Cheating in High School: Vol 2

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 11 авг 2011
  • For the record, I may have cheated in High School once or thrice.
    Music by: Harry Gettings //
    • "Cheating in High Scho...
    All art done on Muro: muro.deviantart.com/
    Edited with: Final Cut Express
  • КиноКино

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @griffinyeater8041
    @griffinyeater8041 4 года назад +2518

    “Make it 30%”
    Boy tests are literally 80% of my grade

  • @LelouchOfBritannia
    @LelouchOfBritannia 9 лет назад +943

    I know a pretty good way to cheat too. I hide the answers in my brain, stupid teachers never figure that shit out.

    • @laughing_dragon4504
      @laughing_dragon4504 9 лет назад +5

      Haha this comment made my night!

    • @jkfsh1877
      @jkfsh1877 9 лет назад +1

      LelouchOfBritannia OMG your so smart! I mean, who in the world would think of that! Certainly not 70% of the kids in the world.

    • @brandonjohnson3036
      @brandonjohnson3036 9 лет назад +6

      LelouchOfBritannia that is the best way to cheat, i mean most people just write the answers on their arm or their legs where their shorts cover, but i never thought of hiding them in my brain, you sir deserve a cookie

    • @BLU3B3RRY_B4LL3D
      @BLU3B3RRY_B4LL3D 9 лет назад

      Swoozie AWESOME PLAN *is greedy*

    • @Dragonspeaksopinions
      @Dragonspeaksopinions 9 лет назад +1

      LelouchOfBritannia Yeah... I do that every time... Plus study.

  • @bendavis1769
    @bendavis1769 5 лет назад +1767

    That’s why we have Quizlet

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 4 года назад +2401

    The moment when the teacher is walking and sees your papers and yells:
    "Guys make sure to double check your answers"

    • @hed0n
      @hed0n 4 года назад +12

      how original

    • @unlimited-3298
      @unlimited-3298 4 года назад +11

      Average Sensei did you get that from Hard Stop Lucas?

    • @lem8540
      @lem8540 4 года назад +71

      @T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas everyone can relate... it’s not an original idea. Someone didn’t use all their creativity and brain power to say that. It’s just a common thing that happens.😐

    • @unlimited-3298
      @unlimited-3298 4 года назад +3

      pastel Jose, I was just asking if that’s where he got the joke from. Plus it’s not normal to just copy and paste someone’s joke but I didn’t mention that in my previous comment and was just wondering about the origins of the joke

    • @charlet221
      @charlet221 3 года назад +4

      @@lem8540 exactly

  • @GVoidV2
    @GVoidV2 8 лет назад +6534

    Homework: A
    Project: A
    Class work: A
    Presentation: A
    Test: B+
    Final grade: D-

    • @pangarcher3554
      @pangarcher3554 8 лет назад +131

      That's what happens to me

    • @xeaduss2454
      @xeaduss2454 8 лет назад +65

      +Electrified Music i just say fuck it and i usually get all Fs no lie expect like music and gym the best i get is like B-C

    • @kittyanimations9480
      @kittyanimations9480 8 лет назад +14

      what? HOW?!

    • @paijahholloway4032
      @paijahholloway4032 8 лет назад +7

      how foes that work

    • @zezow2003
      @zezow2003 8 лет назад +13

      that's retarded.

  • @Craftsforever10
    @Craftsforever10 8 лет назад +3912

    Math reviews be like:
    2+2=?
    Tests be like
    Tori has 7 apples , calculate the mass of the Sun using an algebraic experssion, show your work

    • @impulzivity1665
      @impulzivity1665 8 лет назад +37

      So true.

    • @nyce6734
      @nyce6734 8 лет назад +54

      Is it 21?

    • @allieary4659
      @allieary4659 8 лет назад +39

      +pex playz no it's 69. I'm so immature help me I m lonley

    • @gracegeary7815
      @gracegeary7815 8 лет назад +66

      Review: What's 11*1?
      Test: Lola grew tomatoes. Each tomato was 12 by 5 inches. Calculate how many tomatoes it would take to coat the surface of Saturn with these tomatoes. Use decimals, pi, or algebra, show your work.

    • @Bobvindy
      @Bobvindy 8 лет назад +32

      Physics test:
      Here is a potato
      Physics is performed on the potato
      Work out the drift velocity of the electrons in the potato given that 7/65ths of the potatoes molecules weigh 6x10^-5 grams

  • @chrise5238
    @chrise5238 4 года назад +706

    “Word to the mothership” 😂😂😂

    • @omarit.2499
      @omarit.2499 3 года назад +2

      Dang, been a year Nd u still only got 5 likes

    • @chrise5238
      @chrise5238 3 года назад +2

      @@omarit.2499 tough life

    • @omarit.2499
      @omarit.2499 3 года назад +1

      @@chrise5238 don’t worry, I’ll
      Give u 6

    • @hollowkilo6
      @hollowkilo6 3 года назад

      @@omarit.2499 Make that 7

    • @VvyTay
      @VvyTay 3 года назад

      Make it 148

  • @Alomont
    @Alomont 4 года назад +615

    swoozie: i was a good student i didn’t skip classes or nun
    -
    previous upload: skipping high school classes

    • @NN-br8bn
      @NN-br8bn 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 года назад +3

      luke 😂

    • @Twitch-nas7x
      @Twitch-nas7x 4 года назад +1

      luke this vid was like 7 years ago not 2-4 years

    • @solarial2008
      @solarial2008 2 года назад

      @@Twitch-nas7x But both stories happened near the same time. The video upload date doesnt matter

    • @katrynanorth4718
      @katrynanorth4718 3 месяца назад

      I was thinking the same thing. 😂😂😂😂

  • @nilocrekkab3112
    @nilocrekkab3112 6 лет назад +1704

    A: why not A+?
    B: you'll never get into college.
    C: study for a week straight otherwise you'll be homeless.
    D: a thorough yelling and confiscating of everything that gives me joy.
    F: North Korean labor camp.

