Cheating with my Bball Coach
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- 🏀A heart pounding true story about my experience with what takes place behind the scenes in the billion dollar EBA (elementary basketball league) organization. (sarcasm: theres literally zero money in it. Wait... unless there was and I just didn't know about it!)
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You know what happens to them snitches right
Yes they get their soul sucked out
?
Yessir
Stitches
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No matter how good u are at any sports, anxiety’s a bitch.
facts
Factss
Bro fr
Stg
True
In this video, Adande describes how he ruined several kids’ childhoods on a basketball court.
Minnesota ganggg
풍선껌 169
wait i was watching that then saw this waitttttt
Whats ur point
@@shahabshahid8767 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Fall back young blood be humble"
"Keep your head up pimp"
That coach was the best😂
xhristopher jones_xr do you think she really said that
Nope but it would be awesome if she did 😂
I laughed way too hard at the teacher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
CDeezyy maaybaah
Uncle Drew:
The lead-up to the dude swating the ball away was perfect, am master story teller
JJ
@a stop hating and like my comment so it can be more 😁
@@venjus9195 Thats uhh kinda messed up bro
I'm the 690th like thats funny I think
Referee: "No no no not today" 💀😂
First
Second
The Likes going up
Third
Fourth
Pretty Boy: Blocks Adande’s shot
Adande: *So you’ve chosen death*
Underrated
peace was never an option 😂
😂😂
I can’t believe that this has 3 replies but 2000 likes just what wa ter said
Alrighty
This was the biggest plot twist I’ve ever seen…
Ok
This happened to me once it was lit
I know huh
Who the fuck ruined ur 666 likes
I know I got clickbated
Miss Dawson sounds like the coolest coach, honestly.
-When it comes to coaching, not giving students "a ride home"
i mean getting "a ride home" seems pretty cool
@@hericide1 it’s literally rape.
@@Account-1536 legally sure but id be down, their loss.
So how long of a “ride” are we talking… 👉🏾👈🏾👀 just asking for a friend
Elementary school kids: exists
Adande: TIME TO END YALLS CAREERS
Brandon Day
Kids: excists
Me in games: YOUR SOUL IS MINE
@@andremerrick4925
Kids: exist
Me: GET OFF MY LAWN
@@andremerrick4925 Ms Dawson: FETCH ME THERE SOULS
@@SiccatrixDubz it's rare to see a COD zombies fan around.... hi there comrade
I respect that he put a link to his shoes in the description
Shoes none of us could afford
Benjamin keyte it's Jordan's what you talking about money ain't nuttin
Bruh he was sponsored
Lmao
Benjamin keyte not even the LACES
Coach: “don’t tell anyone”
Swoozie: *TELLS 7 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS*
😂😂😂. 7 million people go show up at your door step if you mess with my boy swoozie
7.3 million
the free leftbeyz 7.333445 million
😂🤣
Estephan Guerra PINNED 📌
People talking about the "Fall back young blood" part but I'm still hollering over the part where Ms. Dawson said "Keep ya head up pimp" 🤣🤣 9:26
😭😭
Some of the things he says
"Just fall back young blood"
"Keep your head up pimp"
Cracks me up
I feel like everyone got a “how I almost went pro” story
F M definitely. It always starts out, id have gone pro if I hadn’t blown out my knee 😂😂😂😂
F M NEED THAT STORY LMAO 💀🤣
Eyup
Anyone have a story to share?
Enrique Diaz I actually almost went pro but I had heart problems. And tore my acl 5 times. 3 in highschool and 2 in college. I committed to LSU but de-committed and went to Oklahoma state but tore my acl lol. Look me up if you don’t believe me. Sione palelei, watch my highschool highlights. Type in sione palelei East ascension highschool highlights.
“Naah naah dont look chill chill chill young blood, sit down, be humble”.😂😂
😂😂
"Keep your head up Pimp"
This man can make the most depressed person in the world the happiest person in the world I swear
FIJI !
When the coach said “fall back young blood” i died 😂😂😂
Bruh same 😂
JackPlayzTwo chill chill chill chill 😂
I was just about yo comment this😂
Keep ya head up pimp
JackPlayzTwo lmaoo
“ fall back young bluhd “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why
James Sanders wym why , thas what the teacher in the video said.
