UCF Professor Richard Quinn accuses class of cheating [Original]

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Комментарии • 67 тыс.

  • @mohammedkhan4990
    @mohammedkhan4990 5 лет назад +38634

    I felt like I cheated on this test and I don’t even go to this University.

    • @evanwallace4510
      @evanwallace4510 5 лет назад +1310

      Haha right I drove by UCF yesterday and couldnt even look at the campus without getting frightened

    • @aulorenzo1498
      @aulorenzo1498 5 лет назад +100

      That’s funny

    • @wullieman
      @wullieman 5 лет назад +53

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PaLman-twentry
      @PaLman-twentry 5 лет назад +38

      Same

    • @Soccermat99
      @Soccermat99 5 лет назад +35

      Same 😂😂😂

  • @albozru1e
    @albozru1e 2 года назад +34480

    “For those who acted ethically, honorably, and did it right, you have me undying gratitude”
    Student who got a 20/100: “ay no problem, man”

    • @erictseitz
      @erictseitz 2 года назад +908

      Legit laughed out loud

    • @Hentai_Senpa169
      @Hentai_Senpa169 2 года назад +161

      Lmao this comment

    • @scrunch8245
      @scrunch8245 2 года назад +42

      @@erictseitz same

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 2 года назад +272

      that’s about to be me later this week, I have a really hard exam coming up and I sit right in front of the professor so I can’t get away with shit

    • @crazystemlady
      @crazystemlady 2 года назад +47

      @@beyondviolet good luck dude.

  • @davidg3903
    @davidg3903 4 года назад +26686

    Once the teacher starts saying how many years they’ve been teaching, that’s when you know they’re mad.

    • @misterninetyseven2898
      @misterninetyseven2898 4 года назад +1021

      So plot twist - the classroom is empty and he's talking to himself because he's gone completely insane.

    • @Trainselevatorsmore
      @Trainselevatorsmore 4 года назад +91

      Yeah very true when I used to be in school once a teacher was mad at our class and he said the same thing about how long he’s been teaching same for a bus driver I had in a elementary school

    • @humanitystherapist
      @humanitystherapist 4 года назад +9

      MisterNinetySeven 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TwiceButt
      @TwiceButt 4 года назад +94

      I had a geography teacher in 9th grade who would say, "In all my two-plus years of teaching..." whenever he got upset and he was completely serious

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 4 года назад +1

      David G or just severely depressed....

  • @aPerson...
    @aPerson... 6 месяцев назад +6377

    A 700 question bank for a 50 question test seems more like studying rather than cheating

    • @PublicNuisance2K24
      @PublicNuisance2K24 4 месяца назад +87

      Ridiculous

    • @crimsonfire6932
      @crimsonfire6932 3 месяца назад +716

      Mathematically only 1 of 14 questions you studied will show up. That’s a lot more work than what will be strictly necessary for that test.

    • @PublicNuisance2K24
      @PublicNuisance2K24 3 месяца назад +11

      @@crimsonfire6932 you're wrong kid

    • @PublicNuisance2K24
      @PublicNuisance2K24 3 месяца назад +5

      @@JamesBadFantasy ur wrong kid

    • @mikeblxde4735
      @mikeblxde4735 3 месяца назад +164

      Clearly not because the data chart showed otherwise

  • @jordancunningham1682
    @jordancunningham1682 5 лет назад +7648

    "I have also contacted the Avengers and they are ready to take action as well against the cheaters"

    • @SebastianLinks
      @SebastianLinks 5 лет назад +165

      "This is an avengers level threat"

    • @stupidmclovin
      @stupidmclovin 5 лет назад +11

      @@SebastianLinks God dammit, was just going to comment that

    • @HLYGHST
      @HLYGHST 5 лет назад +37

      Ant-man going quantum to stop the cheaters from being born.

    • @brandongordon8547
      @brandongordon8547 5 лет назад +2

      Jacob Ba whatever it takes.

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 5 лет назад

      Laugh

  • @october2443
    @october2443 5 лет назад +16618

    Let’s hope this guys wife doesn’t cheat on him.

    • @aaronrodgers5852
      @aaronrodgers5852 5 лет назад +169

      Slazors LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAIAIAIAOAIAIAIAIIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIIAIAIAI😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I spit my water out

    • @AbolfazlShirazi
      @AbolfazlShirazi 5 лет назад +59

      His vision is augmented :))

    • @SIRTROLLZALOT
      @SIRTROLLZALOT 5 лет назад +415

      TE Z she’ll get death by power point.

    • @bruhthatsdisgusting
      @bruhthatsdisgusting 5 лет назад +33

      Aaron Rodgers even tho
      You just didnt

    • @passivlyassertive9696
      @passivlyassertive9696 5 лет назад +491

      "You see honey, bimodal pussy lips occurs when a penis of greater force and magnitude than mine has been applied to the cervix"

  • @famus801
    @famus801 5 лет назад +22128

    The dude that didn’t study and was partying all weekend is hella happy lmao

    • @hollister2320
      @hollister2320 5 лет назад +405

      Famus 801 I’m sure that same dude is the one who came up with the idea

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 5 лет назад +265

      @Maurits but at least he got a second chance rather than forsure flunking. I believe thats the whole point of this comment m8

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 лет назад +9

      Lol it made his day😂😂

    • @gdeb8380
      @gdeb8380 5 лет назад +3

      Chicken Wang Good point... it’s not like if he has a chance of not graduating and getting legal actions taken on him. Smh

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 5 лет назад

      @@gdeb8380 what?

  • @AdvaithSubramanianSahasranamam
    @AdvaithSubramanianSahasranamam 6 месяцев назад +1386

    If the dude thinks his wife cheated on him he’s gonna run a statistical analysis about how often she goes out. “You stayed out 2 hours and a half above last month. You don’t see that by chance. ”

    • @PublicNuisance2K24
      @PublicNuisance2K24 4 месяца назад +8

      Let's hope not lol

    • @mattkosakowski7582
      @mattkosakowski7582 2 месяца назад +5

      Not exactly an Adonis. A guy who looks like that is lucky to get any.

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago Месяц назад +9

      Why ya’ll dissing the prof? Is he in the wrong here?

    • @AdvaithSubramanianSahasranamam
      @AdvaithSubramanianSahasranamam Месяц назад +9

      @@brontiago from my standpoint, yes. I saw a video of him somewhere say that he personally writes his own questions. In such a case he shouldn’t be complaining about anyone finding a test bank.

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago Месяц назад +1

      @@AdvaithSubramanianSahasranamam Even if he wrote his own questions, it’s not unreasonable that he would keep a copy of the solutions. Do you really think anybody would remember 700 questions and solutions from the top of their head?

  • @mooseyman12345
    @mooseyman12345 5 лет назад +57352

    The guy who got the lowest score:
    I see this as an absolute win!

    • @MsPenny1994
      @MsPenny1994 5 лет назад +1925

      100% agree. Gives that person the chance to do better. At least something positive came out of it

    • @AtomicApex
      @AtomicApex 5 лет назад +2137

      Happened to me. Missed 3 weeks due to sickness to come back and take a calc 2 exam. Scored a 32/100. A week later the professor told the class that everyone would be retaking the exam as it was discovered that people in the earlier class had taken photos and sent it to people in my class and that we would be retaking the exam at the end of the week. On the retake I got a 71/100. The professor called me up after class and wanted me to know how I basically doubled my score. I told him check the attendance for the past 4 week and that was that.

    • @jackdasilva6327
      @jackdasilva6327 5 лет назад +286

      If he knew who, he wouldnt be asking to be told who did what

    • @King-ve3pk
      @King-ve3pk 5 лет назад +369

      The guy who failed started a new timeline and gave everyone the answers then failed again to get a second chance

    • @bigmacs2201
      @bigmacs2201 5 лет назад +10

      Lol

  • @bossross2.08
    @bossross2.08 4 года назад +11817

    At least he didn't hear an overly loud yawn.

  • @christopherjo
    @christopherjo 3 года назад +6098

    i really just sat here and got harassed for 15 minutes out of my own volition

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 года назад +174

      It’s 2:18 AM. Why am I doing this

    • @Gallowglass7
      @Gallowglass7 3 года назад +268

      Ikr lmao. High as shit, thinking, goddamn... I gotta retake this test which I never took

    • @Whatupitskevin
      @Whatupitskevin 3 года назад +79

      I was starting to feel guilty just from watching this lmao

    • @randidoesthings
      @randidoesthings 3 года назад +3

      It was our choice this time

    • @mellyvflo
      @mellyvflo 3 года назад +1

      @@Gallowglass7 do u wanna che@t? 😳👀

  • @Halloween_Tree
    @Halloween_Tree 27 дней назад +429

    Bro is a master of BS. He can’t identify the cheaters; he’s trying to scare them into identifying themselves.

