Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @tamiamoore2467
    @tamiamoore2467 9 месяцев назад +682

    Dasani will make you more thirsty than a Popeyes biscuit 😭

    • @idk_3604
      @idk_3604 9 месяцев назад +16

      nah 7 days ago and bro got pinned

    • @Bitzypop1
      @Bitzypop1 6 месяцев назад +2

      BRO WHY SI THER ONLY LIKE ONE COMMNET ??

    • @0lliesFreakShow
      @0lliesFreakShow 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fr also 200

    • @Ann0y3d_C4t
      @Ann0y3d_C4t 5 месяцев назад +2

      idk what dasani is-
      I'm Australian I'm sorry-

    • @kristinamarshall9459
      @kristinamarshall9459 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Ann0y3d_C4tit's a type of water I'm Australian to 🇦🇺🐨🐑

  • @ExploDjinn
    @ExploDjinn 2 года назад +10293

    I really hope the people you interacted with at the park see this and have a moment of realization. This was a highly amusing story.

    • @thisjustin77
      @thisjustin77 2 года назад +305

      "highly"

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад +70

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @darwin3315
      @darwin3315 2 года назад +53

      @@squeeli123 nobody gives a shit

    • @Harakatheboye
      @Harakatheboye 2 года назад +25

      @@squeeli123 aint nobody care dawg

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 2 года назад +3

      @@darwin3315 i know that's right. You ain't told a lie yet today.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +4998

    This dude has the wildest stories fr, he'll never run out of stories to tell his grandchildren

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +1

      Yur U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @Fireclaw5588
      @Fireclaw5588 2 года назад +18

      @@realfarmer21 fuck up

    • @MaxR08174
      @MaxR08174 2 года назад +10

      @@realfarmer21 Just seeing your thumbnails and titles made my laughter go away at the speed of light

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад +3

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @TyleranimationsTheAnimater
      @TyleranimationsTheAnimater 2 года назад +1

      right

  • @rasengan1544
    @rasengan1544 2 года назад +605

    I Think its funnier to think that they were just letting Swoozie use the employee bathroom the whole time. And that's why employees kept coming in lol

    • @destineewilson1983
      @destineewilson1983 2 года назад +66

      Ayooo. Was he really high on autopoliet strolling into the employee bathrooms

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 Год назад +13

      @@destineewilson1983Probably!!! 😅😂😅😂

    • @dannii5786
      @dannii5786 4 месяца назад +3

      Iook at his eyes 🌹

  • @wan.gito6000
    @wan.gito6000 2 года назад +5306

    "I feel gooder than a mug"
    -Swoozie 2022

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +2

      Broddie U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo 2 года назад +97

      but hungrier than a hostage 😭😭

    • @ItsLFH
      @ItsLFH 2 года назад +1

      Damn pinned already

    • @susengineer5767
      @susengineer5767 2 года назад +23

      "these dudes dont look normal, they look like plants"

    • @theholychurchofgog3848
      @theholychurchofgog3848 2 года назад +23

      “But I’m hungrier then a hostage”
      -Swoozie 2022

  • @XNDL44
    @XNDL44 2 года назад +4752

    Even while trippin balls this man still makes time to interact with fans. What a legend

    • @sternum_bones
      @sternum_bones 2 года назад +7

      Omg tamama :,)

    • @XNDL44
      @XNDL44 2 года назад +8

      @@sternum_bones Sgt Frog is a gem for comedy anime

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 года назад +19

      Virgin: gets stoned and hurts people
      Chad: gets stoned and hugs people

    • @nickcabrera3087
      @nickcabrera3087 2 года назад +8

      Is it still considered tripping if its not a psychedelic though?

    • @jorgemendez5952
      @jorgemendez5952 2 года назад +11

      @@nickcabrera3087 no cause u don’t trip from non psychedelics, he was just extremely stoned

  • @pixiebubbles2628
    @pixiebubbles2628 2 года назад +1029

    I was 100% expecting that "candy" was like birth control or laxatives, not smelly grass 😂

  • @EudoxiaMysteries
    @EudoxiaMysteries 2 года назад +1819

    8:55 thanks for your impressive flush imitation

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 года назад +403

      I’ve been practicing. Thank u for noticing!

