Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Shooting my shot with my Uber.
    ✖️Stalk Andrea
    / andreaschoice
    / andreaschoice
    ✖️Stalk me
    / swoozie
    / swooz1e
    SNAPCHAT: swoozie_snaps
    Outro music:
    www.pond5.com/...
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @xMisty16
    @xMisty16 6 лет назад +13559

    Foreal though shout out to that girl for having a stranger's back 👑👏❤️

    • @mindyours752
      @mindyours752 6 лет назад +298

      So true. Swoozie like, "I'm taking you home. Screw if you got alcohol poisoning. I'm making you a fort in my bathroom. Always wanted to see an Asian girl in a fort". Lol

    • @josephikrakowski334
      @josephikrakowski334 6 лет назад +174

      Yeah but she could of been a little nicer

    • @Maria-qu9fb
      @Maria-qu9fb 6 лет назад +30

      Autumn Potato Exactly what I would be thinking for like a week or more afterwards compulsively checking mugshots & everything😓

    • @olivia_vermast
      @olivia_vermast 6 лет назад +2

      MysteryVlogs true

    • @Toyota4Life
      @Toyota4Life 6 лет назад +162

      She only had her back because she was Asian and saw a black guy carrying her.
      She was low key being racist

  • @tpindell3
    @tpindell3 6 лет назад +3424

    Bruh, you the only youtuber that can get AndreasChoice out of the house, Respect.

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад +1429

    Quasimodo still had one of the greatest pair of lips of all time.

  • @schuuichiminamino
    @schuuichiminamino 6 лет назад +5763

    Meanwhile... I'm here. With my dogs. They're cool. No kissing. No soft lips. But they look happy when they see me. That's enough for me. I guess.

  • @RetroDiaryDream
    @RetroDiaryDream 4 года назад +1175

    “Hunty, huntyy. Wake up, hunty” that part killed me 😂

  • @lianah7837
    @lianah7837 6 лет назад +442

    Seriously carrying around a passed out girl in a cart is sketchy af

  • @mZStarCraft
    @mZStarCraft 6 лет назад +4527

    I lost it at the rubix cube.

  • @zeusalmighty2392
    @zeusalmighty2392 6 лет назад +1157

    "She squeezed it"
    "Solve this rubik's cube if this boy is your friend"
    😭😭😭😭😭

    • @beasthaven1571
      @beasthaven1571 4 года назад +20

      I wouldn't be surprised if an Asian girl could do that

    • @iroor
      @iroor 4 года назад +8

      mind you under 10 seconds

    • @Tperm-Speedcuber
      @Tperm-Speedcuber 4 года назад

      Lol I can solve one it’s not that hard

    • @gxllis1791
      @gxllis1791 3 года назад +1

      @@Tperm-Speedcuber in 10 seconds

    • @CarlosAndres-tq9sc
      @CarlosAndres-tq9sc 3 месяца назад

      Its impossible. Anyone who says they've solved a Rubik's Cube is lying

  • @sp00ky5
    @sp00ky5 5 лет назад +1769

    2:35 ik she blurred, but she kinda CUUUTE THOOO.

  • @thedreamlifediaries24
    @thedreamlifediaries24 6 лет назад +1931

    I love how that random girl got all worried about you being with the passed out chick but still let you take her home lmao

    • @Redheadsmiles23
      @Redheadsmiles23 6 лет назад +221

      Well he said "we brought her up" so she probably checked Swoozies digs and sussed him out before leaving. Regardless, she didn't have to stop but she did when she saw something suspicious, which, lets be honest, not enough people do.

    • @RC-de3vy
      @RC-de3vy 6 лет назад +62

      She squeezed her finger weren’t you paying attention?

    • @parrisnia72
      @parrisnia72 6 лет назад +15

      Prolly cuz he black

    • @crazygirlbeautiful1277
      @crazygirlbeautiful1277 6 лет назад +49

      She was worried because he is an African American male

    • @lilbaby1807
      @lilbaby1807 6 лет назад +16

      BelleBean cuzz he black

  • @TrickorTriett
    @TrickorTriett 6 лет назад +2742

    LOLOL so are we just gonna ignore the fact that my mans wheeled a girl to his place in a cart and no one asked any questions?

    • @mementobox
      @mementobox 6 лет назад +131

      Right? I was thinking why the girl suddenly let him go

    • @ShokoFlow
      @ShokoFlow 6 лет назад +25

      A 1/5 of the video is of a girl asking questions are you dumb

    • @raestar7454
      @raestar7454 6 лет назад +15

      *ShokoFlow* he means after that

    • @mr.fabulousmegardev6256
      @mr.fabulousmegardev6256 6 лет назад +16

      'Twas only a block away, and 'twas also late at night, if there were other people staring at him, he'd oh-so-certainly comment on that, but alas, we get the bitchy (but noble) girl.

