Mod Corner - Cinematic Mod for Half-Life 2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024
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  • @NM-hp2lc
    @NM-hp2lc 4 года назад +4615

    "It's me Gordon, Nathan from Uncharted"

    • @MrFullCrumb01
      @MrFullCrumb01 4 года назад +89

      I thought it was James DeFranco.

    • @hib7295
      @hib7295 4 года назад +124

      No No No, It's Mitchell Shephard-

    • @another_random_ace8820
      @another_random_ace8820 4 года назад +105

      Metro Floody YOU FUCKED UP THE BEER I OWE YA.

    • @YourPalHDee
      @YourPalHDee 4 года назад +10

      hahahahahahahaa

    • @Poppy_and_ponies
      @Poppy_and_ponies 4 года назад +8

      Outta my way manlets you lied to me about the beer

  • @minihunk
    @minihunk 6 лет назад +387

    Why the fuck did G-Man turn into David Bowie?

  • @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section
    @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section 5 лет назад +1577

    G-Man: Leader of a russian mafia. Also he peeled his face skin too much.
    Breen: Old corporate businessman who never goes outside.
    Barney: US Marine you'd see in Crysis.
    Kleiner: Cheap office worker.
    Alyx: Some depressed persian teen.
    Eli: Caribbean coast patrol.
    Mossman: The villain in a russian crime movie.
    Father Grigori: Drug dealer.
    Yeah no.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 4 года назад +46

      The crysis soldier bit got me

    • @xxxmynameisstupidcuzofthex3049
      @xxxmynameisstupidcuzofthex3049 4 года назад +30

      i would love father grigori being my drug dealer

    • @LowReso1ution
      @LowReso1ution 4 года назад +29

      We need a story for Father Grigori. Sad we don't see him after ravenholm

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 4 года назад +24

      @@LowReso1ution Half Life: G R I G O R I

    • @valve1591
      @valve1591 4 года назад +2

      What?...

  • @fyrewyre_
    @fyrewyre_ 5 лет назад +1300

    "cm is the most notorious hl2 mod"
    45 days later on February 23, 2018, a new half life 2 mod was released on the steam storefront

  • @manniacc2681
    @manniacc2681 6 лет назад +3741

    This is like what a 13 year old who unironically thinks of Duke Nukem as a role model would do.

    • @HYPERRUI37
      @HYPERRUI37 4 года назад +283

      Fun fact: The creator of this mod is in his 40s

    • @jty9631
      @jty9631 4 года назад +192

      Why you gonna shit on the Duke like that?

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 года назад +104

      D A M N I M G O O D

    • @hoovenschmooven
      @hoovenschmooven 4 года назад +134

      @@HYPERRUI37 As of 2020, he's actually 53 years old.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 4 года назад +28

      @skorn i cant say if thats a badass comment or a sad one

  • @soundblox-robloxsoundtrack6996
    @soundblox-robloxsoundtrack6996 4 года назад +287

    “It’s me Gordon, Nick, from Battlefield: Hardline!”

  • @jorgegutierrez8588
    @jorgegutierrez8588 6 лет назад +4324

    3 D M O D E L E D V A G I N A

  • @HeyRussianCommissar
    @HeyRussianCommissar 6 лет назад +3782

    The vanilla model for Alyx looks far more natural and more attractive than that supermodel based monstrosity.

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 6 лет назад +115

      Exacly

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver 6 лет назад +305

      In the grim darkness of the future there is apparently only Sephora and Victoria's Secret! :P

    • @Big_Gulps_Huh
      @Big_Gulps_Huh 6 лет назад +28

      Absolutely agree.

    • @AutumnWind92
      @AutumnWind92 6 лет назад +23

      dem polygons amirite

    • @wadelockard5592
      @wadelockard5592 6 лет назад +44

      regular alyx is ugly af imo

  • @DaniTheBeautyGeek
    @DaniTheBeautyGeek 4 года назад +1187

    **see’s barney**
    Look how they massacred my boy

    • @saisameer8771
      @saisameer8771 4 года назад +35

      It makes sense though. The concept of the mod, atleast according to the moddb page anyway, is basically what would happen if a movie director got his hands on half life 2. It is called cinematic mod after all.

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 4 года назад +16

      @@saisameer8771What if Michael Bay was a modder

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 года назад +2

      What is this Mass Effect?

    • @idiotsimulator8055
      @idiotsimulator8055 4 года назад +5

      @@MrPF Increased Zombine grenade radius and Lambda Complex reactor can't be stabilized. Fin.

    • @bobmartin9918
      @bobmartin9918 3 года назад

      @@idiotsimulator8055 KEK

  • @theaccountofalltime1
    @theaccountofalltime1 4 года назад +180

    "its me gordon! Barney from bl-"
    n o y o u a i n t

  • @GarretsShadow
    @GarretsShadow 6 лет назад +1998

    Replacing Kelly Bailey's music with Hans Zimmer's is the biggest sin for me.

    • @TheCarrots101
      @TheCarrots101 4 года назад +15

      Alex Crick hanz suckz ballz

    • @irishexclusives
      @irishexclusives 4 года назад +7

      @@TheCarrots101 hanzo only good word was Cod MW series

    • @hambasri1053
      @hambasri1053 4 года назад +39

      @@irishexclusives ffs Hans only did the main theme the rest was by lorne balfe

    • @irishexclusives
      @irishexclusives 4 года назад +4

      @@hambasri1053 I didnt know that geezer mega virgin

    • @RoboZombie777
      @RoboZombie777 4 года назад +54

      @@hambasri1053 basically every video game Hans Zimmer has "done" was him doing a main theme and then the rest being done by one of the other people he hired as part of his production company. Hell a few of those people went on to become big names later on, like Ramin Djawadi and Junkie XL

  • @RGDcommentnode
    @RGDcommentnode 6 лет назад +3043

    This mod was good until the author started doing crazy things like cluttering up levels with extra junk and turning Alyx Vance into a Brazilian supermodel.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 6 лет назад +180

      nah, brazilian supermodels don't have character.

    • @kartonbaba
      @kartonbaba 6 лет назад +33

      looks more like kurdish

    • @cxeroannuki2840
      @cxeroannuki2840 6 лет назад +121

      she's based off of a real supermodel from brazil

    • @Kenshiro3rd
      @Kenshiro3rd 6 лет назад +22

      Exactly... which is why i dropped it like a bad habit years ago... back when he started that shit.

    • @rhapsodyman2000
      @rhapsodyman2000 6 лет назад +34

      Why do you care, it’s all optional lol

  • @lenniegodber7805
    @lenniegodber7805 6 лет назад +2689

    A German without a sense of humour?
    Well, I never...

    • @o2Monster_X
      @o2Monster_X 6 лет назад +2

      who is german here??

    • @milloeslemp
      @milloeslemp 6 лет назад +94

      Mod Creator

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics 6 лет назад +23

      Racist, that's the most stupid stereptype about germans

    • @LeoNatan
      @LeoNatan 6 лет назад +229

      SO being German is a race now... Which race? Aryan?

