This was 100% human trafficking. Everyone in the group randomly had a ton of money and super nice cars. Justine was ‘randomly’ an Uber driver despite having an expensive car to ‘meet new people’ They start ‘randomly’ giving suspicious drinks and everyone there is acting suspicious. They literally tried to force you to get in their car with them so you could go back to their house. This shit got me spooked👀
You really think so? I mean he lives in usa and is pretty well know youtuber so I kinda doubt.. but they def sound weird. Maybe they just wanted to bang him or something so bad lmao.. otherwise human trafficking sounds scary af. The more I read about it/ see docs etc it scares tf out of me as well. But this case shouldn’t have been one of those as also women are more likely to get trafficked etc. but definitely would have wanted to know what they wanted out of him (or who these people are)
@Brian i mean good for you but remember to smoke where no one is (even pets), and don't date, bc it'll be sad for your liver to have to have their spouse taken away from them so early
And on top of that, the rating that he is SO concerned about maintaining is a 4.8 😂 🍺 But then again, some Uber drivers are pretty harsh with the rating too 🤔
So she took you to a expensive restaurant first to see your reaction and check if you are worth robbing. Then immediately after took you to his gang and spent the whole evening trying to get an alibi from various strangers at the bar, since she's the first suspect after your disappearance. And since you didn't trust the drinks her friends were pouring you, they had to have her give you a spiked cocktail to get you to drink it. And off she goes to strengthen her alibi. They must have been so annoyed roofies didn't seem to have any effect on you for hours. So they tried to get you while sober. They even went as far as offering their carkeys to a guy that apparently had been drinking like a sponge all night.
@ya2pir2gojlr he's a RUclipsr he would be worth more. They were trying to give him unknown drinks multiple times. Then taking random women into rooms, they were prolly trafficking them. Then they insisted in trying to get him in the car and go to some unknown house. And how Justine kept disappearing...and remember that they asked was he drunk while giving him those unknown drinks..... He almost got trafficked.
@ya2pir2gojlr Or because he's attractive. And not necessarily just women, could also be men. And they'd likely get him hooked on some serious drugs so he'd never be cognizant enough to leave. He should go to the police and provide her picture and have her investigated. I don't think his fame had anything to do with it.
@@archiethegeezer7976 Fr to me they were just advanced taxis. At first I didn't even understand why Uber was a thing until I saw all the new features it has.
Smartest rule ever to not drink drinks that you didn't see get poured from the bottle, you neeeever know "Smells like roofies to me" (scary but hilarious) lmao!😂
If I ever run a bar, I’m going to make sure I have as many potted plants around as possible so people can dump their drinks in them if they feel uncomfortable 🌱👏
I love how they all knew you had alcohol in your system, they are willing to give you the keys to their car! Proud of you swoozie for not drinking and driving ❤️🙌🏻
When they first got to the club I was legit thinking “wait... who are these people again and why is Adande with them again?” 😂 he said when he’s suspicious he assesses the situation, I RUN.
@@okaykh-o5316 That's what the word "investigate" is for. It means to find out whether that's actually the case or not. However, it's very unlikely she's innocent.
@@Ablazeslinky492 ye there's 0 evidence of anything. Officer please these rich kids were trying to give me drinks at bar and let me drive their rich kids car while I told them i'm wasted af.
I want to know too, what ceo she was etc. also since he knows their names and they are so public I doubt if they traffic humans they would get exposed. If they don’t it’s time to expose them and investigate, because human trafficking is very serious...
@@casperr1299 With your parents help, you absolutely can. I heard a story on the news a long time ago about a kid that was between 10-12 (i dont remember) I think and he had an extremely successful business, but his parents were also very supportive. I think legally speaking, you need to have your parents be a partner or the temp owner until you're allowed to legally say you're the CEO.
I know you are a small child (probably) But sus means suspicious If for some reason you don’t know what suspicious is, look it up, sus is the short way to say suspicious.
That’s so scary, but also, Swoozie does a weirdly good job here modelling ways to get out of a situation like this. I don’t hear a lot of cis dudes who pay attention to that kind of thing but thank goodness he did!
