Our school does attendance every period, and if you're not there, confirmed absent or late, or somewhere else in school for some reason, they'll literally stop everything and start a manhunt for you
My high school does this: 3 minutes late - N/A 3+ minutes late - points 15 minutes late - detention 15+ minutes gone - truency Truency is when they think your skipping class.
Dre was smart af, he knew that they had to give themselves up because a male admin was gonna catch them anyway, but he also knew that Swooz would get punished super hard because he ran, so he ratted everyone else out to build that trust between him and the admin, and gave swooz a second chance at life, and he thought of this all in the moment
"My dad was a teacher so nobody cared" My best friend in highschool had a dad as a teacher and it was like she was on WATCH, she couldn't do ANYTHING wrong
SAME YO. My dad was a maths teacher for grade 11 and 12 and EVERYBODY knew him. So they all expected me to be squeaky clean too. It had be beefing with teachers all the way from middle school
Dre is a real one. If somebody snitches on everybody else except for me then that makes us best friends. Especially if I was skipping, my mom would've had me halfway into next week if she knew 😂
One time we had a bomb scare, and literally, everyone had to stand outside, IN THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR, IN MAINE, NEGATIVE TEMPERATURES WITH A HORRENDOUS WINDCHILL!!! For 45 minutes. It was a miracle none of us got frostbite, and they GUARDED YOU so you couldn't leave the grounds. I was considered "special" *disability* and was unfortunate enough to have a study hall in that period with special education. They literally kept us away from the rest of the children, in a separate area, with no interaction with no one else in the school. Whether they thought we were delinquents or didn't want mass panic, god only knows. But I developed more of a severe hatred to those teachers for not letting me bail for the seven (out of eight) hours that school ran that day because of that bomb scare. Because they locked us in the gym, they refused to let me call my parents, not even a five-minute call because I knew if my mom knew what was going on, she would've raised hell to pick me up. This was before cell phones, and not even the disability teachers would let me call, even pulled me aside for a "comfort lecture" on how scary this was and I needed to be strong. I just wanted to get out of there, I didn't care what they thought. Also, since they didn't let us carry our stuff outside, a lot of kids had money and expensive things taken out of their backpacks. I didn't even have time to grab my jacket, as did a lot of the other kids. I also had a test on the final period of class, and yes, that was the only class that ran the whole time that day. And yes, I didn't study for it and failed. I was going to study during the study hall, that the bomb scare started in. Oh yeah, the kids not in that study hall, the teachers didn't watch as well, at least five kids I knew told me later they walked off campus and walked home.
@@johnmcauliffe8824 There were five kids with me in the study hall, and three teachers watching us like hawks during the 45 minutes. I would've been instantly nailed as the culprit, even if I was that type of kid. (Yes, I was a sweet kid, though that day tested me.) There were also ten teachers lining the hallway, about 15 feet, from the restroom to the gym. They literally treated the day like a prison sentence. The payphones were less than five feet after the bathrooms, and they watched it like hawks and escorted you to the bathroom. And some kids did actually incite a riot. We were so tightly packed in the gym kids were freaking out trying to get out because they were claustrophobic. A friend of mine was screaming at the teachers to let him leave because he was scared to death of how tightly packed we were and said he had a condition. They sent him back to sit with us with suspension. They also let a bomb-sniffing dog in at one point. I'm sure my mom wasn't the only one to call and raise hell about how that day was treated and what conditions the kids were in. She slapped down every argument that the school had on an explanation of the conditions and threatened to sue. As did a lot of other parents, I'm sure. They never did it again, they cancelled school after the first bomb scare when more came.
Tomas Balderas Straight up! I remember so many times I would be sneaking through the halls when an administrator would "get suspicious" (read: see the back of my leg as I turn a corner) and immediately I would have to find the nearest place to lay low until they stopped looking for me. There were so many days I skipped and had to hide in the drama department. I would act like I was part of that class learning about some play.
In the UK skipping classes is generally taken pretty seriously but i went to a "not so great" school. You could skip classes easily and a lot of people did. The reason we actually still went was the fact that truancy is taken pretty seriously. We sometimes got in trouble for skipping class, but not going to school entirely meant your parents would be in trouble with the police. So, it boils down to either a good-hiding or detention/isolation which we skipped too. At that point you get labelled as trouble so the teachers would take it easy on you to avoid a headache.
current sophomore, my school has an app that shows attendance and grades, parents get iPhone notifications if I'm marked unverified or if my grade changes. skipping is difficult because you have to do it mid class and make sure the teacher doesn't notice you left usually i only skip last period because my teacher is old and doesn't notice.
Yeah so when he said there are more people in there. Dre should’ve just came out and snitch on himself that was his choice. Why did he go back and snake everyone out?
I’m skipping and I live in a bad area some of them got caught smoking weed. One ran into the restroom he cool tho other too ran in here o only knew 1 lol he ran from the cops this man was tired as hell
iv ditched school a couple of times but some of them were because of oversleeping and my mom lets me play hookie because i was so late or i pretend to be asleep and wait it out until my mom gives up on trying to get me out of bed and goes to work. but a few of them were because my mom took me with her out of town.
