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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2024
  • Found a Gamestop that had a cute employee and of course nothing happened with that and everyone lived happier ever ever.
    *Looking through comments on my wall post to give credit to the girl that suggested this title for this vid. Will update it here once I find it.
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  • @JJ_10005
    @JJ_10005 4 года назад +4601

    “Have you seen avatar”
    “YEH”
    “I’m not in avatar” 😂😂

    • @subswithnovideos-bp4yf
      @subswithnovideos-bp4yf 4 года назад +73

      "Have you seen Avengers?"
      "OMG YAHH?"
      "Im not in Avengers either"

    • @zastar14
      @zastar14 4 года назад +29

      Wait which avatar, the blue people or "then the fire nation attacked" ????

    • @ttvkorb2773
      @ttvkorb2773 4 года назад +5

      Squidnugget 14 blue people

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 4 года назад

      The OMG thanks was Reddit G O L D

    • @EmeliaMelia
      @EmeliaMelia 4 года назад +5

      My new favourite response for whenever someone thinks they know me

  • @purpleplanetary
    @purpleplanetary 4 года назад +3531

    "How long y'all been dating?"
    "wEre mArRied aCTuaLLy"
    "???"

  • @Jomanro
    @Jomanro 4 года назад +3657

    He started their interactions with accidental SHOPLIFTING. LOL

  • @zebedwards9800
    @zebedwards9800 4 года назад +2815

    “My husband doesn’t rly trust me”
    “Why nah?”
    “I cheat on him”

  • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
    @PLNKYELLOWBLACK 4 года назад +4397

    Her and her new husband watching this together like: 🙇‍♀️👀

    • @hitclipsshorts
      @hitclipsshorts 4 года назад +56

      Lmao

    • @cool-acee
      @cool-acee 4 года назад +317

      😬. 😡
      👚. 👕
      👖. 👖
      👠👠. 🥾🥾

    • @tinafashion14
      @tinafashion14 4 года назад +8

      PlnkYellowBlack lmaooo

    • @xs5750
      @xs5750 4 года назад +6

      Loooool

    • @wailer20
      @wailer20 4 года назад +2

      Stolen comment

  • @istafa4530
    @istafa4530 3 года назад +229

    I died at "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED I-I-INNN

  • @baysusstudios59
    @baysusstudios59 4 года назад +804

    “You look familiar”
    “Have you seen avatar”
    “Yeah!”
    “I’m not in Avatar”

    • @alexandervk3006
      @alexandervk3006 3 года назад +12

      Nice, not like I watched the video.

    • @alexandervk3006
      @alexandervk3006 3 года назад +4

      @Best Adeniyi nope, was somebody else

    • @yalmer571
      @yalmer571 3 года назад +5

      *THE SWITCH CONTROLLERS WERE UPSIDE DOWNNNNN*

  • @yessir7998
    @yessir7998 4 года назад +3037

    “ Yo is the dude a Russian Spy, why is he always out of town.”
    - Swoozie 2019
    🤣🤣

  • @tedtc1787
    @tedtc1787 4 года назад +1733

    “Have you seen avatar”
    “YEH”
    “Im not in avatar”
    “Oh”

    • @xupeki9192
      @xupeki9192 3 года назад +10

      have u seen avengers
      YEAH
      im not in it

    • @typhlosion8972
      @typhlosion8972 3 года назад

      xupeki
      Oh

    • @zathora8139
      @zathora8139 3 года назад

      @@typhlosion8972 lol i didnt know you can go that far! :D

    • @SpatME
      @SpatME 3 года назад +1

      lt.Unknown same

  • @catubz
    @catubz 4 года назад +350

    Girl: *has a companion*
    sWooZie: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    • @babcan3196
      @babcan3196 3 года назад +1

      man u ended everyones careert

  • @imnottaken9051
    @imnottaken9051 3 года назад +51

    "I'm not in avengers either boo I'm sorryyyy"

    • @bray6233
      @bray6233 3 года назад

      Hey bling bling do you still wanna date susan

  • @animationswithjy9069
    @animationswithjy9069 4 года назад +1793

    Girl: I cheat on him.
    Swoozie: 🎶I knew you were trouble when you walked in. 🎶

    • @kainuipenaloza9395
      @kainuipenaloza9395 4 года назад +14

      And that was the first time...