@@tomkasjanowicz1654 so you think those rich cunts would give a drunk guy keys then proceed to ride next to him in a small ass coupe and risking their lives in the process?
honestly real talk. I love how u actually use ur head in situations like this and actually evaluate what the hell is going on. usually people ignore their gut instincts and roll with the punches but youre just like "the hell with all of u I don't wanna get peer pressured and die in some random persons house" 😂
It's because he is not white. POCs are always taught to go with your gut identifying it as more of a religious feeling, tho. Idk if I explained myself correctly
@@danielatoralvargas9566 I'd say it has nothing to do with race or religion, but if someone loved you growing up, hopefully they cared enough to tell you to listen to your gut instincts and hopefully you're not stubborn enough to ignore it. Have respect for yourself at least, if not for the person giving you that advice.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley maybe I'm having a very subjective POV, since I'm a Latina living in South America, and for me going with your gut is a POC thing, because white people usually do stupid things in this situations, in my not-at-all objective opinion, hope I'm not offending anyone, just my two cents regarding my experience
@@danielatoralvargas9566 It could be that tourist desire for something off the beaten path but I say there's a time and a place for everything. Here in the US, we don't hear too many great things that happen to tourists in South America and definitely not when you stray from the tourist areas, so I can understand your point of view.
Alright... this is the 3rd video I've seen and I'm hooked. I mean, I was hooked after the 1st one(game stop girl).. these are quite possibly the funniest stories I've ever not told myself! You, sir, have a new subscriber!
Ali -Having a $100,000 car. All of your “friends” do too. -Using Uber to “meet “ new people. -Going to a club and feeding him drinks and then asking if he’s drunk. -Justine going around getting girls information -Trying to have Swoozie get into a unknown vehicle of someone who’s also a stranger to go to an unknown home. All of this lead to human trafficking. Justine was rounding up girls, most likely getting them drunk, then coaxing them to go to an unknown home with her and her friends.
Alicia Brock I don’t get the part where she’s getting the other girls numbers but I was thinking more a gangbang or something 🤔 idk I can be right and I could be wrong...
Coming back to this, it’s insanely creepy what they did. They tried to roofie you and then the other guy legit was going to let you drive while drunk. Glad you came out of it alright Swoozie!
Damn, following all your stories over the years I can see how the Lord keeps providing, protecting, and blessing you. Who knows WHAT you avoided that night. Amen.
🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub or Sex Trafficking type shit: •Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names •Group of high class people •Justine getting girls for the house •Finds A black man •Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him •Going to an unknown house Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.
This guy is a Mac, and funny as af. I just started watching your videos. Love them. The fast food one was my first. And boom.... Hooked like it's verberbial crack. 🤣🤣
I know this is a light hearted video, but damn, yo, that scenario is actually really scary. I don't think there were murderous intentions there, but there are a bunch of ways where they could have easily and horribly exploited the situation against you. Makes you wonder how many times they've done this before and what they've gotten away with... :/
@Wedemboiz Tuned up I've been around a block or two, I definitely know how shitty this world is. I was just pointing out how scary the situation actually was vs the tone of the video lol
Yhea you got to be smart, me and some friends were riding in scooters in the city, and some guys joined us and I was like ok pretty normal lots of people just riding not really suspicious. But then they start taking the lead and the further we go the less people I see, then they start going towards a tunnel.... So me and my friend decided that we ain't about to die today, so we yeeted away from that situation
@@super_awsomecat6049 Bro, everything is screaming human trafficking. -All “friends” had 100k cars -Uber says she wants to “meet new people” with an uber, even though she’s “rich” and can “meet new people” with her “business” -Giving drinks to everyone, and asks Swoozie if he’s drunk -Insists that he gets into a car, with an unknown stranger, to go to an unknown place, but doesn’t let Swoozie call an uber -Uber driver is gone for 2 HOURS probably rounding up more girls There’s MUCH, MUCH more but do you see it now? Everything screams human trafficking. Also, they actually could’ve gotten these cars from other victims from the past.
