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I only check the internet for New episodes of Better Call Saul, Raised by Wolves & Swoozie vids.
I appreciate u and everything u do for this country!
didnt know you could send money
@Niceguy huh
@@FruitaFuka does he fart?
@@ceedrix9263 yeah its super thanks
you know I think swoozie's dating problems largely come down to the fact that he constantly dates people that have to get a flight just to see him again, this man cannot do long-distance
As my grandfather used to say, “Amor de lejos amor de pendejos.”
@@dannyboyzuniga9378 beautiful
I agree. Said the same thing
@sWooZie You should focus on finding someone nearrerererere to you location. That's how I got my wife bro.
@@dannyboyzuniga9378 Your grandfather was a wise man.
swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice
That’s me bro it’s so annoying but I like to help ppl with their problems
That is me I’m like red skull I guide people to a treasure I can’t possess
True
exactly
here before this comments gets 1000 likes
This is a perfect example of why "situationships" don't work. If she's not your official girlfriend, she has no reason to be loyal. If he's not your official boyfriend, he has every right to entertain other women! If you like her enough to feel jealousy, ask her to be your exclusive girlfriend. If you don't, a "Damian" will come around and do it first 😩
learned that and agree
If a girl wants to be in a situationship you already know she a thot why would you make it official? Treat her like a situationship if she is letting it happen
Wise words Nikki
Bruh
Words of the saints advice right there damn that was facts
True to an extent. Like swooz said he did have a girlfriend and the same thing happened🤷🏾♂️
10 years later and Swoozie is still dealing with the exact same woman problems😂😂😂😂😂
Swoozie ain't ever been caught lacking with his fits, they on point every time
*hair flick emoji
@@swoozie you ain't got no hair tho 😭
@@ozan8636 out of pocket 😭😭
@@swoozie drippy
@@ozan8636 💀
"Why can't I just meet a girl, like a girl, the girl like me, and then everybody's happy?!" When I tell you, I felt this in my soul! LOL
That’s idealistic and not how relationships work.
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet6360 Clearly.
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet6360 I mean that’s how all relationships start no?
Girls will not be loyal just because she likes you. You have to do a million other things for possible loyalty. It's best to just assume she will cheat at some point and then drop her when she finally does.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 yo, who hurt you brother?
as soon as she said “its been a year i’m still not completely over my ex” i would have been out SO FAST
yeah exactly
She will punish you for not being someone else. Men, respect who you are.
Hey Swoozie you’ve literally made me actually get out of bed and do morning routines and get over anxiety, you be giving us advice but for me your helping me get over with morning routines, Keep up the great work Swooz!
🤜🏽🤛🏼
I exactly know what you mean. I love that for you 🥰
Swoozie out here giving us real life advice that will stick. Keep up the amazing work!
Sending the elevator back down to you!
Thank you I don’t like walking
Nah dude. 100000% sure she was clapping her ex while she made this dude wait 😂
When Swoozie shows up in the video, you know it's gonna be extra🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Playtime... OVER
@@swoozie bro that "i don't have time for this" after getting called out hits to close to home 😔💔
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear mike
@@DopeDevastation you don’t even know bro
@@daddyyjoker692 oh ik, dealt with it so many times its unbelievable
I've watched your RUclips for, like....11 years. And you still give that positive comforting vibe that helps my anxiety melt away. Thank you for bringing a smile to this night shift nurse aides' face! :D
Damn, I really needed that ending advice. Some thoughts had been bugging me, they ain't bugging me no more.
Simpin ain't pimpin
girls will literally cheat on you if you let them
Glad to hear that man.
Also f*ck these bots.
Yes
Please don't treat women like that.
I don't have any friends to talk about these girl/relationship stuff. So whenever I watch a Swoozie upload, it lowkey kinda makes you feel like you're there, listening to the actual conversation IRL.
I'll be your friend, one piece style.
