I SWEAR TO GUARD!! (ft Young Don)
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2020
- If ur smart, u try to avoid confrontation at work. I'm not smart.
(voice) Young Don the Sauce God:
/ youngdonthesaucegod
Le moi: / swoozie
Animators:
Abby: / memedokies
Jenn: / jennpadillart
/ jennpadillart
Matt: / qwilman
Richard: / vimvammer
/ vimvammer
Sev: / sevpiehl
Backgrounds:
Bandit
Thumbnail art:
/ zeurel
Shirt: Master's of the Universe // www.walmart.com/ip/Masters-Of...
Mystery link: • HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA 
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😂😂😂 Yes! Love the use of a clipboard to make it “official”!
Hi youtube
RUclips is it actually you?
RUclips wtf why is RUclips here?
This is youtube they joined 50 yearsago and they are verified
Pat that gamer wdym 50 years ago?
Signs that said
“Unattended items and belonging will be removed and taken to lost and found. This company is not responsible for lost or stolen items.”
would have been helpful.
Exactly
Ode to signs
Without them in society, everyone will sue. Not everyone follows, but its value is true.
@Kayla Bateast Yeah that's the sad thing. People lack common sense
That's the thing though.
Signs like that in HRC(int'l) needs to be run throughout the whole managerial chain. From the floor manager to department manager to gm to region manager's office.
It's not a willy nilly sign a staffer can just put up.
Plus it has to be in prerequisites with their market analysis if it would help boost up sales OR REPUTATION.
Underlining the word reputation.
Trust me.
I was a staffer before.
I had good ideas.
It took almost a year to implement it. Right after i left and a Manager stole my idea.
So yeah. Signs. Would be helpful
THICC RED TAPE tho.
@Kayla Bateast not really if the guests have been allowed to do this for so long and the managers aren't doing anything about it.
RUclips getting real comfortable with these double non-skippable ads
Edit: The people have spoken RUclips and I know you seen this your comment is right above mine
King Kunta Same goes for Dailymotion and those ads would come on every five minutes too.
Fr it happens all the time now
All u gotta do is go through the whole video, then hit replay and then the adds dissapear
*laughs in ✨premium✨*
@@IcedToThaMax * laughs in ad-block *
"Bro, heh, dont even trip. Just watch the water, that's all you gotta do!"
I literally heard this as I read it...🤣
@@timothymaharaj5861 same
@@timothymaharaj5861 same
@@timothymaharaj5861 same
@@timothymaharaj5861 same
If you would’ve put up a sign that said like “if you leave person belongings to reserve chair and are not back within 30 minutes they will be move to the lost and found” it would’ve been perfect
Best solution that could be done
@@vaporean_boylove.0w083 yup
I think you are hghly overestimating the ability of the average person to notice, let alone have the functional literacy to read, a sign. Source: customers at my job bang on the door when all the lights are off, sign with our hours literal inches from their face, to find out if we are "still open"
The last place I worked, there was a giant sign that pointed to Member Services the second you entered the establishment. And the member service desk is right behind that sign. Furthermore, it detailed everything you could get at Member Services. If you lost something, you go there. If you need to request something, you go there. If you're not happy with the services, you go there.
Customers routinely came to my section, which is hidden compared to the blatantly up in your face Member Services and ask if I could help them with Member Service issues. I would point them to where they entered and 80% of them said "Oh, they moved it on us, didn't they?"
To be fair, they did move it. Two years prior to when I worked. But they had ample signs for the years after so I really don't think it would make a difference. People always believe they know what's going on and that they don't need to look at anything.
Or more importantly, people always think they can have things bent to their way that they don't need to follow the rules... so they don't look.
Agreed. Someone could have come up with a better system in place for that issue.
Okay, but at least their stuff wasn’t stolen? They left their stuff out for hours and expected for it to be there when they got back..? Interesting
They need to visit Detroit, mofos will get their underwear stolen while wearing em
@@alexanderokak5112 can't have underwear in detroit
Entitlements because they paid, they forget that other people also havta be using the services as well. 🤷
@Alexander Okak| Your underwear cant be stolen if you aren’t wearing any. *wait..*
Facts , Swooz actually helping them fr smh
Man, my family could never. Whenever we go ANYWHERE that would require us leaving our things unattended for more then 20 seconds we have one of us STATIONED with the stuff to watch it like a hawk. We from Brooklyn, you heard? We don't play like that lol 🤣
I wish I could like this comment more than once
sWooZie That’s nice
@@user-ow2lt6rm8b chucky chesse?
