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  • Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
  • Met a girl at Los Angeles baggage claim on a chance encounter and things developed into a classic case of 'this could be us but you playin'.
    ●Instagram: / swoozie
    ●Twitter: / swooz1e
    Shirt I'm wearing: evertreeclothing.com/products...
    Peeps mentioned in vid:
    London: / londonshaygoheen
    Naz: / nazaninkavari
    Yas: / yasminkavari
    Victoria: / victoriablanc
    Mystery video: • Linkin Park - In The E...

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Violet1Rainbow
    @Violet1Rainbow 3 года назад +622

    “It’s none of my business nor my concern” quotes to live by

  • @christopherantoine9657
    @christopherantoine9657 4 года назад +2051

    Mistakes Swoozie made:
    1. Trying to find a relationship in LA
    2. Re-read mistake #1

  • @rebelrebel7321
    @rebelrebel7321 4 года назад +9014

    Moral of the story: Should have chosen baddie #1...

    • @michaelakintunde7662
      @michaelakintunde7662 4 года назад +107

      Rebel Rebel big brain

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 4 года назад +174

      Always choose Baddie #1, man.

    • @Mustlehard
      @Mustlehard 4 года назад +72

      Moral of the story is to not let these girls treat you like you’re nothing

    • @Mustlehard
      @Mustlehard 4 года назад +53

      And not catch feelings for a girl you barely know

    • @luminous9777
      @luminous9777 4 года назад +33

      Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven repent of your sins and trust in Christ to be saved

  • @garrettmchenry2150
    @garrettmchenry2150 3 года назад +1684

    “LA: City of Flakes” the most accurate statement ever made

    • @mjv2979
      @mjv2979 3 года назад +5

      explain pls

    • @rubennavarro9562
      @rubennavarro9562 3 года назад +9

      MJ V nah he don’t know what it means he’s pretending like he knows 😂😂

    • @mjv2979
      @mjv2979 3 года назад +5

      @@rubennavarro9562 oh lol, what does it mean then?

    • @garrettmchenry2150
      @garrettmchenry2150 3 года назад +29

      MJ V whenever u trnna hang with someone, there’s like, a 90% chance they just gonna flake on u last minute bruh

    • @garrettmchenry2150
      @garrettmchenry2150 3 года назад +2

      MJ V ESPECIALLY if it’s someone u just started talkin to

  • @JDrocks4ever
    @JDrocks4ever 4 года назад +4517

    Swoozie got so many girl friends, I’m convinced he’s the main character in a harem anime🤷‍♂️

  • @lucasf9669
    @lucasf9669 4 года назад +5663

    I’m waiting for the day he says “but nothing went wrong this time and she’s actually right here. *pulls out girlfriend*”

    • @910iAmHuGs
      @910iAmHuGs 4 года назад +191

      Lucas Flores Unlikely to happen for a while considering the general level of morality within the California/LA dating scene lol

    • @Marqueenie
      @Marqueenie 4 года назад +5

      Glorioso SLB!

    • @ThereYouGoAgain
      @ThereYouGoAgain 4 года назад +7

      Benfica

    • @MS-ez8sm
      @MS-ez8sm 4 года назад

      same

    • @KB-sb9gv
      @KB-sb9gv 4 года назад +3

      Facts bro

  • @NinjaHacks
    @NinjaHacks 4 года назад +839

    "Hopped of the plane at LAX "
    Me- *ITS A PARTY IN THE USA!*

    • @snitchnine742
      @snitchnine742 3 года назад +27

      Heml0ck welcome to the land of fame excess, am i gonna fit in...?

    • @kachinadobbs9278
      @kachinadobbs9278 3 года назад +25

      @@snitchnine742 Jumped in a cab, here I am for the first time...?

    • @alyssamiller3891
      @alyssamiller3891 3 года назад +26

      Look to my right and I..see the Hollywood sign???

    • @gracei.8691
      @gracei.8691 3 года назад +25

      @@alyssamiller3891 This is all so crazy,
      Everybody seems so famous???

    • @jde9439
      @jde9439 3 года назад +21

      @@gracei.8691 My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
      Too much pressure and I'm nervous

  • @ilijanakatic1205
    @ilijanakatic1205 4 года назад +278

    Swoozie is like the boyfriend fairy...everytime a girl talks to him she ends up getting a bf some time After 😂

  • @QuagZeldaFan
    @QuagZeldaFan 4 года назад +5932

    Conspiracy theory: A-list celebrities know to go through swoozie’s follows to swoop up girls and that’s why he’s still single

    • @monkeydluffy1695
      @monkeydluffy1695 4 года назад +123

      Bruh that's tuff

    • @karasu_3406
      @karasu_3406 4 года назад +150

      I think it’s cus swooz scoops the finest girls and they’re just like “I mean where else to look bro”

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +943

      Yoooooooooooooooo! It’s all starting to make sense!

