @antek-artist3384
    @antek-artist3384 9 лет назад +167

    04:43 I hhope I'm not the only one who knew what he means by that outfit

  • @hedgehoglord2025
    @hedgehoglord2025 4 года назад +46

    7 years ago Swoozie still had a bomb style

  • @captainrightwing190
    @captainrightwing190 9 лет назад +205

    Similar shit happened in my most recent relationship, which happened to also be my first.

    • @pati5146
      @pati5146 9 лет назад +1

      +SSrules1 your comment made my day XD

    • @MrIDGAF
      @MrIDGAF 9 лет назад +3

      Same and it happened a few weeks ago, and she was my first too.

    • @captainrightwing190
      @captainrightwing190 9 лет назад +4

      Mr. IDGAF *hugs* It's not fair...

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 9 лет назад +1

      same

    • @captainrightwing190
      @captainrightwing190 9 лет назад +2

      Mind Surf Thank you. That means a lot to me. ^_^

  • @euphoricallly
    @euphoricallly 6 лет назад +46

    " I GO HARD IN THE PAINT I BEAT BEEZ IN THE TRAP YOU KNOW IM FROM TRINIDAD AND I AM CRAZY" I died

  • @Juandiego-vz7xe
    @Juandiego-vz7xe 6 лет назад +43

    My gf said we need a break this is exactly what she said"I'm so sorry but I need a break and by break I mean we need to break up" I was crying so hard

  • @ianstephenson2159
    @ianstephenson2159 4 года назад +20

    “Either you choose me or you lose me”. live by that

  • @illusion9423
    @illusion9423 8 лет назад +179

    I should stop watching videos of people with a more interesting sexual life than mine
    it's getting me depressed

  • @MJ-kc9ic
    @MJ-kc9ic 8 лет назад +264

    Warren is so savage

  • @owenoneill7697
    @owenoneill7697 8 лет назад +155

    Pause at 4:46. He is literally Ness from Earthbound!

    • @jbhazard
      @jbhazard 7 лет назад

      Never High-FiveACactus ikr

    • @zanetheyesman
      @zanetheyesman 7 лет назад +2

      Never High-FiveACactus no shit sherlock

    • @DulceReposa
      @DulceReposa 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah... EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT

  • @99PowerNation99
    @99PowerNation99 5 лет назад +14

    I’ve been in a situation like this when I was in high school. I was in a relationship with some boy and we had the same math class together, I was a freshman at the time he was either between a sophomore or a junior and when I tried to hug him because I missed him he acted as if he didn’t care. I felt hurt about his reaction and I believe it was a few months or weeks later and I had found out that he cheated on me and I told my little sister about what that jerk had did to me and she comforted me because I was crying and she told me that I should forget about him and move on and I did, and I have someone who was a thousand times 5 better than him and we’ve been together for 5 years

  • @jasonm3693
    @jasonm3693 8 лет назад +183

    i got bats in atlanta

  • @leahperkins8617
    @leahperkins8617 8 лет назад +134

    "Brain science or rocket surgery". Hehe I like that.

  • @Sam-qn6ht
    @Sam-qn6ht 7 лет назад +46

    I love how he puts his confessions in small text in the bottom of the screen so your most not likely to see it

  • @insertnamehere6298
    @insertnamehere6298 5 лет назад +13

    Swoozie is literally my most favorite RUclipsr he’s literally the greatest youtuber ever

  • @mikee177
    @mikee177 8 лет назад +45

    You need to date Superwoman. END OF SENTENCE. BOOM.

  • @MastuuurCh33f
    @MastuuurCh33f 11 лет назад +174

    Brain Science. And Rocket Surgery?

  • @adamd9865
    @adamd9865 6 лет назад +208

    Hmm... You weren't her plan b... You were her plan A and her plan C. C, as a backup to plan B, which was a backup to plan A, you.

