Driving While Black

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2013
  • 🚙🚓💨I've lost count of how many stories I've heard where one of my female friends flirt their way out of a ticket. Being a BLACK male makes it dang near Indiana Jones Temple of Doom impossible for this scenario to happen.
    Animation by BlackSen // Narrated by sWooZie // Music by Harry Gettings
    ▼Watch more:
    High School Girls and Back Rubs [Redux]: • High School Girls and ...
    My Crazy Ex: • My Crazy Ex
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    ▼🐤 Birds of a feather stalk together:
    Animation by BlackSen //
    RUclips: / black734
    FACEBOOK: / blacksen
    TWITTER: / blacksen
    Narration by sWooZie //
    RUclips: / swoozie06
    FACEBOOK: www. adande
    INSTAGRAM: / swoozie06
    TWITTER: / swooz1e
    Music by Harry Gettings //
    / hgettings
    Listen to the music used in video here: • Driving While Black Score
    If this video seems familiar to you at all I originally uploaded it back in 2009 but it was blocked after being up for a few weeks due to the use of copyrighted music on it. So after being a private video for years, its been remade in HD with full animation.
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @mjhome7301
    @mjhome7301 2 года назад +837

    This cop lady way to thick

  • @blazakin246
    @blazakin246 9 лет назад +3156

    Driving while black? Ha! Try to pilot a plane while being Pakistani!

    • @guldrev
      @guldrev 9 лет назад +174

      that is only a problem if you are not supposed to be the pilot : P

    • @supergreen3698
      @supergreen3698 9 лет назад +51

      This is the best comment on RUclips

    • @lmaolmoo4147
      @lmaolmoo4147 9 лет назад +27

      Rekt.

    • @aaronbowman897
      @aaronbowman897 9 лет назад +7

      xD

    • @guldrev
      @guldrev 9 лет назад +22

      Jason Patanao we all know Asian people cant drive

  • @aleiyahpearson3515
    @aleiyahpearson3515 5 лет назад +2493

    When she rolled off the car tho🤣

  • @kaijukid1443
    @kaijukid1443 4 года назад +361

    Okay,this woman clearly has some SERIOUS anger problems if she decided to have a dude pull over into a construction area just because he accidentally cut her off

    • @LylaDagger
      @LylaDagger 2 года назад +34

      Agreed. She should NOT be a police officer if she's angry at a hair trigger like this. It's dangerous.

    • @ichigonixsun
      @ichigonixsun 2 года назад +18

      Well, we are hearing the story from the point of view of the person who was stopped by the police, so i'd take every word he said with extra caution before concluding anything.

    • @ichigonixsun
      @ichigonixsun 2 года назад +7

      @@blackbearcj5819 No, i think you misunderstood me. It is not unlikely or even impossible for a police officer to be overly angry on nothing, i think this should be too obvious for me to even need to say. I'm just saying that it is not impossible for this narrative to be exaggerated too, therefore we should not make conclusions or vain accusations about the officer without substantial proof. Are you able to understand what i said?

    • @iamacat9400
      @iamacat9400 2 года назад +3

      don't worry he just came up with the story to get them views

    • @ichigonixsun
      @ichigonixsun 2 года назад +7

      @@iamacat9400 that's possible, we will never know for sure...

  • @murdoc53
    @murdoc53 9 лет назад +276

    She was pissed because you cut her off without signaling with a enough time for her to react. She could have rear-ended you and caused a serious collision and potential pileup.

    • @kristophermackenroth7182
      @kristophermackenroth7182 9 лет назад +40

      This is true but he would have had to do that to anyone. He had no clear wait of merging without pissing someone off. The lady cop had no reason to pull him over just to yell at him. He did nothing illegal as long as he used turn signals and bla bla. She a used her power as a cop to just yell at him

    • @murdoc53
      @murdoc53 9 лет назад +24

      speculatory. But none of us were there, were we

    • @jtroopa
      @jtroopa 9 лет назад +19

      kristopher mackenroth That sounds plausible. I've had it happen to me. I had to literally bite my tongue while this guy lectured me on the importance of not only driving the speed limit, but driving at a speed in accordance with the flow of traffic. I was as ass-hair's breadth away from blurting out "That's why I was doing seventy, because EVERYONE was doing seventy!"
      Fact of the matter is, they can and sometimes WILL pull you over for any bullshit thing. -_-'

    • @shrapnelface5978
      @shrapnelface5978 9 лет назад +7

      If she was a good driver she would have saw that his lane was ending and he needed to merge. I let people in all the time because I can (like good drivers) predict where the cars arounds me need to go. If she was blocking him from merging then she would have been a douche.

