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  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 9 лет назад +1448

    People ask why David Cage doesn't make movies and the reason is simple: it'd expose how derivative and unoriginal his set-pieces are. You'd be sitting there going "That's from Silence of the Lambs! That's from Raiders of the Lost Ark! That's from The Matrix!"

    • @JamesOhGoodie
      @JamesOhGoodie 8 лет назад +124

      The Nightcorien Geek Well, it also doesn't help that the way he re-uses things is boring, uninteresting, and just plain stupid.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 8 лет назад +68

      +JamesOhGoodie that guy is just pathetic... not only is he fixated on Hollywood that he'll never be allowed in, he is so ashamed of his own nationality that he pretends to be American (isn't that, Mr. De Gruttola?)

    • @muskatDR
      @muskatDR 8 лет назад +15

      Also games are more expensive than movies

    • @propholian3
      @propholian3 8 лет назад +31

      For some reason that never stopped Uwe Boll from ruining the BloodRayne games by turning them into stomach churning movies. Uwe and David ruining two forms of entertainment, they must be related somewhere down the line.

    • @jonah_da_mann
      @jonah_da_mann 6 лет назад +81

      The real problem with David Cage is that he fails to grasp numerous fundamentals of good storytelling (i.e. chekhov's gun, an overarching theme, good structure and pacing). The reason for this is because he does not write the story by first asking himself what the story is supposed to be about. Instead, David Cage writes his games by plotting various individual scenes first (most of which are homages and/or ripoffs of famous scenes from movies), and then he writes the story afterwards in a piss-poor attempt to create some kind of overarching narrative. The end result is an incoherent mess with no actual ideas or complete premise, and which jumps all over the place without any regard for good pacing or tonal consistency.

  • @r16117
    @r16117 4 года назад +396

    Every now and then, I get the urge to listen to Yahtzee absolutely body a David Cage game.

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 11 лет назад +642

    Games like this make me wish gamers were as hard to please as movie critics. Any movie critic would've called David Cage out on this garbage 20 times over.

    • @SergioSource
      @SergioSource 11 лет назад +42

      What there needs to be is competition in this type of game, another set of devs who substantially raise the bar.

    • @SergioSource
      @SergioSource 11 лет назад +29

      Mal Nexus Telltale is for the comic book (and the franchises they make games for) consumers, Quantic Dream tries to make the "Holywood blockbuster experience", and manages to do it, the problem is the story that's crap.

    • @victorvictorson8826
      @victorvictorson8826 10 лет назад +28

      Movie critics are hard? Movie critics these days will give positive reviews to any piece of shit based on a comic book. That's not hard. If what you said was true, they would have told Zack Snyder to stop making films back in 2006.

    • @wearsjorge55
      @wearsjorge55 7 лет назад +3

      Tabula Rasa Gaming ehhh I know I'm 4 years late but I was sold on the marketing. Gaming is my life but 4 years ago I was 16 and had no idea who David cage was, his previous works or even what the game was about. I just saw you and a ghost pal fucking shit up and thought it looked cool.

    • @jonah_da_mann
      @jonah_da_mann 6 лет назад +22

      The real problem with David Cage is that he fails to grasp numerous fundamentals of good storytelling (i.e. chekhov's gun, an overarching theme, good structure and pacing). The reason for this is because he does not write the story by first asking himself what the story is supposed to be about. Instead, David Cage writes his games by plotting various individual scenes first (most of which are homages and/or ripoffs of famous scenes from movies), and then he writes the story afterwards in a piss-poor attempt to create some kind of overarching narrative. The end result is an incoherent mess with no actual ideas or complete premise, and which jumps all over the place without any regard for good pacing or tonal consistency.

  • @wallyhackenslacker
    @wallyhackenslacker 2 года назад +152

    Gotta love how when most other developers appear in ZP, their face is put over a generic ZP character body, but with David Cage he is always portrayed as a gigantic inflated disembodied head.

    • @BSideWasTaken
      @BSideWasTaken Год назад +27

      An honour reserved only for him and Peter Molyneux

  • @zeroxssir492
    @zeroxssir492 3 года назад +680

    “Supposed to be a rogue cia agent and looks more like a 15 year old boy” well... Yahtzee kind of called that one?

    • @matthewroddick9737
      @matthewroddick9737 3 года назад +109

      Yahtzee has a weird ability to predict things to an eerie level. See; Paper Mario

    • @a.dennis4835
      @a.dennis4835 3 года назад +6

      I don't get it. What did he predict?

    • @nineshotwonder
      @nineshotwonder 3 года назад +31

      ​@@a.dennis4835 while not an exact prediction, Ellen Page came out as transgender and changed his name to Elliot Page towards the end of 2020.

    • @serban031
      @serban031 3 года назад +16

      @@nineshotwonder thought it was even earlier in 2020, but yeah, this

    • @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX
      @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX 3 года назад +40

      Must be hard to be a lesbian just to be edgy and then being a lesbian becomes normal

  • @adampoole948
    @adampoole948 9 лет назад +604

    comparing david cage's writing abilities to a half melted chocolate bunny rabbit is insulting to half melted chocolate bunny rabbits

    • @silverthorne3335
      @silverthorne3335 9 лет назад +2

      +Adam Poole (animeguy4ever) Oh snap! Adam's calling David Cage out! (I'm sorry, I couldn't help it)

    • @Luxai
      @Luxai 8 лет назад +2

      +Adam Poole (animeguy4ever) I thougt inanimate objects can't even make an ATTEMPT at writing?

    • @brianworden7022
      @brianworden7022 8 лет назад +1

      +Luxai It could be a magical chocolate bunny kinda like the gingerbread man.....

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 8 лет назад +6

      That's the joke.

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 8 лет назад +4

      +Luxai That's why it's better than David Cage.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 8 лет назад +650

    Good game makers: Good story and gameplay
    Mediocre game makers: Sacrifice gameplay for a story
    David Cage: Sacrifice gameplay for story, but the story is still shit

    • @therenegadegamer7422
      @therenegadegamer7422 8 лет назад +28

      muskatDR and then try to add gameplay in beyond two souls but it ends up being the worst "stealth" game I have ever had played

    • @eatme982
      @eatme982 6 лет назад +18

      Wrong.
      Good game makers intertwine gameplay and story so story affects gameplay and gameplay affects story.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +12

      muskatDR And some really passionate game makers cannot write stories and so focus almost solely on gameplay

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 6 лет назад +8

      Nathan Clark
      And we have some very weird game makers who gives us Drakengard and Nier. :P

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 6 лет назад +2

      Eat Me What you said didn’t contradict what he said.