  • @bassettt3660
    @bassettt3660 7 лет назад +1701

    Once when I was in 6th grade my favorite teacher showed us the video Cheating in Middle School by Swoozie

  • @krptiklegend8694
    @krptiklegend8694 5 лет назад +708

    My parents
    A: alright
    B: why did you not get a A?
    C: Where’s my belt?
    D: Where’s my bottle?
    F: Where’s my knife?

    • @theducker7158
      @theducker7158 5 лет назад +4

      When your lying

    • @prestonrowe6886
      @prestonrowe6886 5 лет назад

      L

    • @brookiiecookie199
      @brookiiecookie199 5 лет назад

      the ducker when your grammar sucks.

    • @blxoom
      @blxoom 5 лет назад +6

      @@theducker7158 guess youve never met asians that migrated

    • @theducker7158
      @theducker7158 5 лет назад

      @@brookiiecookie199 how is my grammar "bad" when i made one mistake in my typing? Lol

  • @kel6487
    @kel6487 5 лет назад +311

    Parents:
    A: “Good work!”
    B: “it’s good but I want A’s!”
    C: “ehh study more”
    D: “D For Dumb”
    F: *Grabs Belt*

    • @Stickman11678
      @Stickman11678 4 года назад +13

      A is for nothing
      B is for belt
      C is for belt
      D is for belt
      F is for belt
      E is unknown

    • @NotLanii
      @NotLanii 4 года назад +1

      My mom makes sure I keep up with EVERYTHING and that I’m doing good on it BUT my test lol got a 29% before and she couldn’t care less

    • @sayreewoodcock8592
      @sayreewoodcock8592 4 года назад

      @Julez Valencia not that person

    • @kierezlogan8496
      @kierezlogan8496 3 года назад

      Ya A girl

    • @queenfoodie5161
      @queenfoodie5161 3 года назад +2

      For me it's like
      A: You should get a better grade
      B: Are you kidding me?
      C: Belt
      D: Chancla
      F: *Die*

  • @cdal8659
    @cdal8659 7 лет назад +437

    Show your work:
    *draws a crapy picture of a calculater*

  • @timba3557
    @timba3557 7 лет назад +1728

    My Parents:
    A: *pat on the back*
    B: bring it up to an A
    C: Grounded for a month
    D: *Takes away everything and has to talk to teachers about it*
    F: Rip

    • @catsinwonderland7473
      @catsinwonderland7473 7 лет назад +9

      Timbaa ღ
      My parents:
      4 Great work! ❤️💯↗️
      3 Good work! 🔛8️⃣0️⃣❗️
      2 You can do better. ↙️↗️🔙
      1 Shoot you need to practice. 😱‼️⤵️
      0 Take the test RIGHT NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️📵‼️

    • @eileyleanbeef998
      @eileyleanbeef998 7 лет назад +1

      Sparkly Snail

    • @battlemage7793
      @battlemage7793 7 лет назад +1

      Timbaa ღ sssaaammmeee

    • @battlemage7793
      @battlemage7793 7 лет назад +2

      Timbaa ღ and this other dude sayin he gets $100 per A and $60 per B

    • @timba3557
      @timba3557 7 лет назад

      youtuber royall wow shhusuh

  • @gabbienewell2206
    @gabbienewell2206 5 лет назад +84

    A: ok good
    B: no ps4!
    C:no WiFi!
    D: grounded for 2 months!
    Anything under: YOU BETTER RUN!!

    • @Dafunny.
      @Dafunny. 5 лет назад +1

      anything under 99.99 i die

    • @ExoticBloxed
      @ExoticBloxed 5 лет назад

      Young Marsh ƹ̴ӂ̴ʒ “C” should be F

    • @VijayK-ZJC
      @VijayK-ZJC 5 лет назад

      Damn son u have ps4 just for a B !!

    • @dianachu8842
      @dianachu8842 5 лет назад

      Grounded for two months ahahaha ahahaha. Run is at B -

  • @tombaconhair1237
    @tombaconhair1237 4 года назад +61

    Guy: None of the answers are in the text books...
    The internet: Am I a joke to you?

    • @gabrielpetrovic6696
      @gabrielpetrovic6696 Год назад +1

      This was in 2012

    • @joshla5436
      @joshla5436 Год назад +3

      @@gabrielpetrovic6696 and adande was in high school in late 1990s or sum

  • @lucepulp
    @lucepulp 8 лет назад +5107

    Lesson: A+ 👍
    Project: A+ 👍
    Homework: A+ 👍
    Revision: A+ 👍
    Test: F 👎
    Final Grade: D 😑
    Well that makes sense.

  • @painstar16
    @painstar16 6 лет назад +879

    Tests these days be like: Elena has one million apples. Calculate the mass and volume of Greg's house, how many pears does Mr. Peon have?

    • @mcsquab3672
      @mcsquab3672 6 лет назад +42

      Kid:"Dafukbitchuhigh"

    • @Asd45655
      @Asd45655 6 лет назад +93

      And then the answer choices r 4, 8, 15, & 7. And u get 197 so u pick 15 cuz its closest to 197.

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 6 лет назад +77

      Or: Sally has 93 apples. If Stan likes oranges, then what is the temperature in Guatemala?

    • @lorrainelowe2702
      @lorrainelowe2702 6 лет назад

      Alaza F ndoral

    • @dollsdromandcharm8925
      @dollsdromandcharm8925 6 лет назад +1

      Shadow Mem the answer is 3

  • @user-bc8ge8nn2y
    @user-bc8ge8nn2y 5 лет назад +151

    My parents
    A: Good job!
    B: good!
    C: it’s ok don’t stress about it
    D: don’t stress it it won’t do much to your grade
    F: let’s go over it.

    • @SonGohan-fx3vb
      @SonGohan-fx3vb 5 лет назад +29

      I wish I had your parents.