I'm pretty sure they were meeting people. getting them drunk, taking them to their place, stealing their shit while they were intoxicated, selling/taking peoples things to buy expensive things i.e. the cars.
You could've used the information from your experience at the club to warn the police. If those suspicious actually were drugging women and taken them home to do God knows what, you had the chance to save them.
Okay, straight up, that was some creepypasta level shit 😨 but at the same time, I'm surprised he was able to just leave it at that. I would've done some investigating...at LEAST told the cops about it
stories like this are why i dont go out drinking even though im 23 and could my friend used to tell me "we need to ACT LIKE COLLEGE KIDS and go out and party more!" my group? we like to chill and watch movies (normally my place, i have a giant DVD collection) we ain't the partying types
RIP plant taking the shots for Swoozie 😂
ROTFLOL I'm dead
sWooZie like my comment
Fladoodle3456 that plant took one for the team
that poor plant
Plant got roofied
This was 100% human trafficking.
Everyone in the group randomly had a ton of money and super nice cars.
Justine was ‘randomly’ an Uber driver despite having an expensive car to ‘meet new people’
They start ‘randomly’ giving suspicious drinks and everyone there is acting suspicious.
They literally tried to force you to get in their car with them so you could go back to their house.
This shit got me spooked👀
Also Justine was "wrangling" girls. Yeah, either that or some human sacrifice kind of thing.
Im so glad Swoozie got out of that situation. I dont want to imagine what would happen if he went missing.
Should report her to the ops
You really think so? I mean he lives in usa and is pretty well know youtuber so I kinda doubt.. but they def sound weird. Maybe they just wanted to bang him or something so bad lmao.. otherwise human trafficking sounds scary af. The more I read about it/ see docs etc it scares tf out of me as well. But this case shouldn’t have been one of those as also women are more likely to get trafficked etc. but definitely would have wanted to know what they wanted out of him (or who these people are)
And the drinks
*”didn’t care if I offended them at this point”*
You know it’s real when u feel like that
6:33
“A girl that smokes cigarettes, an instant turn off” Swoozie 2019 AMEN girls (and guys ) take notes!
@Brian i mean good for you but remember to smoke where no one is (even pets), and don't date, bc it'll be sad for your liver to have to have their spouse taken away from them so early
@Brian not really
Brian ok cool guy, still gross
@@emwilson2861 Lol dont know many people who smoke cause it's cool unless you're 13. Dude clearly doesn't give a shit if you think its gross
Drew Menck YESS
I just love how his Uber rating is what he was worried about not the fact that he just heard his date was his Uber drivers wife😂
And on top of that, the rating that he is SO concerned about maintaining is a 4.8 😂 🍺 But then again, some Uber drivers are pretty harsh with the rating too 🤔
So true 😂😂😂
Priorities 😂😂
Wow it’s almost like that’s the joke
Shut up
So you're telling me that you took an uber to pick up an uber driver???
Braxton Durley I thought I was the only one thinking that
Fr lol
Braxton Durley they went to have drinks, you can’t drink and drive 🤦🏽♂️
Lol
Lmaoooo right
So she took you to a expensive restaurant first to see your reaction and check if you are worth robbing. Then immediately after took you to his gang and spent the whole evening trying to get an alibi from various strangers at the bar, since she's the first suspect after your disappearance. And since you didn't trust the drinks her friends were pouring you, they had to have her give you a spiked cocktail to get you to drink it. And off she goes to strengthen her alibi. They must have been so annoyed roofies didn't seem to have any effect on you for hours. So they tried to get you while sober. They even went as far as offering their carkeys to a guy that apparently had been drinking like a sponge all night.
That's such a scry thing to happen
What would have they planned to do in usual circumstances
Yall must stay in Arkansas 😂😂😂 any big city nigga knows this = a crazy orgy
You smart dude
Damn, I didn’t even realize the reason she gone was to solidify an alibi, Jesus that’s some scary shit man.
