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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @BaseCu327
    @BaseCu327 9 лет назад +1002

    I find it funny that the best method to tell if Yahtzee really enjoyed a game is to see if he mentions it in a non derogatory fashion in another review.

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 9 лет назад +56

      The Addiction 2 That said the XCOM review was pretty clearly positive.

    • @brentblayoneblayone3948
      @brentblayoneblayone3948 9 лет назад +46

      The Addiction 2 haha this is actually true most of the time. It's only when he reviews truly shitty games that he starts to realize how good some of the other games he's trashed are.

    • @BaseCu327
      @BaseCu327 9 лет назад +36

      Brent Blayone Blayone He trashes everything. The only thing he really hasn't is Portal, and that's just because, according to Yahtzee, it has no actual flaws to be trashed on.

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 9 лет назад +60

      The Addiction 2 nah, he nitpicks the games he likes but he doesn't trashes them. He truly liked Dark Souls and WInd Waker forexample,but he nitpicked te fuck out of them too. The games he hates he will trash to hell and back though.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 9 лет назад +13

      LeonGun8 Prime examples being Amy, Ride to Hell, and the Cartel.

  • @wolfbyte3171
    @wolfbyte3171 10 лет назад +645

    About that bit from the Moon landing:
    Wikipedia: Portions of the Apollo 11 mission are dramatized in the HBO mini-series From the Earth to the Moon episode entitled "Mare Tranquilitatis". In that episode, Michael Collins made the following suggestion as to what Armstrong should say upon stepping onto the lunar surface: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."

    • @M12GProductions
      @M12GProductions 6 лет назад +53

      I would of done it.

    • @cameronleonard2451
      @cameronleonard2451 5 лет назад +109

      "Houston. You just got prank'd."

    • @zedex1226
      @zedex1226 5 лет назад +25

      So long as it wasn't the Ruskies I don't think anyone would have minded.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 лет назад +4

      Zedex 12 should scream either aliens or space commie base and being dragged for execution

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад +52

      wolfbyte3171, Um Houston you know Hitler and that theory that he escaped to the moon. Well you’ll never guess what I’m looking at.

  • @SadisticSasquatch
    @SadisticSasquatch 9 лет назад +1346

    Lol, "Hey dominos? can i get a sandwich but the bread is pizza?"
    "Uh-uhm, sure what do you want inside the sandwich?"
    "9 pizzas"
    "what?"

    • @samuelwatt1252
      @samuelwatt1252 9 лет назад +73

      I will do that one day

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 9 лет назад +12

      SadisticSasquatch Now I know what to ask next time i hit the US for vacations :3

    • @Taeryth
      @Taeryth 9 лет назад +5

      Samuel Watt If you have a spare hundred dollars lying around.. Sure!

    • @ryutoken2457
      @ryutoken2457 9 лет назад +3

      ***** In new zealand that woul cost you about $40 Usd

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream 9 лет назад +22

      ***** "Are you trying to remind me of the catastrophy America had to go through at the beggining of the 21'st century?"

  • @dr.mcdreamy447
    @dr.mcdreamy447 8 лет назад +782

    I work at Domino's and yes we can do that.

    • @davidplayhard
      @davidplayhard 8 лет назад +34

      Holly shit.
      for real yo?

    • @B3rz_
      @B3rz_ 8 лет назад +17

      Can I order one with horse semen and midget dookie as toppings??

    • @dragonkingofthestars
      @dragonkingofthestars 8 лет назад +63

      I hate to ruin your fun: but 'a sandwich with pizzas instead of bread, and nine pizzas instead of filling' is just 11 pizzas.

    • @dr.mcdreamy447
      @dr.mcdreamy447 8 лет назад +20

      +dragonkingofthestars no it's not who works there smarty pants

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 8 лет назад +60

      I, too, now work at Domino's and I'm sure we can arrange that Mr. Croshaw. Just don't order it 15 minutes before closing...

  • @rainwhater
    @rainwhater 10 лет назад +224

    I wonder just how many random-ass .jpg files Yahtzee has stored on his computer. I mean, the man uses them all the time in his videos so there has to be thousands of them unless he bothered to delete them.