    • @bleach7511
      @bleach7511 4 года назад +3

      A minecraft song line in this guys channel I'm done

    • @Sentou91
      @Sentou91 4 года назад +13

      Freaking lost it at this point (つ▽

    • @zahirahballinger2387
      @zahirahballinger2387 4 года назад +9

      i died over that flashback

    • @lbsjayy
      @lbsjayy 4 года назад +1

      I died laughing at this part

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 4 года назад +4921

    This guy swoozie has gone through like every experience in life

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 4 года назад +174

      Lol. Trinidadians love to tell our life stories in detail...🇹🇹🇹🇹

    • @avoid6485
      @avoid6485 4 года назад +10

      Ay DEM TRINADALINAS BTW😣😣😣😣

    • @DeeDiamond2981
      @DeeDiamond2981 4 года назад +4

      @@avoid6485 Trinidad and Tobago ppl..

    • @avoid6485
      @avoid6485 4 года назад +3

      @@DeeDiamond2981 lol😪

    • @7Metal7Monkey7
      @7Metal7Monkey7 4 года назад +2

      Not really.

  • @kidzzone7356
    @kidzzone7356 3 года назад +52

    "How long y'all been dating?"
    "wEre mArRied aCTuaLLy"
    "yeah Imma head out"...

  • @thesaltysailor8035
    @thesaltysailor8035 4 года назад +81

    Nobody:
    Adanate: I kNeW YoU wErE TrOuBLe wHeN yoU wALkeD IIIIHEHIN

    • @WheresMyPho
      @WheresMyPho 3 года назад

      What video was that original from?

    • @thesaltysailor8035
      @thesaltysailor8035 3 года назад +1

      @@WheresMyPho it was a video about him investigating if his girlfriend was cheating, and when he got back he pretended he was just jamming out to the song.

    • @WheresMyPho
      @WheresMyPho 3 года назад

      @@thesaltysailor8035 oh yeah, do u remember what it was called lmao

    • @blmandendarstheangels1935
      @blmandendarstheangels1935 3 года назад +2

      I think it’s Adande

  • @surajshaw9703
    @surajshaw9703 4 года назад +1166

    I like how he said...
    These "girls" ain't loyal...🤣🤣
    Gotta maintain that family friendly image.

    • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
      @AyushKumar-oy1zv 4 года назад +6

      yeah man

    • @TheMNHShow
      @TheMNHShow 4 года назад +5

      Yeah RUclips Rewind filming is in a few months so he gotta be careful

    • @surajshaw9703
      @surajshaw9703 4 года назад +1

      @@pen-qy2yl Damn straight...

    • @surajshaw9703
      @surajshaw9703 4 года назад

      @@cherriihsbxjs4656 I do not live in a western country, so I do not know any white girls... But I am sure at least not all of them can be like that, are they?

    • @cherriihsbxjs4656
      @cherriihsbxjs4656 4 года назад +2

      Suraj Shaw well, so far all the white girls I have met and befriended have been like that, but there are probably some good white girls who wouldn’t betray u

  • @MiguelGarcia-th5pn
    @MiguelGarcia-th5pn 4 года назад +1974

    This man is teaching us how to stay in our lane and not interfere with people’s lives 😤😤😤

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art 4 года назад +10

      Miguel Garcia RESPECT

    • @divadoge5584
      @divadoge5584 4 года назад +11

      and get that bread

    • @divadoge5584
      @divadoge5584 4 года назад +11

      or acquire the cheese

    • @wildrain8602
      @wildrain8602 4 года назад +7

      @@divadoge5584 Also, known as the paper

    • @Neo.Jordon
      @Neo.Jordon 4 года назад +2

      Are you saying you're learning from his mistakes? Or that he's a good example of staying out people's business. Cause he's a mess

  • @bigboibeanie1781
    @bigboibeanie1781 3 года назад +75

    Girl:”he doesn’t really trust me”
    Swoozie: “why nah?”
    Girl:”I cheated on him”
    Me:”I BEG YOUR PARDON.......I BEG YOUR PARDON!”