    • @deadacclol348
      @deadacclol348 5 лет назад +5

      yes I’m indian and my parents are like that

    • @comfortyall5668
      @comfortyall5668 4 года назад +6

      My mom is like this but around the d and f I would Probably get my Device taken away for a 1 or month but can still watch tv

    • @jeremiahuzzell7215
      @jeremiahuzzell7215 4 года назад +2

      Of I get a F I'm done for the day

    • @unbearabletruth4310
      @unbearabletruth4310 3 года назад

      man your parents really don't care.

  • @ShotWolf21
    @ShotWolf21 5 лет назад +235

    My parents
    A: good job
    B: good job
    C: good job
    D: not bad
    F: you tried

  • @MrVideo-yj4vb
    @MrVideo-yj4vb 6 лет назад +1492

    My parents:
    A: Good, you might get a reward
    B: Disappointed
    C:You better run
    D:Run faster
    F: Say your prayers

  • @jadenavila3878
    @jadenavila3878 8 лет назад +1919

    Questions on math tests these days be like:
    Billy is riding a BLUE train.He has a package of Apples.The train has 26 wheels.There are 15 blonde people on the train and 13 red haired people on the train.How many apples does Billy have?

    • @jadenavila3878
      @jadenavila3878 8 лет назад +109

      AND IM JUST LIKE
      😤😓😶😐😑👿

    • @uveveveveveveveossas8888
      @uveveveveveveveossas8888 8 лет назад +89

      +Jaden Avila A package of them

    • @TheFdsui
      @TheFdsui 8 лет назад +79

      simple, he sees the blondes and drops the apples

    • @JeweledNebula
      @JeweledNebula 8 лет назад +16

      Answer is therefore 0

    • @TheFdsui
      @TheFdsui 8 лет назад +2

      +Corin Lobley (Jewelled Wolf) exactly! :P

  • @MANTISNIXON
    @MANTISNIXON 5 лет назад +16

    My mom
    A:I love you.
    B:You did great
    C:Its okay
    D: *Dissapointment*
    F: Rest in peace.

  • @kristinalam6614
    @kristinalam6614 4 года назад +35

    I had a perfect attendance.
    I didn’t miss class.
    Me: Isn’t that the same thing?

  • @cotenball6445
    @cotenball6445 5 лет назад +1158

    A+: awesome
    A: average
    B: bad
    C: can't have dinner
    D: don't come home
    F: find a new family

    • @OverpoweredPenguin
      @OverpoweredPenguin 5 лет назад +43

      MissHolly12 you copied someone from a different video from an Asian dinner ur uncool

    • @prestonrowe6886
      @prestonrowe6886 5 лет назад +5

      L

    • @ExoticBloxed
      @ExoticBloxed 5 лет назад +17

      A: VERY GOOD!
      B: Pretty good
      C: try to build up your grade as much as you can
      D: Ipad taken away for 2 days
      F: DEAD

    • @jacobpalmer6922
      @jacobpalmer6922 5 лет назад +1

      I see what u did lol

    • @paigeaustin2246
      @paigeaustin2246 5 лет назад

      Baisicly my parents system for our grades
      (Let's just say..... I got lucky)

  • @axeanimation2417
    @axeanimation2417 7 лет назад +506

    MATH:
    The only place where people buy 67 oranges and nobody seems to care

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 6 лет назад +6

      Gray Gray .B math gotta answer he's own problems,and shouldn't ask me to find out where's he's X and don't ask me Y

    • @mephisto4421
      @mephisto4421 6 лет назад +15

      Math:
      Where you can eat 48 pies or cakes and not get judged or have diabetes

    • @matthiassanchez3211
      @matthiassanchez3211 6 лет назад +9

      And where Timmy has 8 red cars and 4 blue cars

    • @asantiago2651
      @asantiago2651 6 лет назад +6

      And where Jeff gives away his things like its nothing

    • @doomlizard1294
      @doomlizard1294 6 лет назад

      Gray Gray .B.

  • @delighful3461
    @delighful3461 5 лет назад +75

    A- Gift on Friday 🎁
    B- Good job son
    C- I want you to bring that up
    D- SON THIS IS A D
    F- Belt and no phone for 2 weeks.

    • @fmcjnscns9440
      @fmcjnscns9440 5 лет назад

      JustJack true

    • @mayberanvir
      @mayberanvir 3 года назад +1

      Fam u is lucky anything below an a is a lecture or beating and for an a ion get nothig

    • @BakerYarbrough444
      @BakerYarbrough444 3 года назад

      A-Ok expected
      B-Not happy
      C-Butt wooping
      D-no phone for month
      F-Dead

    • @mackavelly
      @mackavelly 3 года назад

      lucky

  • @moody2442
    @moody2442 5 лет назад +17

    My parents
    A: very good
    B: good
    C: alright
    D: you bouta get *punished*
    E: you better run
    F:NANNI ???? *reeeeeeeeee* *slaps*

  • @kristina5108
    @kristina5108 8 лет назад +445

    I WISH we had multiple choice tests😤

  • @gabbyanimates8643
    @gabbyanimates8643 7 лет назад +325

    A= Over Average
    B= Below Average
    C= Your okay
    D= Hide the test
    F= Move to Canada

    • @annietran4
      @annietran4 7 лет назад +5

      Glenn Brown as an Asian
      A average
      B long lecture
      C ur dead
      D and lower ummm just stop school ur mom ignores u

    • @jellypink8652
      @jellypink8652 7 лет назад

      Annie Tran too true
      though mine is like 100, 95, 90 ,85, etc

    • @boringron5114
      @boringron5114 7 лет назад +1

      Glenn Brown A= nice
      B= wtf
      C = ok what are you doing anymore wha the fuck
      D = ARE YOU KIDDING ME
      F = GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

    • @joesh2172
      @joesh2172 7 лет назад

      Glenn Brown b

    • @battlemage7793
      @battlemage7793 7 лет назад

      raveneyo _ pretty much my grade-parent scale

  • @heyfriend7169
    @heyfriend7169 3 года назад +9

    “I didn’t skip class.”
    *6 1/2 years later*
    Skipping In High School.