  • @zyad48
    @zyad48 9 лет назад +455

    "a rampaging plot device" XD

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 8 лет назад +2

      Randy Williams IKR!
      (xD)

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 8 лет назад +2

      Randy Williams XD
      so true

    • @rodiculous9464
      @rodiculous9464 8 лет назад

      +Randy Williams you know not every game needs some ridiculous emmy-award winning script. a game is about GAMEplay first. some of the best games ever had no more story than "oh look monsters, go kill them with this bigass shotgun" and they turned out just fine. maybe you need to go read a comic book or something.

    • @belisauriusfish9406
      @belisauriusfish9406 8 лет назад +1

      +Randy Williams there's a book series called the wheel of time where the protagonist's father was only maimed by a rampaging plot device and remained an important character, but apart from that, these rampaging plot devices are just lethal. We should do something about them.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 8 лет назад +3

      Shayne McConnell indeed
      let me get my lawyer...
      *calls the Wright Anything Agency*
      not sure if anyone here understood that xD

  • @SerenityPrim3
    @SerenityPrim3 6 лет назад +129

    "Wiped out by a rampaging plot device"
    This will be my epitaph.

    • @RookieREX
      @RookieREX 8 месяцев назад

      well confusion will be my epitaph

  • @JWagsWasHere
    @JWagsWasHere 10 лет назад +141

    "Two pizzas instead of bread, and nine pizzas instead of filling"
    Excuse me gonna make a call real quick

  • @sheodagana2863
    @sheodagana2863 5 лет назад +28

    Having rewatched this video years later, I realize it's the most positive Yahtzee has ever been towards Mass Effect.

  • @TheShotgunfun101
    @TheShotgunfun101 10 лет назад +18

    "I would be playing the other Xcom while eating something mommy would disapprove of"
    Oh Yahtzee, you never fail to amaze me.

  • @Dice12K
    @Dice12K 10 лет назад +40

    1:22
    "This is exactly what we want!" Said everyone!
    xD

  • @TLhikan
    @TLhikan 11 лет назад +47

    Well, did they make the sandwich?

  • @semvision
    @semvision 9 лет назад +31

    This game could have actually been really good if the devs had any clue what they were trying to make.

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 5 лет назад

      If they bloody made it into a real xcom game instead

    • @darkpinktv6721
      @darkpinktv6721 Год назад

      The game wouldn't be bad if it wasn't terrible

  • @bjarkiorleifsson6100
    @bjarkiorleifsson6100 9 лет назад +163

    Why stick Xcom in it though, why not just make a completely new game. I just don't get it.

    • @GRAFFDEMON
      @GRAFFDEMON 9 лет назад +74

      $$$$$$$$$ is why

    • @1money11
      @1money11 8 лет назад +23

      +Bjarki Þorleifsson
      nobody buys generic shooter unless it has a big name

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 8 лет назад +12

      +Bjarki Þorleifsson Because most game developers these days have caught the Catholic Priest flu.
      They've gotten real interested in what young boys think and enjoy servicing them and catering to their needs, and young boys like nothing more than something that looks and plays like Call of Duty Modern Warfare.

    • @DanielAvelan
      @DanielAvelan 8 лет назад +5

      +Motör Punx In theory yes, money, but in pratice it's stupid and doesn't make any money: most people playing modern FPS don't care/know about a 20 year old RTS, and people that enjoyed a RTS 20 years ago would probably prefer it to remain a RTS.

    • @GRAFFDEMON
      @GRAFFDEMON 8 лет назад

      DanielAvelan There are more xcom titles than the one that came out 20 years ago.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 11 лет назад +42

    I still liked the game for having the manliest voice in the world

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 11 лет назад +26

      I'd say that's resonable.

    • @bboythekidstudios
      @bboythekidstudios 10 лет назад +1

      Since when does manliest voice in the world = Clint Eastwood with throat cancer?

  • @Aconcernedrifleman
    @Aconcernedrifleman 10 лет назад +10

    During the entire game, I get the feeling that they had an understanding of what they were doing, but had little idea of how to do it. As if they had the ideas down but weren't though though enough, probably because half the team were making the expansion for XCOM: EU at the same time. I feel like if they put more time into this it could have been profound but instead amounted to what felt like half of a good idea.