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад +20

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @JohnSmith-np3cd
      @JohnSmith-np3cd 2 года назад +30

      @@squeeli123 -.- shut

    • @theepicguy6506
      @theepicguy6506 2 года назад +2

      @@JohnSmith-np3cd fr tho

    • @DINGDONGXD
      @DINGDONGXD 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@squeeli123yeah same 👍

  • @nun_ya_bizz
    @nun_ya_bizz 2 года назад +573

    Paranoia hits hard with that stuff. As soon as I heard you question why the guy was in the restroom I knew it was only gonna get worse.

    • @fluffysl1p3rs24
      @fluffysl1p3rs24 2 года назад +4

      I’ll give u a phantom like cause I don’t wanna change the number

    • @xpertg5570
      @xpertg5570 2 года назад +10

      Used to enjoy weed but it just started giving me anxiety so i just quit.....so much better just staying sober

  • @jasmine-eq3so
    @jasmine-eq3so 2 года назад +5112

    there is no reason i should have been just as stressed as you were listening to this 🤣🤣

  • @smbenga2
    @smbenga2 2 года назад +1769

    Swoozie was about to say the edible wasn’t doing anything, then Dr. Strange separated his physical and astral forms 😂

    • @thnzxc
      @thnzxc 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад +4

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @MaxCE
      @MaxCE 2 года назад +20

      @@squeeli123 well looks like you aint getting them this time

    • @d3pthstrider
      @d3pthstrider 2 года назад

      Yesssirrrr

    • @MxCP11
      @MxCP11 2 года назад +2

      Sent swoozie to the mirror dimension

  • @michaeljensen8206
    @michaeljensen8206 2 года назад +273

    i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂

  • @StickyFangGaming
    @StickyFangGaming 2 года назад +4014

    Lesson of the day kids: Don’t eat candy that taste like dookie. This man almost opened his third eye 😂

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +2

      But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @sirsmoothbrain3628
      @sirsmoothbrain3628 2 года назад +29

      @@realfarmer21 can u like not advertise your videos on someone else's content I get it, this dude's content makes your content look like garbage. Because it is. So can you just not

    • @RSndlrCBG
      @RSndlrCBG 2 года назад +12

      @@realfarmer21 you’re not as funny as you think

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад +3

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @RSndlrCBG
      @RSndlrCBG 2 года назад +15

      @@squeeli123 I just love when I don’t see people like you in comment sections. It really makes my day

  • @daughterofsarah2793
    @daughterofsarah2793 2 года назад +947

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.

  • @jaycchiefs9026
    @jaycchiefs9026 2 года назад +40

    11:19 “thats because its not your phone”😭 im smacked rn & this part sent me😂😂😂

  • @elissacousland44
    @elissacousland44 2 года назад +2924

    Everyone else: *starstruck because they're seeing Swooz and they wanna keep an eye on him because they're excited*
    Swooz: *THEY'RE TRYNA ARREST ME*

    • @SS-qx1qx
      @SS-qx1qx 2 года назад +21

      Exactly what I thought!!

    • @him1517
      @him1517 2 года назад +45

      Nah the bathroom thing is very weird

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 2 года назад +7

      Exactly🤣

    • @tedlleuschner3100
      @tedlleuschner3100 Год назад +1

      Eminem is you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simeofficial
    @simeofficial 2 года назад +1598

    YOURE WAY TOO FUNNY. Literally get me through my days my guy!

    • @RandomStreak-eo
      @RandomStreak-eo 2 года назад +10

      The video isn't even finished 😭

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me sweet

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 2 года назад +4

      @@realfarmer21 you've done nothing but say this for like all your comments. Stop self promoting bro nobody likes that

    • @nathan9901
      @nathan9901 2 года назад +2

      @@meeper4927 delete your channel.

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

  • @DrRiverWho
    @DrRiverWho 2 года назад +28

    The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.