    • @christicplayz2038
      @christicplayz2038 4 года назад +8

      True lol

    • @hannahhilal6018
      @hannahhilal6018 4 года назад +6

      QuagZeldaFan cmon boys

  • @luiswhiley
    @luiswhiley 4 года назад +15808

    *Finally, a swoozie art style I can recreate*
    edit: so many likes thanks :) i have youtube channel now, trying to get 500 subs!

    • @wusyanamejojo927
      @wusyanamejojo927 4 года назад +33

      Same lol

    • @jaytriesart
      @jaytriesart 4 года назад +54

      still to complicated

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 года назад +25

      First time seeing this sWOOzie, but he can't say, "I'm a nerd and I don't have the courage to talk to attractive girls" without getting some backlash from me and my alpha male cohorts. When it comes to girls like that, you have to power your way, just bulldoze through their social defenses, that way even if they tell you to get away you look like a stud in the end for exposing their insecurities while you were just making power moves to win some hot women. 💪

    • @juliusnjoku2023
      @juliusnjoku2023 4 года назад +4

      😂👌

    • @fishyundercoverashuman7892
      @fishyundercoverashuman7892 4 года назад +5

      luis whiley lol

  • @TheTalented10th
    @TheTalented10th 4 года назад +124

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. But...it's none of my business and none of my concern! LOLOL

    • @miabryan7986
      @miabryan7986 4 года назад +21

      For real he keeps flying these girls out expecting them to fall in love with him and he keeps picking the most stereo typical Instagram model players instead of a normal nice girl

  • @blackgirliniran
    @blackgirliniran 4 года назад +760

    I’m thinking he should switch up the _type_ of girl he pursues. All of these girls seems to be one-dimensional. Therefore, he’s going to keep getting the same results. 😕

    • @blackgirliniran
      @blackgirliniran 3 года назад +18

      Will Schwalbe I guess. Lol Content over everything! 🤣

    • @libby12337
      @libby12337 3 года назад +24

      He likes *FUCK GIRLS*

    • @Swelly_K
      @Swelly_K 3 года назад +31

      Yeah, he keeps going for Instagram model girls who are looking for hype and clout

    • @miraclebolton4749
      @miraclebolton4749 3 года назад +4

      You’re right and I feel like He should try dating more girls who are the same ethnicity as him just my opinion

    • @danieledwards276
      @danieledwards276 3 года назад +3

      @@miraclebolton4749 yeeeeeeaaaaahh. I know thats your own opinion but I would have to say no in my own opinion being with the same ethnicity doesn't change the person your with. You could be with same and they could or will act the same as the flakes he's been with.

  • @J_cobra
    @J_cobra 4 года назад +2238

    Swoozie: The dude who somehow manages to get girls but never relationships.

    • @JKtheAdevnturer
      @JKtheAdevnturer 4 года назад +88

      J Cobra They be using him thats why

    • @alfredbanuelos7312
      @alfredbanuelos7312 4 года назад +24

      Girls like that are just trying to get saved by someone rich but they dont think they'll get used as they use others

    • @Shadow12aven
      @Shadow12aven 4 года назад +19

      That’s because the Instagram scene is all about how shallow you can get. Girl models know they can get whatever guy they want as long as they wait.

    • @00piumSora999
      @00piumSora999 4 года назад

      Fr

    • @Ostrid1
      @Ostrid1 4 года назад +2

      He reminds me of me
      Tons of hot female friends(wich I crushed on before becoming friends)
      But always forever alone

  • @8BitShadow
    @8BitShadow 4 года назад +3107

    gonna call it now, this is just swoozie talking about his sims.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +569

      8Bit Shadow - comment is ACTUALLY hilarious (but no seriously who told u?!)

    • @pranjalpandey3025
      @pranjalpandey3025 4 года назад +36

      I told him

    • @flapjack1391
      @flapjack1391 4 года назад +51

      ladies and gentle men we got him

    • @olobzjr
      @olobzjr 4 года назад +33

      *_the CIA would like to appoint you as director_*

    • @jay0580
      @jay0580 4 года назад +1

      Nate m

  • @NeverMetTheGuy
    @NeverMetTheGuy 4 года назад +56

    The man started as a Disney employee, and look at him now.
    He makes it too easy to be jelly.

  • @T.oxic14
    @T.oxic14 4 года назад +107

    Should’ve went with the first baddie 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @oo-kr9pv
      @oo-kr9pv 3 года назад +5

      What would’ve happened 🤔

    • @garry1089
      @garry1089 3 года назад

      @@oo-kr9pv i guess we will never know.

  • @Dorito_burrito
    @Dorito_burrito 4 года назад +3157

    Ur the only one who can draw like this and still have a good video

    • @officialsquadrilogystudio
      @officialsquadrilogystudio 4 года назад +61

      Hold my crayons.🤨

    • @FireWing404
      @FireWing404 4 года назад +3

      Nah check out Master Review's sneaking into USC video, same style

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 4 года назад +3

      mr. boy FR!