  • @Ethlop1084
    @Ethlop1084 3 года назад +80

    I feel bad for this “Kimberly” from GameStop when she sees this...

  • @XxEliteSk1llzxX
    @XxEliteSk1llzxX 4 года назад +2531

    This girl had red flags painted across her face... Swoozie 100% knew she’d make a good video

  • @Shay_XD
    @Shay_XD 4 года назад +3104

    This video is the epitome of why you don't get married at 19.

    • @afterlifeasmr2733
      @afterlifeasmr2733 4 года назад +42

      im happily married at 19, 21 now. shits been good

    • @somerandomguy3037
      @somerandomguy3037 4 года назад +76

      Will Sessions Well, it can work but it’s just if you both are mature and have full trust in each other

    • @davidburke4101
      @davidburke4101 4 года назад +111

      @@somerandomguy3037 For every success story of a couple married at 18-21, theres like 20 more of marriages falling apart. Just because it can be successful doesn't mean that it's a good idea.

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 4 года назад +6

      My cousin got married @ 18 didn't work at well.

    • @berryblueish13
      @berryblueish13 4 года назад +21

      It takes maturity to be married that young lol

  • @_swmc8_613
    @_swmc8_613 3 года назад +49

    “Maybe we can all go to church”
    😂😂😂

  • @Matty002
    @Matty002 3 года назад +247

    does this make for a good story? yeah
    should you have immediately stopped talking to her when she admitted to cheating? definitely. thats how people end up dead

    • @anthonypolanc0
      @anthonypolanc0 2 года назад +22

      Swoozie is putting himself on the line for that PAPER

    • @braybomb622
      @braybomb622 2 года назад +8

      @@anthonypolanc0 “the bread, the cheddar, the money, the QUUAC”

    • @larry1816
      @larry1816 2 года назад +2

      @@braybomb622 Lo siento, *NOT* lo siento

  • @zayzay9922
    @zayzay9922 4 года назад +12883

    _Swoozie is the prime example of_
    “ Don’t chase girls chase that *PAPER* “

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 года назад +18

      @@braydennewman7937 change your name to 69 subs with no vids

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 4 года назад +40

      a great man once said “is it too much to ask for both?”

    • @honoka1040
      @honoka1040 4 года назад +11

      Then the girl don’t chase you, the girl chases the paper lmao

    • @shxfty7698
      @shxfty7698 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @lokiofasgard7780
      @lokiofasgard7780 4 года назад +3

      It hurts that the other quotation mark can fit on the other line if you just deleted a space.

  • @chilltemper
    @chilltemper 4 года назад +1290

    Kim: So I'm gonna divorce my husband
    Swoozie: *silently pours glass of water*

    • @horacejohnson1278
      @horacejohnson1278 4 года назад +12

      Funniest part had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @qures5763
      @qures5763 4 года назад

      @@horacejohnson1278 same

    • @adxttfrmbx
      @adxttfrmbx 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @blackiceyt9164
      @blackiceyt9164 4 года назад +4

      How the hell did I read this, AS S(HE) SAID IT🤣!? This happens to me when ever I read the comments mid video it it's hilarious 😂

  • @tateroflater4822
    @tateroflater4822 3 года назад +64

    "You know avatar?" "Omg yes!" "I'm not in avatar" 😂😂 can't stop laughing haha

  • @suckit6138
    @suckit6138 3 года назад +120

    I want to get hired at her GameStop store.

  • @dogs470p9
    @dogs470p9 4 года назад +1575

    Me: accidentally shoots girl
    Every boy in the lobby: *shoots me*

    • @icebear4482
      @icebear4482 4 года назад +10

      Dogs470P lol

    • @icebear4482
      @icebear4482 4 года назад +28

      ACG - VΩID *i respawned*

    • @crazyhotdog9300
      @crazyhotdog9300 4 года назад +4

      idk what hotel you went to, but shooting someone doesnt sound very accidental

    • @dogs470p9
      @dogs470p9 4 года назад +2

      @@crazyhotdog9300 Not a hotel... I'm talking about Rainbow six siege.