  • @danielarsenault85
    @danielarsenault85 2 года назад +2556

    I NEED TO FIND THAT VIDEO of him in the table 😂

  • @Colex_ponder
    @Colex_ponder 2 года назад +610

    Let's appreciate the effort swoozie does in this videos✌️

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +4

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 года назад +148

      Thanks hommie- multiple uploads this month. Lot of new shenanigans inbound

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 2 года назад +2

      @@swoozie thanks for the content over the years

    • @spoons7649
      @spoons7649 2 года назад +7

      @@realfarmer21 SHH

    • @bjrottinghaus6033
      @bjrottinghaus6033 2 года назад +1

      @@swoozie Let's go!! hype is real

  • @leg-end_0631
    @leg-end_0631 2 года назад +7

    Swoozy your videos make my days so much better, really appreciate what you do on her good work

  • @thestapler
    @thestapler 2 года назад +1418

    I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +3

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear the

    • @WyvernRex2099
      @WyvernRex2099 2 года назад +28

      @@AxxLAfriku Yes, yes you are

    • @afroman5918
      @afroman5918 2 года назад +6

      The best kind of high

    • @nimbzclowd
      @nimbzclowd 2 года назад +61

      I took a 50g too. It had me on my ass the carpet felt hot and spikey and for some reason I kept on seeing the hamster from g-force lmao. Haven't taken any since

    • @jamesknik3753
      @jamesknik3753 2 года назад +14

      My first time doing edibles I took 100mg and literally felt like I was falling through my bed and my vision was yellow

  • @tourmaline9647
    @tourmaline9647 2 года назад +592

    Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 года назад +5

      he is not talking about weed.. 😬

    • @Zark-Muckerberg
      @Zark-Muckerberg 2 года назад

      @@bigfood2001 What is he talking about then, if you *know* the answer?

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 года назад +2

      @@Zark-Muckerberg molly

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 года назад

      @@Dontrolling naah! wide pupils, she was very worried (half a pill of emma could kill you!), his behaviour also fits the description.

    • @bigfood2001
      @bigfood2001 2 года назад +6

      @@Dontrolling idk, maybe it was weed. who knows. BUT the girl said half of this was enough, so i assume it was molly.

  • @megan8765
    @megan8765 2 года назад +43

    the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.

  • @Charity_moon
    @Charity_moon 2 года назад +7883

    I think it was the Dasani not the candy bro don’t drink that lol

  • @BrianTheGoblin
    @BrianTheGoblin 2 года назад +544

    Being the person who's tripping? No fun.
    Being the person watching the person tripping? Wild.
    Hearing the story later? Always the best part.

  • @Krazy_Corn
    @Krazy_Corn 2 года назад +18

    Your story telling is legendary. Thank you for bringing life to our lives :)

  • @justalpha9138
    @justalpha9138 2 года назад +558

    This man is a walking, talking novel. You can't not love it. :)

    • @kiwi9921
      @kiwi9921 2 года назад +1

      Ikr 🤣

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 2 года назад +4

      @@realfarmer21 Please don't self promote

    • @squeeli123
      @squeeli123 2 года назад

      I just love when I get that notification saying "Someone has liked your comment" or "Someone has subscribed!" 🗨It makes my day better!!

    • @justalpha9138
      @justalpha9138 2 года назад

      @@squeeli123 Okay cool, but please don't self promote, subtle or not.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +542

    This is funniest theme park story I ever heard.

  • @sleepyhead.2729
    @sleepyhead.2729 2 года назад +6

    “They got her. They ain’t gon get me” I LOST IT 😭

  • @straightupdylan
    @straightupdylan 2 года назад +284

    "I ain't going back to jail. I did my nickel, I ain't going back" bro this is sooooo iconic

  • @Savagecookies7
    @Savagecookies7 2 года назад +1374

    With how expensive water is at theme parks he probably spent more on the water than the ticket

    • @will_9910
      @will_9910 2 года назад +30

      Which is so asinine. And it's regular water too. Nothing special about it.

    • @andrewquintero7026
      @andrewquintero7026 2 года назад +9

      @@will_9910 no theme parks usually change 3 to 5 dollars for a regular water bottle.

    • @LauraDyehouse
      @LauraDyehouse 2 года назад +13

      Worked at king Island in Ohio and water is $4.95 after tax. I would always warn people before they got them. He no joke probably spend $50-80 on water

    • @andrewquintero7026
      @andrewquintero7026 2 года назад

      @@LauraDyehouse bro what the hell it have better have been a hot day or else they just got played like a fiddle who on earth wants to 50-80 dollars on water?!

