Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

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  • @Fladoodle3456
    @Fladoodle3456 5 лет назад +6448

    RIP plant taking the shots for Swoozie 😂

  • @robofirenoel6351
    @robofirenoel6351 5 лет назад +5255

    This was 100% human trafficking.
    Everyone in the group randomly had a ton of money and super nice cars.
    Justine was ‘randomly’ an Uber driver despite having an expensive car to ‘meet new people’
    They start ‘randomly’ giving suspicious drinks and everyone there is acting suspicious.
    They literally tried to force you to get in their car with them so you could go back to their house.
    This shit got me spooked👀

    • @greghannibal
      @greghannibal 5 лет назад +513

      Also Justine was "wrangling" girls. Yeah, either that or some human sacrifice kind of thing.

    • @bryane2514
      @bryane2514 5 лет назад +423

      Im so glad Swoozie got out of that situation. I dont want to imagine what would happen if he went missing.

    • @Z2Z9
      @Z2Z9 5 лет назад +227

      Should report her to the ops

    • @nightdiv
      @nightdiv 5 лет назад +114

      You really think so? I mean he lives in usa and is pretty well know youtuber so I kinda doubt.. but they def sound weird. Maybe they just wanted to bang him or something so bad lmao.. otherwise human trafficking sounds scary af. The more I read about it/ see docs etc it scares tf out of me as well. But this case shouldn’t have been one of those as also women are more likely to get trafficked etc. but definitely would have wanted to know what they wanted out of him (or who these people are)

    • @gangstamcducko4759
      @gangstamcducko4759 5 лет назад +9

      And the drinks

  • @truereviewsportsnews5692
    @truereviewsportsnews5692 3 года назад +782

    *”didn’t care if I offended them at this point”*
    You know it’s real when u feel like that

  • @economicinfo823
    @economicinfo823 4 года назад +1295

    6:33
    “A girl that smokes cigarettes, an instant turn off” Swoozie 2019 AMEN girls (and guys ) take notes!

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 4 года назад +50

      @Brian i mean good for you but remember to smoke where no one is (even pets), and don't date, bc it'll be sad for your liver to have to have their spouse taken away from them so early

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 4 года назад +46

      @Brian not really

    • @emwilson2861
      @emwilson2861 4 года назад +23

      Brian ok cool guy, still gross

    • @completelylucid7596
      @completelylucid7596 4 года назад +8

      @@emwilson2861 Lol dont know many people who smoke cause it's cool unless you're 13. Dude clearly doesn't give a shit if you think its gross

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 4 года назад +1

      Drew Menck YESS

  • @kennedykizer9538
    @kennedykizer9538 5 лет назад +3209

    I just love how his Uber rating is what he was worried about not the fact that he just heard his date was his Uber drivers wife😂

    • @RavenDots115
      @RavenDots115 5 лет назад +46

      And on top of that, the rating that he is SO concerned about maintaining is a 4.8 😂 🍺 But then again, some Uber drivers are pretty harsh with the rating too 🤔

    • @Flybird504
      @Flybird504 4 года назад +10

      So true 😂😂😂

    • @caseyhansen4467
      @caseyhansen4467 4 года назад +9

      Priorities 😂😂

    • @notsocooldude7720
      @notsocooldude7720 2 года назад

      Wow it’s almost like that’s the joke

    • @jacquemiskel8870
      @jacquemiskel8870 Год назад

      Shut up

  • @braxtondurley1995
    @braxtondurley1995 4 года назад +5092

    So you're telling me that you took an uber to pick up an uber driver???

  • @LostOnceLefthanded
    @LostOnceLefthanded 3 года назад +943

    So she took you to a expensive restaurant first to see your reaction and check if you are worth robbing. Then immediately after took you to his gang and spent the whole evening trying to get an alibi from various strangers at the bar, since she's the first suspect after your disappearance. And since you didn't trust the drinks her friends were pouring you, they had to have her give you a spiked cocktail to get you to drink it. And off she goes to strengthen her alibi. They must have been so annoyed roofies didn't seem to have any effect on you for hours. So they tried to get you while sober. They even went as far as offering their carkeys to a guy that apparently had been drinking like a sponge all night.

    • @fatguygetsmad6954
      @fatguygetsmad6954 3 года назад +94

      That's such a scry thing to happen

    • @nabeelhakeem3593
      @nabeelhakeem3593 3 года назад +19

      What would have they planned to do in usual circumstances

    • @doncorlllll
      @doncorlllll 3 года назад +29

      Yall must stay in Arkansas 😂😂😂 any big city nigga knows this = a crazy orgy

    • @vaughan1109
      @vaughan1109 2 года назад +4

      You smart dude

    • @maplesyrup1223
      @maplesyrup1223 2 года назад +57

      Damn, I didn’t even realize the reason she gone was to solidify an alibi, Jesus that’s some scary shit man.