Swoozie Detector : Active
: Expensive car
: Unknown Drinks
: Expensive Food
: Unknown Location
Conditions Met :
Human Trafficking: *Plausible*
Hotel? Trivago.
Yeah I've seen too many horror movies they was gonna kidnapped him
They runnin a whole human trafficking business through Uber💀
Tru dat
@ya2pir2gojlr he's a RUclipsr he would be worth more. They were trying to give him unknown drinks multiple times. Then taking random women into rooms, they were prolly trafficking them. Then they insisted in trying to get him in the car and go to some unknown house. And how Justine kept disappearing...and remember that they asked was he drunk while giving him those unknown drinks..... He almost got trafficked.
@ya2pir2gojlr Or because he's attractive. And not necessarily just women, could also be men. And they'd likely get him hooked on some serious drugs so he'd never be cognizant enough to leave. He should go to the police and provide her picture and have her investigated. I don't think his fame had anything to do with it.
This could be a future SVU episode
SwooZie should submit a draft to the directors
i heard in i think it was "creepy uber stories" or something like that where there was a human trafficking scheme going on
It is actually really creepy what the people did, glad you went home instead and didn't drink their drinks!
Andrea Pare or else we wouldn’t b able to c anymore videos 🥺
Camy J it’s not about the videos, it’s about his safety as a person
@@lbspartyhouse8265 it's always about the videos
@@camyj769 WOW!!
@@lbspartyhouse8265 That’s true!
Props for swoozie for not titling this video: I TOOK MY UBER DRIVER ON A DATE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (HUMAN TRAFFICKING) (ALMOST GONE MISSING)
That wouldn't have been clickbait doe..
*Imjaystation joined the chat*
I would have actually preferred that
He deserves the + 5M views doe
@@smilesxo06 but it would've been trashy
“I’m getting sus vibes”
Swoozie is literally ahead of his time.
Amogus!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bruh he really was, heard him say sus and remembered this was in 2019
I mean, people said “that’s sus” or “hmm, suspicious” before Among Us existed
“Sus” was actually a term in the hiphop community LONG before among us popularized it. 😂
@@scottbenigno738 i been sayin sus since like 2017 lmao fym 😂 it aint new at allllLLLL
That whole thing sounded hella suspect. I would’ve dipped immediately if I was in that situation.
Swoozie is insane...
Yeah no kidding
I would be out as soon it was a club
Good place for too much commotion and no one to notice.
I woulda dipped when she started smoking
1k Like was me
That profile pic is me in that type of situation
"No alcohol for meeee..This is a Christian hotline..Byeeeeee." XD
Yennie Fer lol
Loved this line! 😂😂😂
This is a Christian Server..Bye 😅
Yennie Fer Ikr x3
Hahahahahaha, Lol
1995: don’t get into a car with strangers
2019: UbEr
EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!!!!
Not gonna lie, Uber is literally no different to taxis which have been around for ages so it's not just Uber.
@@archiethegeezer7976 Fr to me they were just advanced taxis. At first I didn't even understand why Uber was a thing until I saw all the new features it has.
I think its a little different when you factor in having the driver's information, and the driver passing a background check...
1995 : taxi
“Stupid question where’s Justine”
“Oh she’s getting more girls to bring to the house”
Kill bill sirens!!!!!!!
😂😂😂
Smartest rule ever to not drink drinks that you didn't see get poured from the bottle, you neeeever know
"Smells like roofies to me" (scary but hilarious) lmao!😂
how do you know the whole bottle isn't rooffied though?
Michael Ubarri too shay so pour sum for everybody
Only drink with people you trust and known for years. I mean any drink. I dont take water from people I dont too well.
Swoozie would've gone missing and we would've sat here wondering why he hasn't made any videos in 6 months lol
Nah, we would consider it to be normal.
@@ziadqahtani6663 Lmao true but I still take quality over quantity 🤷♂️
ItsDJ shoutout to blacksen
I think we can conclude her small business was trafficking
ItsDJ 1 thousandth like😬😐
If I ever run a bar, I’m going to make sure I have as many potted plants around as possible so people can dump their drinks in them if they feel uncomfortable 🌱👏
That's actually a really good idea lmao
They gone be drunk
444th like and 4th comment. Nice.
plant abuse
I went to Howlin Ray’s yesterday and I told them SWooZie sent me and 6 workers jumped me.