    • @LauraDyehouse
      @LauraDyehouse 2 года назад +2

      @@andrewquintero7026 a family of like 10 😅

  • @Creppycookies
    @Creppycookies 2 года назад +8

    "Your candy tasted like doodo water" send me 😂😂😂😂 Man I was so stressed for you, ngl if I was in your situation I would've thought the same thing 😅😅😅 Mystery link tho 😂😭

  • @sleepwalker2649
    @sleepwalker2649 2 года назад +380

    swooz describing the paranoia perfectly - it sorta ramps up the more high you get until you peak….. the bathroom sensor “detecting substances” got me😂

    • @WeeeAffandi
      @WeeeAffandi 8 месяцев назад

      What was the sensor for ?

  • @aznpikachu215
    @aznpikachu215 2 года назад +841

    If Swoozie ever becomes a grandpa, he'll tell good stories.

    • @goldenwolf2462
      @goldenwolf2462 2 года назад +7

      Tell us a story grandpa *searches his RUclips channel* grab some popcorn kids

    • @marycooper4706
      @marycooper4706 2 года назад

      You will you will wait which newbie

    • @robertwolfgan
      @robertwolfgan 2 года назад

      I wish I could be there tbh

  • @MasochisticMaiden
    @MasochisticMaiden 2 года назад +37

    I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance.
    I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨
    I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 года назад +500

    Swoozie: _goes to the Theme Park._
    *Few minutes later:* “I have made a severe & continuous lapse of my judgment...”

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +1

      But U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @doeh.543
      @doeh.543 2 года назад +3

      Extrovert, you're becoming like Just Some Guy without a Mustache now because you're everywhere in the comments

  • @seamonkey02
    @seamonkey02 2 года назад +202

    I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.

  • @thedapperdisneydude
    @thedapperdisneydude 2 года назад +11

    Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂
    And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD

  • @texasbutter1341
    @texasbutter1341 2 года назад +160

    I like how sometimes he immediately gets into the story with no intro at all.

  • @creamii7017
    @creamii7017 2 года назад +1998

    hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽‍♂️

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 года назад +328

      I appreciate u watching for years hommie! I’m still having so much fun each time I post too so hopefully it’s showing when u guys watch!

    • @SomepersonotheInternet
      @SomepersonotheInternet 2 года назад

      Hi

    • @LeBeautiful
      @LeBeautiful 2 года назад +4

      never thought I'd watch a video and laugh so hard to the point I have the crackhead energy like sWooz on here..

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 2 года назад +1

      @@swoozie it definitely is showing homie. You have such an awesome energy every video and it shows even though we only hear your voice .

    • @RileysWatching
      @RileysWatching 2 года назад

      Omfg same tho 😂

  • @rosiegracewilson
    @rosiegracewilson 2 года назад +3

    this had me CRYING I can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud sm at a vid been watching u forever love u thanks

  • @R4yj4ck
    @R4yj4ck 2 года назад +176

    Title: Worst theme park trip ever
    Thumbnail: swoozie kneeling next to a toilet
    Me: Aw, did he get food poisoning? That always sucks.
    Me five minutes later: Oh this is much more hilarious.

  • @VeronicAM313
    @VeronicAM313 2 года назад +213

    Oh Swoozie. I learned from being friendly with stoners, NEVER EVER, eat candy or ANYTHING that you find. Always ask.

  • @owlover2437
    @owlover2437 2 года назад +13

    I find it slightly funny that your friend girl kept asking you what was wrong, when clearly you were high out of your mind with her gummies lol

  • @chrystiecastillo293
    @chrystiecastillo293 2 года назад +98

    Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!

  • @sheenacakes
    @sheenacakes 2 года назад +225

    crying on valentines day. swoozie always know how to cheer me up at the perfect times.

  • @LBoogie49
    @LBoogie49 2 года назад +3

    I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!