  • @Epicvibes999
    @Epicvibes999 4 года назад +581

    Swoozie Detector : Active
    : Expensive car
    : Unknown Drinks
    : Expensive Food
    : Unknown Location
    Conditions Met :
    Human Trafficking: *Plausible*

    • @ryanahrens7416
      @ryanahrens7416 3 года назад +3

      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I've seen too many horror movies they was gonna kidnapped him

  • @tryyhard3805
    @tryyhard3805 5 лет назад +2004

    They runnin a whole human trafficking business through Uber💀

    • @trinitygreen2842
      @trinitygreen2842 5 лет назад +4

      Tru dat

    • @trinitygreen2842
      @trinitygreen2842 5 лет назад +90

      @ya2pir2gojlr he's a RUclipsr he would be worth more. They were trying to give him unknown drinks multiple times. Then taking random women into rooms, they were prolly trafficking them. Then they insisted in trying to get him in the car and go to some unknown house. And how Justine kept disappearing...and remember that they asked was he drunk while giving him those unknown drinks..... He almost got trafficked.

    • @aesthera.
      @aesthera. 5 лет назад +63

      @ya2pir2gojlr Or because he's attractive. And not necessarily just women, could also be men. And they'd likely get him hooked on some serious drugs so he'd never be cognizant enough to leave. He should go to the police and provide her picture and have her investigated. I don't think his fame had anything to do with it.

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 5 лет назад +9

      This could be a future SVU episode
      SwooZie should submit a draft to the directors

    • @RnB4Music
      @RnB4Music 5 лет назад +15

      i heard in i think it was "creepy uber stories" or something like that where there was a human trafficking scheme going on

  • @andreapare4453
    @andreapare4453 5 лет назад +3904

    It is actually really creepy what the people did, glad you went home instead and didn't drink their drinks!

    • @camyj769
      @camyj769 5 лет назад +23

      Andrea Pare or else we wouldn’t b able to c anymore videos 🥺

    • @lbspartyhouse8265
      @lbspartyhouse8265 3 года назад +58

      Camy J it’s not about the videos, it’s about his safety as a person

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Год назад +2

      @@lbspartyhouse8265 it's always about the videos

    • @williamtran3208
      @williamtran3208 Год назад +2

      @@camyj769 WOW!!

    • @williamtran3208
      @williamtran3208 Год назад +1

      @@lbspartyhouse8265 That’s true!

  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 4 года назад +1118

    Props for swoozie for not titling this video: I TOOK MY UBER DRIVER ON A DATE (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (HUMAN TRAFFICKING) (ALMOST GONE MISSING)

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 4 года назад +63

      That wouldn't have been clickbait doe..

    • @cloraxbleach6310
      @cloraxbleach6310 4 года назад +22

      *Imjaystation joined the chat*

    • @trapgodnah9022
      @trapgodnah9022 3 года назад +10

      I would have actually preferred that

    • @eliaskimon
      @eliaskimon 3 года назад +4

      He deserves the + 5M views doe

    • @sadcrab9125
      @sadcrab9125 2 года назад

      @@smilesxo06 but it would've been trashy

  • @bandits1613
    @bandits1613 3 года назад +377

    “I’m getting sus vibes”
    Swoozie is literally ahead of his time.

    • @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich
      @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich 3 года назад +11

      Amogus!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scottbenigno738
      @scottbenigno738 2 года назад +9

      bruh he really was, heard him say sus and remembered this was in 2019

    • @paladinporkchop
      @paladinporkchop 2 года назад +14

      I mean, people said “that’s sus” or “hmm, suspicious” before Among Us existed

    • @cwcpants140
      @cwcpants140 2 года назад +14

      “Sus” was actually a term in the hiphop community LONG before among us popularized it. 😂

    • @cwcpants140
      @cwcpants140 2 года назад +5

      @@scottbenigno738 i been sayin sus since like 2017 lmao fym 😂 it aint new at allllLLLL

  • @tinktink360
    @tinktink360 5 лет назад +2621

    That whole thing sounded hella suspect. I would’ve dipped immediately if I was in that situation.

    • @bigmanguyfella9386
      @bigmanguyfella9386 5 лет назад +21

      Swoozie is insane...

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun 5 лет назад +43

      Yeah no kidding
      I would be out as soon it was a club
      Good place for too much commotion and no one to notice.

    • @urmomsuber2397
      @urmomsuber2397 5 лет назад +41

      I woulda dipped when she started smoking

    • @5ivestar65
      @5ivestar65 5 лет назад +1

      1k Like was me

    • @Ars_Arcanum
      @Ars_Arcanum 5 лет назад +7

      That profile pic is me in that type of situation

  • @YennieFer
    @YennieFer 5 лет назад +4694

    "No alcohol for meeee..This is a Christian hotline..Byeeeeee." XD

  • @Frustratiing
    @Frustratiing 4 года назад +564

    1995: don’t get into a car with strangers
    2019: UbEr

    • @NERDANANZI
      @NERDANANZI 4 года назад +10

      EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!!!!

    • @archiethegeezer7976
      @archiethegeezer7976 3 года назад +8

      Not gonna lie, Uber is literally no different to taxis which have been around for ages so it's not just Uber.

