Skipping in High School

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2018
  • Story of how I skipped class to avoid taking a test and well... yeah. Things didn't go as planned.
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  • @georneymiller8884
    @georneymiller8884 6 лет назад +4684

    Dre would have been my best friend from that point in

  • @stxrrynxght319
    @stxrrynxght319 4 года назад +5281

    Our school does attendance every period, and if you're not there, confirmed absent or late, or somewhere else in school for some reason, they'll literally stop everything and start a manhunt for you

    • @tuxidomask2599
      @tuxidomask2599 4 года назад +528

      StxrryNxght brooo wtfff that’s terrifying 💀💀

    • @notspecificjustartistic7531
      @notspecificjustartistic7531 4 года назад +355

      That’s how my school is too, that’s why I never skip XD
      I only break rules if I can away with it, and skipping is not one of those things

    • @ghostix.
      @ghostix. 4 года назад +219

      My high school does this:
      3 minutes late - N/A
      3+ minutes late - points
      15 minutes late - detention
      15+ minutes gone - truency
      Truency is when they think your skipping class.

    • @jaqell007
      @jaqell007 4 года назад +132

      StxrryNxght my school is like: u fail it’s ur fault. Skip if u want, but finals is on U
      I never skip

    • @AcmeLogan
      @AcmeLogan 4 года назад +20

      Galaxia Chorus Kartern Gacha U look like your in elementary school not in high school

  • @1my3n51
    @1my3n51 4 года назад +5016

    So we just gonna ignore the fact that he had like 5 female "neighbors" in his bedroom at the end?? 😂😂

  • @prathampatel1740
    @prathampatel1740 2 года назад +654

    Dre was smart af, he knew that they had to give themselves up because a male admin was gonna catch them anyway, but he also knew that Swooz would get punished super hard because he ran, so he ratted everyone else out to build that trust between him and the admin, and gave swooz a second chance at life, and he thought of this all in the moment

    • @DericYoutube
      @DericYoutube Год назад +26

      Its not that deep, Dre was also black, Andi you can't snitch to your Brothers you know

    • @Timdominick8408
      @Timdominick8408 Год назад +10

      @@DericRUclips seems kinda racially targeted on how you’d rat on some white kids or any other race but not black kids??

    • @gorose9899
      @gorose9899 Год назад +24

      @@Timdominick8408 It's not that deep 😭

    • @DericYoutube
      @DericYoutube Год назад +1

      @@Timdominick8408 im sorry

    • @cactitiger
      @cactitiger Год назад +4

      I don’t think Dre knew about that

  • @yeehaw9369
    @yeehaw9369 4 года назад +5189

    Nobody is born cool..
    Except of course,
    *Dre*

  • @kloppthelollypop4439
    @kloppthelollypop4439 4 года назад +4808

    Mans ratting people out like he’s 6ix9ine

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 3 года назад +600

    "My dad was a teacher so nobody cared"
    My best friend in highschool had a dad as a teacher and it was like she was on WATCH, she couldn't do ANYTHING wrong

    • @pinkflufflyunicorns32
      @pinkflufflyunicorns32 3 года назад +13

      my mom’s a teacher at my school too and SAME

    • @Tunabreath2001
      @Tunabreath2001 3 года назад +6

      @Joseph Zelayarodriguez th you want?

    • @areebkamal
      @areebkamal 3 года назад +18

      SAME YO. My dad was a maths teacher for grade 11 and 12 and EVERYBODY knew him. So they all expected me to be squeaky clean too. It had be beefing with teachers all the way from middle school

    • @Tunabreath2001
      @Tunabreath2001 3 года назад +3

      @Joseph Zelayarodriguez yeah, it's pointless

    • @rekhadekakakati1102
      @rekhadekakakati1102 2 года назад +3

      My mom, dad, uncle and three cousins are teachers at my school!! Same thing happens with me too.

  • @SaraNightfire1
    @SaraNightfire1 4 года назад +153

    One time we had a bomb scare, and literally, everyone had to stand outside, IN THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR, IN MAINE, NEGATIVE TEMPERATURES WITH A HORRENDOUS WINDCHILL!!!
    For 45 minutes.
    It was a miracle none of us got frostbite, and they GUARDED YOU so you couldn't leave the grounds. I was considered "special" *disability* and was unfortunate enough to have a study hall in that period with special education. They literally kept us away from the rest of the children, in a separate area, with no interaction with no one else in the school. Whether they thought we were delinquents or didn't want mass panic, god only knows. But I developed more of a severe hatred to those teachers for not letting me bail for the seven (out of eight) hours that school ran that day because of that bomb scare. Because they locked us in the gym, they refused to let me call my parents, not even a five-minute call because I knew if my mom knew what was going on, she would've raised hell to pick me up. This was before cell phones, and not even the disability teachers would let me call, even pulled me aside for a "comfort lecture" on how scary this was and I needed to be strong. I just wanted to get out of there, I didn't care what they thought. Also, since they didn't let us carry our stuff outside, a lot of kids had money and expensive things taken out of their backpacks. I didn't even have time to grab my jacket, as did a lot of the other kids.
    I also had a test on the final period of class, and yes, that was the only class that ran the whole time that day. And yes, I didn't study for it and failed. I was going to study during the study hall, that the bomb scare started in. Oh yeah, the kids not in that study hall, the teachers didn't watch as well, at least five kids I knew told me later they walked off campus and walked home.