  • @shannonjohnson2559
    @shannonjohnson2559 5 лет назад +9

    How my parents be like:
    A. Dinner at wherever you want
    B. Beatings with a elephant
    C. Kick out of house
    D. Murder attempts
    E. Shipping you to mars

    • @rivall8105
      @rivall8105 2 года назад

      Literally the same except f instead of e lol

  • @sparksnet7026
    @sparksnet7026 7 лет назад +88

    A= Lower.
    B= Lower.
    C= Still Lower.
    D= Keep going.
    F= So true.

  • @noisnotano1839
    @noisnotano1839 5 лет назад +941

    My parents:
    A: gift card
    B: lecture for my future
    C: no iPad for a day
    D: slaps
    F: rip

    • @sydney.k
      @sydney.k 5 лет назад +18

      No Is not a no i get slapped for a b

    • @izzywizzy2673
      @izzywizzy2673 5 лет назад +77

      I get nothing for an A and anything lower is a punishment

    • @nico-vo4kd
      @nico-vo4kd 4 года назад +97

      yall get gifts when u get good grades? imagine that 💀

    • @natimber3040
      @natimber3040 4 года назад +51

      You guys are getting paid?

    • @jadenmarshall6496
      @jadenmarshall6496 4 года назад +3

      Um what E

  • @trust_j0sh485
    @trust_j0sh485 5 лет назад +11

    My Parents:
    A: Great job!
    B: this is pretty good
    C:ooh no no no
    D: did you even try!?
    F:OK where's the belt?

  • @GDCilia
    @GDCilia 5 лет назад +57

    My mom
    70%+: Awesome
    69%-: Can do better next time
    Edit:
    Average Yearly Grade
    80%->85%: Awesome
    70%->79%: Awesome
    (That's my range btw)

    • @fredlee9362
      @fredlee9362 4 года назад +2

      u lucky boi

    • @TylerClark88138
      @TylerClark88138 3 года назад +1

      My parents used to make me study non-stop whenever I got 79-% on anything. I wasn’t Even a nerd or some smart guy. I had much better ways to spend my time.

    • @NoahNTG
      @NoahNTG 3 года назад +1

      @@TylerClark88138 jt

    • @frehesh.4386
      @frehesh.4386 3 года назад

      I got 95 on english, 94 on maths and overall 98 in history, but my parents lectured me on my academic skill

  • @SinXI
    @SinXI 8 лет назад +324

    My PE teacher and Science teacher gave me a test on the same day, and I didn't know about it. But when I took it, I had no trouble for some reason and I never studied. I found out the reason was because I was playing this game called Bio Inc. it was supposed ti be a test on what you know so we can teach you, and when they asked how I got the only 90%+, I only told them "Video games."

    • @itsnotme8182
      @itsnotme8182 8 лет назад +4

      Lol. You are not the only one here. OF course a lot of people say game is bad for you. But, I play games FOR GOOOD~~ I observe every game. Then use it in real LAIF LIKE A BOSS. Then BOOM, even tho sometime my grades suck, on the day when your teach meet ur parents, my teacher say "Ur daughter is unique. Even though her answer were right, I cant give a score cuz its not near the scheme. She have the ability to think far but she needs to answer according the book to get higher score.". No Game No laif.

    • @SinXI
      @SinXI 8 лет назад

      Well... PE is also health class sooooo.
      League Of The Storm

    • @SinXI
      @SinXI 8 лет назад +7

      Choco Myan GTAV taught me how to make money, by killing people-- waaait...

    • @joi8409
      @joi8409 8 лет назад +1

      Games Are The Wayyyy! The Way Of Life!

    • @joi8409
      @joi8409 8 лет назад

      +SinXI Murderer Alert

  • @gosucalime
    @gosucalime 9 лет назад +303

    ''It's hard out here for a pimp''

  • @saadclikkie4371
    @saadclikkie4371 4 года назад +9

    my parents:
    A- great
    B- good
    C- okay
    D- do better or else
    F- takes away everything and grounds me

  • @nextlevellunatics-nll5074
    @nextlevellunatics-nll5074 5 лет назад +49

    A: Omg your teacher made a mistake
    B: You got really lucky
    C:You got lucky
    D: Wow! Great work!
    F: No Worries, theres always ext time!

    • @cattholic8257
      @cattholic8257 5 лет назад

      Next Level Lunatics-NLL A+: PP TIME

  • @danieluzumaki14
    @danieluzumaki14 8 лет назад +401

    I remember this one time i was in high school, my teacher gave us a study guide that was similar to the test. Before the test, I was studying, then it became clear to me, just switch the papers. So, test day came, and I took my study guide and put it in the book under my test, when it was time to turn in the tests, I balled up the test and turned in the study guide like a boss. Aced the test, and became a ninja.

    • @tiabowen1175
      @tiabowen1175 8 лет назад +29

      danieluzumaki14 Right yeah okay that sounds fake but okay

    • @danieluzumaki14
      @danieluzumaki14 8 лет назад +25

      The ninja part, yeah.

    • @sabrinaaa22
      @sabrinaaa22 8 лет назад +3

      It's obvious just by the classes depicted on that lined sheet of paper at 1:00 that he was a sophomore at the time.

    • @mcduncan4077
      @mcduncan4077 8 лет назад

      +xXSpacecatzinbarrelsXx if he was living in orlando at the time yes im a sophmore myself and i live in orlando

    • @RaenbowRenegade
      @RaenbowRenegade 8 лет назад +1

      No its not obvious that he was a sophomore at this time based on those classes. I'm a sophomore and I don't take any of those classes.

  • @savannahcanfield7134
    @savannahcanfield7134 6 лет назад +146

    Math problems
    ?+?= *Explain Your answer*
    *Draws Picture Of Calculator*
    *Internal Pain*

    • @tinypumpkin8098
      @tinypumpkin8098 5 лет назад

      PreciousBundlesNursrey there is a calculator on play store and it lets you take pictures of the problem

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 лет назад

      tiny pumpkin What's it called?