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics 6 лет назад +16

      Leo Natan just fuck off you racist fucktard

  • @IDHLEB
    @IDHLEB 4 года назад +357

    The best thing about this mod: it makes me appreciate vanilla version more.

    • @devonmarr9872
      @devonmarr9872 Год назад +2

      Lol.
      I would love this mod if the character models and ferns were removed.

    • @el3mentalz0mb1e
      @el3mentalz0mb1e Год назад

      @@devonmarr9872 The characters are optional and are off by default.

  • @aleckermit
    @aleckermit 5 лет назад +3662

    I think the modder wanted us to know he's DEFINITELY STRAIGHT AND LIKES WOMEN, SEXUALLY.

    • @joaquinfernandez1752
      @joaquinfernandez1752 4 года назад +340

      I think he wanted us to know how much of a virgin he is.

    • @RakastanPorkkanakakkua
      @RakastanPorkkanakakkua 4 года назад +207

      I think he is just horny and enjoys sex in his media, there is nothing to be proved about and personally, who am I or you to blame someone horniness? It's not like he is abusing someone irl.

    • @10upstudios
      @10upstudios 4 года назад +152

      social justice types not being able to handle a bit of horniness without attacking the author, what else is new
      it costs $0 to simply not download the mod guys

    • @joaquinfernandez1752
      @joaquinfernandez1752 4 года назад +312

      @@10upstudios the mod is supossed to be give half-life a more cinematic tone, not a 5$ porno.
      And while yes, you can just not download it, why didnt the creator just make a separate mod with the nude models? Not even rule 34 mfs would use those models.

    • @joaquinfernandez1752
      @joaquinfernandez1752 4 года назад +146

      Also its kinda cringy

  • @eirin099
    @eirin099 4 года назад +66

    ghahaha
    "decked out in a combat suit"
    a red leather jacket and a fucking bondage harness bro wtf lmaoo, this mod

  • @BlindxSide
    @BlindxSide 6 лет назад +1093

    wow. That's my HK-53 AR2 model hack at 1:52. That is so old and strange seeing it here after so many years lol. Is it actually used in Cinematic mod? I dont remember ever being asked permission :s

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 4 года назад +16

      Rlly,?

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 4 года назад +86

      Damn. Sounds like Hunt Down the Freeman in mod form made by someone who 80% knows what they're doing, instead of 10%.

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 4 года назад +8

      @@mikeexits why are you mentioning that shit? This is the cinematic mod

    • @p_filippouz
      @p_filippouz 4 года назад

      @Lindi Mills uhh, I read it already

    • @suckturdslmao
      @suckturdslmao 4 года назад +7

      Damn fake factory is a dick.

  • @GROENAASMusic
    @GROENAASMusic 6 лет назад +336

    I wish there was an HD mod that stays true to the original HL2 theme.

  • @gfh110
    @gfh110 5 лет назад +558

    My favorite way to play the Cinematic Mod:
    Turn off the cinematic weapons and music
    Turn off all other gameplay tweaks
    Turn off 90% of post-processing effects
    Turn off all HD character pimper models
    Ask myself why I'm playing this mod if I'm turning off almost all the features
    Uninstall it and play Half-Life 2 Update instead

    • @slimymcbrazy7691
      @slimymcbrazy7691 5 лет назад +46

      just play mmod with update... best HL2 experience ever

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 года назад +12

      Yup!! HF 2 Update is awesome, plus i'm making some 4k textures for the game that make it look even better! :) But it stays true to the original game, no crazy crap is being added. Still a great game, with an awesome atmosphere and the Update version makes it even better

    • @ADCFproductions
      @ADCFproductions 4 года назад +4

      @@JaggedMercenary Nah not yet, i only started one week ago, i still need to learn a few things! :) You can see a comparison here: imgur.com/a/N8z7yXr Original vs New that i added. Let me know what you think!

    • @davidmiller9485
      @davidmiller9485 4 года назад +7

      @@ADCFproductions i have some issues with the interior spaces, they should not look that "clean". It's a falling down, unmaintained shit hole, not a newly renovated flat. That blue paint is just way off.

    • @jasongerard4631
      @jasongerard4631 4 года назад +1

      @@ADCFproductions You know, it would look really good in Synergy, but I take it that's a whole new kettle of fish isn't it?
      Apologies, but this is really well done texture works for a good game, but it's been a pain in the ass trying to get the same amount of a texture work or immersion in a multiplayer version of it ya know?

  • @delphicdescant
    @delphicdescant 5 лет назад +447

    The only thing that actually offends me is how the "sight" on that one gun has just the actual reticle painted onto the lens.

    • @rosscampbell7357
      @rosscampbell7357 4 года назад +16

      If that actually offends you a light gust of wind could send you into the stratosphere

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 4 года назад +36

      @@rosscampbell7357 You sound pretty upset by my comment.

    • @rosscampbell7357
      @rosscampbell7357 4 года назад +5

      ​@@delphicdescant No if anything just suprised :p

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 4 года назад +8

      the gun factory got cheap...

    • @AB-kp7nw
      @AB-kp7nw 4 года назад +25

      I can live with that, but I'll never forget getting scammed by a Russian dude in the stalker series, where I bought a red dot for like 50000 roubles and it was a piece of glass with red paint on it

  • @I_Am_Kiba
    @I_Am_Kiba 6 лет назад +976

    It's pretty lazy to just use Hanz Zimmer music instead of an original soundtrack. Not to mention that the actual soundtrack for the game is amazing on its own.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +38

      Ben Yates
      It's literally one of the few things HL2 has done better than 1.

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 6 лет назад +92

      Unpopular opinion:
      Hanz Ziggyman's soundtracks always sounded generic to me.
      Its just Loud horns, strings and drums banging.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +23

      That's a fine opinion. Usually I think he's pretty good when using an organ, but that's just my opinion.

    • @dudlEEk
      @dudlEEk 6 лет назад +19

      the actual soundtrack is far better than everything Zimmer ever done, lmao.

    • @dabluntz19
      @dabluntz19 6 лет назад +23

      the fact that what little music that you hear in HL2 comes on at the absolute perfect moments is what i love.

  • @r3v4n21
    @r3v4n21 6 лет назад +278

    I really hate how the Combine Rifle is just another MP5 in this mod

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +65

      revan21
      That fires dark energy balls, no less.

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 6 лет назад +16

      I'd agree too. It could have used an SG 553 or a SCAR L, both with a pulse launcher

    • @bradl.602
      @bradl.602 6 лет назад +22

      As an avid HK93 fan this statement hurts me. The G3 may look a bit like the MP5, but she's definitely the hotter sister.