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 16 дней назад +27

      Bingo, he just trying to get people to admit it

    • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
      @lorddashdonalddappington2653 15 дней назад +20

      But assuming he wasn't making any false promises, there's really no downside to admitting it.

    • @Halloween_Tree
      @Halloween_Tree 15 дней назад

      @@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Downside is you have to take a 4 hours ethics course and you have to hope he's telling the truth that your grade won't suffer or disciplinary action won't actually be taken against you. It's very common for universities to expel students for any cheating at all, so imo that's the higher risk gamble to tell them you did. Put the burden of proof on them to prove it beyond a doubt, admit to nothing. End of the day there is not going to be a difference between students who studied and those who memorized the test bank so I'd love to see them actually prove you cheated.

    • @gcr1
      @gcr1 14 дней назад +8

      Bet he has set up hidden camera's to record this. He then, will have a lab study the body language of the students to find the 1/3. 😂

    • @CloroxBleach0
      @CloroxBleach0 13 дней назад

      Lmao right, I would have been interested to see you take the gamble in that class and avoid reporting anything…

  • @growllywood2813
    @growllywood2813 5 лет назад +24570

    The twist: He made up the entire thing because he forgot to bring the material to present the chapter 9 slides

    • @Zikerrock
      @Zikerrock 5 лет назад +336

      BRUUUH

    • @guywith_dog
      @guywith_dog 5 лет назад +85

      Watch til the end

    • @antonietto123
      @antonietto123 5 лет назад +807

      once, a professor of mine said that he forgot the material for the day's lesson in his car. he returned fifty minutes later with a different haircut.

    • @joejoe6952
      @joejoe6952 5 лет назад +20

      666 likes

    • @Lovegun666six
      @Lovegun666six 5 лет назад +69

      @@antonietto123 this had me in stitches 😂

  • @ilya6420
    @ilya6420 5 лет назад +5027

    I’m scared shitless and I didn’t even do the exam

    • @popcornchicken9762
      @popcornchicken9762 5 лет назад +57

      I'm not I didn't cheat on the exam. I'm good homie

    • @Salvador-312
      @Salvador-312 5 лет назад +24

      FXK3 I wouldn’t ever be scared of that nigga

    • @Iankameel
      @Iankameel 5 лет назад +20

      Sonny your life isnt dependant on getting good standing in this field like these homies is. They just gone fucked with the dons of this shit hello

    • @Arealglitterboy
      @Arealglitterboy 5 лет назад +5

      LMFAOOOO

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 5 лет назад +13

      @@Salvador-312 well you don't have that kind of intellectual capability to feel anything. So it's all good "dawg".

  • @KWarrior88
    @KWarrior88 4 года назад +25590

    “The midterm grades will not count”
    That one kid who got a 37%: *default dance*

  • @BradleyG01
    @BradleyG01 2 месяца назад +78

    If he knows who cheated, why is he making everyone retake the exam? Dude was 100% bluffing

    • @chilldoc9638
      @chilldoc9638 2 месяца назад +6

      He said 95% chance

    • @corycosta1818
      @corycosta1818 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@chilldoc9638😂

    • @DaleksInc
      @DaleksInc 11 часов назад

      Because he left the forgiveness option open, so some of the cheaters will be retaking it. Plus also, as anybody who's studied statistics can tell you, any measures strict enough to identify only cheaters will inevitably err on the side of caution, missing some.

  • @Blaze-vj6ng
    @Blaze-vj6ng 3 года назад +13368

    "For those who acted ethically and did it right, you have my undying gratitude"
    the kid who scored a 60/200: i gotchu man 🙌🏻

    • @bradybailey2711
      @bradybailey2711 3 года назад +124

      Lmao

    • @mayrasancruz
      @mayrasancruz 3 года назад +48

      Lol 😆

    • @Calvin1985
      @Calvin1985 2 года назад +210

      Well, he is rightfully happier with that person than he is with anyone who cheated.

    • @JohnDoe-yq8ox
      @JohnDoe-yq8ox 2 года назад +77

      Cheaters are lazy. It is possible the kid with the 60 cheated and just sucks.

    • @TesterBoy
      @TesterBoy 2 года назад +8

      @@JohnDoe-yq8ox i doubt it. The cheaters were the LAZY Ones!

  • @DrewSalt
    @DrewSalt 3 года назад +17283

    He's a MASTER. Utilizing a long-winded speech, in order to get away with being unprepared for his Chapter 9 lecture.

    • @carlneoh5843
      @carlneoh5843 3 года назад +862

      There was once my history teacher was talking about the Roman empire and he somehow managed to switch to Formula 1 racing

    • @RedEyedModok
      @RedEyedModok 3 года назад +259

      Looks like he forgot to do his homework. If you been teaching the same class for 11 years you'd think he could wing it.

    • @supremesai3637
      @supremesai3637 3 года назад +182

      @@carlneoh5843 had a science teacher in 8th grade who went from magnetism to how we are alone in the universe

    • @brightspark8900
      @brightspark8900 3 года назад +14

      Hilarious comment.

    • @morgan5130
      @morgan5130 3 года назад +114

      @@carlneoh5843 Had my sophomore French teacher go from explaining the syllabus to how his old school’s principal got caught for soliciting a minor, who was actually a FBI agent in disguise.

  • @LeviOrDie
    @LeviOrDie 3 года назад +10837

    “The days of finding a new way to cheat are over.”
    *Opens Quizlet*

  • @jasonpatterson9821
    @jasonpatterson9821 6 месяцев назад +822

    A) Guy is too lazy to revise his exams year to year.
    B) Guy keeps the same set of questions for long enough that they are distributed among students.
    C) Guy thinks that reading, solving, and understanding 700 questions is not equivalent to studying for a test. (Are the questions supposed to by a mystery? Shouldn't an instructor make clear what they expect their students to learn for an exam???)
    D) Guy accuses everyone of cheating because he doesn't want to accept responsibility for his own mistakes.
    Lots of examples of how to be a bad teacher there for anyone in the business...

    • @JohnnyFontane528
      @JohnnyFontane528 4 месяца назад +95

      Even worse, those test banks are available for purchase BY ANYONE from the textbook companies. Helped get me an A in Pharmacology 2 in nursing school 😂

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago Месяц назад +9

      @@jasonpatterson9821 Remembering questions and their answers is not learning the material. And yes, the questions can be unique to whatever you did in class or for homework. Teachers and professors tell you what material will be covered in the test, not the exact questions themselves.

    • @DamianSAAAN
      @DamianSAAAN Месяц назад +45

      Couldn't have said it better myself. You can't memorize 700 questions and their multiple choice answers. You actually have to understand them. Only 50 questions on the actual exam? I agree that's essentially called studying.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Месяц назад +3

      Revise your exams? Why? You want to keep the course stable.

    • @Youidiott
      @Youidiott Месяц назад

      I agree

  • @TheClanBlade
    @TheClanBlade 4 года назад +14301

    "The midterm exam will not count"
    The one kid who didn't cheat, got an A+ and studied to 2am every night:
    *B R U H*

    • @harissahab2743
      @harissahab2743 4 года назад +560

      Jamesfloatyhead YT I would honestly be ready to throw hands, I ain’t boutta retake something I worked my ass off and got an A on 😂

    • @marshall02019
      @marshall02019 4 года назад +383

      well it shouldn’t be too hard to score high again then

    • @Zones33
      @Zones33 4 года назад +670

      The one kid who forgot to study and knew he bombed that shit:
      *A Y Y Y*

    • @pcruz-zd5tc
      @pcruz-zd5tc 4 года назад +343

      @@marshall02019 it is actually especially if the test is completely different from everything you studied so hard for.

    • @BDSbowling
      @BDSbowling 4 года назад +7

      Zones That’s me but i’ll fail the next exam too lmao

  • @aidanveselka8165
    @aidanveselka8165 4 года назад +7664

    Let's be honest, the people who got a bad score are enjoying this.

    • @el_bambino4804
      @el_bambino4804 3 года назад +38

      Fr

    • @SN-edits4u
      @SN-edits4u 3 года назад +56

      In online exams these days, I always try to score less but I end up scoring least among all my classmates

    • @brucejohnson5786
      @brucejohnson5786 3 года назад +10

      Not really. Cause their doing bad in all their other classes

    • @noah5793
      @noah5793 3 года назад +43

      @@SN-edits4u why would you want to score less?

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 года назад +6

      @@brucejohnson5786 that is not always the case

  • @bengaulden4655
    @bengaulden4655 3 года назад +7058

    The lesson today is twofold:
    1. How to call a bluff.
    2. Never confess.

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 3 года назад +80

      I thought it was statistics, that's like two standard deviations of mean!