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 3 года назад +6

      @@archiethegeezer7976 Fr to me they were just advanced taxis. At first I didn't even understand why Uber was a thing until I saw all the new features it has.

    • @bryanhawkins9418
      @bryanhawkins9418 3 года назад +4

      I think its a little different when you factor in having the driver's information, and the driver passing a background check...

    • @Edward_prada
      @Edward_prada 3 года назад +1

      1995 : taxi

  • @anthanyingram3333
    @anthanyingram3333 3 года назад +521

    “Stupid question where’s Justine”
    “Oh she’s getting more girls to bring to the house”
    Kill bill sirens!!!!!!!

  • @PearlGurl14
    @PearlGurl14 5 лет назад +2974

    Smartest rule ever to not drink drinks that you didn't see get poured from the bottle, you neeeever know
    "Smells like roofies to me" (scary but hilarious) lmao!😂

    • @michaelubarri847
      @michaelubarri847 4 года назад +20

      how do you know the whole bottle isn't rooffied though?

    • @raindrop9314
      @raindrop9314 3 года назад +10

      Michael Ubarri too shay so pour sum for everybody

    • @computernerd8157
      @computernerd8157 2 года назад +3

      Only drink with people you trust and known for years. I mean any drink. I dont take water from people I dont too well.

  • @DJvsEverybody
    @DJvsEverybody 5 лет назад +6079

    Swoozie would've gone missing and we would've sat here wondering why he hasn't made any videos in 6 months lol

    • @ziadqahtani6663
      @ziadqahtani6663 5 лет назад +309

      Nah, we would consider it to be normal.

    • @alisalpha
      @alisalpha 5 лет назад +100

      @@ziadqahtani6663 Lmao true but I still take quality over quantity 🤷‍♂️

    • @nathanmugari9531
      @nathanmugari9531 5 лет назад +9

      ItsDJ shoutout to blacksen

    • @Bsalais15
      @Bsalais15 5 лет назад +82

      I think we can conclude her small business was trafficking

    • @aidanfoley3263
      @aidanfoley3263 5 лет назад +2

      ItsDJ 1 thousandth like😬😐

  • @bakafangirl5838
    @bakafangirl5838 3 года назад +613

    If I ever run a bar, I’m going to make sure I have as many potted plants around as possible so people can dump their drinks in them if they feel uncomfortable 🌱👏

  • @iFanominul
    @iFanominul 4 года назад +243

    I went to Howlin Ray’s yesterday and I told them SWooZie sent me and 6 workers jumped me.

  • @DavidFarquharsonPhotography
    @DavidFarquharsonPhotography 5 лет назад +1031

    Smells Drink👃🏾:
    *“Smells like roofies to me”* 🥃🤨
    Lmfaooooo 😂

    • @okthen3397
      @okthen3397 5 лет назад +2

      CardiUno 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nataliasanchez5389
    @nataliasanchez5389 5 лет назад +1825

    He called a Uber to pick up a Uber driver 😂

    • @chelseabruh4346
      @chelseabruh4346 5 лет назад +6

      Lmaoo

    • @Superfan109
      @Superfan109 5 лет назад +33

      Oh the irony lol. Even MORE awkward that that other other Uber driver had relations with the first one lmao 😂

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 5 лет назад +15

      He got picked up by an uber driver he called an uber driver to pick up.

    • @courtneyhayes6597
      @courtneyhayes6597 5 лет назад

      I couldn't get over that...lol

    • @cameronmcfadden6520
      @cameronmcfadden6520 5 лет назад

      drinking. what else

  • @brettmillerlive
    @brettmillerlive 3 года назад +90

    sWooZie: 🧐
    Justine: 😡
    the Plant: ☠️

  • @spookyninja1261
    @spookyninja1261 3 года назад +121

    “Arybody in yo clique a CEO?”
    I’m dying😂😂😂

  • @jonn3124
    @jonn3124 5 лет назад +2869

    The plant was probably the MVP of the club

    • @zorsti
      @zorsti 4 года назад +14

      w0W3s underrated comment lmfao

    • @animmortalbeing2905
      @animmortalbeing2905 3 года назад +6

      I was. Just about to say that!!!!

    • @itsweasel2953
      @itsweasel2953 3 года назад +6

      an immortal being damn only a year late

    • @animmortalbeing2905
      @animmortalbeing2905 3 года назад +6

      @@itsweasel2953 shu' up mate! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sthu.Trill16
      @Sthu.Trill16 3 года назад +1

      an immortal being lmao😂

  • @BoiZee
    @BoiZee 5 лет назад +939

    “THATS MY WIFE!”
    TOP TEN WTF ANIME PLOT TWISTS 🤣😂

  • @tonkofwisdom3788
    @tonkofwisdom3788 3 года назад +99

    Safe to say this man narrowly avoided some human trafficking thing

    • @caughtin144p7
      @caughtin144p7 2 года назад

      Yep

    • @kristins8438
      @kristins8438 2 года назад

      nope, organ harvesting for sure

    • @Riarouge
      @Riarouge 2 года назад

      @@kristins8438 organ harvesting is a type of human trafficking

  • @francheskas5233
    @francheskas5233 4 года назад +116

    I love how they all knew you had alcohol in your system, they are willing to give you the keys to their car!
    Proud of you swoozie for not drinking and driving ❤️🙌🏻