    • @ramux1401
      @ramux1401 3 года назад +9

      U ever seen casually explained

    • @ethanwilliams7706
      @ethanwilliams7706 3 года назад +4

      He hires people to draw his stuff alot of the time so he can make more fye vids for us

  • @barbaragrimes1791
    @barbaragrimes1791 4 года назад +1985

    Swoozie flying all this girls everywhere, but no girl flys him out.

    • @economicinfo823
      @economicinfo823 4 года назад +3

      Kaydoe Tv XD

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 4 года назад +12

      That would be freaking amazing, but I definitely don't know any woman who would ever do it. We men just live to spend money for fleeting happiness I guess

    • @KiearraDScruggs
      @KiearraDScruggs 4 года назад +1

      Have ya'll not seen 90 day fiance? Lol

    • @evanstavarus
      @evanstavarus 4 года назад

      (As I sip my tea) #its none of my business nor concern.

    • @tenuem974
      @tenuem974 4 года назад

      Facts

  • @sabiunicorn7407
    @sabiunicorn7407 4 года назад +56

    "Hopped off the plane at LAX"
    Me: "With a dream and my cardigan"

    • @lboy5736
      @lboy5736 3 года назад +1

      "Welcome to the land of fame excess"

  • @darynmcbride9179
    @darynmcbride9179 3 года назад +44

    Lol when you realize that Swoozie is not in your league based upon the girls he hangs around. Damn it 😂.

  • @jaytriesart
    @jaytriesart 4 года назад +843

    Swoozie: damn she’s hot
    Baddie: damn he’s hot
    30 minutes later
    Baddie: *let me ghost him*

  • @MrCrazyharry1234
    @MrCrazyharry1234 4 года назад +301

    I swear these girls would be champions at chess, monopoly or risk because all they do is play games

  • @laurajay2546
    @laurajay2546 4 года назад +71

    I honestly don't understand how can anyone not fall in love with swoozie.

    • @meizhen2265
      @meizhen2265 4 года назад +24

      actually, i think i understand...it's cuz the women he falls for are of the "high maintenance" type (i mean just look at his Instagram model female friends)...the problem is cuz he is looking for a 10/10 lady, they in turn are also looking for a 10/10 man (i.e. A-list celeb level) ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
      reminds me of the saying: the grass is always greener on the other side. But Swoozie and those women are not gonna be truly happy if they constantly keep with that mindset

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 года назад +18

      I know nobody likes hearing this but: we’re only getting one side of the story 🤷‍♂️

    • @xxprettyrwbyxx3857
      @xxprettyrwbyxx3857 3 года назад +3

      @@dearthofdoohickeys4703 I mean it must be correct cuz a lot of these girls are trifling and people in his realm of LA know a lot of people that he's talking about cuz so many of them no other people who know other people 💀 and then that affects their reputation don't you think one of them would have stepped out to defend themselves if he WASN'T telling the truth?

  • @heyya9698
    @heyya9698 3 года назад +137

    How could a nerd be having all the hotties as their friend, that is an evolution.

    • @King-or6ll
      @King-or6ll 3 года назад +28

      I don't believe him. Not about the girls, I'm talking about him being a shy nerd.

    • @clwt4075
      @clwt4075 3 года назад +2

      @ryan agreed

    • @dumpling1263
      @dumpling1263 3 года назад

      Simple, he isn't a shy nerd

    • @vergilmontiero2558
      @vergilmontiero2558 2 года назад

      Just a subtle flex, respect respect

    • @miraclebolton4749
      @miraclebolton4749 Год назад

      I don’t think he’s ever said anything about being a shy nerd he’s very confident and outgoing most of his story times involves him being that way and women love confidence and humor

  • @YKCj-sm7po
    @YKCj-sm7po 4 года назад +1327

    Dang he shoulda picked the first baggage claim girl
    Thank you for 1.1k likes

    • @lisengxiong5408
      @lisengxiong5408 4 года назад +37

      Right thats what im saying.

    • @BigDaddyJinx
      @BigDaddyJinx 4 года назад +25

      This is what he gets for second guessing. Somewhere, out there, RIGHT NOW, Baggage Claim Girl #1 is watching this and laughing her ass off as she's pointing at the screen.
      "You coulda been with THIS, playa..."

    • @tyleraguilera5398
      @tyleraguilera5398 4 года назад

      Exactly lmao

  • @littleleafers
    @littleleafers 4 года назад +501

    Swoozie: "Nerds have a hard time talking to girls"
    Swoozie: *always surrounded by baddies*
    Me: I think I'm the wrong kind of nerd haha

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 4 года назад +8

      Littleleafers one of these things is not like the other

    • @alexalonzo8965
      @alexalonzo8965 4 года назад +5

      Littleleafers one of these things just doesn’t belong

    • @Ghost3210
      @Ghost3210 4 года назад +24

      @@marlom7882 the secret is being a fit nerd, with lots of social media connections and a tendency to blow money on girls. Every girl in town will be like *if he likes you, he will buy you a flight and finance your whole vacation weekend*
      Works every time... for the girls abusing it. xD

    • @alexalonzo8965
      @alexalonzo8965 4 года назад +8

      Xar'Azoth simping at it’s finest

    • @migueljuarez3415
      @migueljuarez3415 4 года назад +4

      These girls just want Swoozie for the clout

  • @reignhl3776
    @reignhl3776 2 года назад +6

    7:21 "It's always for some other duuuuude, I'm never good enough lana."