    • @rachalbrown8720
      @rachalbrown8720 3 года назад +2

      Scary. O_0

    • @johnmcauliffe8824
      @johnmcauliffe8824 3 года назад +16

      Bruh, I would have just like turned that place into a battle Royale and escaped amongst the chaos

    • @SaraNightfire1
      @SaraNightfire1 3 года назад +18

      @@johnmcauliffe8824 There were five kids with me in the study hall, and three teachers watching us like hawks during the 45 minutes. I would've been instantly nailed as the culprit, even if I was that type of kid. (Yes, I was a sweet kid, though that day tested me.)
      There were also ten teachers lining the hallway, about 15 feet, from the restroom to the gym. They literally treated the day like a prison sentence. The payphones were less than five feet after the bathrooms, and they watched it like hawks and escorted you to the bathroom.
      And some kids did actually incite a riot. We were so tightly packed in the gym kids were freaking out trying to get out because they were claustrophobic. A friend of mine was screaming at the teachers to let him leave because he was scared to death of how tightly packed we were and said he had a condition. They sent him back to sit with us with suspension. They also let a bomb-sniffing dog in at one point.
      I'm sure my mom wasn't the only one to call and raise hell about how that day was treated and what conditions the kids were in. She slapped down every argument that the school had on an explanation of the conditions and threatened to sue. As did a lot of other parents, I'm sure. They never did it again, they cancelled school after the first bomb scare when more came.

    • @johnmcauliffe8824
      @johnmcauliffe8824 3 года назад +13

      @@SaraNightfire1 that honestly sounds lowkey illegal and like a constitutional violation, I was joking with my original comment but damn, sounds rough

    • @oscarthagrouch
      @oscarthagrouch 2 года назад +1

      don’t they put kids with adhd in special ed?

  • @themastercuber9582
    @themastercuber9582 6 лет назад +3181

    "she's gonna beat me with a fridge"

  • @Kabloosh
    @Kabloosh 6 лет назад +4695

    Skipping school is easy, but skipping ads is a tough obstacle.

    • @Furugeru
      @Furugeru 6 лет назад +28

      Kabloosh *sniffle* I know...

    • @mounne13
      @mounne13 6 лет назад +12

      get your parents to install a blocker

    • @earnistvault
      @earnistvault 6 лет назад +11

      Parents?

    • @okey4934
      @okey4934 6 лет назад

      Kabloosh true

    • @olisa76
      @olisa76 6 лет назад +9

      why parents, we are not 6.

  • @JoshLathamTutorials
    @JoshLathamTutorials 2 года назад +23

    In the UK skipping classes is generally taken pretty seriously but i went to a "not so great" school. You could skip classes easily and a lot of people did. The reason we actually still went was the fact that truancy is taken pretty seriously. We sometimes got in trouble for skipping class, but not going to school entirely meant your parents would be in trouble with the police. So, it boils down to either a good-hiding or detention/isolation which we skipped too. At that point you get labelled as trouble so the teachers would take it easy on you to avoid a headache.

  • @sam2004
    @sam2004 4 года назад +80

    When he said “I am Caribbean and if my ma finds out I am skipping she would beat me with a fridge “ And let me tell you I felt that 😭🇹🇹

  • @jacellious
    @jacellious 6 лет назад +2423

    being a kid from the Caribbean, I can tell you from experience getting beat with a fridge ain't pretty

    • @Koko24250
      @Koko24250 6 лет назад +75

      Jacellious me to and don't let the fridge be dirty too, u gatta clean that shit after they finish whopping your ass

    • @cecee9950
      @cecee9950 6 лет назад +27

      It don’t sound pretty either

    • @justsquidding
      @justsquidding 6 лет назад +52

      From the Caribbean or not, getting beat with a fridge is never *pretty*

    • @solomonboodoo7792
      @solomonboodoo7792 6 лет назад +9

      Jacellious same muh brother

    • @Zynderion117
      @Zynderion117 6 лет назад +21

      Bruh,Don't get her mad....She'll beat you with the car next....Ain't easy bein' beat with a fridge.

  • @awacisse2775
    @awacisse2775 6 лет назад +7785

    “She’s gonna beat me with a fridge” 😂😂😂 my mom too

    • @LovingSoul61
      @LovingSoul61 6 лет назад +7

      SAME XD

    • @Ann-ep5xu
      @Ann-ep5xu 6 лет назад +9

      I cracked at this part LMAO😂

    • @alexiagraves238
      @alexiagraves238 6 лет назад +22

      she really would if she can get it lift up. when it comes to caribbean mothers and beatings its whatever nearest to her she would use TT

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 лет назад +2

      Shanonkla same

    • @JohnVAgado
      @JohnVAgado 6 лет назад +3

      Nah b my mom will beat me with a chancla

  • @kubrickcampsall7426
    @kubrickcampsall7426 3 года назад +184

    Skipping school during covid
    The teacher: am I a joke to you

  • @KIPMUS
    @KIPMUS 3 года назад +34

    My school has this loophole where if you stay for the first 6 classes but then leave before the last 3, they never find out that you skipped because of their broken attendance system. So I’d be skipping maths like almost everyday lmao

  • @michelle8000
    @michelle8000 6 лет назад +3561

    Moms of the world
    America: spanked
    Russia: frying pan
    Asia: stoned
    Barbados: refrigerator

    • @francodefrance5279
      @francodefrance5279 6 лет назад +208

      Michael Fulton mexico : LA chancla (sandal)

    • @blacktopsamurai9811
      @blacktopsamurai9811 6 лет назад +138

      Michael Fulton Blacks : Belt.

    • @kpoptrash291
      @kpoptrash291 6 лет назад +50

      Franco Defrance True 😂 and my mom never misses

    • @tori2533
      @tori2533 6 лет назад +61

      Trinidad : Stove basically anything

    • @victoruribe8790
      @victoruribe8790 6 лет назад +15

      Kenneth Waterman mexicans also have the belt haha

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 4 года назад +4306

    So we gonna talk about how Dre ratted on those kids..
    But not on how Swoozie doomed everybody by running there in the first place?