    • @anakinskywalker3672
      @anakinskywalker3672 2 года назад +4

      No they thought he did. He didn’t drink anything if you watched the video

  • @bradvan8156
    @bradvan8156 5 лет назад +2339

    Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol

    • @Justin_Jnado
      @Justin_Jnado 5 лет назад +21

      true af

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 5 лет назад +58

      This could’ve been a Horror/SVU Story if Swoozie went to the house. Thank Jesus he kept his eyes out

    • @skyesc3075
      @skyesc3075 5 лет назад +5

      Brad Van omg some one should make an edit of that 😲

    • @OGrandomunknownperson
      @OGrandomunknownperson 4 года назад

      Double rooms

    • @nabeelhakeem3593
      @nabeelhakeem3593 3 года назад +2

      Imagine if they forced him to go

  • @Infernoflameblast
    @Infernoflameblast 5 лет назад +3235

    But what happened to Justine? Where did she go in the end? We want part 3!!

    • @ft.myself2894
      @ft.myself2894 5 лет назад +2

      yees

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 5 лет назад +41

      Omnipotentbeastie
      This video *is* Part Two.

    • @nniikunz
      @nniikunz 5 лет назад +107

      He didn’t go tho, so this is basically it 🤷🏽‍♀️ I wanted to know wtf was going on too lol

    • @DC...
      @DC... 5 лет назад +26

      Omnipotentbeastie
      He knows her husband and you know he knows some stuff.

    • @846368846368
      @846368846368 5 лет назад

      No we don't.

  • @tyuk17
    @tyuk17 4 года назад +69

    "Clearly this girl has expensive taste" really.... You'd think 100k cars would tip u off with that idea 😂🤣

  • @annabambamjerky
    @annabambamjerky 4 года назад +59

    When they first got to the club I was legit thinking “wait... who are these people again and why is Adande with them again?” 😂 he said when he’s suspicious he assesses the situation, I RUN.

  • @brennanb6001
    @brennanb6001 5 лет назад +1112

    This man really goes out here risking his life just to give us some juicy stories.
    Respect.

  • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
    @RecordToDeathToBoredom 4 года назад +2966

    So... Anyone gonna call the cops to investigate on Justine and her comrades of rich AF traffickers?

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 4 года назад +41

      DeathToBoredom no. She could literally be innocent of being a trafficker. Just report the stuff you know about.

    • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
      @RecordToDeathToBoredom 4 года назад +293

      @@okaykh-o5316 That's what the word "investigate" is for. It means to find out whether that's actually the case or not. However, it's very unlikely she's innocent.

    • @Neanzo
      @Neanzo 4 года назад +89

      Yeah fr if this is human trafficking it's pretty serious

    • @Ablazeslinky492
      @Ablazeslinky492 4 года назад +23

      There’s not a lot of evidence to go off of

    • @LostOnceLefthanded
      @LostOnceLefthanded 3 года назад +27

      @@Ablazeslinky492 ye there's 0 evidence of anything. Officer please these rich kids were trying to give me drinks at bar and let me drive their rich kids car while I told them i'm wasted af.

  • @TheDAExperience
    @TheDAExperience 4 года назад +16

    the fact he was more concerned about the star rating on uber had me dying

  • @PatrioticImposter
    @PatrioticImposter 3 года назад +39

    **"My shift is almost over so im swaying from side-to-side dance"**

  • @xrp.porsche
    @xrp.porsche 5 лет назад +850

    Low Key that plant was getting WaStEd 😂

    • @switchfan9471
      @switchfan9471 5 лет назад +11

      that plant possibly got drugged since that drink was possibly roofitted (insert Family Guy joke here)

    • @by3pest
      @by3pest 5 лет назад +1

      Yay, a relevant meme. Cool! Topical!

    • @kainznathan5921
      @kainznathan5921 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Extremeredfox
    @Extremeredfox 5 лет назад +1630

    The real question is what kind of businesses did this lady start up and is running. That's what I want to know.

    • @skrubby160
      @skrubby160 5 лет назад +184

      Extremeredfox trafficking?

    • @markomav
      @markomav 5 лет назад +146

      selling black people

    • @nightdiv
      @nightdiv 5 лет назад +47

      I want to know too, what ceo she was etc. also since he knows their names and they are so public I doubt if they traffic humans they would get exposed. If they don’t it’s time to expose them and investigate, because human trafficking is very serious...

    • @casperr1299
      @casperr1299 5 лет назад +25

      legally in the U.S she can't start up her own company like that at 15 so I call bullshit

    • @TinyAndFluffy
      @TinyAndFluffy 5 лет назад +13

      @@casperr1299 With your parents help, you absolutely can. I heard a story on the news a long time ago about a kid that was between 10-12 (i dont remember) I think and he had an extremely successful business, but his parents were also very supportive. I think legally speaking, you need to have your parents be a partner or the temp owner until you're allowed to legally say you're the CEO.