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN 4 года назад +7

      @@dogs470p9 haha ik what you mean!
      As soon as the girl player gets attacked they all turn into Knights and Guards!

  • @emmaskye994
    @emmaskye994 4 года назад +2211

    "Well, we're married actually."
    SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

  • @moonrisehowler1842
    @moonrisehowler1842 4 года назад +17

    10:00 "I'm to pretty for jail now, I can't go back-" *hUH*

  • @PikaSwamps
    @PikaSwamps 3 года назад +92

    3:11
    Kim: “Yeah, my husband doesn’t really trust me.”
    sWooZie: “Why not?”
    Kim: “I cheated on him.”
    3:16
    It was about here when I just started losing it! It just keeps going, too! Just keep listening from this point on! 😆🤣😂

  • @JeremyB12345
    @JeremyB12345 4 года назад +3165

    “I kNew you wEre trOuBle when yOu wAlKed iiiiiiiin”

    • @mercylopez4088
      @mercylopez4088 4 года назад +33

      Barwinny I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN SWOOZIE SAID IT🤣🤣

    • @sixate9
      @sixate9 4 года назад +14

      3:17

    • @cj.2eezy
      @cj.2eezy 4 года назад +5

      I remember that video!

    • @mrblueblack
      @mrblueblack 4 года назад

      @@mercylopez4088 same

    • @Ne4kz4o8
      @Ne4kz4o8 4 года назад

      Kaylie Cabrera bruh I did too wtf 😭😭

  • @spiner737
    @spiner737 4 года назад +555

    "iS tHiS dUDe A rUsSiAn SpY wHy hE oUtTa ToWn" lmao

  • @cosmiccreation_7307
    @cosmiccreation_7307 3 года назад +17

    I love how her husband is always out of town.. Not sus or anything..

  • @ShaunTayaba
    @ShaunTayaba 4 года назад +4016

    all swoozie's stories w/ girls are crazy asf 😭😂

    • @Mysteriofreeflying
      @Mysteriofreeflying 4 года назад +27

      Yeah I'm a girl and even I know that But guys can also be crazy too. 😜

    • @firflys
      @firflys 4 года назад +2

      Correct

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 4 года назад +2

      This one was a story with an actual life fairytale ending. YoungLoveCraeYo. This why my teenage years and twenties were just filled with random, albeit occasional, hookups. Being young and actually in love is an oxymoron only reserved for the few. The rest of us many should just fuck all day err'day until we emotionally mature enough to settle down. Another reason I'd laugh at women my age, back then, who acted like they had it all figured out. In my mind I'd be like, " *pfft* 8itch... it's so fresh, you acting more mature then me, when alot of ni99as in the hood, including my black ass, been wit' you. I don't think it's coz' you are more "enloghtened" then us... pro'lly more coz' you gullible ass fuks. I'm just glad you smart enough to hold a job down, you ain't got a mess of kids and you not some amateur porn star, recording your punk ass wit' sum ni99a who might be dark enough to revenge porn your fine ass." Just super sayan. No problem being sexual, especially being young. Just be smart and private bout' it. That has never failed me.

    • @ir315plays7
      @ir315plays7 4 года назад +2

      I guess I'm not picking sides 😑

    • @alonzogonzalez3910
      @alonzogonzalez3910 4 года назад +3

      @Lily Valac Have any proof?

  • @misomar7193
    @misomar7193 4 года назад +2302

    "Lo Siento, NOT Lo Siento"
    --sWooZie, 2019

  • @kimsssss
    @kimsssss 3 года назад +20

    My name is kim lol that kim sounds like she’s for the STREEETS!

  • @aadestroyersecondaccount157
    @aadestroyersecondaccount157 3 года назад +8

    3:16 that one English teacher telling you off as soon as you entered the classroom

  • @BopMan
    @BopMan 4 года назад +4031

    I think Swoozie be putting himself in these situations for some juicy stories 😂
    But it's for that paper!!!

