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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @PKFlashFire
    @PKFlashFire 7 лет назад +5533

    *Maurice earns the award of Best Anime Villain*

  • @imcasual5200
    @imcasual5200 7 лет назад +3613

    You know your fucked when barbie is the less embarrassing option

    • @okazakitomoya8903
      @okazakitomoya8903 7 лет назад +196

      It could just be that it was embarrassing that he lost a really valuable classic and doesn't want to acknowledge it.

    • @Boristien405
      @Boristien405 7 лет назад +186

      Red Leader - I feel like that actually IS the game and he's just joking.

    • @brannray
      @brannray 7 лет назад +31

      Okazaki Tomoya That's what I was thinking as well. It wasn't that it was an embarrassing game, it was that the game was so good, he's embarrassed he lost it. However, it could have been the ET game. I wouldn't tell anybody about that one either!!! LOL!

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 7 лет назад +22

      *you're (a conjugation of the words "you" and "are" ... The More You Know ™)

    • @MintyFreshCupcakes
      @MintyFreshCupcakes 7 лет назад +57

      Barbie Horse Adventure is the shit though

  • @christopherhillsr9665
    @christopherhillsr9665 5 лет назад +1225

    "Yo let me get That purple up off you son." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eriktoland3259
    @eriktoland3259 4 года назад +506

    “It’s probably in Bangkok by now” had me laughing out loud

    • @johngordillo833
      @johngordillo833 2 года назад +5

      "I... I... Trahbled it"😂😂😂😂

    • @playversetv3877
      @playversetv3877 Год назад +1

      seems like barbie was in hot demand all over the world at that time

  • @InfiniteTurbine
    @InfiniteTurbine 7 лет назад +2555

    'your game is gone! it's probably in bangkok by now!' lmfaooooo

  • @Oscar_Armstrong
    @Oscar_Armstrong 7 лет назад +604

    this dude has a routine, even got the teacher in on it.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +78

      Oscar Armstrong - ahhhhhh it all makes sense as to why she blew me off now

    • @LilJosieLeAnn
      @LilJosieLeAnn 7 лет назад +32

      He sold the game to the Teacher

    • @DaddysFlipside
      @DaddysFlipside 7 лет назад +13

      Holy shit what a plot twist

    • @raynellemccathern3018
      @raynellemccathern3018 7 лет назад

      Lucky, Swoozie replied to your comment.

  • @bananatube6004
    @bananatube6004 7 лет назад +1498

    "My whole family's dead but that's not important" lmao

    • @lukel.6582
      @lukel.6582 7 лет назад

      A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day We need another banana video.

    • @Bobby_T_
      @Bobby_T_ 7 лет назад +6

      it was about the video game Oregon Trail

    • @magma3244
      @magma3244 7 лет назад +3

      A Different Video of a Banana Every Goddamn Day i

    • @LosCrozo
      @LosCrozo 7 лет назад

      IN THE GAME

    • @LeighLovesYou.
      @LeighLovesYou. 7 лет назад

      THE QUALITY CONTENT I NEED IN MY LIFE

  • @finlandghto
    @finlandghto 4 года назад +1566

    "I'm over here tryna level up my horsie, to level 80, so i can do the gallop-by on the rival gang"

  • @AnthonySforza
    @AnthonySforza 7 лет назад +1732

    I can't imagine what game was so embarrassing that someone would rather say it was "Barbie's Horse Adventure." Kind of a bit like saying "My test score was so low, let's just say I got an F."

    • @ladytierra
      @ladytierra 7 лет назад +41

      honestly though 😭😭😭

    • @ANXI8TY
      @ANXI8TY 7 лет назад +123

      Anthony Sforza imagine failing a test so hard you get a fuckin G on a damn quiz.

    • @elijahtorres9360
      @elijahtorres9360 7 лет назад +100

      Pretty sure he actually bought Barbie Horse Adventures

    • @Ayumu10L8
      @Ayumu10L8 7 лет назад +24

      I think, irl he got a really expensive game, and thats why it's embarrassing that he lost it.

    • @kjtvlogs3905
      @kjtvlogs3905 6 лет назад +14

      *cough* he probably actually got Barbie horse adventure

  • @StellarGryphon
    @StellarGryphon 7 лет назад +668

    "My whole family's dead we got bit by Raccoons, but that's not important."

  • @JayfromGA
    @JayfromGA 7 лет назад +390

    That facial expression at 5:36 is absolutely priceless

  • @popeshabba4266
    @popeshabba4266 4 года назад +363

    “Barney” “Barney has a game?!” I’m fucking crying😭😂😂

  • @crucial5673
    @crucial5673 7 лет назад +1037

    Legend has it, the barbie horse game is still being traded to this day...