  • @hsu42387
    @hsu42387 4 года назад +18

    swooze, you are the A-list celebrity in my libro

  • @Eli-gq1qc
    @Eli-gq1qc 4 года назад +802

    Swoozie “her fashion is amazing”
    girl: body is one big scribble

  • @anniereader
    @anniereader 4 года назад +517

    Who did the animation because I'm SPEECHLESS.

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 4 года назад +30

      you must be new here, welcome

    • @ChaoticUrges
      @ChaoticUrges 4 года назад +7

      @@Nonyah123 🤣 *sshole

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +32

      I did it all solo mission just like the old days before my new animators. It was super complex and they would’ve charged me too much

    • @jasminedragon3315
      @jasminedragon3315 4 года назад +2

      sWooZie damn son you got more family family content for me to view? Thanks swooze!

  • @nessad01
    @nessad01 3 года назад +154

    Swoozie, as a relationship counselor, I'm gonna give you some insight I hope helps you.
    You are a lady's man! You're attractive and have a cool personality. So what's the problem? Why do you have a hard time keeping the right girl around? You've got player vibes. Too many threatening lady friends secretly hoping to pass the friend zone. Many girls get jealous of the competition. Not all girls interested feel they can compete with your model "friends" You have casual relationships with too many women. If you want to prove you're a one woman guy with a readiness to commit, you'll need to stop spending so much time with all different female prospects and date to further a pleasant connection with one person. Instead of dating to play and remain "shopping", I suggest that you be aware of a mindset of "let's see where this goes" and date people you confidently feel will remain committed to the relationship. Players are gonna play and committers will commit. One day you'll find someone worth the commitment and they'll feel the same way about you.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 3 года назад +1

      ❤❤

    • @evangeliamintzai6302
      @evangeliamintzai6302 3 года назад +18

      Well said! He portrays himself as the good guy but never thought of him as a player.

    • @obione51499
      @obione51499 3 года назад +5

      Ooo me next!

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 3 года назад +10

      That advice about not having any female friends is kinda ass cheeks 😬

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 3 года назад +15

      @@booty_hunter4207 didn't say that anywhere in the comment. Said he had too many, threatening, possibly agenda having female friends, and that cud be scaring off women who are interested in commitment, including many of them.

  • @garf8003
    @garf8003 3 года назад +11

    Swoozie: im just a shy nerd OwO
    Me: *that's the funniest thing I've heard all DAY*

  • @yourcousinsshow5540
    @yourcousinsshow5540 4 года назад +2565

    Every Swoozie story:
    - Swoozie: wants girl for shallow reasons
    - Girl: ends up being shallow
    - Swoozie: Surprised Pikachu face

    • @HoodedSpidey
      @HoodedSpidey 4 года назад +157

      So you’re telling me you’re only supposed to approach girls with deep personalities? At the airport?!?!

    • @Mezz8582
      @Mezz8582 4 года назад +52

      @@HoodedSpidey sounds more stable than whatever swoozie was doing AHAHHHA XXDD

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 4 года назад

      hahahaha

    • @weathywoup8140
      @weathywoup8140 4 года назад

      😅

    • @Miu-or5mx
      @Miu-or5mx 4 года назад

      lol so true

  • @JCbiglessworth
    @JCbiglessworth 4 года назад +531

    I like how he shows off his hot friends so the LAX girl can see she ain’t a big deal

  • @lareinegohi1999
    @lareinegohi1999 4 года назад +1

    What?! You’re an amazing person and you definitely matter!! Even if you say this jokingly, YOU MATTER!!! I love what you do! I really enjoy watching your videos and the stories that you share! Please don’t stop sending your positive vibes because of ... “people”.

  • @dragonkingxraid3818
    @dragonkingxraid3818 3 года назад +31

    I like how his shirt says "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come" and it goes with this story

  • @thediamondbowtlb3513
    @thediamondbowtlb3513 4 года назад +1436

    Swoozie: The quality will be so much better coming up...WATCH
    Also swoozie: Looks like someone in kindergarten drew it.
    I'm just supersaying....no tea no shade

    • @harrisonmachingura6173
      @harrisonmachingura6173 4 года назад +47

      TheDimondBow// TLB didn’t you hear mr. bigglesworth is part of his animating team?