    • @applepigglediggle5827
      @applepigglediggle5827 5 лет назад

      PreciousBundlesNursrey aaaaaa

  • @nico-vo4kd
    @nico-vo4kd 4 года назад +11

    A+: "great" (no emotion. mo lookin up. nothn)
    A: thats ok but u really could've gotten an A+ since u never study u know (lectures)
    B: *yells at continuously*
    anything below that u best believe i be thrown out my balcony 💀

  • @ilyasjenkins4149
    @ilyasjenkins4149 3 года назад +3

    9 years later and I’m still going back and watching these💀

  • @castielnovak6063
    @castielnovak6063 6 лет назад +502

    My mom:
    A: yeah ok you were just lucky
    B: it could have been an A if you studied even a little
    C: stop being on that damn phone or I'm gonna throw it out the window
    D: *slaps*
    F: *stabs*

    • @jasmarie261
      @jasmarie261 6 лет назад

      Castiel Novak samee

    • @dismefr
      @dismefr 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @JameraB
      @JameraB 5 лет назад

      Wait if you get lucky on A
      And if your meant to study more after getting a B
      Then what the fudge is going on!
      Thats like 3 things

    • @kennedihoyett2812
      @kennedihoyett2812 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @wtfhandle
      @wtfhandle 5 лет назад

      Doubt u get stabbed

  • @dparker9997
    @dparker9997 8 лет назад +254

    We have computers at my school. That makes cheating the easiest thing to do.

    • @urmomurmomurmom3456
      @urmomurmomurmom3456 8 лет назад

      Hey do u think I look pretty look at my profile pic

    • @coolguy26227
      @coolguy26227 8 лет назад

      +Suzana Chowdhury No ur ugly

    • @boredaf4721
      @boredaf4721 8 лет назад +2

      +Bounty353 Why take time out of your life to criticize someone?

    • @jadeyn509
      @jadeyn509 8 лет назад

      lmfao tru

    • @poisonivy1749
      @poisonivy1749 8 лет назад

      me to m step my night mer

  • @grenzviel4480
    @grenzviel4480 2 года назад +5

    My cheat ring consisted of students literally announcing the answers to the whole class. Basically, a distraction was needed to get the teacher out.

  • @lilielf5652
    @lilielf5652 5 лет назад +6

    1:35 I literally was in a teacher's classroom after school and I heard teachers having that conversation!

  • @positiveegg2827
    @positiveegg2827 7 лет назад +116

    My Parents:
    A: Good
    Anything under an A: I'm not alive anymore.

  • @evieheffernan4570
    @evieheffernan4570 6 лет назад +59

    My parents:
    A=good work
    B=good work
    C=good work
    D=how did that get there?
    F=screw it

    • @driptopia
      @driptopia 5 лет назад

      Same. Now they are getting slightly stricter but no trouble

  • @taylorsmith6772
    @taylorsmith6772 4 года назад +4

    These are even more hilarious when you have done it or are in the process of doing it.

  • @GREATSLUMBER
    @GREATSLUMBER 9 месяцев назад +2

    this guys way of storytelling is so good

  • @purpleprincess2197
    @purpleprincess2197 8 лет назад +99

    Imagine all of our teachers saw this confession of cheating. half of us would get F's, 49% would be expelled, and there would be that 1% just laughing in the corner with their pringles in hand.

    • @therealestdrea
      @therealestdrea 8 лет назад +1

      Shhhhhhhh😂

    • @Endellion_The_Hellion
      @Endellion_The_Hellion 8 лет назад +2

      Lol that %1 is me though. Not to lie, but the teachers can't find us.

    • @stupidlol3979
      @stupidlol3979 8 лет назад +1

      See, I never cheat, I just lie to seem cool and fit in. Dat %1 be me doe.

    • @bitchplease4754
      @bitchplease4754 8 лет назад

      when I cheat. teachers never know.

    • @popliz1543
      @popliz1543 8 лет назад

      +Trae Boone me 2

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 8 лет назад +135

    I'm probs the freeloader
    in every plan

    • @Skymariodoctor
      @Skymariodoctor 8 лет назад +1

      not me im the leader.. always

    • @brumsart
      @brumsart 8 лет назад +1

      I get the reference and I love you for doing this :D

    • @applejuice2826
      @applejuice2826 8 лет назад

      I'm usually the brains of the plan.

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 лет назад

      I see what you did there.

    • @DrExpertPhd
      @DrExpertPhd 8 лет назад

      I'm probs the person who has to bare hand the ball sweat riddle cheat sheet.

  • @Itzjveezy
    @Itzjveezy 2 года назад

    it’s crazy i was really watching u for this long 🐐

  • @awesomenessindaface
    @awesomenessindaface 3 года назад

    I love coming back to these iconic vids! Freaking hilarious! 😂

  • @alison560
    @alison560 6 лет назад +91

    test:
    5+6
    *show your work*
    HOW DO I SHOW MY WORK JSJDJD

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 5 лет назад +2

      Right like its crazy

    • @amysorto9574
      @amysorto9574 5 лет назад +2

      yes omg i remember brainstorming the best plan to show my work while other kids were half way done *lmaoo*

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 5 лет назад +1

      sub to me for no reason Just put 6+5=11...

    • @TheXGamerNeedsRice
      @TheXGamerNeedsRice 5 лет назад +1

      @@DarkOps4 That's not showing work tho

  • @aurorasullivan6336
    @aurorasullivan6336 10 лет назад +62

    How you gonna add "Say no to cheat rings!" after you just explained a master plan to us in 6 minutes? Lol might be too late XD

  • @maecampbell5636
    @maecampbell5636 5 лет назад +20

    My parents:
    A- cool
    B- cool
    C- cool
    D- cool
    F- cool

  • @thanatos5942
    @thanatos5942 3 года назад

    How am I this hooked??? Your too good man. Too good.