  • @ONE_shot_GURL
    @ONE_shot_GURL 7 лет назад +2295

    5:47 with the stuttering is the absolute best! I thought that was so funny lol, Swoozie you are such a goof..Love it!

  • @TVMalachy
    @TVMalachy 7 лет назад +874

    "I've killed before, I'll kill again!"
    "I trobbled it"
    "What?!"
    "I trobbled it"
    "Get outta my face!"

  • @Rachellemarlene22
    @Rachellemarlene22 4 года назад +179

    3:37 DONDE ESTA BARBIE!! Had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Blanca7C
    @Blanca7C 7 лет назад +1104

    You're the best story teller ever! I could listen to you tell random stories for hours lol

  • @colors8028
    @colors8028 5 лет назад +915

    “ I trobled it” had me dead

    • @joeynino6577
      @joeynino6577 4 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @datkidsocute7790
      @datkidsocute7790 4 года назад +1

      @Matthew Aguila Yh I was wondering what is that word?

    • @sirdoxxthethird
      @sirdoxxthethird 4 года назад +7

      5:48

    • @Bandouq
      @Bandouq 4 года назад +1

      What does it mean

    • @AOSRocky
      @AOSRocky 3 года назад

      Iiwisiwidiwisixiiwididiwieiwidjejrdijdn I trobbled it

  • @whiterice5786
    @whiterice5786 7 лет назад +4447

    I thought you said you "ain't no snitch"

    • @MellonyBear
      @MellonyBear 7 лет назад +363

      Randy Orton be honest if a kid got into your bag you'd snitch in a millisecond

    • @JakeLaws30
      @JakeLaws30 7 лет назад +45

      Randy Orton nah he'd just hit him with an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE😂

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 7 лет назад +57

      yep, that guy broke the code first. Swooze went up to him and tried to deal with it normally but you know if he didn't call in reinforcements he didn't have a chance of getting that game back, even if a fight broke out, unless that fight lead to parents coming anyway.

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 7 лет назад +10

      you'd probably just hit them with an RKO out of no where if they stole from you 😂😂😂

    • @thizizztupid5821
      @thizizztupid5821 7 лет назад +1

      r u real or fake

  • @SaraNightfire1
    @SaraNightfire1 4 года назад +331

    Me: It was Batman Forever, wasn't it?
    I got it as a gift from a family friend. It was terrible, but somehow very addicting.

    • @Mysgelatin
      @Mysgelatin 2 года назад +3

      I think it was Quest 64, since it's close enough to Zelda

  • @amandaagyeman3652
    @amandaagyeman3652 7 лет назад +6859

    I bet the game was actually Barbie's horse adventure, on the lowkey tho fam that game is lit

    • @kaleidoscopewelch9240
      @kaleidoscopewelch9240 7 лет назад +61

      Amanda Agyeman I played that on my Xbox original

    • @Ricetas
      @Ricetas 7 лет назад +31

      Didn't it come with its own console?

    • @yhbtrey3287
      @yhbtrey3287 7 лет назад +18

      Certified Meme-Lord/ is swoozie gay

    • @cinderellaaroblox7615
      @cinderellaaroblox7615 7 лет назад +24

      I had that in my DS, it was great.

    • @jordannavarrete5599
      @jordannavarrete5599 7 лет назад +22

      God Mode no he's had so many girlfriends dude watch his old vids

  • @killakam3600
    @killakam3600 7 лет назад +382

    The part where he screams Ms. Nelson had me in tears.

  • @DanishSpeakerChannel
    @DanishSpeakerChannel 5 лет назад +866

    i think my friend was a pokemon drug dealer

    • @soy39
      @soy39 5 лет назад

      JBL Bass Tester my too

    • @Yhurga0
      @Yhurga0 5 лет назад +3

      I got that lvl 80 Typlhosion

    • @Oogabooga11249
      @Oogabooga11249 5 лет назад +4

      That’s how it was with Pokemon cards

    • @pjhall5855
      @pjhall5855 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @breathy9372
      @breathy9372 5 лет назад +1

      @@Oogabooga11249 same but with football cards like match attax

  • @crazybrickstudios7482
    @crazybrickstudios7482 4 года назад +80

    When the dad was cussing at the game dealer, I lost it 😂 😂

    • @matzr3000
      @matzr3000 2 года назад

      Jamie lost her whole family dead

  • @lilmiszblondexd
    @lilmiszblondexd 7 лет назад +150

    Swoozie has never let me down in one of his videos. Each one is like a friend telling me a hilarious story :)

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +101

      Kamila.Maz - thanks so much for the kind words!