    • @Darenz-cg9zg
      @Darenz-cg9zg 3 года назад +165

      I hate teachers accusing people of cheating or stealing something, because I've never cheated but I can't help laughing during it, I don't know why. I don't confess though, so my teachers just think I act really suspicious. I'm also pretty sure my 7th grade science teacher thought I was obsessed with hydrolysis.

    • @onokian
      @onokian 3 года назад +162

      @@Darenz-cg9zg look it up 200 students admitted to cheating tho

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath 3 года назад +10

      Or do confess and take the chance at the grade because you never know.

    • @bengaulden4655
      @bengaulden4655 3 года назад +146

      @@TheUnseenPath Weakness haha. He has no idea who did it and can't prove anything. He's bluffing.

  • @fluxmuldar
    @fluxmuldar Месяц назад +448

    This is the sort of thing that scares the crap out of you as a student. But as a working adult, you see it for what it is; a load of hot air from a teacher who was lazy and got caught out using a test bank instead of making his own tests.

    • @aidenx3vv
      @aidenx3vv Месяц назад

      Nah even as a student, if you're not an idiot you can tell it's just some fear mongering bullshit

    • @ezye97
      @ezye97 24 дня назад +74

      Calls students cheaters after they learn all 700 questions for potential 50. The students basically learned the syllabus. The fact that no student can raise their voice against is BS shows the ‘master and s’ environment this professor and his institution created.

    • @AragornRespecter
      @AragornRespecter 24 дня назад +46

      Dude I’m a teacher and, I make my own tests.
      It’s hard as hell. I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t do that.
      The fact that you call them lazy shows how little you know

    • @heathbar1091
      @heathbar1091 22 дня назад +26

      @@AragornRespecter I was a teacher as well, and it really depends on the subject. I taught high school chemistry and it was fairly easy to rewrite exam questions. I imagine that government and history teachers can only ask so many questions per chapter though, which would be difficult.

    • @eb663
      @eb663 22 дня назад +18

      Most courses use test banks. It's standard practice. It's not laziness. University professors do not solely work on their units all year, they have multiple roles and jobs and it is not practical or even possible to write new tests every semester.

  • @dethkl0k
    @dethkl0k 3 года назад +5526

    "The president has been briefed on the situation, and your days are numbered. The likelihood of assassination is astronomically high, and you will soon meet your demise. May God have mercy on your cheating souls."

    • @alejandros.9523
      @alejandros.9523 3 года назад +11

      i kindly ask that you don’t use The Lords Name in vain and many blessings to you and have a wonderful day 😊✝️

    • @dethkl0k
      @dethkl0k 3 года назад +76

      @@alejandros.9523 That's not using the Lord's name in vain, but thanks for your concern.

    • @aquamaster9036
      @aquamaster9036 3 года назад +20

      @@alejandros.9523 who cares dude, shut up

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 3 года назад +3

      @Ez Dub lmao

    • @thepigfromdbd8645
      @thepigfromdbd8645 3 года назад +11

      @@alejandros.9523 pvp mode activated.

  • @schoki1446
    @schoki1446 5 лет назад +6001

    I love how he is trying to play good cop bad cop all by him self

    • @GaminqLevel
      @GaminqLevel 5 лет назад +112

      He's a baddass

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 лет назад +82

      Somehow it still works

    • @insidiosity
      @insidiosity 5 лет назад +22

      Was he playing good cop? Nothing good came out of what he said. Stop trying to belittle him, he put on an amazing performance I doubt you'd be able to do

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 5 лет назад +5

      What are you talking about

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 5 лет назад +57

      @@insidiosity he is a fucking lecturer not an actor, he shouldn't try to put on a show is the issue

  • @kahle12
    @kahle12 3 года назад +39870

    This professor would have a heart attack if he knew what college was like during Covid

  • @dorianwatts8893
    @dorianwatts8893 6 месяцев назад +268

    If you die, your ghost better be in that exam room.

    • @nikolaiperkins7151
      @nikolaiperkins7151 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yup, so true.

    • @jayr5277
      @jayr5277 4 месяца назад +5

      Would death not count as a hand written note from God because it seems like a pretty good way for God to give the professor a heads up.

    • @PublicNuisance2K24
      @PublicNuisance2K24 4 месяца назад +5

      Sir I have a hand written excuse from my mom

    • @TheMadeMan5685
      @TheMadeMan5685 11 дней назад

      “I’ve also been in Contact with God, if you try to commit suicide just to get out of retaking this Test, he’s gonna bring you back to life so you can retake this Exam.”

  • @willwright9317
    @willwright9317 3 года назад +7074

    “Richard, these are 4th graders.”

  • @KaptainKFC
    @KaptainKFC 3 года назад +18726

    Imagine not cheating and getting the highest score, only to have to completely redo it and possibly get a much lower score.

    • @cramstick3810
      @cramstick3810 3 года назад +744

      well if you’re capable of acing it one legitimately, it’ll be easy to do it again

    • @drumman22
      @drumman22 3 года назад +2783

      @@cramstick3810 not necessarily, depending on the topic such as math, its easy to make simple mistakes during a test

    • @JKDrixter
      @JKDrixter 3 года назад +857

      I would be fucking livid

    • @drsolo7
      @drsolo7 3 года назад +34

      @@drumman22 check then.

    • @murphy5531
      @murphy5531 3 года назад +162

      @@cramstick3810 No, because if that person did not turn himself in then he would be expelled... so he would have to wrongfully admit guilt in order to even be able to resit. & then he'd have to sit a 4hr ethics class. & have his prof hate him. lose lose lose.

  • @justin96130
    @justin96130 5 лет назад +8947

    "To those who cheated, we know who you are"
    *still proceeds to make the innocent retake the test*

    • @billcipher779
      @billcipher779 5 лет назад +347

      Remember when Private Pyle had a jelly doughnut and Hartman made everyone else exercise?

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 лет назад +64

      But he kind of has to....

    • @Salty_Nutella
      @Salty_Nutella 5 лет назад +190

      He said "there's only a 95% certainty" on the list of people who cheated.

    • @TheScoutPlay
      @TheScoutPlay 5 лет назад +53

      Nothing but fair to make the innocent pay for the mistakes of the wrong ones, when it's about class and grades.
      People gotta stop thinking class is supposed to be this hyperdemocratic space where who cheats gets a pass and students get to dictate rules.

    • @justin96130
      @justin96130 5 лет назад +183

      TheScoutPlay Making everybody retake the test is fine if they had no idea who cheated. But the teacher said that they basically know who it is

  • @gdizzzl
    @gdizzzl 14 дней назад +38

    Taught the same shit for 20 years and expected his class to do terrible and when they did good, he got suspicious. That’s called tenure.

    • @apotheosis21
      @apotheosis21 8 дней назад +7

      A normal curve with almost everybody above 60% is not “terrible,” lol.

  • @hughmungus9797
    @hughmungus9797 4 года назад +2834

    I've also contacted the Girl Scouts and they will no longer be selling you their thin mints.

    • @JaimeWarlock
      @JaimeWarlock 4 года назад +12

      I discovered a wonderful replacement in the cookie section of the store called "Grasshoppers".

    • @h2w25
      @h2w25 4 года назад +15

      This video has been in my suggestions for the last half decade. I will never watch it. This is the first time I ever clicked on it subsequently going straight to the comment section to talk about how stupid it is and how much I do not care.

    • @answerth
      @answerth 4 года назад +1

      ​@@JaimeWarlock Fudge Mint Signature Kitchens Cookies (if you have an Albertson's near you) are even better than grasshoppers, according to the several people I've had do side by side taste tests. Thicker than a thin mint, mintier, amazing flavor profile. We determined that the GS thin mint is the "porche" of chocolate mint cookies because of the refined taste and texture, signature selects are a very close second, and grasshoppers come in 3rd :)
      Highly recommended
      -Local GSC enthusiast and friends

    • @jakeyshakey5475
      @jakeyshakey5475 4 года назад

      Nooooo thin mints are my favorite

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 года назад +3

      Okay dude, now you’re just taking it too far

  • @DailyChuckles724
    @DailyChuckles724 2 года назад +5596

    It must feel so good to be the guy that failed that exam. Having the exam tossed is a dream come true for him.

    • @psychobuzzard
      @psychobuzzard 2 года назад +76

      if this "guy" fails it once without cheating, what makes you think he is going to ace the make up exam? As a career teacher (35 years) I can assure you that seldom happens.

    • @haarmonic
      @haarmonic 2 года назад +226

      @@psychobuzzard aye never say never right?

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 2 года назад +15

      AND that student now knows he can find an answer booklet…

    • @grantofat6438
      @grantofat6438 2 года назад +6

      How? He will just fail again.