    • @floridaontop5164
      @floridaontop5164 4 года назад +412

      Exactly bruh if I was dre he's the first one I'm snitchin on

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +11

      Ok

    • @vinndiggs100
      @vinndiggs100 4 года назад +10

      Tru

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 4 года назад +66

      They knew the risk

    • @mucuslime
      @mucuslime 4 года назад +43

      So he was just supposed to know there were other people skipping in there?

  • @DocLL
    @DocLL 4 года назад +40

    current sophomore,
    my school has an app that shows attendance and grades, parents get iPhone notifications if I'm marked unverified or if my grade changes.
    skipping is difficult because you have to do it mid class and make sure the teacher doesn't notice you left
    usually i only skip last period because my teacher is old and doesn't notice.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih 3 года назад

      So u junior now?

    • @DocLL
      @DocLL 3 года назад

      @@DK-gl3ih yessir

    • @fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034
      @fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034 2 года назад

      that’s some George Orwell type shit

    • @DocLL
      @DocLL 2 года назад

      @@fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034 literally 1984

    • @shadyfsmusics
      @shadyfsmusics 2 года назад

      Damn. I accidentally skipped once by falling asleep in a gym class I wasn't even supposed to be in, and almost didn't get in trouble

  • @thenotoriousspongebob6656
    @thenotoriousspongebob6656 3 года назад +88

    Bro If nobody came out I would have waited for her to get the male administrator and just chipped to a diff bathroom

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey 2 года назад +17

      That would be the trap. She pretends to leave, someone walks out, busted.

    • @kylebeggs3845
      @kylebeggs3845 2 года назад +10

      Administrators have walkies. She wouldn’t have had to leave the door.

    • @Proxyyy825
      @Proxyyy825 2 года назад +1

      she would have just talked through a walkie and get them there and stay outside the door

  • @bhocoloatebhipbookies9147
    @bhocoloatebhipbookies9147 5 лет назад +3165

    “Or I can be a fatty and eat at all 3 lunches”
    *Me and my whole thought process*

    • @Bosschoice95
      @Bosschoice95 4 года назад +8

      I never related to a comment this well

    • @God-hr9tm
      @God-hr9tm 4 года назад +8

      I’m skipping and I live in a bad area some of them got caught smoking weed. One ran into the restroom he cool tho other too ran in here o only knew 1 lol he ran from the cops this man was tired as hell

    • @crazythingis
      @crazythingis 4 года назад +5

      Oh Snap I thought that he was just going to eat lunch early

    • @jodi2763
      @jodi2763 4 года назад +7

      My school only has one lunch , 9 classes and it's only a rectangle so I get caught skipping some times 😅

    • @cobus8100
      @cobus8100 4 года назад +3

      I’m a Stupid Fuck , But I had a stroke trying to read your comment

  • @WheezerCheezer
    @WheezerCheezer 6 лет назад +3702

    *Beat me with a fridge*

    • @LumosVeil
      @LumosVeil 6 лет назад +14

      Yes.

    • @xeylop3488
      @xeylop3488 6 лет назад +17

      Oof

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 6 лет назад +1

      The real OG +

    • @thewinner4me816
      @thewinner4me816 6 лет назад +25

      Bruh aint you ever had black parents or those few white parents that know what they're doin? You gettin a fridge to the ass if you do somethin wrong man

    • @milky_cherri_tea1218
      @milky_cherri_tea1218 6 лет назад +1

      This was my mom 😂😂

  • @boredvibeslucas9972
    @boredvibeslucas9972 3 года назад +18

    4:09 everybody gangsta till Dre be snitching

  • @shaniquaharris9775
    @shaniquaharris9775 3 года назад +19

    That was a true friend, can i keep dre

    • @zanderpain3254
      @zanderpain3254 2 года назад +2

      I got homies like that they get caught they never snitched on me when I skip they like nah nobody else here when one of us get caught me and the others never get ratted

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +2507

    Dre is a true bro.

    • @princecamm
      @princecamm 6 лет назад +133

      Not really he snaked everyone else😂

    • @SunJade-vr6nj
      @SunJade-vr6nj 6 лет назад

      Isagail (

    • @marcel9332
      @marcel9332 5 лет назад +2

      HAHA XD

    • @ashleiturner2193
      @ashleiturner2193 5 лет назад +9

      He a real one🤟🏽

    • @DC...
      @DC... 5 лет назад +7

      Cameron Smith
      Only happens if they did that to you first.

  • @alexy.9306
    @alexy.9306 4 года назад +4908

    I'm still wondering how this school's bathroom stalls dont have locks

    • @YoMama9021
      @YoMama9021 4 года назад +51

      Ours did

    • @projectanonymous9366
      @projectanonymous9366 4 года назад +50

      I didn't have any locks on the door

    • @pinguhingu8205
      @pinguhingu8205 4 года назад +4

      Peep

    • @ultimatenintendoninja5450
      @ultimatenintendoninja5450 4 года назад +52

      The stalls at my school were there... That is until the grade 12s broke them all off, somehow.

    • @TreySides
      @TreySides 4 года назад +28

      Back when I was jr. high which was like 6-8 grade 12-15. We had a huge problem with skipping. So much so they took the doors off the stalls.

  • @lordpiranha382
    @lordpiranha382 3 года назад +46

    I'm just trying to imagine his mom yeeting a fridge at him XD

  • @d1kiki
    @d1kiki 4 года назад +42

    When he say Jamaicans I be like…
    Me: let’s go finally we get realized

  • @MikkoLaulainen
    @MikkoLaulainen 4 года назад +2494

    "I'm 16 and a half years old and you're like, 70, how you keeping up with me" 😂
    Edit: I just found this 6 months later so that's cool, guess I'll fix the typo

    • @bigchungus6661
      @bigchungus6661 4 года назад +28

      You’re* 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @clampzzy1521
      @clampzzy1521 4 года назад +15

      Big Chungus better be correcting him

    • @user-fo4ue9mo4z
      @user-fo4ue9mo4z 4 года назад +5

      Big Chungus you didn’t watch the video didn’t you?

