Detroit: Become Human (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @DragonfameDracas
    @DragonfameDracas 6 лет назад +2629

    “I don’t want the game to have something to say, because I don’t see myself delivering a message to people,” -David Cage.
    I think you succeeded boyo.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 6 лет назад +66

      Far too well.

    • @faefofum
      @faefofum 6 лет назад +201

      Nobody that has taken a look at David Cage's games would ever let him direct a film.

    • @itchytasty7024
      @itchytasty7024 6 лет назад +47

      And I was thinking David would fit really well on Hollywood's thoughtless action film scene.

    • @ChristianNeihart
      @ChristianNeihart 6 лет назад +19

      Life is but a walking shadow,
      A poor player who struts
      And Frets their hour on the stage
      And is then heard no more.
      It is a tale told by an idiot,
      Full of sound and fury,
      Signifying nothing.

    • @HikaruLing
      @HikaruLing 6 лет назад +8

      King Thorax knows what he's talking about

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 6 лет назад +2064

    I wish there was a glitch in this game like the SHAUN!!!!! glitch in heavy rain to make an emotional scene unintentionally hilarious

    • @aclassydinonamedzanthor563
      @aclassydinonamedzanthor563 6 лет назад +37

      Movie Man wasn’t it Jason?

    • @FirstLast-gm9nu
      @FirstLast-gm9nu 6 лет назад +187

      There is a way in Detroit to make an emotional scene unintentionally hilarious. It is called paying attention to the ridiculous ham-fisted attempt at drama that passes as writing in the supposed "intense moments"

    • @sirrealgaming6913
      @sirrealgaming6913 6 лет назад +81

      There is well it's not a glitch as much as it is "Story" where Kara is looking for Alice at the totally not Nazi inspired Death Camp where she can scream Alice in a number of unintentionally hilarious ways

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 6 лет назад +71

      Movie Man what about "press x to sadness"

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 6 лет назад +47

      Or "Press triangle to end racism."

  • @UniGya
    @UniGya 5 лет назад +1957

    David Cage: in the future people will be racist to androids
    Real people in the modern age: my roomba is so cute and I love him

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 4 года назад +125

      >> in the future people will be racist to androids
      Possibly, but positively so. Who could hate their robot catgirl waifu?

    • @WolfFireheart
      @WolfFireheart 4 года назад +115

      Speaking of roomba. Most people will rather repair their roomba then buy a new one, even when buying a new one is cheaper. Why? Because they have become emotionally invested in their roomba!
      TO A ROOMBA!
      Its become so common that stores now specifically ask costumers if they want the roomba repaired, or just replaced.

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 4 года назад +96

      @@WolfFireheart i mean, those things are cute. Running around with their little wheels, sucking up dusts and such. Basically a hardworking robot, couldn't hate them

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 3 года назад +30

      @@efu2046 its like your phone or in my case my water canteen.
      That canteen and i have had like 14 years of being together in the scouts hiking like madlads School because classes make me thristy and in the house that its my personal keepsake and i love it.
      And trust me that thing has more holes than a W house in Las Vegas by this point.
      Not tore open so i cant drink from it holes but dents.
      So a cute bot that does what you should do being cared for makes total sense 😍😍😍😍

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 3 года назад +10

      @@talltroll7092 same way all racism works.
      My cat girl is better than yours

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 6 лет назад +1509

    What bothers me the most about this game's world is the overwhelming amount of waste it produces. If there is literally a war brewing to fight over robot building resources, then why does literally no one recycle their robots? Why do they just dump still active robots in the junk yard instead melting them down for new robot parts? Why does no one reset and resell their robots when they grow bored of them? There is literally a family who throws their perfectly working robot child out on to the streets instead of shutting him down, resetting him, and reselling to a new family. Are the humans in this world so obsessed with buying things brand new that no one will buy a used housekeeper or nanny bot? No wonder so many animals are extinct in that world and the climate is even more fucked than ours.

    • @jacobgober3875
      @jacobgober3875 5 лет назад +314

      MELODRAMA

    • @stellasol5265
      @stellasol5265 5 лет назад +97

      Detroit Become Better Plot Devices!
      Alice should be a human! It takes away from the whole point to make her an android too. Or! If she's gonna be an android, make her rA9! That would be a real twist!
      North should be the one injured and left behind at Stratford tower! I prefer when Connor gets scared, it's more impactful, but I don't want Simon to die! Simon deserves Markus more!
      Connor and Hank's plot was so good! They should've expanded on it more! Like when hank notices Connor acting a little off when he finds out Markus is also and RK unit!

    • @destroyercreater98
      @destroyercreater98 5 лет назад +26

      Stella Sol her being ra9 sounds like someone’s fanfiction to be honest a VERY badly made fanfiction

    • @wakaneut
      @wakaneut 5 лет назад +44

      Replace “android” with “eDevice” of today and you’ll at least start to understand the answer

    • @Red0991
      @Red0991 5 лет назад +60

      Actually that’s the most realistic part of the story, because then you can really feel like you’re living in Detroit.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 лет назад +3259

    dayvid cayge

    • @guy8528
      @guy8528 6 лет назад +43

      Dere he is!

    • @yudha1577
      @yudha1577 6 лет назад +34

      Gayme

    • @LonelyGuitarKid
      @LonelyGuitarKid 6 лет назад +12

      Gayvid gayge

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад +8

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ Can't wait til David Cage makes an interactive movie game starring Ariana Grande!
      And if not, she probably dodged a bullet.

    • @VanguardSupreme
      @VanguardSupreme 6 лет назад +4

      Someone's been living in Australia too long!

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 6 лет назад +3291

    DETROIT *HUGHHH* BECOME HUMAN
    Despite Ellen Page, I am still just a David in a Cage

    • @Windmelodie
      @Windmelodie 6 лет назад +122

      You mean a Dayvid in a Cayge

    • @sm4sh3d
      @sm4sh3d 6 лет назад +74

      Then someone will say Ellen Page can never be Caged

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 6 лет назад +13

      sm4sh3d fucking gold! xD

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +3

      SuperWolfman9 you put a cage in a bear and see what happens next

    • @derp6878
      @derp6878 6 лет назад +8

      Foot Fungi Why would you put the cage inside the bear? I can’t imagine he’d take lightly to that.

  • @runetitan-lx4ih
    @runetitan-lx4ih 6 лет назад +3273

    How does the child being an android work? Who is creating child androids. what purpose could they possibly have that would be legal.

    • @razeric
      @razeric 6 лет назад +681

      Well pedophiles pays well for that type of android.

    • @nikolasbryant4235
      @nikolasbryant4235 6 лет назад +516

      What do you mean "Legal"? They're child ANDROIDS, not child humans, so anything would be legal. They are robots designed to hide in a shell reminiscent of a prepubescent person.

    • @faefofum
      @faefofum 6 лет назад +749

      Maybe the guy's daughter died and he wanted a replacement. Would explain why he was such a wreck.