    • @AmaniToomer991
      @AmaniToomer991 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад +1012

    *"NO CLICKBAIT"*
    I was dying!

    • @thethe4643
      @thethe4643 3 года назад +6

      870 likes, no reply’s, wtf

    • @EliB207
      @EliB207 3 года назад +1

      @@thethe4643 in three years!

    • @thethe4643
      @thethe4643 3 года назад +1

      @@EliB207 ik

  • @reasonablecheff7876
    @reasonablecheff7876 5 лет назад +650

    Swoozie: "Last 2 months I havent been talking about girls."
    1:56 :"crush on my teacher."

  • @jayoodahdon5574
    @jayoodahdon5574 6 лет назад +319

    "

    • @MrJoMaMA93
      @MrJoMaMA93 6 лет назад +8

      I was just about to check to see if anyone caught that I was just like 0-0

    • @kevin15664
      @kevin15664 6 лет назад +8

      Literally nothing hotter than a girl calling a guy daddy imo.

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 6 лет назад

      Ohohoho~

    • @stayflyxx
      @stayflyxx 6 лет назад +1

      No, That's just freaking weird and a sign that the girl has some problems

    • @JayInTheGreen
      @JayInTheGreen 6 лет назад

      Kevin Alexander phrasing seems a little off, but I see what you mean

  • @Jae_Amp
    @Jae_Amp 6 лет назад +1924

    "Squeeze my finger if he's your friend. She squeezed it."🤣🤣
    "Solve this rubix cube in 10secs"😭

    • @iluvtink19
      @iluvtink19 6 лет назад +3

      Jae_Amp_Jamp same 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @azuldragon1338
      @azuldragon1338 6 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/cLqfnyK0cmg/видео.html watch 3:48

    • @FahmZ36
      @FahmZ36 6 лет назад +4

      Even more absurd when she actually says in Under 10 sec 😅😭

    • @adhilmehmud8171
      @adhilmehmud8171 5 лет назад +3

      trust me she literally might have solved the cube,afterall she was asian

    • @popna2694
      @popna2694 5 лет назад

      Jae_Amp_Jamp IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S

  • @ruthless0587
    @ruthless0587 5 лет назад +743

    did anyone notice how she called him daddy swoozie is there something you arent telling us

    • @PearlGurl14
      @PearlGurl14 5 лет назад +49

      I saw that too! Looks like hes keeping a few secrets from us lol

    • @TheTyphy
      @TheTyphy 4 года назад +22

      Yea I his make out sessions are a title more than make outs hmmmm

    • @FlockEBK
      @FlockEBK 4 года назад +4

      Chris B. Normal thing

    • @Life_Basketball
      @Life_Basketball 4 года назад +2

      Fax

    • @abiezerEscude
      @abiezerEscude 2 года назад +5

      “How many lies have I been told by the counsel!?”

  • @Sarowarrr
    @Sarowarrr 6 лет назад +377

    "WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THIS GIRL!"
    *Minutes later* Proceeds to wheel her up to the apartment..

    • @lovelypacific
      @lovelypacific 6 лет назад +11

      Sarowar Ahmed she did squeeze her hand so

  • @Mgaby1992
    @Mgaby1992 6 лет назад +482

    “She had the softest...lips....ever...”
    my brain: *”LIPSSSSSS”*
    literally a second later: “LLIIIIIPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS”

    • @allmightygir4865
      @allmightygir4865 4 года назад +8

      the cameo was on point!

    • @kbscheme
      @kbscheme 4 года назад +1

      Gaby Mulet literally me 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Wardawg-
      @Wardawg- 4 года назад +2

      Any OG Swoozie fan

  • @notsaro
    @notsaro 6 лет назад +356

    To be fair, I'd also want to kiss a *a glazed pink donut*

    • @PjPerez
      @PjPerez 6 лет назад +6

      Now I want a glazed donut.

    • @MrCalvinSu
      @MrCalvinSu 6 лет назад

      SARO SAROOO

    • @purptk8030
      @purptk8030 6 лет назад

      LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @IAmNotNicolex
    @IAmNotNicolex 5 лет назад +79

    I’m freaking crying after “she squeezed it.”

  • @LumpKing
    @LumpKing 6 лет назад +728

    If I had a dollar for every girl that Swoozie made out with but didn’t date I’d already be a multi millionaire like jeez Swoozie 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @imranosman3714
    @imranosman3714 6 лет назад +224

    SHE CALLED U DADDY
    MY BOI IS BACK IN THE GAME

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +1408

    Look at our boi Swoozie go!
    *Diversifying.*

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 лет назад +77

    Seriously, you and that random girl giving you a hard time are HEROES. Helping out a stranger like this is really kind!