Sit down and be humble
Just Chill Chill Fall Back Lmfao
Chill chill chill fall back young bluhd. Sit down be humble 🤣🤣🤣
This teacher is savage “you ain’t seen nothing you ain’t heard nothing you know what happens to snitches” 😂😂
She's just a str8 gangsta.
When I tell you I’m crying😂💀
u know she didnt actually say that xD
hes describing what she said
@@mohamedmihoubi8945 We know dude. We're joking.
Mohamed Mihoubi r/wooosh
Damn people weren’t lying when they talk bout how private school teachers get with their students 😳
Wha
wha
wha
Wha
Did u even watch the video?
Sounds like that high schooler was the one really "cheating with your teacher"
Edit: omg thank you guys for the likes! Most I've ever had😎
sex
sheltered crab508 whats that?
Cole Slaw it’s a thing where they engage in activities 😊
I see what you did there...and you beat me to it lol
@@FredCooperDaThird lmao I was surprised nobody else said it😂
Teacher: you can't ever tell anybody about it
Swoozie years later: I am going to make a video telling everybody about it
it was like 10 years ago tho
She still ain’t gonna find out about it cuz she in jail
James Robey *years later*
It did not acc happen. Its just a story
Statue of limitations
Moral of the story: dont trust a guy with big teeth
“I just retired, couldn’t deal with all the politics in the league” 🤣🤣🤣
Swoozie: I would’ve gone pro. Elementary kids: No
Lord Devo ruclips.net/video/gZX96UFPAic/видео.html
Pretty boy: *smacks the ball*
Swoozie: *starts dancing with funeral guys*
Swoozie: Cheating with my teacher in middle school
Me: stop the cap
No cap...
G
Yep this is getting sketchy now
Kaseem Scott 😳😳she be cheating with someone else tho...
“I looked over at Miss Johnson like Rock Lee”
*Muss Johnson’s face on Guy Sensei’s body with the thumbs up* 😭😂💀
Swoozie: "What's the worst that could hap-"
RUclips Ad: "Let's play RAID: Shadow Legends."
Me: oh no
🥔
mine was a dominos ad
I don’t have Premium, but I didn’t get an ad.
Lmao right
Same thing happened to me too 😂😂😂😂
Pretty boi: *smacks swoozie's shot*
Swoozie: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
@@angel-jm9ve oh I just got this pfp from an app that's probably why
“Nah nah nah fall back, fall back yung blood” I’m rollin.
Lmaooooooooo her slang took me out
Dawntae Freeman 😭
Dawntae Freeman I saw this as I watched
“ I could be home playing video games and watching anime” The best quote ever 😌
Yess
That was my attitude with culbs and sports 😁
“A ride home”
*it appears someone else was playing a different kind of basket ball*
Hitting 3's
Balls being dunked...
The Legacy of Gaming what can I say. He goes hard in the paint
*players being brought down to their knees*
She really likes boys playing basketball for her.
"He hurt his left pinkie toe. You know what happens to them snitches, right? Sit down, be humble" 😂😂😂
LOL
Mrs. Dawson: Don't tell anyone.
Swoozie a couple of years later: tells the entire internet
The dislikes are from all of the Elementary schoolers.
I'm in Elementary school and I pressed like
And haters looking for beef
I liked tho
Jack Silverman I think he means all the elementary schooler who got their a*ses beat.
@@aquacrocwherry3321 you're right. Will back off the beef. Not a hater. Just a person outside, looking in thru the window, watching the fun
Teacher: “you can’t tell anybody about it!”
Swoozie: *tells RUclips*
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨
юлио 6ix9ine: Are you Dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
@@phxntnumgaming7549 all of them
the high school found out about it and they weren’t too happy
...and her husband found out about it 😑🤦♂️😱
I think yk what happened
thanks for the spoilers i guess
Loll that part o was not expecting
Kyle Malachowski just to be clear, what happened ?
I absolutely love Swoozie's animated commentary in his stories.
teacher: *fall back young blood fall back, sit down be humble*
Leo nice profile pic
Wow, first time I saw this one
Some people started using the same comment afterwards, but mine remained unlike.
Yeah son, look what happened in Predator 2.