You know girls can be friends too
@@Mikoto13 girls don’t give accurate dating advice everyone knows this
Chasing women is crazy I understand when u simp is SAD and u become desperate this happened to Me during the events leading to prom I dame their got played by three fine girls two at work and one at school they played me but still wanted to star at me eventhough they had boyfriends my cousin said if they look at u that want u that just ain't it though I literally blew this girl phone thought she was going to be my prom date and it felt like I ended up developing feelings for her because I still continue to think about her to this day I will however get over her when I can and to think they have boyfriends I feel bad I did that to her that's I decided to stop chasing women because of that because I get desperate and sad over someone I wasn't going to get then when I say I don't want women I'm gay but little do they know I ain't gonna get hurt I don't wish anyone to get hurt like I did or played like I did it isn't worth it
@@Mikoto13 what, no way
Man, your cousin gave you a Kevin Samuels-like message when it comes to knowing your 'value' and it was on point! I love it!
Bro I’m sooo convinced that I’ll never find someone who truly likes me the same way I like them. I relate to way to many of these stories, wishing you good energy my man!
Man forgot his number 1 rule: “I ain’t nobody’s plan B, either you choose me or you lose me.”
Keep your head up, King. Remember what you taught us.
Yeah, this seemed very contrary to his other videos, made it interesting. He gave different advice.
@@cruetusnex Hes interring the manosphere, he’s on some incel stuff. Don’t take that advice.
@filleswe91 @Actually I’m Not Really Sure Yet agree with both of you. It does seem that way. The advice was awful and definitely pushed incel energy.
@filleswe91 Bruh, how are y'all calling him an incel when he's literally telling guys to not get played like he did. Clowns and goofies everywhere. Or in other words, simps.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 That’s literally what incels say, especially the “be mean to girls” followed up by the contradictory “respect them” like the lion = alpha in his metaphor and sheep = beta / simps. You’re probably one of them if you think this was good advice on dating women. There’s a reason why Swoozie can’t get a girlfriend and it’s because his views are messed up.
The first red flag brother was her saying that she’s still trying to get over her ex. That’s her indicating that she’s emotionally unavailable and will take any type of “attention” she can get to validate her low self-esteem. I can empathize with you on this one brother!
Yep especially after talking for a year. Most women if they serious will drop their ex
Preach
At the very least I can respect that she was vocal about that before they became official, she's better than a lot of ppl who hide their baggage from their previous relationships.
They always go back to that one ex smh 🤦🏾♂️
Absolutely none of that stuff matters. Swoozie had action and access with her. All he had to do is spark strong, gut-level attraction. She was clearly open to it based upon how easily the other guy broke the touch barrier, and went on a simple date at the Pier. He placed himself in the Friendzone. He was her famous, harmless pet who treats her to dinner and gives her a place to stay whenever she feels like pulling him out the box.
What I learnt in my very limited experience with a handful of girls, match their energy is a good rule of thumb. Don’t be over doing it if they fail to give u the bare minimum. Know your worth, value ur time. Stop pining over girls who u gotta bend over backwards just to vibe with. Don’t go for ppl who don’t value u and ur time because there will always, ALWAYS be someone out there who does.
His storytelling is out of this world
More of these videos pls! :)
Yo!!!! Hi!!!
😁
Yoo what you doing here
Really appreciate the tip Psych! I had something else planned for this vid and now u guys want more… decisions decisions
Oh snap look at you! It’s so random seeing you here
This man could make a trip to the grocery store sound interesting
Alr Swoozie, you got a head start on what your next video gonna be about
Random but haven’t met someone else called Tessy before that’s cool
Agreed 😂💯🔥
Bro if swoozie can get done like this it’s over for all of us 😭😭
Side note: Swooz it’s prolly best to go for girls that aren’t long distance. Speakin from experience, physical being present on the daily make a worlds difference.
If a girl tells you, she broke with her boyfriend a year ago and she hasn't gotten over it but expects you to be patient....RED FLAG!!!!!