    • @murdoc53
      @murdoc53 9 лет назад +1

      .....and what if her siren was on and he neglected to mention that

  • @nileaogden3903
    @nileaogden3903 7 лет назад +4828

    he didn't say if he used a turn signal before he merged

    • @bartysavage6927
      @bartysavage6927 6 лет назад +48

      Yeah

    • @illusionofquality979
      @illusionofquality979 6 лет назад +242

      Even if he used turn signal, he cannot change the lane unless he ensures that this action won't make the driver on said lane change their speed of direction.

    • @GamingHero...
      @GamingHero... 6 лет назад +15

      Illusion of Quality but its not like he could stop completely

    • @CaptainCocaine
      @CaptainCocaine 6 лет назад +53

      The lane was ending. I know you still should signal, but it's not like the cop shouldn't have known what he was about to do.

    • @xTaanzo
      @xTaanzo 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah but maybe he didn't slow down and pulled right in before she could react. It's not like the construction appeared out of nowhere. Also old thread, I know no one might reply lul.

  • @liliethfox8298
    @liliethfox8298 4 года назад +718

    Like madea says " green lights means go red lights means stop blue lights means step on the gas "

  • @abbabasketball3153
    @abbabasketball3153 3 года назад +442

    6 years later and it’s still a reality

    • @f9oeks965
      @f9oeks965 3 года назад +5

      6 years is nothing

    • @paulschultz8011
      @paulschultz8011 3 года назад +3

      @@f9oeks965 it’s probably 2/3 of your life

    • @marcus.mclain
      @marcus.mclain 3 года назад +2

      Is this lady still pulling peeps over? Wow.

    • @marcus.mclain
      @marcus.mclain 3 года назад +3

      @Cat Guy The joke I was making was that just because something has to do with the police doesn’t mean it’s more relevant now or something. Not a very obvious joke though,

    • @Tom-it9nu
      @Tom-it9nu 2 года назад +4

      @Evan [insert last name] the cops didn't kill George Floyd the drugs did

  • @fyfedexter223
    @fyfedexter223 5 лет назад +3945

    “Wendy’s chromosomes line up real nice” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @karinab7471
      @karinab7471 5 лет назад +76

      Girl look gewd

    • @williamfries8409
      @williamfries8409 5 лет назад +9

      @Lizy and lila Don't be sorry for being right.

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +6

      Wendy also has an extra one

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 5 лет назад +2

      Acura 123 I laugh so hard when people do dumb stuff

    • @laundrymachinee
      @laundrymachinee 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah that’s weird my stepmoms name is Wendy XD

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 9 лет назад +6930

    Flirting with the cops:
    "I thought you didn't give tickets to cute girls?"
    "You are absolutely right, we don't"
    (gives her ticket)
    Your mileage may vary

    • @pawJuno
      @pawJuno 9 лет назад +77

      ***** you're*

    • @Dracomut
      @Dracomut 9 лет назад +119

      odd Nah, its your

    • @pawJuno
      @pawJuno 9 лет назад +64

      no, it's you're*.

    • @Dracomut
      @Dracomut 9 лет назад +77

      odd Your wrong

    • @pawJuno
      @pawJuno 9 лет назад +78

      ***** you're*

  • @FireFox-co2zy
    @FireFox-co2zy 4 года назад +878

    This lady cop is insane 😂😂😂
    Btw, who wears heels while working in the force?

    • @strawberryboy9045
      @strawberryboy9045 3 года назад +57

      They don’t. That’s how he imagines them I guess.

    • @strawberryseal1851
      @strawberryseal1851 3 года назад +5

      The lady cop

    • @NotR00t
      @NotR00t 3 года назад +9

      its a animation idiot

    • @amandapovey5529
      @amandapovey5529 3 года назад +13

      @@NotR00t dang chill

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 3 года назад +5

      @@mennoberg9466 you should have said r/wooosh

  • @anonymousvestra9614
    @anonymousvestra9614 4 года назад +2003

    Yo i remeber those cars the old school ones that u had to roll down

    • @nichii1603
      @nichii1603 4 года назад +30

      They really not that old though.

    • @mymom9741
      @mymom9741 3 года назад +14

      Feel like everyone knows about those cars

    • @yahyexamari
      @yahyexamari 3 года назад

      100 likes

    • @bullzai018
      @bullzai018 3 года назад +6

      @@nichii1603 They are sorta but there's still so many of them on the road. Unless you coming from money. Everybody has rode in one, once or more.

    • @Ledybit
      @Ledybit 3 года назад +4

      Me too, I remember being so amazed with the buttons you just had to press

  • @JLeaf337
    @JLeaf337 9 лет назад +720

    Well that was...
    Onix-pected.
    I'm sorry I'll show myself out.

    • @PurpleYoshi774
      @PurpleYoshi774 9 лет назад +27

      I think you NAILED that pun.