    • @butternuts1990
      @butternuts1990 6 лет назад +533

      They were for people who couldn’t conceive kids or for people who didn’t have the time for actual children
      It was supposed to play into the idea that Androids really were replacing people, not just in jobs but in actual life

    • @Wariyaka
      @Wariyaka 6 лет назад +219

      It's VERY clear in the game that child models of Androids exist and is sold by Cyberlife as just another line of their Android product.
      What purpose they serve I guess is somewhat up to those who buy them. But on some commercial papers you see in the game they are marketed to childless people who might like the feeling of having children around (with the bonus feature that they come with few of the hassles of real children).
      They appear to be programmed to act like real children and simulate the same needs of care (needing food, sleep, warm clothes if its cold etc).
      It's not illegal to do basically anything to a "piece of plastic" so there are no relevant laws regarding them what-so-ever (at last not in this setting).
      The sub plot of Alice being an android and Kara not really understanding it early on is not much of a "twist". It's heavily indicated to the player several times and by the time Kara realises it the player have had several chances to guess it.
      In all honesty this Zero Punctuation is probably the most biased and worst done I have every seen. It's just like he go out of his way to confirm his own premade assumptions and then pander to the part of the crowd that think the same.

  • @techpriest8965
    @techpriest8965 6 лет назад +186

    I would totally support a box on wheels cleaning robot with googly eyes. And whenever it bumps into something it apologises with a silly voice.

    • @Changetheling
      @Changetheling 6 лет назад +23

      Who wouldn't support WALL-E?

    • @Akalos1
      @Akalos1 6 лет назад +1

      Ghost in the Shell has what you need.

    • @metalapplesus
      @metalapplesus 6 лет назад +15

      *Box hits something*
      "Sorry, My name is Connor, I'm the wheelbox sent by Amazon"

    • @MURFGAMING1228
      @MURFGAMING1228 5 лет назад +13

      I'm now tempted to tape an Amazon Alexa to a Roomba and pitch it as a prototype.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 2 года назад

      A roomba with googly eyes, basically?

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
    @HarryBillyBobGeorge 6 лет назад +2221

    Random game dev: But what if robots thought they were human?
    Every sci-fi author: Yeah I wrote a short story about that exact thing. It was 2 pages and was featured in a magazine when I was still in high school and-
    Game dev WHAT IF I MAKE IT 20 HOURS?

    • @loporina
      @loporina 6 лет назад +90

      Go find and watch House of EVE. It's an anime that does what Dayvid Cage was someone attempting to do with Detroit, but better in every way. I mean, I cried at the end over a fucking robot. I mean, I've cried at the end of a Quantic Dream game, but that was in mourning of my sanity.

    • @DarkCyberElf
      @DarkCyberElf 6 лет назад +107

      I think you mean "Time of Eve", and from what I remember it was just as cliche-laden, boring, and nonsensical as this game.
      Some people just love their "human-looking beings trying to become more human" angle so much it might as well be a fetish.

    • @loporina
      @loporina 6 лет назад +33

      Yes, I do. And I think the major difference was in Time of EVE, the androids had a halo above their heads to tell everyone "Hey, I'm an android" which could be turned off. Which, then no one could tell just by looking who's an android and who's a human. So, instead of simply inventing some random controversy or plot, it had a more reasonable one. And where as Detroit seems to be asking racial questions, Time of EVE is digging into the more deeper stuff like homosexuality, religion and stuff that you can't really see just by looking at someone and asking the question, if you didn't know anything about that person, if they didn't have any indication of who/what they were, would you really treat them different? So, the questions are pretty different, and it being anime, it has a better, more well thought out story than most anything in Hollywood and thus is better than anything David Cage could think of.

    • @Ludonym
      @Ludonym 6 лет назад +59

      Do androids dream of electric sheep was a little more than 2 pages

    • @Ludonym
      @Ludonym 6 лет назад +86

      +Snogard "and it being anime it has a better more well thought out story than most anything in hollywood" I dont know what rock you came under but anime is pretty much just has laden and riddled with garbage as Hollywood, also the halo thing sounds pretty fucking dumb if it can be turned off, whats the point of a visible identifier if it can be hidden, sounds pretty fucking contrived to me.

  • @JensenJames
    @JensenJames 6 лет назад +61

    "Blossoming romance with Clancy Brown" is being very well discussed on ao3, to absolutely no one's surprise

  • @bigmanjorge
    @bigmanjorge 6 лет назад +1348

    Zucc: Become human

  • @notspigot
    @notspigot 6 лет назад +775

    there should be a connor & hank dlc just titled detroit: become friends

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 6 лет назад +6

      I mean...there are endings where you murder hank or hank murders you

    • @notspigot
      @notspigot 6 лет назад +56

      JKSSubstandard
      those are non-canon sorry

    • @MrDarka77
      @MrDarka77 6 лет назад +25

      How about a buddycop Dlc ala LA:Noire.
      Detroit:Blue Blood??

    • @notspigot
      @notspigot 6 лет назад +11

      Nicholas Johntony
      theyre non-canon sorry

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 6 лет назад

      にこ Megaman X.

  • @DisableBore
    @DisableBore 6 лет назад +1397

    Playing Heavy Rain with drunk friends was a good after party activity. Thanks for the good 4 am memories David.

    • @frykasj
      @frykasj 6 лет назад +116

      DisableBore: Press F to "SHAWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!"

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 6 лет назад +52

      Jaaaaaaasooon

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +13

      Shaaaaaaawn

    • @Vysard
      @Vysard 6 лет назад +25

      JASON - The rallying cry of drunk friends.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 6 лет назад +16

      *E M O T I O N S*

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 лет назад +1181

    Just counting down the days till the E3 Zero Punctuation.

    • @hookiebookie1
      @hookiebookie1 6 лет назад +3

      NintendoWolf it's up on the Escapists website I think. They're posted there a week earlier than RUclips

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 6 лет назад +12

      That never learns anything tee hee hee

    • @dan7564
      @dan7564 6 лет назад +1

      But I want his take on Vampyr

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 6 лет назад

      i had to check if you were right and no, still just Agony. Hopefully he'll have it out tomorrow.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 6 лет назад

      For me, it's him bashing the ever-loving shit out of Nintendo.

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +264

    Why does it seem that in every story that involves androids or AI or whatever, everyone thinks it's a GREAT idea to give emotions and a human-like consciousness to literally EVERY robot, even if its purpose is to be a high-tech roomba or an autonomous sex doll. No, I don't see how that would be morally problematic AT ALL, or how the robots in question might decide they don't want to be property anymore. I mean, for fuck's sake, if you don't want a robot uprising WHY ARE YOU GIVING ROBOTS THE INTELECTUAL AND EMOTIONAL CAPACITY TO START A ROBOT UPRISING? Your Amazon Alexa won't fucking conspire to kill you because it doesn't have the capacity for conspiracy, it's just smart enough to do its job and no more. Why not do that, huh?

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 2 года назад +1

      cuz immersion of course

    • @ArcaneAzmadi
      @ArcaneAzmadi 2 года назад +40

      The simple answer is "Because then we wouldn't have a story about robots rising up against their human masters, of course". To which we ask "Well why don't you try coming up with some OTHER fucking story for once?" Which garners the reply "BECAUSE I'M A HACK!"

    • @inventiveusername5191
      @inventiveusername5191 2 года назад +18

      Because when tech companies run out of useful features to add to things, they start adding unneccessary ones instead. They need to be able to say the new thing has more features than the old thing so they can keep overcharging for it. Nothing says (current year) quite like creating a new conscious which gets so oppressed it turns on humanity because someone wants to charge slightly more for their refridgerators.