    • @bigchungus6661
      @bigchungus6661 4 года назад +7

      ঊᏟᎾᎾᏝ ᏢᏒᎾ I watched the video (7 times actually) and I know that your is not used when talking about someone else’s age you’re is because you are like 70 is the correct grammar.

    • @user-fo4ue9mo4z
      @user-fo4ue9mo4z 4 года назад +4

      Big Chungus 2:33

  • @ira374
    @ira374 6 лет назад +985

    In high school on campus skipping was a straight action movie
    In college it's just sleeping lol

    • @colacrack7756
      @colacrack7756 6 лет назад +6

      lightning No one skips college

    • @pesstonwuz3012
      @pesstonwuz3012 6 лет назад +35

      lightning I did before but it's really stupid cause you pay to be there that's why nobody chases you

    • @ira374
      @ira374 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah and participation points in some classes. Sometimes you're just heavy not feeling it tho

    • @vchampx6425
      @vchampx6425 6 лет назад

      light

    • @demodrakkaen0316
      @demodrakkaen0316 6 лет назад +3

      Tomas Balderas
      Straight up! I remember so many times I would be sneaking through the halls when an administrator would "get suspicious" (read: see the back of my leg as I turn a corner) and immediately I would have to find the nearest place to lay low until they stopped looking for me. There were so many days I skipped and had to hide in the drama department. I would act like I was part of that class learning about some play.

  • @Stephen-kt2nj
    @Stephen-kt2nj Год назад +7

    After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad

    • @peter0196
      @peter0196 Год назад +4

      Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life

    • @parker2771
      @parker2771 Год назад +3

      It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth.

    • @Samantha-yh8vk
      @Samantha-yh8vk Год назад +3

      [mycelium_doc]
      Ships psychs

    • @Kelly_778
      @Kelly_778 Год назад +3

      Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.

    • @amywilson7087
      @amywilson7087 Год назад +2

      @@Samantha-yh8vk Where to contact him? Is it IG?

  • @reggie8811
    @reggie8811 3 года назад +1

    Beat you with a fridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣swear Caribbean parents use any and everything from the simplest of things to the most extreme🤣🤣🤣love from Jamaica ❤️🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @KakesTalks
    @KakesTalks 6 лет назад +469

    Not gonna lie, that split second of bromance made me shed a tear...or two

    • @LuhAuzzy
      @LuhAuzzy 6 лет назад +2

      Kakes Talks Like something off a movie

  • @astridlafere6707
    @astridlafere6707 6 лет назад +523

    Dre is a real one. If somebody snitches on everybody else except for me then that makes us best friends. Especially if I was skipping, my mom would've had me halfway into next week if she knew 😂

    • @theprince435
      @theprince435 6 лет назад

      Taylor Ttyl *adande

    • @Cocoy3e
      @Cocoy3e 6 лет назад +1

      The prideful Prince Vegeta She said what she said !

    • @bleu_8255
      @bleu_8255 6 лет назад +3

      The prideful Prince Vegeta She said the right name... Watch the whole video and you'll understand

  • @ksmart1235
    @ksmart1235 3 года назад +2

    3:34 "Everybody in here is getting SUSPENDED!"

  • @Ryan-xu7sh
    @Ryan-xu7sh 4 года назад +31

    I remember once I was sitting in media studies and it was coming near the end of the lesson. I got to a catholic school (wasn’t my choice) and we have this thing called “stop and prey” which is a 5 minute prayer starting from 12pm every 3rd period. I hated doing it so they stupid way I think of getting out of lesson is by giving myself a nosebleed. I sit at the back and when no one was looking I dug a nail into my nostril and scratched. (I know it’s gross). The. I put my hand up and say “sir I’ve got a nosebleed”. He tells me to go to the bathroom and no teacher questioned me because they saw my nose bleeding. So I get to the bathroom and clean myself up then get my phone out of my blazer pocket and just wait 10 minutes then go back. Where am I going with this? Giving yourself a nosebleed to get out of class may work but I won’t suggest doing it

    • @zanderpain3254
      @zanderpain3254 2 года назад +2

      My teacher says grab a tissue in the class but good thinking

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 2 года назад +1

      Could’ve also just used a small bottle of red food coloring 😂

  • @blank7171
    @blank7171 6 лет назад +369

    Dre looked in his eyes like, “niqqa I got you. It’s the bro code”

  • @jamilaziz3922
    @jamilaziz3922 6 лет назад +6592

    Dre if you're reading this, you're the real MVP.

    • @damarihouston9141
      @damarihouston9141 6 лет назад +45

      Jamil Aziz fr he is

    • @raw-beats
      @raw-beats 6 лет назад +223

      He ain’t no MVP, he snitched on everyone else in the room

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 6 лет назад +212

      Audible Beat it was the only way to fully convince the admin

    • @diegos5316
      @diegos5316 6 лет назад +12

      Jamil Aziz fuck no Dre snitched

    • @jamilaziz3922
      @jamilaziz3922 6 лет назад +26

      For those of you saying it, Dre didn't snitch. He was the one who said no one else was in there.