    • @jaswindersharma9736
      @jaswindersharma9736 7 лет назад +2

      only You Tuber that deserves the almost 5 mil subs

  • @wegonplaytm2949
    @wegonplaytm2949 7 лет назад +1195

    Low-key I thought purple was Spyro😂😂

  • @amaracanspotter7255
    @amaracanspotter7255 5 лет назад +1444

    Theory: he didn’t change the name,he really got Barbie horse adventures

    • @zishan5067
      @zishan5067 4 года назад +4

      Stolen

    • @amaracanspotter7255
      @amaracanspotter7255 4 года назад +16

      Ok I did kind of steal it but I just thought it was a funny thing

    • @zishan5067
      @zishan5067 4 года назад +5

      Not stolen

    • @decimalcross3325
      @decimalcross3325 4 года назад +3

      @@zishan5067 stolen

    • @zishan5067
      @zishan5067 4 года назад +5

      Giratina 123 but he admitted to stealing it so it’s not stolen

  • @emperorza5777
    @emperorza5777 4 года назад +17

    “ I’m out. I’m going to work. Don’t ever ask me to buy you a game again” cut to black
    As felt on a spiritual level as a kid

  • @ZaimAnimations
    @ZaimAnimations 7 лет назад +1288

    3:07
    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @purooshresth7809
    @purooshresth7809 5 лет назад +2225

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He wanted his barbie bacc

    • @harrycooper4009
      @harrycooper4009 4 года назад +6

      Puroo Singla those memes make no sense

    • @purooshresth7809
      @purooshresth7809 4 года назад +6

      @@harrycooper4009 respect the memes... Memes are life... Meme is religion... Disrespect meme and you gain a sin. 😈

    • @Hi-ri9qr
      @Hi-ri9qr 4 года назад +1

      Db super reference lol

    • @vinnielee4690
      @vinnielee4690 4 года назад +1

      Harry Cooper they surreal memes

    • @Panic-at-the-Zer0
      @Panic-at-the-Zer0 4 года назад

      They got each other's back

  • @elainamae337
    @elainamae337 7 лет назад +2431

    Kids in my middle school sell slime like drugs. They don’t trade for other slime they just have you pay like $5 an ounce

    • @toes5158
      @toes5158 7 лет назад +48

      same with mine but fidget spinners and when we went on the field trip thing some kid was play with the fidget spinner dropped it in the pool and dived in for it remind you we wasn't supposed to be in there at the time

    • @DatBoi-dx9zo
      @DatBoi-dx9zo 7 лет назад +2

      Elaina Sullivan same here

    • @gracej5301
      @gracej5301 7 лет назад +18

      Omg at my old school people were selling snacks and candy but now it's slime

    • @lilmilkdud6874
      @lilmilkdud6874 7 лет назад +7

      Elaina Sullivan bruh they sold spinners at my school

    • @darkmenace4936
      @darkmenace4936 7 лет назад +9

      Elaina Sullivan in my middle school days we did the same thing but with silly bands

  • @SSKuleDe
    @SSKuleDe 4 года назад +54

    5:49 where is my tombstone cuz I’m dead

  • @you-yh1sb
    @you-yh1sb 5 лет назад +897

    Man: whats "green?"
    Maurice: Zelda
    Man: and whats "purple" again?
    BARNIE!!!!

  • @nervous_wreck
    @nervous_wreck 7 лет назад +3345

    I'm a simple kind of person
    I see a SWooZie video
    I click it

    • @lucidjin3283
      @lucidjin3283 7 лет назад +2

      SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same my finger carries itself to any new video of his😂😂😂

    • @ashala5573
      @ashala5573 7 лет назад

      SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same 🤑

    • @pbands2586
      @pbands2586 7 лет назад

      SeaFoamCat óÓÒò same brah

    • @kingyankers1735
      @kingyankers1735 7 лет назад

      SeaFoamCat óÓÒò me too

    • @valunaristic
      @valunaristic 7 лет назад

      SeaFoamCat óÓÒò this is the earliest I have been

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 7 лет назад +421

    5:33
    Well that escalated quickly.

    • @upandaway3130
      @upandaway3130 7 лет назад +17

      Gears Starting had the anime face and everything, that man was PISSED.

  • @at9328
    @at9328 4 года назад +115

    How bad could the actual game he got be that "Barbie's Horse Adventure" is somehow the better alternative? I'm really curious now.