  • @DerpyDosh
    @DerpyDosh 10 лет назад +765

    despite ellen page, i am still just a david cage

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 6 лет назад +6

      DerpyDosh Because of David Cage I still cant create a good game

    • @jomama05
      @jomama05 6 лет назад +11

      Lol, Smashing pumpkins

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 4 года назад +1

      last night david put me in a cage and elen gave me a page from a list of documments explaning why

    • @sal_monella
      @sal_monella 4 года назад +7

      Well it’s elliot page now

    • @matthewroddick9737
      @matthewroddick9737 3 года назад +1

      I can practically hear the guitar, being half broken because David Cage wrote the sheet.

  • @wheresmyhugat
    @wheresmyhugat 8 лет назад +179

    My favourite part of this game is when you fail a prompt and basically do nothing, say nothing, etc. and the characters you are interacting with act like they've had their question answered or object taken almost immediately instead of about 20 seconds because the player wanted to see what would happen if they waited. It sets up quite humorous scenarios in which a 13 year old Ellen Page is suddenly struck by PTSD flashbacks to that time she was in 'Nam which is triggered by someone offering a parcel to her.

  • @Shtoops
    @Shtoops 8 лет назад +447

    I'm sorry, but I have to disagree with Yahtzee. This game is far worse than anything he said, and it brought the quality of video games as a whole down by simply existing.

    • @Shtoops
      @Shtoops 8 лет назад +77

      supermysticsonic2 IT'S A REALLY REALLY BAD GAME

    • @UndertakerU2ber
      @UndertakerU2ber 8 лет назад +3

      +Shtoops _
      Then I guess you hate Uncharted 4 as well...

    • @Shtoops
      @Shtoops 8 лет назад +22

      UndertakerU2ber Yes, Uncharted 4 is the worst thing to happen in the history of anything made ever.

    • @UndertakerU2ber
      @UndertakerU2ber 8 лет назад +9

      Shtoops _
      Uncharted 4 = Cancer

    • @spinax22
      @spinax22 8 лет назад +10

      +UndertakerU2ber it's another uncharted game. that's all that needs to be said.

  • @GregTom2
    @GregTom2 10 лет назад +101

    I feel like Cage came up with scenes on their own first. A near rape, a demon's attack, spy parts, a take on CoD, and so on. Then he undertook the impossible task of putting all of these scenes into a single story.
    He then explained the story to a close friend / shareholder meeting, or whatever, and they told him:
    "Cage. Your story is not only tonally inconsistant and ethically dissonant, but it commits the sin of having a protagonist that isn't actually driven by any motive. Everything she does is just _Ad Hoc_ as if you were really desperate to get to that other part of the story. Some of her actions don't even make sense. You'd think that she would have done as much as look up the person she's supposed to kill on wikipedia or something. Then the knowledge that she killed one innocent makes her go on a rampage to kill hundreds of policemen? Also why is it that she suddenly cares about her mother right now, right after that? How did that helicopter go from some african country to a rural part of the USA instantly?".
    Then Cage, hearing what his good friend / advisor had to say fell on his knees saying: "Oh my God, how could I go so wrong... I apologise for creating such an atrocity. I promise I will fix it, I really will!"
    And then he proceeded to swap the order of the scenes so that easily impressed audiences that want to sound like they are intellectuals don't notice how incoherent the narrative actually is.

    • @arxsyn
      @arxsyn 6 лет назад +2

      GregTom2 He should just stick to writing short stories? You put them together and you call it an anthology. That's what literary people do and that don't get in trouble for it

    • @jonah_da_mann
      @jonah_da_mann 6 лет назад +2

      That's exactly what I've been thinking this whole time. After all, most of the scenes in his games are just homages and/or ripoffs of famous movie scenes, so it makes sense that he would start there and essentially write the story backwards, thus explaining why his games are so heavily disjointed and lacking in substance.

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 4 года назад +197

    2:06 Yahtzee tells the future yet again

    • @aSHTEBALA
      @aSHTEBALA 3 года назад +1

      I don’t get it, could you explain please?

    • @Digital-2_4_6
      @Digital-2_4_6 3 года назад +32

      @@aSHTEBALA Ellen Page has come out as transgender, becoming a male named Elliot

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 3 года назад +4

      @@Digital-2_4_6
      ... Excellent. Why not.

    • @qm230
      @qm230 3 года назад +2

      @@Digital-2_4_6 WHAT? What game did that happen in?

    • @lop1652
      @lop1652 3 года назад +4

      @@qm230 Yea, about that. It didn't happen in the game. She actually changed her gender and turned herself into a dude named Elliot.

  • @ColonelMcboot
    @ColonelMcboot 10 лет назад +857

    I made a point and click adventure game for a university project and now I realize that that little game I put together is more interactive than this big budget triple A game. How does that even happen?

    • @benzlover55
      @benzlover55 10 лет назад +316

      It's actually pretty simple. You actually gave a fuck about your project.

    • @AlexArchaic
      @AlexArchaic 10 лет назад +175

      benzlover55 Also this person is not David Cage.

    • @ColonelMcboot
      @ColonelMcboot 10 лет назад +114

      AlexArchaic I could be David Cage in disguise.

    • @AlexArchaic
      @AlexArchaic 10 лет назад +162

      SusanMcboot Nobody would ever admit to being David Cage at this point.

    • @ColonelMcboot
      @ColonelMcboot 10 лет назад +89

      AlexArchaic this is true.

  • @theEddieworld
    @theEddieworld 11 лет назад +139

    4:45
    i acutally thought you were joking... i was wrong

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL 10 лет назад +354

    There comes a point when you have to abandon a game...

  • @2355Kyle
    @2355Kyle 11 лет назад +97

    "Who needs hunky boys when you have me"-Yahtzee, what a legend.