  • @eriveltonsombreiro6088
    @eriveltonsombreiro6088 3 года назад +1

    Dre is a real one bro😂😂

  • @trueylaflare5003
    @trueylaflare5003 2 года назад

    It’s always Them People 💯💯 Salute to those real ones for no reason Real Recognize Real swoozie 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @claytonwellenreiter7450
    @claytonwellenreiter7450 6 лет назад +625

    “And Dre looked me dead in the eye... and said, “Naw”

    • @bberllam
      @bberllam 6 лет назад +44

      Clayton Wellenreiter brother got a brothers back
      Rest of the kids were white

    • @odeer170
      @odeer170 6 лет назад +3

      That part was like me when I got in a fight and my bulling homie didn’t call me

    • @aspengreene
      @aspengreene 6 лет назад +1

      Bruno Berllam 4:08 snitched on the dude closest to the door.

    • @aspengreene
      @aspengreene 6 лет назад +1

      Bruno Berllam 4:21 dude closest to the door again

    • @manny_thebeast7323
      @manny_thebeast7323 6 лет назад

      He also got the dude in the stall with the white boy, he a brother too and he snitched on him😂

  • @partiesinhell
    @partiesinhell 6 лет назад +2151

    People skip high school? Damn my dad skipped about 14 years of my life

  • @michaelessay8312
    @michaelessay8312 3 года назад +5

    Watching this with 1% battery makes it even more suspenseful

  • @isaacfournier3270
    @isaacfournier3270 2 года назад +5

    This story terrifies me but at the same time makes me want to experience running from a crazy lady for some weird reason 🤣

  • @nd6804
    @nd6804 6 лет назад +461

    *_Dre coming in clutch_*

  • @nut44896
    @nut44896 5 лет назад +3782

    the adrenaline you get when skipping for the first time is awesome

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 5 лет назад +199

      I bugged the fuck out my first time. I was begging to go back.

    • @robertaariana4784
      @robertaariana4784 5 лет назад +258

      Then you get used with skipping and it becomes a routine.

    • @Ndasuunye
      @Ndasuunye 5 лет назад +68

      @@robertaariana4784 that's how I felt. But it gets boring if you have no real need

    • @taylorschott8910
      @taylorschott8910 5 лет назад +28

      iv ditched school a couple of times but some of them were because of oversleeping and my mom lets me play hookie because i was so late or i pretend to be asleep and wait it out until my mom gives up on trying to get me out of bed and goes to work. but a few of them were because my mom took me with her out of town.

    • @lordpreminger
      @lordpreminger 5 лет назад +29

      In my school it’s almost impossible to skip class without being caught

  • @user-tt2gg5yh1m
    @user-tt2gg5yh1m 2 года назад +1

    dre is a angel without wings.

  • @CZPickle
    @CZPickle 3 года назад +9

    When I was a suicidal sensitive kid I would always hide in the bathroom during my last period, it was useless and it was the time when everyone was done with the day and the teacher didn’t give an F*ck anymore. So I always spent that time playing games doing homework and bashing my head against the wall, I wasn’t the only one either.

  • @FrSteven
    @FrSteven 4 года назад +2039

    “She’s gonna beat me with a fridge”
    Best thing ever

  • @SvenInMotion
    @SvenInMotion 6 лет назад +5067

    I once decided to *skip an entire day* and felt really proud...
    ...then I realized it was Saturday.
    I wish I was kidding

  • @masterskywalker8877
    @masterskywalker8877 3 года назад +4

    Dre’s a real one- he KNEW swoozie would have gotten in way more trouble, but he had to snitch to not get in trouble.

  • @KINGYT-bl5lp
    @KINGYT-bl5lp 2 года назад +1

    All swoozie neighbor's girls my man living the life

  • @TheGhostOfTK
    @TheGhostOfTK 4 года назад +2616

    Girl: I had a 163 abcences my senior year
    Me in my head: *isn't there only like 180 days in a school year*
    Edit: I get it, it's classes, just at my high school, an absence counts the whole day not just one class, since we only have 5 class for a day, and even if it's classes, thats alot of absences

    • @finessecompeletion5581
      @finessecompeletion5581 4 года назад +76

      King Crazy so she barley came to school at all

    • @CrazyRhinoceros
      @CrazyRhinoceros 4 года назад +157

      Not full days just classs

    • @bgoat97
      @bgoat97 4 года назад +64

      No just different classes so if you have a 4 period schedule and miss a whole day it’s 4 abscences

    • @FriedEgg_Oden
      @FriedEgg_Oden 4 года назад +5

      Only?

    • @headgang3087
      @headgang3087 4 года назад +7

      50% of that is copied but ok............

  • @kymatologyrosetm969
    @kymatologyrosetm969 4 года назад +1486

    Y'all getting mad at Dre for snitching but The first guy who came out snitch first before Dre took action

    • @richardcanaan9244
      @richardcanaan9244 3 года назад +25

      Yeah but he didn't rat on nobody

    • @DaMultiPurpose
      @DaMultiPurpose 3 года назад +68

      @@richardcanaan9244 he did he said “there are more people in there”

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 3 года назад +6

      @@DaMultiPurpose but he didn’t say who they were

    • @zishan5067
      @zishan5067 3 года назад +12

      Yeah so when he said there are more people in there. Dre should’ve just came out and snitch on himself that was his choice. Why did he go back and snake everyone out?

    • @Firegod24
      @Firegod24 2 года назад

      @@zishan5067 more is plural

  • @Jokes_on_D
    @Jokes_on_D 3 года назад +1

    Lmao, I love these stories 🤣

  • @rarestnebula
    @rarestnebula Год назад +1

    This is so true bro. At my school, skipping became the biggest problem not only this year, but last year as well. So now, if you ever skipped a class, not only would you get detention and have BOTH of your parents called, you would have an additional punishment of the 3 choices below:
    1. 1 or 2 weeks of suspension (In School Suspension or Out School Suspension).
    2. Weekend lectures (Friday and Saturday) of next week's lesson.
    3. Cleaning under the bleachers, lockers and bathrooms during 1st, 2nd and 3rd Period for 2 weeks.