  • @penny4279
    @penny4279 6 лет назад +163

    “I don’t know if you’re emotionally recovered from our first date”
    😂😂😂

    • @drick4757
      @drick4757 6 лет назад

      how is that funny?

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад +323

    That lady thought she got kidnapped lol

  • @Arrowflight
    @Arrowflight 6 лет назад +251

    Respect for that random girl, lookin out

  • @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza
    @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza 3 года назад +35

    Not anybody can get away with saying stuff like “I’ve always wondered what it’s like to kiss an Asian” without getting accused of being racist, no matter what color your skin is. Props to you, nothing here intended to make anybody feel offended. I’m not good at wording things sometimes

    • @xreaper2451
      @xreaper2451 2 года назад +3

      Also this video was 4 years ago💀

  • @monauraldaredevil
    @monauraldaredevil 6 лет назад +1110

    "LIPPPSSSSS!!!!"

  • @kuro4695
    @kuro4695 6 лет назад +115

    "Solve this rubix cube.... *IN UNDER 10 SECONDS* IF THIS GUY IS YOUR FRIEND."

    • @sandwich434
      @sandwich434 6 лет назад +1

      OnFire599 the world record is 4.59 seconds

    • @sleepup7931
      @sleepup7931 6 лет назад

      while drunk on tequila ;D

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 6 лет назад

      _She solved it..._

    • @smizee1606
      @smizee1606 6 лет назад

      Ummmmmm "RUBIX" Cube ITSSSSS RUBIK'S

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 6 лет назад +535

    sWooZie's the last person I know to pull this type of stunt but pretty much get away from it

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 6 лет назад

      LeBeautiful Ikr

    • @saucebobcats8182
      @saucebobcats8182 6 лет назад +3

      LeBeautiful you are everywhere

    • @josephorlando7108
      @josephorlando7108 6 лет назад +1

      + LeBeautiful I would have taken her to a potential friend of hers, so I would less sass from crazy stranger girls and, no puke in my bathroom, but that's just me.

    • @TheViralEvolution
      @TheViralEvolution 6 лет назад +5

      Is your picture a pretty LeBron James

    • @iiuniversalii2209
      @iiuniversalii2209 6 лет назад +1

      LeBeautiful yupp

  • @noodle3899
    @noodle3899 5 лет назад +65

    "Solve this Rubik's cube in under 10 seconds" lmao 😂

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 лет назад +713

    "She squeezed it...." LMAOOOO

  • @itszekira
    @itszekira 6 лет назад +1222

    DADDY ? Ooooooppp also TELL HER TO DROP HER LIP CARE ROUTINE. I’m trying get some no line lips

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад +557

    "Glazed pink donut"
    lol😂🤣💀☠👻

  • @karissaholden7180
    @karissaholden7180 6 лет назад +272

    !HUNTY HUNTY!😂Sometimes I forget swozzie voices the girls💀❤️Much love:)

    • @kubby3558
      @kubby3558 5 лет назад +2

      Karissa Holden u spelled swoozie wrong dumb fuck

    • @silysister4815
      @silysister4815 4 года назад +7

      Kubby Chill sir you don’t have to be cursing and calling people names when they forgot one “o” in swoozie, okay?

  • @aymanac
    @aymanac 6 лет назад +294

    When sWooZie uploads a vid ‘bout another story with a girl you KNOW isa gonna be good

  • @mangosaidno
    @mangosaidno 6 лет назад +182

    Props to that random landy though that stuck up for her, hence if it was a different scenario

    • @Yes-its-Jess
      @Yes-its-Jess 6 лет назад +9

      Alana Rabinowitz true though, if we didn't know it's swoozie who has good intentions this could've been a totally different situation

    • @Redheadsmiles23
      @Redheadsmiles23 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah serious props. Like just imagine her perspective, no idea who either are, but she sees some guy carrying a passed out girl down the street. Instead of making up some excuse in her head to ignore it, she goes in to make sure everythings good.

    • @norakate3003
      @norakate3003 6 лет назад +1

      Very true

  • @jessm8734
    @jessm8734 6 лет назад +239

    Props to that blonde chick, she didn't know what kind of playa Swoozie was. Protect the sisterhood y'all.

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 лет назад +12

      Ninja Girl
      She assumed he was doing something bad based on his look. Either she was sexist or racist or both.