    • @gimmedataids
      @gimmedataids 5 лет назад +3

      yeah, what the fuck was he thinking. The pulse rifle is the coolest weapon in the game

    • @lt.bigfox1267
      @lt.bigfox1267 5 лет назад

      no a g3

  • @root1992
    @root1992 6 лет назад +337

    FULLY MODELED V A G I N A

    • @CallofBear
      @CallofBear 6 лет назад +38

      FIRST FULLY TEXTURED... VAGINA
      O shit I through you were just making a call back to those promotional articles for metro2034 but apparently this guy actually modelled one for alex, oh my god... imagine like a video of him working on that while making of an android from gits plays over it I have no idea why I just thought of that

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +5

      root1992 I heard he took the models from someone else, hence the vagina.

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 6 лет назад +28

      does anyone really believe this guy "accidentally" put a fully modeled vagina into the Alyx model (of which there are 38 different variations)

    • @cannedbeverage7687
      @cannedbeverage7687 6 лет назад +6

      root1992 But the real question is, ...
      how do you get it to show up in actual gameplay?

    • @max7768
      @max7768 6 лет назад +1

      MLG Dew download "adult pimper" and follow the readme

  • @counter-terrordoge3335
    @counter-terrordoge3335 3 года назад +350

    “...a German guy who isn’t the best at taking criticism.”
    *1939 flashbacks*

    • @screenwatcher949
      @screenwatcher949 3 года назад +34

      Let's just hope the dev doesn't get kicked out of game design school

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales 3 года назад

      @Gold Source wolfenstein irl

    • @Marounour
      @Marounour 3 года назад

      Hitler was Austrian

    • @60iger29
      @60iger29 3 года назад +13

      @@Marounour Yeah, but Austrian was not a thing back then. Austrians were germans like russians and bellorussians are slavs.
      Prior to the german unification Austria and Prussia fought over the right to reighn over all germans. Saying that Hitler was not german is just an excuse nowadays which was never a thing in the time prior ww2.
      You can look up german history from 1800 to 1871 to get knowledge on how germany went from 100 small Kingdoms to the first unified german state and why austrians wanted to be a part of Germany after ww1 and during the Anschluss. It is really interesting.

    • @mil1992
      @mil1992 3 года назад

      @@60iger29 Austrian-Hungarian

  • @AriCasino
    @AriCasino 5 лет назад +353

    The fact that the creator is German makes the stereotype of German Porn being weird just worse

    • @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section
      @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section 4 года назад +32

      Hold on! I'm German and I didn't know that the cliché of "German porn being weird" was actually a thing. I thought we were known for our bad porn.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +5

      German porn are weird?

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 года назад +1

      @@ammagon4519 nah,

    • @acosta-animations5606
      @acosta-animations5606 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, at least is a cliché in family guy

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 4 года назад +11

      Acosta - Animations that was just European porn in general.

  • @moritzzz1
    @moritzzz1 6 лет назад +260

    Taking out Kelly Bailey's original soundtrack.
    It's like the creator hates Half-Life

    • @FokkerTISM
      @FokkerTISM 6 лет назад +8

      The soundtrack to the original Half-Life is one of the best.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +14

      The HL2 soundtrack was a lot better (even though it used a lot of HL1 tracks, but that's a good thing).

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 6 лет назад +30

      And replacing it with, of all things, Hans Zimmer, by far the most overrated film composer of today. Basically riding that generic, cliched "epic" memery associated with him. HL2 soundtrack is so distinctive and memorable, is "creative" choice is just lazy.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 6 лет назад +4

      This whole mod secret meaning is supossed to make half life look like shit, and people actually like this garbage

  • @VarvasNukka
    @VarvasNukka 6 лет назад +842

    This mod completely misses what the original game was trying to convey with its art style and environmental designs. Earth is supposed to be dying, and resources becoming more and more scarce.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +21

      VarvasNukka It looks more like Beta HL2.

    • @chrkrngl
      @chrkrngl 6 лет назад +24

      play Crack-Life for HL1, sometimes this is exactly what (some) mods can be supposed to do and are about.

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 5 лет назад +28

      It's a MOD!! It's not supposed to be the main game.. because if it was the same people would be shitty.. it would just be called a HD Update

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 5 лет назад +45

      @@joshrobbinsditto3055 Isn't it literally billed as a visually updated HL2? It doesn't change the story or anything. It's (supposed to be) the main game prettied up.

    • @ABC-jg3pv
      @ABC-jg3pv 5 лет назад +5

      I didnt catch the whole "Earth is dying" feeling on the coastal levels, Plus the only resources that the combine seem to care are seawater and iron

  • @DrMateen36
    @DrMateen36 5 лет назад +228

    3:15
    Combine soldier: Behold my super levitating powers mortal!
    Freeman: *Shoots him in the nuts*

    • @mihaipislaru5598
      @mihaipislaru5598 5 лет назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @Cysco8575
      @Cysco8575 4 года назад +15

      *combinedeathsound.mp4*

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 4 года назад +7

      DrMateen36 the way he just folds in half after being shot lmao

    • @noisyash4234
      @noisyash4234 4 года назад +1

      @fat cow especially if you're hit in the sack with a shotgun

  • @halt4565
    @halt4565 4 года назад +52

    "It's me Gordon! High-res version of doomguy!

  • @Chinothebad
    @Chinothebad 3 года назад +33

    While people can go on about Alyx having a fully modelled cervix, people should note how Barney looks like a Great Value version of Commander Shepherd.

  • @ValdVincent
    @ValdVincent 6 лет назад +565

    This seems like a perfect metaphor for what a half life movie would be like, modle playing main female, over sexualization, director that cant take criticism.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 6 лет назад +16

      Alphas and Betas don't exist, the human race is based on family groups.
      Plus if someone is an actual cuckold, that'd be a good thing to them wouldn't it?

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 6 лет назад +65

      It's contextual. This is a drab post "apoc" game where all sexual has been suppressed. People in city 17 can't have sex, nor are able to want it. It's tonally incorporate.
      This isn't gurren lagann's yoko, where it's to reflect her personality.
      A pornstar has about the same amount of place in HL as a gigga drill.

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 6 лет назад +9

      Yo Nintendo fanboy, humans are based on their tribal identity. Since almost no one has the ball needed to be an actual individual everyone can be thrown into groups with ease.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX 6 лет назад +6

      Are you referring to me? I'm not sure how you are getting fanboy out of anything. I'm just confused.

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 6 лет назад +1

      Earthbound? One of the most talked about SNES RPG's?

  • @OmegaPhlare
    @OmegaPhlare 6 лет назад +818

    I would be fine with the women character models looking like supermodels if they had actually managed to look like real women, but unfortunately those models are in the worst areas of the uncanny valley.

    • @vasqueos
      @vasqueos 6 лет назад +1

      GravityZero delicius

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah I agree, but he still did an amazing job with everything else.

    • @tuocbui
      @tuocbui 5 лет назад +15

      Better than Ass Defect : Downsyndromeda

    • @順番配給
      @順番配給 4 года назад +4

      You know you play a game right ?
      If it's the modder fantasy who are we to argue it with ?
      make your own mod ough to be the perfect thing to do and it's free mod btw so i don't complain lol.