💯 soon as i hear that i tap out. Now all I'm tryna do is smash. No more wifey
It depends. If she was mistreated by her ex then you can't expect her to get over that sort of thing in a year. But I guess "im not over my ex" implies that there is some sort of lingering affection there?
They coulda been together a long time and been very close. U don’t know the situation
@@MsCatfish4 nah bro just find a dif gal
@@Walker-ow7vj like girls r just disposable trash if there’s one single thing u don’t like about em
I can't believe it's been 12 years I've been watching this MAN. And I still get just as excited when he drops a video.
Same!!! Lol
I would ditch hanging out w/ co-workers at the pier for you Kate. Thanks for the years of support!
Oh preach been there !
Yea I just realized I've been watching since "High school Girls and Back rubs"😅😅
"You will never get money chasing these women but you will always get women while chasing this money." - Mark Andre
That’s going in my yearbook quote
@@NotFoods lol
@@NotFoods you are food NOWM NOWM NOWM(chewing on a squeaky yellow teddy bear while i have sharp teeth and i am a family guy bear).
I’m going to live by this now 🤙
I think future or hoodville said this l don't remember clear tho
He should have said a Mercedes takes diesel 💀💀💀
7:08
Literally 😂
As a lady who has been Team Swoozie™ for almost 10 years now (gosh!) I think your friend gave some good advice. So important to know your value, and always approach every situation with respect and compassion. Life is messy and we are all trying our best out here. I'm glad you had a genuine connection with that girl and I hope she finds what she is looking for, but I hope you can find someone that wants the same things you do soon! I love your stories, but the story I look forward to the most is the story of you getting that dream girl! Always rooting for you dude
I got rejected 57 times this week
@@nood1le Nice!
Even someone as big as Swoozie has relationship issues like this. Eye opening.
Swoozie seems to have both forgotten some of his past advice and needs to be willing to confront more and get into arguments if needed. He keeps trying to act okay and push on but he tells us openly his heart hurts. He needs to let go of his reluctance to confrontation.
That, and break the playful touch barrier early on. Plan out his telephone and in person conversations to include stories that involve adult situations. Make seggual innuendos because you need to be clear that you are a full grown adult and women need to serve a full purpose if they are around you. Never hesitate to kiss the girl once you've established rapport and you've already touched each other comfortably. Pace things so that the escalation takes two steps forward, then one step back. Show involvement with other women. Establish an expectation that she needs to be beneficial to you and have the ability to do things simply because you asked her to do it. Limit your verbal compliments to one per day and tell her when she's earned it, and that the rest is downhill from there... Learn female intimate anatomy and have a proven system of how to get the results you wish to have behind closed doors... Just a few things I had to learn the hard way cuz women expect you be proficient at this stuff and they don't want to teach you.
@@busyrand yikes. I can’t speak for all other women but this is not the way
I’m going to say something controversial I don’t think Swoozie is “looks”attractive like he has money he has popularity he looks like he smells good. But his looks doesn’t work and if you’re trying to find girls in places like LA Miami party cities is all about looks most of the time and if it’s about money you have to have a lot of it.
Because realistically everybody got money in LA
@@masochistic_lele4414 Yea, he doesn't have the "bad boy" look. No tats or rough around the edges look
@@busyrand These are all incredibly huge red flags. No one needs to go to THIS much effort for you whether your a guy or girl.
That head turning at the exact moment of the end in the music was just a masterpiece. Bravo to you sir
wow- someone caught that. I'm impressed. I was in the edit thinking no one would
Time stamp
100% agree! 5:05
I thought the same; scrolled down here to see who else appreciated it!
5:05
Mad credit for being so wholesome. I think that matters, and for the right person, it's going to win them over.
Don't do long distance relationships.
If you wanted some advice: You can't change the other person but you can change yourself. If they're doing sketch stuff that infringes on your boundaries, let them know and also honor your boundaries if they continue to infringe on them and let them know and if needed back out of that relation (whether romantic or platonic)
The day Swoozie gets a perfect mutual married relationship is the day the world gets the good ending and the credits roll
And the end theme is “never going to give you up”
Swoozie: "so i meet this gurl..."