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 6 лет назад +35

      dogs101o no, she wasn’t. It’s like the rule “don’t accept drinks unless it was poured.” Is it “sexist” to not accept it? Would it make you feel better if I said it went for both sides? The yellow-haired girl hasn’t meet these two, you gotta admit, it seems a bit strange for a guy to be carrying an unconscious girl. Think about it this way, if you saw a woman doing the same thing... well, one, women can’t really hold all that mass and based on the blurred video, the girl was pretty skinny. So it’s not like she can do harm BUT it should be seen both ways if that were case. Meaning, it’s bad in both directions. So if you saw something like that, guy or girl, it might seem bitchy but you might be helping someone. At least, that’s her mindset

    • @jessm8734
      @jessm8734 6 лет назад +29

      dogs101o Probably not at all, she just assumed that he had drugged her or got her drunk so she could have his way with her.
      Trust me, it happens. ☹️

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 лет назад +2

      Ninja Girl
      I know it happens. But she assumed he was doing something bad. She is racist or sexist.

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 лет назад +3

      Pastrus S
      First of all, I won't assume anything unless I have know they didn’t know eachother. Second off, not accepting a drink is far different from making an assumption about a black man. That woman was a racist sexist ignorant person

  • @s.manthha
    @s.manthha 5 лет назад +56

    4 shots and my good sis passed out smhhh🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @najahleyba3860
    @najahleyba3860 6 лет назад +120

    "uhh she prolly ain't gonna make it" 😂

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 6 лет назад +1161

    *"Finally got to kiss an asian girl."*
    Welp, 2018 is off to a great start for Swoozie Quotes. Perhaps this'll be his tagline for the year?

    • @strwbrybabyg245
      @strwbrybabyg245 6 лет назад +1

      candiigurl7893 bitch nobody careers you asians like that keeping wishing lmfao

    • @candiigurl7893
      @candiigurl7893 6 лет назад +51

      strwbrybabyg245 "you asians"?
      Nigga, I'm black. Sit your loud-mouth butt down over there.

    • @sam1286
      @sam1286 6 лет назад +9

      strwbrybabyg245 I no understand what u just said

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 6 лет назад +13

      "nobody careers you" Boi lmao

    • @jasonburks6644
      @jasonburks6644 6 лет назад +2

      Bout dang time other half gghggghgg

  • @comradejpeg
    @comradejpeg 4 года назад +56

    She called him daddy...
    Jacksepticeye: "Satan Called Me Daddy...."

  • @goddessnyx4153
    @goddessnyx4153 6 лет назад +113

    Random girl in the street,I appreciate you.

  • @jennifera4805
    @jennifera4805 6 лет назад +209

    I DIED WHEN THAT RANDOM GIRL CALLED HER HAUNTY HAUNTY

  • @meech2555
    @meech2555 6 лет назад +218

    "

    • @oldgrapes8483
      @oldgrapes8483 6 лет назад

      Shaolin Fantastic he's said that he speaks female

    • @nelsonandres9163
      @nelsonandres9163 6 лет назад +27

      Low-key took me 3 years to get to "oh that's a cool name 😂😂"

    • @itzxavier35
      @itzxavier35 6 лет назад

      Shaolin Fantastic ion kno what he be sayin to get that much progress I be hittin that point at like later in month to 2 month

    • @meech2555
      @meech2555 6 лет назад

      Nelson Andres Meneses Lmfaooo I feel your pain 😂😂

    • @jessicabunbun620
      @jessicabunbun620 6 лет назад +3

      i met a girl once, she was nice, we had chemistry, so we ended up chillin' that day in the park (with burgers lul) and literally the next day she was like confessing her love for me and i was like wtf oiadscoikrgsdkfmk xD so yeah. that was an interesting few months. didn't work out, but still texting and staying in touch lol. (sorry for the random story xD i'll go do something productive now and get the heck out of everyone's way)

  • @donluz1522
    @donluz1522 4 года назад +32

    I can promise you the ethnicity of any girl doesn't play a part in their kissing prowess

  • @kingmuizz708
    @kingmuizz708 6 лет назад +177

    I been out here gettin that paper

  • @TheZuhaabtemuri
    @TheZuhaabtemuri 6 лет назад +265

    My man Swoozie never disappoints with his videos

  • @lompyke5193
    @lompyke5193 6 лет назад +454

    She threw up from 4 shots, 4 shots, u serious, that's warmup in Germany 😂😂

  • @jatalieuwu3068
    @jatalieuwu3068 5 лет назад +56

    0:13 deku when he finds out he has no quirk

    • @fch3n3y
      @fch3n3y 3 года назад

      I remember that 🥲🥲

  • @ZiggyGamma
    @ZiggyGamma 6 лет назад +213

    It's a little werid to hear sWooZie not voice the female

    • @OnceTwiceSouled
      @OnceTwiceSouled 6 лет назад +5

      Swoozie videos are best when he does his own stunts

    • @mannysalt1716
      @mannysalt1716 5 лет назад

      nice nova pic

    • @DaGoodVybe
      @DaGoodVybe 4 года назад

      At first I was like mhmm is that another gurl n not Sw00zie

  • @xquintessential
    @xquintessential 6 лет назад +419

    sWooZie is my spirit animal.