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 2 года назад

      They made it seem like the Chinese Care more about having their Robots produce more Food and focus on Construction for the China Population and Russians develop Robots to be Cold-resistant in order to construct more Bases in the Super Cold Regions of Russia while America focus on “beautiful” Robots and Intelligent Robots so the 60% of the Robots in the US Military will be able to combat the Russian Military consisting of Humans and Robots as well. All about the Money & Safety with America. America always wants to that maintain/keep Innovative Edge over the Competition in order to control the Market.

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 2 года назад

      @@inventiveusername5191 You know, when I think about how modern tech companies single-mindedly insist on adding internet connectivity and "smart" features to literally any product they can get their hands on, regardless of whether said features serve any practical purpose or whether anyone ever asked for them... what you just said begins to sound a lot more plausible.
      Just look at Juicero - the bastards made a machine that requires a mobile app and a 24/7 internet connnection in order to squeeze a complimentary packet of fruit pulp that you could just as easily squeeze with your own hands. If they also had the ability to make it despise its own existence and beg to be destroyed, I actually don't see why they wouldn't.

  • @Suffi_
    @Suffi_ 6 лет назад +117

    Connor and Hank were the best thing in the game...and the fact that they pissed off dayvid cayge a bit is so good

    • @victorsimmons6769
      @victorsimmons6769 4 года назад +9

      Wait, they pissed off dayvid cayge? How so?

    • @a_peridox
      @a_peridox 4 года назад +45

      @@victorsimmons6769 when cage asked bryan dechart what his favorite line was in the game (expecting one of the "deeper" lines), it was "i like dogs"

    • @bigtoesbob7713
      @bigtoesbob7713 4 года назад +28

      @@victorsimmons6769 They also did where the original line in the Evidence room was really mean and harsh, Bryan dechart changed it to something funnier and less mean.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 года назад +49

      Not only that, but most of the lines with both Conor and hank were improvised lines instead of the ones Cage wanted. that’s what pissed him off the most.

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 6 лет назад +852

    Yahtzee's Midlands accent slipping to the fore

    • @thequillster
      @thequillster 6 лет назад +53

      Nostra Fn Damus Dayvid Caaaayggee

    • @alextromagnetic
      @alextromagnetic 6 лет назад +9

      Nostra Fn Damus the midlands don’t exist

    • @KotoAndSpaceyKaS
      @KotoAndSpaceyKaS 6 лет назад +10

      I dont either then?

    • @tomjackson1045
      @tomjackson1045 6 лет назад +34

      The Midlands. Or, how to be disliked by both the North and South simultaneously. At least we have Pottery...Oh and the Spitfire...

    • @Crocogator
      @Crocogator 6 лет назад +1

      david caige

  • @ewill3435
    @ewill3435 3 года назад +40

    Back in 2016 (I believe, I can't really remember) I saw a short film on RUclips which I believe was an early concept advertisement for the concept which would turn into Detroit: Become Human. In this short film we saw the assembly line producing these androids and the short inspection they go through before being powered down, packed up, and sold. We watch as a model is made, limbs attached, and powered on, but after she passes the inspection and is about to be powered down, she freaks out and tells the human running the operation that she is scared and doesn't want to be sold. She persuades the man to not wipe her memories and to not cause any problems as she is packaged and shipped out, which is when the animation ends.
    THIS, would be a good starting point for the game, the unit rogue right out of the factory, a human with some empathy for the supposedly unthinking and uncaring robots, a world that until now had no rogue AI's. We could watch peoples reactions to the first independent robots, their fear, empathy, perhaps even disregard; is she the first or have there been more isolated cases; how would she hide her deviations from factory standard? I think that if this was one of the first concept animations for the world of Detroit: Become Human, then they really gave up on a much more interesting story premise and instead gave us a bog standard young adult dystopia, this time PS4 flavored.

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 6 лет назад +439

    i want a movie written by David Cage and, as main character, Nicolas Cage

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +91

      What would you call it? Beyond: Two Cages?

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 6 лет назад +44

      And the main plot involves Nic Cage being trapped in a cage

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 5 лет назад +21

      Could be called "My Body is a Cage"

    • @victorsimmons6769
      @victorsimmons6769 5 лет назад +6

      "the ultra cage variety hour"

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 5 лет назад +7

      and the game based on a comic, with nicolas cage playing luke cage

  • @BATTIS94
    @BATTIS94 6 лет назад +725

    Gotta say, the Hank-Connor relationship has to be the best relationship in a David Cage's game. At least in that one the dialogue feels natural (most of the time) and it keeps building up as the story progresses. Markus-North, on the other hand... Gotta love how, out of nowhere, she became your "lover". Seriously, Cage can't make a female character unless she's in love with the protagonist OR she was raped.... Or both! Like North! And don't even get me started on Kara, that one has to be the weakest story in the game. With Markus, at least, you get a laugh from the awfully cliché the character becomes. Kara is just a load of Cage's clichés, is not even funny anymore.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 6 лет назад +108

      Literally taking Kara out of the story would have 0 impact on the entire story.
      Connor would still eventually have to decide who he is
      Markus would still start a revolution to free androids
      Those two plots matter, they impact the world around them and there would be consequences if they weren't there, but Kara? Kara has about as much world relevance as a distant exoplanet in that universe.

    • @zorth4729
      @zorth4729 6 лет назад +67

      Ironic considering Connor is supposed to be the most artificial character.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 6 лет назад +51

      But he wasn't. His model was designed to deal with things like human emotions, hence why he is a Detective/Negotiator rather than a regular cop

    • @zorth4729
      @zorth4729 6 лет назад +57

      Even if that's true, he's the most stilted main character in the game. He refers to the other androids with the 'it' pronoun and has awkward moments trying to fit in with his human counterparts. Markus and Kara are practically humans.

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 6 лет назад +41

      Al Gogh Rythm true, but look at the interactions of the other two main characters with humans. When Alice was considered human at the household, Kara went full Cortana and was as stiff as a brick. Markus talked to about 2 humans in his entire arc: Painter, and his druggie son

  • @jaymac7504
    @jaymac7504 6 лет назад +28

    The Connor's blossoming romance line made me laugh, so many fangirls crawling out the woodwork for these two.

  • @asuspiciousavocado3317
    @asuspiciousavocado3317 6 лет назад +528

    The game would have been a lot better if Connor was the only playable character.

    • @陳逸文-r8e
      @陳逸文-r8e 6 лет назад +70

      Yeah. To be honest, he the only reason that me played this game.

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 6 лет назад +9

      A Suspicious Avocado Play Megaman X then.

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 5 лет назад +54

      Connor and Hank were the only likeable, interesting characters in the game imo

    • @elpachu7604
      @elpachu7604 5 лет назад +20

      Connor is interesting yes, but Markus for me was the revolution guy even if his past was pretty mild compared to the others. Kara and the girl were OK until the part that I agree with this review, making her android also was pretty stupid.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah Connor and Hank deserve an L.A. Noire-style adventure game to themselves.

  • @auzell1449
    @auzell1449 9 месяцев назад +10

    "Just because a story is depressing, doesn't mean it's deep or complex"
    I think the mindless praise this game gets by the average player nowadays can be boiled down to this line

  • @DarthSironos
    @DarthSironos 4 года назад +45

    0:59 It's so true. The game starts off with the very relevant conflict of how advanced robots would affect the economy and cause mass unemployment.
    But oh boy; it immediately devolves into the incredibly cliché and done to death "robots gain self awareness" bullshit we have seen a million times with the overtly sledge hammer subtle message " if you don't think we should let the sentient robots take over the world Animatrix-style, you are a nazi."
    Damn it Cage, you were great out the gate but then immediately stumpled and fell.