    • @alibarzegar4021
      @alibarzegar4021 6 лет назад

      Adam D Enter Fortnite 200 iq sticker here

    • @vyastrebova3447
      @vyastrebova3447 6 лет назад

      what

    • @Goubb
      @Goubb 6 лет назад

      @@vyastrebova3447 you wouldn't under stand only a genius can read this but to make it, this person's IQ must be... OVER 9000

    • @gamingcentral8958
      @gamingcentral8958 6 лет назад

      Adam D complications

  • @ashleeearl0712
    @ashleeearl0712 4 года назад +26

    "We should take a break"
    me: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

  • @will_wht
    @will_wht 8 лет назад +420

    only about 1 in 3 people who watched this have subbed

    • @stevendorsey4850
      @stevendorsey4850 8 лет назад +56

      Jokes on YOU. >:D I was subbed BEFORE I watched this!!!!

    • @pen0va778
      @pen0va778 7 лет назад +2

      I AM ALREADY SUBBED

    • @mlndr8551
      @mlndr8551 7 лет назад +1

      microsoft office already subbed

    • @shrimp9357
      @shrimp9357 6 лет назад +1

      i subbed after reading this comment

  • @gen-zhippie2203
    @gen-zhippie2203 8 лет назад +18

    "I ain't no plan B
    You choose me, or you lose me."
    Words of wisdom

  • @theotacomex
    @theotacomex 9 лет назад +153

    Warren seems awesome

    • @Lexi2-2
      @Lexi2-2 9 лет назад

      do you wanna join the crew of tacos

    • @theotacomex
      @theotacomex 9 лет назад

      +taco Sure. By the way, what's the crew of tacos?

    • @Lexi2-2
      @Lexi2-2 9 лет назад

      The O Taco the crew of tacos are my subscribers. And my name

    • @mahdidasoo892
      @mahdidasoo892 8 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @kylieghkerr1773
      @kylieghkerr1773 8 лет назад

      +taco crew yasss can I

  • @samybus6172
    @samybus6172 5 лет назад +41

    ”My girlfriend’s boyfriend”
    Me: confused confusion.

  • @MacPlox
    @MacPlox 9 лет назад +82

    He said Brain Science and Rocket Surgery XD

    • @jacquelinemeldrum77
      @jacquelinemeldrum77 9 лет назад +16

      Joeuan P. Calayo MOMMY I WANNA BE A ROCKET SURGEON WHEN I GROW UP

    • @hailsstorm5647
      @hailsstorm5647 9 лет назад

      Cupcakes, Flowers, and Evil LOL!!!!

  • @andrewfrancis74
    @andrewfrancis74 10 лет назад +315

    Dude, the minute you go long-distance, break up.
    But that's easy for me to see, I'm 52........I'm only here because I'm an Artist who still likes cartoons.

    • @CallMeMFor12345
      @CallMeMFor12345 7 лет назад +21

      SEQUAJ NI What are you doing on the internet grandpa?

    • @havcc2x63
      @havcc2x63 6 лет назад +11

      Man get yo fat ass of the internet

    • @danaflamenco
      @danaflamenco 6 лет назад +21

      @@havcc2x63 You don't even know if he's fat. And the internet and RUclips are exclusive to moronic children like yourself

    • @constantinospastos8255
      @constantinospastos8255 6 лет назад +4

      @Villie Danielsson 7 Påarps skolait was made in 2012

    • @myetoob23
      @myetoob23 6 лет назад +11

      @Packable how tf do you know what this 52 yr old person has gone through in life? What kind of relationships they've had or even how many? Get yo Ms. Cleo I know your past present and future lookin ass outta here

  • @aspncarillo2487
    @aspncarillo2487 Год назад +3

    “you either choose me or you lose me” has been my motto since I was 11. 21 and my peace is out matched thank you swoozie

  • @iimmjjrr
    @iimmjjrr 7 лет назад +70

    "Either you choose me or you lose me" -Swoozie 😂😂😂😂👍

  • @ariannaa148
    @ariannaa148 8 лет назад +765

    Babe! This is not Brain Science or Rocket Surgery.... Like if you see the error..

    • @nesbygalvan2088
      @nesbygalvan2088 8 лет назад +29

      It was on purpose

    • @Rmando
      @Rmando 8 лет назад +10

      That's the joke lol. He tries to sound smart but ends up sounding dumb.

    • @itsjayhaha3623
      @itsjayhaha3623 8 лет назад +2

      this is not brain surgery or rocket science

    • @Smart30701
      @Smart30701 8 лет назад

      Omg that took a while..