  • @wednesdayswoe4240
    @wednesdayswoe4240 6 лет назад +66

    Your girl voice tho 😂😂 "Hunty! Hunty!" High frequency glad she was looking out for others though. We should all take an example from that girl

  • @leog3151
    @leog3151 5 лет назад +15

    "the other part of me was like its about damn time and the other part of me was like ..."😂that junk got me dead

  • @abbyangel99
    @abbyangel99 6 лет назад +117

    WHO WANTS TO COLOUR QUASIMODO'S LIPSSSSS

  • @gracefullymaddy
    @gracefullymaddy 6 лет назад +64

    Who else yelled "L I P S" before the Disney guy popped up?

  • @nbteo7647
    @nbteo7647 6 лет назад +120

    I like you pulling off girl’s voices better lol

  • @SuperLoneStarBros
    @SuperLoneStarBros 4 года назад +17

    4:57 bruh she called you daddy 😂

  • @omarpage4132
    @omarpage4132 6 лет назад +734

    Notification ting

  • @jessicaphilip9900
    @jessicaphilip9900 6 лет назад +64

    " *LIPS* WHO WANTS TO DRAW THE *LIPS* !?!?"

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 6 лет назад +160

    Your stories are the best.

  • @GIRLonMW2
    @GIRLonMW2 5 лет назад +168

    “Kissed for like 2hrs” 😏🌝🌚🌝🌚

  • @DIYDazzleNails
    @DIYDazzleNails 6 лет назад +147

    i honestly understand why those people were being annoying by protecting the girl though. never know what might happen these days :(

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 6 лет назад +5

      DIYDazzleNails
      It's annoying because they automatically assumed that he was a rapist.

    • @DIYDazzleNails
      @DIYDazzleNails 6 лет назад +25

      P0RT4L: N3WB FTW ... right. because if you see a guy carrying a random drunk girl, it's a little dangerous. so dontbe rude to them, they were actually being really considerate.

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 6 лет назад +3

      DIYDazzleNails doesn't make it any less annoying. Kind of like when people see the cut scars on me and start swarming me with self help advice and bullshit like that. Like, I get your just being caring and I do appreciate it, but back the fuck off.

    • @DIYDazzleNails
      @DIYDazzleNails 6 лет назад +5

      P0RT4L: N3WB FTW ...okay sure it could be annoying for you but those people are being extremely considerate and caring. so you could maybe think about it from another perspective instead of sounding so conceited.

    • @MyCuteApple
      @MyCuteApple 6 лет назад

      Or you could accept their opinion.

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 6 лет назад +517

    Its been a while since swoozie made a video about a girl lol

    • @Baylaruse
      @Baylaruse 6 лет назад

      Is that sarcasm?

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 6 лет назад

      300th likes also I LOVE UR VIDS

    • @jki649
      @jki649 6 лет назад

      Matt Spicer been awhile since he made a video in general.

  • @ERDESH01
    @ERDESH01 6 лет назад +106

    That hunty part hit me so hard!😂😂😂im watching again

    • @thalia8689
      @thalia8689 6 лет назад

      Who gets that drunk after 4 shots anyway 😅

  • @sadiedixon2243
    @sadiedixon2243 4 года назад +10

    "Hunty,hunt, do you know this boy?"

  • @crochetaddict8631
    @crochetaddict8631 6 лет назад +138

    I am sorry but nobody makes a better voice-over than Swoozie...

  • @olobzjr
    @olobzjr 6 лет назад +73

    Only true fans can remember *Lipsss!!! who wants to color Quasimodo's lippsss!!!!*

    • @chance757
      @chance757 6 лет назад +7

      *who wants to color Aladdin’s lippss!!* 😂

  • @shakibzz
    @shakibzz 6 лет назад +204

    To be fair
    Im at 4:25 and yeah shoutout to that girl because she be doin the right thing by protecting a fellow human female

  • @acee2406
    @acee2406 5 лет назад +30

    4:57

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 3 года назад

      He getting way more daughter's than we will ever have

  • @Ceo_OfRarepairs
    @Ceo_OfRarepairs 6 лет назад +694

    *_L I P S_*

    • @crazeemax16
      @crazeemax16 6 лет назад +4

      Star Demon I was waiting for this comment the moment I heard L I P S

    • @chloesimone7964
      @chloesimone7964 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao I'm just glad I know why 😂👌

    • @NickgG-mc1ue
      @NickgG-mc1ue 6 лет назад

      Favorite video of his honestly lmao

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 6 лет назад +1

      WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMODO’S LIPS!!