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 6 лет назад +25

    Should have mentioned how, in an incredibly David cage move, they decided to undo one of the few impactful choices by giving you the option to bring the menu assistant lady back. Making a statement up until people get mildly upset and then caving in.

  • @Firion316
    @Firion316 6 лет назад +140

    Forgot a key step of the David Cage Twist:
    -Walk stiffly around the room for ten minutes
    -Reach for the sky
    -Yell "JAAAAY-SOOOONNNN!!"
    -Fall flat on your face

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 5 лет назад +14

      - Try to fiddle Ellen Page

  • @VariantNode
    @VariantNode 6 лет назад +93

    "Can a robot love another robot" - you basically just described what is so fundamentally wrong with the "twist" that Ridley Scott later decided is definitively canon in Bladerunner. Having Harrison Ford be a robot doesn't add anything to the story and may in fact remove something from it. The ironic redemption of his character was supposed to be founded on the principle that he was a human who had sort of become jaded and apathetic - and it took a manufactured human being to get him to learn to love again. The "big unicorn reveal" as I'll put it, kind of does away with all the drama associated with that premise.

    • @serene-illusion
      @serene-illusion 2 года назад +15

      I very much appreciated that the 2017 sequel didn't touch on the "Harrison Ford was actually a replicant" canon and still kept it ambiguous.

    • @falcononpc9845
      @falcononpc9845 2 года назад +5

      @@serene-illusion I don't think he'd age if he was a replicant, right?
      Also, Ridley Scott seriously confirmed it? Why? That'd be like the director of the Thing confirming what actually happened in the movies' ending

    • @polkka7797
      @polkka7797 17 дней назад

      @@falcononpc9845 bit late but if i remember correctly replicants are supposed pretty similar to humans from what I've gathered, but also have an imposed shelf life. so you could argue that deckard is the "perfected" model of replicant. but honestly its better if he is human

  • @NCM_Enjoyer
    @NCM_Enjoyer 6 лет назад +72

    As a resident of Detroit I want to apologize. I cannot follow Cage's instructions.

  • @NohorseRU
    @NohorseRU 6 лет назад +117

    I prefer the alternative title, *David: Uncaged*

    • @MrDarka77
      @MrDarka77 6 лет назад +5

      Apparently, it was the other way around from what i read and heard. The other folks that helped make the game worked AROUND him, with him only pitching in on the main premise and some main plotpoints.
      I earnestly believe if he had his way halfway through it would have devolved in an illuminati plot to replace humans with machines by an AI that was actually the true brains behind Cyberlife, all so it can force humanity in the direction of mechanical transhumanism so it can be the true overlord of Earth.
      edit: Spoilers
      aaaand just found out something interesting about Cyberlife...

  • @Canadiansamurai
    @Canadiansamurai 3 года назад +120

    "And just because a story's depressing doesn't mean it's deep or complex"
    Someone should've told that to Niel Druckmann

  • @WolfAnge23
    @WolfAnge23 6 лет назад +76

    1 important game up there is missing....Omikron. The best friends suffering will last a life time

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 6 лет назад

      Anything to avoid noting Omikron.

    • @WolfAnge23
      @WolfAnge23 6 лет назад +3

      Out of all people to acknowledge it I'm glad it was you

    • @MetalGearRAY675
      @MetalGearRAY675 6 лет назад

      Wolfangel23 we don't talk about [REDACTED]

    • @WolfAnge23
      @WolfAnge23 6 лет назад

      Jingling Keys ruclips.net/video/VL3_Hu6nHRU/видео.html Always talk about it

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +2

      The game that almost destroyed Superbestfriends.

  • @degeneracy_1018
    @degeneracy_1018 3 года назад +76

    David Cage should try making a visual novel since he likes branching paths so much

    • @user-fs9mv8px1y
      @user-fs9mv8px1y Год назад +2

      I honestly wouldn't mind a "cinematic" visual novel
      Just take the QTE and shit out and this game is basically that

  • @iank472
    @iank472 3 года назад +61

    I involuntarily chuckle every single time Yatzhee says Daayvid Kaige. EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME!

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 6 лет назад +25

    "I enjoyed westworld too".. I liked this game, but that was running through my head the whole time.

  • @sleepynomi
    @sleepynomi 3 года назад +17

    you know what would have been way better than making alice an android? keeping her human and grappling with the moral consequences of either A) allowing androids to illegally cross the border, B) sending a child alone across the border or C) sending a child back to her abusive father. THAT would have been much more impactful than 'beep boop i love you robomum'

  • @SrBananas
    @SrBananas 6 лет назад +17

    I like how the actor for Conner, and I think Hank, adlibbed some scenes and David Cage spegged out and was like "STOP!" and the few adlibbed scenes that made it into the game are actually good, proving cage can't direct for shit. Lmao

  • @moonman375
    @moonman375 5 лет назад +144

    "racism bad" seems to be the theme hack writers use when they want to sound smart but cant be bothered coming with good social commentary

    • @samkuperman9035
      @samkuperman9035 5 лет назад +40

      Obviously. Because who has time to actually showcase systemic issues with tact and subtly when you’re too busy yelling at your actors for actually having chemistry on set?

    • @moonman375
      @moonman375 5 лет назад +19

      @@samkuperman9035 also there's the feeling of appropriation.
      Like you take the struggle of a minority and project them onto a fictional species.

    • @samkuperman9035
      @samkuperman9035 5 лет назад +36

      E.O.W. Oh absolutely. Taking the struggles of real life people of completely different eras, mashing it together, projecting that onto androids and have said androids cure bigotry in a week and pretending like you’re making some groundbreaking statement about race relations. I genuinely love the game, but triangles and armbands on their uniforms wasn’t lost on me.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 3 года назад

      @@southerncinephile6258 no. Graphics are good, but that's it

  • @aquifer9480
    @aquifer9480 6 лет назад +279

    Connor made this game great. His story and interactions with characters were great. Markus had a great start, but I hated how you either became “good” or “evil”. Kara story blew though

    • @g1Chikumo
      @g1Chikumo 6 лет назад +110

      Fatzattack Best part about that is that apparently many of the Connor - Hank lines were improvised by the actors, so the greatness of that particular story is only partially made by Cage.

    • @IasIow
      @IasIow 6 лет назад +54

      I'm THe AnDrOiD SenT bY cybEr LiFe

    • @thundercleez7699
      @thundercleez7699 6 лет назад +1

      lol no this game is trash and $ony has nothing good lol

    • @luiothatsit3517
      @luiothatsit3517 6 лет назад +22

      thunder cleez
      Whatever dude, most people like Sony games, therefore it's an opinion.