    • @BrUh-hy3yr
      @BrUh-hy3yr 4 года назад +7

      Potato Catcake maybe the game he got was so good or legendary that he’s embarrassed that he lost it

    • @RandomGlow444
      @RandomGlow444 3 года назад +1

      I neeeeed to know what the game was 😂

    • @RandomGlow444
      @RandomGlow444 3 года назад

      I neeeeed to know what the game was 😂

    • @daphnewarren9410
      @daphnewarren9410 3 года назад +1

      my little pony

  • @kevinjfoster3000
    @kevinjfoster3000 7 лет назад +1339

    I'm glad I stayed up tonight
    Also swooz keep grindin

  • @jackthepuppied3828
    @jackthepuppied3828 5 лет назад +244

    "I've killed before and I'l kill again!" XD

    • @felishamitchell2776
      @felishamitchell2776 5 лет назад +2

      0 this is well for now 😌

    • @pcratter
      @pcratter 4 года назад +1

      I’m not scared

    • @alexifelton1070
      @alexifelton1070 4 года назад

      That’s not information one should share on the internet

    • @pcratter
      @pcratter 4 года назад

      @Alexi Felton he can do what he wants DUMB KIDDO

    • @sueharris6225
      @sueharris6225 4 года назад

      jack the puppie :D ...

  • @kayanpatel7380
    @kayanpatel7380 5 лет назад +761

    "Dónde está Barbie" got me dead 😂

  • @arielf6806
    @arielf6806 4 года назад +9

    Th fact that everyone was lit for this game, even Maurice..amazes me

  • @patrichpatterson5016
    @patrichpatterson5016 7 лет назад +2556

    Swoozie, you trying to be slick and act like you changed the name but, we all know you really did get the Barbie game.

    • @_chloerains
      @_chloerains 7 лет назад +59

      And it was never seen again...

    • @wowhatheck
      @wowhatheck 7 лет назад +11

      what else would it be anyway lol

    • @Kosaro1234
      @Kosaro1234 7 лет назад +171

      So, I looked into it. Let's see if we can figure out what the game is:
      Swoozie was in 4th grade around 1990 (since 4th graders are around 10 and he was born in 1980).
      The N64 animated in the video was not released until 1996. Assuming he had a Nintendo console (as he wanted to play zelda and had mario), this would have to be the NES. The SNES was released in 1991 but since it was so recent it is unlikely that everyone already bought the new console and Maurice had such a huge collection of games.
      Browsing through wikipedia's page of NES games, I came up with these:
      Barbie
      Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2
      Adventures in the Magic Kingdom
      Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
      Arkista's Ring
      I may have overlooked some games. Of course its also possible that he either just forgot the game name or exaggerated to make the video more interesting.

    • @Kayo501x
      @Kayo501x 7 лет назад +42

      Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom was lit btw.

    • @_chloerains
      @_chloerains 7 лет назад +17

      Kosaro I love this!!! You are the greatest person dude!! OML!! :3

  • @JesusChrist-di7nt
    @JesusChrist-di7nt 7 лет назад +253

    I remember the snack drug dealers. "Aye dawg, you wanna piece of gum"

    • @FreezrMario
      @FreezrMario 7 лет назад +11

      Jesus Christ that'll be $5

    • @parrecodocaralho
      @parrecodocaralho 7 лет назад +3

      Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne

    • @mickymcbryan4814
      @mickymcbryan4814 7 лет назад +12

      Jesus Christ I can imagine you being rather popular with the snack drug dealer, Mr. Christ. After all, all you had to so is hand them and glass of water, turn it into wine and you have a bunch of drunk children on your hand.
      Best juice ever.

    • @FirstLast-lk3dq
      @FirstLast-lk3dq 7 лет назад +2

      Last year,mI went to bring refreshers for my class (Bought 20) and the teacher said no, because they had caffeine.
      Little does she know, I have a larger than usual lunch bag ready, and it can hold four refreshers.
      I've practically became a drug dealer.

  • @lpsallisontv1625
    @lpsallisontv1625 7 лет назад +489

    5:49

  • @Rakoone
    @Rakoone 3 года назад +18

    It's sad that you know that Barbie's horse adventure is less embarrassing than whatever the name of the game is

  • @conroycunningham7337
    @conroycunningham7337 7 лет назад +264

    Marurice "I..I trahbled it.
    sWoozie"s dad: what.
    Maruice: trahble
    Me: DF IS A TRAHBLE?

    • @ashrafity
      @ashrafity 7 лет назад

      Aisuberi im not even joking me too, i read that the same time he said that wow

  • @sillylylyyy
    @sillylylyyy 7 лет назад +758

    "yes or no did you sell the game?"
    "I, i--ha-hu-ah-uh-ha-ha-i-t-tr"
    *little boy stuttering, scared to death 😂*

    • @lannstew
      @lannstew 7 лет назад +1

      Josh Legacy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dontknow5537
      @dontknow5537 7 лет назад +6

      bruh...i read this when it came on

    • @ayuvelo
      @ayuvelo 7 лет назад

      The Legend 27 hey great observance man, nearly missed that part...