Me: *starts giggling while grabbing my dinner*
Narrator voice in my head:
Oh shit, here we go again ..
Fr
3:00 I had a f*cking flashback 😭😭
I would’ve said “yeah all Mercedes’ cars take diesel” and hung up lmao
I like the way you think bro 😂
ong I said the same thing bruv
Same
U demon💀
I was thinking that too, but it's too savage
Thanks! Tacos on me tonight Swooz! 😎
Ms. JaeJae, next time I'm in town I'm snatchin u and ur whole fam up for Tacos!! Thanks so much for the tip bay bay!
@@swoozie i have a crush on you and im a dude
@@swoozie buy alot of toilet paper TRUST ME
calm down buddy
Burritos 🌯 are better
I got out of a long term relationship half a year plus ago and it still eats at me.. she said we’d still be best friends but is with some new guy and has practically cut me out in every way but keeping me on socials just so she can say “ I haven’t cut you out if you’re still on my lists “
If I’ve learned one thing from the goat that is swooz is that we can wear our hearts on our sleeves but still radiate king behavior! It may hurt like hell but like swooz said don’t give them 100% if they give you 10%
Know your worth and move on to better futures !:) thanks for reminding me bro you a real one !
I’m going through something right now where I have been feeling so crappy, putting in 100 percent for this guy I like that says he likes me but he only gives me 10 percent. I really haven’t been able to figure out how to go about this, but now I know. LION!!!! Thanks swoozie!!!
"Sometimes you have to be a lion to be the lamb you really are"
I think this better applies to gentler dudes to remind them that you gotta stick up for yourself sometimes, so ppl don't take advantage of your kindness, I don't like being confrontational, but that's sometimes necessary in order to send a message that your boundaries have to be respected, and I'd rather be respected than nice
This is so true.👍💯 You will not get what you want out of a relationship if its not reciprocal
Ay the first time I heard that was from Dave Chappelle quoting his mother in an acceptance speech. Is that what you're also quoting or is that a common turn of phrase ? lol
Definitely what I would class swoozie as back in the day of these stories
@@idunnodoyou yessir I got that from Dave Chappelle lol love that quote
Life tip for both guys and girls: if the person randomly brings up someone without any reason that’s who they will mess with or leave you for. You’re welcome
She’s gonna cheat on me with her nephew? Damn 😔
dude this literally happened to me, we were just chilling watching a movie and she brings up this random guys ig dm cause she thought it was funny and I was lol what a goofy guy hitting on you, we broke up 3 weeks later then 1 week later she's with him LOL
Facts bro, needed this FDB 😤
Ain’t this the truth😐
Damn she gonna cheat with her dead relative damn g 😭😭😭
I came here looking to laugh and get my mind off some heavy stuff but I NEEDED to hear this. Always coming through with the facts Swoozie. Such a blessing 🙏
Y'know when i first saw this video i thought i'd be enjoying it for laughs but, damn did this hit closer to home than anything else. Almost exact same thing happened to me couple of months ago. She still to this day lingers in my mind, but, after hearing the ending i legitly broke into tears. Thankfully now i'm doin better, but i'm glad this acted as an eye-opener to me, maybe now this'll help me improve.
This content do be great. Also let’s hope that they make a simping cure in the future😳
The talk I had w/ my cousin really did open my eyes - I always thought it was just me trying my best but w/o realizing how much it doubles down on DLV
@@swoozie SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. RUclips FAME? Yes. Good day, dear swo
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Stay off drugs kids 😂
@@swoozie Sorry swooz but all that stuff your cousin said about lion vs sheep and being mean to girls sometimes sounds like some red pill alpha male podcast stuff. It’s getting real misogynistic honestly.