    • @MootCoffee
      @MootCoffee 10 лет назад +3

      It wasn't half a team, it was two totally different developers; Firaxis did Enemy Unknown and 2K Marin did this one. They had a full staff.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 10 лет назад +2

      Not to mention they had already delayed the game countless times as it is.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 4 года назад

      They certainly didn't understand how Mass Effect combat worked. "Oh, I've been behind this cover for half a minute now, better run back to the player." m(

  • @bboythekidstudios
    @bboythekidstudios 9 лет назад +16

    Were those scorpions at the beginning meant to be a winking reference to the chryssalids from Enemy Unknown?

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck the zerg rush. Crysallid infestations are the worse. Considering more the fact that the oceans are infested with the buggers according to Enemy Within and It came from the Sea in the Tactical Legacy Pack for XCOM 2

  • @asson432
    @asson432 11 лет назад +46

    You sound a bit like Karl Pilkington there, on occasion.

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 лет назад +11

    One thing I noticed in this game is why is there no Chryssalids? For everyone else who have played XCOM, Chryssalids are are the main thing you associate with the entire franchise. This game just doesn't feel like the other XCOM games, one because the Ethereals are the good guys now for some reason, and that half the enemies, including Chryssalids, are gone and replaced with these new aliens called Zudjari. What the heck are those? It's not like we'll see them again or that they overwhelmingly effect the canon of XCOM, so why have them to begin with?

    • @Spar_kie
      @Spar_kie 8 лет назад +15

      +Theodore Hodbor No, I think of Sectioids mostly because that it have remained constant through XCom: UFO Defense and XCom: Enemy Unknown

  • @jacquesvfd
    @jacquesvfd 4 года назад

    3:24 the Escapist watermark lines up perfectly with the line on the mass effect 3 logo

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 10 лет назад +65

    A pizza with pizza instead of bread? But then that means that the new bread pizza also requires pizza for bread, meaning that it goes on infinitely, and the nine pizzas for filling? Dear god my brain melted and oozed out my ear into a little puddle when I tried to comprehend the amount of pizzas needed for that!
    Answer to it all? INFINITE PIZZA!

    • @LairdDeimos
      @LairdDeimos 10 лет назад +5

      No, its a sandwich with pizza-bread.

    • @care-o-sene
      @care-o-sene 9 лет назад +6

      Or maybe only the dough part of the sandwich-pizza-pizza thing would get replaced, so it would eventually end up as an infinitely large coagulating mass of cheese, tomato sauce, and pepperoni.

    • @michael21726
      @michael21726 9 лет назад +4

      *Drools*

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 лет назад +2

      So you have reached a state of meta-pizza? Live now has meaning. We must join together to attain this state of enlightenment and infinite pizza all hail our lord and savior cheese!

    • @volkswagenginetta
      @volkswagenginetta 9 лет назад +4

      PauseForGames i remember i was bored one time and i made 2 frozen pizzas, then i took a pound of hamburger, made it into a paddie, cooked it up on the pan, then made a pizza burger, felt fat afterwords but it was great!

  • @grapefruit04
    @grapefruit04 10 лет назад +21

    This is so Friggin' hilarious.

  • @devinjamescooper-nuttall6506
    @devinjamescooper-nuttall6506 9 лет назад +17

    dose the the little adventurer guy have a goatee or is he just really happy

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 9 лет назад +2

      +Devin James Cooper -Nuttall I vote for goatee.

    • @gaburaisuknakrack4620
      @gaburaisuknakrack4620 8 лет назад +8

      +Devin James Cooper -Nuttall I vote for happy.

  • @Kairikiato
    @Kairikiato 11 лет назад +1

    thats really cool! my dad works with a lot of people with learning difficulties and i've met a lot of them and they have had trouble interacting in any way, but i'm really glad to hear you have no trouble communicating, i'm sure some of it is to do with the better level of care people with learning difficulties have had in the past even before 15 years ago

  • @paulpelham906
    @paulpelham906 11 лет назад +25

    its me job

  • @WiseguyMemes
    @WiseguyMemes 10 лет назад +18

    I will sit on this grenade egg, and it will hatch into a baby grenade, which will grow up into a big, beutiful adult gre- BOOM!