“Fall back young blood fall back” LMAOOOO 💀💀
Hahahah shit had me dead
😂😂😂ongg
"chill chill chill chill fall back youn blood sit down be humble"
😂😂😂😂
"Fall back, Fall back young blood ..Fall back"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:53
He told *1,317,050* people about this ma’am
spare comentary 1st reply
more like 6.2M
When she said "your short for a middle schooler" I immediately got offended. 😂
No one:
Ms. Dawson: You know what? I’m promoting you to the elementary league
"You ain't see nothin you heard nothin"😂😂😂
privates do be like that
4:37 THAT NARUTO REFERENCE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂
IKR!!!!
Lmao same
Yas 🤣😂
That fight was sick
Swoozie 8th gate vs star boy top 10 best fights in anime
Bro... how has this man CONSISTENTLY been the BEST story teller on youtube for like 10 years?!?!?! I've been a day 1 fan, and Swooz is honestly just as good now as he was before!! so proud to be a fan!
Me too... I’m a today fan and I’m already addicted
Dude I subbed back in the day, and forgot about it until literally yesterday
He’s still goin!!
This man has been there and back lmao like even when he was playing competitve dead or alive or KI
I dont remember
A
yep. him and Domics.
When he took off his weights acting like lee I DIED😂😂😂
Ong
This actually sounds like a good pitch for a basketball comedy movie.
“He smells like bacon”
My mind: tHiS iS mY lITtLe bRoThER gEoRgE.
Ten-Pin Boling JAIL😭
George of the jungle or curious George?
Teacher: I think he's a narc
Me: that was her husband, I'm calling it.
her husband's PI?
wouldn't she know who her husband was?
Sirmel11 yeah but she probably didn’t wanna admit that
What did you do in middle school?
Me: "just, play tag and dodgeball"
Swoozie: "Impersonate an elementary schooler"
Middle School goals
Me:You
Wait I just realized, is Jeremy W from the Middle School President video the same Jeremy from this video?
"Keep ya mouth shut! You ain't seen nun, you ain't heard nun" WHO has Ms. Dawson been hanging out with?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She teaches at a catholic school and trying to instigate lying. Interesting...
And she cheated too
Is anyone surprised?
Nah, she just didnt tell the truth... 😎
My catholic school was the most unethical place I’ve ever been
@@Natalie-101 lol they don't realize some catholic schools are more fucked up than public ones
“I think he’s a narc” 💀
U look like the big toothed kid in the story in your profile pic
Drini Gjonaj LMAO CHILLL HHAHHHHAJAJJJAJA
I can't believe how much crazy stories this man has
sWooZie: I cheated with my teacher
Me: Mhhmmhh
Yeah I was thinking about something completely different when I saw the title
Noah Avshalom stfu
@Noah Avshalom well he basically said she was engaging in some extra curricular activities with her players just not him
@Noah Avshalom everyone thought that mate maybe not just u
@Noah Avshalom Did you watch the video to the end??🤔😂😂
Seems there was more than one type of cheating going on with his teacher...
sex
@@awesomesauce7264 yes
OOF moment.
Turned into a series when she said, "I think he's a narc.." DEAD LMAO
The way he made the teacher say "fall back, young blood"
Im dead lol
Teaching at a Catholic school while giving kids a ride home??? That ain't very Christ-like.
*private school
But very Catholic like tho
What do you mean? That sounds like a nice thing to do
Xiang Chen yeah that’s what I was thinking
LoYaLtY_Flash sounds about on par for the course to me XD XD XD
man's playing against kindergartners and acting like he's the genetically modified clone of mj, lebron and kobe 😂
The story of the skecthiest coach in the entire EBA(Elementry Basketball Association)
We need a ESPN 30 for 30
CrashBOREDOM *NJB
Title hella sus
Swoozie proving that you can clickbait without clickbaiting😉😂
If you know, you know🤣
There's no 'without clickbaiting' it's just clickbaiting that isn't morally wrong
James Blenkinsopp he means since when you look at the title people would immediately see cheating and think of an inappropriate relationship with the teacher but it actually means cheating in basketball with his teacher
@@Kmkmkms yes I know that, and I stand by my opinion.
@@jblen well you are fucking slow because it's not clickbait if the title is true. Don't be mad you misinterpreted it
@@godlybatiste4708 you're wrong though. Clickbaiting is just baiting clicks. The title is worded to bait your clicks. Don't be mad that it's too long of a word for you to understand.