My school has this loophole where if you stay for the first 6 classes but then leave before the last 3, they never find out that you skipped because of their broken attendance system. So I’d be skipping maths like almost everyday lmao
"I'm 16 and a half years old and you're like, 70, how you keeping up with me" 😂 Edit: I just found this 6 months later so that's cool, guess I'll fix the typo
ঊᏟᎾᎾᏝ ᏢᏒᎾ I watched the video (7 times actually) and I know that your is not used when talking about someone else’s age you’re is because you are like 70 is the correct grammar.
Bruh aint you ever had black parents or those few white parents that know what they're doin? You gettin a fridge to the ass if you do somethin wrong man
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
Ahh, same. We actually can't skip classes xD cuz all the entrances are locked after 10 past 8 + the school is small. Me and my friends skipped school on the day before last and legit nobody cared.
I'm from a really huge School (Well in terms of like university-size it's quite small, but for a High school, it's like a university basically.) and the thing is, I'm a new student, oblivious to my surroundings, lookin' super innocent, because I was relatively-short and I had good grades and I was introverted. The principle/Grade director never even bat an eye, the only only time She ever called Me in was because of my hair being too long, which was very common for me and my classmates. And mind you, there are CCTVs all around the damn campus so nearly no one skips. But it's hella easy to skip, why? Here are a few ways you could skip in my school without anyone questioning you. A: You go to the clinic and ask to go home, You can literally just say you have a headache, of course they have to prove it with temperature, but my dood, just do your best to tell them that your head's hurting in any way, and they'll be sending you home, no questions asked, and you get the excuse of having a letter in your hand saying that you were sick, and had to go home. B: Our lunch lasts for an hour long, and We get to roam around the whole campus if We need to, We just can't get out because Guards will not let students out. So.... Around our classrooms, there are about 7 escape routes, and We have a total of 4 gates around us along with that, all of them are closely-guarded... One at a time. So everyday during Lunch or Recess, We use that opportunity to track when the guards switch and when they are out. We perfectly-calculated that they would switch every 4 hours from the beginning of classes, which was 7AM. So that's 11AM, then 4PM, then 8PM. So what could happen is, at 11AM or 8PM (If your class reached that long) I could always ask to go to the bathroom, but the thing is, if I escape school, (btw after 7PM all gates are fully open since at 5:30 grade school and 7th to 8th grade go home) I would ruin my reputation. So what I did was, and this was only an occurance every few months or so, or at least when it's a different teacher, since around the 3rd to 4th quarter it was a very very common occurance, In total of 4 times, I said either my head hurt really bad and I had to go home, or I had a nose bleed. If I had a nose bleed (Which is easy to happen since I am for some reason sensitive to the sudden change of Hot to cold, from outside to inside the winter-like airconditioned classrooms), I would easily have an excuse to go out. But coinciding with the times We calculated the guards would go, sometimes I completely don't have to do this, what I would do is go to the clinic (But not directly say I had to go home, but just ask for some medicine, because they provided medicine to us.) then I, myself, would go to class, and tell my teacher that I was told to go home, this usually doesn't work on experienced teachers, since they would request a sort of slip that came from the clinic, but usually that isn't the case, especially in times like these when it's very common to see someone come home due to a fever of some sorts because We all pulled many many all-nighters every day with new projects and assignments every day even on weekends. or lastly.... C: I'd call my mom and ask her to pick me up if She's around town (Since Her office is very far away, but sometimes She would hold meetings where my school was near so She would be able to pick me up.) I could either say I had a headache to my mom, or..... Which this is kinda bullshit but I mean.... I would say that I was let out early because my work for the day was finished. Seriously! There were times (not even trying to skip) where I was just let out and did nothing just because I completely-finished everything earlier than everyone else. (Which was a common occurance seeing as I'm the type of person who wants to get the job done without thinking about it.... Yeah nah) and so... I always asked the guards if I could go out, they said no, and also Buses couldn't pick me up because they're scheduled. But! If I called my mom and if I simply was patient-enough to wait for Her and endure a little more of the class, I could escape the class at around 3:00 when everyone else leaves at 6... Muahahaha... That's what selling your soul for studying efficiency is kids!
the first time i skipped class during school, it was 1st period piano class, and there is this vending machine that is right next to it with these brick borders around it. i decided to sit in between the vending machine and sit on the ledge to try to just wait it out. at first i was worried i would get caught, but my plan worked.
Girl: I had a 163 abcences my senior year Me in my head: *isn't there only like 180 days in a school year* Edit: I get it, it's classes, just at my high school, an absence counts the whole day not just one class, since we only have 5 class for a day, and even if it's classes, thats alot of absences
i literally cannot skip at my school since they take attendance at the beginning of every class period and if you’re not there they mark you absent. then if they don’t get a call from home saying you’re excused, they call your mom/dad and ask if you’re meant to be at school. literally IMPOSSIBLE to skip unless i fool my parents and that ain’t happening
I just do my work for like 15 mins if I wanna skip then ask to use bathroom and then camp until another boi comes in from my class and go back then. The other boi usually to always gets pinned :>
Literally me like dude and when he said I'll be a fatty and eat all three lunches I was like I'm a fatty to dude don't worry bout it mk mk alright we gucci
Back in highschool, I remember skipping gym swim class for a whole semester, because i didn't like swimming at school 😀 When i came back next semester, my gym teacher thought i had changed schools 😲 I told him, nope i had a doctors note to skip swimming. Which was a complete lie! 😏 Surprisingly, the teacher kinda went with it and nothing ever happened to me after that. For the missed semester, i got a n/a grade for gym class, so it didn't affect my average! 😂
I got homies like that they get caught they never snitched on me when I skip they like nah nobody else here when one of us get caught me and the others never get ratted
u would never understand how any non-white-mom can turn anything into a death machine Caribbean parents hit u with a fridge brown parents whip u with a belt and asian parents give u ass whipping combos
MyAwkwardAzn I did that too. What was different was I would never get to school. Instead of taking the school bus, I took advantage of my public bus pass (the one issued because I was a magnet student) and went to the library to study for my exams or do whatever hw. Sometimes i did this for the whole week.