  • @veno2029
    @veno2029 6 лет назад +644

    Swoozie. You’re telling me you could’ve been LANDO CALRISSIAN!

    • @kosmomsftsrep
      @kosmomsftsrep 6 лет назад +34

      Veno202 I love Swoozie but, my favorite person in the world is Donald Glover sooooo He was my first choice but swoozie would definitely be my second choice

    • @jakarireese7914
      @jakarireese7914 6 лет назад +7

      I feel like if I met Gambino he would be so cool

    • @imppro
      @imppro 6 лет назад +7

      Veno202 As much as I love sWooZie, he just wouldn't be a good Lando.

    • @ikarmai8361
      @ikarmai8361 6 лет назад +1

      Veno202 IKR!

    • @fraxhd276
      @fraxhd276 6 лет назад

      Veno202 he vant be lando or fin hes bald xD

  • @WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn
    @WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn 5 лет назад +11

    Pro Tip: Don’t watch Swoozie while you’re eating ... you might choke from laughing 💀💀💀

  • @mrswaggerboss7948
    @mrswaggerboss7948 6 лет назад +37

    Swoozie the type of guy to wheel a girl down the street in a shopping cart my man!

  • @sebastianmachaelis145
    @sebastianmachaelis145 6 лет назад +426

    LIPS, WHO WANTS TO DRAW QUAZZIMOTOS LIPS?!

  • @justingarrett2239
    @justingarrett2239 6 лет назад +191

    *Lips*

  • @starsystem4949
    @starsystem4949 5 лет назад +7

    “Is you nervous or *nahhhh???*”
    Lmao.... this be me everyday in math... ☹️

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins 6 лет назад +18

    *_Live footage no clickbait_*

  • @iNMatic
    @iNMatic 6 лет назад +259

    Solve this Rubik’s cube... in under ten *secondtthhfffss*

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 6 лет назад +2

      I'm Not Mexican read it in my mind didn't make sense. Said it out loud, so trueee

  • @pwetty4r4
    @pwetty4r4 5 лет назад +20

    literally had a rubix cube in my hand at 3:41 and had to laugh out loud XD

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад

      1. please dont use XD or u will never get laid
      2. somone like u prolly spams “LOL” everywhere so why did u right it
      3. i dont understand about why u needed to edit this comment its garbage enough we dont need second thoughts
      4. no one cares

    • @pwetty4r4
      @pwetty4r4 5 лет назад

      @@andrewmurray1857 Troll be gone! lol also, I am female and I assure you I have no trouble getting laid

    • @simplyq4311
      @simplyq4311 5 лет назад

      oh okay get out yo feelz, don’t be a dick

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад +1

      Prometheus Games r/woooosh

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад +1

      pwetty4r4 r/woooosh

  • @Spooky-Sara
    @Spooky-Sara 6 лет назад +42

    4:58 sWooZie HAS A DADDY KINK CONFIRMED

  • @tasinatortiger9085
    @tasinatortiger9085 6 лет назад +144

    I saw the notification that Swoozie just posted and I RAN to my room GOT my headphones AND sat down with some chips!