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 4 года назад +627

    That girl cheated on her husband more than Swoozie cheated on tests in school

  • @bluesamurai2976
    @bluesamurai2976 3 года назад +13

    "Is this dude a Russian spy why he always out of town" -Swoozie

  • @Mayankbhattacharya
    @Mayankbhattacharya 3 года назад +25

    @davidsocomedy is a meme now? 😂 7:08

  • @dp2774
    @dp2774 4 года назад +295

    “Have you seen Captain america?”
    “YEAH?!”
    “Im not in it”

  • @andrewrobinson4324
    @andrewrobinson4324 4 года назад +90

    I love how this girl makes cheating seem like a minor accident

  • @ewalkobeats7838
    @ewalkobeats7838 3 года назад +10

    “Have you seen avatar”
    *gasp* “yeah!”
    “I’m not the avatar”

  • @goldensapphire1834
    @goldensapphire1834 4 года назад +133

    I love when swoozie tries to interpret girls
    He’s totally wrong most of the time

  • @mostbeautifulyoutuber3225
    @mostbeautifulyoutuber3225 4 года назад +2381

    She lying cause she knew you would make a story now her and her boyfriend looking at this eating snacks laughing

    • @shadytea8367
      @shadytea8367 4 года назад +82

      i don't think they planned this. i mean it's stupid to take months out of your life for this and then she got married to someone else A YEAR later

    • @thebiggestcartifanever
      @thebiggestcartifanever 4 года назад +1

      Facts dead ass believe it 👍

    • @greenthunder1000
      @greenthunder1000 4 года назад

      Lmao sure. If that guy is worth a damn he’s long gone

    • @smg3250
      @smg3250 4 года назад +7

      Don't think sexually assaulting a person and potentially getting arrested is worth a little video. No one's that crazy.

  • @Apollo2198
    @Apollo2198 4 года назад +742

    “I knew you were trouble when you walked in” i lost it 😂

  • @_taaykay_784
    @_taaykay_784 3 года назад +1

    It's that time of year... time to rewatch this entire channel like it's ur favorite Netflix show

  • @monikamatas9340
    @monikamatas9340 Год назад +3

    I've been watching Swoozie since I was in school (dunno if it was elementary or middle school though), I am 21 now. He's my favorite RUclipsr.
    At one point, I was playing Starbound & I've put on a Swoozie 4 hour playlist that I've replayed TWICE! That memory holds a special place in my heart ❤

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +2495

    *"So, I'm gonna divorce my husband"*
    _* casually puts water from a water bottle into a mug *_

  • @realo3503
    @realo3503 4 года назад +823

    Kim: he don’t even know my password
    Me: are you sure about that

    • @DizzyHotSauce
      @DizzyHotSauce 4 года назад +8

      Bruh people don't even try to make good phone passwords, there practically isn't even a point of using them if it's not secure.
      Digits? They use their birthday, or 1234.
      Pattern? Straight down, and to the right.
      Hotel? Trivago.

    • @mustafasuliman4007
      @mustafasuliman4007 4 года назад

      i do as well ?

    • @itsdogwoofwoof
      @itsdogwoofwoof 4 года назад

      @@DizzyHotSauce you got me man

    • @GodlyXeno
      @GodlyXeno 4 года назад +1

      no its like
      Kim: He don't even know my password
      John cena: *are you sure about that*

    • @rxzyy360
      @rxzyy360 4 года назад

      @@DizzyHotSauceoof

  • @JoeMama-uy8cu
    @JoeMama-uy8cu 3 года назад +7

    When he started singing that's when I knew I had to subscribe and turn on notification😂😂

  • @mxza4794
    @mxza4794 8 месяцев назад

    It’s been 5 years and I still love this guy

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 4 года назад +1523

    "Have you seen Avatar?
    Have you seen Avengers?"
    sWooZie: what I say sometimes when I get noticed & I’m feeling trolly
    *Lol*

    • @ashh8731
      @ashh8731 4 года назад +9

      Yoooo I saw you commenting on another video a few days ago...
      Do you think midnight club will ever get a new release?