MyAwkwardAzn I'd do that shit with French, art, music so I'd do them with classes that don't benefit me and me and my friends have French then math and there would be a test so I would pass since it's a 45 minute difference instead of studying at night and forgetting it by the morning lol when you sleep for like 7-10 hours
"I never understood going to school to skip class on campus... if you didn't want to go to school, stay home." Not even a minute into the video and I'm already approving.
This is so true bro. At my school, skipping became the biggest problem not only this year, but last year as well. So now, if you ever skipped a class, not only would you get detention and have BOTH of your parents called, you would have an additional punishment of the 3 choices below: 1. 1 or 2 weeks of suspension (In School Suspension or Out School Suspension). 2. Weekend lectures (Friday and Saturday) of next week's lesson. 3. Cleaning under the bleachers, lockers and bathrooms during 1st, 2nd and 3rd Period for 2 weeks.
One of my friends got his ass beat by his mom with his bedroom door once. Dead ass, he got caught vandalizing a mill building and got charged. Can't imagine the wilts that left lmao
MrAlittleofeverythin Yeah. But he snitched, PERIOD. He didnt have to start pointing people out, just because he didn't snitch on 1 person out of the 10, doesn't make him "the man"
Dre would have been my best friend from that point in
On*
Frrr💀💀💀
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Georney Miller I’m basically dre
Yess dude
Our school does attendance every period, and if you're not there, confirmed absent or late, or somewhere else in school for some reason, they'll literally stop everything and start a manhunt for you
StxrryNxght brooo wtfff that’s terrifying 💀💀
That’s how my school is too, that’s why I never skip XD
I only break rules if I can away with it, and skipping is not one of those things
My high school does this:
3 minutes late - N/A
3+ minutes late - points
15 minutes late - detention
15+ minutes gone - truency
Truency is when they think your skipping class.
StxrryNxght my school is like: u fail it’s ur fault. Skip if u want, but finals is on U
I never skip
Galaxia Chorus Kartern Gacha U look like your in elementary school not in high school
Mans ratting people out like he’s 6ix9ine
Klopp Thelollypop snitch9ine
Jae Dorrance 😂
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Bruh this comment had me dyin LOL
Dre was smart af, he knew that they had to give themselves up because a male admin was gonna catch them anyway, but he also knew that Swooz would get punished super hard because he ran, so he ratted everyone else out to build that trust between him and the admin, and gave swooz a second chance at life, and he thought of this all in the moment
Its not that deep, Dre was also black, Andi you can't snitch to your Brothers you know
@@DericRUclips seems kinda racially targeted on how you’d rat on some white kids or any other race but not black kids??
@@Timdominick8408 It's not that deep 😭
@@Timdominick8408 im sorry
I don’t think Dre knew about that
So we gonna talk about how Dre ratted on those kids..
But not on how Swoozie doomed everybody by running there in the first place?
Exactly bruh if I was dre he's the first one I'm snitchin on
Ok
Tru
They knew the risk
So he was just supposed to know there were other people skipping in there?
Skipping school is easy, but skipping ads is a tough obstacle.
Kabloosh *sniffle* I know...
get your parents to install a blocker
Parents?
Kabloosh true
why parents, we are not 6.
“She’s gonna beat me with a fridge” 😂😂😂 my mom too
SAME XD
I cracked at this part LMAO😂
she really would if she can get it lift up. when it comes to caribbean mothers and beatings its whatever nearest to her she would use TT
Shanonkla same
Nah b my mom will beat me with a chancla
"My dad was a teacher so nobody cared"
My best friend in highschool had a dad as a teacher and it was like she was on WATCH, she couldn't do ANYTHING wrong
my mom’s a teacher at my school too and SAME
@Joseph Zelayarodriguez th you want?
SAME YO. My dad was a maths teacher for grade 11 and 12 and EVERYBODY knew him. So they all expected me to be squeaky clean too. It had be beefing with teachers all the way from middle school
@Joseph Zelayarodriguez yeah, it's pointless
My mom, dad, uncle and three cousins are teachers at my school!! Same thing happens with me too.
"she's gonna beat me with a fridge"
The master Cuber I can relate
I feel him.
The master Cuber I’m so done 😂😂😂
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The master Cuber
- Quoted by my boi, Swoozie
Dre is a real one. If somebody snitches on everybody else except for me then that makes us best friends. Especially if I was skipping, my mom would've had me halfway into next week if she knew 😂
Taylor Ttyl *adande
The prideful Prince Vegeta She said what she said !
The prideful Prince Vegeta She said the right name... Watch the whole video and you'll understand
Dre the MVP!
JayYTGamer oh hey jay
Vantablack-sama nani
Miguel Wanderer but real recognize real my dude
JayYTGamer
FOR REAL. That's Itachi level saving Swoozie got, may good things come Dre's way.
Jay what's good!