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 6 лет назад +156

    0:12 Small Might

  • @candyareli3
    @candyareli3 4 года назад +6

    I've been saying "however comma" since I started watching you years ago 😂

  • @deadly2ins394
    @deadly2ins394 6 лет назад +1075

    Fortnite On Her Lmfao

    • @omoghosty5777
      @omoghosty5777 6 лет назад +1

      *THE PUMP SHOTGUN*

    • @coltons6242
      @coltons6242 6 лет назад +1

      *ali a intro*

    • @matthewpolanco5657
      @matthewpolanco5657 6 лет назад +1

      Deadly2ins 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😍😘😍😘😍😗🙃😚😉🤓😎😛😜😜😒😒😔😝🙁🙁😣😣🤓🙁😽😺👽🤧👽☠️😺🤧😿😹😵😈😈🤡☠️🤑👹👽💩🤠👹💩🤕🙌🤡👍👎🤛🙀🙌👐👏🙌👂👷‍♀️🧜‍♀️👼🤷🏿‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👭👚👖👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧‍👧🧦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👘👖👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👖👕👕👚👗👩‍👧‍👧👟🧦👡👓👝👛🧢🎓🧦🧢🧦👢🦆🦊🐛🦋🐻🐤🐤🐽🐦🐺🐜🙊🐜🐦🐮🙊🦅🙊🐮🦅🙊🐮🐌🐒🦉🕸🐴🐤🐮🕷🐦🐮🐗🐧🙊🦗🐥🦁🦗🐮🐦🐺🐤🐮🐗🐤🐸🐗🐻🦅🐻🦗🦑🐛🙊🦉🦎🐮🙊🐈🐾🦎🐈🐾🐜🦖☘️🦗🐇🦂🐲🐓🐍🐑🐪🐳🐆🐇🐂🐠🐾🐕🐅🐟🐔🐘🦎🦅🦑🦎🐊🦑🦖🦅🐅🐚🐍🦉🙈🦋🐴🦑🦗🦗🐌🦉🐧🐚🦗🦑🐚🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🐬🕸🦎🕸🐺🐚🐊🐍🦖🐺🦀🐃🐊🐬🐘🕸🐬🐆🐘🦗🐩🐆🐩🐃🐪🐢🐃🐩🐳🦏🐃🐃🐅🐟🦋🦂🐟🦈🐢🐬🐟🦈🐟🐚🐃🐃🐳🐝🐟🦀🐟🦖🐃🐍🐊🐃🦗🐳🐌🐃🐌🦂🐗🐳🐏🐗🐚🐍🐊🦅🐟🕸🐚🦆🦖🦑🦐🦆🐅🐘🐞🐈🐫🐡🌚💥🐾🌱🌻🌗⭐️🌻🌲⭐️🍁🌝🌚🌎🌚🌘🍀🥀🌼🥀🌿🌙🌞⭐️🍂🌻🌞⭐️🌸🍃🌕💥🌎🌕🍂💥🌚💥🌘🌸🌚🔥🌎🌞💥🌜🌼🌕🌑🌼🌑🌙🌑🌖💥🌻💥🌑🌖💥🌼🌖⭐️🌕🌙🌒🌝🌙💫🌤🌗✨✨🌜🌕🌤🌑🌕🌘🌤🌘🌤🌖🌘🌤🌖🌘💫🎦🚺🛑🈺🛑🈵🈷️☸️💮🏧🏧❓🚳🛅💹🔅🚺Ⓜ️🚹🏧💹🈂️🈂️🔞‼️💹🚺🏧🔤🛃🆙🛃🚷ℹ️🛂ℹ️🛑♨️🌐⚜️🈂️❓⬇️⏪🔼↕️◀️🆙3️⃣◀️⏯🆙7️⃣⏯1️⃣⤴️◀️⏩↩️⏬⬇️1️⃣⤴️⏩⤴️2️⃣⤵️⬇️⏩⤴️◀️8️⃣⏩🔼8️⃣⏪◀️1️⃣⏩◀️⏩◀️4️⃣⏪↖️9️⃣◀️9️⃣◀️9️⃣↖️↖️9️⃣©️🗯🔉™️🔙📣🔉📣🔸®️◼️🔙▪️◻️☑️◻️➿🗯☑️🗯🕒➰🔵🃏🔝🕒⚫️📣🔴📣🔴🕒◾️◻️🕒◾️🔊🕓◾️👁‍🗨🎴🔴🔷🕒🗯🇧🇳🇨🇺🇧🇳🇧🇶🇦🇺🇨🇬🇧🇶🇧🇳🇦🇴🇧🇶🇧🇶🇧🇬🇦🇺🇻🇬🇭🇷🇦🇿🇨🇲🇧🇿🇭🇷🇨🇲🇧🇶🇧🇧🇧🇳🇦🇿🇨🇬🇧🇳🇧🇳🇧🇯🇨🇺🇨🇳🇧🇩🇱🇻🇲🇹🇬🇷🇱🇾🇱🇮🇮🇱🇲🇨🇱🇮🇮🇳🇮🇱🇲🇰🇮🇱🇱🇾🇲🇺🇲🇱🇱🇷🇮🇸🇱🇷🇰🇪🇮🇲🇱🇮🇲🇻🇲🇨🇱🇮🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇹🇯🇪🇮🇪🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇹🇮🇶🇰🇮🇱🇾🇰🇮🇲🇹🇲🇼🇯🇪🇮🇪🇲🇱🇲🇳🇯🇵🇯🇪🇲🇱🇽🇰🇱🇮🇲🇱🇯🇵🇲🇨🇯🇵🇸🇲🇳🇬🇴🇲🇸🇰🇸🇲🇸🇰🇰🇷🇷🇪🇳🇪🇰🇷🇷🇸🇸🇨🇴🇲🇸🇹🇸🇮🇳🇱🇵🇰🇬🇸🇳🇬🇸🇬🇸🇿🇸🇸🇸🇱🇳🇬🇸🇧🇰🇳🇵🇹🇹🇼🇸🇭🇵🇳🇸🇭🇬🇸🇸🇾🇸🇭🇷🇪🇸🇩🇷🇪🇰🇷🇸🇩🇷🇪🇸🇦🇸🇬🇸🇦🇸🇬🇸🇷🇸🇬🇸🇦🇸🇷🇸🇸🇵🇳🇷🇺🇸🇧🇹🇬🇻🇺🇪🇸🇹🇳🇸🇷🇹🇱🇸🇿🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇬🇹🇬🇸🇿🇪🇸🇸🇮🇺🇬🇸🇷🇺🇬🇸🇷🇱🇨🇹🇬🇹🇯🇻🇮🇹🇱🇹🇱🇸🇷🇸🇾🇸🇭🇹🇹🇬🇸🇰🇷🇹🇱🇸🇧🇸🇿🇸🇨🇹🇬🇹🇯🇸🇧🇺🇬🇹🇱🇸🇸🇹🇻🇸🇰🇿🇼🇺🇿🇬🇧🇰🇷🇪🇸🇬🇧🇻🇮🇪🇸🇺🇾🇿🇼🇻🇳🇬🇸🇺🇿🇹🇻🇬🇸🇺🇿🇻🇮🇪🇸🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇻🇸🇧🇬🇧🇺🇾🇸🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇳🇺🇿🇹🇳🇸🇱🇸🇿🇹🇱🇬🇸🇷🇴🇹🇱🇸🇿🇱🇰🇻🇮🆑🉐♍️☢️☦️⚛️📴♋️㊙️🈚️📴♍️⚛️🈵⚛️♌️🈺🈶🉐🈺🛐🈺♌️🈺✡️🅰️🚷⛎🈹🛑🈷️💢㊙️❤️🧡💛💚💚❤️💜🖤❤️❣️💕💚💓