@@swoozie I love you vids swoozie 😍
sWooZie I mean you could that’s just a lot of new RUclips accounts you have to make
he did the right thing, as a customer I would appreciate the lifeguard going the extra mile to make sure I can enjoy the pool. that big guy sounds like he had roid rage and ego problems
as a lifeguard i’ve had so many similar stories with karens
I can’t believe people have the AUDACITY to “reserve” several seats without even staying to swim.
*cough cough* KARENS *cough cough*
Seriously, it’s not hard to plan our your vacation, spend a day at the park or a day at the pool
Also, if you’re all in the pool why do you need that many chairs for?
NO COUGHING
IKR
U forgot ken
Remember, for Karens, any time is wine-time.
Swoozie out here telling us how disrespectful customers getting their way doesn’t mean you’re in the wrong. I respect that.
Pure respect ✊
The servers got to pay their rent. To them, you are a hero.
The voice acting for Jimmy was pristine
Young don the sauce god
All of the people reserving seats are 100% Karen's.
Right?! "How DARE you move my belongings that I left out here for 6 hours?!"
@@swoozie lol
sWooZie I wonder what would have happened if you said it was stolen 😂
Bruh you got a Karen cut though
This made my day
The most frustrating part of any job has to no doubt be dealing with customers who think they're entitled. I give props to anyone who has the patience to deal with them directly.
I bow to you sir/mam
Tell me about my life. Always threatening to sue for frivolous reasons
I do
I know, people act like entitled Karen's.
Exactly
2:29
I instantly knew it was “Young Don” the moment I heard his voice lmao 😂
Fr 😂
If you ever work there again split up everyone’s stuff in to piles and when they say what they have it will be in a pile
I hate when customers act all entitled like gtfo. Worst part of any job
Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear jo
g- pretty obvious he is
I used to work at subway and this lady came and complained that they made her BLTS with just bacon. I asked her if she had specified that she wanted Lettuce tomato or any mayo. She said no that it was a BLT and they should know. I remake her sandwiches, kindly ask that she next time be a bit specific because we aren't mind readers and she takes her food and leaves.
I know that sounds like a one time thing, but people would come in pull that shit ALL the time. "I asked for a Black Forrest Ham they gave me a ham I want a refund and a free sandwich!!!" Yo its the same thing!!!! We had a bald dude make some guy's sandwich and customer tried to say he found a wad of hair in it. Like People just suck. I'm nice, the moment you start screaming at me is when all negotians are off the table.
YOU LITERALLY DESCRIBED A KAREN
I hate how people exploited the fact that their stuff was moved like smh
Universal is also quick to give guests whatever the want to make them shut up and go away. Too many guests to deal with
Yea they should've put signs up that said "leave your belongings at your own risk"
Well, this was probably pre-recording everything. But if they left valuables, as a manager. I would do absolutely NOTHING for them. They can take it as a lesson. Just make sure to post a sign that says we aren't responsible for left or lost items.
I heard at Disney they track that sort of behavior. Like hotel guest, means room key, which means there’s some record of you. If they see that every time you visit you complain and get free stuff, eventually you will run out of pixie dust.
People suck. I worked retail and every now and again I'd get a phone call from someone trying to get a free phone by claiming they lost theirs (in the hopes there was one in the lost an found). So they'd be like, "Oh, I lost my phone there." But I'd force them to descrbe it (one woman claimed it had a case but couldn't remember what the case looked like because, and I quote - "My kids are always switching the cases" but couldn't describe any of them). That way they couldn't piggy-back of me going, "Why yes, there's an iPhone in here," and claiming it was theirs.
10:26...this...this is the moment that I SMASHED that subscribe button.
11:06 when your dad realizes you didn’t do all your homework
Honestly that hotel should have had a sign that said: "if your belongings are left unattended for over 30 mins, they will be moved to lost and found."
Or however long is reasonable. I actually haven't heard of a place that let's their guests save unattended spots for hours. That's crazy.