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +210

      TheDimondBow// TLB - ROTFLOL I’ve been EXPOSED! What u don’t think this animation was a massive step up? I’m confused ;)

    • @thediamondbowtlb3513
      @thediamondbowtlb3513 4 года назад +16

      @@swoozie All love. I'm just pulling your leg. Thas all. 🤩❤❤

    • @thediamondbowtlb3513
      @thediamondbowtlb3513 4 года назад +18

      @@swoozie btw I never thought this would be how u would notice me. I leave love lots of times but yet you happen to notice when its me subtlely pointing somethin out. If u do happen to check back on this comment just want u to know I watch u lots and I really enjoy ur vids. Lookin forward to see what you've got planned next. All love ❤❤- yours truely

    • @navianfrancis7464
      @navianfrancis7464 4 года назад +4

      @@thediamondbowtlb3513 that's sweet 😊

  • @hirlizzlep8823
    @hirlizzlep8823 4 года назад +482

    Swoozie: “so I cooked for this girl”
    *proceeds to pull out Kraft mac n cheese*

  • @shreyanshmalewar1208
    @shreyanshmalewar1208 4 года назад

    I love you man
    Your humor is the type of humor I have never came across and it's relatable and funny, please keep up with the content, btw this my second video of yours since I subscribed to your channel and I am not regretting it, once again honest and great content 😊

  • @GeeksMilanymous
    @GeeksMilanymous 4 года назад

    Great story! I totally appreciate the nerd with girls comment. And the ghosting. I'm in L.A. and I've been ghosted more times than I can remember. But your shirt caught my eye first. I have a shirt with the same message. But mine has a smiley face on it.

  • @stopcollinme
    @stopcollinme 4 года назад +648

    “hopped off the plane at lax”-miley cyrus

    • @WilsonQou
      @WilsonQou 4 года назад

      collin des garçons my idea

    • @adreannalafrance1639
      @adreannalafrance1639 4 года назад

      I thought he was gonna say another lyric from the song 😂

    • @matthewgeraghty2200
      @matthewgeraghty2200 4 года назад

      Swoozie why didn’t you post for like forever

    • @shyswitch6055
      @shyswitch6055 4 года назад +1

      collin des garçons
      With a dream and my cardigan

  • @kayla_oxo3194
    @kayla_oxo3194 4 года назад +385

    Bro the tea was immaculate. I can’t express how swoozie always gets me to feel like I’m part of it. I like actually love him sm.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +65

      Plot Twist: I actually love u guys more!

    • @JoVa..
      @JoVa.. 4 года назад +4

      @@swoozie hey man

    • @lorel747
      @lorel747 4 года назад +2

      Could you please explain what he and you mean by “tea” thanks a lot

    • @twodaysbeforethedayafterto3117
      @twodaysbeforethedayafterto3117 4 года назад +1

      Lorel im confused too but my best guess is how he always says notea no shade

    • @kayla_oxo3194
      @kayla_oxo3194 4 года назад +1

      Lorel tea is kinda like the drama / gossip that’s been going around lately or that you’ve witnessed.

  • @katiepetersen7489
    @katiepetersen7489 3 года назад +15

    Swoozie: I'm such a nerd
    Every nerd: bruh...

  • @halleyfurlong8871
    @halleyfurlong8871 4 года назад +12

    “Non of my business nor my concern” my quote of the year

  • @manimations7007
    @manimations7007 4 года назад +659

    Swoozie got played :(
    Me: ah shit here we going again...
    Bruh why can't a loyal girl just hit up Swoozie and be happy together?! Our boii getting played like GTA

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 4 года назад +57

      Cause he's just going for Instagram thots instead of normal girls

    • @adas3497
      @adas3497 4 года назад +20

      @@iu.lia.na. it's LA. I'm pretty sure it's all the same over there xD

    • @PlaxerIsOnIt
      @PlaxerIsOnIt 4 года назад

      Lia you’re dumb

    • @senkan2057
      @senkan2057 4 года назад

      Because he’s too attractive, so he only draws in turbo thots

    • @beajaelol7402
      @beajaelol7402 4 года назад

      .... me... i am that loyal girl 😭 but im not ATTRACTIVE

  • @Rose921
    @Rose921 4 года назад +134

    “WhAt’S gOiNg On?!” (3:28)
    *That broke me* 😂 😂 😂

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад +1

      RøśëGīrł Ñīghtčörē mind checking out my content plz

  • @keiondennis48
    @keiondennis48 4 года назад

    Swoozie my guy I love your videos. I'm a Trinidadian going through my own stuffs in life and your bringing smiles to my face man, keep up the good work

  • @SpiderKiwi
    @SpiderKiwi 4 года назад +26

    Need some "it's none of my business nor concern" merch

  • @mukadi962
    @mukadi962 4 года назад +997

    What happened to “I ain’t nobody plan B it’s either you chose me or you lose me” swoozie ?

  • @SlR-
    @SlR- 4 года назад +123

    4:09 when he dropped his phone and it landed on the floor instead of the couch...
    I felt that.