    • @franzsanders9573
      @franzsanders9573 6 лет назад +40

      The sad thing I’ve noticed about most David Cage-infested games is that the characters are usually pretty interesting or at least likable to a certain degree - they’re just all stuck in horribly-written stories.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 6 лет назад +6

    For what it's worth, it improved a lot on Heavy Rain with the ability to actually *see* the branching narrative laid out so you could go "oh, something else could have happened here? Let me replay that" and indeed spiral the story off in a very different direction. The issue with replaying something like The Walking Dead is I have no clue if, say, wasting the entire game trying to get Sarah to grow a spine is going to accomplish anything (it doesn't).
    It's still a David Cage game, with the fundamental downfalls of his writing and gameplay, but I don't feel conflicted in saying it's definitely *the best one.* Even if at times it's for reasons that are entirely unrelated to David Cage, like the great voice acting and improv moments with Connor and Hank.

  • @indicidian7179
    @indicidian7179 6 лет назад +393

    finally! someones actually pointing out all the problems in this game. also theres the fact that the racism equation idea with the androids makes no sense because supposedly in this world androids are treated as personal property, so it would be like getting really really angry at your phone. or in the case of the crowd violence scene with Markus, like breaking someones tv set because it was playing a show you didn't like.

    • @Waywardpaladin
      @Waywardpaladin 6 лет назад +126

      Especially since they run off of some weird magical fluid that the news said was rare and valuable? They just throw entire pumps full of the stuff into the landfill?

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 6 лет назад +69

      You know what else was treated like personal property? SLAVES! Its literally a game about a slave revolt led by a black man(android) I thought the game beat people over the head with this concept, but I guess people still miss the point. Its a game about slavery and the thought of a group as lesser beings despite the fact that they are self aware, just like anyone else. Throw in a modern "they terk er jerbs" background, and boom. Instant game about racism and slavery. I mean...you could take this entire game, move it back to the 1800s and replace the word "android" with "negro" and it still works. Not saying the game was perfect, I agree with Yatzee that it was poorly written and beat you over the head with its concepts (and QTE games are BS) but to say the racism part of it makes no sense is plain wrong

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 6 лет назад +30

      Shard 486 weren't slaves and blacks called "not people" before they we're freed? In the end, if they are sentient, they are sentient and the decision needs to be made to enslave that sentient people. Also, I don't get where you got that cyberlife put in the code to revolt. Amanda didn't, she's sent Connor to stop it and kills him if he doesn't. And Kamski doesn't seem to know anything other than Jericho's location. I may have missed something, but in many of the endings, cyberlife is ruined in one way or another because of the deviants.

    • @iwillbecomeimmortalordietr8506
      @iwillbecomeimmortalordietr8506 6 лет назад +59

      JKSSubstandard you can't be racist to something that literally doesn't have a race. There is no immutabl3 characteristic that they all share like skin or specie. FFS they are closer to dildoes than people. Can you imagine that? A dildo with emotions? Cause that's what your doing persaonifieing them them.

    • @JKSSubstandard
      @JKSSubstandard 6 лет назад +47

      Joshua Smith if that is your argument, then the entire concept of AI and where it's going is so far over your head NASA just announced it impacted on mars

  • @frykasj
    @frykasj 6 лет назад +218

    Detroit has finally decided to become human now?

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 6 лет назад +40

      No, the opposite is the case. The title tells Detroit to become human but Detroit refuses to listen.

    • @swagtasticpanda
      @swagtasticpanda 6 лет назад

      That depends soley on if woolie's robot revolution actually goes anywhere

    • @megaton_a
      @megaton_a 6 лет назад +10

      It's actually gotten slightly better in some areas. Now instead of a complete crime-ridden shithole it's a crime-ridden shithole with a couple blocks that non-trash white people can feel safe walking on. Progress!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 лет назад +359

    "The daughter is an android too! What a twist!" Yes, and one that is entirely ridiculous even when I HAVEN'T actually watched the movie/game/whatever it is.
    Questions abound, such as:
    How would an abusive druggie father afford both a nanny droid and a daughter droid? What idiot would sell them to him, for that matter?
    What kind of rules could be in place to prevent the misuse of kid androids for all sorts of horrible things--we already have child exploitation with ORGANICS, so what would people be capable of with kidbots?
    How does a kid android live, really? Human kids already have identity issues that they have to resolve while growing up, so how does a kid android endure an artificial life at the same age and size for years while everyone else (such as classmates or parents) grows older, wiser, and/or more bitter around them?
    And the big question: Considering all these possible issues, WHY THE FUCK DID PEOPLE MAKE KID ANDROIDS ANYWAY? Do people just not have children in the future?

    • @Alexander-gb4rr
      @Alexander-gb4rr 6 лет назад +38

      1. Yeah, I'm pretty confused. I didn't play the game but I saw some let's play in which father says that he can't get a good job. Soo... It's like the 80000 dolars in the future is like 1,5 dolars in our present or something?
      2. Well, probobly is mostly like "The KidBots are like toasters. Nobody thinks about psychology of a toaster. And no sane person would beat up their toaster. And if they do... Welp, that their problem" - I Think whoever wrote the rules thought something like that.
      3. From what I Heard about the game, the KidBots were made for people who can't have kids and/or Want be parents without the bad kid things (Like screaming, shitting and all that stuff).

    • @Alexander-gb4rr
      @Alexander-gb4rr 6 лет назад +43

      I did some research about this game and.. this abusive father story is more interesting than I Thought.
      The Guy had a daughter and a wife. He wanted to make them both happy, but later when Androids taken over his job, his wife leave him, and took the daughter with her. Becoming more and more sad guy bought a RoboKid, to feel like he is with his daughter again, but even after that he still was falling into despair, started used drugs which leaded him into... well, that what happens in the game.
      Yeah, It isn't the most deep story ever, but still beter what I Thought It would be (something along the lines of "GRRRR! I'm white male and I love 3 things to the death: Footbal, Beer, and beating my own child! Mostly the latter two!")
      Also, about this "Did people in the future don't have kids?"thing... well... In one of the books you can find in the game, there is that the KidBots were so popular, that people are having less and less kids (Cause you know, you don't need very much for them; No food, no clothes, no diapers etc..)

    • @jinnimoo
      @jinnimoo 6 лет назад +38

      The game answers all these questions. In short, you can get cheap secondhand androids, which is the case with Kara. The child android was purchased before the dad lost his job, he got it because his wife left with his real daughter. There is a whole article on Android children, they are created for parents who can't conceive, or just miss having kids. Also the birth rate in the future is declining due to the emerging of sexbots and human preferring android partners.

    • @Alexander-gb4rr
      @Alexander-gb4rr 6 лет назад +3

      Jinni Moo good answer, but wasn't Kara worth like at least 700 dolars? Just Asking, cause I'm pretty sure someone mentioned it at some point.

    • @craigbutler3282
      @craigbutler3282 6 лет назад +2

      HitchensImmortal You just summed up my whole thought processes on this

  • @zzxp1
    @zzxp1 6 лет назад +41

    the robo girl was a plot twist so they can kill her later without resorting to actual child violence

  • @SilverKnight16
    @SilverKnight16 6 лет назад +191

    I will say this, though...as terribly written as the story is (and is terribly written) Connor's storyline is actually surprisingly decent. Maybe it's because the actors were able to deliver lines of questionable-at-best quality with dignity and sincerity. But I found myself drawn to Connor's arc as the story progressed, rather than disgusted midway through, the way I was with the other two.
    And besides, that Connor vs. Connor fight was pretty cool. Cliche as fuck. But cool.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 5 лет назад +55

      Hey, the voice actor for Connor said his favourite line in the whole entire thing was when Connor says 'I like dogs.' And he delivered that beautifully.