JT Castro 😂😂
Did they really? hahah
damn thas mad bro
Smells Drink👃🏾:
*“Smells like roofies to me”* 🥃🤨
Lmfaooooo 😂
CardiUno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He called a Uber to pick up a Uber driver 😂
Lmaoo
Oh the irony lol. Even MORE awkward that that other other Uber driver had relations with the first one lmao 😂
He got picked up by an uber driver he called an uber driver to pick up.
I couldn't get over that...lol
drinking. what else
sWooZie: 🧐
Justine: 😡
the Plant: ☠️
“Arybody in yo clique a CEO?”
I’m dying😂😂😂
The plant was probably the MVP of the club
w0W3s underrated comment lmfao
I was. Just about to say that!!!!
an immortal being damn only a year late
@@itsweasel2953 shu' up mate! 🤣🤣🤣
an immortal being lmao😂
“THATS MY WIFE!”
TOP TEN WTF ANIME PLOT TWISTS 🤣😂
Lmao!
Safe to say this man narrowly avoided some human trafficking thing
Yep
nope, organ harvesting for sure
@@kristins8438 organ harvesting is a type of human trafficking
I love how they all knew you had alcohol in your system, they are willing to give you the keys to their car!
Proud of you swoozie for not drinking and driving ❤️🙌🏻
No they thought he did. He didn’t drink anything if you watched the video
Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol
true af
This could’ve been a Horror/SVU Story if Swoozie went to the house. Thank Jesus he kept his eyes out
Brad Van omg some one should make an edit of that 😲
Double rooms
Imagine if they forced him to go
But what happened to Justine? Where did she go in the end? We want part 3!!
yees
Omnipotentbeastie
This video *is* Part Two.
He didn’t go tho, so this is basically it 🤷🏽♀️ I wanted to know wtf was going on too lol
Omnipotentbeastie
He knows her husband and you know he knows some stuff.
No we don't.
"Clearly this girl has expensive taste" really.... You'd think 100k cars would tip u off with that idea 😂🤣
When they first got to the club I was legit thinking “wait... who are these people again and why is Adande with them again?” 😂 he said when he’s suspicious he assesses the situation, I RUN.
This man really goes out here risking his life just to give us some juicy stories.
Respect.
@The Truth Bad day?
So... Anyone gonna call the cops to investigate on Justine and her comrades of rich AF traffickers?
DeathToBoredom no. She could literally be innocent of being a trafficker. Just report the stuff you know about.
@@okaykh-o5316 That's what the word "investigate" is for. It means to find out whether that's actually the case or not. However, it's very unlikely she's innocent.
Yeah fr if this is human trafficking it's pretty serious
There’s not a lot of evidence to go off of
@@Ablazeslinky492 ye there's 0 evidence of anything. Officer please these rich kids were trying to give me drinks at bar and let me drive their rich kids car while I told them i'm wasted af.
the fact he was more concerned about the star rating on uber had me dying
**"My shift is almost over so im swaying from side-to-side dance"**
Low Key that plant was getting WaStEd 😂
that plant possibly got drugged since that drink was possibly roofitted (insert Family Guy joke here)
Yay, a relevant meme. Cool! Topical!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The real question is what kind of businesses did this lady start up and is running. That's what I want to know.
Extremeredfox trafficking?
selling black people
I want to know too, what ceo she was etc. also since he knows their names and they are so public I doubt if they traffic humans they would get exposed. If they don’t it’s time to expose them and investigate, because human trafficking is very serious...
legally in the U.S she can't start up her own company like that at 15 so I call bullshit
@@casperr1299 With your parents help, you absolutely can. I heard a story on the news a long time ago about a kid that was between 10-12 (i dont remember) I think and he had an extremely successful business, but his parents were also very supportive. I think legally speaking, you need to have your parents be a partner or the temp owner until you're allowed to legally say you're the CEO.