So we just gonna ignore the fact that he had like 5 female "neighbors" in his bedroom at the end?? 😂😂
Facts
Tru
You know what happened after😉
Hes either good with girls or they think he's gay
This guy is giting laid back and forth
Nobody is born cool..
Except of course,
*Dre*
Nobody is born cool..
Except of course,
You
ItsZishan
:)
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Dre is a true bro.
Not really he snaked everyone else😂
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HAHA XD
He a real one🤟🏽
Cameron Smith
Only happens if they did that to you first.
being a kid from the Caribbean, I can tell you from experience getting beat with a fridge ain't pretty
Jacellious me to and don't let the fridge be dirty too, u gatta clean that shit after they finish whopping your ass
It don’t sound pretty either
From the Caribbean or not, getting beat with a fridge is never *pretty*
Jacellious same muh brother
Bruh,Don't get her mad....She'll beat you with the car next....Ain't easy bein' beat with a fridge.
One time we had a bomb scare, and literally, everyone had to stand outside, IN THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR, IN MAINE, NEGATIVE TEMPERATURES WITH A HORRENDOUS WINDCHILL!!!
For 45 minutes.
It was a miracle none of us got frostbite, and they GUARDED YOU so you couldn't leave the grounds. I was considered "special" *disability* and was unfortunate enough to have a study hall in that period with special education. They literally kept us away from the rest of the children, in a separate area, with no interaction with no one else in the school. Whether they thought we were delinquents or didn't want mass panic, god only knows. But I developed more of a severe hatred to those teachers for not letting me bail for the seven (out of eight) hours that school ran that day because of that bomb scare. Because they locked us in the gym, they refused to let me call my parents, not even a five-minute call because I knew if my mom knew what was going on, she would've raised hell to pick me up. This was before cell phones, and not even the disability teachers would let me call, even pulled me aside for a "comfort lecture" on how scary this was and I needed to be strong. I just wanted to get out of there, I didn't care what they thought. Also, since they didn't let us carry our stuff outside, a lot of kids had money and expensive things taken out of their backpacks. I didn't even have time to grab my jacket, as did a lot of the other kids.
I also had a test on the final period of class, and yes, that was the only class that ran the whole time that day. And yes, I didn't study for it and failed. I was going to study during the study hall, that the bomb scare started in. Oh yeah, the kids not in that study hall, the teachers didn't watch as well, at least five kids I knew told me later they walked off campus and walked home.
Scary. O_0
Bruh, I would have just like turned that place into a battle Royale and escaped amongst the chaos
@@johnmcauliffe8824 There were five kids with me in the study hall, and three teachers watching us like hawks during the 45 minutes. I would've been instantly nailed as the culprit, even if I was that type of kid. (Yes, I was a sweet kid, though that day tested me.)
There were also ten teachers lining the hallway, about 15 feet, from the restroom to the gym. They literally treated the day like a prison sentence. The payphones were less than five feet after the bathrooms, and they watched it like hawks and escorted you to the bathroom.
And some kids did actually incite a riot. We were so tightly packed in the gym kids were freaking out trying to get out because they were claustrophobic. A friend of mine was screaming at the teachers to let him leave because he was scared to death of how tightly packed we were and said he had a condition. They sent him back to sit with us with suspension. They also let a bomb-sniffing dog in at one point.
I'm sure my mom wasn't the only one to call and raise hell about how that day was treated and what conditions the kids were in. She slapped down every argument that the school had on an explanation of the conditions and threatened to sue. As did a lot of other parents, I'm sure. They never did it again, they cancelled school after the first bomb scare when more came.
@@SaraNightfire1 that honestly sounds lowkey illegal and like a constitutional violation, I was joking with my original comment but damn, sounds rough
don’t they put kids with adhd in special ed?
Dre looked in his eyes like, “niqqa I got you. It’s the bro code”
PrettyGang Bella But he snitched on 4 other people.
He probably had beef with those other people at one point or another
Yas
In high school on campus skipping was a straight action movie
In college it's just sleeping lol
lightning No one skips college
lightning I did before but it's really stupid cause you pay to be there that's why nobody chases you
Yeah and participation points in some classes. Sometimes you're just heavy not feeling it tho
light
Tomas Balderas
Straight up! I remember so many times I would be sneaking through the halls when an administrator would "get suspicious" (read: see the back of my leg as I turn a corner) and immediately I would have to find the nearest place to lay low until they stopped looking for me. There were so many days I skipped and had to hide in the drama department. I would act like I was part of that class learning about some play.
Moms of the world
America: spanked
Russia: frying pan
Asia: stoned
Barbados: refrigerator
Michael Fulton mexico : LA chancla (sandal)
Michael Fulton Blacks : Belt.
Franco Defrance True 😂 and my mom never misses
Trinidad : Stove basically anything
Kenneth Waterman mexicans also have the belt haha
In the UK skipping classes is generally taken pretty seriously but i went to a "not so great" school. You could skip classes easily and a lot of people did. The reason we actually still went was the fact that truancy is taken pretty seriously. We sometimes got in trouble for skipping class, but not going to school entirely meant your parents would be in trouble with the police. So, it boils down to either a good-hiding or detention/isolation which we skipped too. At that point you get labelled as trouble so the teachers would take it easy on you to avoid a headache.
Not gonna lie, that split second of bromance made me shed a tear...or two
Kakes Talks Like something off a movie
*_Dre coming in clutch_*
Yeskay he snaked everyone else
Yeskay fax
Dre's the homie. You have my respect Dre.