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet6360 Yeah sure, its a little extra but the overall message is true. The cousin has a point. Most men need to know these things and most men only learn after a bitter experience or to.
Hang in there Swoozie. Trust me I know how you feel, ive been through it too. Thanks!
Lion King mode: Activated // King Mufassa in dis bih
The "street fighter DLC" remark took me out! X'D In all serious, Imma just outright and say I commend you for putting yourself out there over and over knowing you have trust issues, or things don't end up working out in the end. I feel that takes real guts, and I applaud your sense of maturity that even though you get knocked down, shit happens, it doesn't harden you nor turn you bitter towards dating, and/or seeing people.
Granted, all of this is what I see on the surface level and there's shit I don't see behind the scenes, but I felt this needs to be said and isn't said enough. Your content is amazing and I wish you the world~ 😊
Bruh this video I felt this, I had went through something like this multiple times to the point I just stop and most of friends would tell one day I would find the women of my life and I’m like in what world 😂✌🏽….shit is crazy the amount of energy you put in and don’t get the same
Swoozie is great at explaining his experiences to us in a way that we can relate and thats what makes me admire his content even more
Swoozie is the type of man to let you know even of his simp situations. Swoozie, This is absolutely so comforting to hear that even you go through this. You’re the best!
I definitely agree with you! Never cheat just tell the person you have feelings for someone else and move on, it’s less hurtful
man swoozie is the man we all need to help create our image, and not to let things overwhelm us and bring us down, thanks for making this content and just voicing your opinion
this guy has never been able to keep a girl for more than 1 year
He appears to not understand them... His fame and overall value is enough for him to attract women, but they need to feel a strong, gut-level attraction in order to stay with you. I actually think buddy is deathly afraid of losing women, and I really hope this story was from when he was a teenager cuz I'm a late bloomer, but I've never been this far off with attractive women... They're a niche and come with a high learning curve.
@@busyrand bruh you made a whole essay on why swoozie aint getting bitches 💀💀💀
@@busyrand idk much about dating anyway but he seems like he tries very hard to do things the "right" way. I don't think saying that all is Gucci snakes when your girl said "is it fine if my coworker massaged me?" is your best course of action. In most likeliness Damien seduced her while he couldn't because he really does feel like th background lover in shows
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I mean sure, but at the end of the day the girl is a th0t. Gotta be some accountability on the females part.
Imagine the stories swoozie gonna be telling his grandkids in 2070
I mean the man already 42
@@mikethepokemaster2012 wut ?
fr hes so wise lol
@@filds1 yea he is
@@mikethepokemaster2012 Black don’t crack. I swear he was like 28 for the past 10 years.
Also your totally right you had every reason to feel this way
"Alot of u are goin thru it rn"
Ahaha yeah totally my guy
Just to put out there, there are actual good wholesome women out there …. yes they do exist. being honest, real and vulnerable is one of the greatest strengths to ever have.. knowing the type of character you are and what you want in someone definitely helps with healthy boundaries, etc. super cheesy, but be true to you and know what kind of company you want around, makes all the difference
This is terrible advice bro I can't even hold you
@@ItsGooseIsland how? u trippin
@@ItsGooseIsland You sound traumatized. Heal.
Great advice for men and women-anyone- because if you truly know what you want and what you deserve you will NOT ever settle for less. You can be vulnerable and honest and upfront but the millisecond you feel you can't trust the other person you're investing in it is time to move on! Respect yourself 1st and the rest will follow
@@ItsGooseIsland - it's fine general advice. Being open and vulnerable is important, but the timing is also important. Don't be weak when she needs you to be strong, and don't be shut off and closed down when she needs you to be open.
At any rate though, Swoozie's problem seems to come much more from the fact that he near exclusively dates girls who need to take a flight to see him again. Dating within your county, state, or at least country would help.
When Swoozie meets his future wife, that'll be the end of the saga lol
Great video swoozie but like it reminded me how i’m liking this girl rn a lot, mega simpin and we ain’t in the situation where she has a coworker or some shit so low key i just envisioned it as a what if and now i’m mad and can’t finish this video…i’m down bad.