    • @ayeasharae
      @ayeasharae 7 лет назад

      Maurice: *Begins to studder*
      Me: *Begins to play Mulan in my head* 🎶This man's got em scared to death. Hope he doesn't see right through me.🎶 😂😂

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr 7 лет назад +758

    *"Barney Has a Game?!"* LOL

  • @xcha3448
    @xcha3448 5 лет назад +44

    What Adande should of done:
    “ *ADMINISTRATOR!* “

  • @aidanbarry3853
    @aidanbarry3853 6 лет назад +658

    ᶦ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵐᵃʳᶦᵒ

  • @SaifeddineElyamoune
    @SaifeddineElyamoune 5 лет назад +70

    5:50 this is so relaxing what a relaxing sound

  • @djmonkey9332
    @djmonkey9332 6 лет назад +1546

    We had Pokémon card drug dealer

    • @reduncer4381
      @reduncer4381 6 лет назад +16

      *Pokémon card dealer* Your welcome

    • @adrianexists4766
      @adrianexists4766 6 лет назад +4

      Blackout Drawings Lmaooo same thing

    • @thepbj2380
      @thepbj2380 6 лет назад +8

      We had candy drug dealer 😂

    • @SparedCube
      @SparedCube 6 лет назад +6

      Blackout Drawings we have a slime dealer

    • @Nouz8063
      @Nouz8063 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @monkeyboy9121
    @monkeyboy9121 4 года назад +14

    Him losing the game when he was a kid and making a video about his experience many years later has actually been a worthwhile investment 😁.

  • @imdannybtw246
    @imdannybtw246 7 лет назад +176

    "I troobled it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youngcracka8887
      @youngcracka8887 7 лет назад

      Jynx Rocks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @Raven-vu6lr
    @Raven-vu6lr 6 лет назад +856

    There was a kid who used to sell pokemon cards in the bathroom.

  • @Nkanyiso_K
    @Nkanyiso_K 7 лет назад +381

    *Damn Swoozie, 2 videos in 1 week!!!*

    • @naasah9167
      @naasah9167 7 лет назад +21

      Nkanyiso Innocent Khwane I know this week is sorcery

    • @1110-q5f
      @1110-q5f 7 лет назад +1

      Nkanyiso Innocent Khwane Same length

  • @howtorooms3621
    @howtorooms3621 4 года назад +5

    1:46 that was really funny, my man said “ I know it’s your birthday Friday. But there’s no dot else to do that shift” lol I’m dead XD

  • @Elijah
    @Elijah 7 лет назад +1644

    WOW Swooz ur lucky, video games TWO time a year? I only was allowed to get one every 10 years. (I've only had 2 in my entire life) This reminds me of when snacks, yugioh and pokemon cards were my currency in middle school.

    • @susgatto3239
      @susgatto3239 7 лет назад +13

      the only game I've ever played is the game of life

    • @jessa2219
      @jessa2219 7 лет назад +1

      ELIJAH!! aye boy

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 7 лет назад +19

      Wow, you're right! Games used to be so much rarer! Nowadays I have hundreds of games on Steam, most of which I've never played!

    • @Meow-iq4dj
      @Meow-iq4dj 7 лет назад +1

      SUSGATTO32 thats a pretty good mobile game only 2 dollars on App store :) (and yes its named the game of life)

    • @jesalicious3
      @jesalicious3 7 лет назад +5

      Elijah Pysyk I get games once every 2 years

  • @NehMafor
    @NehMafor 7 лет назад +1037

    Damn, u had your sister taking look out shifts on her birthday 😭😭 Only u swoozie, Only you 😂

    • @NehMafor
      @NehMafor 7 лет назад +13

      IM LITERALLY CRYING RN OMG U ACTUALLY LOVED MY COMMENT AHH😭💕‼️💘

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  7 лет назад +26

      i got u fam; thanks for watching AND for dropping a comment!

    • @NehMafor
      @NehMafor 7 лет назад +5

      sWooZie JDDHDDHHD! I AM SPAZZING OOUUTTTT RN SWOOZIE U JUST MADE MY WHOLE LIIIFFEE OMG YOU ARE AMAZING 😭😭 NEVER STOP BEING YOUUUU AHHHH😭😭💕‼️‼️‼️ THANKYOU SO MUCHHH💘💘💯

    • @theartblockdacosta9643
      @theartblockdacosta9643 7 лет назад +11

      **TiffanerToMuch ** u fangirling a lot

    • @helmetboyHD
      @helmetboyHD 7 лет назад +7

      my sister ate my whole birthday cake when i was gone once, i opened the fridge. Gone. Fuck her

  • @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du
    @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du 5 лет назад +1629

    yo lemme get that purple off ya son.
    aight, you got the game I wanted?
    yeah right here...
    see you back here next week...
    *hands him blue game*
    Knew he was a scammer.
    0:43

    • @Vxnguish
      @Vxnguish 5 лет назад +4

      Justin Y’s Twin there’s a kid in school who steals 3ds

    • @thenoob7307
      @thenoob7307 5 лет назад +10

      You colour blind?