  • @squishprince
    @squishprince 2 года назад +67

    I legit don’t think I’ve watched your videos in years… watching this felt like I never skipped a beat. You had me cracking UPPPP the WHOLE video just like when I was a kid man!! I admire you so much since you were one of the first people I seen that looked like me on this platform as a kid. Made my whole day to see you again after so long. I’m noti gang now fam, need the Swooz level comedy back in my life lol. Thank you SO much for still being here and being one of my first favorite black internet creators!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @famg_films
    @famg_films 2 года назад +50

    2:28 "How do you feel?" "heh hamujanejflsjauoirogoajdhgrrere yes i feel gooder than a mug."

  • @Gallity
    @Gallity 2 года назад +1

    This is the WORST story to listen to when you’re sick with a cold because my sides hurt from LAUGHING AND WHEEZING SO MUCH! Your humour is gold tier 😂

  • @jackwilber6978
    @jackwilber6978 2 года назад +120

    It’s always a good day when swoozie posts

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад

      U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam

    • @chidaluokoro9104
      @chidaluokoro9104 2 года назад

      Yep

  • @Ahmad__Muslim
    @Ahmad__Muslim 2 года назад +128

    “I am hungrier than a hostage”- Swoozie 2022.

  • @unknownfromb8542
    @unknownfromb8542 2 года назад +2

    Mans said "They GOT her; they ain't bout to get ME."
    You're the best, Swoozie XD

  • @theadventurerstyle9306
    @theadventurerstyle9306 2 года назад +138

    This is funniest theme park story I ever heard. I laughed so hard too many times on video. Thanks Swoozie for making another great video

  • @kelbimckinley8042
    @kelbimckinley8042 2 года назад +59

    HIGHLY recommend getting intoxicated and watching this. Makes it SO FUNNY 😂😂

  • @donovanrobinson5811
    @donovanrobinson5811 2 месяца назад

    “I see you Swoozie, and I kinda just do this ‘✌️😙’ action” -That one right there REALLY got me, I don’t know why, but it got me😂😂😂

  • @l3gallyemo
    @l3gallyemo 2 года назад +48

    “Friend girl” is just iconic.

  • @mozzqueen96
    @mozzqueen96 2 года назад +69

    This was the best way to start my day. Never change swooz. Your energy in storytelling is unreal

  • @16SoulFlux
    @16SoulFlux 2 года назад +26

    Yeah, getting that huge of a dose will reeeaaallly get you paranoid. I'm glad you're ok, Swoozie!

  • @RECEPTOR17
    @RECEPTOR17 2 года назад +106

    That is one of the funniest and best impersonations of a perpetually flushing toilet I've heard. 😂
    Oh Swoozie, you poor soul. There were some very high Alligators in the sewer that evening.

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 2 года назад +53

    When the world needed him most...
    *sWooZie RETURNED*

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 года назад +16

      Trying hard to be the hero Gotham deserves. Just want to make u and the rest of the citizens proud!

    • @4nimeJax
      @4nimeJax 2 года назад +1

      @@swoozie Batman can't protect us till March, but you're here for us today 😤
      sWooZie: 1
      Dark Knight: 0

  • @infinitedelete
    @infinitedelete 2 года назад

    the super sayian “yoooo my boy” has me ROLLING 1:44

  • @mrskeydavis
    @mrskeydavis 2 года назад +89

    I almost popped blood vessels laughing so hard at this. You never disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blurby396
    @blurby396 2 года назад +91

    Swoozie getting high at a park is one interesting story

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад

      Brother U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

    • @blurby396
      @blurby396 2 года назад +3

      @@realfarmer21 U know what else is entertaining and totally not annoying? You advertising in Swoozie’s comment section and annoying commenters, get yo ass out of here

  • @killagoonz
    @killagoonz 2 года назад +1

    No one:
    sWooZie: BTW that candy, in your bag taste like DOODOO water.