My man swoozie knows all the advice
swoozie i just wanted to thank you for everything :) i’ve been watching for years and this channel is definitely my safe space.
Swoozie, u always know exactly what to say! I’m literally going through the same route you did with my person of interest!
i dunno what it is- Every year I start getting a ton of dms in Oct WITHOUT failure about relationship stuff. I think covid threw off everyones rotation cuz NOW apparently is the new Oct!
These are my favorite type of Swoozie vids, it's so personal but still hilariously relatable. Knowing your worth comes with no compromise! Great vid, hopefully we get more lmao
YOU ARE A THORNE
FORGET THEM
THEY CAN PULL WHATEVER TWIST
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
SWOOZIE!!!!
I'm feeling you swooze honestly. I just kinda roll with the flow or energy put out now. Never be afraid to pull back. If the person pulls back, you just roll with it and get on with your life. Gotta keep those emotional attachments in check. Makes life and social shit easier tbh. Full jumping and investing can be addicting because your hit your brain with all these chemicals, but you gotta remember, that's just you making yourself feel that way, based on the other person.
This has been me for the past year and it’s been easy to let shit go now. Had multiple situations where I felt people pull away and instead of attaching myself and trying harder to make it stay like I would 10 times out of 10, I just let it be and it feels better honestly
ive been watching this legend for years and at first I thought these type of vids were boring because I didn't understand relationship drama at that age. now I do. and its entertaining
Swooze the way you describe this whole ordeal with this girl I stg Everytime I try and date a girl it’s the same shit
HER loss Swooze!!! Dis girl shouldda been simpin for YOU!
Been watchin swoozie since I was a kid he’s part of my childhood
Swoozie knows how to make our day better. His stories are always so interesting
Nah you gotta feel for this man. He out here getting washed all the time. It’s his fault but my G, I feel he’s out here putting heart in sleeve and everybody lol’in
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ive been watching you for like 4 years maybe 5 but i love your videos man.
You need to stop trying to date girls who live a plane ride away from you. If you lived within driving distance, she probably would have chosen you over the waiter.
This really helped man, been going through something similar thank you
These the comments I was hoping to see honestly
@@swoozie yeah man, the girl I have been on and off seeing just disrespected me so much that I just had to cut her off. It was hard but lion shit like u said, can’t be disrespecting someone and expect them too stay
Same here
I have watched Swoozie since his cheating in middle school video his storytelling style is on point he is relatable with his experiences that he has talked about on here the animations give the story more depth and detail along with the comical relief that we all enjoy of his videos.
This LITERALLY happened to me recently and this video really helped me a lot thanks swoozie
I love when he says we Gucci snakes
the advice at the end is spot on. Thanks for sharing this story swoozie!
Fn no builds soon???
Me personally, wouldn’t of gone past the “I’m still not over my ex” I respectfully would have jus let her deal with that on her own time.
The minute thats leaves her mouth
Recreational use only. No gf material
Been through the same situation bruh it hurts but it is what it is
“Why can’t I meet a girl like a girl the girl like me and everybody be happy” that just hit a little tooo close to homeee
She’s messed up for not being forward about being interested and messing with another dude.
I feel like this is a step forward in terms of establishing your healthy boundaries bro. If you’re uncomfortable with something your POI/partner does, you better tell ‘em! That is respectful to yourself, which is #1
I'm not blaming him at all but like, "is it okay that my coworker massaged me?". Maybe I just have no faith in human beings whatsoever but that would make me wonder a bit lol
Thus concludes the Simp Trilogy.
Thank you Swoozie for taking us through the in-deph analysis of simping.
everyone know "that BENZ there yeah baby that thing run on DIESEL!!"