They do that at Aulani Ans the craxy thing is we in the pool swimming so it’s like ummm I didn’t go anywhere I’m just not sitting on the chair I’m in the lazy river rn
Yes! This. This is definitely the best solution.
Most places that I've been to that allow for/take reservations at resorts/hotels with large pool areas etc. have a reserved section and an open "first-come" area. The reserved section is usually for guests with that extended privilege (membership/package deal, etc.) and includes the time limit factor of "if unattended for x period of time (usually 1-2hrs) your belongings will be removed and your reservation is no longer valid" in addition to a time where "indicating use of reservation" has to happen (like placing a towel over a lounge chair at the opening time).
@@Kluelesskanoe That's insane. The rule is supposed to be for people who leave the area
Especially having a staff that relies on tips to live... They have them there. They are staffed and scheduled to work. Entitlement at its finest.
“the towel na-“
*ad plays*
Perfect censorship
Astounding Perfect Amazing
Uh dude. I think your username should b just be salt..
I know right?!😂😂😂
12:20 Swoozie is making BANK!
Dude don's voice sounds so chill he just sound high all the time
“Yo Aaron can you bump AT? He boutta die” Had me crying😂
On God man
My lungs hurt after he said that 😂
Straight rewound that part like 5 times 😂
Swoozie: "The Towel Naz-"
*15 SECOND LONG CAR INSURANCE AD*
Swoozie: "-zi."
I had a matrimonial services ad😂
Brooo da same thing happened to me
Same
Whole vaping ad smacks me in the face
Same thing happned to me,lol mine was uber eats
Thanks for telling such an interesting story about your life scenario again. I really like tuning into these mini animation slash podcast ish videos and you're definitely one of the best out there to listen. Hope to see more!
TBH, this is a decent system. Just needed to log what was left on the chairs, then keep everything grouped together.
Shout-out to Young Don for his spot on impersonation, that was perfect
No joke
man i like his videos for a sec but that dude is too into himself
He deadass perfected that roll
Who else watches youngdon and swoozie?
*me!*
I do
Eevrbody on this video
Me
Same
jxdvm SAME
You should’ve had some kind of boxes for each seat, this way you couldn’t lose things and people can’t swindle their way into getting a cabana.
This was admittedly, a very smart and effective idea. Just could have used a bit more proper planning. For instance a sign in plain view of the guests that if you leave your items for *insert X amount of time* unattended they will be moved to lost and found.
Wasn't there a sign with "don't leave belongings unattended" or "we are not responsible when belongings get stolen" like most hotels etc have?
+
Good point
ye das smart
Swoozie out here getting employee of the month while causing a commotion, whereas Disneyland wouldn’t give him employee of the month even if he stopped 9/11
I just caught these for the 1st time, & they are great!. The way you tell these stories & along with the skits & how they are executed are great too.
Man didn't realize how much I needed these videos again, making stick animation actually really dope and smooth
I can’t stand people like that. For one, why do you feel so comfortable just leaving your stuff where people can snatch it! And two, they should know better and be courteous to other guest
Yeah, I would never leave my stuff out in the open
Xhenoxic I’ve left towels and books on pool chairs before to reserve my seat. It’s fine to do so along as you A) Are going to actually sit in them shortly and B) Have the understanding that anything you leave could be taken (so don’t leave expensive or sentimental items)
how are u not president?
I actually love the fact that swooz tries to read most comments
*wholesome*
Exactly
wholesome 100
@@Flrere /9
@@rafe2021j o*88o
hey sWooZie tell your animators that they are very skilled i love the how the characters move and how smooth the animation is
Swoozie:"I walk into the Towel Hut"
Also Swoozie: *gets yeeted into the Towel Hut* 😂
"I want to speak to your manager's manager."
Me in my head:
"This isn't even my final form."
matthewhhawk17 😂😂😂
The Karen’s are involving
Me in my head: You sicken me because you know the manager will do as you say. 'To keep customer loyalty' which is sh*t.
Thuuuiiii
@@Dallas_Official_Artz They are and it's awful lol
THE HEAVENS HAVE BLESSED US WITHA SWOOZIE SAUCE GOD COMBO
Edit-thanks so much for the likes🥺😁
They did a video on don’s channel a few months ago
FAX
😂
The "Gaurds" have blessed us with not one but TWO Swoozie ft. Sauce God combos.