  • @brady9326
    @brady9326 2 года назад +46

    “dat feel gooder than a mug” got me rolling 😭💀

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 года назад +125

    It’s amazing how much efforts he put into his videos to entertain us

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад

      Sis U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

  • @clockednClucked
    @clockednClucked 2 года назад +1

    "hungrier than a hostage" killed me XDDDD

  • @PhatomWarrior
    @PhatomWarrior 2 года назад +37

    Ayooooo that toilet flushing TOOK ME OUT !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole video is hilarious. Your mind sent you on a Rollercoaster lol

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 2 года назад +243

    I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎

    • @ObviousGoat2
      @ObviousGoat2 Год назад +2

      Yo I hope y’all I still together bro

  • @Milk-ml6jg
    @Milk-ml6jg 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how bro says “friend girl” to avoid saying “girl friend”

  • @foxsden
    @foxsden 2 года назад +26

    love the simple swoozie art style and storytelling, classic

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 года назад +112

    "Life is like going to a theme park, it has it's ups and downs. But it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride. Just be positive" - Master Oogway

    • @sadcrab9125
      @sadcrab9125 2 года назад +1

      "What? I never said that!" - Abraham Lincoln

  • @irishbananamafia9728
    @irishbananamafia9728 2 года назад +1

    I’ve been waiting for a story we’re you get absolutely fried, and this episode does not disappoint

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 2 года назад +83

    "This candy tasted like dookie."
    Me: Hm... either that was expired candy, in which he's gonna be hugging a toilet soon, or that was a bag of edibles.
    "That candy had stuff in it, and it's strong."
    Me, who also once made the mistake of having too many edibles at one time: ... Oh, this is gonna be a good one.

    • @EstoyPensando
      @EstoyPensando 2 года назад

      My thoughts exactly. I was like either he’s gonna have explosive diarrhea the whole day, or he’s going to be tripping the whole day

  • @ebo_style
    @ebo_style 2 года назад +48

    This might be one of the funniest stories you’ve told. I laughed so hard throughout this entire video.

  • @zlix8428
    @zlix8428 2 года назад +1

    "IM FEELING GOODER THEN A MUHG"😭🤣

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz 2 года назад +174

    This girl keeps asking him what's wrong and if he's alright, when he CLEARLY IS NOT. You know what happened girl! He had _the stuff._ You said you'd get him outta there, but noooo, keep riding the rides.

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom 2 года назад +5

      It’s pretty safe to assume she meant if he starts convulsing?
      Whatever the term used for an OD-ish reaction or something…

    • @AdamHolland-Adz
      @AdamHolland-Adz 2 года назад +23

      @@Artryom That may be true, but Swoozie was _clearly_ showing signs of paranoia and hyperactivity that should have gotten her concerned. The way Swoozie portrays her in the story is just kind of... silent about it all. It could be exaggerated a bit for the comedy of the video, but I still think this..

    • @Artryom
      @Artryom 2 года назад +1

      @@AdamHolland-Adz The Hyperactivity should be fine honestly, must've been a regular effect of whatever the edible was and the paranoia, the way he described it was sort of... Quiet about it all, sort of internal paranoia and not "I'm gonna go on a murder spree cuz you all against me!" so little to worry about getting him help from a medical professional type.
      He probably came out a bit chill but honestly, the only thing that should've been worrying to her was him asking for more basically... It was kind of dumb, I agree, for her to give it to him but alotta trust in him?
      Inexcusable of a reason but definitely could explain why she gave the bag to him I guess.
      It was definitely exaggerated since he's telling this story from his perspective, aka the man that's outta it at that moment, so a few things had to have been exaggerated majorly.
      But idk much so maybe you're the smart one here.

    • @TK-wk4hs
      @TK-wk4hs 2 года назад +13

      Bro it’s edibles, worst that will happen is hell have a panic attack… legit all he’s gotta do is go home and chill lmao

    • @MindOfSheesh
      @MindOfSheesh 2 года назад

      @@TK-wk4hs Facts, or you could end up like me and cry in the corner of your bedroom because your paranoid as hell, thinking you’re about to die because you ate to much edibles. 💀

  • @chowdercakes2818
    @chowdercakes2818 2 года назад +12

    Swoozie been doing this for decade and I still watch this man

  • @davidvillarreal3226
    @davidvillarreal3226 2 года назад +3

    Within the first two seconds of him saying the candy tasted bad and then being gummies I was like oooohhhhh noooooo. Especially he’s starving, you’re def going on a trip if not a bad one. 🤭😱😬

  • @SimplySerpentine
    @SimplySerpentine 2 года назад +18

    Man this edible ain't shit
    Random Guy:"Swoozie!!"
    *Regular Show Theme Starts."