    • @YoutubeISAWaste
      @YoutubeISAWaste 5 лет назад

      More like fort🥜 if you know what I am saying 😎

  • @iiuniversalii2209
    @iiuniversalii2209 6 лет назад +34

    *"

  • @understanableyeeezy3154
    @understanableyeeezy3154 6 лет назад +454

    0:14 N A N I?

    • @justsomerandomguy239
      @justsomerandomguy239 6 лет назад +4

      U N D E R S T A N A B L E Y ee e Z Y *Screeching noise*

    • @SerLoinSteak
      @SerLoinSteak 6 лет назад +9

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Omae wa
      Mou shindeiru

    • @Mythboy2o
      @Mythboy2o 6 лет назад +3

      thats from my hero acedmia

    • @markiewinters6750
      @markiewinters6750 6 лет назад +1

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @mikibird2199
      @mikibird2199 6 лет назад +2

      U N D E R S T A N A B L E Y ee e Z Y. NUNI

  • @galaxywalker1829
    @galaxywalker1829 5 лет назад +82

    "i've all ways wondered how it feels to kiss an asian girl"

  • @sydneysofta976
    @sydneysofta976 6 лет назад +33

    '

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 6 лет назад +160

    Lips! Who wants to color Quasimodo's LIPS??

    • @michellesimbanegavi744
      @michellesimbanegavi744 6 лет назад

      RhythmGrizz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mekhylaaa
      @mekhylaaa 6 лет назад +1

      RhythmGrizz my fav one yet

    • @yocuppatee
      @yocuppatee 6 лет назад +1

      I was just thinking this!

    • @sirinmeltem
      @sirinmeltem 6 лет назад

      RhythmGrizz only the OGs will get this

    • @adrianasvids7470
      @adrianasvids7470 6 лет назад

      Tajera Thomas same but I put mine down before his

  • @rpgreseller
    @rpgreseller 5 лет назад +1

    Gentleman. Honorable. Wholesome. These stories are the shit. Like if I ever have a little man, I want him to grow up watching Swoozie videos.

  • @LizzyThatB
    @LizzyThatB 6 лет назад +40

    Someone needs to make audio of him just saying lips

  • @artloveranimation
    @artloveranimation 6 лет назад +37

    “LLLLips!”

  • @elchapothetaco5912
    @elchapothetaco5912 6 лет назад +16

    That “LIPS” throwback lmao

  • @liampadolina4040
    @liampadolina4040 6 лет назад +4

    I like how he just glosses over the fact that he got an audition to Star Wars and does not mention at all whether he got the role (I am assuming he didn’t)

  • @butterfly.12322
    @butterfly.12322 6 лет назад +152

    Is it that fenty gloss thoughhhhhhh

  • @fishynighcorelover8988
    @fishynighcorelover8988 6 лет назад +54

    Swoozie has a lip fetish confirmed

  • @nkirukaukaegbu5080
    @nkirukaukaegbu5080 6 лет назад +92

    “Solve this rubix cube under 10 seconds if this is your friend.” I crieddddddd😂😂😂

    • @cookie12932
      @cookie12932 6 лет назад

      bruh wtf?

    • @popna2694
      @popna2694 5 лет назад +1

      Nkiruka Ukaegbu IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S

  • @DaGoodVybe
    @DaGoodVybe 4 года назад +3

    3:21 respect to that lady‼️