  • @phenel
    @phenel Год назад +15

    That 15 year old boy comment has aged like fine wine.

  • @aegis027
    @aegis027 10 лет назад +438

    I came back to this video today, and made the great misjudgment to look at the comment section, to see people actually defending this game. I can't believe it. After every single piece of valid criticism leveled at this game, it's like no-one cares. It's like if when told Soylent Green is people, everyone shrugged and went back to eating it. This is a game that has no pacing, no logic, nothing. For anyone interested, check out the Two Best Friends Let's Play of this game, the criticisms may be harsh, but it's all fair and valid.

    • @VandergriftMoefies
      @VandergriftMoefies 10 лет назад +2

      ''no pacing, no logic, nothing.''? Yeah for Cod players it is a slow, weird game. -_-
      Maybe it's because I am an Ellen Page fan, but i enjoyed the game.

    • @CletustheYokel7396
      @CletustheYokel7396 10 лет назад +51

      god i love matt and pat. and yes, this game is shit.

    • @vaultboys70
      @vaultboys70 10 лет назад +31

      CletustheYokel7396 oh dude their walkthroughs of the three david cage "games" are fucking great

    • @124085
      @124085 10 лет назад +27

      Your soyleng green analogy left me in tears XD

    • @danielhe3557
      @danielhe3557 10 лет назад +2

      This is actually a really good game, you just have to think of it differently.

  • @Dimentio36
    @Dimentio36 9 лет назад +26

    "I've been playing Beyond."
    "Oh, are you one of those Sony marketing people?"

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 8 лет назад +60

    So the next game by david cage will be "Beyond: My writing capabilities"?

  • @Thatguy7242
    @Thatguy7242 9 лет назад +162

    The fact that the chinese has a secret underwater ghost protected base is just ridiculous. The fact that they think you're supposed to like the guy who you're told to hate LITERALLY THE SCENE BEFORE is, again ridiculous. It's like he wanted to make a movie but decided that he needed the chance to nearly rape his main character twice and that wouldnt fly in the movie business.

  • @GhostofSports
    @GhostofSports 11 лет назад +93

    "It's like the storyline is written by someone (David Cage) who didn't understand Memento" Matt, Two Best Friends Play

  • @beholdthebanana
    @beholdthebanana 11 лет назад +28

    "Despite Ellen Page, I'm still just a rat in a cage"
    I FUCKING LOVE ZERO PUNCTUATION. Laughed for 10 minutes straight

  • @pitch_blaccck
    @pitch_blaccck 9 лет назад +40

    I like how he doesn't even give David a body, he's just a floating head.

  • @andymcbutternubs4458
    @andymcbutternubs4458 11 лет назад +105

    Despite Ellen Page im still just a rat in a cage. That was pure genius.

  • @FeedbackRokker227FNAF5
    @FeedbackRokker227FNAF5 4 года назад +128

    Boy, this review feels quite different in December 2020

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 3 года назад +40

      You think David Cage is freaking out because he was actually creeping on a dude the whole time?

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 3 года назад +31

      I mean, the knowledge that Quantic Dream is as unspeakably awful a work environment as we might have expected from how fucked up all of David Cage's games are. It's less of a 'oh my, everything seems different int his light!' and more of 'yeah that checks out.'

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 3 года назад +1

      @@zachflag6506 Hopefully Page being a man means David Cage will stop that behavior

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 3 года назад +14

      @@Im__Andy-f6x I can almost guarantee you it won’t. People like that pretend to be woke or accepting until it affects them directly. He’s still going to creep on Elliot, I guarantee

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 3 года назад +3

      @@zachflag6506 the unfortunate truth

  • @JokerisWild4
    @JokerisWild4 6 лет назад +25

    "Press X to in some way resolve this situation"
    A profound description of all quick time events. And perhaps gaming in general if we take it far enough.

  • @SnapFreeze25
    @SnapFreeze25 10 лет назад +69

    David Cage reminds me of the Mel Gibson in South Park. Always having his shirt off, rubbing his nipples and moaning about quick time events.

    • @samvisser9408
      @samvisser9408 9 лет назад +19

      "Say what you want about Mel Gibson, the man knows story structure!"

    • @jenkind1
      @jenkind1 9 лет назад +2

      +Sam Visser Too bad David Cah-jay doesn't. I seriously had no idea what the hell was going on because of how he attempted to rip off Nolan and Tarantino with telling the story out of order. As the Two Best Friends pointed out in their playthrough, 'emotional' scenes lost their impact when you don't know or care about the characters.

  • @SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO
    @SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO 10 лет назад +305

    As an author, reading the comments that say this has a good story makes me sad. Let's start off with something simple. Aiden, the ghost? He's too powerful for anything in this story to phase you. He roars to prevent Jodie from getting raped, he blocks bullets, he can let her fall from giant heights, take on other entities which he has no experience fighting. He literally is the most powerful force in the 'game' and nothing can stop him.
    Going on to the terrible story, you know how I said he roars to stop Jodie from being raped? Yeah, well, apparently bats to the back of her head mean nothing. But don't worry, we'll see how much he cares when he tries to stop her from having a date? Gee Aiden, you sure care inconsistently. Speaking of that bat scene, earlier on we see her make a call to someone. And then she hangs up after giving some "i'm in danger" shpeel. What was the point of that? She's lonely and needs someone to talk to? Yeah, ok, sure. But wasn't she aware she was going to get lonely when she, you know, ran away? Kinda weird for her to think she wouldn't miss anyone.
    Moving back to Jodie as a character...she's empty. She isn't a character. She cries at everything. I understand that she isn't supposed to be geared for this, but, she doesn't grow. After around five years, you think she would learn how to deal with it. Or at least have some sort of tolerance.
    "I don't have friends! BOOHOO"
    "I'm being taken away from the people I care about. BOOHOO"
    "I'm a freak! BOOHOO"
    Stop whining! We get it, you feel like you don't belong, but you know what? No one cares. At all. It would mean something if you were a character with development, but no one cares.
    The entire game, at least from what I could stomach, is about her and her wants. It's never really about what NEEDS to be done. Unless, you know, she's forced into it. Reluctant characters are nice, but seriously, if you have to force them into action every time, they no longer become reluctant and just become selfish.
    What she could have done? "Hello, news station. I come from a secret military base that experiments with the supernatural. My partner, Aiden, is a ghost attached to me since birth. Oh, yes, apparently they're experimenting with demon like entities who want to murder you." after demonstrating her abilities, live and or on camera, she has successfully stopped the military and all future experimentation on the supernatural.
    Now, again, I didn't finish this game because it was puke levels of bad. So maybe she does do that, it would be common sense, right? Oh wait, but she does do something similar, she reveals her powers to the homeless. Any particular reason the rest of the world shouldn't know that, not only is there an after life, but the armies of the world are experimenting on it? No? Ok, just asking.