  • @thehiltonater
    @thehiltonater 11 лет назад +4

    I feel like Yahtzee needs more of talking to himself in videos. I enjoy it thoroughly .

  • @TheDapperJester
    @TheDapperJester 11 лет назад

    My mate just showed me an episode of this and now i'm sitting down watching them all. How does this not have more view?

  • @thepianoist
    @thepianoist 9 лет назад +11

    The fact that we've given creatures like giant squids a name doesn't make them any less of a terrifying monster.

    • @JanSenCheng
      @JanSenCheng 8 лет назад +1

      damn sectopods.

    • @belisauriusfish9406
      @belisauriusfish9406 8 лет назад +2

      Almost a year after this comment, a man has swam with a live giant squid, albeit a juvenile, for the first time in recorded history. It tried to grab him half heartedly at one point, but apart from that, he enjoyed the dive. Giving a name doesn't make it less terrifying. Getting to know it does. I don't know where I'm going with this anymore.

  • @Seth9809
    @Seth9809 7 лет назад +2

    I actually love playing both games. The story is great, the gameplay works, and I enjoy the progression.

  • @TorricRoma
    @TorricRoma 10 лет назад +140

    im not ganna watch this guy for the rest of the day annnnnnnnd I wasted 5 hours

  • @mrCeal
    @mrCeal 10 лет назад +1

    "wiped out by a rampaging plot device". Gets me every time xD

  • @pepperonipancake8476
    @pepperonipancake8476 10 лет назад +25

    I was confused about why Yahtzee would be ordering Domino's, but then I remembered that's because I live in the US and it's utter tripe here. Apparently it's good everywhere else though. :/

    • @RadioMan8745
      @RadioMan8745 10 лет назад

      *****
      its decent here in Canada i only order from there when there is a sale normally i buy from the family owned place down the road from me

    • @CatastrophicalPencil
      @CatastrophicalPencil 10 лет назад +6

      It was absolute arse and then they had an ad campaign where they got random people in and gave them the pizza not knowing where it was from and they hated it, so supposedly they changed their recipes and now it's only total arse.

    • @ThunderPsyker
      @ThunderPsyker 10 лет назад +10

      Brit here. Had Dominoes a couple of days ago, and it was bloody delicious. A little bit expensive, though.

    • @pepperonipancake8476
      @pepperonipancake8476 10 лет назад +10

      ThunderPsyker American here. Had Dominoes a couple days ago, and it was bloody terrible. A little bit expensive, though.

    • @hunterjohnson7666
      @hunterjohnson7666 10 лет назад +1

      My dominoes expletive was delicious and I live in America

  • @caenieve
    @caenieve 8 лет назад

    "...while the chef is firing jacket potatoes at your mouth with a tennis ball cannon" cracked me up.

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 7 лет назад +19

    I want a main-character who follows the rules and doesnt get results.

  • @pizzeria_mayhem8736
    @pizzeria_mayhem8736 6 лет назад +1

    That "pop a cap in he ass" bit made me laugh so hard, I spit on my screen

  • @projectbaum
    @projectbaum 8 лет назад +8

    Wasn't the "this shit ain't my XCOM" thing started by Spoony with his whole "betrayal" nonsense that got him into serious trouble with Channel Awesome?

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 8 лет назад +3

      Yep, Yahtzee has said that he likes Spoony's reviews.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 8 лет назад

      Hey, as long as this comment is near the top, what happened to Channel Awesome? I'm not saying that my opinion has really changed on it (I'm not really a fan at all, I just hear about them in passing an check out Doug's content once in a while), but it seems everyone else's has. I only believe this because when I type Channel Awesome in the RUclips search bar, the second suggestion is "Channel Awesome Controversy."