    • @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du
      @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du 5 лет назад +4

      Cool Comics Inc. no... it’s purple...

    • @perbou2455
      @perbou2455 5 лет назад +4

      When the twin is better than the original.

    • @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du
      @NarutoUzumaki-ml9du 5 лет назад +3

      Kono Poke Da haha

  • @soulxslender1305
    @soulxslender1305 4 года назад +38

    5:30 is me when i spend my dads credit card

  • @ohjiggly2585
    @ohjiggly2585 7 лет назад +796

    *Barney 😂*

    • @lolyolo1082
      @lolyolo1082 7 лет назад +2

      hahahhahahahhahahhaha

    • @lonnieoldhamjr3399
      @lonnieoldhamjr3399 7 лет назад +1

      You know that the dude who first played Barney was gay and the producer fired him because he thought it would be odd to have a gay dinosaur around little kids who don't even know about not getting in cars with strangers

    • @emmanuel2692
      @emmanuel2692 7 лет назад

      Your Local Potato seen you before

    • @lonnieoldhamjr3399
      @lonnieoldhamjr3399 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @spicymintworm3689
      @spicymintworm3689 6 лет назад

      Your Local Potato ARMY
      I'm sorry

  • @Thesweetestteaa
    @Thesweetestteaa 7 лет назад +505

    What's green? Zelda. what's purple again? Barney. 😂😂😂

    • @terrymullins5444
      @terrymullins5444 7 лет назад +16

      wafflebabe vlogs what's white? and can I use my nose on it?

    • @sfg4972
      @sfg4972 7 лет назад +1

      wafflebabe vlogs purple could be saints row lol

    • @gamagosh11
      @gamagosh11 7 лет назад

      RiddickTube its supposed to be kids games

    • @cherry_ice_fangirl8369
      @cherry_ice_fangirl8369 7 лет назад +1

      Yo, let me get some of that purple.

  • @jolo7
    @jolo7 7 лет назад +913

    HOLD UP! IS HE BEING FOR REAL ABOUT UPLOADING EVERY WEEK?
    dangggg...

    • @WelziFC7
      @WelziFC7 7 лет назад +8

      Fanta7Lord I give it two more weeks

    • @hazzz4661
      @hazzz4661 7 лет назад +1

      Fanta7Lord only 2 replies 😂😂😂

    • @lmspikes
      @lmspikes 7 лет назад +2

      when did he say that ?!

    • @genericname3980
      @genericname3980 7 лет назад +2

      sense when wore there only 2

    • @london8615
      @london8615 7 лет назад

      heard them 10 times before my nigga

  • @ecumodliljoker2110
    @ecumodliljoker2110 3 года назад +2

    “Let me prepare so We’re probably run good cop back cop”
    That’s me every time me and my parents have a talk 😂

  • @kingdomkey93
    @kingdomkey93 7 лет назад +775

    When he said "what's purple?" I thought he was gonna say "Spyro".
    It CAN'T be just me.

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats 7 лет назад +292

    "YOUR GAME IS GONE, ITS PROBABLY IN BANGKOK BY NOW!"😂😂😂😂

  • @brooklynlovescake5550
    @brooklynlovescake5550 7 лет назад +731

    Wait I lowkey think he went to my middle school

    • @AwesomeBros911
      @AwesomeBros911 7 лет назад +17

      BrooklynLovesCake nope

    • @tysenshaw2340
      @tysenshaw2340 7 лет назад +3

      BrooklynLovesCake maybe he did

    • @soske2022
      @soske2022 7 лет назад +12

      BrooklynLovesCake you went to middle school nerd 🤓 😤😤😤

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 7 лет назад +1

      BrooklynLovesCake kewl

    • @kenya_chan6349
      @kenya_chan6349 7 лет назад +3

      Lol me to i live in orlando and robinswood is down the corner

  • @lovejones0g
    @lovejones0g 4 года назад +9

    1:11 yesssirrr dats my life’s story “2 times a year”😂😂

  • @ciceroxnightmother2588
    @ciceroxnightmother2588 7 лет назад +227

    Not gonna lie, Barbie Horse Adventure was lit and I've played it a thousand times. As well as countless OTHER Barbie games

  • @Bibliomaniac14
    @Bibliomaniac14 7 лет назад +183

    I laughed so hard at the part with your dad 😂😂

    • @ahmadhussain9170
      @ahmadhussain9170 6 лет назад

      Bibliomaniac14 same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BRYAN-ge1zl
      @BRYAN-ge1zl 6 лет назад

      Me too man on her birthday man

    • @kat4317
      @kat4317 6 лет назад

      me too XD

  • @dje9754
    @dje9754 5 лет назад +622

    Every school has their dealer. My school got gum dealers

    • @homemade964
      @homemade964 5 лет назад +14

      Nice I got candy and slime

    • @tropic5264
      @tropic5264 5 лет назад +17

      Yo mine got scrunchie dealers and jolly rancher dealers

    • @forgottenzer0571
      @forgottenzer0571 4 года назад +7

      My school has Anime Cosplay dealers

    • @forgottenzer0571
      @forgottenzer0571 4 года назад +5

      Like they would always have like 2 or 1 pieces

    • @shipmancinema
      @shipmancinema 4 года назад +13

      I got weed, molly, and I’ve only seen it once but literal cocaine. Middle school cocaine.