    • @productiveprojects6800
      @productiveprojects6800 2 года назад +69

      @@psychobuzzard Even if that person didn't study more, they would've have 1 more exam worth of experience under their belt than they would have the test before

  • @13satyar
    @13satyar 4 года назад +5329

    Plot twist: He lost all the exam papers so he’s just making all this up

  • @jordanthurt
    @jordanthurt 16 дней назад +18

    Professor: “I didn’t have the wits about me to load the Chapter 9 slides”
    Also Professor: *uses exact same curriculum for 5+ years in a row while the university continues to increase tuition*

  • @noelhann5262
    @noelhann5262 3 года назад +3350

    Whenever someone says “you know who you are”, I always get scared that they’re talking to me, even though they’re almost never talking to me

  • @estooo
    @estooo 5 лет назад +2205

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 5 лет назад +10

      food meme

    • @izdatbOi
      @izdatbOi 5 лет назад +7

      Nice

    • @HalkerVeil
      @HalkerVeil 5 лет назад

      I was just watching that guys channel who was in that meme.

    • @gamerplayer2105
      @gamerplayer2105 5 лет назад +1

      I feel like it was something Gordon Ramsey will day if someone messed up scallops

    • @JustinOhio
      @JustinOhio 5 лет назад

      Reviewbrah!!! What did I win???

  • @hexum9449
    @hexum9449 3 года назад +5883

    Professor has never been so excited to give this speech that he wishes he never had to give.

  • @flamesjing1228
    @flamesjing1228 7 месяцев назад +118

    I had a precalc teacher in HS a while back that did the same thing. One day he was absent for a test so the sub administered it. Now, the thing about my teacher was that he was hyper-suspicious of cheating, so he would make a morning and an afternoon test so those who took the test in the morning couldn't go around telling everyone the answers during lunch and give the afternoon periods an advantage. However, the sub wasn't aware of this and gave our class both the morning and the afternoon tests. When the teacher got back, he immediately assumed that half the class had cheated by glancing at the papers, and without further investigation, not only reported everyone to the principal but also emailed the head of the magnet admissions office (we were a magnet school) to try to get us kicked out of the program. The next day, he yelled at our entire class until he reduced some people to tears ( I was one of the persons he accused), before properly taking another look at the test and realizing we'd been given 2 different versions. After that, all he said was "Sorry guys, my bad" and carried on with the lesson. This prof sounds just like him whether he's right about the cheating or not.

    • @ungabunga7574
      @ungabunga7574 6 месяцев назад +18

      Was the teacher reported? No way the school didn't do anything about this...To make students cry and falsely accuse them of something they didn't do without properly investigating first is outrageous. I mean at least the professor of the UCF course did some prior investigation before accusing his class of teaching. Im so sorry you had to go through that experience. I have so sympathy for these kinds of teachers who think they are some sort of super hero spending all their time trying to stop cheating.

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 Месяц назад +6

      @@ungabunga7574Also it’s highschool, it’s meaningless. Much different from college academic integrity, which businesses solely rely on when it comes to evaluating candidates. Cheating in college dwindles the value of everyone’s degree who attended the university, past or present.

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative Месяц назад +4

      @@firemonkey1015 Which, unfortunately, is why degrees are worthless now (and have been for over 20 years).

  • @Rottyrottyrotty
    @Rottyrottyrotty 5 лет назад +2421

    The irony is that he is teaching corporate strategy, which we all know is the cornerstone of ethics.

    • @cillblinton8181
      @cillblinton8181 5 лет назад +8

      Peter Anderson 😂 lmao

    • @mehdude2478
      @mehdude2478 5 лет назад +41

      Damn, you better apply this morning and replace him.

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 5 лет назад +34

      @ Chunnin Exams time

    • @morganl4445
      @morganl4445 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @benny2427
      @benny2427 5 лет назад +37

      What if that guilty student who turned in a test bank instantly failed the exam? “You sold out your comrades, that’s not what a Shinobi does to his fellow ninja, believe it!”

  • @LelloIntegrale
    @LelloIntegrale 4 года назад +1515

    A pretty elaborate excuse not to have the material for the presentation, Professor.

    • @BravePvP
      @BravePvP 4 года назад +8

      I read this comment with your profile picture’s voice

    • @LPTV84
      @LPTV84 4 года назад +2

      @@BravePvP Jotaro sees a student cheat: Yare yare daze ...

    • @theguacboi6154
      @theguacboi6154 4 года назад +1

      LPTV this must be the work of an enemy stand

    • @robinpark8861
      @robinpark8861 4 года назад

      @@theguacboi6154 apparently it's "stand user" - i made the same mistake a couple days ago lol

    • @JJ-fm1sh
      @JJ-fm1sh 4 года назад

      Haha 😂😂🤣

  • @jacobwilske5665
    @jacobwilske5665 3 года назад +2630

    “The days of being able to find new ways to cheat the system are over.”
    Well that didn’t age well

    • @JayJoeVid4EVER
      @JayJoeVid4EVER 3 года назад +65

      *laughs in Brainly*

    • @j.p.rogers6731
      @j.p.rogers6731 3 года назад +9

      Nice pfp go cubs

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 3 года назад +8

      @@JayJoeVid4EVER was just about to say the same thing

    • @queenkitten1469
      @queenkitten1469 3 года назад +24

      Laughs in quizlet study (I can’t curate because of certain websites but I use it to study and to help me, so it’s not really cheating)

    • @supersonic7605
      @supersonic7605 3 года назад +4

      Lol wasn’t the school caught up in the 2019 scandal regarding students being bribed in?

  • @nicholasrussell8148
    @nicholasrussell8148 Месяц назад +108

    The real moral of this story: write your own exams instead of using the publisher’s test bank. He basically confessed that he hasn’t updated his class in 5 years. Students shouldn’t cheat. But there is a lesson for the faculty member in all of this too.

    • @jordanthurt
      @jordanthurt 16 дней назад

      Other moral of the story: Universities cheat students by using test banks year after year while they charge students more and more, year after year.

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone 5 лет назад +8943

    "For those of you who acted honestly, acted honorably, and did it right; you have my undying gratitude, and my utmost respect."
    Me with my 65: "Ey, no problem man. anytime."

    • @rural33
      @rural33 5 лет назад +235

      Niemcy *Italian New York Accent*

    • @Wrx-co1yu
      @Wrx-co1yu 5 лет назад +29

      You legend

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 лет назад +45

      @@rural33 *accompanied with ✋ movements*

    • @jellycloud057
      @jellycloud057 5 лет назад +11

      Bob Loblaw well at lest they could get a better grade

    • @danielbaucom5252
      @danielbaucom5252 5 лет назад +24

      Jellycloud 103 lol yeah I bet those ppl were happy. It would have sucked if someone did good honestly though, although theoretically they should just get the same grade as well if not better

  • @TheGamingREZ
    @TheGamingREZ 3 года назад +2915

    The guy with the lowest score probably snitched on everyone just to remake that exam

    • @peytondrews703
      @peytondrews703 3 года назад +97

      He wasn't in the wrong tho.

    • @flynnbrennan3876
      @flynnbrennan3876 3 года назад +74

      That would have been very smart.

    • @YouLose
      @YouLose 3 года назад +46

      @@flynnbrennan3876 But we all know if he got the lowest score on this exam, he probably got a bad score on the next one too

    • @Discipleofthelordandjesus
      @Discipleofthelordandjesus 3 года назад +20

      @@YouLose I go down everyone go down type shit .😂 He failed the next test along with everyone else this time.

    • @otto8158
      @otto8158 3 года назад +20

      Even if no one would have snitched the score distribution is too obvious tbh

  • @MP-qf5gg
    @MP-qf5gg 4 года назад +25469

    “Oh and by the way, the President of the United States has been notified. And he’s mobilizing the US military as I speak. Not only that, but God and His legions of angels are on their way to you.”

    • @HazyPolitics
      @HazyPolitics 4 года назад +173

      😂😂😂

    • @Juan-zr1mp
      @Juan-zr1mp 4 года назад +708

      While God's here, can I get that signed note?

    • @matthewmiracky2291
      @matthewmiracky2291 4 года назад +149

      It’s a good this he’s immobilizing the army cuz I don’t think I could fight all of them

    • @ganjgundam1
      @ganjgundam1 4 года назад +71

      did you mean mobilizing? cus immobilizing is the opposite of what they'd be doing

    • @MP-qf5gg
      @MP-qf5gg 4 года назад +42

      @@ganjgundam1 Yes. Fixed it.

  • @dimetronome
    @dimetronome 6 месяцев назад +41

    He's kind of asking for it by using the same test bank for so many years. When I started teaching, I was advised to create my own tests and never use the test banks. Sure it's a lot of extra work, but it's well worth it if you really care about preventing cheating. It's also common sense that you should change those questions every so often. Surely, he must understand that he is partly responsible for this scenario.