    • @izpsychic
      @izpsychic 4 года назад +1

      AHHH WE MEET AGAIN FELLOW BLACKPANTHA FAN

    • @ultimateastro1
      @ultimateastro1 4 года назад +1

      Well he does look like the gym teacher from far from home lmao

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 4 года назад +2

      wanna see more people try this irl haha

    • @davidj.9580
      @davidj.9580 4 года назад +2

      I also watched the video

  • @liagem2087
    @liagem2087 4 года назад +696

    I am obsessed with ur girl voice.

  • @blowup24mlb26
    @blowup24mlb26 3 года назад +6

    As soon as she said, "nah he outta town" Swooz you should've bounced dude 😂

  • @peberg9194
    @peberg9194 3 года назад +6

    3:17
    *you singing* I knew you were trouble when we walked in
    *me* SHAME ON ME NOW OW

  • @BoiZee
    @BoiZee 4 года назад +2741

    “My husband doesn’t rly trust me”
    “Why nah?”
    “I cheat on him”
    Me: *HoLd Up, WaYt A mInUtE, sUmN aInT rItE*

  • @jaylat2004
    @jaylat2004 4 года назад +224

    Highkey feel like this is just Swoozie trying to figure out his Game Informer magazine situation 👀

  • @Cloud91738
    @Cloud91738 3 года назад +4

    Rewatching these, Swoozie you put yourself in a lot of these situations bruh 😂

  • @genaro5802
    @genaro5802 3 года назад +4

    “I knew you were trouble when u walked in“ lmao

  • @3v3ry1P1zDanc
    @3v3ry1P1zDanc 4 года назад +560

    I just want you to know, Swoozie, that I stopped midway into the last episode of Stranger Things Season 3 for this.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +90

      Okay now THAT is love!

    • @Theyfwkay
      @Theyfwkay 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @trinity4440
      @trinity4440 4 года назад +3

      sWooZie dang, i’m sorry swoozie but i’d never do that

    • @galaxy1116
      @galaxy1116 4 года назад

      Stranger things are boring

    • @jessejcs264
      @jessejcs264 4 года назад +1

      @@galaxy1116 can be majority of the episodes is like 30 mins of boring shit then the good stuff happens at the end then ends at a bad time and you keep watching

  • @hoodedbeast1126
    @hoodedbeast1126 4 года назад +2698

    “Yeah he doesn’t trust me”
    “Why not”
    “I cheated on him”
    “I kNeW yOu WeRe TrOuBLe WhEn yOu WaLkEd iN”

    • @something3476
      @something3476 4 года назад +2

      Hooded Beast I see many people with this pfp lol

    • @Isaiah50001
      @Isaiah50001 4 года назад +8

      YO! I DIED LAUGHING!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cmmss
      @cmmss 4 года назад +8

      Hmm you got the same profile pic, weird

    • @fluffyflufffox1385
      @fluffyflufffox1385 4 года назад +2

      Hooded Beast your profile picture explains everything lol

    • @austinwhite6096
      @austinwhite6096 4 года назад

      Hooded Beast lmao I read this as it happened

  • @user-jk5bg6mh5q
    @user-jk5bg6mh5q 4 года назад +22

    Did this just randomly appear in someone else’s recommended?

  • @nicknames_s8460
    @nicknames_s8460 3 года назад +6

    “I put them in the BOX”, the forever box?

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 4 года назад +345

    Bruh. That relationship was a level of toxic I can’t understand let alone handle.