Bro this gives me memories I was ass at basketball to but just because I was black people thought I would be good 🥺
lmao stop being black then 😂
Same 😪
Lmao people though I was the school shooter/smart kid because I was quiet asf
Frrrr I’m still 💩 at basketball😔
Big Drip I’m over 6ft and everyone I know asks me if I play basketball including my family
“Where’s that during the game?”
“I - I... ya I don’t really know.”
I was playing BF1 and Adande said “BOOM” I instantly died
I swear I sent that "Party Starter" beat to Swoozie at least 5 to 6 years ago, and he finally used in a video. I'm honored, bro. Thank you.
I’m constantly auditioning ur music! Now go upload it on SoundCloud or something so I can link it in description boye!
Sup Swoozie!
“You know what happens to them snitches right” 😂😂😂
The NBA Jam cutaways are really sending me with SWooZie’s “Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...”😂😂😂😂
Why do adande’s stories always have something CRAAAZY going on-then something happens to interrupt it?🤔🤣🤣
Stamina ! That’s life
If nothing crazy happened, he wouldn't make a video about it
Act like a elementary school kid
*Starts drooling and saying I know you are but what am I *
bad bomb brad ruclips.net/video/gZX96UFPAic/видео.html
Well f sleep my favorite black person is here I haven’t heard from u in awhile luv u bro 😊💕
@Z3 it really isn't racist
Z3 you don’t know if this person is black .-.
@Z3 seems like your the one being racist
How tf is she being racist, if anything your being racist
Pynth I’m black i wouldn’t say that if I was white
I thought the title was cheating on my teacher 😂😂😂
No way the teacher said “fall back young blood”🤣
No way
6:24 "keep ya mouth shut ya ain't seen nun ya ain't heard nun" 🤣
69th like ayyyyy
This mans be stealing every girls heart like it’s nothing
mans a Phantom Thief 😂
*yes*
*yes*
even the teachers 😂
Thats what everyone was thinking at the title 😂
“Whats the worse that could happ-“ *ad shows up with a guy falling off of a helicopter*
It slowly escalated at the end when he said yeah she gave some kids “rides home” then then school got mad and then he said husband💀💀
“Cheating with my teacher in middle school” i definitely got that wrong...
I mean that teacher did turn out to be a rapist so....
@@shaqlavine4118 well, statutory rapist and rapist are both pretty different. Plus if the high schooler was 18+ then she isn't at all. But yeah, still messed up
nah nah dont get it twisted im pretty sure our boy Swooz wouldn't cheat like that he knows what it's like to be done bogus
James BlackBurn same
@@shaqlavine4118 it wasn't rape you dumb fuck
I lost it at “Fall back young blood”🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Fall back young blood 😂 be humble that line has me laughing
- bro when he took off the weights like Rock Lee i choked 😭
I was holding out that the moral of the story would be "I overcame my anxiety and fear and did good on the middle school team." But I guess "Once a cheater, always a cheater" is good too.
"fall back young blood...be humble" 😂😂😂
"Young Kobe"
Rip Kobe Bryant
Swoozie: I mean what's the worst that can happen
AD: allow me to introduce myself
Ya tru
Bro literally
I ran straight into a pole
I got a raycon earbuds ad
Video starts
Me: goes to comments immediately
Mandatory
You must comment surf
wow
Video Starts:
Me: *scrolls down to comments*
Also me: *scrolling back up cuz comments got moved*
I thought this story was gonna be about the coach trading As for the D.
In a way I wasn't wrong
Scopophobia means the fear of being looked at...
What episode of Kurokos no basket is this???
nah we make 2k jokes and naruto reference
Stanley Animations wassup I sub
Mans got that generation of miracles
Lol
Stanley Animations hello Stanley
Swoozie coming in clutch this quarantine
*fist tap
Toddrick Pollock for real 🔥
sWooZie just finished the video great job man keep up the good work
facts
This quarantine? You guys got more coming up.
I like how you are bragging about dunking on elementary kids lmao 😂😂
9:32 Just from reading the title and knowing how crazy these vids get I was assuming that this is what the story would be about. Thankfully we got something that didn't go in that direction with Swoozie.
The Rock Lee reference! Hahaha!
I never expected y’all to be here
Ikr!!
I didn't know you guys watched this lol
He opened the 8 gates
Hol up