    • @DaggerXIV
      @DaggerXIV 9 лет назад +19

      PurpleYoshi774 That pun really did...ROCK.

    • @Endnationdoesgaming
      @Endnationdoesgaming 9 лет назад +2

      Jarrett Vlake im gonna have to beat your ass till its bulbasaur

    • @Endnationdoesgaming
      @Endnationdoesgaming 9 лет назад +1

      End nation does gaming you magnamight not make it out alive

    • @JLeaf337
      @JLeaf337 9 лет назад +2

      THAT'S GRANBULL SHIT

  • @roshitheyoshi7962
    @roshitheyoshi7962 8 лет назад +666

    5:10 Well that was Onyx-pected

    • @redacted4753
      @redacted4753 8 лет назад +2

      yes

    • @sadrose5113
      @sadrose5113 8 лет назад

      BBBBBBOOOOO THATS SO LAME

    • @blu3sk13s5
      @blu3sk13s5 8 лет назад

      My sister HATES puns but I died.

    • @LaurenT3G
      @LaurenT3G 8 лет назад +1

      My Spearow fell out of the sky. Your pun was so good. Did you WING it, because I didn't ex-PECK-t that. My puns are POKEMONstrous, and, ah, a lot of people find them bad. I can't blame them. Sorry if this annoyed you. XD

    • @roshitheyoshi7962
      @roshitheyoshi7962 8 лет назад +4

      +Lauren Chung Well i was RAICHU know.

  • @cwcpants140
    @cwcpants140 2 года назад +226

    no one:
    cubone: "driving while black? nice knowing ya pimp"
    why did this kill me so thoroughly? also thought this had said "nice knowin ya, simp"

  • @vindle4063
    @vindle4063 4 года назад +1096

    Maybe.. that lady cop-
    Was a dude.

    • @thecraplordsell4575
      @thecraplordsell4575 4 года назад +22

      Vindle 1 or.... TRANSGENDER

    • @redbandit1339
      @redbandit1339 4 года назад +8

      Ya never know

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 4 года назад +6

      The crap lord Sell
      Non-binary?

    • @ttgruffles6731
      @ttgruffles6731 4 года назад +1

      V i n d l e 0.0 you never know. It could even be a non-binary!

    • @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220
      @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220 4 года назад

      Ok, I don't think they'd transition because they like girls and they can't expect an easier time trying to get with one.

  • @sontran-db4te
    @sontran-db4te 9 лет назад +2682

    Omg who did the cop voice?😂😂😂😂

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  9 лет назад +1135

      Thatssss meeeee :) "WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?!?!"

    • @RobloxianUploader
      @RobloxianUploader 9 лет назад +177

      You should do an impressions video!

    • @TheBloodThirstyvamp
      @TheBloodThirstyvamp 9 лет назад +28

      It's better than the lady voice he used to do. :P

    • @JustOneMorePaul
      @JustOneMorePaul 9 лет назад +25

      sWooZie most the voices are his, all his impressions

    • @joyfulburgeraj948
      @joyfulburgeraj948 9 лет назад +3

      sWooZie u da best

  • @CrazyBarks
    @CrazyBarks 7 лет назад +234

    Mission Failed, we'll get 'em next time.

    • @flaxyd
      @flaxyd 6 лет назад

      200mmgun no he will not bc my teacher is training to be a cop and they only pass by ex: if she pulls over my mom and im beside her she has to give us a ticket she cant resiste, thats why it is not happening again

  • @rd9526
    @rd9526 3 года назад +178

    Anyone after swoozies new DWB vid? It honestly makes me feel sick to my stomach

  • @jessicanelson3270
    @jessicanelson3270 4 года назад +76

    4:06 had me dying

  • @Nadumame
    @Nadumame 7 лет назад +380

    2:56 open the door on her face!!!
    👍

  • @Feliciatanktop
    @Feliciatanktop 7 лет назад +414

    I wish I wasn't flat chested, didn't look 16, and looked better while driving so I could flirt my way out of a ticket

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 4 года назад +127

    I never understood the “lets take two years to build this!” Joke.
    Until i moved to florida

  • @RaccoPunk
    @RaccoPunk 3 года назад +42

    me, only finding this in 2020: "oh yeah, its all coming together"

  • @ryanr5066
    @ryanr5066 7 лет назад +580

    He cops voice sounds like Marge Simpson

  • @marsstar_
    @marsstar_ 5 лет назад +2668

    THE WAY SHE ROLLED OFF THE CAR 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit 1: Thank you for the likes! This is the most I got ever! Thank you very much!