  • @juniorbunior142
    @juniorbunior142 3 года назад +25

    SWooZie:”I start getting sus vibes”
    SWooZie predicted among us

    • @garry1089
      @garry1089 3 года назад

      I know you are a small child (probably)
      But sus means suspicious
      If for some reason you don’t know what suspicious is, look it up, sus is the short way to say suspicious.

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 3 года назад +3

      @@garry1089 I know you’re gonna be on r/wooosh because I was joking

  • @sherlynalarcon6970
    @sherlynalarcon6970 4 года назад +21

    “That is my wife” I wasssssss dead down laughing

  • @manimations7007
    @manimations7007 5 лет назад +655

    Smart move ma dude. When strangers act too friendly like that definitely red flags are going off like a race track XD

    • @HackersSun
      @HackersSun 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah too friendly and making him do things he didn't want to do.
      Really bad
      Really *_REALLY_* bad

  • @lucascerbino1419
    @lucascerbino1419 5 лет назад +4340

    I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!

    • @jackcook7415
      @jackcook7415 5 лет назад +20

      LUCAS CERBINO fr

    • @inqwell4007
      @inqwell4007 4 года назад +24

      Agreed with this guy

    • @InfinityReptar
      @InfinityReptar 4 года назад +107

      I know right, maybe human trafficking? This shit is scary

    • @8LiterallyJustTheNumber8
      @8LiterallyJustTheNumber8 4 года назад +138

      I mean, if there was a part 3 it probably would have been on the news not youtube. I'm glad it ended with Adande making a smart decision

    • @dauvone.5772
      @dauvone.5772 4 года назад +2

      LUCAS CERBINO it was so good and interesting too

  • @thaddeuscramer2312
    @thaddeuscramer2312 2 года назад +25

    That’s so scary, but also, Swoozie does a weirdly good job here modelling ways to get out of a situation like this. I don’t hear a lot of cis dudes who pay attention to that kind of thing but thank goodness he did!

  • @KaizoKen
    @KaizoKen 4 года назад +38

    That Plant Is GoNe! 🌱🥃

  • @LayLowandBeEazy
    @LayLowandBeEazy 5 лет назад +938

    Lmao that blockbuster girl cameo was amazing I was so weak 😭😂😂😭😭😂

  • @AmigoRigo
    @AmigoRigo 5 лет назад +978

    Uber Driver:
    Swoozie: Fine I'll go out with you

  • @CC-xi1hg
    @CC-xi1hg 4 года назад +67

    Also this is legit terrifying. I am so glad God kept you safe!

  • @CC-xi1hg
    @CC-xi1hg 4 года назад +53

    "This is the Christian hotline byeeEEEEE" Dude SAME. Good on ya!

  • @Silppy
    @Silppy 5 лет назад +1630

    Who else thought that the first sec of the vid thought it was an ad😂

    • @MCCUBED
      @MCCUBED 5 лет назад +9

      oml i did i was wondering where the skip ad button was 😂

    • @mobilmaster2453
      @mobilmaster2453 5 лет назад +2

      Me lol

    • @ashlyalex7396
      @ashlyalex7396 5 лет назад +3

      thats the first thing I thought when i started this video

    • @zezeh5433
      @zezeh5433 5 лет назад +1

      Saneee

    • @Auntieimp
      @Auntieimp 5 лет назад +1

      Me😂😂

  • @tiaran83
    @tiaran83 5 лет назад +273

    That plant is having the time of its life.

    • @ColeTheUniverse
      @ColeTheUniverse 5 лет назад +4

      Tiaran83 lmaooooooooo

    • @iyana9215
      @iyana9215 5 лет назад +2

      That plant is more than deceased💀

  • @truiswn
    @truiswn 4 года назад +12

    Swoozie doing a spanish accent gets me all the time 😭

  • @pinstripecool34
    @pinstripecool34 4 года назад +10

    Damn that shit is scary. Glad you survived bro gotta be careful out there.

  • @princessof96
    @princessof96 5 лет назад +1417

    If you were supposed to be drunk. Why were you given the keys to the fancy car 😂

    • @JonDoe-wk9qc
      @JonDoe-wk9qc 5 лет назад +154

      *that's* your problem with this whole scenario?

    • @tomkasjanowicz1654
      @tomkasjanowicz1654 5 лет назад +26

      I recon they wanted maybe him to crash the car while drunk and get money out of him?

    • @sarenaa1307
      @sarenaa1307 5 лет назад +19

      @@JonDoe-wk9qc I had a friend who passed away from getting hit by a drunk driver so it is quite a problem

    • @scifikoala
      @scifikoala 5 лет назад +9

      Insurance fraud?

    • @charlieshin9868
      @charlieshin9868 5 лет назад +14

      @@tomkasjanowicz1654 so you think those rich cunts would give a drunk guy keys then proceed to ride next to him in a small ass coupe and risking their lives in the process?