Swoozie you're a cool guy. You're spitting the truth about relationships. Mad respect 😎
“You never get money chasing these women, but you will always get women while chasing this money”. Damnnnnnnnnnnnn I’m getting that tat
The Bread, The cheddar, The Papuh...
4:44 “I says to her I says”
Very Wise words from Swoozie Shakespeare
Boy Preaching at the end 🙌🏽🙌🏽
That last quote gotta be the meanest thing I’ve ever heard🔥🔥🔥
When people never got Simpin Ain't Pimpin, so Swoozie had to be more intricate.
Swoozie is the best story teller ever like omg he still had so so much energy I love it 😮💨
that last line was nothing but fax💯
“I says to her/him I says” - sWooZie in every single video.
So not to sound mean... but I first became a fan of swoozie back in 2011 when my high-school girl friend broke up with me. I thought his relationship stories and advice were so insightful and relatable.
11 years later, I'm married with a child. And Swoozie seems to still be having the same relational issues.
I'm not saying you need to settle Swooze, but maybe it's time to start dating women, instead of girls.
he goes for very attractive women that can attract alot of men just like him, seems like they just use him for attention.
You're right, he should stop going for attractive girls that are in their prime finessing men and stop thinking ''I wanna find someone who likes me back for me and I like them for them.'' That's very rarely if ever going to happen.
He's very successful and has done extremely well for himself, but his approach at dating is just horrendous, I don't think he knows how women think and their psychology.
you're married with a child? sus bro (jk I know what you mean)
That, and also locality. Most of his dating stories involve a flight and extended texting from a long distance.
I think it’s more of his Internet personality 😂 plus less people would watch a guy making cartoons about being married with kids I guess? Not sure tho
Pretty much the same, I found him years ago when I had no real experience with women and Swooize was like this door to this other world. Then I grew up, realized women are people and there are people that care about you and people that don't and you find that out through friends, family, coworkers and past relationships. Then you start making smarter choices.
I'm in a long term relationship and we have our issues but we don't have "drama".
It kind of makes me sad seeing him still have these problems, it's like he hasn't made any real change in this part of his life. This is something I wish would get addressed. He's having the same issues as he did a decade ago. There's something he's not letting go of or realizing and it's pretty sad.
Swoozie could be the perfect asmr channel with that voice ngl
Nooooo omg I felt where this was going like just as things started getting good. I’ve had this happen too; people seem too good to be real, my naive self thought maybe the universe feels like it owes me something beautiful after giving me nothing but garbage relationships, and then this out of my league person goes and ruins relationships for me. The day after her date when she didn’t call back is the day I’d block her. It sounds harsh, and maybe it is, but if you wanna be in my life after breaking promises like that, PROVE THAT SHIT.
I used to simp for this one weird guy at my school, I later got my time to see him taken away. He was toxic and would hurt me both mentally and physically. I was too blind to realize. If you are skimping for someone who seems healthy but they hurt you… leave them as quick as you can.
That's true . My last ex was like that and I had to tell her off and drop her sorry butt
@@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 It’s good that you were able to do that! Good job 👍
@@korpsegrinder28 thanks I thought she was good too but the fact I HAD to spend most of time with her instead of doing my own thing, and also she gets jealous of me spending time with my friends or family or she gets pissed whenever I school her in some games. I couldn't take it anymore.
@@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 I wouldn’t do my own thing either! I stopped my channel to call him everyday!
@@korpsegrinder28 really?! Dang and how did you feel having to do all that for him instead of stuff you liked doing.
Dope video swooz you’re cousin is spitting straight facts. Hope you fine the one and I really felt that part about liking someone but it doesn’t work out been there too many times
How did you donate money?
@@BoeingOfficial The “thanks” button
I fully agree with snooze and to handle the situation murturly
The great art of simping is truly like creating an oil painting. A long time and effort of skills and patience.
The result? A wonderful masterpiece of value and beauty.
But try too hard and you will just create a mess.
Bullshit
He comes back when the world needed him the most
Trueee
she got some nerve to call u bout HIS car 😂