  • @teethinterlude
    @teethinterlude 4 года назад +4

    been a while since I binge watched swoozie.

  • @cynthianyanda3842
    @cynthianyanda3842 7 лет назад +62

    0:35 had me dead.
    "Yo let me get that purple above you son"😂😂
    "Ayt, I'll see you back here next week, God bless."
    Whenever I got a game, I would keep it to myself coz whenever someone borrowed a game, it would come back scratched & destroyed or not come back at all.

  • @monkeyabot757
    @monkeyabot757 7 лет назад +682

    0:43 it was blue

    • @monkeyabot757
      @monkeyabot757 7 лет назад +19

      Maverick The Parrot 0:36 he said it was purple

    • @monkeyabot757
      @monkeyabot757 7 лет назад +3

      Your name no it isn’t your colorblind

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 7 лет назад +8

      you're both right, it's bluish-purple; Depends on your monitor settings

    • @yaseensaleem143
      @yaseensaleem143 7 лет назад +1

      Monkey Derp and by the way, learn how to spell “colourblind “ (idiot)

    • @rlhyper8228
      @rlhyper8228 7 лет назад +5

      Your name it could be spelled colorblind

  • @laddylovebugg7272
    @laddylovebugg7272 7 лет назад +1599

    its 2 AM but fuck it

  • @Devynn__
    @Devynn__ 2 года назад +1

    Ahhhh this feels awesome the nostalgia is coming in my first ever Swoozie vid

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 5 лет назад +128

    5:49 when you accidentally slam your door after an argument with your parents

  • @spira543
    @spira543 7 лет назад +112

    Yes, QVC is still around. We have to flip past it very fast whenever my mother is nearby the TV.

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 7 лет назад +4

      Spira
      My mom got a wii off of there around christmas around the time it came out. came with a bunch of accessories, and speed racer.

    • @christianbusingye
      @christianbusingye 7 лет назад +1

      Spira HELLBENT!

    • @spira543
      @spira543 7 лет назад +1

      AbdefFable1 Oh, wow! That's pretty cool!

    • @spira543
      @spira543 7 лет назад +1

      Christian Irene YEE

  • @ThatsNotGaming
    @ThatsNotGaming 7 лет назад +298

    I'm so confused, lol. Why would his teacher tell maurice to open his back, see that the game he stole was there, and then not tell him to immediately return it to adande? what kind of teacher is that? you think she would have sent that kid to the principal's office for punishment or at least called his parents so they could discipline him. What a story, lmao.

    • @VellaEW
      @VellaEW 7 лет назад +3

      Maurice had taken 2 games from mr dudnenebe, he probably had to give the stolen game back immediately.

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 7 лет назад +16

      Kids lie, and if the game was not, in fact, stolen by the Maurice and a Adande had been making up a story, then the teacher would have effectively been robbing Maurice. It was really a matter to be settled between the parents.

  • @gewawdypooh
    @gewawdypooh 4 года назад +9

    (TL;DR at the bottom)
    At school me and my friends had a candy business that everybody knew about, it was jolly ranchers and dum dum lollipops, 25 cents each, we would always sell them during lunch because that’s where all the little kids are who get sent with wayyyy too much money to school, when the lunch monitors found out what we were doing, they tried to shut us down, we were like “ok...” but we were making on average 20 bucks a week, I wasn’t gonna let that slide away from me, so... we did it in secret “candy drug dealers” and anybody who talked about it to the teachers... was dealt with by the muscly kids in our class. It was going perfect drug dealing candy to little kids... until we switched grades and had to switch our lunch periods with the older kids, who didn’t want anything and were too smart for us. Well, at least it was nice while it lasted.
    (TL;DR: me and my friend secretly sold candy until nobody wanted it anymore)

  • @stephstaytrill5116
    @stephstaytrill5116 7 лет назад +94

    lmaoooo im ded "I BOUGHT THT GAME N I NEVER BUY HIM GAMES!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DamonAndJo
    @DamonAndJo 7 лет назад +72

    Maurice is a straight savage!