  • @sarah_oz
    @sarah_oz 5 лет назад +781

    honestly real talk. I love how u actually use ur head in situations like this and actually evaluate what the hell is going on. usually people ignore their gut instincts and roll with the punches but youre just like "the hell with all of u I don't wanna get peer pressured and die in some random persons house" 😂

    • @danielatoralvargas9566
      @danielatoralvargas9566 5 лет назад +15

      It's because he is not white. POCs are always taught to go with your gut identifying it as more of a religious feeling, tho. Idk if I explained myself correctly

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 лет назад +7

      @@danielatoralvargas9566 I'd say it has nothing to do with race or religion, but if someone loved you growing up, hopefully they cared enough to tell you to listen to your gut instincts and hopefully you're not stubborn enough to ignore it. Have respect for yourself at least, if not for the person giving you that advice.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 лет назад +2

      Your comment is the same as mine. I'm so happy he pumped the brakes on that invite.

    • @danielatoralvargas9566
      @danielatoralvargas9566 5 лет назад

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley maybe I'm having a very subjective POV, since I'm a Latina living in South America, and for me going with your gut is a POC thing, because white people usually do stupid things in this situations, in my not-at-all objective opinion, hope I'm not offending anyone, just my two cents regarding my experience

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 лет назад

      @@danielatoralvargas9566 It could be that tourist desire for something off the beaten path but I say there's a time and a place for everything. Here in the US, we don't hear too many great things that happen to tourists in South America and definitely not when you stray from the tourist areas, so I can understand your point of view.

  • @KD_311
    @KD_311 4 года назад +1

    Alright... this is the 3rd video I've seen and I'm hooked. I mean, I was hooked after the 1st one(game stop girl).. these are quite possibly the funniest stories I've ever not told myself!
    You, sir, have a new subscriber!

  • @nicholass.6384
    @nicholass.6384 4 года назад +11

    “First of all, he says it like an assassin.”

  • @hiddenangelcake
    @hiddenangelcake 5 лет назад +934

    This was human trafficking
    Swoozie it's good you didn't listen

    • @Icarus975
      @Icarus975 4 года назад +9

      倒れた女王 -AT i have a question and I’m not really knowledgeable on this topic but how does one tell This was human trafficking?

    • @lele-tc9gg
      @lele-tc9gg 4 года назад +111

      Ali
      -Having a $100,000 car. All of your “friends” do too.
      -Using Uber to “meet “ new people.
      -Going to a club and feeding him drinks and then asking if he’s drunk.
      -Justine going around getting girls information
      -Trying to have Swoozie get into a unknown vehicle of someone who’s also a stranger to go to an unknown home.
      All of this lead to human trafficking. Justine was rounding up girls, most likely getting them drunk, then coaxing them to go to an unknown home with her and her friends.

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 4 года назад +51

      Ali it’s not concrete evidence it’s trafficking it’s suspicious activity tho.

    • @user-zx4fk2qe8w
      @user-zx4fk2qe8w 3 года назад

      ANIME

    • @RyanGosling6
      @RyanGosling6 3 года назад +6

      Alicia Brock I don’t get the part where she’s getting the other girls numbers but I was thinking more a gangbang or something 🤔 idk I can be right and I could be wrong...

  • @yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041
    @yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041 5 лет назад +393

    "I've seen Get out. Y'all ain't about to have me up there on the black man auction"

  • @MrSlendyMannn
    @MrSlendyMannn 7 месяцев назад +1

    Coming back to this, it’s insanely creepy what they did. They tried to roofie you and then the other guy legit was going to let you drive while drunk.
    Glad you came out of it alright Swoozie!

  • @jrunnels04
    @jrunnels04 3 года назад +16

    Damn, following all your stories over the years I can see how the Lord keeps providing, protecting, and blessing you.
    Who knows WHAT you avoided that night.
    Amen.

  • @zayzay9922
    @zayzay9922 5 лет назад +606

    *Swoozie proves you’ve got a better chance of landing a date from using Uber than from Tinder*

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 лет назад +3

      ZayZay Toons might have to look into it then lol

    • @kotasports6659
      @kotasports6659 5 лет назад +7

      Tinder has gotten me literally dozens of chicks.. It’s a numbers game my friend, hang in there..

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 5 лет назад +2

      @★ Froggie Animation ★ Calling them "chicks," apparently.

    • @brandonlawrence8077
      @brandonlawrence8077 5 лет назад +2

      Depends on your area and appearance tbh

    • @velocity3293
      @velocity3293 5 лет назад +1

      @@kotasports6659 thank you, you don't know how much you helped me lol

  • @switchfan9471
    @switchfan9471 5 лет назад +513

    🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub or Sex Trafficking type shit:
    •Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names
    •Group of high class people
    •Justine getting girls for the house
    •Finds A black man
    •Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him
    •Going to an unknown house
    Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.

  • @christopherhobbs3080
    @christopherhobbs3080 2 года назад

    This guy is a Mac, and funny as af. I just started watching your videos. Love them. The fast food one was my first. And boom.... Hooked like it's verberbial crack. 🤣🤣

  • @brandonphillips7224
    @brandonphillips7224 4 года назад +6

    0:41 That license plate number! xDD
    "UCYIMD1" Slick, Swoozie, real slick.