    • @Tardsmat
      @Tardsmat 10 лет назад +6

      lol, i might be the only Person, who actually enjoyed this. I really liked this Game, because i could really relate to the main character, and i even liked the Story and the Concept of a more realistic take on Demos and Supernatural beings. But, i just watched a let's play of it, maybe you get a better experience when you just watch 15-30 minutes a Day.

    • @Tardsmat
      @Tardsmat 10 лет назад

      Tardsmat
      TheBlackKnightGamer it was basically like a TV Show for me, maybe the Game had worked better as one. Also, Thumbs up for the sheer length of your comment.

    • @PussPussGaming
      @PussPussGaming 10 лет назад +67

      Tardsmat Realistic? Are you serious? Is it realistic to get tricked into killing a political leader when you can easily watch a news report on the leader so that you know he's not a bad guy....which actually does happen? The military's entire plan hinges on her forgetting what the internet is or what TV is. You seriously want to tell me this game is realistic?

    • @June28July
      @June28July 10 лет назад +29

      I thoroughly enjoyed this rant. Thank you TheBlackKnightGamer

    • @SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO
      @SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO 10 лет назад +27

      June28July Don't mention it, I enjoyed making it.

  • @theddd15
    @theddd15 11 лет назад +39

    I take pity for those that spent 60 bucks on an interactive movie, when you spend 10 to see a real movie, with most likely a better story than this one.

    • @frostDev
      @frostDev 11 лет назад

      What's the problem? As long as it's entertaining, that's the only thing that matters.

    • @faridkhan6037
      @faridkhan6037 3 года назад

      I was one of them. Back then, I liked it. Now... I don't feel the same way.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy 3 года назад +3

      @@frostDev Thats the issue, it isnt entertaining.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 года назад

      @@frostDev so go watch 60 good films instead of watching 1 terrible "game"

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 Год назад

      To be fair it is 6 times the length of a regular movie

  • @JonMalbrough
    @JonMalbrough 10 лет назад +38

    So THIS is where Duke Nukem's Cooking Mama level went!!

  • @damobeck1
    @damobeck1 10 лет назад +35

    He is right the concept behind the game is good, the game itself was shit though. There were a few gold moments, such as the revenge scene, but other than that.

  • @GuardianOfBadass447
    @GuardianOfBadass447 11 лет назад +24

    "Context is a failure of the game designer."
    -David Cage

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 10 лет назад +102

    HOLD IT!
    Ellen Page and David Cage RHYME!!!!

    • @mikfhan
      @mikfhan 6 лет назад +2

      They surely did, at least according to the "Ellen Page David Cage Rage Gauge".
      Marvelous sentence by Yahtzee; I could have died of old age without ever hearing that!

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 9 лет назад +137

    I am not going to complain about the story, as so many people seem to liek it for some reason. What i am going to do is ask a question which i don't think anyone can give a good answer for.
    if there is no interactivity, barely any gameplay, the choices of the player don't matter...Why didn't you just make a movie?

    • @bangarang3810
      @bangarang3810 9 лет назад +67

      ***** Because David Cage is too shit a writer to make a movie. We already know what itll involve at this point anyways
      -Near rape scenes
      -Dance party
      -Pointless flashbacks
      -unfeasibly large apartments
      -ancient conspiracy
      -creepy shower scene
      -lounging in underwear
      -noble homeless people
      -strong powerful woman saved by man
      -asshole army guys
      -mystical forces outta nowhere
      -daddy issues etc.
      Playing through Farenheight, watching Heavy Rain and now playing Beyond, I literally called every single moment and plot device just before it happened.

    • @bangarang3810
      @bangarang3810 9 лет назад +2

      Kellond Yeah I always felt that way. There are a lot of engaging moments and scenes, the beginning is usually the most fun.
      But as more plot comes and more characters are introduced and developed, the larger the plot holes grow and the higher rate at which I yell "BULLSHIT" at the TV

    • @bangarang3810
      @bangarang3810 9 лет назад +2

      Lol I got that list of David Cage tropes from David Cage bingo I found on SBF hahaha and its so true!
      Yep ancient Indian burial grounds, forced romances to hot douche bags, attempted rape scenes a plenty, and the odd stereotypical black guy - OMFG that Heavy Rain mechanic, fuck that guy! The funky basketball hoopin cop from Farenheight was kinda cool tho lol

    • @YellowZnake
      @YellowZnake 9 лет назад +2

      Because he still thinks he can make games

    • @norpdorpknorp8806
      @norpdorpknorp8806 9 лет назад +10

      Bang Arang sounds like he could create an extremely popular anime

  • @MrZaloski
    @MrZaloski 11 лет назад +62

    I personally kinda liked the game (well, I liked watching a friend play the game and yelling at him for not making decisions I wanted to make), but I gotta say, "despite Ellen Page I'm still just a rat in a cage" got me in a way I haven't been gotten by a RUclips channel in a while.

  • @1984potionlover
    @1984potionlover 6 лет назад +6

    Hearing Yahtzee talk about a half melted chocolate bunny rabbit made me smile. It is a whimsical and unexpected thing for him to say. Thank you for the smile that this gave me. Cheers :)

  • @AragornRespecter
    @AragornRespecter 4 года назад +34

    This is now even funnier

  • @June28July
    @June28July 10 лет назад +11

    5:11 "Maybe he's just trying not to alienate himself to the people he might have to go and live with if he keeps making games like this fucking shambles."
    Damn! Sick burn! Holy shit, ZP did not like this game.