  • @giovannisanchez6997
    @giovannisanchez6997 7 лет назад +146

    that shit was funny af at 5:33

  • @jdkdossmsn
    @jdkdossmsn 4 года назад +10

    “I trobled it” 😂

  • @flopper6947
    @flopper6947 5 лет назад +817

    In my school we deal with chewing gum since it’s banned 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @starfishocean8790
      @starfishocean8790 5 лет назад +6

      at my school we can chew gum!

    • @synoaplays4090
      @synoaplays4090 5 лет назад +6

      Do u live in Singapore

    • @josuecolin7515
      @josuecolin7515 5 лет назад

      In my school video games are allowed lucky me 😊😊😊

    • @aaban8902
      @aaban8902 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @flopper6947
      @flopper6947 5 лет назад

      kreereerreertf mynameisdespacito no I’m from England lmao

  • @aourielle7615
    @aourielle7615 7 лет назад +449

    "I Trabeld it"

    • @gracej5301
      @gracej5301 7 лет назад +7

      Lol XD

    • @burnedwaffles_1684
      @burnedwaffles_1684 7 лет назад +56

      micaiah Armstrong
      The act of trading, borrowing and selling something all at the same time

    • @romano5785
      @romano5785 7 лет назад

      I'm spanish what does Trabeld means?

    • @danielvidal7163
      @danielvidal7163 7 лет назад

      It isn't a real word

  • @jarrah8850
    @jarrah8850 6 лет назад +2744

    STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
    TEACHER: Yes!
    STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
    TEACHER: I don't know.
    STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
    TEACHER: Ok, ask.
    STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
    TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
    STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge to take out the elephant and put it in.
    TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
    STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
    TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
    STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
    TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
    STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
    TEACHER: Ok!
    STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
    TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
    STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party

    • @pooop-bg5zp
      @pooop-bg5zp 6 лет назад +57

      U acctual made me laugh i dont laifh this made mw laugh

    • @jarrah8850
      @jarrah8850 6 лет назад +16

      @Roberlan Fernandez who

    • @jarrah8850
      @jarrah8850 6 лет назад +12

      @Roberlan Fernandez i dont watch video game vids

    • @rodolforodarte1792
      @rodolforodarte1792 6 лет назад +7

      This was bn on a mr.gibbs video

    • @cheekylucas17
      @cheekylucas17 6 лет назад +12

      This is logic for ya

  • @JazmineRose.
    @JazmineRose. 7 лет назад +93

    Barbie Horse Adventure was the shit back in my day. Game was legit fire 💯🔥

  • @jenna03210
    @jenna03210 5 лет назад +344

    Jemnie: " *mah whole family got bit by racoon* "
    Im dead bruuh 😂😂😂😂 4:00
    5:20 you're dad so cool 😂😂😂
    Maurice: " *i i i i i- i trouble it* "

  • @JMaster54
    @JMaster54 7 лет назад +787

    "DONDE ESTA ES BARBIE!!"😠😠😠

    • @willowpets
      @willowpets 7 лет назад +69

      WHERE IS IS BARBIE?

    • @emanuelmendez7204
      @emanuelmendez7204 7 лет назад +14

      WHERE THIS IS BARBIE

    • @MiNiBeats5
      @MiNiBeats5 7 лет назад +5

      J-Master 54 Ammm wait im leveling up my unicorn to level 75

    • @Jyxrr
      @Jyxrr 7 лет назад +9

      J-Master 54 *Donde Está La Barbie

    • @MiNiBeats5
      @MiNiBeats5 7 лет назад +5

      HollowWolf76 Do you have to correct him... he was just saying it like swoozi said it

  • @SumthinFishy
    @SumthinFishy 4 года назад +17

    Plot twist: the name of the game is “Barbies horse adventure”

  • @paulhardin4462
    @paulhardin4462 7 лет назад +204

    I tr-tr-tr- Trobbled It!
    You WHAT?!
    I Trobbled it!

  • @emmabaker_10
    @emmabaker_10 7 лет назад +166

    you a undercover cop? hahahhahahh

  • @theninetaiedanbu8790
    @theninetaiedanbu8790 5 лет назад +56

    I like how he’s smiling while his dad just cursing out the kid

  • @reaperzeast5677
    @reaperzeast5677 3 месяца назад +2

    After all these years i think i finally found the real game, 'mary kate and ashley: winners circle'

  • @sierrabernsten973
    @sierrabernsten973 7 лет назад +87

    I be playin that purple all day long on da grind.

  • @carmellemcgill8005
    @carmellemcgill8005 5 лет назад +2532

    Who is still wondering what kind a game he got(inplace of Barbie horse Adventure)
    👇

  • @KayosLF
    @KayosLF 7 лет назад +452

    ~" I know your birthday is on Friday but, imma need you on post."~
    ~Swoozie~

  • @NomaFans
    @NomaFans 4 года назад +2

    Oregon Trail references get me every time.