  • @Vinxi
    @Vinxi 4 года назад +76

    Swoozie literally ONLY know baddies like Bruh!

  • @bongoobongoo5624
    @bongoobongoo5624 4 года назад +127

    who looking through the comments to see if someone known who the a list celeb is

  • @chase418
    @chase418 4 года назад +386

    Y’all complaining ab how swoozie doesn’t post enough but forget to realize it takes time to LIVE these stories s*its not made up

    • @tuff360
      @tuff360 4 года назад +3

      Chase EXACTLY

    • @tuff360
      @tuff360 4 года назад +1

      Chase EXACTLY

    • @jpp_3320
      @jpp_3320 4 года назад +3

      you got big brains bro

  • @aerialace6445
    @aerialace6445 4 года назад +171

    Make that quote into a t-shirt
    "It's none of my business nor my concern"

  • @imaramuhammad5235
    @imaramuhammad5235 3 года назад

    It's okay sWooZie someone who appreciates you will come along don't stress stay awesome ❤

  • @leons.kennedy7385
    @leons.kennedy7385 4 года назад +3

    Why Do I Relate So Much To The Topic Of City Of Flakes 💙💯

  • @michaelv7608
    @michaelv7608 4 года назад +794

    “Hopped off the plane at LAX”
    *gets serious 2010 nostalgia*

    • @courtneylewis2415
      @courtneylewis2415 4 года назад +41

      With my dream and a cardigan

    • @Wslb.rako562
      @Wslb.rako562 4 года назад +31

      Welcome to the land of fame excess,
      Whoa, am I gonna fit in?

    • @Bianca-df9pz
      @Bianca-df9pz 4 года назад +26

      Jumped in a cab, here I am for the first time

    • @hihi-ug1fc
      @hihi-ug1fc 4 года назад +24

      look to my right and i see the hollywood sign

    • @FruitoftheVine
      @FruitoftheVine 4 года назад +24

      This is all so crazy

  • @ermehgerd4374
    @ermehgerd4374 4 года назад +154

    Can we take a moment to realize that Swoozie dropped *4* vids in less than a month!? He truly loves us 🥺🤧

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +56

      Ermehgerd - trying to be the hero Gotham deserves

    • @JaysonCannon8
      @JaysonCannon8 4 года назад

      @@swoozie YEA HE'S A FREAK OUT

    • @capriphonix8863
      @capriphonix8863 4 года назад +4

      @@swoozie cmon swooz, be honest. IS IT BECAUSE OF THE QUARANTINE??

    • @keirahorton5899
      @keirahorton5899 4 года назад +1

      @@swoozie honestly tho thank you im on quarantine for 6 weeks im 14 and rlly bored

    • @ediizzy6641
      @ediizzy6641 4 года назад +1

      sWooZie more like trying to provide the family friendly content that this platform needs

  • @samanthabonnieelizabeth4975
    @samanthabonnieelizabeth4975 4 года назад

    Love your stories, im hooked 😊👌🏼

  • @tabithae3679
    @tabithae3679 4 года назад

    I LOVE how you tell stories, Swoozie!!!!!! You're too good to us!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @tisha2hip
    @tisha2hip 4 года назад +418

    Swoozie: Hopped off the plane at LAX
    Me: I see jeans but where’s the cardigan? 🧐

    • @Konzaking
      @Konzaking 4 года назад +12

      In my jeans and a cardigan....

    • @lilkitkat2420
      @lilkitkat2420 4 года назад +19

      .... I feel stupid because I have ALWAYS thought the line was "with a dream in my heart again"

    • @ronyboylive6934
      @ronyboylive6934 4 года назад +1

      Same 😂😂

    • @MidnightMagic956
      @MidnightMagic956 4 года назад +2

      @@lilkitkat2420 it's.... it's not?

    • @maptoanquoc12
      @maptoanquoc12 4 года назад +1

      clonesavegir.link/aBQ2c2T8Uu0x

  • @kemicoker2147
    @kemicoker2147 4 года назад +261

    Swoozie: Hopped off a plane at LAX
    Me:GOT MY DREAMS AND MY CARDIGAAAANNNNN

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 4 года назад

      Kemi Coker I don’t get it, was that a Song? Plz explain

    • @zach_melik
      @zach_melik 4 года назад +4

      @@R.DumDum It's the song "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus.

    • @erikaalvarado9411
      @erikaalvarado9411 4 года назад +4

      I was waiting for someone to say it if not I was gonna say it 😂

    • @Prettygirlcn5
      @Prettygirlcn5 4 года назад +1

      Kemi Coker I was so disappointed when he didn’t cut and shout that! 😍💁🏽‍♀️

    • @shakeirasolomon5729
      @shakeirasolomon5729 4 года назад +2

      Me: WELCOME TO LAND OF FAME EXCESS

  • @Fastdigimon
    @Fastdigimon 4 года назад

    Wow swoozie nice reference to likin parks in the end it doesnt even matter if that's what you were aiming for at the end of the video

  • @Playboymar10
    @Playboymar10 4 года назад

    Bro your videos are hilarious and at the same time helps me handle relationships😂

  • @myellatorres2110
    @myellatorres2110 4 года назад +291

    My new motto: “none of my business nor my concern”
    Also that shirt is 👌

  • @johnnyovando905
    @johnnyovando905 4 года назад +1143

    Who wanna be a detective and find out who this A list celebrity is?