  • @thundervolt9764
    @thundervolt9764 10 лет назад +60

    Atleast we got some good let's plays out of it!

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 9 лет назад +271

    _Despite Ellen Page, I am still just a rat in a cage!_

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 9 лет назад +28

      +Mitch L (Mitten) _Despite David Spade, what is lost can never be saved!_

    • @willferrous8677
      @willferrous8677 8 лет назад +18

      +Mitch L (Mitten) _Despite David Cage, I am still just a rat in a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE_

    • @Indeside
      @Indeside 8 лет назад

      *despite everything, it's still you.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +2

      "David "I'm Just A Rat In A" Cage" works as well

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 10 лет назад +92

    Well, we got the Super Best Friends Let's Play of this travesty, so at least we got some decent comedy out of it.

    • @Sean_735
      @Sean_735 9 лет назад

      *****
      AllShamNoWow played it too. That was also fucking enjoyable.

    • @JT-ho6rp
      @JT-ho6rp 9 лет назад

      +Seanathon James Link to the play through?

    • @Sean_735
      @Sean_735 9 лет назад +1

      jon doe
      www.twitch.tv/allshamnowow/profile/highlights
      Scroll down, you can't miss them, March 8th and 11th are the dates.

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 7 лет назад +1

      Don't forget adumplaze

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 7 лет назад

      My account name was too lon
      Super Best friends and Adumplaze did phenomenally.

  • @Dustinj15
    @Dustinj15 11 лет назад +9

    "Actually everyone in this game cries like altar boys after lights-out, you could use their faces to irrigate the Sahara."
    That is probably the greatest line I've ever heard.

  • @alexbeedle3074
    @alexbeedle3074 11 лет назад +16

    "Written by David cage!"-"Scrawled in crayon"

  • @adamreese2826
    @adamreese2826 11 лет назад +6

    2:05 mummys little insurgent PROB ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS HE SAID I AM DYING LOL

  • @OrochimaruFromKpw
    @OrochimaruFromKpw 10 лет назад +10

    I lost it at "but at the same time possess the writing of a half melted chocolate bunny rabbit"
    XD

  • @appocalypsechild
    @appocalypsechild 10 лет назад +11

    ''Mummy's little insurgent'' that got me

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 6 лет назад +10

    I just realized that this game is just about Ellen Page being a really uninteresting Stand user, so apparently David Cage was ripping off Hirohiko Araki too.

  • @eirishuichiyuki
    @eirishuichiyuki 8 лет назад +16

    "THE ELLEN PAGE VARIETY HOUR"
    IM SCREAMING
    OMG LMAO

  • @Flamestormq
    @Flamestormq Год назад +3

    Damn I forgot how some of these older videos smack man. Just the line alone about everyone crying like an altar boy after lights out... I couldn't breath with that one.

  • @BadAnalogy91
    @BadAnalogy91 2 года назад +6

    You know, “The Amazing Back-Titted Woman” sounds like an interesting co-op experience.

  • @SoundChad
    @SoundChad 11 лет назад +9

    "Despite Ellen Page I am still just a rat in a cage." Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @lfanroy4137
    @lfanroy4137 11 лет назад +19

    David Cage
    I support exploring storytelling in games, but that's not what this is.
    This (unambitiosly) explores (minimal) interactivity in a (bland, unsequenced) story.
    It's like he wants to make a movie that intimately connects you to the protagonist.
    Better writing and a medium choice would help. This is neither a game or a movie. But it is bad.

  • @Zexlo
    @Zexlo 11 лет назад +11

    And don't forget that fact that no matter what you do you always win so when they say to press a prompt in a quick time event it doesn't really matter because the game plays for you. (Although no game overs sound great it totally defeats the perpose of a QTE

  • @ProfessionalSlacker1
    @ProfessionalSlacker1 11 лет назад +9

    It's funny he mentions David Cage being inspired by Silence of the Lambs, because there was a scene in Indigo Prophecy where a Clarice surrogate talks to a Hannibal surrogate, after being led in by a black security guard called Barney. The Cage Machine isn't even an original hack.

    • @aquatictoaster
      @aquatictoaster 11 лет назад +2

      Well that's David Cage's modus operandi, I really liked this scene from X movie I'll put it in my game. Beyond two souls is a mish mash of scenes from good movies that come together in a bad game. The thing that gets me is when he said recently "game overs are a failure of the game designer" you literally can't lose in Beyond anytime you get in a action sequence you can put the controller down and you will always win even if you "lose" it's really bad because you always have to end up at point B or C or D so he "writes" himself into a corner where the character couldn't possibly escape from, she was literally in a exploding truck that was flying though the air being followed by like 40 soldiers in trucks and then the next scene is WOAH lucky they didn't see us! The thing is that scene would have happened no matter what, you could have snuck past the soldiers who chased her and it would have done the exact same scene because you always had to end up there. The illusion of freedom is there but it's so thinly veiled you see right through it.

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 10 лет назад +15

    I watched a playthough from The Sw1tcher (the guys behind the Two Best Friends Play series) and I was genuinely baffled by how entertainingly bad the story was. I would by no means play it alone, but it could be fun to get some friends together and roast it.

  • @Greener221
    @Greener221 9 лет назад +10

    >831,831 views
    >1999 comments
    >313 dislikes
    Time to ruin everything.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 8 лет назад

      +Greener221 I don't get it.

    • @Greener221
      @Greener221 8 лет назад

      hyperx72 I just thought all those numbers together was funny.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 8 лет назад

      Stig larsen 7 people thought it was, sir comedy police.

  • @TriadST1
    @TriadST1 11 лет назад +13

    I just discovered the Zero Punctuation series and I love them. I would greatly like to see you review Battlefield 4. Not because it is good, bad, or ugly, but because every (and I do mean EVERY) one of your videos I have watched this morning begins and ends with a Battlefield 4 commercial and I have an uninterrupted flow of constant despise for it at this point. There is such a thing as over-saturation EA Marketing department.