  • @thedivineenergy
    @thedivineenergy 4 года назад +1279

    *The moral of the story is:*
    *If your talking to a chick at game stop and you hear Careless Whisper*
    *playing in the background. You better grab that paper, that bread, that cheddar,*
    *that money, and the guac. Los siento no los siento! And Run! 😜*

  • @johnster02
    @johnster02 3 года назад +1

    i love how at 6:28 he throws in these humble brags. it’s awesome

  • @LEAN_ZAZA4eva
    @LEAN_ZAZA4eva Год назад +1

    I swear this dude has gone through every problem in life

  • @effannni
    @effannni 4 года назад +1294

    Swoozie needs to drop an "Am I still a Virgin" video immediately

    • @xumf
      @xumf 4 года назад +12

      Do I unlike cuz I don’t want to ruin the 69 cuz in 70th like

    • @leena4212
      @leena4212 4 года назад +23

      He's waiting til marriage

    • @cornellwaters9089
      @cornellwaters9089 4 года назад +13

      He's smashing the virgin thing keeps people watching and subscribing. Remember he's a gamer and entertainer.

    • @thiccpotatoe8447
      @thiccpotatoe8447 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @scholasticbookfair.
      @scholasticbookfair. 4 года назад +18

      Fr I always wonder whether he is or isn't but I doubt he'd give a straight answer these days. He used to be so transparent but we barely hear from him anymore

  • @TYfariguy
    @TYfariguy 4 года назад +818

    Whole time this girl is thinking “I’m gonna end up being a Swoozie story”
    Edit: why did you wear the hat for this recording 😂 when you knew this was just gonna be animated 😂

    • @trinityjohnson1833
      @trinityjohnson1833 4 года назад +13

      Tafari TV that’s from an old video

    • @littlefemi1770
      @littlefemi1770 4 года назад +2

      That's from the Girlfriend Trust Issues Video

    • @shazybean131
      @shazybean131 4 года назад +7

      Tafari TV our boi’s using old clips to save time.

  • @microsynical3576
    @microsynical3576 3 года назад

    This is the last video I watched from this channel and I'm proud of how far its come

  • @furb7695
    @furb7695 3 года назад +4

    0:33 reminds me of Dunkey prank calling party city

  • @alexifelton1070
    @alexifelton1070 4 года назад +1161

    Maybe we can all go to church?
    😂😂😂💀

  • @doyinadeyemi7958
    @doyinadeyemi7958 4 года назад +217

    As soon as she said “I’m married”,
    swoozie should’ve ran🤣
    but then we’d have no video am I right lmfaoo

  • @Thgoat
    @Thgoat 2 года назад +2

    "maybe we should all go to church?!" This is an underrated one lmao

  • @BlueAnimatedArt
    @BlueAnimatedArt 3 года назад +2

    3:17
    So the blame is on me noww,

  • @BenDover-rv5ub
    @BenDover-rv5ub 4 года назад +1147

    “Have you seen avengers?”
    “YEAH”
    “I’m not in avengers boo”
    Lol I’m dead 😂

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 4 года назад +3

      My channel too at this one 😂😂😂😂

    • @KoragiousJ03
      @KoragiousJ03 4 года назад +1

      Ben Dover oh shit u have 911 likes

    • @anngore8115
      @anngore8115 4 года назад +1

      911

  • @ermehgerd4374
    @ermehgerd4374 4 года назад +1299

    Stealing from Toys R Us, and now Gamestop, Swoozie!?
    I dont even know who you are anymore 🥺

  • @mahinhossain7647
    @mahinhossain7647 3 года назад +1

    3:17
    LMAO good singing

  • @shakenjacob7946
    @shakenjacob7946 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite video of yours, its so hilarious.

  • @trollextrize6380
    @trollextrize6380 4 года назад +1215

    The paper, the bread, the cheddar, the money, the guac😂

  • @laurenmitera8486
    @laurenmitera8486 4 года назад +234

    Sawyer: Let's play basketball
    Adande: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @you2angel1
    @you2angel1 4 года назад

    Dude that was awesome.
    I think alot girls need to hear this story.

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim97 3 года назад +3

    We will never understand how much of a homie Swoozie is

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 4 года назад +109

    "Hang out in a group setting... Maybe we can go to church."
    Swoozie kills me!

  • @lindsey5365
    @lindsey5365 4 года назад +833

    This chick can't respect a marriage what makes you think she will respect you or herself??