Algi requis
Algi XD 🤣🤣👌
HEY NO LAMP FOR YOU
YOU NO GET LAMP
L I K E A L I G H T L I K E A L I G H T
Respect Dre 😊
current sophomore,
my school has an app that shows attendance and grades, parents get iPhone notifications if I'm marked unverified or if my grade changes.
skipping is difficult because you have to do it mid class and make sure the teacher doesn't notice you left
usually i only skip last period because my teacher is old and doesn't notice.
So u junior now?
@@DK-gl3ih yessir
that’s some George Orwell type shit
@@fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034 literally 1984
Damn. I accidentally skipped once by falling asleep in a gym class I wasn't even supposed to be in, and almost didn't get in trouble
“She’s gonna beat me with a fridge”
Best thing ever
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until you getting beat
More like a truck
Accurate
😂😂😂😂
Y'all getting mad at Dre for snitching but The first guy who came out snitch first before Dre took action
Yeah but he didn't rat on nobody
@@richardcanaan9244 he did he said “there are more people in there”
@@MarmaladeMedia but he didn’t say who they were
Yeah so when he said there are more people in there. Dre should’ve just came out and snitch on himself that was his choice. Why did he go back and snake everyone out?
@@zishan5067 more is plural
“Or I can be a fatty and eat at all 3 lunches”
*Me and my whole thought process*
I never related to a comment this well
I’m skipping and I live in a bad area some of them got caught smoking weed. One ran into the restroom he cool tho other too ran in here o only knew 1 lol he ran from the cops this man was tired as hell
Oh Snap I thought that he was just going to eat lunch early
My school only has one lunch , 9 classes and it's only a rectangle so I get caught skipping some times 😅
I’m a Stupid Fuck , But I had a stroke trying to read your comment
When he said “I am Caribbean and if my ma finds out I am skipping she would beat me with a fridge “ And let me tell you I felt that 😭🇹🇹
I'm still wondering how this school's bathroom stalls dont have locks
Ours did
I didn't have any locks on the door
Peep
The stalls at my school were there... That is until the grade 12s broke them all off, somehow.
Back when I was jr. high which was like 6-8 grade 12-15. We had a huge problem with skipping. So much so they took the doors off the stalls.
“And Dre looked me dead in the eye... and said, “Naw”
Clayton Wellenreiter brother got a brothers back
Rest of the kids were white
That part was like me when I got in a fight and my bulling homie didn’t call me
Bruno Berllam 4:08 snitched on the dude closest to the door.
Bruno Berllam 4:21 dude closest to the door again
He also got the dude in the stall with the white boy, he a brother too and he snitched on him😂
the adrenaline you get when skipping for the first time is awesome
I bugged the fuck out my first time. I was begging to go back.
Then you get used with skipping and it becomes a routine.
@@robertaariana4784 that's how I felt. But it gets boring if you have no real need
iv ditched school a couple of times but some of them were because of oversleeping and my mom lets me play hookie because i was so late or i pretend to be asleep and wait it out until my mom gives up on trying to get me out of bed and goes to work. but a few of them were because my mom took me with her out of town.
In my school it’s almost impossible to skip class without being caught
My school has this loophole where if you stay for the first 6 classes but then leave before the last 3, they never find out that you skipped because of their broken attendance system. So I’d be skipping maths like almost everyday lmao
MATHS?? IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??
@@fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034BRI-ISH BLOKE
"I'm 16 and a half years old and you're like, 70, how you keeping up with me" 😂
Edit: I just found this 6 months later so that's cool, guess I'll fix the typo
You’re* 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Big Chungus better be correcting him
Big Chungus you didn’t watch the video didn’t you?
ঊᏟᎾᎾᏝ ᏢᏒᎾ I watched the video (7 times actually) and I know that your is not used when talking about someone else’s age you’re is because you are like 70 is the correct grammar.
Big Chungus 2:33
*Beat me with a fridge*
Yes.
Oof
The real OG +
Bruh aint you ever had black parents or those few white parents that know what they're doin? You gettin a fridge to the ass if you do somethin wrong man
This was my mom 😂😂
Swoozies middle school and High school stories = the best!
LeBeautiful Facts
damn you here too? 😂
LeBeautiful Right now I'm in the middle school he talks about
I see you commenting on everything bruh I swear
Skipping school during covid
The teacher: am I a joke to you
Me: Yes
@@knighthro3608 😂💯
yeah. so is everything else.
@@fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034 you being edgy isn't gonna get you attention
@회색 옷 dont remember
Damn, swoozie living that harem life lol
Shakil Hussain Ikr?!
Facts
Shakil Hussain that's like an everyday skip day lmao nothing new
True
I was like what da fuck bro
"there's 10 other dude's looking like refugees" LMAOOO
Bro I couldn’t contain myself I was about to spit out all my food at that part!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he said it made it 10X funnier 🤣
i see you at the end my boy...:P
VladTeeVee we all did my guy
This should be pinned
VladTeeVee we know he smashed all 5 of em
all at once
VladTeeVee yay it Vlad
After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad
Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life
It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth.
[mycelium_doc]
Ships psychs
Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.
@@Samantha-yh8vk Where to contact him? Is it IG?
i skipped SCHOOL but never a class, that was way riskier LOL
Ahh, same. We actually can't skip classes xD cuz all the entrances are locked after 10 past 8 + the school is small.