  • @caitlynwilliams2546
    @caitlynwilliams2546 5 лет назад +302

    who paid for dinner
    did justice text you back
    did you get to edit

  • @CroexPlayz
    @CroexPlayz 5 лет назад +766

    Things i learn in school: 1%
    Things i learn on sWooZie's channel:99%

  • @AngelMendoza-um8pm
    @AngelMendoza-um8pm 4 года назад

    Yo swoozie we need a second part to this !!

  • @diane_enaid458
    @diane_enaid458 4 года назад +4

    Swoozie is a very good observer of his surroundings which is very good. That shit can save your life

  • @TYfariguy
    @TYfariguy 5 лет назад +267

    Swoozie almost got human trafficked lmao

    • @0123vegeta
      @0123vegeta 5 лет назад +4

      Sounds super easy.
      1.Go out.
      2.Party.
      3.Bring someone to an after-party
      4. ...?
      5. Human trafficking

    • @quincykyng
      @quincykyng 5 лет назад +1

      0123vegeta
      You forgot:
      Get them drunk
      Have expensive cars without a solid job
      Insist and try anything to get them to come back to your place

  • @ArkFisted
    @ArkFisted 5 лет назад +840

    Are we just going to ignore that they tried a kid napping attempt

    • @creyen139
      @creyen139 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @antoxic2470
      @antoxic2470 5 лет назад +2

      Nap the kids

    • @penamena5238
      @penamena5238 5 лет назад +3

      using 'tried' and 'attempt' in the same sentence was redundant

  • @carloshuertas8101
    @carloshuertas8101 4 года назад

    Your stories r freakin' great Swoozie!!!!

  • @amzytalks2903
    @amzytalks2903 4 года назад +2

    that was hilarious but scary in the end! love your story telling :D

  • @DJSkunkieButt
    @DJSkunkieButt 5 лет назад +369

    I know this is a light hearted video, but damn, yo, that scenario is actually really scary. I don't think there were murderous intentions there, but there are a bunch of ways where they could have easily and horribly exploited the situation against you.
    Makes you wonder how many times they've done this before and what they've gotten away with... :/

    • @DJSkunkieButt
      @DJSkunkieButt 5 лет назад +6

      @Wedemboiz Tuned up I've been around a block or two, I definitely know how shitty this world is. I was just pointing out how scary the situation actually was vs the tone of the video lol

    • @mauricioroldan5454
      @mauricioroldan5454 5 лет назад +4

      Yhea you got to be smart, me and some friends were riding in scooters in the city, and some guys joined us and I was like ok pretty normal lots of people just riding not really suspicious. But then they start taking the lead and the further we go the less people I see, then they start going towards a tunnel.... So me and my friend decided that we ain't about to die today, so we yeeted away from that situation

    • @ek400lux3
      @ek400lux3 5 лет назад +3

      @@mauricioroldan5454 It's an evil world we live in

  • @joshuaspath6923
    @joshuaspath6923 5 лет назад +231

    This had human trafficking written all over it.

    • @super_awsomecat6049
      @super_awsomecat6049 3 года назад +1

      How did you know

    • @cultok
      @cultok 3 года назад +5

      @@super_awsomecat6049 the 2 sus things were how they were tryna get him to drink and take him to a place he doesn’t know

    • @potatoboy549
      @potatoboy549 3 года назад +27

      @@super_awsomecat6049 Bro, everything is screaming human trafficking.
      -All “friends” had 100k cars
      -Uber says she wants to “meet new people” with an uber, even though she’s “rich” and can “meet new people” with her “business”
      -Giving drinks to everyone, and asks Swoozie if he’s drunk
      -Insists that he gets into a car, with an unknown stranger, to go to an unknown place, but doesn’t let Swoozie call an uber
      -Uber driver is gone for 2 HOURS probably rounding up more girls
      There’s MUCH, MUCH more but do you see it now? Everything screams human trafficking. Also, they actually could’ve gotten these cars from other victims from the past.

    • @TooMischief
      @TooMischief 3 года назад

      Same bruh

    • @jvauxholder651
      @jvauxholder651 3 года назад

      @@potatoboy549 damn

  • @slchld.
    @slchld. 4 года назад

    the only storytime videos i'll watch fr

  • @redjaysniper
    @redjaysniper 4 года назад +2

    I love yo vids swoozie 🤩

  • @CharisMarieTV
    @CharisMarieTV 5 лет назад +271

    When the girl from Blockbuster called I cried from laughter!!

  • @sophiainthestars6748
    @sophiainthestars6748 5 лет назад +297

    "This is a christian hotline baiiiii"

  • @parker_smith72
    @parker_smith72 3 года назад +2

    "that is justiiinee" best swoozie video like how do you get these crazy situations

  • @CANDIxRANDI
    @CANDIxRANDI 4 года назад

    I'm glad you're safe BUT ALSO I wish you'd gone to see what was up because that story would've been insaaaaane!