SWooZie:”I start getting sus vibes”
SWooZie predicted among us
I know you are a small child (probably)
But sus means suspicious
If for some reason you don’t know what suspicious is, look it up, sus is the short way to say suspicious.
@@garry1089 I know you’re gonna be on r/wooosh because I was joking
“That is my wife” I wasssssss dead down laughing
Smart move ma dude. When strangers act too friendly like that definitely red flags are going off like a race track XD
Yeah too friendly and making him do things he didn't want to do.
Really bad
Really *_REALLY_* bad
I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!
LUCAS CERBINO fr
Agreed with this guy
I know right, maybe human trafficking? This shit is scary
I mean, if there was a part 3 it probably would have been on the news not youtube. I'm glad it ended with Adande making a smart decision
LUCAS CERBINO it was so good and interesting too
That’s so scary, but also, Swoozie does a weirdly good job here modelling ways to get out of a situation like this. I don’t hear a lot of cis dudes who pay attention to that kind of thing but thank goodness he did!
That Plant Is GoNe! 🌱🥃
Lmao that blockbuster girl cameo was amazing I was so weak 😭😂😂😭😭😂
🐈🐈🐈🐣🐤🐥🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐀🐓🐔🐁🐁🐁🐁
Uber Driver:
Swoozie: Fine I'll go out with you
Also this is legit terrifying. I am so glad God kept you safe!
"This is the Christian hotline byeeEEEEE" Dude SAME. Good on ya!
Who else thought that the first sec of the vid thought it was an ad😂
oml i did i was wondering where the skip ad button was 😂
Me lol
thats the first thing I thought when i started this video
Saneee
Me😂😂
That plant is having the time of its life.
Tiaran83 lmaooooooooo
That plant is more than deceased💀
Swoozie doing a spanish accent gets me all the time 😭
Damn that shit is scary. Glad you survived bro gotta be careful out there.
If you were supposed to be drunk. Why were you given the keys to the fancy car 😂
*that's* your problem with this whole scenario?
I recon they wanted maybe him to crash the car while drunk and get money out of him?
@@JonDoe-wk9qc I had a friend who passed away from getting hit by a drunk driver so it is quite a problem
Insurance fraud?
@@tomkasjanowicz1654 so you think those rich cunts would give a drunk guy keys then proceed to ride next to him in a small ass coupe and risking their lives in the process?
honestly real talk. I love how u actually use ur head in situations like this and actually evaluate what the hell is going on. usually people ignore their gut instincts and roll with the punches but youre just like "the hell with all of u I don't wanna get peer pressured and die in some random persons house" 😂
It's because he is not white. POCs are always taught to go with your gut identifying it as more of a religious feeling, tho. Idk if I explained myself correctly
@@danielatoralvargas9566 I'd say it has nothing to do with race or religion, but if someone loved you growing up, hopefully they cared enough to tell you to listen to your gut instincts and hopefully you're not stubborn enough to ignore it. Have respect for yourself at least, if not for the person giving you that advice.
Your comment is the same as mine. I'm so happy he pumped the brakes on that invite.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley maybe I'm having a very subjective POV, since I'm a Latina living in South America, and for me going with your gut is a POC thing, because white people usually do stupid things in this situations, in my not-at-all objective opinion, hope I'm not offending anyone, just my two cents regarding my experience
@@danielatoralvargas9566 It could be that tourist desire for something off the beaten path but I say there's a time and a place for everything. Here in the US, we don't hear too many great things that happen to tourists in South America and definitely not when you stray from the tourist areas, so I can understand your point of view.
Alright... this is the 3rd video I've seen and I'm hooked. I mean, I was hooked after the 1st one(game stop girl).. these are quite possibly the funniest stories I've ever not told myself!
You, sir, have a new subscriber!
“First of all, he says it like an assassin.”
This was human trafficking
Swoozie it's good you didn't listen
倒れた女王 -AT i have a question and I’m not really knowledgeable on this topic but how does one tell This was human trafficking?