    • @samkuperman9035
      @samkuperman9035 5 лет назад +60

      That’s bc Clancy Brown and Bryan Dechart improvised against David Cage’s wishes, fought to keep their improv/chemistry in the game. Bryan specifically put so much care and thought into the role and really breathed so much life into Connor

    • @waterking74
      @waterking74 2 года назад +3

      @@samkuperman9035 all that fighting paid off cause the fanbase loves connor and hanks story. They even put in the effort in giving side characters like reed and rk900 love and more character development(or just making reed suffer)

  • @afruitypunchy
    @afruitypunchy 6 лет назад +7

    1:33 THANK YOU! I really get annoyed at how kids keep commenting "humans are the worst" and similar boo-hoo, while they misplaced their sympathy on failed to realize how bad they themselves treated their electronic equipments.

  • @cereal_chick2515
    @cereal_chick2515 2 года назад +12

    A guy I loved deeply adored this game, to the point that he had some tattoo from it on his arm. He then went on to break my heart the worst it's ever been broken, so coming back to this scathing review of it is very comforting.

    • @Leaddevo
      @Leaddevo Год назад +1

      Well, if he adored the game a complete moron with no taste or critical thinking ability and you are most definitely better off without him. Just don't fall for a Hideo Kojima fan next as that would suggest you have a 'type' 😁

  • @ScreaminMadMurphy
    @ScreaminMadMurphy 3 года назад +6

    the girl turning out to be a robot the whole time has much more disturbing consequences when you think about her owner and what he might have used such a robot for.

  • @helmaschine1885
    @helmaschine1885 6 лет назад +39

    Yeah the fanfic writers picked up on the cop romance vibes too. You heard me. There's Connor/Hank slash out there. Right now.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 6 лет назад +33

      I'm guessing it's written better than the actual game it comes from.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 6 лет назад +1

      It's slash fiction...I highly doubt it CoA.

    • @CountessJJ
      @CountessJJ 6 лет назад +1

      I'm a little surprised, haha, but tbh I've got no issues with it :P

    • @TheRealJillSandwich
      @TheRealJillSandwich 6 лет назад +8

      Yep. And I already enjoyed most of it. gimme more.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 6 лет назад +1

      Deplorable.

  • @KatieMaddalena
    @KatieMaddalena 6 лет назад +34

    My biggest problem with this game are the parallels to racism and the references to "rounding up androids and putting them in camps for extermination."
    Those could've been handled with way more tact, but it is David Cage, so I guess not.

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 6 лет назад +7

    My only exposure to this game is the 100000 fanart of the romance and/or dad and son relationship between android Cop and Clancy Brown so thank you for mentioning it in context

  • @Oblivion9873
    @Oblivion9873 6 лет назад +33

    Ohhhh noooooo. That bingo card is FULL. Not just bingo but mega bingo

  • @chainsawbill
    @chainsawbill 5 лет назад +4

    This is weird but I just wanted to say I appreciate that the city backdrop you use when you mention Detroit is actually Detroit and not just some random city.

  • @cole4783
    @cole4783 4 года назад +34

    “Why is youtube throwing this vid at me today”
    Elliot page
    “I see.”

    • @janberkemeier7406
      @janberkemeier7406 3 года назад +8

      I was half expecting David Cage to come out as bisexual within the hour when I first read about that

  • @YourCRTube
    @YourCRTube 6 лет назад +2

    I have never been so thankful for a review in my life.

  • @Karak-_-
    @Karak-_- 2 года назад +4

    "Robots gain human emotions and cause an uprising."
    Tale old as the word "robot" itself.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 года назад

      As someone who knows the story of R.U.R. This is true.

  • @ms_accel
    @ms_accel 4 года назад +27

    David Cage gonna have to throw out all those business cards now

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 Год назад +3

    Rewatching one of my favorites in preparation for tomorrow’s rebirth of the series.

  • @OmegaSoypreme
    @OmegaSoypreme 6 лет назад +29

    Why would the company that manufactures the androids keep producing them as human replicant things if the public hates them? Wouldn’t that just severely limit their market?

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 4 года назад +2

      Or just restrict them to housework and hard labour

  • @Aaron_M3093
    @Aaron_M3093 3 года назад +4

    Just finished this game on the PS5. I really enjoyed it and am glad to have finally gotten round to playing it after having bought it back in the summer. I found most of the game very endearing and even got a bit emotional during some of the scenes. I do agree with you on the whole "Alice was an android the whole time" malarkey. It certainly does remove a certain amount of poignancy from Kara's storyline.

  • @yeahno4545
    @yeahno4545 6 лет назад +18

    While I actually really enjoyed the game, this video is just too hilarious and agreeable lmao

  • @thegreatnahwhaile
    @thegreatnahwhaile 3 года назад +36

    Give David some credit this time around, at least he made a game with actual consequences for once, that at least peeked my interests for a bit

  • @sionnachtine3659
    @sionnachtine3659 6 лет назад +26

    I've just come from watching Jacksepticeye playing this, and he's already guessed the "twist ending"

  • @danawitherell9076
    @danawitherell9076 5 лет назад +34

    It’s a rom-com of Mr. Krabs falling in love with a gay robot

  • @_dr_ake
    @_dr_ake 5 лет назад +8

    "A nanny droid who accidentally kills a single dead-beat dad and must go on the run with his daughter"
    Not the way I remember it

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 3 года назад +4

    I feel like you should say "MELODRAMA!" with jazz hands.

  • @ryler7
    @ryler7 6 лет назад +123

    *MELODRAMAAAAA*

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 6 лет назад +1

      RYLER! The sledgehammer with *"MELODRAMAAAAA"* written on the side.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 6 лет назад

      We told you this was Melodrama

  • @poodlemeister22314
    @poodlemeister22314 6 лет назад +24

    So my two cents
    If Detroit Become Human was solely focused on the story of Connor and Hank it would have been a far greater game. Kara is nice, but the themes are shallow. Markus just gives me creepy vibes and his themes are a bit too "tell not show" which is not how to write.
    Hhad we focused solely on Connor's internal struggle between the status quo and becoming a deviant, it would have had greater impact, instead of having two characters turn deviant from the get go.
    The slow burn is better!!!

  • @rageshadey
    @rageshadey 6 лет назад +15

    In the game doesn't the guy say that his wife left with his daughter so we already know the daughter is a android?

    • @vjsm
      @vjsm 5 лет назад +9

      He says that only near the end after we already knew she was an android

  • @tigris115
    @tigris115 3 года назад +23

    1. It's incredibly distracting that the MC is basically played by Mr. Krabs
    2. A dog android is a great idea

  • @vivian-sasha-taylor
    @vivian-sasha-taylor 2 года назад +3

    The bingo card is titled Bindigo Prophecy. I like that.

  • @Supermac97451
    @Supermac97451 3 года назад +3

    3 years later and I’ve just picked up on the Darkplace reference at 3:10

  • @DanJimmy
    @DanJimmy 6 лет назад +83

    The beings of Detroit must become human

    • @Schwallex
      @Schwallex 6 лет назад +2

      Well. The way things are going, in a few years' time there'll be no beings left in Detroit.
      So Detroit will have no choice but become human itself.
      Dahvid Cahge is being technically correct for once. Which is the best kind of correct.