    • @kaidenyodokuna4709
      @kaidenyodokuna4709 4 года назад +12

      Ikr

    • @IntrusiveDuck
      @IntrusiveDuck 4 года назад +9

      gaming hahahhahahahahahahahhaha
      Lmfaoooo
      I cant

    • @MrKhalil9
      @MrKhalil9 4 года назад +17

      GIMME YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRA-OH!! AAGH!! OOHH!!! im dyin'

    • @xiruseking6316
      @xiruseking6316 4 года назад +2

      MrKhalil9 bro I was going to reply that 😂

    • @Gameplexrex
      @Gameplexrex 4 года назад +1

      Shooting stars meme INTENSIFIES

  • @West_Coast_Gang
    @West_Coast_Gang 3 года назад +30

    Driving while black:
    My neighborhood: easy mode
    Random Midwest area: medium mode
    Chicago, New York, and other cities: hard mode

  • @wiithemesong9322
    @wiithemesong9322 4 года назад +102

    HOW DARE YOU PULL ME OVER YOU WHERE HIDING IN THE BUSHES LIKE A HOMELESS BUM!!

  • @cynthiakawaii3883
    @cynthiakawaii3883 8 лет назад +453

    3:55 pause it just right... it has a little guy on her mouth saying yolo

    • @ItsAlk
      @ItsAlk 8 лет назад +4

      It was BlackSen

    • @froggod9395
      @froggod9395 8 лет назад +2

      At the scene when was surprised someone didn't yell "Round one... FIGHT!" I actaully did that before to someone who got pulled over

    • @noodlequ33n69
      @noodlequ33n69 8 лет назад

      That's Blacksen, the guy who animated this.

    • @e.g.o.m.e
      @e.g.o.m.e 8 лет назад +1

      darn everytime i see something and try to type it someone already typed it but your right there is

    • @jrworld520
      @jrworld520 8 лет назад +2

      I don't see a little guy

  • @mbw5663
    @mbw5663 7 лет назад +976

    Pause at 1:22 it's pretty obvious Adande don't like cops 😂

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 7 лет назад +15

      MBW blacksen animated it tho

    • @kelvin-wg4cy
      @kelvin-wg4cy 7 лет назад +2

      MBW because black people don't like white cops

    • @hmasterchaos8700
      @hmasterchaos8700 7 лет назад +7

      um it says WTH means What The Hell not what ever you thought it was also where did that cop learned to drive

    • @froggyman_flips
      @froggyman_flips 7 лет назад

      H M

    • @hmasterchaos8700
      @hmasterchaos8700 7 лет назад

      legit it said WTH before not MBW

  • @Joshuaryancopeland
    @Joshuaryancopeland 3 года назад +4

    Back again in 2020

  • @DuckboyYT
    @DuckboyYT 4 года назад +173

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly...
    He drive while blacc

  • @microwavedfork.9291
    @microwavedfork.9291 8 лет назад +154

    I hate racial profiling here's an example white person pull over : 🚗🚓
    ✈🚁
    Black one: 🚗🚓🚑🚒🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚒🚑🚒🚑

    • @microwavedfork.9291
      @microwavedfork.9291 8 лет назад

      It sucks

    • @madhatter9335
      @madhatter9335 8 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @aross713
      @aross713 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Dasharae07
      @Dasharae07 8 лет назад

      I GET YOUR FUCKING PAIN DUDE
      😱 😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😡😡😠😡😠😠😡😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
      :black 🚗 🚒🚨🚑🚑🚓🚑🚓🚑🚒🚓🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚒🚐🚑🚑🚐🚐🚒🚐🚑🚑🚑🚔🚑🚑🚑🚑🚒🚒🚑🚓🚑🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚄🚆🚄🚄🚅🚄🚄🚅🚅🚅🚅🚅🚇🚝🚇🚃🚃🚗🚍🚞🚅

    • @Dasharae07
      @Dasharae07 8 лет назад

      Black one scared
      Cars/cops really mad at something

  • @trashbin5382
    @trashbin5382 8 лет назад +394

    holy shit why the fuck am i not subscribed i love this guy

  • @RouletteRider
    @RouletteRider 4 года назад +27

    Just watched this vid and oh man I laughed so hard at the mortal kombat skit lol definitely subscribed

  • @mostpandabear1167
    @mostpandabear1167 4 года назад +2

    I love the cubone that you drew

  • @xmagic2323
    @xmagic2323 8 лет назад +230

    I like this style of animation

    • @mafia0italy
      @mafia0italy 8 лет назад +1

      More like never drive in america, or you will die

    • @iogaines9404
      @iogaines9404 7 лет назад +10

      Right? I laughed so hard watching his arm wiggle when he rolled down the window.

    • @cammyden6126
      @cammyden6126 7 лет назад +2

      bella leffy me too!!!

    • @tarstarkusz
      @tarstarkusz 7 лет назад

      There is so much good content on YT, why do you watch this trash?

    • @xmagic2323
      @xmagic2323 7 лет назад +4

      tarstarkusz why do you care?