    • @SGTAlchemy95
      @SGTAlchemy95 11 лет назад +3

      i feel the same with CoD man (not accusing you of being a fan) but every video i click on a commercial of CoD comes up, mostly that one where 4 dudes drive a car (that you cant really do in a game) and do other stuff (you cant do in the game) and its like shoving it in my face saying "HEY LOOK HOW FUCKING AMAZING WE ARE"

    • @mittensbro
      @mittensbro 11 лет назад +2

      Cody Durden It sure can, as long as you won't feel guilty about taking away Yahtzee's ad revenue.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 11 лет назад

      You just discovered him? Well let me tell you. Didn't he review that game already? I could have sworn he did. It's on the escapist website where you can see his reviews as they are released by the way. Also I totally know what his comment on it would be.
      He hates it. He's really tired of shooters.

    • @TriadST1
      @TriadST1 11 лет назад

      Oda Swifteye Pretty sure he hasn't yet and yeah, that was the joke. I wanted him to tear it up for making me watch it over and over and over.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 11 лет назад

      JumbieManJay Well how long has it been out? Yahtzee really only reviews recent games and even then when they've come out it's a couple of weeks before his home area Australia gets it.
      I dunno. I hear more apathy than anything amusing I mean has battlefield done anything interesting to mock? He hasn't reviewed Battlefield your right he did Ghosts recently which had it's baffling campaign to make fun of.

  • @TheStalkingEmu
    @TheStalkingEmu 11 лет назад +17

    It would've been funny if he mentioned David Cage Bingo.

  • @JonMalbrough
    @JonMalbrough 10 лет назад +22

    The Ellen Page David Cage Rage Gauge

    • @JonMalbrough
      @JonMalbrough 10 лет назад +5

      So. Many. Plot. Holes.
      This game is like a hot dumb girl, great to look at...but I really don't want to spend very much time with her.

  • @pizz4639
    @pizz4639 11 лет назад +4

    The Smashing Pumpkins reference really puts the cherry on top of this review

  • @toasterchild498
    @toasterchild498 7 лет назад +2

    That Smashing Pumpkins joke was one of the funniest I've seen in Yahtzee's videos so far.

  • @ihavenomouthandimustmeme
    @ihavenomouthandimustmeme 4 года назад +12

    02:05 is yahtzee a time travel or an oracle?

  • @loganrandall780
    @loganrandall780 6 лет назад +6

    "Despite Ellen Page, I'm still just a rat in a cage" fucking love it 😂😂😂😂

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 3 года назад +25

    Despite Elliot Page, I'm still just David Cage.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 3 года назад +14

    The visual gag at 01:38 has a little more to it in the post-Elliot Page world.

  • @vaderprime923
    @vaderprime923 9 лет назад +9

    I remember when this game came out and my roommate at the time was swooning over the interactive story hype and the motion capture of two big name hollywood actors and I watched him play it for the first few hours before I turned to him and told him frankly it was the worst game I had ever seen, to which he tried to defend it so as to make it seem like it wasn't a waste of money but he never played it again because he knew I was right

    • @First-Last_name
      @First-Last_name Год назад

      David cage games are best watched on RUclips, spares you the lame quick time stuff

  • @voldlifilm
    @voldlifilm 11 лет назад +2

    Arse holes is your best joke ever as far as I'm concerned. Well done!

  • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
    @Chud_Bud_Supreme 10 лет назад +39

    I don't get why people like this game. They really must be fooling themselves if they think this crap is good.

  • @kestaas
    @kestaas 2 года назад +2

    RUclips now specifies that this video is FREE. How good of them.

    • @thefakekepler
      @thefakekepler Год назад

      the strongest word is still the word free

  • @Valkris84KT
    @Valkris84KT 10 лет назад +17

    I wanna see a game written by David Cage, designed by Peter Molyneux, and produced by Hideo Kojima. I think Yahtzee would roast it for an hour, or hang himself after playing it.

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 10 лет назад +2

      And the most watched LP would be done by DSPGaming.

    • @ATLEAGLE579
      @ATLEAGLE579 10 лет назад

      MAKE IT HAPPEN!

    • @kevanmcentee2174
      @kevanmcentee2174 5 лет назад

      Am I the only one thinking about The Producers after reading that?

  • @PlanetToasti
    @PlanetToasti 11 лет назад +27

    I feel like I'm the only person who liked this game ;-;

    • @bobdudder4841
      @bobdudder4841 10 лет назад

      ***** the game just barley passed one million sales.

    • @bobdudder4841
      @bobdudder4841 10 лет назад

      ***** happy

    • @AzureShadow88
      @AzureShadow88 10 лет назад +1

      I was very sad i didnt get to play it myself since i dont have a PS, I did watch a youtube playthrough and it seemed a lot of fun to me.

    • @JonMalbrough
      @JonMalbrough 10 лет назад +2

      I enjoyed it, The parts that were good were reeeeaaally good, but the bad parts were awful

    • @bongus796
      @bongus796 10 лет назад

      ***** "in every job that's to be done, there's an element of FUN."- i feel like some video game creators are doing a Mary Poppins and saying that fun can be part of everything, it can but it shouldn't be a part of everything. In fact most video games are everything but fun

  • @mafiacat88
    @mafiacat88 11 лет назад +14

    The problem is is that i actually really like this sort of game, but david cage is the only person who seems to make them. ( and telltale, but still.) and i just wished there would be more games like this.

    • @tricksterhuaun
      @tricksterhuaun 11 лет назад +19

      Hey man, c'mon, at least telltale makes the good ones, better have some goods than only Cage Bullshit bad!

    • @wellguesswhatIthink
      @wellguesswhatIthink 11 лет назад +6

      Can't you just hold a controller while watching any movie, pretending the characters are controlled by you? Also, buy the Yakuza series, it's story-focused as all hell

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 11 лет назад

      Semyon Galtsev I do love books. I have tons of books and I am always trying to find new books to read, in fact i love books so much I have gone through about a quarter of the fiction section of the library ( although it's not a really big library) and have hundreds of books myself. I just like these games because its different and interesting as well as being a really cool storytelling device.

    • @Trusseck
      @Trusseck 11 лет назад

      Semyon Galtsev I'm trying to give you a million likes, but this silly website won't let me!

    • @Trusseck
      @Trusseck 11 лет назад

      Semyon Galtsev Dear Mr. Galtsev, how do I love you? Let me count the ways...