    • @jonahmeyerpeter3385
      @jonahmeyerpeter3385 8 лет назад +4

      +joella alcide UR AN IDIOT ITS A JOKE

  • @voltazarus1065
    @voltazarus1065 6 лет назад +78

    Let me catch my sons girlfriend having another boyfriend.

  • @qualityvideos1
    @qualityvideos1 3 года назад +7

    The only phrase that truly stuck with me for 9 years "Either you choose me or you lose me, I ain't nobody's plan B"

  • @squidwardtentacles7985
    @squidwardtentacles7985 6 лет назад +192

    I have a friend just like Warren 😂

  • @oddkookie8620
    @oddkookie8620 7 лет назад +249

    That's something my friend and I would do me:SOMEONE CHEATED ON ME!!!!! her:lets beat up her Lambo *evil laugh that's sounds like she is choking* edit: his*

  • @StiV2500
    @StiV2500 11 лет назад +15

    I love these animated stories, please keep doing more!

  • @trobvidz
    @trobvidz 5 лет назад +16

    0:23 “we hired this new guy at our office named Tim”, lovin the voice

  • @mitziemax3042
    @mitziemax3042 10 лет назад +206

    Can someone please make a cloning device and clone swoozie so every girl on earth can have one?!? ❤️💙💚

    • @cjgorman132fan
      @cjgorman132fan 10 лет назад +10

      And guys so we can all have good laughs

    • @MultiElementalgamer
      @MultiElementalgamer 10 лет назад +5

      We already have a cloning device, all we deed is a age modifier

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 лет назад +14

      Greg Addams Not really a cloning device, we can just make something with identical DNA to the original. Swoozie would have to be raised the same, not just grown.

    • @lillian2511
      @lillian2511 10 лет назад +10

      Alfred F. Jones Wait, you mean if Chuck norris ''Clones'' himself and grows himself up, his son is himself?

    • @mewsickat2982
      @mewsickat2982 10 лет назад +2

      No.

  • @phoebeguldenzopf884
    @phoebeguldenzopf884 7 лет назад +68

    The "rocket surgery and brain science" killed me!!!!!!😂😂😂OMFG!!!!

  • @heromx5105
    @heromx5105 7 лет назад +44

    I hate "Breaks" it's such bull.

  • @ymirishere7108
    @ymirishere7108 5 лет назад +24

    0:20 WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW OLD THE MAP IS?!?!?!

  • @rbxa2147
    @rbxa2147 8 лет назад +34

    I hate how some girls do that leave you for someone who clearly just wants to use her then she comes back all like "please take me back it'll never happen agean" and you are trying not to laugh while feeling bad about it yet you don't take her back because you don't trust her anymore

    • @DaddyFutbol
      @DaddyFutbol 8 лет назад +2

      RBxA 21 That's true brah, but i had stupid friends who still take them back boy/girl after their partners cheated on them, smh

    • @danieljm2608
      @danieljm2608 7 лет назад

      So true

  • @lubeke
    @lubeke 7 лет назад +203

    we should take a break is what happened to me with my gf

  • @laucorn123
    @laucorn123 9 лет назад +29

    Ahhh yes the dreaded we should take a break. Allow me to translate what it means based on personal past experience & what I have seen with my friends.
    What she says: "We should take a break. "
    Translation: "I want to go off and 'not cheat' with this person I have been secretly flirting with and fantasizing about behind your back. "
    What she says: "I'm young, and still want to have fun."
    Translation: "I don't want a serious relationship right now but want to keep you on the back burner so I have someone stable to get with after I have partied & dated a bunch of guys who are not husband material but I thought were hot."
    Yes I am exaggerating but not by much. Sadly every girl I have ever heard say we should take a break whether it's to me, one of my friends, or to their boyfriend they said that because they already had someone else they wanted to get with guilt free.
    So good for you swoozie on your being nobody's plan B motto. :)

    • @TransitioningBeauty
      @TransitioningBeauty 9 лет назад +2

      laucorn123 True, but that's just the problem with young people being in serious relationships in general. If you're under 23 it's probably a bad idea to date someone long term (longer than a year and a half) because at some point you're going to want to be with someone else and "sow your wild oats" because you're young and why the fuck not? but if you're in a serious relationship you'll end up hurting the person in some way (whether you break up with them or not).
      Very few people under 23 seriously wanna settle down and be with the one person they wanna be with for the rest of their lives. You don't wanna meet your husband when you're 17 you wanna have fun

    • @The1stDragonRider
      @The1stDragonRider 9 лет назад +3

      +Tatiana ^_~ So this is what humanity has come down to huh? A whole bunch of people who have no respect for others or their feelings, and would rather "have fun". I hope that all who do this shit die alone and lonely with no one to love.