    • @WaddleQwacker
      @WaddleQwacker 4 года назад +19

      ​@@順番配給 What you say is very inappropriate.
      Doesn't matter who made this mod or whether it's free or not or if it's a game. This mod isn't some guys fantasy, it's a piece of work that has been shared to the public, played by the public, and felt by the public. We have the right to say what we think about it. It's our opinion, it's our vision of things. We don't live in a world of yes-men where everyone agrees on everything nor should to. Nobody's here to declare what should be this mod nor what's a perfect mod. There are plenty dark and bright points we see about this mod and we point them out, that's all. That's called a critique. If you're not happy, too bad for you can't make a world where people don't have opinions nor differences to express.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 6 лет назад +880

    If I'm being honest, I can see a really good mod in here. Just remove the "sexy" stuff, don't alter the gun mechanics and level design, and you got a damn fine mod.

    • @jerry6804
      @jerry6804 6 лет назад +10

      It's his mod right

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +91

      So vanilla Half Life 2, pretty much?

    • @coachrenaldo
      @coachrenaldo 6 лет назад +115

      Pepper Millers not really. More like Half life 2 but with updated graphics and dynamic music that adjusts to what's happening in game.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +28

      So HL2: Update with a music system?

    • @jerrycan1756
      @jerrycan1756 6 лет назад +21

      And gigabytes of graphical overhauls.

  • @deicide7274
    @deicide7274 4 года назад +162

    Someone: your gay
    FF: no
    The person: your still gay
    FF: *makes an entire remake with over sexual woman*
    The person: well I fucked up

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 5 лет назад +119

    F U L L Y
    M O D E L E D
    C E R V I X

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 5 лет назад +4

      ghhn so that’s why it needs 50 fucking GBs.

  • @salt_97
    @salt_97 6 лет назад +175

    Alyx model alone pushes me away so far

    • @donjon5442
      @donjon5442 6 лет назад +17

      The 5:55 one looks fucking fantastic and if only someone released the game with all the environmental stuff and get rid of the shitty combat mechanics,sexual shit and if they made the characters resemble the originals

    • @TimpanKanava
      @TimpanKanava 6 лет назад +12

      If I remember correctly, it's optional. You actually have to go through files and download a separate program if you want the custom model for Alyx

  • @marfin4325
    @marfin4325 6 лет назад +82

    You can't take out the OST from Half life though! That's what helped to reflect the industrial horror reflected in the environment, I love that soundtrack!

  • @Kaspar_Houser
    @Kaspar_Houser 6 лет назад +869

    vanilla half life 2 is still one of the best and most realistic looking games for me after all these years

    • @Kaspar_Houser
      @Kaspar_Houser 6 лет назад +13

      Zer0dog you name it bro! can safely say that Half Life 2 is the best game at least I have ever played and the creator of this mod should leave his puberty behind .. mod is seriously a disgrace lol

    • @rodrigof.r.desouza3587
      @rodrigof.r.desouza3587 6 лет назад +42

      HL2 isn't even one of my favorite shooters, but I can't disagree about the graphics. More than a decade after its release it still looks pretty damn good for today's standards.

    • @Kaspar_Houser
      @Kaspar_Houser 6 лет назад +9

      When Valve created Half Life 2 they actually had a visual concept in mind and love for the craft of creating convincing graphics .. something we don’t see anymore in games nowadays- only game what comes to my mind is bloodborne or original Mirrors edge (when It comes to the graphics)

    • @jarg8
      @jarg8 6 лет назад +4

      Aaron Richter You're not wrong but compare it to something like Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay (which also came out in 2004) and I think the game looks far more dated.

    • @Kaspar_Houser
      @Kaspar_Houser 6 лет назад

      in regard of the engine i agree but Half life 2 was stylistically much more thought out than riddick so i prefer half life - really dig butcher bay and dark athena tho!!

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 года назад +25

    This mod reminds me of that attempted "restoring" of that Jesus pictures that wound up looking like a hedgehog.

  • @ioant1295
    @ioant1295 4 года назад +531

    when a coomer makes a mod

    • @C0urierbutterfly21
      @C0urierbutterfly21 4 года назад +7

      Basically

    • @miguelwsth
      @miguelwsth 4 года назад +28

      bUt cOoMer iS a scIentIsT fRoM hAlF lIfe (yeah,if you check one of the lockers in the locker room, it says coomer)

    • @boopert3589
      @boopert3589 4 года назад +38

      Hello Gordon

    • @miguelwsth
      @miguelwsth 4 года назад +32

      @@boopert3589 m y
      p o w e r
      g r o w s
      ,
      g o r d o n.

    • @a_confusedboi9040
      @a_confusedboi9040 4 года назад +20

      @@boopert3589 T H E R E S N O T H I N G T H E R E.

  • @brawlmaster7
    @brawlmaster7 6 лет назад +252

    WHOAH!

    • @waccyy
      @waccyy 6 лет назад +2

      technology

    • @edward7434
      @edward7434 5 лет назад

      Sup brawlmaster7.

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 6 лет назад +73

    My God, what did they do to Alex?

    • @mpfm6386
      @mpfm6386 6 лет назад +33

      FULLY

    • @krotan3845
      @krotan3845 6 лет назад +33

      MODELED

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 6 лет назад +30

      VAGINA

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 5 лет назад +2

      They remodelled her to look amazing.. the other parts are completely optional

    • @sadcat1565
      @sadcat1565 5 лет назад +2

      My god, what are you doing?

  • @swefress
    @swefress 6 лет назад +199

    I can definitely see where the hate comes from. However, as someone who mods myself, I think it's quite harsh to get so angry over a mod. Modding is meant for creative freedom. Not to sell a product. However, if he demanded money from it then lash out with the hate. Sure, the dildos are weird, the sexualised pictures and models are misleading and controversial and the controls is probably god aweful. All this for a mod that entitles itself as "Cinematic Mod" makes it terribly misleading. But it's his mod. Don't like? Don't use. I have a lot of mods myself on some own games that people would probably not wanna use, but then again, that's not always the point.
    Just pointing out my thoughts. And by the way, great review as always! Honest and on track.

    • @eliel1815shadow
      @eliel1815shadow 6 лет назад +8

      or at least retitle it to something that makes more sense, like using "total conversion" before the mod name for example, so the guys that want only graphical changes can filter it

    • @swefress
      @swefress 6 лет назад +11

      @Edwardo Franco I definitely agree. A major problem with the mod is the terribly misleading title.

    • @Guonejo
      @Guonejo 6 лет назад +7

      I mean, of course he has the freedom to make whatever mod he wants, but dont people have the freedom to criticize it too?

    • @swefress
      @swefress 6 лет назад +15

      Spluring out hate is not criticism. And criticising mods is unnecessary unless criticism is wanted.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +11

      Conejin Most people just circlejerk the sexual crap, which can be turned off. NOBODY mentioned any game play changes at all until I saw this video, aka the GAME part of video GAME. I agree with GGG here, it would've been fine if he just didn't mess with the gameplay. Art design? Well it reminds me of beta HL2, so that's cool in my book (although the clutter is a problem). If you're just spouting shit like, "HURR DURR oversexualized models and vagina", then that's not criticism, that's just an obsevation AND he even fixed it to begin with! Yeah the biggest problem circlejerk of the mod has been fixed for a while.