  • @xXPHYCOmonkeyXx
    @xXPHYCOmonkeyXx 4 года назад

    I like how this started because yes I am here for the chisme

  • @Azngurli3
    @Azngurli3 2 года назад

    lol I love you swoozie. the french fry and napkin took me over.

  • @ediizzy6641
    @ediizzy6641 4 года назад +228

    Swoozie: Damn she’s HOT
    Hot girl: Damn he’s hot
    Squidward: OH NO HE’S HOTTTT

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад

      Ediizzy mind checking out my content plz

    • @citygirlgamer
      @citygirlgamer 4 года назад

      Ediizzy Add “mans not hot” 🤣

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад

      Legion sorry I won’t do it. What suggestions you got then?

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад

      Legion good point thank you

    • @scrumptious5110
      @scrumptious5110 4 года назад

      Nand0 also btw, I wouldn’t say it in a begging tone. I recommend saying, hey guys new vid just dropped, check it out!

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken 4 года назад +845

    Just going to say this all in one sentence.
    Swoozie, you're going after the wrong type of girls. You need ones that actually respect you.

    • @mflotzinger1592
      @mflotzinger1592 4 года назад +70

      maybe he should not go after models hahaha

    • @t-.-t.
      @t-.-t. 4 года назад +47

      He won't have content for his channel then lol

    • @fluddles6350
      @fluddles6350 4 года назад +30

      that was two sentences

    • @capn7731
      @capn7731 4 года назад +12

      Most of his friends are hot insta models and I’m like whaat hahah do you have any non- celebrity friends haha 😂😂

    • @purplegirl1152
      @purplegirl1152 3 года назад +3

      I didnt wanna say nothin but...😁

  • @_Webbie_
    @_Webbie_ 3 года назад +7

    A never ending loop of Jafaar's "You're only Second Rate"

  • @itslingling
    @itslingling 3 года назад +2

    i watched this twice damn this is so relatable

  • @butwhy967
    @butwhy967 4 года назад +87

    This is truly the pinnacle of animation drawings.

  • @BennyWin
    @BennyWin 4 года назад +122

    "I try so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesnt even matter"
    Wow. That was deep. Swoozie should join an alternative rock band.

  • @d_law4202
    @d_law4202 3 года назад

    It’s smooth my guy, you dropped this 👑. Stay up, these shorties ain’t ready

  • @phoenixangel2824
    @phoenixangel2824 3 года назад

    We love sWooZie ❤❤❤ stay strong man you'll find someone

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 4 года назад +201

    At 0:08, why was I expecting it to say “BAEggage” Claim. That’s a missed opportunity, Swoozie

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад

      C 3 mind checking out my content plz

    • @joshuajackson18
      @joshuajackson18 4 года назад

      I mean baggage in Shakespearean language means prostitute, just letting you realize that

    • @pranavrajkumar6028
      @pranavrajkumar6028 4 года назад

      @@nand0396 stop self promoting dumbass

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад

      Pranav Rajkumar dude idc what you say

    • @pranavrajkumar6028
      @pranavrajkumar6028 4 года назад

      @@nand0396 make good content instead of leeching off big creators. Swoozie didn't do this, he actually made good content. That's how he grew.

  • @Lynn-nuna
    @Lynn-nuna 4 года назад +290

    swoozie: "a girl that can dress takes the attraction next level for me"
    me: I'm a girl....pretty sure I know how to put my clothes on......hmmm..

    • @DarkDuchess2010
      @DarkDuchess2010 4 года назад +6

      Right, I snatch him up real quick. Nerd is the new sexy

    • @MusicGroup-xs4ef
      @MusicGroup-xs4ef 4 года назад

      Eru Lawliet that’s not even funny

    • @_BASIC_INSTINCT
      @_BASIC_INSTINCT 4 года назад

      could have been phrased better if he said well dressed or had style

    • @kikifrh
      @kikifrh 4 года назад

      dont you dare hurting my boy swoozie tho

    • @Prettygirlcn5
      @Prettygirlcn5 4 года назад +1

      Eru Lawliet I was like...What does that even mean?? 😅

  • @Ch3rryCrysta
    @Ch3rryCrysta 4 года назад +3

    The moment he was “eating the fries”😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant with him!!

  • @denbo330
    @denbo330 3 года назад

    keep yo head up king🤧👑

  • @gabriellagilchriese1040
    @gabriellagilchriese1040 4 года назад +1334

    came to the comments seeing if anyone dig deep nd found out who “A-List celebrity” is and i’m deeply disappointed to just find miley cyrus comments abt LAX😂

    • @phoka3477
      @phoka3477 4 года назад +74

      Im happy some ppl think like me

    • @meandgoalfe8347
      @meandgoalfe8347 4 года назад +28

      @@phoka3477 right I did the same shit.