    • @historicalflippers11
      @historicalflippers11 14 дней назад +1

      You could use the same exams and just use different numbers.
      A large chunk of Professors are lazy as shit.

    • @dimetronome
      @dimetronome 14 дней назад

      @historicalflippers11 You're right.

  • @FrostyBandit333
    @FrostyBandit333 5 лет назад +14946

    *Student walks into class 15 minutes late*
    “Hey sorry I’m late did I miss anything important?”

  • @hououinkyouma616
    @hououinkyouma616 3 года назад +6443

    “For many of you, this will be the hardest lecture you will ever have to hear”
    Millions of people watching for fun on RUclips:

    • @AidenIsLove
      @AidenIsLove 2 года назад +58

      I watched the whole thing 😂. Or maybe I cheated and went right to the comments.

    • @kennedyl7744
      @kennedyl7744 2 года назад +11

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @Thisismycomment.
      @Thisismycomment. 2 года назад +4

      Hehe

    • @CombustibL
      @CombustibL 2 года назад +6

      Its fun when your not in the hot seat 😂

    • @paulmartom
      @paulmartom 2 года назад

      No I stopped at 5

  • @mtbewan5632
    @mtbewan5632 3 года назад +4922

    The guy who got a 60 is probably the happiest person in the room.

    • @jaxoncr
      @jaxoncr 3 года назад +166

      the 60 was from a different semester where no cheating occurred

    • @EZProdigy
      @EZProdigy 3 года назад +87

      @@jaxoncr nah whenever he showed the distribution for fall there were a few F’s as well lol

    • @richerdchikosky7558
      @richerdchikosky7558 3 года назад +52

      that was 60/200 which is 30%

    • @drewcampbell1258
      @drewcampbell1258 3 года назад +62

      @@EZProdigy yeah but they get to re-take the midterm. They get another shot at it lol I bet they were hype

    • @camsmart
      @camsmart 3 года назад +9

      @@drewcampbell1258 id be Hella hyped

  • @autumnwinter3639
    @autumnwinter3639 Месяц назад +24

    If I studied and got a good grade I would refuse to retake it and go to the administrator

    • @a.s.2426
      @a.s.2426 3 часа назад

      Yup. Teacher is a jerk.

  • @Warhero1171
    @Warhero1171 5 лет назад +2240

    It seems like every college out there has a fully staffed forensic analysis team led by Sherlock Holmes and Batman.

    • @thatjuanguy4204
      @thatjuanguy4204 5 лет назад +78

      where do you think all that textbook money gose to?

    • @DiaXisHD
      @DiaXisHD 5 лет назад +23

      Forensic Analysis is a subject in finance. The professors probably anslysed it themselves.

    • @SomethingLame
      @SomethingLame 5 лет назад +4

      Or it's just not that hard to tell when students cheated.

    • @LilJetRyan
      @LilJetRyan 5 лет назад +3

      Sherlock Holmes & Batman 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Katarinarabbit
      @Katarinarabbit 5 лет назад +1

      Keep digging Watson

  • @toucheaulait892
    @toucheaulait892 5 лет назад +1961

    "...don't call me"
    This teacher broke up with his entire class!

    • @budgie825
      @budgie825 5 лет назад +17

      Entrecôte PourDeux only 1/3 of the class

    • @brendanjames3871
      @brendanjames3871 5 лет назад +7

      What did he even mean by that lmao

    • @Trevor102117
      @Trevor102117 5 лет назад +22

      @@brendanjames3871 like in the future if someone needs a reference or a favor from him

    • @joeking4965
      @joeking4965 5 лет назад +1

      Only the ones that cheated on him !

    • @TBButtSmoothy
      @TBButtSmoothy 5 лет назад

      "Forensics, also known as 'Criminalistics', is the application of science to criminal and civil laws, mainly-on the criminal side-during criminal investigation, as governed by the legal standards of admissible evidence and criminal procedure." It's not just about dead people, lab coats and hacker thingies on a computer monitor.

  • @salmon4959
    @salmon4959 3 года назад +3964

    His disappointment is immeasurable, and his day is ruined.

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 3 года назад +89

      “To say i’m disappointed is beyond comprehension.
      physically ill,
      absolutely disgusted,
      completely disillusioned,
      trying to figure out what the last 20 years were for.”

    • @praba991ify
      @praba991ify 3 года назад +7

      stop yawnjnggg

    • @felixberr3091
      @felixberr3091 3 года назад +4

      His life his ruined

    • @ox1Sc
      @ox1Sc 3 года назад +6

      popeyes biscuit

    • @user-bi5xy1wf7j
      @user-bi5xy1wf7j 3 года назад +1

      “He is disappointed is immeasurable”
      ???

  • @dimetronome
    @dimetronome 6 месяцев назад +170

    He is so concerned about honesty, but he gets up in front of his class and spews a ton of BS.

    • @graylyhen9490
      @graylyhen9490 3 месяца назад +6

      Cool roleplay comment bro

    • @dimetronome
      @dimetronome 3 месяца назад +10

      @@graylyhen9490 Sorry, what?

  • @Username-it8co
    @Username-it8co 5 лет назад +12912

    Imagine if you actually studied like crazy for this exam and now they think you cheated

    • @samschellhase8831
      @samschellhase8831 5 лет назад +759

      Username that’s the shitty part. Even the kids who came forwards about the cheating are going to have to retake the tests, which is super unfair

    • @MaD0915
      @MaD0915 5 лет назад +210

      Well, if your personal scores are fairly uniform, it's likely that they won't think you cheated.

    • @soapydandy
      @soapydandy 5 лет назад +332

      If you did study that's not a problem. When you actually learn something you dont just puke it over an exam and get it out of your system. You might forget it in a few months but at that point a quick brush through notes or whatever source you originally used and it should click right back.
      If you "study" and just straight up pour it on to the test and then you dont even remember what the test was about, you didn't learn, you just bottled it up and memorized it

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 5 лет назад +505

      Studying 700 sample questions for a 50 question test is the definition of studying like crazy.

    • @SomethingLame
      @SomethingLame 5 лет назад +50

      If you studied and took the test, you can probably prove that you know the material. Unlike the cheaters here.

  • @alexmena6459
    @alexmena6459 4 года назад +2064

    This guy is gonna freak out when he finds out about quizlet

    • @GloomyStrawberries
      @GloomyStrawberries 4 года назад +13

      Best comment

    • @Cinicraft00
      @Cinicraft00 4 года назад +173

      Don’t worry, he’s already done a *FORENSIC ANALYSIS* on the people behind quizlet.

    • @Dually-cg4oj
      @Dually-cg4oj 4 года назад +5

      You said it best

    • @pjfoltz8810
      @pjfoltz8810 4 года назад +16

      Quizlet save my ass a few times! Found test banks on quizlet!

    • @Aaronlee83
      @Aaronlee83 4 года назад +41

      You have been found guilty for leaking confidential information. The FBI has been dispatched to your location. Please do not leave the country.

  • @elphaba4674
    @elphaba4674 5 лет назад +1295

    I'm disappointed in myself and i have no idea whats going on.

    • @chapstickwarrior9277
      @chapstickwarrior9277 5 лет назад +82

      You should be ashamed... I don't know why but you should...

    • @alexsanchezj.5575
      @alexsanchezj.5575 5 лет назад +1

      Kaycee Whitham this comment is the best

    • @leonardopessanha5128
      @leonardopessanha5128 5 лет назад +17

      Nothing to be disappointed. People studied 700 questions to a test of 50. What the people should have done it to pass the bank to every other student, so everyone has the same great grades

    • @gnjl9672
      @gnjl9672 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao same

    • @ijneb1248
      @ijneb1248 5 лет назад +1

      Cheater!

  • @fuelsfornerds
    @fuelsfornerds 2 месяца назад +86

    For those who didn’t get what he was trying to do: Richard is using the most obvious bluffing that’s used in like every cop situations and school dramas. Now the reason he goes detailed on this with the forensic analysis and stuff is because he wants to instill fear on the cheaters and make them confess. We had a similar case like this in our school and our supervisor used this exact maneuver that Richard used. You can bet that after Richard left the room all the kids were mad at the cheaters and told them to confess otherwise they’ll rat them out themselves because no one who studied really hard to get good scores for the test wants to do the entire midterm exam again.

    • @MAX-de8fe
      @MAX-de8fe 2 месяца назад +5

      Good. Cheaters deserve to get expelled.

    • @TheCatOfAges
      @TheCatOfAges 18 дней назад +2

      ​@@MAX-de8fe hell nah

    • @teaks800
      @teaks800 12 дней назад

      I initially thought this guy was bluffing hard too. But I looked at some blogs and let me tell you my guy. He wasn’t bluffing. The academic investigation team actually caught them all

    • @TheCatOfAges
      @TheCatOfAges 12 дней назад

      @@teaks800 with how many innocent caught?