  • @xX_Skraith_Xx
    @xX_Skraith_Xx 10 лет назад +230

    I'm pretty sure we can all agree that it was that time of the month...

    • @skeletormcskeletal657
      @skeletormcskeletal657 10 лет назад +3

      Yup

    • @ThePlantPrince
      @ThePlantPrince 10 лет назад +33

      Saito Touhara Oh that's cute, someone's mad because their profile pic isn't as well drawn as the others. Love and tolerate bro, and being gay isn't a bad thing either.

    • @comrade64100
      @comrade64100 10 лет назад +13

      im not an brony but i have to admit skraith brony pic is cute :3

    • @xX_Skraith_Xx
      @xX_Skraith_Xx 10 лет назад +25

      Saito Touhara I'm already at my home... Aaand I'm not gay... Aaand I sincerely don't care about that.
      Zhana Alexsandr Thanks, mate! =)
      Off topic: Right here. This is what is supposed to happen. Even though you aren't part of a group, you offer your honest opinion. Even if it is opposite of the group's view, you can voice it in a way that is constructive and friendly. Have a good day, Zhana.

    • @stutt7449
      @stutt7449 10 лет назад +10

      Saito, there was no reason to hate on the person because of what they like, that had nothing to do with their comment, judging and hating is terrible, please leave bronies alone, as they can be nice people. You don't know. Also, one of the most immature reasons to hate someone is from what television shows they watch. I don't like anime at all, but I don't have a problem with my friends that do, because we know that we have other similar interests. You shouldn't hate, tolerate.

  • @avadoty774
    @avadoty774 Год назад +5

    Oh my god I first watched this when I was maybe 12 and now that I have driving experience, this is such an insane situation 💀 Absolutely deranged that she made you pullover into construction

  • @reedrudeonegod7369
    @reedrudeonegod7369 2 года назад +8

    The fact I’m still watching these videos and there still funny makes swoozie a great RUclipsr

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 10 лет назад +1426

    nice work again adande - nice work. fun to see you collabing with a great artist!

    • @shrekisjesus4066
      @shrekisjesus4066 5 лет назад +3

      itsAlexClark hi

    • @itsacat2395
      @itsacat2395 5 лет назад +7

      Whydidyouspendyourtimetryingtoreadthis

    • @itsacat2395
      @itsacat2395 5 лет назад +1

      Choochoo The Asian samehere

    • @itsacat2395
      @itsacat2395 5 лет назад +1

      Choochoo The Asian I tried to get a picture of zed doggo but it failed

    • @itsacat2395
      @itsacat2395 5 лет назад +1

      Can'tbebotherednow

  • @mexicansrlit2463
    @mexicansrlit2463 8 лет назад +916

    Damnit swoozie I was about to go watch anime but I fell into the amazing pit that is your channel.

    • @thereformer7
      @thereformer7 8 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂Yes preach it

    • @kdswxrld8836
      @kdswxrld8836 7 лет назад +4

      Anime you say

    • @bosscool4246
      @bosscool4246 7 лет назад +3

      Kadarius Stewart hey we both have same name not going by RUclips my actual real name is Kadarius

    • @janitartallman
      @janitartallman 7 лет назад +2

      Man she's a beast

    • @samorrisonrah
      @samorrisonrah 7 лет назад +2

      Boss Cool

  • @mel_cat4303
    @mel_cat4303 4 года назад +12

    2:45 And i need you
    2:45 And i miss you

  • @zed4643
    @zed4643 4 года назад +10

    LMFAAOO this is by far my favorite Swoozie video ever 💀💀😂😂😂. You’re so extra I love it

  • @BlastphamousHDGaming
    @BlastphamousHDGaming 10 лет назад +2146

    your animating skills are pregressing quite nicely man.....i swear every video you upload is better then the last :)

    • @JonnyWafflez
      @JonnyWafflez 10 лет назад +133

      This wasn't done by him, pal. Someday, people will actually read the description.. Someday...

    • @sozogen
      @sozogen 10 лет назад +81

      Animation by BlackSen. Its in the opening Title/Credit scene.
      Just pointing credit o the one who deserves it =)

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 10 лет назад +10

      swoozie didn't animate it.

    • @_AGS27_
      @_AGS27_ 10 лет назад +1

      Jebu911 oh word?

    • @cherresoda
      @cherresoda 6 лет назад +5

      Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history
      Me:

  • @seth8865
    @seth8865 10 лет назад +30

    she probably realized that she didn't have anything on you and that she was just using her status as a cop to take out road rage

  • @LoveYou-rt6bx
    @LoveYou-rt6bx 3 года назад +3

    You are a LEGEND of you remember when this came out

  • @thetottyapple227
    @thetottyapple227 4 года назад +27

    ngl the cop lady sounds like elmo 🤣😂

  • @josh4737
    @josh4737 6 лет назад +299

    "Driving while black good luck pimp."