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 4 года назад +124

    I can't believe you didn't mention that the game's entire speed was intentionally reduced by 25%
    Ever noticed how everything in CM is kind of slow? That's why.

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 5 лет назад +43

    Alyx looks like she's fresh out of the uncanny valley...

  • @SabreXT
    @SabreXT 6 лет назад +33

    Good to see a reasonably fair review that complain about gameplay changes. Let's be honest, most of the hate for this mod was because FakeFactory messed with peoples waifu and/or head canon.
    If you doubt that, look at how Cinematic Mod and The Closure are constantly hated and ranted about even years after release, but no one complains about the dozens of crappy meme mods and barely functioning map packs.

    • @bfgfanatic1747
      @bfgfanatic1747 6 лет назад +12

      What can you even say about a meme mod or barely functional map pack anyway?
      The joke's old? There's a leak in the skybox?
      You can't critique a shitty meme mod or a map pack made by someone who'll just go on to make anime sound mods on gamebanana. This has plenty to rip into for a good reason.
      Also if you want to call it "messing with people's waifu" then that's fair I guess but just fucking look at the replacement models for Alyx. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THEM! Barely any clothes or proportions to speak of, it's a tonal clash with the entirety of Alyx's character and the philosophy behind every design the in Half-Life universe.

    • @SabreXT
      @SabreXT 6 лет назад +8

      It might have plenty to rip into, but this is the first time I've heard anything outside of the usual "ALYX LUKS LEIK A SLOOT!!!" and "This isn't canon!" rants.
      Breaking with the art style/design philosophy/canon of the Half-Life could be said about almost every other mod, yet I don't see all caps rants about Crack-Life, Half-Mind, Nightmare House 2, Gordon Freakman, or any others.

    • @retrokid6446
      @retrokid6446 6 лет назад +2

      SabreXT honestly I think it's ridiculous to act like this towards mods they are free and are not selling you anything if this actually cost money I would understand the outrage but honestly it's just a really creepy guys project which he put on the Internet nothing else (PS I've never actually played the game)

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад +16

      because meme mods are very upfront about the fact that they're fucking shit. Cinematic mod tries to tell you that it's this super serious MATURE ONLY experience when it's not.

    • @helghastloyalist8968
      @helghastloyalist8968 6 лет назад +11

      Thing is, those mods you listed weren't trying to keep in touch with the canon and art style of Half-Life 2. If anything, Nightmare House 2 was meant to be a completely original story so i have no idea why the hell you even listed that.
      The cinematic mod on the other hand was building itself up as the "ultimate way to play Half-Life 2" or something like that. So if the mod is presenting itself as a better looking Half-Life 2, of course people are going to criticize it for messing with the canon and art style.

  • @SellingSouls
    @SellingSouls 6 лет назад +43

    5:557 This is the most "decent" Alyx skin we have in Cinematic Mod.

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 4 года назад +3

      The jiggle bone on the necklace is a great touch

    • @andresfgp13
      @andresfgp13 3 года назад +3

      that one actually looks like alyx at least.

    • @killerdoughnut7233
      @killerdoughnut7233 3 года назад

      @@andresfgp13 the closet we will get

  • @thedylanfarnumlook7687
    @thedylanfarnumlook7687 6 лет назад +755

    Wow this mod is tasteless

  • @SeasonedKale
    @SeasonedKale 4 года назад +21

    Not gonna lie, if one thing makes me made other than gameplay changes, it’s taking recognizable characters and drastically changing their design for no reason.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад +2

      Don't like them? Turn off the 13 gigabytes you wasted downloading them for nothing

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад

      Don't like them? Turn off the 13 gigabytes you wasted downloading them for nothing

  • @elgigante7081
    @elgigante7081 4 года назад +72

    Is this just a mod someone made so they can prove to their friends they're straight?

    • @Moonknife
      @Moonknife 3 года назад +6

      Or enjoy there preferences... You people always saying "respect gay people they only have other preferences" but when someone enjoys puting porn in his media or art and all of the sudden is the wrongest most cancellable thing.

  • @BManArchive
    @BManArchive 6 лет назад +554

    Fun fact: The creator of this mod is in his 40s. Just thought I'd let you guys know.

    • @Starfals
      @Starfals 6 лет назад +116

      So what? ;p He was in his 30 probably when he started working on it. Or perhaps you are talking about the sexualized stuff? So 40 years old people cant have desires? ;p Lol.
      Only problem with the mod is, it doesn't really scratch the Half Life itch we all seem to have. It has some cool ideas, but overall.. meh.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +24

      Bonkle Nad you're probably no different.

    • @anotherks7297
      @anotherks7297 6 лет назад +5

      Bonkle poor dude, hope he doesn't get stressed from this.

    • @georgwalter
      @georgwalter 6 лет назад

      Bonkle spotted

    • @Discipulus-beleth
      @Discipulus-beleth 6 лет назад +3

      Bonkle that’s just makes it sadder

  • @octaaka4757
    @octaaka4757 6 лет назад +283

    the pulse rifle might be an HK33

    • @Darktro0per33
      @Darktro0per33 6 лет назад +30

      It's actually a MP5A5 with M203PI grenade launcher (Same model from the Black Mesa mod).

    • @octaaka4757
      @octaaka4757 6 лет назад +14

      i tought it might be an HK33 due to how the HK33 Is a modified MP5 with a heavier barrel i tought that cause the pulse rifle deals more damage

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 6 лет назад +26

      Actually the HK33 is a 5.56 mm conversion of the G3 ( while it technically can be an MP5 since they all stem from the same family of weapons). And barrel weight does not and can not cause more damage, that solely depends on the caliber.
      Even if this is an Assault Rifle it would be an HK53 as it's too short to be a 33.
      Though as I can''t see the magazine I guess it's just an MP5.

    • @notrequired602
      @notrequired602 6 лет назад +2

      A heavier barrel would just provide more precision to the firearm, not damage, damage is done soley on muzzle velocity and the caliber. Anyway, this is just a decked out MP5, with an EoTech and an M203 attached under the handguard, you can also see a glimpse of the magazine; It's still the 9mm Curved Mag.
      The Developer(s) sure did fuck up modding it, if anything, he could've replaced the Pulse rifle with a H&K G11 K2 if they were going for the real firearm route.

    • @Aereton
      @Aereton 6 лет назад +8

      Obviously, it's an AR3. We had those in the city, too.

  • @bryinabrt
    @bryinabrt 6 лет назад +353

    Oversexualize everything, the mod

    • @bryinabrt
      @bryinabrt 6 лет назад +24

      ColaFlyingAway no

    • @bryinabrt
      @bryinabrt 6 лет назад +24

      Charles Thompson hdoom has better gameplay than this

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 6 лет назад +23

      Subi_fan it's funny because realistic women are beautiful, sjws feminists just believe that a "realistic" woman is an ugly woman

    • @Solaar_Punk
      @Solaar_Punk 6 лет назад

      Subi_fan go watch RUclips

    • @viermidebutura
      @viermidebutura 6 лет назад

      optional

  • @josterplays8128
    @josterplays8128 5 лет назад +20

    "It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on."