    • @teaks800
      @teaks800 7 дней назад

      @@TheCatOfAges because the forensics team wont be able to trace it back to them. i am a college student and my father is a senior professor. i can tell you with full confidence that investigations in a college is no joke. The recovered data shows all activity

  • @liamgasser8062
    @liamgasser8062 5 лет назад +6484

    FBI: We're going to send you to federal prison for 60 years
    6ixNine: I know who cheated on Richard Quinn's management exam at UCF

    • @jogclemson4430
      @jogclemson4430 5 лет назад +97

      "Tell us half of a answer and you're allowed to break 10 laws with no jail time"

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 5 лет назад +5

      LOL

    • @fattymcgee123
      @fattymcgee123 5 лет назад +8

      k, help me out here. how do you say that word? is it six ix nine ine?

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAAH

    • @zzpumpking8371
      @zzpumpking8371 5 лет назад +5

      He also knows who cheated on your teen daughter

  • @dasodacanman
    @dasodacanman 6 лет назад +3343

    Wait till he learns about quizlet

    • @calsspace2043
      @calsspace2043 6 лет назад +10

      dasodacanman lol

    • @godfather6942
      @godfather6942 6 лет назад +125

      He would get a stroke!!

    • @vincelam1998
      @vincelam1998 6 лет назад +16

      LMFAO

    • @id2349
      @id2349 6 лет назад +49

      Or socratic, or photomath, or pretty much anything else on the internet

    • @teflonKONG09
      @teflonKONG09 6 лет назад +3

      Where do ppl get question banks for exams?

  • @mrchopsticks3
    @mrchopsticks3 4 года назад +6046

    I feel so guilty, I can't believe we all did this, and I've never even set foot on the UCF campus.

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 4 года назад +404

      My parents got a call from UFC after I watched this video

    • @roidhead8911
      @roidhead8911 4 года назад +152

      @@mueezadam8438 I got a call specifically from Richard Quinn himself

    • @obviousb8508
      @obviousb8508 4 года назад +83

      Bro im 15 in my sophomore year of highschool... wth and i doing here

    • @totsuka2213
      @totsuka2213 4 года назад +11

      @@obviousb8508 Me too

    • @dencentbeatz794
      @dencentbeatz794 4 года назад +21

      @@obviousb8508 enjoy sophmore year cause junior year sucks. 1 week in its hell

  • @pedrosantos6183
    @pedrosantos6183 6 месяцев назад +21

    "the days of being able fiding a new way to cheat the system are over"
    Oh my sweet summer child

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 5 лет назад +2132

    To be fair memorising around 700 questions is damn impressive

    • @samschellhase8831
      @samschellhase8831 5 лет назад +152

      EdgyShooter also if you’re using questions that aren’t your own, from an online test bank, eventually it’ll bite you in the butt. Maybe not quite as dramatically as this, but in someway it will

    • @Max_Griswald
      @Max_Griswald 5 лет назад +194

      @@akeyscoot9546 - Memorizing questions is studying, though.

    • @s.tellington
      @s.tellington 5 лет назад +70

      @@Max_Griswald Studying is memorizing formulas and such. A test shouldn't have questions you've seen and know by heart. They should require you to apply what you learned in class and through studying.

    • @temporarychannelname8620
      @temporarychannelname8620 5 лет назад +93

      @@s.tellington As far as I know this is a high level business class. There's more brute force memorization than calculation.

    • @ytirucsbo
      @ytirucsbo 5 лет назад +11

      @@temporarychannelname8620 it's an undergraduate course, it might be upper division but not "high level"

  • @MrN8073
    @MrN8073 5 лет назад +37393

    Plot twist this is actually the janitor and there's no audience.

  • @Stranglehold432
    @Stranglehold432 4 года назад +3622

    It's like he waited his whole life for the opportunity to deliver this monologue.

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 4 года назад +143

      He says he doesn’t want to give it but he’s lying. I’d be so satisfying to sit a class down and expose them with statistics.

    • @dylanjamaludin
      @dylanjamaludin 4 года назад +5

      @@j-dog7767 same

    • @KevSB07
      @KevSB07 4 года назад +27

      J-Dog776 that feeling is definitely real but it’s probably overpowered by feelings of disappointment, surprise, betrayal, etc.

    • @joelpark3075
      @joelpark3075 4 года назад

      Anyways.... check out @daily_discourse on Instagram for debates and such! Won’t disappoint 👍👑

    • @leapingllamacorn8349
      @leapingllamacorn8349 4 года назад +5

      Well, he is a professor in strategic management

  • @TJpnw
    @TJpnw 21 день назад +7

    I knew that right around 8:40 he was gonna give that ultimatum good cop option LMFAO... forensic analysis lmao

  • @thethorn6441
    @thethorn6441 4 года назад +4107

    RIP to this guy’s rating on Rate My Professor

    • @joshpatra
      @joshpatra 4 года назад +452

      He has a 3.1/5 , which is devastatingly low compared to his colleagues. He probably made a lot of people justifiably mad by having them retake the test even if they didn't cheat.

    • @oshawastaken
      @oshawastaken 4 года назад +146

      @@joshpatra that actually isnt that bad of a score for college

    • @kayar8463
      @kayar8463 4 года назад +163

      @@joshpatra I mean if you look at the reviews almost all of them are just jokes about this video, so maybe a bit biased (bimodal distribution joke in there somewhere hehe) . If you scroll down a bit further there are a fair few that do call him a shit professor but I'd say his overall rating is higher if you take out the fake ones.

    • @diygarygaming
      @diygarygaming 4 года назад +20

      @@joshpatra This video was uploaded in 2010, RateMyProfessor didn't even exist then.

    • @nephewsgonnaneph5245
      @nephewsgonnaneph5245 4 года назад +48

      @@diygarygaming i thought it's existed for 20 years. I've seen reviews date back to 2004.

  • @lukesoliman647
    @lukesoliman647 3 года назад +4660

    “the days of cheating the system are over”
    **quizlet has entered the chat**

    • @Vance-uy4fz
      @Vance-uy4fz 3 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @calebtaylor1375
      @calebtaylor1375 3 года назад +131

      Quizlet’s my hero

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +37

      *furiously googling quizlet

    • @mannimarcotheinsatiable2467
      @mannimarcotheinsatiable2467 3 года назад +32

      Brainly is the only reason I graduated last year

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 года назад +28

      @@mannimarcotheinsatiable2467 Would you help a brotha out and explain how it helped? I'm taking an online pre-calculus class and I'm essentially left to my own devices. These zoom meetings with the professor are garbage. No encouragement to ask questions and if you do ask questions everyone gets pissy about dragging it out. I will pay a bit if I have to. I just dont like putting my card info on different sites because they're liable to charge you for anything just because they can.

  • @johnsharkey1766
    @johnsharkey1766 3 года назад +2408

    Nobody has ever wanted to hear the chapter 9 content about acquisitions and mergers more than at this moment

  • @wilcar3488
    @wilcar3488 4 месяца назад +31

    Someone should've done one of those long dramatic loud yawns

    • @nikolaiperkins7151
      @nikolaiperkins7151 2 месяца назад

      Trust me, he woulda flipped, lol!

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago Месяц назад

      @@wilcar3488 That’s a very rude thing to do when someone’s talking

  • @henrique-castro
    @henrique-castro 5 лет назад +1178

    I'm scared to death he will find out I cheated on my wife and I'm not even married.

  • @ExterminatorSK
    @ExterminatorSK Год назад +1973

    "Also the CIA has been notified by this point of time and the navy seals have already been dispatched. "

    • @walterwhite4699
      @walterwhite4699 9 месяцев назад +20

      Aw man… ☹️

    • @Transblucency
      @Transblucency 8 месяцев назад +23

      It's too bad the Navy Seals copypasta didn't exist back then. I'm sure he would have just adapted it for his own use.

    • @DamienFroody
      @DamienFroody 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@TransblucencyLol this is so funny!!!

    • @Goutham1826
      @Goutham1826 8 месяцев назад +7

      "It's over"

    • @blingviera7925
      @blingviera7925 7 месяцев назад

      Loved professors like this.