  • @kill4eden
    @kill4eden 5 лет назад +237

    “smells like roofies to me ☺️” **pours into plant** 💀

    • @thegameingmaddog749
      @thegameingmaddog749 5 лет назад +12

      Plant grows legs and walks away

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 5 лет назад +18

      TheGameing maddog
      Plant returns with the cops, points and says, “That’s him, Officer.”

    • @ticiam7962
      @ticiam7962 5 лет назад +4

      He gave that plant so many drinks I'm surprised it's still standing straight, lol

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 лет назад +1

      plant getting crunk

  • @JayTheArtistOfficial
    @JayTheArtistOfficial 5 лет назад +427

    I'm pretty sure they were meeting people. getting them drunk, taking them to their place, stealing their shit while they were intoxicated, selling/taking peoples things to buy expensive things i.e. the cars.

    • @ectojerk6928
      @ectojerk6928 5 лет назад +64

      Yeah but they'd have to have some pretty wealthy marks to be making that kind of cash. More likely human trafficking.

    • @JayTheArtistOfficial
      @JayTheArtistOfficial 5 лет назад +25

      Ectojerk i mean everything makes sense though. They go after the people who are wearing nice shit and targeting them

    • @azain7443
      @azain7443 4 года назад +2

      @@JayTheArtistOfficial yeah but how would they explain the money

    • @kenyaley3064
      @kenyaley3064 4 года назад +1

      @cardib

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 4 года назад +3

      @@azain7443 they don't

  • @goldennugget6054
    @goldennugget6054 4 года назад +2

    Swoozie you have to be making these things up 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @isaaccarter103
    @isaaccarter103 4 года назад +3

    As soon as he said “The Abbey” 🤣

  • @illustryfe5354
    @illustryfe5354 5 лет назад +437

    You could've used the information from your experience at the club to warn the police. If those suspicious actually were drugging women and taken them home to do God knows what, you had the chance to save them.

  • @65917283
    @65917283 5 лет назад +155

    I know that poor plant started swaying like a palm tree after all them shots swoozie.

  • @devhausstudios4377
    @devhausstudios4377 3 года назад +11

    DEFINITELY a Hustlers situation. Ticks all the boxes. Did one of the girls happen to look like Constance Wu, J Lo, or Cardi B?

  • @hannafluffernutter99
    @hannafluffernutter99 Год назад

    I love the video entirely but the callback to stacy from blockbuster at the beginning kills me every time XD

  • @newson1177
    @newson1177 5 лет назад +202

    "Not today Satan!!" Dat had meh rollin

  • @marche800
    @marche800 5 лет назад +590

    "You're driving around an 100k dollar car, but you're driving uber?"
    Hey you've gotta break even somehow, alright?

  • @pkphantom
    @pkphantom 4 года назад +2

    Okay, straight up, that was some creepypasta level shit 😨 but at the same time, I'm surprised he was able to just leave it at that. I would've done some investigating...at LEAST told the cops about it

  • @JuanPablo-ww5cp
    @JuanPablo-ww5cp 4 года назад +7

    Lol I definitely rather watch swoozies stories to remind myself why I don't go out.

  • @catmatic4625
    @catmatic4625 5 лет назад +307

    Strangers: *Mission failed we'll get him next time* 🍷

  • @JoyBoyGeeze
    @JoyBoyGeeze 5 лет назад +258

    "Are u drunk?'.....GET OUT.....GET OUT

  • @kwadwoasamoah4668
    @kwadwoasamoah4668 3 года назад +3

    “It’s suuupper complicated “
    Now how many times have I heard that🤔

  • @violetp2051
    @violetp2051 4 года назад +2

    "Smells like roofies to me"🤣🤣😍

  • @kamekomiyamora
    @kamekomiyamora 5 лет назад +270

    "Zat is my wife!"
    Me: OOOHHHH! 😯😬😨😶

  • @PutingPinoy
    @PutingPinoy 5 лет назад +128

    Appreciated the ka-nowledge about how to avoid those roofies-and keepin’ real... I think they *_were trying to bring ya to a swinger party._*

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 5 лет назад +7

      Either that or they were trying to you know rape him.

    • @Smashface_McBourbondick
      @Smashface_McBourbondick 5 лет назад +1

      @@MRLONG758 I feel like there's more efficient ways to rape someone, especially if you already have a group of people helping you.

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 5 лет назад

      @@Smashface_McBourbondick good point

    • @AlliandoX
      @AlliandoX 5 лет назад +5

      Just ask them if they want sex instead of spending hundreds roofying their drinks

    • @PutingPinoy
      @PutingPinoy 5 лет назад +1

      AlliandoX I agree with ya, but ya know how people can be crazy.

  • @alakazamlover4908
    @alakazamlover4908 8 месяцев назад

    stories like this are why i dont go out drinking even though im 23 and could
    my friend used to tell me "we need to ACT LIKE COLLEGE KIDS and go out and party more!"
    my group? we like to chill and watch movies (normally my place, i have a giant DVD collection) we ain't the partying types