😂🤣now that is funny😂🤣
i love the "Oh yeah you came out at 7:30!"
2:28 he literally got young don the Sauce God to say that lol
I would have pulled a “Let me see the cameras and see who took that EXPENSIVE lotion and bracelet” and they would take it back so quick 😂💀
That works even if you don’t have cameras. No one questions you walking up to a random computer and typing in a random username and password. No one.
EXACTLY!!
Periodt
No wonder Adande has had so much success he takes his work seriously and looks out for everyone even when it's really inconvenient for him. Really inspired after watching this! :D
Adande has a big heart 😍
i almost punched my laptop watching this. toxic people make my brain's Dopamine levels drop by -10000000000000
Karen of all Karens:
I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANGER’S MANAGER
You could have just told them when they set their stuff done "you can't reserve seats at this pool, we will remove your stuff after 30 minutes" that way it gives them the option to take it back to the room
They always had the option, common sense says it’ll get stolen lmao. They’re just entitled assholes.
@@DeathnoteBB Oh I 100% agree, I hate when people do that. But if he would have just said something first he would have avoided a lot of issues
@@SnowFamilyVacations Yeah but that’s a moot point now. He can’t alter the past
My mom wouldn't leave her stuff unattended, she would make me stand there until she would get back.
That's entitled ppl tendencies. I payed money for them towels and know damn well if they get taken is my dumbasses fault for thinking I'm invincible
Same with my dad
i hate when customers complain when you’re trying to do your job. like would we take the time and energy trying to make your day miserable just to get a manager to scold us
Don't even think it's his job. He's just tryna help make it fair for those self absorbed so and so's. Yikes.
This is literally the best channel ever! Keep up the good work man 🔥
I feel like this is why most pool places have signs that say "we are not responsible for lost or stolen items" I also would not be brave enough to leave my headphones out for hours. people are wild lol
"He boutta die" 🤣🤣😭😭 I LOVE THE MANAGER'S VOICE
That's young don the sauce god go cheak him out
Yea young don funny asl
@@NoCapMar I will!! Thanks!!
@@orefamzy9832 how are you liking it?
10:03 The way he says it is so Toronto like
This video is such a ridiculous reminder that people, on average, seem to be super inconsiderate. It's like he spent years watching people cut each other off in traffic.
Right lowkey upsetting,Love the pfp btw!
if u ever worked with clients and public in generl u find out how incosiderate imature and selfish most people are . I had the displasure of working on a mall "my first jobs" , that was the worse part of the job. People tought just because you're hired, they have the right to say whatever the fuck they want and be as rude has they want .
Tbh, he did get a juicy bonus so it wasn't all bad.
Penny for your troubles.
Still, some customers can be so insufferable, the way they are so selfish.
I feel like an expensive hotel next to an amusement park is a bad place to get an impression of the average joe. Most people there will probably be upper class, rather privileged and not that used to being told no.
Loving the pfp
Swooz..imma remember you saying “face my fears” when I’m fighting a f*cking bear, if I die it’s your fault
should have taken a picture of all the stuff that was left by a person, have like all the items found per chair etc
I’m disappointed I didn’t hear a “ myyyy g “ from young don 😂😭
IM SO SAD
My g is legendary
thats trademark my g
i was waiting for it 😹
Me too
“Everyone hates confrontation”
Me: yes. This is gonna be good.
I hate confrontation too 😅
Who’s that girl in your pfp? Or what anime is it from? I would love to know, thx!
Ice Eee it’s Erza and she’s from the anime Fairy Tail!! ❤️
I can’t get enough of your shirt & hat. It goes together in a weirdly bold way. ✨Fabulous✨
6:53
There is always a Karen story.
"IS THERE A MANAGER I CAN TALK TO?"
everybody: "karen is that u?"
I usually say: "yes, it's me, how can I help you?", and usually my manager was okay with this cause they won't be bothered for stupid stuff.