  • @cyrusrogers6887
    @cyrusrogers6887 5 лет назад +5856

    Plot twist: this is a third grade class

    • @ohyeahyeah9996
      @ohyeahyeah9996 5 лет назад +25

      Cyrus Rogers plot twist third grade classes aren’t referred to as “Universities” dip shit

    • @devan7728
      @devan7728 5 лет назад +313

      Oh Yeah Yeah r/wooooshhh

    • @ohyeahyeah9996
      @ohyeahyeah9996 5 лет назад +10

      Devan Amaral swear dudes an idiot

    • @taterater1052
      @taterater1052 5 лет назад +159

      Ever considered the possibility that you're the idiot? Nah man that's impossible

    • @mrk7798
      @mrk7798 5 лет назад +120

      @@ohyeahyeah9996 jesus delete your comment please

  • @el-ee8yk
    @el-ee8yk 18 дней назад +11

    you can literally purchase test banks online.. it’s his own fault for refusing to get up off his ass and write his own exams

  • @nIfTheyWalked54
    @nIfTheyWalked54 5 лет назад +5851

    "we know exactly who cheated"
    "All of you have to retake"

    • @3jake5mee
      @3jake5mee 5 лет назад +747

      which means they have no clue who cheated, I would’ve been pissed I wonder if anyone took it up with the University

    • @martin4dmr770
      @martin4dmr770 5 лет назад +36

      It's only the best to be fair

    • @josefernandez4423
      @josefernandez4423 5 лет назад +219

      @@3jake5mee they absolutely knew who they were. it's just to make everything clean. this was a big scandal back then. that's the fairest route they could take. make everyone take a fresh exam but still punish those who cheated.

    • @seanrrr
      @seanrrr 5 лет назад +278

      They can narrow it down but they can’t be 100% sure. Most of the high scores (90-100%) are most likely cheaters but you can’t prove that someone who studied hard and earned that grade wasn’t a cheater.

    • @ketchupfries7521
      @ketchupfries7521 5 лет назад +21

      Well it’s a clear message that even if one person cheats, they’re all corrupted. If you cheat you are responsible for not just your own consequences, but everyone else gets punished, so they don’t cheat in the future either. Don’t cheat

  • @thesenate4563
    @thesenate4563 Год назад +3957

    If out of nowhere, a teacher says “I’ve taught this school for +10 years”, you know someone fucked up.

    • @pyramo3170
      @pyramo3170 Год назад +52

      Yeah I’ve been in 3 lectures With different profs where something to that effect has happened and it’s always bad news.

    • @AA-rc1ny
      @AA-rc1ny Год назад +109

      Whenever a professor says something along the lines of, “In all my years of teaching, I’ve never had this issue.” It usually means they have run into said issue multiple times but for the first time has chosen to address it. Anyone in sales, or education, or academia knows this.

    • @SealyTheSeal
      @SealyTheSeal Год назад +19

      if you hear a professor say this or "only *insert number below 20* percent of people pass my class!" RUN.

    • @classygoose7112
      @classygoose7112 Год назад +3

      Never in all my years have I seen someone with the same pfp as me.

    • @egzilla
      @egzilla Год назад +1

      @@SealyTheSeal my phsical transport phenamona course has a 8% first time pass rate

  • @kroy7881
    @kroy7881 5 лет назад +14964

    Prof - "I've been here for eleven years..."
    Students - "ah shit, here we go"

  • @familyoffourdisneydreaming6081
    @familyoffourdisneydreaming6081 4 дня назад +2

    I often watch this. It’s just so good
    His self-importance is palpable.
    He doesn’t know who cheated

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick 4 года назад +3740

    Did I just listen to a 10 year video of some random teacher telling me off for 15 minutes straight for a crime I didn't commit

    • @Framer_Mike
      @Framer_Mike 4 года назад +68

      Yeah.. me too.. FFS im 47 and aint got time for this dumb bitch.

    • @BallsMolosovich
      @BallsMolosovich 4 года назад +40

      Your comment just saved me from myself. I'll be on my way now.
      Thank you, kind sir.

    • @spokospokospokospoko
      @spokospokospokospoko 4 года назад +28

      Not me. I just listened to him bitching out my classmates for cheating. Me, I aced it legit.

    • @bubbafug00gle51
      @bubbafug00gle51 4 года назад +6

      Well, now you know what it feels like to be a black driver :)

    • @PDGX
      @PDGX 4 года назад +3

      Think I saw this 5 years ago. Definitely not worth another watch. NEXT!

  • @sunritroykarmakar4406
    @sunritroykarmakar4406 3 года назад +1498

    "the days of finding new ways to cheat the system are over"
    the future is now old man

    • @JacobPlays136
      @JacobPlays136 3 года назад +34

      @@gddanielk8491 dude watch out saying that they've got forensic analysts tracking you down 😂

    • @gddanielk8491
      @gddanielk8491 3 года назад +2

      @@JacobPlays136 oops 😭😂

    • @deltacream
      @deltacream 3 года назад +11

      Behold!
      *Newer ways of cheating!*

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 года назад +1

      The past IS now and the Future is already written

    • @smgeezus7186
      @smgeezus7186 3 года назад +1

      Hilarious when someone assumes just simply based off their age that they know everything and that the world is not going to change around them any more than it already has.
      Ironic that kind of people that don't learn from history are also the ones that are teaching us, huh?

  • @curtis9701
    @curtis9701 3 года назад +6246

    Teacher: We are retaking this exam again! No exceptions!
    Kid who got 30 out of 200: Thank God!

    • @georgemathew3529
      @georgemathew3529 3 года назад +298

      proceeds to score 25 in the reexam.. been there done that

    • @bethancharles9902
      @bethancharles9902 3 года назад +111

      Imagine the kid that genuinley forgot about it and didnt study and gets hella lucky lol

    • @vrbobde
      @vrbobde 3 года назад +97

      @@georgemathew3529 I remember getting 0 without studying and then getting 0 again after studying XD

    • @ChefDave5
      @ChefDave5 3 года назад +6

      @@georgemathew3529 bruh 😂

    • @railx2005
      @railx2005 3 года назад +8

      @@vrbobde lmao how

  • @shammywammy
    @shammywammy Месяц назад +29

    700 questions for a 50 question test?
    That's not cheating, that's studying.

  • @thebrandonrobert5693
    @thebrandonrobert5693 5 лет назад +1876

    I feel like he's going to find out that I cheated on that exam and I didn't even write the damn thing.

    • @gorillaguy1000
      @gorillaguy1000 5 лет назад +5

      Fuert Neigt You mean have a camera during the testing? The cheating was done before the test day. They studied all the questions and just memorized the answers

    • @nash6202
      @nash6202 5 лет назад +14

      @Fuert Neigt lol ur being dumb on purpose right

    • @charlesreisner6681
      @charlesreisner6681 5 лет назад +9

      @Fuert Neigt I take it that you were a student of his during this event?

    • @Yesbutdoubtful
      @Yesbutdoubtful 5 лет назад +6

      @Fuert Neigt that's what Hitler was known for, 15 minute rants and second chances

    • @PrismC
      @PrismC 5 лет назад +2

      @@charlesreisner6681 It has to be personal lol

  • @markcovka6549
    @markcovka6549 8 лет назад +5306

    imagine how happy the kid who didn't cheat but failed that shit is

    • @sinz8287
      @sinz8287 8 лет назад +133

      markcovka he basically gets a retake, but the ones who passed legitimately have a higher chance to fail. He wasnt even legit. There were probably about 3 of 4 people who actually cheated. He was trying to make it so that the people who did bad, so that they could get higher scores in the country. It was just to make them look better as a school.

    • @wallyj56
      @wallyj56 8 лет назад +5

      h

    • @01107345
      @01107345 8 лет назад +92

      nah, the ones that passed legitimately have a chance to score higher the second time around.

    • @Jenceno
      @Jenceno 8 лет назад +2

      Wally J hHhhhHh

    • @nicholasbell3303
      @nicholasbell3303 8 лет назад +42

      @SinZ there were actually several hundred who cheated. not 3 or 4 lol
      articles.orlandosentinel.com/2010-11-12/news/os-ucf-cheating-investigation-retest-20101112_1_students-step-cheating-ucf-spokesman-grant-heston

  • @navonmyhand7999
    @navonmyhand7999 3 года назад +2320

    The guy who scored a 60: looks to his left, looks to his right
    "So were neither of you going to share the Final exam answers with me?"

    • @onepervideo8962
      @onepervideo8962 3 года назад +25

      Congrats! Your comment has won you the internet! Please pick it up upon your next login.

    • @thecoldcallerguy
      @thecoldcallerguy 3 года назад +13

      Who do you think told on everybody 😒😂

    • @marisoto6861
      @marisoto6861 3 года назад +3

      bro he was the one who sacrificed himself lmao

    • @BigNnThicc
      @BigNnThicc 3 года назад +2

      He must be so fuckin happy the test is being exempted lol

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 3 года назад +2

      @@onepervideo8962 Nice random comment on the Internet. Rare :)

  • @jimoffutt9156
    @jimoffutt9156 18 дней назад +7

    He could not know with 100% certainty the students who cheated. He "claims" 95%, at the time of this, but he couldn't get to 100%. So stop it with the expulsion bs

  • @brenthelm6257
    @brenthelm6257 6 лет назад +3392

    How happy would you be though to be the guy who failed the first exam

    • @sxhernan
      @sxhernan 6 лет назад +7

      lol

    • @coreygraham860
      @coreygraham860 6 лет назад +207

      Perhaps that's the guy who got a hold of the test bank after-the-fact and anonymously snitched.