Ali
-Having a $100,000 car. All of your “friends” do too.
-Using Uber to “meet “ new people.
-Going to a club and feeding him drinks and then asking if he’s drunk.
-Justine going around getting girls information
-Trying to have Swoozie get into a unknown vehicle of someone who’s also a stranger to go to an unknown home.
All of this lead to human trafficking. Justine was rounding up girls, most likely getting them drunk, then coaxing them to go to an unknown home with her and her friends.
Ali it’s not concrete evidence it’s trafficking it’s suspicious activity tho.
ANIME
Alicia Brock I don’t get the part where she’s getting the other girls numbers but I was thinking more a gangbang or something 🤔 idk I can be right and I could be wrong...
"I've seen Get out. Y'all ain't about to have me up there on the black man auction"
Coming back to this, it’s insanely creepy what they did. They tried to roofie you and then the other guy legit was going to let you drive while drunk.
Glad you came out of it alright Swoozie!
Damn, following all your stories over the years I can see how the Lord keeps providing, protecting, and blessing you.
Who knows WHAT you avoided that night.
Amen.
*Swoozie proves you’ve got a better chance of landing a date from using Uber than from Tinder*
ZayZay Toons might have to look into it then lol
Tinder has gotten me literally dozens of chicks.. It’s a numbers game my friend, hang in there..
@★ Froggie Animation ★ Calling them "chicks," apparently.
Depends on your area and appearance tbh
@@kotasports6659 thank you, you don't know how much you helped me lol
🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub or Sex Trafficking type shit:
•Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names
•Group of high class people
•Justine getting girls for the house
•Finds A black man
•Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him
•Going to an unknown house
Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.
What is SVU?
JustAlpha Law And Order Special Victims Unit
@Black Ninja Oh I see. I think I've heard of it.
That or human trafficking, in hoping this though
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This guy is a Mac, and funny as af. I just started watching your videos. Love them. The fast food one was my first. And boom.... Hooked like it's verberbial crack. 🤣🤣
0:41 That license plate number! xDD
"UCYIMD1" Slick, Swoozie, real slick.
who paid for dinner
did justice text you back
did you get to edit
These are all important questions, we need answers Adande!!😂
Things i learn in school: 1%
Things i learn on sWooZie's channel:99%
You have a terrible school
Or a terrific sWooZie
R/woooooooosh
random unknown person will you shut the hell up
@@strawsberys322 fed spam
@@strawsberys322 hello there are spam
Yo swoozie we need a second part to this !!
Swoozie is a very good observer of his surroundings which is very good. That shit can save your life
Swoozie almost got human trafficked lmao
Sounds super easy.
1.Go out.
2.Party.
3.Bring someone to an after-party
4. ...?
5. Human trafficking
0123vegeta
You forgot:
Get them drunk
Have expensive cars without a solid job
Insist and try anything to get them to come back to your place
Are we just going to ignore that they tried a kid napping attempt
Yes
Nap the kids
using 'tried' and 'attempt' in the same sentence was redundant
Your stories r freakin' great Swoozie!!!!
that was hilarious but scary in the end! love your story telling :D
I know this is a light hearted video, but damn, yo, that scenario is actually really scary. I don't think there were murderous intentions there, but there are a bunch of ways where they could have easily and horribly exploited the situation against you.
Makes you wonder how many times they've done this before and what they've gotten away with... :/
@Wedemboiz Tuned up I've been around a block or two, I definitely know how shitty this world is. I was just pointing out how scary the situation actually was vs the tone of the video lol
Yhea you got to be smart, me and some friends were riding in scooters in the city, and some guys joined us and I was like ok pretty normal lots of people just riding not really suspicious. But then they start taking the lead and the further we go the less people I see, then they start going towards a tunnel.... So me and my friend decided that we ain't about to die today, so we yeeted away from that situation
@@mauricioroldan5454 It's an evil world we live in
This had human trafficking written all over it.
How did you know
@@super_awsomecat6049 the 2 sus things were how they were tryna get him to drink and take him to a place he doesn’t know
@@super_awsomecat6049 Bro, everything is screaming human trafficking.