    • @vesper7082
      @vesper7082 5 лет назад +1

      "Going to heeeeellll yeeeeeaaahhh!"

  • @LongPeter
    @LongPeter 4 года назад +16

    The most fun I ever had with HL2 was dicking with the weapon parameters. To name a few:
    - Increase the number of pellets per shotgun shell from 6 to 200.
    - Dial the pull distance and mass constraints on the gravity gun up to 11.
    - Boost the mass of crossbow bolts to 500 tonnes.
    I also bound a key to spawn a friendly turret at the crosshairs. It worked no matter how far away you were aiming. Blooping an angry Dyson into existence just behind a group of combine never gets old.

    • @saturn21207
      @saturn21207 3 года назад +2

      sk_plr_dmg_weapon_crowbar 999999

  • @Sjokoladesuppe
    @Sjokoladesuppe 6 лет назад +13

    7:15, probably the first time i’ve heard anyone say anything negative about hl:2 and honestly i completely agree, not that i think a lot of people mind though.

  • @peppermillers8361
    @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +36

    The coast having trees and shits makes no sense, considering that area used to be filled with water.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 6 лет назад +7

      Exactly ! It shows that the guy who created this mod doesn't even understand the game he is supposed to update !

    • @joshrobbinsditto3055
      @joshrobbinsditto3055 5 лет назад

      It's a mod! As in a different take on the game.. In this mod that area wasn't filled with trees

    • @gordon7022
      @gordon7022 5 лет назад +1

      It actually makes sense, because if you don’t take care of something for even a few weeks, nature takes over. In fact, I think that this is the direction Valve wanted to go for HL2, but of course couldn’t due to the limitations of the time. I feel like if HL2 were released to today, it would be something like the CM.

    • @mrjtfang2
      @mrjtfang2 5 лет назад +3

      @@gordon7022 What tree's are going to grow in soft, soft sand?

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 6 лет назад +731

    Those new character models are just... URGH! They are ugly and look nothing like the original models. So I didn't use them when I played the cinematic mod and I have to be honest here. I thought the mod was alright, even though there were parts of it that made go "Why!?" Look I'm just not that kind of person to get angry over this mod and I do think people were taking the hate too far.

    • @KorianHUN
      @KorianHUN 6 лет назад +64

      DashieSparkle The neckbeard making it fully modelled vaginas in the game... and a bunch of immature sex jokes. They make 500 models for Alyx based on a supermodel, but refuse to just make a hi-res version of the original one.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 лет назад +32

      I don't think anyone should be getting hate for an optional mod unless the mod includes actually criminal content and/or inflicts real harm. That anyone can be harassed for their bizarre sense of art is kind of a shame.

    • @scootymaster5256
      @scootymaster5256 6 лет назад +28

      Honestly I think some of the models look great! But ultimately don’t fit the characters. They are also way to oversexualized

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +26

      "That anyone can be harassed for their bizarre sense of art is kind of a shame."
      And not understanding the original intentions of the art form they're remaking? sure.
      I mean, come on, the coast level redesign makes no sense. It literally messes with the lore.

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 6 лет назад +26

      Pepper Millers
      So don't fucking play it. A mod doesn't have to conform to the original story in any way. If you want to play the original level, then play the original fucking level. Don't play the modded version. Stop complaining like a bitch.

  • @Omery-od6vu
    @Omery-od6vu 3 года назад +7

    This mod itself is very awesome, graphic overhaul is stunning

  • @Yackattack22
    @Yackattack22 6 лет назад +17

    "Criticism is futile because it puts the person on the defensive and usually makes him strive to juststify himself. Criticism is dangerous, because it wounds a person's precious pride, hurts his sense of importance, and arouses resentment" -Dale Carnegie

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j 6 лет назад +144

    Half Life 2's graphics aren't even close to outdated really, and until about 2015 or they could still pretty much compete with modern games. These new textures and models don't look anything like the original game and are, for the most part, pretty bad. Resolution isn't everything.
    Not to mention the stolen and inappropriate soundtrack in replacement of Half Life 2's already amazing one, and the changes to sounds and gameplay.
    I understand the hate.

    • @johnd1916
      @johnd1916 5 лет назад +14

      HL2's graphics are badly outdated when compared to games like Halo 3 onwards (2007+), FEAR (2004), Oblivion (2007), DOOM (2003), Crysis (2007), MoH Airborne, CoD 2 onwards, Bioshock, etc. HL2 graphics were great for its time in general, good polygon count, detail textures, and when it comes to character detail and facial animations the graphics were unmatched for a long time. However the source engine wasnt that great for shader/lighting graphics (which hugely affect the look of a game) even for its time and now its far, far outdated, the textures also have a tendency to look really grainy and flat, which even high texture mods can't fix since its because the engine has poor shader/texture technology. Oblivion literally looks better than HL2 in every single way possible and thats considering the render distance/level size in oblivion is much greater, and that game came out 3 years after.

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 5 лет назад +38

      John D
      Oblivion. Oblivion looks better than Half Life 2? Now you’re just trolling.

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 4 года назад +9

      @@johnd1916 Oblivion looks better than half life 2? HAH! What are you smoking man?

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 4 года назад +6

      Okay hl2 looks better than doom 3 and Oblivion

    • @alloutpotato7939
      @alloutpotato7939 4 года назад +10

      I wouldnt say that HL2 graphics arent that outdated. They are. But IMO, theyve aged surprisingly well for what they are.

  • @quietnumber2317
    @quietnumber2317 6 лет назад +27

    I absolutely don't blame Fake Factory for giving up. I remember the insane backlash this mod got when It came out and I'm honestly shocked to see that hate continuing to this day. I mean look at the comment section, It's nothing but people asking for the mod to be burned. It's said that he couldn't take the criticism but I don't think death threats and constant harassment counts as criticism. The mod has a lot of problems and some flat out bizarre changes but he was listening to the feedback; This is proved by his complete overhaul of the installer which added a lot more customization for the models and textures. It's a shame because I think given more time and encouragement this mod really could of become one of the best. It was an interesting experience even with it's many flaws.

    • @cralo2569
      @cralo2569 6 лет назад

      Hes an dumbass for stopping creating what he likes because he heard people talk shit about his work.
      Plain and simple, not the critics fault.
      Its his own faut.

    • @shakieltaylor9995
      @shakieltaylor9995 6 лет назад +2

      Why "leftists" though

    • @mpfm6386
      @mpfm6386 6 лет назад

      ColaFlyingAway be careful you dont cut yourself on that edge

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 6 лет назад

      @@shakieltaylor9995 Because that commenter had no idea what "leftist" meant, like much of the internet (possibly still does). The thinking is that any policy or ideal a political party like the Democrats supports is "left-wing", even though that's obviously not how anything works. The ol' correlation/causation issue and a categoric lack of nuanced or informed thinking.