    • @MRimREALLYkool
      @MRimREALLYkool 6 лет назад +83

      Corey Graham Naw it's probably the tryhard who studied for 10 hours and still got a B

    • @tangykombucha5558
      @tangykombucha5558 6 лет назад +4

      What if u didn’t cheat u just suck ass

    • @WarthogARJ
      @WarthogARJ 6 лет назад +10

      Hah hah hah, yeah the happiest guy in the whole deal.

  • @TheXodic98
    @TheXodic98 5 лет назад +3643

    Imagine being innocent but the teacher continuously gives you eye contact.

    • @stopthrm
      @stopthrm 5 лет назад +134

      'you've just got that guilty expression'

    • @TimYorty
      @TimYorty 5 лет назад +39

      Shouldn't be a problem if you're truly innocent.

    • @coppergolem9444
      @coppergolem9444 5 лет назад +51

      @Gerald Sergei I think a lot of these boomer academics rely on the fact your young and won't stand up to them. I'm a mature student at a correspdence school in the uk that's generally used by older students, tutors wouldn't dare take that tone. Obudsmen, family lawyers, advice agencies would make their life hell for penalising an entire class for the actions of a few.

    • @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215
      @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215 5 лет назад +12

      That happened to me when an anonymous person's phone went off during a speech.

    • @itsmedonn1054
      @itsmedonn1054 5 лет назад +44

      Imagine ACTUALLY getting a perfect score without cheating, and, in an alternate universe, they zeroed into the people who 'statistically' were cheating, and having to take the test again AND failing.

  • @princemoon7022
    @princemoon7022 5 лет назад +6968

    The guy who scored a 60: So everyone had the answers but me?

    • @skyscizor
      @skyscizor 5 лет назад +431

      Wait, you guys are getting the answers?

    • @sunny3970
      @sunny3970 5 лет назад +179

      Wait,
      You guys were getting educated?

    • @jibreel1788
      @jibreel1788 5 лет назад +83

      The guy who scored the 60 was in the semester before

    • @ShadowLinkxMaster
      @ShadowLinkxMaster 5 лет назад +30

      Technically the guy who scored a 60 was in the Summer Term, which was the semester before the cheating happened.

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 5 лет назад +33

      if you got 60 or below, just say you cheated and retake for that 100

  • @-PlayMaker-
    @-PlayMaker- Месяц назад +15

    11:10 little did he realize its actually just begun

  • @bigsaucy8296
    @bigsaucy8296 3 года назад +1419

    He’s right I cheated. I’m not even going to university and I definitely cheated on this exam. I feel great remorse

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 3 года назад +58

      It’s like a combination of my favorite teachers and my father telling me he’s disappointed in me.

  • @mrknucklehead5882
    @mrknucklehead5882 5 лет назад +993

    Can you imagine what he was like when he caught a girlfriend cheating on him?

    • @gloriouslyaesthetic
      @gloriouslyaesthetic 5 лет назад +151

      "I've notified the FBI, CIA, IRS, NBA, and the NFL, and me and my friends are working hard to find the participants of this heinous affair."

    • @ryryhc
      @ryryhc 5 лет назад +111

      *shows her a presentation of data that proves she was cheating*

    • @fiverumble257
      @fiverumble257 5 лет назад +15

      “Hey baby, come to my lecture hall, let’s get a drink...”

    • @jacobharris3571
      @jacobharris3571 5 лет назад +12

      He just pulls up a 15 slide presentation about her love for him now vs 5 months ago along with other facts and statistics

    • @alexmathewmendoza
      @alexmathewmendoza 5 лет назад +18

      “If you’ll look at the bimodal distribution of my cock level...”

  • @lanewilliams7056
    @lanewilliams7056 3 года назад +2805

    RIP those that didn't cheat. Imagine having to take ANOTHER exam right after the one you just did.

    • @vuanhachoi2409
      @vuanhachoi2409 3 года назад +93

      They will be fine. If they actually studied, the exam wouldnt hurt them

    • @Hans5958
      @Hans5958 3 года назад +284

      @@vuanhachoi2409 yeah but it's still a waste of time nonetheless

    • @Stardestroy
      @Stardestroy 3 года назад +80

      Not really, that gave them more time to prepare and they have a head start on all of the students that didn't actually study to begin with. Could be a way to find more cheaters too because those who didn't really study at all would have abysmal grades.

    • @_Lodii
      @_Lodii 3 года назад +26

      @@vuanhachoi2409 what if they had something really important planned on the date of 2nd exam?

    • @vuanhachoi2409
      @vuanhachoi2409 3 года назад +5

      @@_Lodii
      You heard what Prof Quinn said about it in the video. lol

  • @jordanchaq
    @jordanchaq 4 дня назад +4

    Dude's bluffing. If he knew exactly who's responsible he wouldn't make the entire class re-take.

  • @eastkidd2563
    @eastkidd2563 5 лет назад +2268

    Professor: You have to do the test again
    People Who Scored High And Didn't Cheat: B r u h
    People Who Failed: N o i c e

    • @Aphelion_k9f
      @Aphelion_k9f 5 лет назад +56

      In fairness, if you studied hard and scored high the first time then why sweat a retake?

    • @Shoomborghini
      @Shoomborghini 5 лет назад +6

      @@Aphelion_k9f exactly, they probably made it the same difficulty or maybe even a little easier.

    • @imonymous
      @imonymous 5 лет назад +19

      @@Shoomborghini someone in the comments who says they were in that class said it was much harder

    • @MentallyBougie
      @MentallyBougie 5 лет назад +25

      Wrestling Fanatic Bernkastel I see your point, but I also know myself. If I take a test, and we’ve move on from that topic already, I don’t remember anything I studied. All those kids like me are gonna have to stress all over again to study 😂

    • @nolanpowers191
      @nolanpowers191 5 лет назад +3

      Wrestling Fanatic Bernkastel because the new test is going to be much more involved material not on the “study guide bank”. So the new test will likely be significantly more difficult.

  • @jdoggydog196
    @jdoggydog196 5 лет назад +2696

    Imagine being one of the people who actually did well and the test was thrown out

    • @HolyAvgr
      @HolyAvgr 5 лет назад +151

      J Doggy Dog they would probably do good again. Yeah, it sucks. But as he said; they have their peers to thank for that.
      This is a real life lesson, too. We don’t get to bail our asses out just because we aren’t the people destroying the planet and such. We’re a part of society, and sometimes other people fucking up fucks you, too.

    • @Lunar4
      @Lunar4 5 лет назад +110

      @@HolyAvgr oh boy cant go 10 minutes without preaching climate change huh

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 5 лет назад +135

      @@Lunar4 It's almost like it's a good analogy

    • @sours4g181
      @sours4g181 5 лет назад +13

      J Doggy Dog yeah if I didn’t cheat I would hire a lawyer

    • @kyrlics6515
      @kyrlics6515 5 лет назад

      @@wcurty336 loool

  • @HeilJake
    @HeilJake 3 года назад +2450

    The cheaters: 95-100%
    A cheater that scored a 83% on purpose: big 🧠

    • @cottardremy7814
      @cottardremy7814 3 года назад +47

      Right I’d get a a good 76 or 78 and good

    • @marianvajda785
      @marianvajda785 3 года назад +52

      Cheating to the lowest score of the best grade, not sus at all

    • @DextahPC
      @DextahPC 3 года назад +217

      In my chemistry final there were two versions of the test. My buddy needed a good grade or he would fail the class. I was a straight A kid. It was 120 multiple choice questions taken over two days. On the first day I managed to finish. I memorized every single letter in order. When class was dismissed I copied all the letters down and gave them to my friend to memorize that night. I purposefully copied about 15% of the answers down with the wrong answer so that he wouldn't score a 98% or something and set off any alarms. He got an 84% and passed the class. The teacher was sus, but couldn't prove anything.

    • @aqilhizam4073
      @aqilhizam4073 3 года назад +34

      @@DextahPC mastery

    • @m0nte1ro
      @m0nte1ro 3 года назад +19

      @@DextahPC how do you do an exam over two days? Do you take it home and do it there? Here in my in Portugal, exams take usually 3 hours and are done in the classroom. Also, they're usually not multiple choice questions, bar one or two.

  • @CL-yp1bs
    @CL-yp1bs Месяц назад +12

    Memorizing 700 questions is essentially the whole textbook. Guy is an idiot