Ngl, Swoozie has the best storytelling abilities in the world. I'll rewatch this 15 more times and still won't get bored. ❤❤❤
Swoozie im from trinidad to
Same as young don da sauce God I'll watch both of them over💯
@@noluvfoetrxll7708 yessir
2-3 hours of watching the same thing u probably know the same exact words of the story by then
Fact
I'm glad this story had a happy ending even though it looked like it was going way south.
Don't let your fears consume you.
"He bouta die"🤣🤣🤣 best calab🤣
“Bro don’t even trip all you gotta do is watch the water bro” best advice ever 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
How did you get four hands
NOBODY ELSE LIKE THIS
We really have to see if Susie still alive he ain't posting anybody here in season 4 in fortnite
Young don the sauce God
This comment needs to be pinned
The only way to have avoided confrontation here is to leave a warning. Like a sign by the pool saying, “If you leave your items unattended for a half hour they will be sent to lost and found.”
Exactly! You’ll still get people who complain about the policy, but informing people ahead of time makes a huge difference
Bruh people complain about wearing masks when theres a deadly virus ravaging the world. You think they gone read or give a fuck about sum sign.
The Breakdown this is a much, MUCH less controversial issue than wearing masks. You can’t really compare the two
They should just make chairs you can reserve, but have it cost $5 per chair
M.C.Honey Rose I get what he’s saying, but I don’t think they are even comparable. There is so much more complexity to the mask/social distancing issue.
And as you can tell from Adande’s story, people definitely did care about getting their stuff removed by the pool staff. The act of him taking their stuff (albeit, without warning) resulted in the vast majority of people following the rules thereafter, which shows that people do take that seriously.
My man swooz great story man
It's crazy how much you have to go through just by changing one little thing in your day ! Respect bro 👊🏽👊🏽
I loved watching every second of this
I don't understand why people would just drop their stuff off then go somewhere else for 6 hours. Leave your stuff in the hotel or whatever.
That’s the point they’re just reserving seats and going back
@@KingOfBeasts1258 That’s some entitled behavior right there
@@snackeater4990 ikr
Same here. I’d be paranoid about my stuff vanishing.
They were trained that way. It became the social norm so even new guests did the same the next day, continuing the toxic behavior.
sWooZie: animates him snapping a check also sWooZie: puts in ass cheek clapping audio
Lolololol
@@swoozie Hey sWooZie love your content
Lol I was like what
I was like wooaaaahh what’s happening
Yeah
This is one of my favorite videos that you made
9:36 my favorite part 😂 LMAO
The He-Man shirt is making the vid a whole lot better
“Yo Aaron, can you bump AT? He about ta die!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is where i started combing the comment section bro
my man made my day with that
Bouta*
I laughed so hard
Honestly I would just love to meet him he's funny as hell and i love his stories
Nothing is more satisfying than hearing "i wanna speak to your manager" and saying "I AM the manager"
I was even sweating for you when you were talking about the body builder... 😳
My heart cannot deal w/ even the retelling of this story
sWooZie nice Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
😌
Let me clean this puddle of sweat from the floor now after hearing the story of dealing with the Terminator. I have been in your situation and felt your pain. Never fun to address, but you got through with kudos. So victory!
Yes
Swoozie: I swear to-
God: I’m watching you.
Swoozie: guard.
loll
Underrated comment
@@sheesh7106 very
@@sheesh7106 tbh😂
Thanks swoozie! I love your videos and I have a lot of memories watching them, I used your advice to tell my mom about somthing now I’m getting help for it! Keep your crown king 👑
Good advice. Needed to hear it. Keep it up!
As someone who works for retail, it is horrible how we have to follow the rule ‘customers are always right’ :|
As a supervisor, lol nope. If they're wrong, they're wrong. I'll do what I can to assist/fix the problem, but I don't subscribe to that philosophy. And if they get hostile, I will have them removed.
Karen’s be like: LeT mE tAlK tO yOUr mAnAgEr
My old manager would say " yeah that's not actually a real rule, it's something people heard on television and decided it should be true, I think that show was SpongeBob".
Whoever made that "rule" obviously never dealt with them.
@@AnimeWolf5193 the rule isn't meant to be all encompassing. It originally meant if the customer wants to buy a product from you, and you don't currently sell it, you should acquire it to sell to them in the future. ie, department stores adding new products.