-All “friends” had 100k cars
-Uber says she wants to “meet new people” with an uber, even though she’s “rich” and can “meet new people” with her “business”
-Giving drinks to everyone, and asks Swoozie if he’s drunk
-Insists that he gets into a car, with an unknown stranger, to go to an unknown place, but doesn’t let Swoozie call an uber
-Uber driver is gone for 2 HOURS probably rounding up more girls
There’s MUCH, MUCH more but do you see it now? Everything screams human trafficking. Also, they actually could’ve gotten these cars from other victims from the past.
Same bruh
@@potatoboy549 damn
the only storytime videos i'll watch fr
I love yo vids swoozie 🤩
When the girl from Blockbuster called I cried from laughter!!
"This is a christian hotline baiiiii"
Bill Jensen
NOT TODAY SATAN! 🤣🤣
💪🏽💕
"that is justiiinee" best swoozie video like how do you get these crazy situations
I'm glad you're safe BUT ALSO I wish you'd gone to see what was up because that story would've been insaaaaane!
“smells like roofies to me ☺️” **pours into plant** 💀
Plant grows legs and walks away
TheGameing maddog
Plant returns with the cops, points and says, “That’s him, Officer.”
He gave that plant so many drinks I'm surprised it's still standing straight, lol
plant getting crunk
I'm pretty sure they were meeting people. getting them drunk, taking them to their place, stealing their shit while they were intoxicated, selling/taking peoples things to buy expensive things i.e. the cars.
Yeah but they'd have to have some pretty wealthy marks to be making that kind of cash. More likely human trafficking.
Ectojerk i mean everything makes sense though. They go after the people who are wearing nice shit and targeting them
@@JayTheArtistOfficial yeah but how would they explain the money
@cardib
@@azain7443 they don't
Swoozie you have to be making these things up 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
As soon as he said “The Abbey” 🤣
You could've used the information from your experience at the club to warn the police. If those suspicious actually were drugging women and taken them home to do God knows what, you had the chance to save them.
Are you danny gonzalez?
Donna Lee who’s that?
@@donnalee6884 why would he be danny Gonzalez
@@legoentertainment8750 who's that
@@onlyusingthistocomment8763 a youtuber
I know that poor plant started swaying like a palm tree after all them shots swoozie.
Lol
DEFINITELY a Hustlers situation. Ticks all the boxes. Did one of the girls happen to look like Constance Wu, J Lo, or Cardi B?
I love the video entirely but the callback to stacy from blockbuster at the beginning kills me every time XD
"Not today Satan!!" Dat had meh rollin
"You're driving around an 100k dollar car, but you're driving uber?"
Hey you've gotta break even somehow, alright?
Okay, straight up, that was some creepypasta level shit 😨 but at the same time, I'm surprised he was able to just leave it at that. I would've done some investigating...at LEAST told the cops about it
Lol I definitely rather watch swoozies stories to remind myself why I don't go out.
Strangers: *Mission failed we'll get him next time* 🍷
"Are u drunk?'.....GET OUT.....GET OUT
Sorry I'll getout
“It’s suuupper complicated “
Now how many times have I heard that🤔
"Smells like roofies to me"🤣🤣😍
"Zat is my wife!"
Me: OOOHHHH! 😯😬😨😶
Appreciated the ka-nowledge about how to avoid those roofies-and keepin’ real... I think they *_were trying to bring ya to a swinger party._*
Either that or they were trying to you know rape him.
@@MRLONG758 I feel like there's more efficient ways to rape someone, especially if you already have a group of people helping you.
@@Smashface_McBourbondick good point
Just ask them if they want sex instead of spending hundreds roofying their drinks
AlliandoX I agree with ya, but ya know how people can be crazy.
stories like this are why i dont go out drinking even though im 23 and could
my friend used to tell me "we need to ACT LIKE COLLEGE KIDS and go out and party more!"
my group? we like to chill and watch movies (normally my place, i have a giant DVD collection) we ain't the partying types