Me and my friends skipped school on the day before last and legit nobody cared.
cactus juice Did you get in trouble!
I was tardy more often than not
I'm from a really huge School (Well in terms of like university-size it's quite small, but for a High school, it's like a university basically.) and the thing is, I'm a new student, oblivious to my surroundings, lookin' super innocent, because I was relatively-short and I had good grades and I was introverted.
The principle/Grade director never even bat an eye, the only only time She ever called Me in was because of my hair being too long, which was very common for me and my classmates. And mind you, there are CCTVs all around the damn campus so nearly no one skips.
But it's hella easy to skip, why?
Here are a few ways you could skip in my school without anyone questioning you.
A: You go to the clinic and ask to go home, You can literally just say you have a headache, of course they have to prove it with temperature, but my dood, just do your best to tell them that your head's hurting in any way, and they'll be sending you home, no questions asked, and you get the excuse of having a letter in your hand saying that you were sick, and had to go home.
B: Our lunch lasts for an hour long, and We get to roam around the whole campus if We need to, We just can't get out because Guards will not let students out. So.... Around our classrooms, there are about 7 escape routes, and We have a total of 4 gates around us along with that, all of them are closely-guarded... One at a time.
So everyday during Lunch or Recess, We use that opportunity to track when the guards switch and when they are out.
We perfectly-calculated that they would switch every 4 hours from the beginning of classes, which was 7AM.
So that's 11AM, then 4PM, then 8PM.
So what could happen is, at 11AM or 8PM (If your class reached that long) I could always ask to go to the bathroom, but the thing is, if I escape school, (btw after 7PM all gates are fully open since at 5:30 grade school and 7th to 8th grade go home) I would ruin my reputation. So what I did was, and this was only an occurance every few months or so, or at least when it's a different teacher, since around the 3rd to 4th quarter it was a very very common occurance, In total of 4 times, I said either my head hurt really bad and I had to go home, or I had a nose bleed.
If I had a nose bleed (Which is easy to happen since I am for some reason sensitive to the sudden change of Hot to cold, from outside to inside the winter-like airconditioned classrooms), I would easily have an excuse to go out.
But coinciding with the times We calculated the guards would go, sometimes I completely don't have to do this,
what I would do is go to the clinic (But not directly say I had to go home, but just ask for some medicine, because they provided medicine to us.) then I, myself, would go to class, and tell my teacher that I was told to go home, this usually doesn't work on experienced teachers, since they would request a sort of slip that came from the clinic, but usually that isn't the case, especially in times like these when it's very common to see someone come home due to a fever of some sorts because We all pulled many many all-nighters every day with new projects and assignments every day even on weekends.
or lastly....
C: I'd call my mom and ask her to pick me up if She's around town (Since Her office is very far away, but sometimes She would hold meetings where my school was near so She would be able to pick me up.)
I could either say I had a headache to my mom, or.....
Which this is kinda bullshit but I mean....
I would say that I was let out early because my work for the day was finished.
Seriously! There were times (not even trying to skip) where I was just let out and did nothing just because I completely-finished everything earlier than everyone else. (Which was a common occurance seeing as I'm the type of person who wants to get the job done without thinking about it.... Yeah nah) and so...
I always asked the guards if I could go out, they said no, and also Buses couldn't pick me up because they're scheduled. But! If I called my mom and if I simply was patient-enough to wait for Her and endure a little more of the class, I could escape the class at around 3:00 when everyone else leaves at 6... Muahahaha...
That's what selling your soul for studying efficiency is kids!
the first time i skipped class during school, it was 1st period piano class, and there is this vending machine that is right next to it with these brick borders around it. i decided to sit in between the vending machine and sit on the ledge to try to just wait it out. at first i was worried i would get caught, but my plan worked.
drey is the friend that we all need but don't deserve.
Innit
You're an amazing storyteller Swoozie!
Carolyn Grace Marie as always!
Bro If nobody came out I would have waited for her to get the male administrator and just chipped to a diff bathroom
That would be the trap. She pretends to leave, someone walks out, busted.
Administrators have walkies. She wouldn’t have had to leave the door.
she would have just talked through a walkie and get them there and stay outside the door
Dre if you're reading this, you're the real MVP.
Jamil Aziz fr he is
He ain’t no MVP, he snitched on everyone else in the room
Audible Beat it was the only way to fully convince the admin
Jamil Aziz fuck no Dre snitched
For those of you saying it, Dre didn't snitch. He was the one who said no one else was in there.
"I was never friends with the popular kids...........butttt you get the idea.." That sentence, it spoke to me.
That describes my life perfectly. Not friends with them, but still hang out occasionally
the one that spoke to me was when he said 'My mom is gonna beat me with a fridge'. That is Caribbean parents for ya.
3:45 ShE's GoNnA bEaT mE wItH a FrIdGe
4:09 everybody gangsta till Dre be snitching
This guy telling us stories and then boom. Bed fulla girls. Cmon boi
lolageez1 ikr
Ikrr
Girl: I had a 163 abcences my senior year
Me in my head: *isn't there only like 180 days in a school year*
Edit: I get it, it's classes, just at my high school, an absence counts the whole day not just one class, since we only have 5 class for a day, and even if it's classes, thats alot of absences
King Crazy so she barley came to school at all
Not full days just classs
No just different classes so if you have a 4 period schedule and miss a whole day it’s 4 abscences
Only?