  • @christheleavittman7080
    @christheleavittman7080 6 лет назад +152

    "I was never friends with the popular kids...........butttt you get the idea.." That sentence, it spoke to me.

    • @yomansam4689
      @yomansam4689 6 лет назад +4

      That describes my life perfectly. Not friends with them, but still hang out occasionally

    • @joshrosal5573
      @joshrosal5573 6 лет назад +3

      the one that spoke to me was when he said 'My mom is gonna beat me with a fridge'. That is Caribbean parents for ya.

  • @VantaJay
    @VantaJay 6 лет назад +6072

    Dre the MVP!

    • @oh033
      @oh033 6 лет назад +13

      JayYTGamer oh hey jay

    • @crusader9007
      @crusader9007 6 лет назад +3

      Vantablack-sama nani

    • @jayopayke8846
      @jayopayke8846 6 лет назад +25

      Miguel Wanderer but real recognize real my dude

    • @wesleywallace4426
      @wesleywallace4426 6 лет назад +16

      JayYTGamer
      FOR REAL. That's Itachi level saving Swoozie got, may good things come Dre's way.

    • @strugglingvgcplayer9120
      @strugglingvgcplayer9120 6 лет назад +2

      Jay what's good!

  • @user-ow8gh5hc1e
    @user-ow8gh5hc1e 10 месяцев назад +2

    "if you dont wanna go to school, stay home."
    mother: i'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • @Fisherman.Q8
    @Fisherman.Q8 29 дней назад

    im so happy to see adande is still posting

  • @cactusjuice6852
    @cactusjuice6852 5 лет назад +938

    i skipped SCHOOL but never a class, that was way riskier LOL

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 лет назад +21

      Ahh, same. We actually can't skip classes xD cuz all the entrances are locked after 10 past 8 + the school is small.
      Me and my friends skipped school on the day before last and legit nobody cared.

    • @markysharkboy0261
      @markysharkboy0261 4 года назад

      cactus juice Did you get in trouble!

    • @hoffert5753
      @hoffert5753 4 года назад

      I was tardy more often than not

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 4 года назад

      I'm from a really huge School (Well in terms of like university-size it's quite small, but for a High school, it's like a university basically.) and the thing is, I'm a new student, oblivious to my surroundings, lookin' super innocent, because I was relatively-short and I had good grades and I was introverted.
      The principle/Grade director never even bat an eye, the only only time She ever called Me in was because of my hair being too long, which was very common for me and my classmates. And mind you, there are CCTVs all around the damn campus so nearly no one skips.
      But it's hella easy to skip, why?
      Here are a few ways you could skip in my school without anyone questioning you.
      A: You go to the clinic and ask to go home, You can literally just say you have a headache, of course they have to prove it with temperature, but my dood, just do your best to tell them that your head's hurting in any way, and they'll be sending you home, no questions asked, and you get the excuse of having a letter in your hand saying that you were sick, and had to go home.
      B: Our lunch lasts for an hour long, and We get to roam around the whole campus if We need to, We just can't get out because Guards will not let students out. So.... Around our classrooms, there are about 7 escape routes, and We have a total of 4 gates around us along with that, all of them are closely-guarded... One at a time.
      So everyday during Lunch or Recess, We use that opportunity to track when the guards switch and when they are out.
      We perfectly-calculated that they would switch every 4 hours from the beginning of classes, which was 7AM.
      So that's 11AM, then 4PM, then 8PM.
      So what could happen is, at 11AM or 8PM (If your class reached that long) I could always ask to go to the bathroom, but the thing is, if I escape school, (btw after 7PM all gates are fully open since at 5:30 grade school and 7th to 8th grade go home) I would ruin my reputation. So what I did was, and this was only an occurance every few months or so, or at least when it's a different teacher, since around the 3rd to 4th quarter it was a very very common occurance, In total of 4 times, I said either my head hurt really bad and I had to go home, or I had a nose bleed.
      If I had a nose bleed (Which is easy to happen since I am for some reason sensitive to the sudden change of Hot to cold, from outside to inside the winter-like airconditioned classrooms), I would easily have an excuse to go out.
      But coinciding with the times We calculated the guards would go, sometimes I completely don't have to do this,
      what I would do is go to the clinic (But not directly say I had to go home, but just ask for some medicine, because they provided medicine to us.) then I, myself, would go to class, and tell my teacher that I was told to go home, this usually doesn't work on experienced teachers, since they would request a sort of slip that came from the clinic, but usually that isn't the case, especially in times like these when it's very common to see someone come home due to a fever of some sorts because We all pulled many many all-nighters every day with new projects and assignments every day even on weekends.
      or lastly....
      C: I'd call my mom and ask her to pick me up if She's around town (Since Her office is very far away, but sometimes She would hold meetings where my school was near so She would be able to pick me up.)
      I could either say I had a headache to my mom, or.....
      Which this is kinda bullshit but I mean....
      I would say that I was let out early because my work for the day was finished.
      Seriously! There were times (not even trying to skip) where I was just let out and did nothing just because I completely-finished everything earlier than everyone else. (Which was a common occurance seeing as I'm the type of person who wants to get the job done without thinking about it.... Yeah nah) and so...
      I always asked the guards if I could go out, they said no, and also Buses couldn't pick me up because they're scheduled. But! If I called my mom and if I simply was patient-enough to wait for Her and endure a little more of the class, I could escape the class at around 3:00 when everyone else leaves at 6... Muahahaha...
      That's what selling your soul for studying efficiency is kids!