  • @anwu9496
    @anwu9496 7 лет назад +299

    Teacher,"I'll give the kids a take home test and none of the answers will be on the textbook"
    Me, go to google and search up the answer

    • @coolcool6676
      @coolcool6676 6 лет назад +2

      you know Swoozie is like nearly 30(says on his bio,but on Wikipedia[Don't trust wikipedia]it says he's 37)and back then,even if he's 37 now or 28,it isn't like 2017

    • @prissvalentin
      @prissvalentin 6 лет назад +2

      Anwu949-Mobile Gaming why doesnt this have a 1k likes i can relate so bad 🤤

    • @elizzakaimachiande2226
      @elizzakaimachiande2226 6 лет назад +4

      we do group chats. everyone shares their answers

    • @lamisaelmaa6507
      @lamisaelmaa6507 6 лет назад

      This was 2011 lmao rip having good internet or phone access (I didnt and some of my friends didnt have phones then)

    • @gogetaedogawa5534
      @gogetaedogawa5534 6 лет назад

      Anwu949-Mobile Gaming for real

  • @joelspaulding5964
    @joelspaulding5964 6 лет назад +464

    Any thing under A is death for me..... Yay!
    Help me

    • @Blakearoberts
      @Blakearoberts 6 лет назад +2

      Joel Spaulding just write A+ over the grade. Boom

    • @fivenightsattreeckos2290
      @fivenightsattreeckos2290 6 лет назад +1

      Joel Spaulding wasd Qtr +Alt

    • @johne5303
      @johne5303 6 лет назад +2

      If you work on computer, right click/dubble click on what you want to change, click inspect and change the text.

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 6 лет назад +1

      Me man i am started to have gray hair now...too much tests every week and a half

    • @charbeljebaraa
      @charbeljebaraa 6 лет назад

      Joel Spaulding I can relate so much!

  • @randomgames9516
    @randomgames9516 3 года назад +1

    the break room talk is just hilarous

  • @traneshasight3540
    @traneshasight3540 4 года назад

    I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THESE VIDEOS!!!! Swoozie stop being so awesome!! And hilarious and why are the cartoons so cute...... animals and cute cartoons are my kryptonite

  • @imaducky2617
    @imaducky2617 7 лет назад +232

    Russian family=
    A-Noice.Youre allowed to get a personal bear.
    B-Eh.Good for you i guess.
    C-Bad boii.Smackin ya face.
    D-Okay what the *BLEEP* ?
    F-No vodka for you today.

    • @damianoso7361
      @damianoso7361 7 лет назад +5

      Ruslan Sapozhkov I say noice all the time

    • @imaducky2617
      @imaducky2617 7 лет назад +12

      N-N
      ....
      ....
      NOICE!

    • @alexanimatesstuffandthings993
      @alexanimatesstuffandthings993 7 лет назад +3

      Ruslan Sapozhkov my mom is Russian and is actually really cool about it

    • @cattgaal7117
      @cattgaal7117 7 лет назад

      Ruslan Sapozhkov wow who knew russians and Romanians were the same

    • @annacarr5086
      @annacarr5086 7 лет назад +15

      Ruslan Sapozhkov who else read that in a Russian accent 😂

  • @igaveuponthis7914
    @igaveuponthis7914 6 лет назад +369

    When a classmate rats you out to the teacher.
    What you act like: alright, whatever.
    What you feel like: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM I'M GOING TO RIP THEM UP INTO SHREDS!

    • @gogetaedogawa5534
      @gogetaedogawa5534 6 лет назад +2

      Mika Sellers for real

    • @chowdertime9491
      @chowdertime9491 6 лет назад

      Once I said where is that boy 😂😂 and the teacher laughed

    • @laminator6995
      @laminator6995 6 лет назад

      When someone rats on me I straight up cry on the inside

  • @antoinettejohnson9768
    @antoinettejohnson9768 5 лет назад +1

    Those conversations between teachers do happen. More or less intense, but I've witnessed it happen more than once during my high school career.

  • @Ot7.lorray
    @Ot7.lorray 2 года назад

    swoozie been doing this for years and still the goat

  • @tylerdaperson1213
    @tylerdaperson1213 7 лет назад +40

    A: got blessed
    B: it's OK
    C: 75% chance not getting yelled at
    D: No Visio games
    F: No Visio games or TV for month

    • @ashlerodriguezpreciado386
      @ashlerodriguezpreciado386 6 лет назад

      Tyler Da Person here’s mine
      A= ok good job *walks away*
      B= get ur grade up what u think this is amateur hour, NO! This affects ur college Ashlé!!!!!
      C=omg give me ur phone. Right now.
      D= no phone, no swim practice, no skating, no dances, no movies until u get at least a b-
      F= idk i’ve never gotten an f, but i’d be in so much trouble.

  • @adityasrivastava6336
    @adityasrivastava6336 10 лет назад +25

    My tests were 50% of my grade. Quizes were 35%.

  • @tommcgrath8216
    @tommcgrath8216 3 года назад +1

    I really like this art style

  • @ashoye9578
    @ashoye9578 2 месяца назад +2

    0:39
    Bro would’ve been cooked if he made tha joke today 💀

  • @Tn-kn7xz
    @Tn-kn7xz 5 лет назад +115

    A: nice
    B: good job
    C: k
    D: (lecture)
    F: (belt)

    • @mayberanvir
      @mayberanvir 3 года назад

      Fam ion even get a nice ☠ anything below A is a LECTURE or beating depending on the subject

    • @MasterTopHat
      @MasterTopHat 3 года назад

      C is lecture

    • @royalyeen2845
      @royalyeen2845 2 года назад

      @@MasterTopHat in asia

    • @yayag.8990
      @yayag.8990 2 года назад

      @@royalyeen2845 not just asians

  • @munich6049
    @munich6049 7 лет назад +244

    Show your work
    THOSE DEVILISH WORDS

    • @readmore2802
      @readmore2802 6 лет назад

      Soldier B-2 ikr

    • @somethingsomething413
      @somethingsomething413 6 лет назад

      ikr

    • @skepre
      @skepre 6 лет назад

      Show our work like who freaking cares about it 😰😰😰😰😰😰😖😖😖😖😖😩😩😩😩😩😖😖😫😩😨😰😰😨😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😞😞😞😞😞😞😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😩😫😖😖😩😩😤😤😮😦😯😰😨😱😨🙂🔫🕐🕕🕚🕤🕤🕟🕤🕑🕖🕛🕠🕥🕒🕗🕜🕡🕦🕓🕘🕝🕢🕧💬🕔🕙🕞🕞🕣⛄️🔥

    • @deku704
      @deku704 6 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @kiyotakaayanokoji6272
      @kiyotakaayanokoji6272 6 лет назад

      Soldier B-2 Films yes

  • @MoKuZai
    @MoKuZai 2 года назад

    watching this 10 years later in high school, this man is speaking FACTS.
    swoozie was a real one.