    • @bduque2003
      @bduque2003 4 года назад

      Yeah stfu

    • @LeSenatorJirb
      @LeSenatorJirb 4 года назад +15

      2wAy Bryan no

    • @dog6413
      @dog6413 4 года назад +12

      2wAy Bryan no

    • @bduque2003
      @bduque2003 4 года назад

      Elell Elle didn’t ask 4 an answer

    • @runsprints4life767
      @runsprints4life767 4 года назад +22

      @@bduque2003 oh fuck off nigga, nobody asked ya, so go find someone else to annoy. I ain't finna waist time with yo ass.

  • @itzjj1036
    @itzjj1036 3 года назад +3

    Swoozie has gone through so much stuff
    He’s funny like hilarious
    I like how swoozie puts logic into vids
    And he’s just perfect lol love swoozies vids wasup swoozie
    These story’s are so great and the logic is funny like I said I respect ✊🏽 your content

  • @smoothpotato957
    @smoothpotato957 3 года назад +3

    You know her final mission was just get married again 😂 MO MONEY BABY! 😂

  • @spiderversed7661
    @spiderversed7661 4 года назад +404

    *"That Paper, The Bread The Cheese, The Money, The guac lo siento not lo siento."*

    • @getnoob3946
      @getnoob3946 4 года назад +2

      I love this, and loved that 😂😂😂😂

    • @Whynotmini
      @Whynotmini 4 года назад +1

      He said Guap 😐

  • @Eiji475
    @Eiji475 4 года назад +680

    Swoozie is the T Swift of RUclips but instead of making songs about his relationships, he makes videos.

    • @TT-sf2ct
      @TT-sf2ct 4 года назад +1

      AnimeGURU475 his last 3 videos wasn’t about girls

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @lamboodabest
      @lamboodabest 4 года назад +1

      Uwu taiga aisaka

    • @KaitlinKalLee
      @KaitlinKalLee 4 года назад +2

      I will forever see him this way now 😂😂

  • @robloxgirlyx1398
    @robloxgirlyx1398 3 года назад +13

    Wut did she- oh oh ohh no oh no no no no NOO that’s jail luckily that I opened my Christian shop right here
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  • @monikamatas9340
    @monikamatas9340 Год назад +1

    God I love Swoozie & his videos so much . He seems like such a nice guy, my heart would be shattered if he and his video were all an act 😢

  • @nissiedeboer
    @nissiedeboer 4 года назад +298

    At this point I’m just convinced you stick around these crazy girls so you can tell a good story later, I appreciate you doing that for us man ❤️

    • @7thprime
      @7thprime 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 года назад +32

      😇

    • @ugabooga659
      @ugabooga659 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ashley-sv4lo
      @ashley-sv4lo 4 года назад

      sWooZie
      I like how you only post good storys and not junk like sum RUclipsrs 😂

  • @MasonSalmonPD
    @MasonSalmonPD 4 года назад +510

    Swoozies great singing “I knew you were trouble when you walked in” 3:18

    • @hooneycomb4718
      @hooneycomb4718 4 года назад +19

      3:17

    • @DaGoodVybe
      @DaGoodVybe 4 года назад +2

      Mxdia Salmon LOLOLOOOOOOOO

    • @straightupdylan
      @straightupdylan 4 года назад +9

      He recorded that 2 or 3 years ago

    • @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17
      @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 4 года назад +2

      @@straightupdylan what old video was it

    • @straightupdylan
      @straightupdylan 4 года назад +1

      @@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 ruclips.net/video/IuUpkdnBi-M/видео.html 4:34 in that video

  • @euniewolfe4315
    @euniewolfe4315 3 года назад +2

    3:21 "SO SHAME ON ME NOW" 😂

  • @michaelgray6431
    @michaelgray6431 4 года назад +3

    She belongs to the Streets!

  • @gammerkennethv6725
    @gammerkennethv6725 4 года назад +568

    Love this video
    Swoozie: u got a mansss??
    Kim: yea I’m married 💍
    Swoozie:I gotta go edit bye

  • @swga_top1
    @swga_top1 4 года назад +657

    hes playing with the switch controller upside down and still wins
    truly a legend