  • @dannyfitzgerald6523
    @dannyfitzgerald6523 11 лет назад +20

    This is not a game by any means, it is a interactive story and for 60 dollars (can.) It is not worth it. Any tension in this interactive story is quickly removed by jumping back and forth in the time line it would have been better if the story was linear. I didn't finish the game to be honest I got to homeless Ellen page segment and said fuck this. The leaps in logic and the stupidity of people in this is astounding and I have the feeling none of your decisions actually matter, while there is no "game overs" there are plenty of infinite loops.

    • @ProfessionalSlacker1
      @ProfessionalSlacker1 11 лет назад +1

      It would be more cohesive it was linear, but it may actually be worse to do so. A lot of the scenes early seem to have a similar arc to them and ultimately lead nowhere. If the game was linear, the first half would just be watching Ellen Page being abused and exploited, while the second half would suddenly turn into some hackneyed CIA-Ghost plot that has nothing to do with the first half. With the scenes inter-cut, it at least gives some illusion that all of these scenes are from the same game.

  • @Huvpalto
    @Huvpalto 9 лет назад +3

    So I had an X-files marathon and I noticed that one of the episodes of season 1 has a girl with a ghost of unborn/killed brother wandering around her and killing people and although the overall story of beyond isn't related to that episode, the main idea is suspiciously similar.

  • @theghostnextdoor4948
    @theghostnextdoor4948 11 лет назад

    I love the analogies this guy uses; they're just so random, but also make the point really well.

  • @smthngbd
    @smthngbd 4 года назад +15

    came here the instant i heard about elliot page

    • @radicalraddish6292
      @radicalraddish6292 4 года назад +5

      Same. The internet is a strange place when you know his dead name is going to be archived forever in videos like this

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 года назад +9

      Glad I’m not the only weirdo to instantly think about the, now, Elliot Page Variety Hour, lol.

    • @radicalraddish6292
      @radicalraddish6292 4 года назад +3

      @@Tustin2121 it's really funny cause I found out by reading variety 🤣

    • @asteelcup859
      @asteelcup859 4 года назад

      Nothing much has changed though, Page is still as irrelevant and bad an actor as ever. The whole coming out story was the biggest amount of publicity Page has received in all of his career. Can't wait for this to die down so I won't have to hear about this nobody anymore.

  • @InfraredScale
    @InfraredScale 4 года назад +1

    Fun Fact: I never knew that the game was actually called "Beyond: Two Souls" until this video, never noticed the ":"

  • @schradeya
    @schradeya 11 лет назад +8

    GAH I agree SO HARD with the bit about watching a movie and just pressing pause. QD games, while interesting, are just not at all for me. I've always likened their interactivity to watching a movie that randomly stops and prompts you to press the correct sequence of buttons on the remote to get it playing again. It's like trying to watch a movie that keeps getting interrupted. Sure, some choices have consequences, but there's no chance I could ever go back through the tedium to try again. I'd rather just watch, so thank you Pewds!
    I totally get what they're doing: trying to make video games legit 'art' and extremely immersive, but they remove the most important aspect: the 'game' part. I don't find it fun or enjoyable to walk around an apartment picking up trash and putting away laundry in a game, but that's what they offer to make you feel like you are the character. I don't need to make the character go pee to relate to her, just like not washing her dishes doesn't detract from that relationship. QD haven't yet found the right balance between playing a game and watching a movie, so unfortunately the majority of the bits you do control are very tedious tasks - exactly the kind of thing you play video games to escape - while any real action is just quicktime prompts where you don't actually decide which actions to take, you're just pressing buttons to prevent it from stopping.
    Maybe, instead of the sparse token button presses, they should just make movies where, occasionally, it could ask the viewer to make a major story-related choice, then continue with that story so you can put the controller down and watch. Like choose your own adventure movies without the disruptive "gameplay" aspects of walking, jumping over a log, and washing your face... I'd probably really enjoy that.

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 11 лет назад

      lol the kinda game u talk about in paragraph 3 is a genre called visual novel, and i agree with u completely.

    • @schradeya
      @schradeya 11 лет назад +1

      Seyha Leonhartz
      Ahhhh, I KNEW there should be a proper name for that. Thank you! Do you know of any good ones that are out there?

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 11 лет назад

      schradeya
      Let me clarify first. You mostly read a visual novel rather than play or watch it. It's mainly just text accompanied by some voice acting, and background picture. So you'll be disappointed if you expect movie quality like this game lol. And another thing is it's mostly a love story and contain *cough* adult content *cough*. So know what you're getting yourself into.
      I've only played 2 VNs. Snow Sakura, and (a rather mind fucked one) Song of Saya. If you never watch Clannad the anime maybe you could try the VNs. I can't say if they are good or not since it depends on individual's taste so try them and decide for yourself.

    • @schradeya
      @schradeya 11 лет назад

      Seyha Leonhartz
      Oh hey okay! So something like Dangan Ronpa and a lot of those JRPGs might be considered visual novels?
      And thank you! You're awesome and extremely helpful!

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 11 лет назад

      Never heard of Dangan Ronpa but a quick google says that yes it is a visual novel. I don't know what you mean by those JRPGs though. JRPG is a genre of its own. Something like Final Fantasy series, Legend of Zelda, or Suikoden are JRPGs and they are very different from visual novels.
      You're welcome :D

  • @Tatti12321
    @Tatti12321 9 лет назад +1

    "Four souls, dare we dream?" Gets me every time.

  • @vonschuhart
    @vonschuhart 11 лет назад +8

    Finally someone other than a best friends zaibatsu member understands

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi 9 лет назад

      The zaibatsu should watch this review

  • @biscuitomcbiscuito2423
    @biscuitomcbiscuito2423 11 лет назад +26

    I like the game,
    But maybe that's just because I didn't put too much thought into the storyline. I do wish that Aiden was used more. I think that the devs made him too OP and didn't want to use him too much, since that would make the game shorter.
    Really, all he would really have to do would be do the 'Shield' thing and then let Jodie run around and try to figure out what to do. In spite of him being lazy, I still cried when the game made you think that Jodie and Aiden were separated, and made in-human noises when "Still here" appeared in the sand, but that's just me.