  • @soysauce6534
    @soysauce6534 4 года назад +2

    For my school, all tests are worth 75% of your overall so that stuff is sooo stressful. One bad day and you fail

    • @sarahbamberger8735
      @sarahbamberger8735 4 года назад

      ours are 80% and then homework and classwork is 20% and it’s so fuckin dumb lmaoo

  • @scottfirman
    @scottfirman 8 лет назад +74

    I used to eat lunch every day with the Teachers,as a custodian I am here to tell you, yes teachers love to collaborate on test days,they are pretty good at eyeballing who is who too. They would tell me stories about certain students and how they would purposely drop tests knowing in advance who was going down F Avenue and why. It was almost like a game or something too. They would teach one thing,then do the test on something else just to see who was getting it or who wasnt and the only ones that survived were the ones that skipped a head a chapter or two. I always suspected as such when I went to school. Some teaches would give it away at the beginning of the school year,you had to be paying attention thats all. I knew this in Biology,thats why I did so well in that class.

  • @redkuromi
    @redkuromi 8 лет назад +72

    I had a history test, a pe test, and a math test on the same day. If I make a 100 on the test, It takes my grade up 2 points, but if I fail I could lose up to 15 points and fail the class and have to move down a level. (Advanced down to Excellerated) it sucks. And if you fail the history test the teacher is very scary so you die.

    • @redkuromi
      @redkuromi 8 лет назад +3

      *make a 100 on the math test

    • @nicepp2737
      @nicepp2737 8 лет назад +1

      +Jessica Morey I'm assuming you're in On Level Language Arts or whatever it is called in your school.

    • @hhhale
      @hhhale 8 лет назад +2

      The .. The Phandom...

    • @stupidlol3979
      @stupidlol3979 8 лет назад

      +ShaqiriFromStateFarm in some school's it's called T.A.G. (Talented and gifted, I'm in it btw) and sometime's it's just G.A.T. (Gifted and talented) I'm so happy to be moving up to 6th grade, I'm going to Booker T. Washington Middle School in Virginia. I'll be in a magnet program that I am %99 sure does uniforms which makes me even more happy. I don't want to see bellies and abs and shit. Jesus..

    • @mintchocolatechip7323
      @mintchocolatechip7323 8 лет назад

      +Hailey Ross #Phan4Lyfe

  • @Master-bejuder
    @Master-bejuder 5 лет назад +5

    My Parents be like
    A: Game for the week and get to play it after school
    B: You can do better but I can do stuff
    C: You need to bring this up no games
    D: Gets a yelled at and a beat up
    E: don’t come in the house because one day your life will just end at that day I come home

  • @gh0st1e24
    @gh0st1e24 5 лет назад +3

    My parents:
    A: oh good job
    B: cool
    C: you could do better
    d: screaming
    f: LOUD SCREAMS

  • @gtrsaint8639
    @gtrsaint8639 6 лет назад +893

    A meh
    B get an A
    C Bye phone
    D get outside
    F rip

    • @fleabalzary331
      @fleabalzary331 6 лет назад

      Killerjay boyZ not funny

    • @mistah7494
      @mistah7494 6 лет назад +6

      Killerjay boyZ *Frip*

    • @leonardodifuckingcaprio2012
      @leonardodifuckingcaprio2012 6 лет назад +10

      Killerjay boyZ Are you Asian?😂

    • @andyskillet
      @andyskillet 6 лет назад +25

      gymnastgirl144 HAHA. Asian parents:
      A - Do better, be doctor
      B - No food
      C - Pack yo' bags
      D - BEATING STICK
      F - Even the devil won't accept your soul into hell!

    • @ImmortalRecon
      @ImmortalRecon 6 лет назад

      yep

  • @lemoan236
    @lemoan236 9 лет назад +159

    these math problems these days...
    Dan buys 50 watermelons
    A dog is tied to a snake
    What's the area of a glass if the radius is 4.68888888888888888

    • @jongabonga636
      @jongabonga636 8 лет назад +7

      +Yandere Chan Sally bought 483 cups of coffee to share with her 2 friends. How many cups of coffe does each person get? (Note: Sally is really selfish)

    • @legojackgaming
      @legojackgaming 8 лет назад +2

      +Yandere Chan i hear ya brother, i once got a question that was like,
      if stacy drew a perfect circle that was a radius of 6.66796 mm,
      and dan went to travel 34.1926 miles to his aunts house,
      whats the square route of 456194.163849522649?

    • @TheDominator
      @TheDominator 8 лет назад

      +Yandere Chan or the dog is tied to the glass with a snake

    • @gingercat1028
      @gingercat1028 8 лет назад +1

      Trick question. You mean volume. I can still do it as volume instead of area though. The water mellon and dog info is useless. The radius(R)- 4.68888888888888888 Height(H)-H will be the variable volume(V)-V will be this variable The formula would be this: *V=4.68888888888888888π+H V=14.7231111111111110832+H is the answer to the question. 420*1337+0.0000000000666*π÷0 561540+0=561540 Question 3 woul end a lot like question 1 The square root of 456194.163849522649 is 675.42147126777266007901146698534 Yeah.... I am only in middle school still and that's easy to me.