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 8 лет назад +1

      Martin Johnson quite a lot of the old guard are gone and the website runs like a real company and not seem like a bunch of friends anymore. Haters gonna hate.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 8 лет назад +1

      Grace Liu Oh. That seems simple enough. I thought some kind of catastrophe had occurred or something. Mind you, I did search that result, and ended up with a variety of situations that were impossible to connect, such as a questionable kickstarter, the thing with Spoony, etc.

  • @skeletongwen
    @skeletongwen 11 лет назад +1

    William carter's face throughout the whole thing had me in stiches.
    I swear its just way to hilarious!

  • @c0pperf0x
    @c0pperf0x 11 лет назад +12

    Please review xcom enemy within, I know it's kind of the same but it's a Lot better

    • @legion999
      @legion999 10 лет назад +4

      ***** No, that was enemy unknown

  • @leovigild_
    @leovigild_ 10 лет назад +2

    Love the Half Life reference at 2:12

  • @alechachman9599
    @alechachman9599 10 лет назад +5

    No monsters in the forest, they exist. They are called BEARS

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 5 лет назад

      They are giant puppies in Russia

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 года назад

      the moose will give you greater grief then the bears

  • @JellyMyst
    @JellyMyst 11 лет назад

    Well, I'm honored you think so highly of us as a group. I'm sorry this comment has little to do with the discussion at hand and even less with Mr. Croshaw's video, but I just wanted to thank you for what is genuinely the most uplifting thing I've heard in quite a while. Many thanks.

  • @kappatalism6969
    @kappatalism6969 10 лет назад +5

    thanks, now i want a stack of eleven domino's pizzas

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 9 лет назад +3

    My only quess is that they had already spent so much money on this one already, and didn't want to just throw it away. That is the only explenation i can give for them actually making this game.

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 8 лет назад +2

      +Suika Ibuki Cause it's they job.

  • @AugustBreak
    @AugustBreak 9 лет назад +5

    The explorers beard looked like his face was :D

  • @mastercrow4213
    @mastercrow4213 5 лет назад +1

    It took me 6 years to notice, that the black lines on the Cover are supposed to be that black censoring stuff and that its a reference to the declassified part of the titel....

  • @TheBlackSerpentBeta
    @TheBlackSerpentBeta 10 лет назад +6

    "Cause its mah job"
    I'm sorry, but that line was fucking adorable, dood~
    :3

  • @caseyt3302
    @caseyt3302 10 лет назад +1

    Oh Yahtzee, you make me laugh more than any other part of youtube.

  • @splitiris6494
    @splitiris6494 10 лет назад +10

    I like the X-Com series and avoided this one cause of said reason..... I LIKE X-Com games... Yet they still fitted this into Enemy Unknown...... TWICE

  • @dinoinorino
    @dinoinorino 11 лет назад

    It is weekly, it just takes youtube a while to get them up; you can find the most recent ones on the escapist website if he's uploaded any.

  • @alexadamson1948
    @alexadamson1948 9 лет назад +31

    Firaxis are redeeming themselves with XCOM 2 tho :D

    • @rafazochowski1034
      @rafazochowski1034 9 лет назад +1

      Alex Adamson Redemption for them is not possible at all... half-possible... I played the bureau... listen... there was that mission... i was fighting... there was a gap. So i ordered one of my guys to throw a grenade across... Aiming system made it impossible... BECAUSE THAT'S HOW GRENADES WORK

    • @alexadamson1948
      @alexadamson1948 9 лет назад

      Rafał Żochowski Yeah the game was sucky. But to be honest the main problem I had with it was the disappointment, I believe it had so much potential.

    • @darth4068
      @darth4068 9 лет назад +21

      +Alex Adamson Eh...
      Firaxis did not make The Bureau. They were not involved in any way, in fact.

    • @alexadamson1948
      @alexadamson1948 9 лет назад

      Jakub Smreczyński *2K

    • @jtroopa
      @jtroopa 9 лет назад

      +Alex Adamson I just hope it won't be to XCOM: Enemy Unknown what Civ: Beyond Earth was to Civ5.

  • @PhyreI3ird
    @PhyreI3ird 7 лет назад +2

    "..to see if we can get two pizzas I as slices of bread - and nine pizzas as the filling!"
    That's 9+2=11
    .....Illumiyahtzee conforsmd

  • @Schlorgan
    @Schlorgan 10 лет назад +6

    Thanks a lot, Yahtzee! Now I want Dominoes...