  • @Panchho
    @Panchho 2 года назад +43

    SWooZie gets high off candy: *jumps on table and hypes up fan* 🤣

  • @outpostorange9580
    @outpostorange9580 2 года назад +1

    Drugs + theme park=rad time for anyone else but Swoozie

  • @woofy1988
    @woofy1988 2 года назад +39

    sWooZie: "I start eating the candy. And by the way this candy tastes disgusting."
    Me: "I already know where this is going. Enjoy your greenout if those were pot gummies, Adande"

  • @hitsuagaya112
    @hitsuagaya112 2 года назад +31

    everyday is a good day when Swooz drops

  • @mangageekking4027
    @mangageekking4027 2 года назад +1

    Man said “they got her, they ain’t gon get me” 😂😂😂

  • @mysteryxio9957
    @mysteryxio9957 2 года назад +47

    The fact that he remembers while he's so altered is both hilarious and awesome

  • @BUTTRUU
    @BUTTRUU 2 года назад +32

    My gosh I been waiting for this one from you😭🤣🤣

    • @RSndlrCBG
      @RSndlrCBG 2 года назад

      I thought you were verified

    • @MeMarcusTheCreator
      @MeMarcusTheCreator 2 года назад

      @@RSndlrCBG you should be.

    • @RSndlrCBG
      @RSndlrCBG 2 года назад

      @@MeMarcusTheCreator why me?

    • @MeMarcusTheCreator
      @MeMarcusTheCreator 2 года назад

      @@RSndlrCBG that wasn’t meant for you.

    • @RSndlrCBG
      @RSndlrCBG 2 года назад

      @@MeMarcusTheCreator makes sense

  • @zanzansworld220
    @zanzansworld220 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love this video, it’s just the beginning doesn’t give any context

  • @cenakruegerlover
    @cenakruegerlover 2 года назад +9

    I can understand the anxiety of having taken candies like that, especially unsupervised. I had a trip eating 3 pieces in one hit. Took maybe 3 hours for it to hit, but i literally disocciated and was able to watch myself do stuff as i was doing it, like the sinking scene from get out. Them candies are stress inducing.

  • @z3nithflame
    @z3nithflame 2 года назад +24

    Ain’t nothing like a SwooZie video to top the day 💯🔥🙌🏾

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 года назад +1

      Kuz man U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

  • @YourOnlyHero
    @YourOnlyHero 2 года назад +9

    She chose a theme trip over your health...that's gotta be your best friend forever ever
    5:37 I noticed that camera pop up at top of the screen. Wasn't there before lol

  • @GameFreak-tx5xf
    @GameFreak-tx5xf 2 года назад +23

    Hey man I just wanted to say I've seen all of your videos and I love the content and hope you keep on going and making amazing content and to let you know that all your subs love you and your content

  • @Mommavery
    @Mommavery 2 года назад +36

    Only swoozie can make a story about accidentally getting funky from some special candy at a theme park entertaining 🤣🤣

    • @GamextraMC
      @GamextraMC 2 года назад

      Special candy as in edibles

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 2 года назад +1

      I mean it's not that hard to make that kind of story interesting.

    • @Mommavery
      @Mommavery 2 года назад

      @@RaulDiaz-mp8ms yes but swoozie can make it wildly entertaining more so than normal

  • @JonathanKDeau
    @JonathanKDeau 2 года назад +2

    LMAO at "I feel gooder than a muug!" That is definitely a Florida thing! Lol

  • @XxSonamyxX
    @XxSonamyxX 2 года назад +15

    Bro the anxiety in this video is giving me anxiety and I've never even touched this stuff! Now I'm feeling like the cops are coming after me. I'm an accessory now Swoozie. You can't be telling me these stories! 😂

  • @ssj9devil
    @ssj9devil 2 года назад +13

    "this candy tastes disgusting" yup that's the aftertaste that then coats your mouth for the remainder of the day

  • @theepicguy6506
    @theepicguy6506 2 года назад +1

    1:44 Me when my parents bring ice cream back home

  • @meepmeep7471
    @meepmeep7471 2 года назад +17

    a few seconds in and swoozie already done goofed 💀