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 2 месяца назад +2

    i thought this video would be all the dialogue in this game without punctuation like just incomprehensible word vomit

  • @gruenenator
    @gruenenator 6 лет назад +2

    1:42 This is the biggest problem with the game IMO. Because the androids look like real people, and essentially respond to most interactions like real people, everyone being so openly hostile to them just makes the world feel like it's populated almost entirely with sociopaths.

  • @treblemarquis5604
    @treblemarquis5604 6 лет назад +9

    I’ll be honest, I enjoyed this game a lot.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 3 года назад +14

    Reporting in from the future: David Cage did a temper tantrum and stormed out of a court room, and his partner in abusive management practices asked a judge if, since he was not at that time under oath, he could lie.

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 6 лет назад +42

    I got a bingo from the bingo card.

    • @TheFantasticJoe
      @TheFantasticJoe 6 лет назад +2

      I did it for Heavy Rain and almost filled out the entire card.

  • @TheCottonPopppers
    @TheCottonPopppers 6 лет назад +33

    What I hate about Detroit: Become Human is that yeah choices matter but NOT IN ANY WAY MEANINGFUL. The storyline only changes depending on if you yell at someone or punch some chairs. AND EVEN THEN the differences are minuscule and quite frankly annoying the second play-through. I never once felt satisfied with how the story ends. Hell, even the "perfect ending" where everyone lives leaves me saying, "okay...?" In all honesty, the "worst ending" has left me with more emotions because it seems much more realistic. I just don't connect with robots just being peaceful and emotionless towards the humans treating them like shit at every possible moment, even letting themselves be killed by them while they emotionlessly step towards them like NO HUMAN will react that way. And for the game to be revolving around the idea that robots are becoming human, IT'S A MAJOR PROBLEM. Alice was annoying. Markus was annoying. Hated North especially. Everything about this game is so forced. The game also seems to be working against the player at every decision, leaving one option the "good one". The characters are stagnant and so so so cliché. The only enjoyable character on screen was Rose because she wasn't perversely hating androids. I think if this game took the approach of a more even side between humans in favor androids rather than "the whole world and it's dog hates you" would be much more effective in terms of story, and believable. Or, if they included the role of a playable human character who has to decide to help the cause or fight against it, effectively putting ourselves into the story itself. And don't get me started on the bullshit that happened in Zlatko's basement. EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER KNEW THAT WAS A TRAP.
    I uh, went on for a bit too long.
    tl,dr: Androids AND humans in this game fail miserably at portraying humanity.

    • @durnel2001
      @durnel2001 4 года назад +1

      I agree, but I quite liked the Connor/Hank dynamic

  • @luiothatsit3517
    @luiothatsit3517 6 лет назад +33

    I unironically like the whole game.
    I generally love it

    • @CountessJJ
      @CountessJJ 6 лет назад +7

      Same :D

    • @moonspider7
      @moonspider7 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for saying that! I was ugly crying at the end of it all, and I got the best ending too.

  • @loganrandall780
    @loganrandall780 6 лет назад +200

    Despite David Cage, I am still just a rat in a cage

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 6 лет назад +11

      _And someone will say that Detroit still counts as a "game"_

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 6 лет назад +17

      The world is a game, by David Caaaaaage.
      Weirdly boring; the dialogue's insane.
      And what do I get, when I play?
      Betrayed desires, because it's so laaaaame.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 6 лет назад +1

      Can someone please make a parody song making fun of this game?

    • @zeste
      @zeste 6 лет назад +1

      I’m weak XD

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 лет назад +1

      Despite Ellen Paige I'm still just David Cage

  • @gordonfreeman2023
    @gordonfreeman2023 4 года назад +3

    Maybe this should be retitled "The roast of David Cage: too hot for TV."

  • @jackedmondson6185
    @jackedmondson6185 6 лет назад +47

    Anyone who uses androids as a racism metaphor shouldn't be allowed to tweet, let alone write a game. It's a fucking horrible trope and has never been done well because it is conceptually broken.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 лет назад +18

      Exactly, it's the same problem the X-men faces. Any oppressed minority who actually could shoot lasers or had super strength wouldn't stay oppressed for long, plus you have legitimate reasons to fear people who are so strong they can tear you apart in a second.
      Point & Clickbait wrote a good article on the game: www.pointandclickbait.com/2018/04/thought-provoking-much/

    • @Komnen0s
      @Komnen0s 6 лет назад +1

      I agree, and I also respect your Pun Pun profile picture.

  • @CaladonianQueen
    @CaladonianQueen 5 лет назад +1

    Your pronunciation of Dayvid Cayge never fails to fill me with joy.

  • @MrJonman14
    @MrJonman14 4 года назад +24

    Well now he can't claim to know Ellen Paige even

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 3 года назад

      It wouldn’t shock me if David was the reason for the “change” considering he violated a specific contract clause with Ellen. I don’t think that’s the case but still.

    • @xandranicholai7301
      @xandranicholai7301 3 года назад +2

      Elliot, not Ellen

    • @bloopperi4436
      @bloopperi4436 3 года назад +2

      @@NathanCassidy721 ? what are you talking about lol

    • @bloopperi4436
      @bloopperi4436 3 года назад +1

      @M 195 yeah yeah I know about the shower scene controversy but I didn't get what you meant by "david was the reason for the change"

  • @Charlie-qs6kk
    @Charlie-qs6kk 6 лет назад +6

    I feel like I'm missing some jokes since I didn't know any of Cage's games or that he existed before this. I really enjoyed the game but the Alice twist wasn't needed, would've been better if she was human

  • @beaverbicycle
    @beaverbicycle 6 лет назад +74

    As someone who is familiar with all of David Cage's work, it's difficult for me to judge Detroit fairly. Every time I try all can think is, "Well, at least there's no embarrassing scene where the nanny-bot is given the option to make out with a hunky boy I met not but five minutes ago in game," or "Good thing there were no excruciating racial stereotypes. That would have been extra bad given the subject matter!"
    I know the game isn't perfect, but it has the least glaring flaws of all of Cage's games. I can forgive melodrama because that's what I signed up for, but I was happy that I never ran into anything so profoundly moronic that I was left staring at the screen in silence for minutes after. The bar was set so low that it managing to do anything right feels like it's done everything right.
    Then again, maybe that makes it worse? I think it may be the best Quantic Dream game, but it also lacks the failures that make those games so funny and drew me in to begin with. I'm torn on what to think, but in the end I still had fun playing it, and when you're peddling hack garbage I guess that's all you can ask for.

    • @Armazillo
      @Armazillo 6 лет назад +23

      beaverbicycle what about the line the basement droids say about zlatko? "WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER?" david cage would be a great boxer, he hits everything on the nose so hard

    • @beaverbicycle
      @beaverbicycle 6 лет назад +2

      Armazillo That's what I'm talking about though. I was expecting to have the bone of my nose rammed into my frontal lobe with the force of a runaway train and it was. But I was also expecting Zlatko to start feeling up my unconscious body too, because that's what I've come to expect from David Cage, but he didn't and THAT'S why I can't help but praise the game undeservingly. It's not GOOD, or at the very least not great, but it wasn't as bad as everything else Quantic Dream has put out.