    • @dong7474
      @dong7474 10 лет назад

      the funny part is he did a zero punctuation on your pic

    • @niels718
      @niels718 10 лет назад

      justin garcia
      the funny part is that he did a zero punctuation on your pic

  • @allenhernandez3350
    @allenhernandez3350 5 лет назад

    Ooooh. That's where it came from. I work for domino's and I get this damn request all the time.

  • @SnowyDragoon
    @SnowyDragoon 9 лет назад +28

    you want to characterized permadeath characters? well play fire emblem then, and don't blame me when you restart every mission 50 times trying to keep everyone alive

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 9 лет назад +7

      You know the truth is Steel Batallion Heavy Armor also had characterized perma death characters, and this feature may have helped make it a very unique and replayable game... if the controls weren't absolute shit.

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 6 лет назад +1

      Did you mean:
      my xcom experience

  • @ryanjones_rheios
    @ryanjones_rheios 5 лет назад +1

    I wouldn't want to follow up *dead* Freddy Mercury, to be fair. His residual mustache charisma would upstage me.

  • @JeffBarkerFLH
    @JeffBarkerFLH 10 лет назад +3

    I just bought this for a fiver in ASDA!

    • @JeffBarkerFLH
      @JeffBarkerFLH 9 лет назад +1

      ***** You could be right - I haven't actually played it yet though!

  • @VanguardFencer
    @VanguardFencer 11 лет назад

    Done on The Escapist website. Maybe it'll get on RUclips next week

  • @symphonyofaria
    @symphonyofaria 8 лет назад +8

    I approve of the pizzas

  • @VanguardFencer
    @VanguardFencer 11 лет назад

    Now I remember. I've always got trouble remembering faces. Thanks

  • @Greystormy
    @Greystormy 11 лет назад +3

    Ironic thing is dominos pretty much does that in America

  • @badgerguy6099
    @badgerguy6099 2 года назад

    What yahtzee said about the protagonist character basically wearing If trousers made out of cliches is so true. Here's a fun drinking game while playing. A. Take a shot every time William Carter M Carter says the word "bastard(s)". As in "our boys from ex com are some real tough bastards, giving those bastard aliens a bastard of a fight, those bastards! Um...uh...'bastard'!"

  • @RoseRitonya
    @RoseRitonya 11 лет назад +4

    Yahtzee always manages to make me laugh.

  • @Altoryu
    @Altoryu 11 лет назад

    I think it may be in reference to a song that Collegehumor did sometime ago called 'We didn't start the flame war' which was a parody of 'We didn't start the fire'.

  • @alechachman9599
    @alechachman9599 10 лет назад +3

    I would listen to undead freddie mercury, He could be a mummie since zombies and vampires are played out which freddie mercury will never be

  • @s871-c1q
    @s871-c1q 11 лет назад

    lol @ the dialogue options with Heinrich.

  • @pittypolyphonic
    @pittypolyphonic 11 лет назад +4

    I WILL make that sandwich AND DUB IT The Pizza Stacker Sandvich! yes I love TF2

  • @shumjuna1
    @shumjuna1 10 лет назад

    This game was like a child's lost balloon. Everyone who saw it wondered where it world go, but when it popped everyone forgot about it.

  • @BraUnY74
    @BraUnY74 7 лет назад +4

    It was a horrible horrible game, but I did like that thing they did at the very end. Now that was a creative way to make TPS into FPS.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 7 лет назад

      How was it bad?

  • @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki
    @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki 11 лет назад

    Your picture + your comment = Magnificent.

  • @JunohProductions
    @JunohProductions 10 лет назад +4

    That sounds like my kind of sandwich.

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 11 лет назад

    On the cover of XCOM: Enemy Unknown GOTY edition it should say "Like 11 stacked pizzas - Ben Croshaw"

  • @Reemus4
    @Reemus4 8 лет назад +5

    BETRAYL! BETRAAAAAAAAYL!