    • @taylorschott8910
      @taylorschott8910 4 года назад +1

      the first time i skipped class during school, it was 1st period piano class, and there is this vending machine that is right next to it with these brick borders around it. i decided to sit in between the vending machine and sit on the ledge to try to just wait it out. at first i was worried i would get caught, but my plan worked.

  • @CultureCrash
    @CultureCrash 6 лет назад +5286

    *"Sweat is coming out of my booty cheeks right now"* Oh my

  • @kennyvelasque2158
    @kennyvelasque2158 2 года назад +2

    LMAOOO in my school there used to be this tough bulk grown ass security guard watching your every move in the hallways. Like when i was going to the bathroom, he would stop me and interrogate me saying "Wheres your pass", and bro if you didnt have a pass or paper, "Office NOW!". Man i was able to skip 3 or 4 times successfully when he was still there for 3 years lol.

  • @pragati6218
    @pragati6218 2 года назад +1

    How is he SO FREAKING HANDSOME!

  • @nikithwawlagala8307
    @nikithwawlagala8307 5 лет назад +992

    Dre's the homie. You have my respect Dre.

  • @HappyCow8
    @HappyCow8 6 лет назад +671

    i see you at the end my boy...:P

  • @dehrk9024
    @dehrk9024 6 месяцев назад

    i love these highschool shenanagian videos, it was such a fun time now being a serious adult working 9-5 and taking responsibility XD

  • @midwntr
    @midwntr 2 года назад

    This was my favorite stories by swoozie 😭

  • @emmajanesak
    @emmajanesak 5 лет назад +1110

    i literally cannot skip at my school since they take attendance at the beginning of every class period and if you’re not there they mark you absent. then if they don’t get a call from home saying you’re excused, they call your mom/dad and ask if you’re meant to be at school. literally IMPOSSIBLE to skip unless i fool my parents and that ain’t happening

    • @freedo2958
      @freedo2958 5 лет назад +47

      Emma Grace there’s a app where u can spoof your phone number and then just call yourself in on your parents number

    • @heyitsmexoxo4074
      @heyitsmexoxo4074 5 лет назад +21

      same... in the uk it's impossible.

    • @homeboyhernandez9615
      @homeboyhernandez9615 5 лет назад +60

      well if you're in middle school.... don't skip, its impossible.
      if ur in high school (big high school) wait till attendance then skip

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 лет назад +4

      @@freedo2958 which app is it?!

    • @brittanys505
      @brittanys505 5 лет назад +3

      Is that Taeyong on your profile picture?

  • @MyAwkwardAzn
    @MyAwkwardAzn 6 лет назад +553

    I skipped class! ...to study in the library for the next class.

    • @natypetite3213
      @natypetite3213 6 лет назад +3

      MyAwkwardAzn I did that too. What was different was I would never get to school. Instead of taking the school bus, I took advantage of my public bus pass (the one issued because I was a magnet student) and went to the library to study for my exams or do whatever hw. Sometimes i did this for the whole week.

    • @Cramegame77PG13
      @Cramegame77PG13 6 лет назад

      MyAwkwardAzn I'd do that shit with French, art, music so I'd do them with classes that don't benefit me and me and my friends have French then math and there would be a test so I would pass since it's a 45 minute difference instead of studying at night and forgetting it by the morning lol when you sleep for like 7-10 hours

    • @Lucifer-ks7sm
      @Lucifer-ks7sm 6 лет назад

      MyAwkwardAzn I skipped a day once because I wasn't feeling well

    • @Kc-qz7tb
      @Kc-qz7tb 6 лет назад

      Dats my excuse when my mom asks me why I skipped lmao

    • @MysticalGodz
      @MysticalGodz 6 лет назад

      MyAwkwardAzn slick

  • @insert8242
    @insert8242 4 года назад +4

    I skipped class loads as a freshman. Every week we would have a math quiz and/or a pop quiz in subjects. I skipped every time because I knew I would fail. In my school we have a team called *Pastoral care* which basically deals with arguments and student problems. Basically full of learning mentors. Every math lesson I’d just say ‘Oops, sorry I was at pastoral care’ or I was in the ‘sick room’ or a ‘music lesson’ I got caught at one point when I was behind a building outside with my friends on our phones and every single one of us got 1 week suspension. I’ve skipped a couple of times since then but now I’m more sneaky instead of laughing loudly in a place next to people working

  • @Heeseungdb
    @Heeseungdb 4 года назад +3

    When he talked about being friends with a lot of people I was like : heh me 😌😌

  • @melior956
    @melior956 5 лет назад +1339

    Skipping in high school?
    Yeah we all do that
    We skip ads on youtube

  • @Yipydoo
    @Yipydoo 5 лет назад +3670

    It's weird that all of your neighbors are attractive women

    • @tuffnuggets2852
      @tuffnuggets2852 5 лет назад +94

      Really where do you live?

    • @alenaamrudin
      @alenaamrudin 5 лет назад +10

      J demitri -.-

    • @homes24
      @homes24 5 лет назад +41

      hes just putting up a persona........

    • @polish_idiot5430
      @polish_idiot5430 5 лет назад +83

      Then boyfriend's come in to bedroom and beat the shit out of him XD

    • @jimboindamix6232
      @jimboindamix6232 5 лет назад +34

      The reverse big bang theory

  • @whalehands4779
    @whalehands4779 3 года назад

    Dre knew. He said "y'all are gone!" Seen you, he knew what you werez about. That's some inner soul interlinking right there.

  • @twotofourfoot2820
    @twotofourfoot2820 4 года назад +2

    You are an excellent storyteller. Great voice.

  • @benitabathel5560
    @benitabathel5560 6 лет назад +280

    drey is the friend that we all need but don't deserve.