We had the a similar problem at an old job of mine. People were putting their things on chairs which was preventing other people from sitting down so me and the guy I worked with started bringing anything unattended to the office. Some people complained about how I lost something of theirs that was expensive or irreplaceable and my boss would give them a free VIP pass (~$200 if I remember correctly). One day somebody said I lost their daughters iPhone so I asked them where they put it and they told me at the food cart. Well, fortunately we had cameras at the food cart so I told them I'd have somebody check to see who took the phone. As I was reaching for my radio to call security, they suddenly remembered where their daughters phone was. Before I left that night I checked the video and unsurprisingly there wasn't a phone anywhere in sight. From that point on anytime somebody complained about me losing something of theirs I would just say the magic words "I'll check the cameras" and they'd remember where it was
That's epic.
You rock! Love it when people are called on their bullshit.
Modern problems require modern solutions
and i was excited to get a job and start making money
Nice.
Also I love the Arnold voice it is so accurate!
Dude you did your job and did it well. Mad props bro... mad props
Karen: "I work for The New York Times and this man lost my bracelet"
Yeah, that was the only thing that triggered me in this entire story
It’s you again
...u spend to much time on youtube
But so do I
All around me I see familiar faces
Heyo!
How are you here dude
I didn't even read the "ft.young don." And i recognized his voice
Me too
Instantly
Me too bro
Me too Ong
“Hey AT” i love how high He sounds
this collab is so timeless 👑
Bro Universal Orlando is full of Karen's with 1 too many kids.
Damn!! This makes me want to be careful when going there when COVID is over with my family. Now that I know more about Karen’s I know how to be prepared. I did interact w/ one last summer but never realized it. We were minding our business & was telling us non sense about her saving dogs and assuming we were abusers. The next day we saw her again but I’m glad she didn’t notice us.
Man i really hope covid gets sorted by october cuz i want to go to universal halloween nights sooo bad
Nala yeah but sadly here in America so many white people only want to follow Trump not wearing a mask, being Karen’s/Kevin’s & not understanding the new law. Apparently I saw on Twitter that China no longer has COVID since mid May & is throwing a huge pool party
Welp I’m going to Disney then
@@cuttingham_1232 i don't think that's a good idea either. I wouldn't want to take a picture with a mask to remember also you can't interact with the characters. Also if you do want to go to the gift shop you're gonna have to wait an hour or more. I saw on this couples channel that has went there
"BRO is that Young Don!?!"
Pauses video, sees ft. Young Don
"MYYYY GGGGG"
The Phoenix Heart the sauce god
You already know bro I recognized his voice so quick that it was unavoidable
Yessir
I did the same thing 😂😂
LITERALLY ME, how did I miss his name in the title 😂
I’m so glad I found your channel
Yes, where I work we have the same problem on busy days. So they take chairs from the back and place them out along with tables. Like I see my team leads doing a whole layout for seats. It is hilarious they are doing interior decorating work for people to sit in a dry spot cuz water is leaking.
All of this could’ve been prevented if he would’ve put up a sign.
Goated pfp and name 🔥
How could he tho if that’s not his job
I was thinking the same thing
Bruh people cant even keep 6 feet apart and wear masks u think they gonna follow a sign. Only certain types of douchebags were claiming these chairs and saying fuck everybody else. Most people have common sense to know thats wrong. But people that feel entitled enough to do that definitley dont give a fuck about a sign. Just like they dont care about lyeing to get free stuff.
The Breakdown exactly, no one would follow it if they know they can get away with it
"Guests start calling me a towel naz-"
RUclips:* Ok now it's time for 5 long unskippable adds!*
Oof no ads popped up for me lol.
Their 2 ads are 15 seconds which is 30 seconds long and you can’t even skip it 😤😤😤
@
Ayyyy my boi the sauce god and the lifeguard swooz collabing
This is why places started putting up signs saying this establishment is not responsible for any lost, misplaced or stolen items
10:03 "Aaron can you bump AT? He bout to die" 💀💀
I love how he dedicated his shirt for that guy 😂
I'm happy that you got Employee Of The Quarter, but after all the work you put in and having to essentially do the manager's job (he shoulda been backing you up btw) you deserved Employee Of The Year.
I would've just made signs that said: "seats left for more than 30 minutes will be cleared".