50% of that is copied but ok............
i literally cannot skip at my school since they take attendance at the beginning of every class period and if you’re not there they mark you absent. then if they don’t get a call from home saying you’re excused, they call your mom/dad and ask if you’re meant to be at school. literally IMPOSSIBLE to skip unless i fool my parents and that ain’t happening
Emma Grace there’s a app where u can spoof your phone number and then just call yourself in on your parents number
well if you're in middle school.... don't skip, its impossible.
if ur in high school (big high school) wait till attendance then skip
@@freedo2958 which app is it?!
Is that Taeyong on your profile picture?
I just do my work for like 15 mins if I wanna skip then ask to use bathroom and then camp until another boi comes in from my class and go back then. The other boi usually to always gets pinned :>
"if you dont wanna go to school, stay home."
mother: i'm about to end this man's whole career.
Legend has it Dre still out here saving one life at a time!
TN MUSlC ye
😁
and destroying 10 other lives at a time
Dre be like: Gotta sacrifice many to save a few.
*inhales deeply*
😂😂
I once decided to *skip an entire day* and felt really proud...
...then I realized it was Saturday.
I wish I was kidding
SvenInMotion same
bruh
SvenInMotion lol
MEEeeee though
* claps*
Beat you with a fridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣swear Caribbean parents use any and everything from the simplest of things to the most extreme🤣🤣🤣love from Jamaica ❤️🇯🇲🇯🇲
Skipping in high school?
Yeah we all do that
We skip ads on youtube
i have adblock
TheNiteMarePlay TELL ME NOW WHAT IS THE APP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For real my bude
JUST TELL ME NOW WHAT'S THE APP!!!!!!!!!!
@@FirstNameLastName-ez1qz you can just get a chrome extension called adblock
“Or I can be a fatty and I could eat all lunches”
Me:NO HESITATION
I did that all the time 😂😂😂
GxchaHaunt I would to.
Y= s ame
Dre is the real MVP here. He is da man. My friends or random kid would have snitched on my ass so fast
Call Me Crazy They’re not your friends then.
Call Me Crazy haha😂
1:27 I was also a squad hopper, the difficult part is when you do it too often and get left out your main squad
People skip high school? Damn my dad skipped about 14 years of my life
Damn my mom dropped out of her marriage
Ugandan Knuckle LMFAO!!!!
Dafuq
Do u no de wae
Ugandan Knuckle 2/10 level joke.
"I was chilling with my asians"
*"MMmMMHMMMMHMmmmHm"*
666 likes lol
@@dankfangirl_3957 784 likes lol
DO YOU REALISE HOW POINTLESS IT IS????
Wow I didnt realize this 😳
*hi*
“I’m 16 1/2 years old”
3 seconds later...
“I’m... not... going...back to jail I did my nickel”
🤣
Bloxburg Building/role play guy
Literally me like dude and when he said I'll be a fatty and eat all three lunches I was like I'm a fatty to dude don't worry bout it mk mk alright we gucci
😆
Swoozie put a fade on a stick figure GOAT
Even though he snitched,Dre is the real mvp 😂😂😂
True XD
Back in highschool, I remember skipping gym swim class for a whole semester, because i didn't like swimming at school 😀 When i came back next semester, my gym teacher thought i had changed schools 😲 I told him, nope i had a doctors note to skip swimming. Which was a complete lie! 😏
Surprisingly, the teacher kinda went with it and nothing ever happened to me after that. For the missed semester, i got a n/a grade for gym class, so it didn't affect my average! 😂
HENRY THE RC CAR do you need that class to graduate?
Can't you choose a second option instead of swimming? My school had us go to a weightroom and workout if we didnt/couldn't want to swim
yay zero consequences for everyone!!!!! at least you learned your lesson!! wait, what was that? you'd do it again???? BLASPHEMER!!!!!!
Meme Teme i was forced to take that option, because they had no room in the other class.
HENRY THE RC CAR respect
My mans has the 5 girls over and you know it’s about to go down
Lucky guy
Kevin hart reference lol
They think he’s gay
Let me get a HELL YA
Lol he like Kevin hart it about to go down lolololoo
That was a true friend, can i keep dre
I got homies like that they get caught they never snitched on me when I skip they like nah nobody else here when one of us get caught me and the others never get ratted
“ *_she gonna beat me with a fridge_* “
"These are my neighbors-"
*brings out like 5 cover girl models*
Me: Mmmmmmmmhm
Kealoha 14 exactly what i tougt😂
Right 😂
You know what’s about to go down... 😏
amirite
Mb who knows...
Wow you have a real active fan base
Tashtan Tashtanov when I viewed this video it had been out for 5 hours, it had over 200k views, compared to most channels this is far faster
All swoozie neighbor's girls my man living the life
3:45 "Beat Me With A Fridge" LMAOOOO😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
As a Caribbean son, he ain't lying
CowardGod 😂😂😂
Ws I’m from Barbados too and oh lard I gone dead done piss them off
Don’t *
*"Sweat is coming out of my booty cheeks right now"* Oh my
CultureCrash eyy what up crash
I watch ur channel
XD
...gross
It happens to me too when I'm stressed
Yooo how you get beat with a fridge ??? 😂
never underestimate the power of an angry mom
X Gilmore BLACK mom
Oscar Flores Caribbean parents make it work somehow
Don't question Caribbean parents
u would never understand how any non-white-mom can turn anything into a death machine
Caribbean parents hit u with a fridge
brown parents whip u with a belt
and asian parents give u ass whipping combos
coming back to this video now in highschool kills me swoozie gave me all the game shaped my personality around these videos from a younging 😢❤❤
I skipped class! ...to study in the library for the next class.