  • @emica5810
    @emica5810 4 года назад +758

    “Or I can be a fatty and I could eat all lunches”
    Me:NO HESITATION

    • @xsot
      @xsot 4 года назад +2

      I did that all the time 😂😂😂

    • @weirdoscorner1917
      @weirdoscorner1917 4 года назад +2

      GxchaHaunt I would to.

    • @cammtig
      @cammtig 4 года назад +1

      Y= s ame

  • @EdgarMendezz
    @EdgarMendezz 4 года назад +2

    Dre be feeling sorry for swoozie thinking “don’t worry dude I got you”

  • @Do-not-ask-who
    @Do-not-ask-who 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dre was a true G for that

  • @lolageez1
    @lolageez1 6 лет назад +237

    This guy telling us stories and then boom. Bed fulla girls. Cmon boi

  • @martinkiama8944
    @martinkiama8944 6 лет назад +191

    Even though he snitched,Dre is the real mvp 😂😂😂

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 6 лет назад +2

      True XD

  • @Harleigh-OliviaFowler-ir7cp
    @Harleigh-OliviaFowler-ir7cp 6 месяцев назад

    Dray a real one for that 💯👌🏾💯

  • @Tre1794
    @Tre1794 2 года назад

    He slick with it at the end 🤣 “just so you know”. I see you big dog. I see you. 💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 лет назад +880

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but *fridges will destroy me*

    • @OhManAFatRabbit
      @OhManAFatRabbit 6 лет назад

      UnPhayzable nannananananna come on come on come on

    • @BlazePro
      @BlazePro 6 лет назад

      Comment on my 7 Most Recent Videos, And I Will SUBSCRIBE TO U WITH 76 different ACCOUNTS !!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️🏀🏀🏀

    • @ezrasleet2028
      @ezrasleet2028 6 лет назад

      BlazeTbh thirsty much

    • @TTV_cloak
      @TTV_cloak 6 лет назад

      UnPhayzable 😂😂😂

    • @Sharkmanlloyd
      @Sharkmanlloyd 6 лет назад

      UnPhayzable yes

  • @Prince-rh4md
    @Prince-rh4md 5 лет назад +702

    I'm watching this as I'm skipping 3rd period...

    • @Bengazyy
      @Bengazyy 5 лет назад +12

      Did you get caught

    • @silentzombies3784
      @silentzombies3784 5 лет назад +17

      Gotta a double period skipping both 4 and 5 then I got lunch in 20 mins 🤣🤣

    • @tomasvlogs4961
      @tomasvlogs4961 5 лет назад +2

      I’m skipping 5th period on mondau

    • @lvllybroch
      @lvllybroch 5 лет назад +3

      Goofy I'm skipping 2nd period cus its gym I hate gym.....

    • @silentzombies3784
      @silentzombies3784 5 лет назад +2

      Mega_gamer Pro mega squad that’s the same I was skipping 🤣🤣

  • @latarshafitch4347
    @latarshafitch4347 Год назад +1

    He was a real one

  • @tristenaltime2610
    @tristenaltime2610 3 года назад

    Yoooo🤣🤣🤣out all of the videos that one made me laugh

  • @shakil8746
    @shakil8746 6 лет назад +2292

    Damn, swoozie living that harem life lol

  • @daisya7089
    @daisya7089 5 лет назад +762

    “She gonna beat me with a fridge”
    Honestly same 😂😂😂
    Edit: Thanks for the likes 😂💙

  • @jasminemcdonagh6830
    @jasminemcdonagh6830 3 года назад +2

    Dray a real one for that

  • @conjtheruler
    @conjtheruler 4 года назад

    That TERMINATOR 2 reference was classic 👏🏾

  • @unu_ya
    @unu_ya 5 лет назад +232

    “ *_she gonna beat me with a fridge_* “

    • @ItzLed
      @ItzLed 5 лет назад +1

      sWooZie: I BETTER FUCKING RUN

  • @thehenryrobot
    @thehenryrobot 6 лет назад +1322

    Back in highschool, I remember skipping gym swim class for a whole semester, because i didn't like swimming at school 😀 When i came back next semester, my gym teacher thought i had changed schools 😲 I told him, nope i had a doctors note to skip swimming. Which was a complete lie! 😏
    Surprisingly, the teacher kinda went with it and nothing ever happened to me after that. For the missed semester, i got a n/a grade for gym class, so it didn't affect my average! 😂

    • @vroyasumi4393
      @vroyasumi4393 6 лет назад +17

      HENRY THE RC CAR do you need that class to graduate?

    • @memeteme99
      @memeteme99 6 лет назад +31

      Can't you choose a second option instead of swimming? My school had us go to a weightroom and workout if we didnt/couldn't want to swim

    • @phillycheesesteak6177
      @phillycheesesteak6177 6 лет назад +7

      yay zero consequences for everyone!!!!! at least you learned your lesson!! wait, what was that? you'd do it again???? BLASPHEMER!!!!!!

    • @thehenryrobot
      @thehenryrobot 6 лет назад +6

      Meme Teme i was forced to take that option, because they had no room in the other class.

    • @andrewphoto4750
      @andrewphoto4750 6 лет назад +3

      HENRY THE RC CAR respect

  • @jdrizzy1457
    @jdrizzy1457 2 года назад +1

    bro i watch this almost everyday at school

  • @4dtzap433
    @4dtzap433 Год назад

    Now looking at this when i’m at highschool ts is so relatable

  • @theblopperify
    @theblopperify 5 лет назад +381

    Dre be like: Gotta sacrifice many to save a few.

  • @kealoha1429
    @kealoha1429 6 лет назад +1279

    "These are my neighbors-"
    *brings out like 5 cover girl models*
    Me: Mmmmmmmmhm

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 2 года назад

    This man really helping me with strata