    • @Vaz0441
      @Vaz0441 8 лет назад

      +Momo Kisaragi nerd

  • @IAMJRSUSAN
    @IAMJRSUSAN 2 года назад

    I was 5 when this came out still one of my favorite videos

  • @Mcool77
    @Mcool77 4 года назад +2

    I can’t believe this was made 8 years ago...

  • @dragonjavier3448
    @dragonjavier3448 6 лет назад +73

    Here's what I did on test days:
    1.sikp school (test days)
    2.have my friends do the test
    3.get the answers from them(hella smart)
    4.go in the hallway take the test
    (Take one for the team don't wanna see too smart unless u bout that life)
    5.boom easy pass

    • @Cyberclone8790
      @Cyberclone8790 6 лет назад +4

      Our school has an absentee policy that suspends kids that are absent on test days 3 or more times. Wouldn’t work here

    • @jakecortez5567
      @jakecortez5567 5 лет назад

      Here's what i did someone's writes awnsers on multiple choice on small piece of paper and I get it passed to me and I cheat of that small paper.During the staar I paid someone smart to do that and I passed without doing anything.

    • @norag1267
      @norag1267 5 лет назад

      skip*

  • @LommeMann1
    @LommeMann1 4 года назад

    I’ve watched this video like 5 times and it’s equally funny every time

  • @monikamatas9340
    @monikamatas9340 2 года назад +1

    Nostalgia. I started watching Swoozie in elementary school & I am 21 y/o now

  • @Velvet_Teddyyy
    @Velvet_Teddyyy 6 лет назад +68

    “He’s consistent....I like that” 😭😂👌🏽

  • @arianella3555
    @arianella3555 6 лет назад +81

    My teacher has us watch RUclips videos makes funny jokes plans awesome field trips and we never have homework unless you don't finish work in class. Basically we need more teachers like him..

  • @mestillme1855
    @mestillme1855 2 года назад +1

    Wow. This video was made on the exact VERY first day of school EVER for me (kindergarten). Now I’m gonna be a freshman in high school tomorrow.

  • @j.gstudios4576
    @j.gstudios4576 5 лет назад +7

    QUOTES
    .Its hard out here for a pimp
    -Tupac

  • @audreymatei8183
    @audreymatei8183 6 лет назад +103

    My parents
    A- Good, do the same on the next
    B-Not acceptable, get an A next time
    C- Nop nope nope, no phone for a week
    D- OUTSIDE. NOW
    F- AW HELL NAW... *RIP AUDREY MATEI 2004-2018*

    • @dwijypiggy4638
      @dwijypiggy4638 5 лет назад

      Audrey matei licky

    • @dwijypiggy4638
      @dwijypiggy4638 5 лет назад +3

      My parents
      A = good
      Anything else = I’m worthless and stipid

    • @kwedd8018
      @kwedd8018 5 лет назад

      Secret Superman looks like u are stipid

    • @projext4708
      @projext4708 5 лет назад

      he's not stipid he's jus spicial

  • @grandmaharriet9466
    @grandmaharriet9466 6 лет назад +117

    A: Proud of you son!
    B: Really? You couldn’t do any better?
    C: You’re grounded from your Xbox one until you get better than a C next test.
    D: Alright give me your phone, it’s mine until next semester.
    F: Dead

    • @somethingofascientist58
      @somethingofascientist58 5 лет назад +1

      Broski Nation well it is an Xbox one so at least it isn’t that bad(no offence)

    • @oldwomenplayingbingo7683
      @oldwomenplayingbingo7683 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @deven5296
      @deven5296 5 лет назад

      Broski Nation Good thing my mom hated high school and if I get bad grades she be fine with it

  • @SL_Sunny_SC
    @SL_Sunny_SC 4 года назад +2

    A:awsome(90-100)
    B:best(80-89
    C:cant grade(70-79)
    D:dude be smart(60-69)
    F:fantastick(50-59 or lower)

  • @Rippercore84
    @Rippercore84 4 года назад

    So true,you are amazing swoozie

  • @cyxnide3817
    @cyxnide3817 7 лет назад +64

    Tell us story about your substitute teachers

  • @JDMricist
    @JDMricist 10 лет назад +44

    "So if anyone approaches you and tries to get you to join their little cheat ring say NO!" or at least come up with a better plan sWooZie style :P

  • @eve4333
    @eve4333 5 лет назад +5

    A- Nice job, go for a A+.
    B- Please say this is a typo.
    C- Dead.
    D- Dead.
    F- Don't Even.

  • @kevinmarquez3546
    @kevinmarquez3546 5 лет назад +1

    Those kinds of convos do go on. I was at Shakeys and I was ease dropping on a convo with this couple and the lady who said she was a high school math teacher asked her date if she should give them a test or not that week and the guy said yeah. She said she’ll make it 20 questions and he guy said, no make it 50 so they can really stress themselves out over it. She agreed and they both started laughing cause she said, imma tell em it’ll be on Monday too so that they have to study over the weekend. I was deadass dying cause I remembered this video lmao

  • @fortress2270
    @fortress2270 7 лет назад +2479

    My parents:
    A = Nice. I'll give you a reward
    B = Not bad. :)
    C = Alright, do better. But you tried :)
    D = ...
    F = No wifi for a month

    • @VoltiGamingVG1Gaming
      @VoltiGamingVG1Gaming 6 лет назад +68

      I'd be fine with F happening, I have data on my phone and can create a hot spot.

    • @ptvrianna
      @ptvrianna 6 лет назад +111

      A= great
      B+= no phone for 9 weeks

    • @somethingsomething413
      @somethingsomething413 6 лет назад +69

      my parents
      A+=great job waht reward do u want?
      A=wtf wheres your A+?
      B=your grounded
      C=no wifi
      D=not my child
      F=get out

    • @annikaa.r.3545
      @annikaa.r.3545 6 лет назад +3

      Fortress22 totally

    • @JBot2
      @JBot2 6 лет назад +2

      Fortress22 lol