  • @melior956
    @melior956 5 лет назад +1170

    Man flirting not just with police,
    But with a lady police
    Men can we respecc this person who can flirt wit a wheeman police?

  • @joseph-bw7ud
    @joseph-bw7ud 4 года назад +17

    Damn, thank God for swoozie. Whenever i feel down, he always there to make me piss my pants🤣

  • @lateefhoward2383
    @lateefhoward2383 4 года назад +18

    "On like Diddy Kong"

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 2 года назад

      Uhh... Strongbad were you just first basing with that piece of loose leaf?

  • @MoonLiteWolf
    @MoonLiteWolf 10 лет назад +2586

    Lol the visuals in this are hilarious :)

  • @willardseymour5284
    @willardseymour5284 6 лет назад +367

    4:04 Gimme yo lisence regerstrate- OH UGH *THROWS SELF OVER CAR*

  • @Raymix1000
    @Raymix1000 4 года назад +3

    0:05 Radda Radda Radda - such a complex story it brought me to tears.

  • @lb6536
    @lb6536 3 года назад +8

    Thank you so much for sharing! My husband is a dark skin Mexican American. Once he was stuck behind a construction street too, and coincidentally he cut off a cop car too! My husband got really scared, the cop started to tail gate us and then ended up right next to my husband. The cop stared at my husband with so much hate. I popped my head next to my husband to make sure the cop sees my light skin Asian female self . The cop saw me and slowed down his car and left us a lone. I had to use my privilege to protect my husband. When we were at the Asian market, the clerks were I'following my husband, I had to hold his hand for them to know I'm with him for them to stop following him. I am afraid what will happen to him if he shops or goes out a lone but I'm glad he's still living his life.

  • @ThisIsDjYigytugd
    @ThisIsDjYigytugd 10 лет назад +66

    When she rolled off the car! I'M DYING!

    • @nbfsoos5846
      @nbfsoos5846 10 лет назад +6

      i never noticed that till you posted that and now im dying
      and people who didn't see it 4:05

  • @daddyash9056
    @daddyash9056 4 года назад +572

    2:30 I’m wearing headphones and it sound real I got confused🤣

    • @twonkae9542
      @twonkae9542 4 года назад +19

      Briya Neal FR 😭 I looked out into my hallway

    • @sonicfan1644
      @sonicfan1644 4 года назад +3

      Same happened to me...I had ear buds so I thought there was a robot in my hallway

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 4 года назад

      Same lmao

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was my cat

    • @ttgruffles6731
      @ttgruffles6731 4 года назад

      AstronomyTime 😂

  • @sydneymatterson408
    @sydneymatterson408 3 года назад +2

    I am really enjoying your animation and stories. Thank you for these. Love the Pokémon and intense music. And the girl voice 🤣

  • @BeauMan2
    @BeauMan2 4 года назад +3

    2:53 that voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raven800plays
    @raven800plays 7 лет назад +220

    remember what you said swoozie;
    "Sometimes you can't give people that clipboard."

    • @gnorp_
      @gnorp_ 7 лет назад

      ravenjehuty ew a furry

    • @raven800plays
      @raven800plays 7 лет назад +6

      ew a person on the internet =P

    • @Martin-ki8jv
      @Martin-ki8jv 7 лет назад

      ravenjehuty fucking furries....

    • @raven800plays
      @raven800plays 7 лет назад

      GekkeBulgaar I know right? they just make the world so much more interesting. ^_^

    • @Martin-ki8jv
      @Martin-ki8jv 7 лет назад +2

      ravenjehuty disgusting

  • @disado4
    @disado4 6 лет назад +263

    1# flirt with cop
    2#get out ticket
    3#get her number

  • @sharris9812
    @sharris9812 4 года назад +22

    This video is SO funny like literally 😅🤣😂

  • @dk2853
    @dk2853 3 года назад +1

    Great vid, love the story and the animation is awesome!

  • @EddoGamer
    @EddoGamer 5 лет назад +637

    1:41 there's this one construction site going on for 2 years in my town and it still hasn't been done rofl

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +15

      Do you live in Texas

    • @Percpopper69
      @Percpopper69 4 года назад +11

      Ryde Mk when there’s a construction that haven’t been finished for more than 2 years it gotta be texas xD

    • @xsilverzx3616
      @xsilverzx3616 4 года назад +3

      Just like the one building in gtav

    • @nitewolf948
      @nitewolf948 4 года назад +1

      I have a construction zone that’s been going since before I was born...that’s more then a DECADE of work lol

    • @envymobile7176
      @envymobile7176 4 года назад +2

      There’s been one going for 37 years in my town

  • @pennypearls5030
    @pennypearls5030 6 лет назад +635

    3:16 My car has windows like this, and sometimes the handle decides to get stuck! My car is a 1973, and its so fun to drive!