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 8 лет назад

      Easy now, Spoony

    • @Reemus4
      @Reemus4 8 лет назад +1

      Never! I really miss Spoonys brash style, noone else has it.
      edit: If you know some guys, tell me.

  • @MadMaxGamer
    @MadMaxGamer 11 лет назад

    Yahtzee, you`re the only reason i subscribed to the Escapist. Churn out more vids please. You can review anything really.. anything.. a piece of cardboard.

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 9 лет назад +5

    I just wish they'd made the game as originally intended, the early gameplay videos looked great and had genuine mystery to them. If only the Xcom fans had kept their mouths shut.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 7 лет назад +1

      Did you not enjoy the game?

  • @llj4338
    @llj4338 4 года назад

    Love the archer references.

  • @UncleJaken
    @UncleJaken 11 лет назад

    It's on the escapist website.

  • @megamadd9220
    @megamadd9220 7 лет назад +2

    i really enjoyed The Bureau very much. i liked the story and the gameplay but your review is spot on as always. love the channel

  • @strongforce79
    @strongforce79 11 лет назад

    best review i have ever seen or heard in my life.

  • @BTML498
    @BTML498 11 лет назад

    it's already up on Escapist.com

  • @roguerifter9724
    @roguerifter9724 5 месяцев назад

    I remember having fun with this game. Definitely not as good as the strategy games, Mas Effect, or Alpha Protocol but it was still enjoyable when I'm in the right mood. Though I wish the weapon selection was larger. I know its set too early for M-16 Rifles but the US Air Force was issuing the AR-15 rifle which the design the M-16 was based ob when the game takes place so we could have had that. And separate Assault Rifles and Submachine Guns rather then shove a Laser Submachine Gun into the Assault Rifle category.

  • @vdd
    @vdd 11 лет назад

    This might be the best video he's ever done

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 11 лет назад

    That sandwich is absolutely coming soon, and I can't believe it's not already available.

  • @Danger0use
    @Danger0use 11 лет назад

    He did the review for Saints Row 4 on the Escapist website. To put it short he had fun.

  • @JayDragon7
    @JayDragon7 11 лет назад +2

    I actually thought the trailers for the original idea for the Bureau were very interesting and different. Even if it did look like a generic shooter, everything else about it was fascinating.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 11 лет назад

    Long have I waited for this review, ever since I played the Buearo.
    I am not disappointing.
    Lets see him do Lost Planet 3...

  • @Falcovsleon21
    @Falcovsleon21 6 лет назад

    5:10 Yeah ask Robotnik from Sonic for Hire how doing that with tacos worked out for him.

  • @keeghanburk7906
    @keeghanburk7906 4 года назад +2

    I feel like I'm part of a very small group of people that really enjoyed The Bureau...

  • @Ameliadolphin
    @Ameliadolphin 11 лет назад

    Pretty close to the start, happy with that performance.

  • @thavidu78
    @thavidu78 11 лет назад

    They both have a place in the gamer world. Considering that RTS is for the hectic and fast-thinking strategist. And the turn based strategy is for those who would rather take some time before making their next move to avoid unnecessary risks... If possible.

  • @hansolo050
    @hansolo050 11 лет назад

    As someone with Aspergers I would like to thank you for your comment.

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 10 лет назад

    That Pizza Sandwich sounds awesome

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant 11 лет назад

    Just go to the Escapist site proper, he updates around noon on wednesdays, EST.

  • @UncleJaken
    @UncleJaken 11 лет назад

    He already did it. You can watch it on the escapist website.

  • @gedduffy896
    @gedduffy896 9 лет назад +2

    well that ending sounds delicious

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 8 лет назад

    Pizza sandwich sounds like heaven

  • @Phe0niz
    @Phe0niz 11 лет назад

    1:10
    I remember this... Good times.

  • @brickfilms780
    @brickfilms780 11 лет назад

    Your profile picture fits so well.

  • @waffle911
    @waffle911 10 лет назад

    Funny thing. I just got back from a restaurant where they make a burger using pizza instead of a bun.

  • @CameronAB122
    @CameronAB122 9 лет назад

    I really liked the combat in this game. I'd enjoy an XCOM that was like Enemy Unknown but with the combat of this for every battle.