MyAwkwardAzn I did that too. What was different was I would never get to school. Instead of taking the school bus, I took advantage of my public bus pass (the one issued because I was a magnet student) and went to the library to study for my exams or do whatever hw. Sometimes i did this for the whole week.
MyAwkwardAzn I'd do that shit with French, art, music so I'd do them with classes that don't benefit me and me and my friends have French then math and there would be a test so I would pass since it's a 45 minute difference instead of studying at night and forgetting it by the morning lol when you sleep for like 7-10 hours
MyAwkwardAzn I skipped a day once because I wasn't feeling well
Dats my excuse when my mom asks me why I skipped lmao
MyAwkwardAzn slick
"I never understood going to school to skip class on campus... if you didn't want to go to school, stay home." Not even a minute into the video and I'm already approving.
Annabella Rose Prinx Parents won’t let you stay home.
You go to school to gather friends and make a plan for the new day.
If I wasn't in class then they would call my parents unless I was sick or had a something come up like going to the dentist
U clearly ain’t Hispanic moms don’t give a fuck they sending your ass to school
Bruh. I got an asian mum. I ain't doing cross country. I'm skipping
Love the simplicity of the animations! Entertaining.
StaySkeptic - I apologise. Not much more I can say 😂
I'm just trying to imagine his mom yeeting a fridge at him XD
Same
Sticks and stones may break my bones but *fridges will destroy me*
UnPhayzable nannananananna come on come on come on
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BlazeTbh thirsty much
UnPhayzable 😂😂😂
UnPhayzable yes
Lol this man got like 5 girls on his bed😂😂
😂
😂👌
Thanks .... we didn’t notice all the beauty walking in the room lol
He gonna smAsh
weird flex but ok
“She gonna beat me with a fridge”
Honestly same 😂😂😂
Edit: Thanks for the likes 😂💙
"I ain't going to jail."
So funny😂 I ❤ it
My mom Trinidadian and my dad Jamaican u better believe they gonna throw a coffee table at me
Nope
Hispanic and carribbean parents be like
This is so true bro. At my school, skipping became the biggest problem not only this year, but last year as well. So now, if you ever skipped a class, not only would you get detention and have BOTH of your parents called, you would have an additional punishment of the 3 choices below:
1. 1 or 2 weeks of suspension (In School Suspension or Out School Suspension).
2. Weekend lectures (Friday and Saturday) of next week's lesson.
3. Cleaning under the bleachers, lockers and bathrooms during 1st, 2nd and 3rd Period for 2 weeks.
"Sweat coming out of my booty cheeks right now" lol 😂
Chand Kaur eww
'pause' lol
Lel
Me:Gets caught skipping
School:suspends me for skipping
Me: i see this as an absolute win :D
Same
It took me a sec to get it
Zeldris The Executioner no me
Ur mom:are you sure about that
Task failed successfully
I laughed so hard when you said she would beat me with a fridge
Look at ur likes
10/10
3:34 "Everybody in here is getting SUSPENDED!"
“She’s going to beat me with a fridge!” 😂
ARMYYY
ARMYYYYYY
Army 🤣
Thats cool man. LITERALLY
One of my friends got his ass beat by his mom with his bedroom door once. Dead ass, he got caught vandalizing a mill building and got charged. Can't imagine the wilts that left lmao
I'm watching this as I'm skipping 3rd period...
Did you get caught
Gotta a double period skipping both 4 and 5 then I got lunch in 20 mins 🤣🤣
I’m skipping 5th period on mondau
Goofy I'm skipping 2nd period cus its gym I hate gym.....
Mega_gamer Pro mega squad that’s the same I was skipping 🤣🤣
You're telling me all those cuties at the end are your neighbors. Bruh, I'm moving in fam, schooch over
skfilms No kidding. There's still room on that bed for me.
Dre’s a real one- he KNEW swoozie would have gotten in way more trouble, but he had to snitch to not get in trouble.
Dre is the man
ItzCyber /Sarahi L
How? He snitched on like 9 other kids
Hunter doesn't matter he didn't snitch on the man telling the story
MrAlittleofeverythin
Yeah. But he snitched, PERIOD. He didnt have to start pointing people out, just because he didn't snitch on 1 person out of the 10, doesn't make him "the man"
3:27 Top 10 Lies of 2018
Never ever believe that shit
top 3 anime betrayals
One*
3:51 my classmates are fucking snitches
TwoPunch5 mmmmmhhhhmmmm
Dre jus looking out for his brotha
But he snitched on all the other kids.
They porbably didnt get in trouble he probably knew what whas happening.
Dre was a true G for that
Dre was the real MVP😂
No he a snake
A Duck nah he saved the one who mattered. Dre's a strategist
He's not "dirty" he just seriously biased and made the right choice
Dre came through for a brother
He was the real one😂😂😂
Why are your videos the best thing ever
Bubbli Bunni hes iluminati
Bubbli Bunni he keeps it real, that's why
The animation that's why
He probably sensed the Trinidadian blood dripping off of u