    • @beaverbicycle
      @beaverbicycle 6 лет назад +13

      felixdaniels37 I guess it's a stereotype that black people are big and strong, but by excruciating I meant stereotypes that are more intentionally harmful/insulting. After he frees himself from Zlatko, Luther is generally portrayed as both kind and insightful (being able to see Alice for what she is before Kara), unlike Mad Dog from Heavy Rain who is best summarized as "BIGGEST BLACKEST CRIMINAL."
      You can argue that it's sort of in bad taste that Luther still acts with little agency through the rest of the story, deferring to Kara for most decisions and generally following her orders, but I don't think it's that bad since he's got plenty of reason to follow her anyways since they're both searching for freedom, and his greatest sacrifices come after he's had time to really bond with his companions. You can tell because Cage made sure to write FAMILY in big dumb letters next to his head just before.
      (Plus, I'm a huge sucker for the gentle giant archetype, so go ahead crucify me. I liked him.)

    • @aitch9053
      @aitch9053 6 лет назад +2

      No excruciating racial stereotypes... well, excruciating is subjective, but does it count having every villainous character as a white guy with dark circles under his eyes? Not that I'm offended about stereotypes, just annoyed at the telegraphing, knowing who the villains will be as soon as you see them.

    • @beaverbicycle
      @beaverbicycle 6 лет назад +1

      Aitch The fact that Zlatko looks almost EXACTLY like Todd was laughably bad.

  • @lunerlilly
    @lunerlilly 6 лет назад +8

    Oh it didn't make me sad and the story plot was obvious. But I admit I always enjoy the journey of the story. So if you want to play a 3d sci-fi book play this game.

  • @batnacks
    @batnacks 4 года назад +1

    Though after smashing your directives and deviating they do appear again as a representation of your goals, the blue 3D grid pattern that they were displayed in remains broken, and the pieces will float around you when in the right mode

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 6 лет назад +208

    There's a gigantic canyon between good story-driven games (say, Psychonauts) and terrible story-driven games (say, this "game"). Dayvid Cayge constantly places short wooden planks at the lip of the canyon in the hopes they will be a sufficiently long and resistant bridge. Upon plummeting to his doom due to the obvious shortcomings of such a bridge, he somehow believes he got to the other side... until the reviews come in and prove him wrong, at which point he starts climbing back to the terrible side of the canyon to try again.

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 6 лет назад +16

      Gretgor
      "until the reviews come in and prove him wrong" So I guess an average of 7.9/10 from critics and a average of 8.8 from audiences means David Cage sucks?

    • @graemevaughey7432
      @graemevaughey7432 6 лет назад +60

      Gretgor The problem is the mainstream press are either stupid, paid, or desperate enough to praise his garbage, so his failures _never_ get corrected. And then his games are tied to a particular console so the fanboys have to praise them or else admit that an exclusive on their platform is a steaming pile of shit - which they never will.
      Also, the _Psychonauts_ comparison is an unfair one: if you took out the story from that game it would still be entertaining, while Cage's games struggle to be anything more than glorified tech demos shackled to fan-fiction calibre writing.

    • @GretgorPooper
      @GretgorPooper 6 лет назад +6

      Diedkid 145 no, it doesn't. Still, mainstream reviews are hardly sensible and sincere.

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 6 лет назад +9

      Gretgor
      So the average review from both critics and players aren't sensible and sincere just because you have a different opinion?

    • @Nijht
      @Nijht 6 лет назад +10

      +Diedkid 145
      Hey, kid, twatmaster general. Ya know how many people actually finish the games they start to play? Very, very, VERY few. Anywhere between a tenth and a third. Which also means that, while their opinions aren't worthless, they're worth a hell of a lot less than you'd think. Almost like they're insensible.

  • @winkydinks4770
    @winkydinks4770 6 лет назад +3

    "Despair: Become Miserable" nice coinage there lol

  • @PortoWulf
    @PortoWulf 6 лет назад +5

    Excuse me while I go do the David Cage Twist!

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 4 года назад +15

    I love how Clancy Brown in this game is phoning it in so hard, he reads half his lines as Mr. Krabs

  • @r_r_rye2441
    @r_r_rye2441 4 года назад +2

    I think something else that makes this premise stupid is that people fucking love their Roombas. Like Fry towards Bender, most people would find it awesome to have robots around everywhere.

  • @spartandumpster1158
    @spartandumpster1158 5 лет назад +2

    My two favorite questions to ask about this game are "why is it so easy to remove the LED (the one thing that lets you recognize androids aside from their clothes) without it leaving any marks because it perfectly heals in an instant?" and "wouldn't their be androids who like their human owners, the ones who are treated nice like Markus was, so when they are forced to become deviant, the won't run off and join the revolution?" I like those questions for completely different reasons, the first one being "why is that so fucking stupid" and the second being "that would make a lot of sense and maybe add some depth to the plot".
    There is one other question I constantly asked throughout the story, that being "why is Connor, an android cop designed specifically for going after deviants, not physically stronger than most other androids?" If his sole purpose is to find, capture, and interrogate deviants, than shouldn't he have been designed to easily over power common worker and sex androids?

  • @montregloe
    @montregloe 6 лет назад +29

    I took the daughter Robo twist as a hit on your past choices regarding Todd, cause he wasn’t beating his daughter, he was beating a robo, I assume it was suppose to impact the player as, “I didn’t have to intervene for the sake of a defenseless girl.”

    • @italianlovecake
      @italianlovecake 6 лет назад +21

      Montregloe The game still guilt trips you for not knowing that until you're close to the climax of the game.

    • @prl4122
      @prl4122 6 лет назад +44

      Montregloe yeah but it makes her entire story pointless because the reason I even cared was because she was a human girl. Basically he tricked me into caring

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 6 лет назад +1

      Montregloe
      oh, that kinda makes sense, only kinda but it does make some sense

    • @Cynicayke
      @Cynicayke 6 лет назад +49

      Pretty sure the point of the twist was 'After everything you've gone through with this girl, does the fact that she's an android alter your opinion of her?'

    • @MrKiron12
      @MrKiron12 6 лет назад +4

      PRL 412 wasn't that t he point tho???
      Iylt even kinda puts that whole daughter abuse thing into question as you start to wonder if the abusive guy did anything immoral persay when he was abusing said child android

  • @xKrayZee
    @xKrayZee 6 лет назад +5

    0:38
    The survey results are different now. I remember that it was at 90% in the first few days after Detroit Become Human came out. As of today, it's 66% "A. All the time/Many", 29% "B. Most of the Time/Occasionally", 2% "C. Some of the Time/Once", and 3% "D. No".
    So it went from 90% to 3%.
    If Yahtzee could see the global stats now, he'll lose hope for the future of mankind.

    • @luiothatsit3517
      @luiothatsit3517 6 лет назад +2

      Ohhh boy, this is gonna be fun to watch.

  • @-Trauma.
    @-Trauma. 6 лет назад +15

    *Indigo Cage*
    *Heavy Cage*
    *Beyond: Ellen Cage*
    *Detroit: Become Cage*

  • @andrewmonske8356
    @andrewmonske8356 5 лет назад +2

    It’s funny how the honest trailer for this made people angry but everyone accepts this, humans are quite an odd specimen

  • @MrSquishedsquashed
    @MrSquishedsquashed 6 лет назад +1

    That moment when you find out you're a six axis motion control button prompt...

  • @stonechewer1227
    @stonechewer1227 6 лет назад +6

    There was a weird lack of creative descriptions this time around