    • @Artoooooor
      @Artoooooor 5 лет назад +3

      So he really received death threats. I have no words...

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ 4 года назад +12

    I mean personally I felt like the cinematic mod was a bit heavy on the more “adult” aspects but I did actually enjoy playing through it, and I’m glad that FakeFactory, for all his flaws gave the options for much higher quality versions of the original models as opposed to making it to where every character was an adult model.

    • @normal5671
      @normal5671 4 года назад

      I mean in Europe Half Life 2 is an 18+ Game, so the whole game is for adults.

  • @McBuff
    @McBuff 2 года назад +5

    Nope. Don’t even care about the visuals. Anything that removes “Triage at Dawn” goes in the trash. That little 7 second piano sound is enough to make a grown man cry.

  • @aurigo_tech
    @aurigo_tech 4 года назад +4

    Despite the charakter models and the change in atmosphere in certain areas (like the coastal road) the increasing of detail is really quite remarkable. As for other negative things mentioned - I didn't noticed them nearly as much.

  • @MaximilianEnVT
    @MaximilianEnVT 6 лет назад +11

    I remember this mod, Yeah the mod maker used to go on lolcow level rants on 4chan back in the day before he finally fell back into his hugbox.

  • @royal2852
    @royal2852 6 лет назад +108

    FULLY

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow 6 лет назад +83

    And I though Deus Ex - Revision mod was inconsistent...
    Seriously, it's a problem with mods in general. Content is nice and cool but consistency is often out of the roof.
    thanks for the review, mod was too big for my ADSL internet to try it back then, now I forgot about that project.

    • @TammoKorsai
      @TammoKorsai 6 лет назад +3

      Speaking of Deus Ex, try the Give Me Deus Ex mod instead. It's a great improvement over the classic, with better textures, skills and AI improvements - but with none of the clutter added by Revision.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 6 лет назад +8

      I played both, GMDX is so good it's not even a contest.
      Just looking at the "achievememts" list in Revision makes you certain they have no idea WHY Deus Ex is good and how to improve it with their mod. It's opposite to GMDX made by Deus Ex veteran and fan who know all mechanics, designs and read old project documents that were used during game development.
      He made a mod to make it better. I mean - that's why people use mods, in general but most of them have problems.

    • @TammoKorsai
      @TammoKorsai 6 лет назад +1

      I'm currently doing my first GMDX run (just landed at the missile silo) and it has thrown plenty of surprises and good balance tweaks my way. Things like the AI having a better sense of when to run for the alarm or stand and shoot (often getting the attention of other guards) has made sneaking around a lot more interesting. Suppressive fire is also another good tweak that makes it harder to escape when things go wrong. I wonder if somebody could apply these updates to The Nameless Mod...
      So to be honest, I probably won't bother trying Revision just going by what I saw in the videos.

  • @tsarbutterfly663
    @tsarbutterfly663 4 года назад +9

    “It’s me Gordon, James Franco from The Interview!”

  • @hermann8875
    @hermann8875 3 года назад +5

    6:05 "Its me Gordon, Cristiano Ronaldo from Barcelona! "

  • @darkxenobi
    @darkxenobi 6 лет назад +342

    This mod is blasphemy, completely obliterates the art style of the game.

    • @hamzaisa3130
      @hamzaisa3130 6 лет назад +4

      Asad Shirazi far play to the guy or team, it most have been time consuming but I totally agree with you, the characher models in this don't suit the tone and feel of Half-Life 2.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure that was part of the point.

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 6 лет назад

      Wrong.

    • @darkxenobi
      @darkxenobi 6 лет назад +6

      The lush green trees shown in the mod sway away from the dystopian feel of an alien invasion. The art director of Half-Life 2 was very careful about each and every little aspect of the art design, this mod totally breaks away all the art rules set by the creators and tarnish the amazing atmosphere created by the core team, even the music is garbage.

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 6 лет назад +9

      It's a mod dumbass. He can choose any art style he wants. Plenty of mods have their own custom textures and models, this is no different. I suppose They Hunger is blasphemous as well, since it ruins half life's sci fi theme with stupid zombies and shit.
      Seriously, fuck off with this elitist bullshit. Either play the mod, or don't, if you don't like the art style, tough.

  • @AyyMatto
    @AyyMatto 6 лет назад +38

    6:15 I didn't know you were in this mod buddy !!!

  • @RobloxSugarFanta
    @RobloxSugarFanta 6 лет назад +79

    yessss, rip this mod a new one

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 6 лет назад +5

      ...A new, fully rendered vagina?

  • @MySocksAreOnFire-b4c
    @MySocksAreOnFire-b4c 5 лет назад +36

    This mod should be renamed "Half Life 2: The Ultra Pimpin' Lowest Common Denominator Version"

  • @blckmesa8978
    @blckmesa8978 5 лет назад +14

    in the end, you spend more time installing it, than you do playing the actual game from start to finish.

  • @GamingMarine
    @GamingMarine 6 лет назад +43

    Honestly, I never understood the point in "high-definition" mods for Half-Life 2; The game looks fine on it's own, IMO.

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 4 года назад +8

      It’s really only the textures that kinda aged badly as they look blurry and kinda pixelated.

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад

      @@pathetic_girl yeah, and the modelling and animations were fine

  • @DamienAzreal
    @DamienAzreal 6 лет назад +228

    Always hated this mod.
    Improving a games visuals can be a nice and welcome change. But, I don't think the creator of this mod understands the finer details of this.
    He seems to think "improving visuals" means to dump as much shit into each scene as possible. It ruins the game's original atmosphere, and just makes it look... cluttered and ugly.
    Add in the horrible character models, their strange looking clothes... and the changed gunplay mechanics...
    The mod is simply not worth the download time.

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 6 лет назад +17

      Similar stuff happens with "Remaster mods" for NFS games, they just slam random shit, car skins and totally un fitting textures mixed with some ugly ENB and call it a Remaster. -_-
      Half life 2 Update which is on steam is good mod to improve Half life 2 tho, it's subtle exacly as it should be, and it improves the lighting, particles, and fixes all the bugs. Water and fog effects too, it looks great

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 6 лет назад +3

      Half-life 2 update mod is what this mod should of been.

    • @ORLY911
      @ORLY911 6 лет назад +9

      I suppose though its perfect if you want a modern "cinematic" hollywood experience. :P

    • @DamienAzreal
      @DamienAzreal 6 лет назад +7

      A poor Hollywood experience. Given how the mod changes all the females... it's going the Michael Bay route.

    • @ORLY911
      @ORLY911 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah that's what I was implying :P

  • @tmtm3810
    @tmtm3810 6 лет назад +9

    I mean its a mod, a complete overhaul, cant really hate it for that, hating mods is a bit strange since it is free and seeing all the texturing work its pretty amazing, dildo though....

    • @pigster8
      @pigster8 4 года назад +2

      Damian 2000 thats actually a great idea

    • @NOTDeezy.
      @NOTDeezy. 4 года назад +5

      the problem here is that fake factory stole the porn models and used them for alyx
      which is the result of the insane high poly count she has and also explains
      the fully modeled vagina and on top of that claimed its his own, that fake factory in general is just being a creep by
      forcing in all these sexual elements in a game that **doesn't need it**
      and that none of this shit is compressed. cinematic mod really isn't worth your 50gb of
      precious hardware space. a mod that only upgrades visuals shouldn't be that big
      You're honestly just way better off using these 50 gb to install games like doom 2016 instead

    • @オジーはビッチだ
      @オジーはビッチだ 3 года назад +2

      @@NOTDeezy. optional..

    • @NOTDeezy.
      @NOTDeezy. 3 года назад +2

      @@オジーはビッチだ Doesn't mean I'm not in my right to criticize it.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 4 года назад +1

    I’m with you there.
    Mod visuals all you want, You DON’T fuck with the bread and butter weapons unless it’s to make them better.

  • @phobos2077_
    @phobos2077_ 5 лет назад +31

    Holy crap. The author of this mod has some personal issues to resolve :D His works are like a good exercise for aspiring psychologists :)

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 6 лет назад +4

    1:08 The chill is nonexistent.

  • @ninjapatto
    @ninjapatto 6 лет назад +61

    0:12 BADDA BING BADDA BOOM

  • @thedungeondelver
    @thedungeondelver 5 лет назад +15

    In the first three seconds of this mod, you can see that the author made the G-Man look like a model from Deus Ex - which is a fine game but has nowhere near the fidelity of the HL2 engine SOOOooooooooo...yeah. esc-q-y /uninstall

    • @tibsky
      @tibsky 4 года назад +1

      “i’ve got nerves of steel”

  • @brawler715
    @brawler715 3 года назад +2

    You know the fact that the mod creator even decided it was funny to be obnoxious about sexual references,and to make it an option to disable it,is incredible.Like why should it even be optional?It should just be disabled altogether.

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 3 года назад +6

    Germans aren't the most well known for taking criticism. Let's hope Fake Factory didn't go to art school.

  • @SeaalCox
    @SeaalCox 5 лет назад +5

    It's nice that the MMod version of CM2013 restores the original gunplay + more.
    Edit: and restores the original timescale, maybe I'm missing something, but I really don't get why FakeFactory slowed down time in every map.

  • @crazymachinima1
    @crazymachinima1 4 года назад +5

    I don't think I've ever seen a mod that screams "Lack of taste" quite as much as this one.

  • @peterfairchild258
    @peterfairchild258 3 года назад +1

    I remember playing this back in the day,and still can't believe the hype and love for this game 👌👌👌

  • @HPalternetive
    @HPalternetive 5 лет назад +29

    Lol that was Alex?!
    Ok, I cannot play it
    Or look at it
    Or think about it

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 4 года назад +6

      Fully. Modeled. Cervix.

    • @thecinere4323
      @thecinere4323 4 года назад +5

      @@CrashB111 A fucking fully modeled CERVIX

    • @JALETRATOR
      @JALETRATOR 4 года назад

      optional models, the original models will be automatically selected and you have to actually download another exe file to even get those weird models

  • @wearemad2905
    @wearemad2905 6 лет назад +68

    A fern
    Lot of fern

  • @dankmemebunny
    @dankmemebunny 6 лет назад +16

    Does it run at 24 FPS?

  • @NiHiKata
    @NiHiKata 5 лет назад +11

    I will never understand why people hated this mod so much that the author unsubscribed the website. People could simply avoid using this mod and problem solved, but they kept complaining about something they were not going to use.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 6 лет назад +7

    I find the community's reaction to the Cinematic Mod fascinating. If an equivalent mod had been made for just about any other game, it would not have the amount of backlash this mod did. Heck, I have already seen equivalent mods before that update the visuals and mess with the character models and gameplay in questionable ways in other games, and they tend to be very highly regarded by that game's community. It is very interesting to see.

    • @justmonika2345
      @justmonika2345 Год назад +1

      I think it's how the creator sexualizes Alyx with some optional models that really set off some "fans".

  • @MrFreesearcher
    @MrFreesearcher 4 года назад +4

    I think cinematic mod ver. 4 was the best release, as it was just a HD update of the characters and pumping soundtrack. Version 7 was the next best, if you wanted a sexy version of the default Alyx, with jigglebones. But this version was quickly replaced with version 8, and the soundtrack became more dark Knight themed, and Alyx became more porn star.

  • @DrearierSpider1
    @DrearierSpider1 6 лет назад +6

    Half Life 2 Update mod is just way better in every way. It simply cleans up an already very solid looking game while retaining Valve's very solid art direction. Cinematic mod has always been a total cluster fuck.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад +1

      DrearierSpider1
      Indeed.

    • @Fools_Requiem
      @Fools_Requiem 6 лет назад

      I really like that mod. The addition of commentary from community members was cool too.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 лет назад

      The commentary also manages to avoid "dick sucking" Valve. Its Valve commentary quality.

  • @Swaglordfawful
    @Swaglordfawful 5 лет назад +20

    You say the combine in this mod have storm trooper accuracy? Buddy, they have that same shit aim in the main game!

    • @beggarsbazooka9517
      @beggarsbazooka9517 3 года назад +2

      Not in hard difficulty

    • @Swaglordfawful
      @Swaglordfawful 3 года назад

      @@beggarsbazooka9517
      Yeah, even on hard mode. Game was to easy even at that

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 6 лет назад +20

    It's too dark. I can't see crap and I don't wanna turn up my brightness because my battery's low...
    But hey, I guess it's more cinematic to _not be able to see a _*_god damn thing_*

    • @loganm4959
      @loganm4959 4 года назад +3

      Kapin it’s better that you can’t see this monstrosity.

    • @crimsoncoin9520
      @crimsoncoin9520 4 года назад

      You dont want to see these demons especially alyx

    • @Kapin05
      @Kapin05 4 года назад +1

      Rewatched with higher brightness...
      Why the hell did I think _that_ would be a good idea

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 года назад

      *HDR*

  • @threecats8219
    @threecats8219 4 года назад +1

    After all is said and done, it looks staggeringly good. Neither do I mind that there are abandoned cars on the road, because it represent a more advanced engine. Like how new editions in game series, always look more inhabited. From the perspective of not having played it due to never managed to get it run, I think it rocks. Also I probably could have go it to run if I tried. I had to convert some files, and I just wasn't confident messing with Steam files. OK I could have redownloaded the files and started again, but I had a capped internet back then. Shame the guy gave up on it, because I for no price it was a bit of a gift. (As I say from the perspective of someone who has only seen video.)

  • @tatarkhan33
    @tatarkhan33 3 года назад +1

    I really like the new buildings added in they look a lot better

  • @ExiStrife
    @ExiStrife 6 лет назад +30

    BADDA BING BADDA BOOM... ASHES