    • @invader_ren5974
      @invader_ren5974 6 лет назад +7

      Pennypearls 2016 jeep and i have manual rollers

    • @MsGalbi
      @MsGalbi 6 лет назад +6

      Pennypearls I know ur pain, my dad has one from 1953...thank God our other cars don't have that

    • @user-ch2ll9up6w
      @user-ch2ll9up6w 6 лет назад +1

      Pennypearls my dad's car too.

    • @johnbryant9087
      @johnbryant9087 6 лет назад +1

      Pennypearls lol I bet you have to fix it once every month

    • @sgtvibes7196
      @sgtvibes7196 6 лет назад

      ....

  • @AgentBellyache
    @AgentBellyache 4 года назад +5

    i love the animation, especially that lady cop’s angry face 😂

  • @user-dp1uf4cq4o
    @user-dp1uf4cq4o 4 года назад +23

    7 years later and nothing has changed lmao

  • @tylerfam5599
    @tylerfam5599 5 лет назад +1924

    At 3:55 there's a face on her mouth

  • @Nadumame
    @Nadumame 7 лет назад +176

    2:44 her face!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kanladasorrell
    @kanladasorrell 3 года назад +2

    I can’t believe this is 7 years old

  • @trimreek5836
    @trimreek5836 4 года назад

    Ok this has to be the best swoozie video

  • @thebluereds5200
    @thebluereds5200 8 лет назад +76

    3:55 yolo.

  • @Lucaswilsonn
    @Lucaswilsonn 5 лет назад +403

    Lol like the way this video is just a over dramatic version of him saying I got pulled over, asked her out, and got rejected

    • @fardinrahmankhan6747
      @fardinrahmankhan6747 5 лет назад +38

      He didn't ask her out and he couldn't flirt with her did you watch the video?

    • @riley1271
      @riley1271 5 лет назад +6

      fardin er r/woooossssshh

    • @numberoneglo
      @numberoneglo 4 года назад +16

      @@riley1271 This was not a wooosh you idiot.

    • @arteater3211
      @arteater3211 4 года назад +10

      @@numberoneglo Yeah ikr 5 year olds on RUclips these days

    • @frankie7240
      @frankie7240 4 года назад +1

      @@riley1271 not what that's for

  • @merohyuga7611
    @merohyuga7611 3 года назад +13

    4:46 I laughed so hard at this I chocked on my sweet corn.

    • @Frustratiing
      @Frustratiing 3 года назад

      That doesn’t sound so sweet...
      That was a corny joke

  • @KYNG_DARK
    @KYNG_DARK 4 года назад +8

    4:48 that is so funny I almost spit my food out

  • @WillOfMyD
    @WillOfMyD 9 лет назад +143

    I live in Florida. PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA CAN'T DRIVE!
    Say the speed limit is 50. THEY GO LIKE 95! WTF?

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 9 лет назад +19

      Hacked Muffin Fucks not given.

    • @seleneusagi3868
      @seleneusagi3868 9 лет назад +1

      I live in Florida as well and I have to agree. Either they drive too fast or too slow. It's annoying.

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 9 лет назад +5

      Elizabeth Kaelin Exactly! If they are not going 5mph, they are tailgating you for not going the speed of light.
      I just troll there dumb asses by not getting out of the way when they tailgate.

    • @madhouse5213
      @madhouse5213 9 лет назад +2

      you get some old person driving a car on a 30km road and fuck man you could have a wedding and a honeymoon and still walk past them on the same street

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 9 лет назад +5

      madhouse5213 My beef are the ones who speed, tailgate and don't use turn signals. I can deal with the slow ones.

  • @annikaa.r.3545
    @annikaa.r.3545 6 лет назад +132

    “That’s a lady cop’s voice...”
    Who else died at this!
    Hahahahaha

  • @JamaicaRealLife
    @JamaicaRealLife 3 года назад +2

    Who else spotted onyx in the rubble 😂😂

  • @A.R.77
    @A.R.77 4 года назад

    Love it man, great work.

  • @nejustinas32
    @nejustinas32 10 лет назад +19

    I see the problem here.
    She stopped you because she was mad as a driver, not mad as a cop.

  • @lealamorgan5481
    @lealamorgan5481 6 лет назад +389

    " this cop is going crazy on the sirens like it's Cochella" 😂🤙🏽

  • @ogs_costrayt9069
    @ogs_costrayt9069 4 года назад

    Whenever I watch a new video I just rewatch all your vids lol

  • @lucqsk2497
    @lucqsk2497 3 года назад +3

    He needs an animator today this animation makes the stories actually entertaining

  • @NeegleOne
    @NeegleOne 10 лет назад +52

    hey the animation is really great in this video. waaay better than in the past.