    • @vvs7446
      @vvs7446 4 года назад +1

      Sugar Lips same

    • @franekorlowski5410
      @franekorlowski5410 4 года назад +50

      Sugar Lips I did some research to and I found that it was most likely HANNAH BROWN being picked up by TYLER CAMERON

    • @user-ci4zq6zt3t
      @user-ci4zq6zt3t 4 года назад +7

      @@franekorlowski5410 Stop lol

  • @dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997
    @dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997 4 года назад +596

    *I’m earlier than a white mom at an airport*

  • @UntoDawn76
    @UntoDawn76 4 года назад

    Lmao I've been watching you for years and you're still the best

  • @asunachan9999
    @asunachan9999 4 года назад +1

    Binging this while on the 40th day in quarantine. 🙂💕🇵🇭

  • @kennymangham1795
    @kennymangham1795 4 года назад +343

    As soon as he said "Hopped of the plane at LAX" I instantly heard Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus 😂😂

  • @krabs1010
    @krabs1010 4 года назад +150

    When you don’t feel like drawing

    • @nand0396
      @nand0396 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Krabs big facts lmaoo

    • @spwaff.
      @spwaff. 4 года назад +7

      Mr. Krabs i think he drew it like that because everyone wants a video up fast and it takes over 30 hours to do an animation.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mayreads3620
    @mayreads3620 4 года назад

    I loveeeee the way this is drawn no lie BOOTYFUL

  • @karenrecinos5587
    @karenrecinos5587 4 года назад

    Happy late birthday Swoozie!!!

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 4 года назад +109

    *Swooziw:* hopped off the plane at LAX
    *Me:* with a dream and my cardigan

    • @jythedon8103
      @jythedon8103 4 года назад +1

      Ribotto Studios 😂😂😂

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 4 года назад +1

      @@jythedon8103 god i felt SO old writing this but worth it if it made someone laugh lol

    • @Whynotmini
      @Whynotmini 4 года назад +1

      I didn’t get it until I read it in the songs tune on accident

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +15

      “and a Jay Z song was on!”

    • @ZenofhdTV
      @ZenofhdTV 4 года назад +1

      sWooZie “this is all so crazy, everyone seems so famous!”

  • @dahvianb.7497
    @dahvianb.7497 4 года назад +184

    “I unfollowed her back its all cool” 😂

  • @parrisnia72
    @parrisnia72 4 года назад

    The amount of song quotes in here is unreal 🤣🤣🤣 I love it!

  • @GageWidner777
    @GageWidner777 2 года назад

    This couch is driving me crazy I just wanna try it I think that’s the point lol love your vids swooize!

  • @AGJ117
    @AGJ117 4 года назад +40

    sWooZie, your animation keeps getting better. Keep it up! Love it!

  • @FrostedJakes
    @FrostedJakes 4 года назад +681

    Alright PI’s who’s figuring out who A list celebrity is??

    • @lobo6285
      @lobo6285 4 года назад +35

      FrostedJakes lmk when they find out boss

    • @Earthquaker20
      @Earthquaker20 4 года назад +18

      Commenting so I can see

    • @zivior1090
      @zivior1090 4 года назад +3

      .

    • @hopehabia678
      @hopehabia678 4 года назад +3

      @@Earthquaker20 same

    • @XeyrophobiciF
      @XeyrophobiciF 4 года назад +4

      I'm commenting so I can see too lol

  • @magix_7391
    @magix_7391 4 года назад +8

    “My body is Reggie” LMAO

  • @jacobtrahan3837
    @jacobtrahan3837 3 года назад +1

    The Wu Tang Clan shirt drawing! Just amazing! 10/10. 🔥😂

  • @DaisyFeverTIME
    @DaisyFeverTIME 4 года назад +68

    I started watching Swoozie's channel since middle school. I'm about to graduate college. For the love of God, please find this man a wifey 😭

  • @myahstrueby8093
    @myahstrueby8093 4 года назад +42

    “hopped off the plan at LAX”
    me: WITH A DREAM AND MY CARDIGAN

    • @josephjones4852
      @josephjones4852 4 года назад +4

      Myah Strueby thank god i wasn’t the only one

    • @hirlizzlep8823
      @hirlizzlep8823 4 года назад

      Welcome to the land of fame and sec

  • @JustinsKeyblade
    @JustinsKeyblade 4 года назад

    Omfg the flake is so strong. I can't stress how much this hurt me listening. Cause it has happened to me more than 4 times.
    The 1st time I recocognized the pattern n stopped the next three after the few few "oh sorry I can't make it"

  • @yani.xx_
    @yani.xx_ 4 года назад

    I love your videos 🥺literally your life story in a cartoon