  • @stephaniegieralt3600
    @stephaniegieralt3600 4 года назад +14

    "This aint brain science or rocket surgery" LMFAO

  • @ChokmahIsrael
    @ChokmahIsrael 11 лет назад +36

    My dearest friend, I felt the sore pain and rage as I watched this video, I had flashbacks, and oh, let's just say, many years back, I did much worse then what you and your pal thought about.

    • @RhetoricalLyric
      @RhetoricalLyric 11 лет назад +7

      I see.
      EXPLAIN PLEASE.

    • @bolingrey6465
      @bolingrey6465 11 лет назад

      o,o oh my

    • @ChokmahIsrael
      @ChokmahIsrael 11 лет назад +11

      +NikitaMariia let's just say, don't try'ta take anotha mans woman, and if you're a woman, ohhohooooooo, don't cheat on your man, you might really regret it, i've changed now though, but back then , you screwed me over, and oh, you were getting it twice back, planned out, to make you remember me for life.

    • @gamefreak23788
      @gamefreak23788 11 лет назад +2

      GedaliahBenIsrael Honestly really inspirational man.

    • @lillysatou5664
      @lillysatou5664 10 лет назад +1

      And how many did you kill then?

  • @WaterCamelz
    @WaterCamelz 8 лет назад +52

    I totally relate to warren

  • @orbit2444
    @orbit2444 7 лет назад +36

    "u mad a wah boii" 😂 thank god im jamaicsn

  • @hillre14
    @hillre14 5 лет назад +80

    Saw that coming 30 seconds in Warren is literally my older brother

  • @arcstaff
    @arcstaff 8 лет назад +79

    Good Swoozie. Did the right thing.

  • @bax2603
    @bax2603 6 лет назад +890

    from trinidad but puts on Jamaican accent ....sigh

  • @areallycoolkid6894
    @areallycoolkid6894 8 лет назад +56

    The same happened to me: my girl chose this other guy over me, and when she gets dumped by him, she comes crawling to me crying. Guess what I said. Yes. Because I'm lonely and her friends are my friends, so I'm in a trap right now. Save me.

    • @explodingcheese506
      @explodingcheese506 8 лет назад +12

      You say: I ain't anybodies plan B, you either choose me, or you loose me!
      Best fucking comeback.

    • @areallycoolkid6894
      @areallycoolkid6894 8 лет назад +2

      Exploding Cheese Thank you for "not" copying the creator of this video's joke :D

    • @explodingcheese506
      @explodingcheese506 8 лет назад +2

      ShardTnt
      I just like the sound of it :P

    • @curiouswanderer7187
      @curiouswanderer7187 8 лет назад +1

      Lol same here but i was friendzoned

    • @skullofmetal7
      @skullofmetal7 8 лет назад +1

      Same here brother my girl left me for another guy too and my problem was similar to sWooZie's but we broke up cuz of her mom now I play the waiting game and see if they will brake up.

  • @Authorized.
    @Authorized. 4 года назад +5

    “You got to take your place in the circle of life”
    -Warren

  • @EXHellfire
    @EXHellfire 9 лет назад +132

    Did you really cosplay as Ness

    • @internetalias1613
      @internetalias1613 9 лет назад +32

      倉敷市レイ I'm glad someone else noticed he was dressed as Ness

    • @rakkatytam
      @rakkatytam 9 лет назад +5

      James Price Oh god let's hope he wasn't planning on using the Casey Bat to beat Tim's car.

    • @treize32
      @treize32 9 лет назад +3

      倉敷市レイ this is the best comment on here.

    • @EXHellfire
      @EXHellfire 9 лет назад

      Thanks hun

    • @sleepysaiken3984
      @sleepysaiken3984 9 лет назад

      James Price I did to. :-: