STAR TREK (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2013
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    This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Star Trek.
    Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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Комментарии • 697

  • @AkaScythe
    @AkaScythe 10 лет назад +465

    Kirk+Spock=Kock

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 6 лет назад +30

    "Kirk is that bloke from...nothing"

  • @Minituremike3
    @Minituremike3 9 лет назад +341

    They called Star Wars "Star Wars" not "Twat Wars" because "Twat Wars" doesn't have the same ring to - oh wait...

  • @EdVarkarion
    @EdVarkarion 9 лет назад +653

    Believe it or not, they actually made a great Star Trek video game. It's called Mass Effect.

  • @CroatInAKilt
    @CroatInAKilt 9 лет назад +145

    Dwayne Johnson as Wesley Crusher is probably the best casting choice I can think of for a Next Generation movie

  • @vicegirlsusa
    @vicegirlsusa 9 лет назад +104

    I'd roll with The Rock being cast as Crusher. That'd be so absurd I'd have to see how it plays out.

  • @randombencounter263
    @randombencounter263 9 лет назад +375

    If you're gonna do a Star Trek game, why would you make a shooter of all things? Handguns in Star Trek are so piss-poor that the resident elite warrior race famously has gone back to fighting with fucking swords.

  • @Holyduck777
    @Holyduck777 5 лет назад +35

    "people moving around doing things genre" Accurate prediction of the Walking Sim Yahtzee old mate. Can you use your clairvoyance to make me millions of dollars?

  • @SorakuFett
    @SorakuFett 11 лет назад +10

    "We will now listen to your grievances."
    "This is my listening gun."

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 11 лет назад +9

    "Chest High Wall Mating Dance"
    you are hilarious.

  • @billyweed835
    @billyweed835 9 лет назад +51

    1:13

  • @annemuha3766
    @annemuha3766 9 лет назад +80

    Star Trek made by telltale would be great.

  • @dkill34
    @dkill34 9 лет назад +42

    This was published by the same company that published Dark Souls. You'd think Bandai Namco would have better quality control.

  • @audiohead86
    @audiohead86 9 лет назад +22

    Chest-high wall mating dance lolz.

  • @candidodacquisto7930
    @candidodacquisto7930 9 лет назад +19

    If Statham became the new Picard I would piss my self

  • @ProfessorHeavyTF2
    @ProfessorHeavyTF2 10 лет назад +16

    I started laughing at Twat Wars. Surprisingly early.

  • @EldritchAugur
    @EldritchAugur 9 лет назад +10

    I love the ZP's that have a joke under the surface for the whole video.

  • @jamesreid9284
    @jamesreid9284 7 лет назад +18

    The only Star Trek game I ever played was

  • @chefrowlet
    @chefrowlet 10 лет назад +6

    I got a pretty good run out of STO, actually. Since I'm at best a casual Star Trek fan I wasn't disappointed with the story-telling or setting as a fanboy, just as a player. The space combat was pretty fun, too. The abilities, weapon loadouts, and manueverability just made them feel complex and open (which I like). I dreaded going dirtside, though, and the PvP felt rediculously unbalanced even for an MMORPG. But it kept me happily blazing around the galaxy until TOR came out.

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 11 лет назад +2

    Yahtzee's a Next Generation guy?
    Yet another reason to like him!