    • @SigmaSyndicate
      @SigmaSyndicate 11 лет назад +38

      I find it odd that one would play this type of game for reasons other than the plot. I mean, if not for the (atrocious) storyline, what else is there? Quick time events and awkward rape scenes.

  • @KrayonGames
    @KrayonGames 10 лет назад +7

    I haven't played the game, but I have the soundtrack on my ipod, and god damn it is rather splendid :D

  • @prop0042
    @prop0042 10 лет назад +1

    "No, that's ASSHOLES!" was probably one of the best quotes from yahtzee.

  • @5Chaor
    @5Chaor 10 лет назад +4

    Let see what a good example of a narrative base game that doesnt suck......
    ASURA'S WRATH

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 8 лет назад +3

    to use a line Yahtzee said in his Star Wars Force Unleashed review: "David Cage doesn't write so much as vomiting with a pen"

  • @azzameentv
    @azzameentv 10 лет назад +157

    To be honest, I'd rather have 10 more Beyond: Two Souls-esque "interactive movies" than 1 more AAA generic Military FPS franchise.

    • @azzameentv
      @azzameentv 10 лет назад +10

      At the end of the day, at least Cage (with his writing style) is attempting to improve gaming for the better. How often do we see AAA games using the same gameplay mechanics as others. And then when a game doesn't use those mechanics, everyone gets pissy because it's not what they're used to.
      Like I said, I'd rather we follow the path of diversity in gaming, than getting stuck in the current generation of "It's like Game A, but with this from Game B."

    • @Lookin4aBoxToLive
      @Lookin4aBoxToLive 10 лет назад +5

      Aaron Brudenell
      The fact that triple a games get so much more coverage doesn't mean there aren't different games out there. If the only type of games you see are generic fps and nothing more, then I think you need to look around more. Specifically on Steam an indie sites.
      Also, Beyond Two Souls is literally like Space Ace with a little of the wandering around and looking for prompts from every adeventure game ever, so yeah...

    • @azzameentv
      @azzameentv 10 лет назад +1

      Lookin4aBoxToLive Oh no, I play plenty of indie games, so much so, that I only really purchase them nowadays.

    • @urbaraskpraetor3316
      @urbaraskpraetor3316 10 лет назад +5

      Aaron Brudenell beyond two souls didn't have diverse gameplay though. It was basically trying to tell an interesting story, and failed. Its like watching a bad movie that requires fiddling with the remote to continue playing. While Spunkgargleweewee my have shit story and just copy pasted mechanics from game to game, the mechanics they have are good, as they were ripped straight from Halo 2. It's why the multiplayer mode is so popular.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 10 лет назад

      no

  • @kallendracovitch238
    @kallendracovitch238 11 лет назад +5

    Ya know Yahtzee, I have watched your shows for a long time and I have never wanted to suggest a game for you to look over until now. I truly do want to hear your opinion on Kerbal Space Program. I already have mine of which I will keep to myself but I want to watch your opinion.

  • @franklinturtleton6525
    @franklinturtleton6525 9 лет назад +30

    Despite Ellen Page I am still just Nicolas Cage.

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 9 лет назад +8

      +raymond henson A Beyond Two Souls staring Nicolas Cage. Now THAT would be a good game.

    • @macedossaulo8917
      @macedossaulo8917 8 лет назад +2

      +scottski02 "I'd like to take his face…………… off…"

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 8 лет назад +4

      saulo macedo
      No no not the ghosts! Not the ghosts! AHHHH!

  • @NinjaDeviant
    @NinjaDeviant 10 лет назад

    I needed this criticism to be made, this video was much needed.

  • @MiaReiFilms
    @MiaReiFilms 10 лет назад +4

    Ellen Page I am still just a rat in a cage.
    Smashing Pumpkins reference :)
    You sir, have earned a subscription.

  • @dreamtheater6343
    @dreamtheater6343 3 года назад

    1:03 - Honestly my same reaction after trying to play through the training sequence in the beginning.

  • @clinteldorado
    @clinteldorado 6 лет назад +4

    “Despite Ellen Page I am still just a rat in a cage”
    Crying.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 года назад +1

    Every time I look at David Cage releasing one of his movie-games, I remember, "Wait, Asura's Wrath already did this game type better."
    Neither Cage's games nor AW have strong gameplay, but Asura's Wrath has the benefit of being ENTERTAINING and not pretentious. Melodrama is a natural part of the story rather than being there for drama's sake.

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 6 лет назад +5

    If you want a good story about a girl with a ghost that kills people she doesn’t like, read Jojo part 6

  • @FlintDragoon
    @FlintDragoon 11 лет назад

    Indigo Prophecy aka Fahrenheit pretty much does the same thing with the minor exception as to try and alter the books pages for example if you got a choice on page 3 that said"clean up the blood skip to page 12" or "run out of the kitchen diner there is no time skip to page 34" and each decision leads to different outcomes. in a slight way.

  • @ZMJohnson2
    @ZMJohnson2 4 года назад +4

    The CIA and assassination mission was torture. That's not how covert black operations work...just throw some inexperienced "operative" into hostile volatile territory and say "go find him". CIA/military missions are thought out and planned to the exact detail. Not to mention, her camo paint is the exact way we teach Soldiers NOT to do their face paint. I know this is secondary to the larger narrative and lack of gameplay but damn, at least get something right.

    • @Kuolonen
      @Kuolonen 3 года назад

      It was beyond retarded. I mean the whole point I assume was to do anonymous assassination, and yet she has to go take a picture right in his face so obviously half of somalia see her and US army has to go extract her (who also get seen) because of the whole cockup. They might have as well planted us flag on the targets corpse and made public announcement that they did the killing.
      I can't for the life of me understand how her doing the job is more subtle or efficient compared to a high powered sniper rifle.

    • @ZMJohnson2
      @ZMJohnson2 3 года назад

      @@Kuolonen yeah or a drone 😂

  • @holly6686
    @holly6686 10 лет назад

    This is my forth video I've watch. THIS IS GREAT!

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 4 года назад +14

    Elliot page variety hour

  • @zyad48
    @zyad48 9 лет назад

    "no thats arseholes!"
    xDDDDD I cracked up at that point