    • @NeegleOne
      @NeegleOne 10 лет назад

      i know its by BlackSen, i went to check out his videos after this one. You think that I thought Swoozie animated this video or something?

    • @BiscuitboyTV
      @BiscuitboyTV 10 лет назад +11

      Neegle Matic I prefer Swoozie's art a bit more, but I must say the animation is pretty good. Probably because BlackSen uses FLash and Swoozie uses DA Muro.

    • @NeegleOne
      @NeegleOne 10 лет назад +14

      BiscuitFilms I can see a difference in software and also how clean the animation is. but either way i dont come for the animation, rather i come for the stories instead lol.

    • @ken242_
      @ken242_ 10 лет назад +3

      I agree. He's got so much good talents that he use well. I'm really impressed with the Animation variation

    • @Arpzy
      @Arpzy 10 лет назад +1

      I appreciate it! So glad everyone likes the quality. :) I wouldn't say its BETTER, though. Everyone has their own styles.And lets face it...his animations fit way better with his stories. At least that's how i feel. But i digress....this was fun.
      SABAH TOOF TIGAH

  • @RafiRaffee
    @RafiRaffee 10 лет назад +19

    The animation got even better!

    • @Chaoticus9
      @Chaoticus9 10 лет назад

      thats 'cause Swoozie has Blacksen on the job now,he's a great artist~!

  • @lalady_jd9615
    @lalady_jd9615 4 года назад

    Hola....yo you crack me up! I think it’s safe to say you can literally have fun doing anything!

  • @diegovillarruel6203
    @diegovillarruel6203 11 месяцев назад

    The way you tell the story in the video makes me laugh😂

  • @orenges
    @orenges 6 лет назад +652

    3:51-3:56 That was ultra disturbing.
    What would happen if her mouth was open too wide?

  • @jaealexander403
    @jaealexander403 5 лет назад +205

    Thats insane my mom got pulled over the same way

  • @Razza86
    @Razza86 3 года назад

    3:17 greatest thing ever put in a car and when they got stuck and I’m not capping I loved the stuff in old cars

  • @idonttireeasily
    @idonttireeasily 3 года назад +6

    Her mouth turned into a little face saying “yolo” 😂

  • @axoneen4369
    @axoneen4369 10 лет назад +87

    yeah.. don't ever pull up in front of a cop...

    • @Yaesumuji
      @Yaesumuji 10 лет назад +64

      ***** I wasn't aware people with autism have driving problems.

    • @grizzlyk2605
      @grizzlyk2605 10 лет назад +36

      ***** Not gonna lie, you sounded a little bit like a ass with that comment. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but come on, be respectful.

    • @ZygfrydJelenieRogi
      @ZygfrydJelenieRogi 10 лет назад +8

      Yaesumuji Autism is about problems with percieving world around. Pretty important in driving.

    • @Yaesumuji
      @Yaesumuji 10 лет назад +6

      ***** Pretty sure most people with autism drive fine, with the exception of extreme cases.

    • @ZygfrydJelenieRogi
      @ZygfrydJelenieRogi 10 лет назад +8

      Yaesumuji I take it from your comment that neither of us knows anyone with autism.

  • @theultimateshinobi9692
    @theultimateshinobi9692 7 лет назад +389

    Was she SATAN?!

  • @mauriceschannel1945
    @mauriceschannel1945 3 года назад +3

    Massive rocks
    Onix be like.

  • @FloridaPlayzYT
    @FloridaPlayzYT 4 года назад +4

    4:06 Some kind of gymnastics. Do that on my car, you will be hearing my meep on my 2009 civic hybrid and a bill for a new hood

  • @reddrex8617
    @reddrex8617 6 лет назад +182

    When he said he thought he was listening to the Jurassic park sound track I died laughing

    • @axelinedgelord4459
      @axelinedgelord4459 6 лет назад +2

      PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFT HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @autumnh9225
      @autumnh9225 6 лет назад

      TheDinosaurExpert lol

    • @krakenofdeath1701
      @krakenofdeath1701 6 лет назад +3

      BEST COMBO: This comment + Your PFP and name

    • @damiens5421
      @damiens5421 5 лет назад

      TheDinosaurExpert dinos

  • @GhostDraggon_
    @GhostDraggon_ 10 лет назад +31

    swoozie thank you SO MUCH for putting this video up and letting us know that crazy ass ex of yours didnt kill you, keep you locked up in her basement, or anything

  •  2 года назад

    you just earned new sub man :D

  • @sadamvs1228
    @sadamvs1228 4 года назад

    I swear he makes the most funniest video I wish I could see his life cause it is crazy ash