Zero Punctuation moments I think about a lot
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- This is a somewhat shitty list. I just recycled content from a couple of the same episodes.
All content, except for the Nix picture at the end, belongs to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw of the Escapist magazine 
Игры
Don't cry because it ended, smile because you were there for it.
And "rebooted" back into Fully Ramblomatic
It didn't end it just switched channels
The escapist isn't stupid enough to delete any Zero Punctuation videos, at least while they still exist as a company. When the day comes that they shut down, the internet will collectively post all the "Every Zero Punctuation" videos all over the internet. Yahtzee Croshaw will be remembered, damnit.
"In short: no. In long: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
This is missing one of my favorite quotes from zero punctuation (episode : Epic Mickey) :
"In third-person games, the camera is like the working class. If you can't control it, it will plot to destroy you."
If you ever make an updated version, you should include this line from his ZP of Control, "Maybe I'm just down on Control because it's named after the one thing I don't have in my life."
I just thought of another good one from his Agony ZP. It was one of the best roasts I’ve ever seen. I went something like, “Remember the lust level from Dante’s Inferno? Sorry, let me back up a bit. Remember Dante’s Inferno?”
*MINGEGURGLE*
+Herbivore The Carnivore fucking hell now you're in my comments too
i don't know if i should be honoured or creeped out that you're fucking everywhere
dude, you stole this and before you say you said it's not yours in the the bottom of the vid that's not how copyright law works. Admitting theft does mean you can commit theft
Mr. Peanut Uhh, its a compilation. It's not copyright infringement since he never claimed to own it and he stated it wasn't his in the description.
Herbivore The Carnivore o
John Jimbob Or the Romine Brother's knowledge.
"I installed Assasins creed Unity on my PC, then my PC promptly burst into tears"
Wheres that one
I hope your joking
TheGrandRevo this was made 2 years ago so..
"this is like zelda meets there will be blood" is the most insane description of minecraft i have ever heard
5:29 This sounds like a harder version of the "don't play for 5 years" achievement in The Stanley Parable
"My horse appears to be lodged in a wall."
"Well I never said I wasn't a hypocrite" that line still makes me laugh.
R.I.P zero punctuation. Best of luck to Ben in the future!
that first part is unintentionally hilarious. "lol, Americans think the world revolves them also I didn't notice that my hometown had experienced a natural disaster."
What was that thing he said about being a hypocrite?
He never SAID he was...
Jupiter's Godzilla It was in another video
I just started to watch this guy, and I already love his humour. Especially by saying the ps4 controller has a rectanglular clitoris
“What’s that Skippy?” Bit from a Wolfenstein review makes me laugh way harder than it should
It's the "WOT GOOD NEWS" chaser to each statement that gets me 😭
17:36 People who play multiplayer games must understand this too, and extroverts, and just people in general
True. Still wouldn't say no to Zooey Deschanel though.
15:03 you know titanfall, where you can shove halberds in peoples ass
+TheDetour That is from the Dark Souls episod
+Uber Draven Ok, this is very late but that clip was from the Titan Fall episode. It's confusing because he was talking about Dark Souls while reviewing Titan Fall
+Uber Draven it's from the Titanfall episode; he hadn't started talking about Titanfall yet.
He was explaining on how Dark Souls was improving his feelings on multiplayer.
27:39, scarily accurate for the AW campaign.
Ghostmw2awsome what actually happens in that game?
***** There's a gas that everyone in Atlas (the main private militia force in the game) is immune against and they start using it to kill everyone in baghdad except for Atlas members (Americans)
+Ghostmw2awsome WAS JUST THINKING THAT!
I jumped up and said he fucking called it more or less to my partner and she just said, wot?
It even released in 2014 lmao
"Spunk on a bap, I've been playing so many sandbox games my vagina feels like a rusty toaster"
Here I was expecting the final outro to be the one where he moan-gargled his outro along with the music, but I suppose mingegurgle was a fair one too.
What episode was that? I forgot about it until now but I can't find it
@@ChildElectronics Good Christ, I made this comment 6 years ago. If there was ever a time I had the faintest hint of which episode it was, it was back then. Right now I'm not 100% sure that I've actually seen the episode in the time since I made this comment.
@@ThePCguy17 Lmao I sometimes like to reply to old comments for this very reason. I guess this episode is lost to time
@@ChildElectronics I will say one thing, it's almost definitely quite an early one, probably predating his hiring by the Escapist. Back from the days when he'd do things like have different music for every intro and outro, though iirc it was the standard outro he was gargling along with so after the days when he actually had different intros and outros for every game.
"Spunk on a bap I've been playing so many sandbox games lately my vaginas gotten rusty like a toaster"
Dead
Infamous vs prototype
Duke Nukem forever
Mgs v
Cod ghosts
Es oblivion
suggestions for episode 2 -
"You can't rhyme 'delicious' with 'ravenous'. Emphasis is on the wrong syllable. *YOU FUCK!!!*" Child of Day-Light
and "Dracula doesn't fetch-quest - Dracula sits at the back of an army on a throne tossing expensive wine to one side, because he doesn't give two licks of a used tampon to whoever has to shampoo the carpet" Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2
Love how I have watched every zp and only now just come across this video 😂 been watching yahtzee since 2008/9 and thank you sir for this video. I especially like how you didn't title it funniest moments just what makes you think 🤔 😂
listen to this at 0.5 speed
He sounds high as shite
Go from .25 to 2
Connor Phelps the only word you can clearly hear is "oh balls"
***** Watch this with subs on. There's no way a human actually translated this; whatever computer runs RUclips and all other properties owned by Google is incapable of interpreting a British/Australian accent.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
...my horse appears to be lodged in a wall.
So... when do we annex the Sudetnland again?
After giving Zero punctuation a good rating. Once you've done that, open season.
ThePCguy17 what about portal? I think we missed the chance
When I can't get enough of Yhatzee's prose and voice, I come here and get my fix.
This was great! It's very helpful of you to label the episodes. Still considering an episode 2?
Some of Yathzee's episodes I believe are funnier because of their overarching points and their buildup, and thus wouldn't fit as nicely here - see Metal Gear Solid 4, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, EVE Online, Super Mario 3D Land vs Rayman Origins, Too Human, Sunset Overdrive, the Occasional Guide to ReSPECIALed Moments in Gaming History videos and the like. But as far as suggestions for single moments and jokes go, hmm, let's see..
- The rundown of the GUI in System Shock 2
- The alternate title for Monster Hunter Tri
- The planning meeting intervention in NeverDead
- The "3D gimmick interfering with gameplay" bait and switch from Resident Evil: Revelations
- The three kinds of horror games from Amnesia: The Dark Descent
- The eight-second review of FIFA 13
- The "stuck up its own arse" bit from Bioshock Infinite
- The rundown of how to find everything in Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (light - other light - suck - keep sucking)
- Explaining other jobs beside contract assassination to Pseudo 51 in Killer Is Dead
- The poetry meltdown in Child of (Day-)Light
- The shurikens and lightning gun from Painkiller
- The helicopter controls from Crysis
- The Australian situation in Guitar Hero World Tour
- The conversation between the boss and Pillock in Wet
- The dialogue tree dinner party but from Dark
- STONKING GREAT TITS from Tomb Raider Anniversary
- The tiger fence separating story and gameplay in The World Ends With You
- The chareg-ing cave AI reinforcements in Mercenaries 2
- "Am I pimping??" and "AND SO WERE YOU" from Dragon's Dogma
- The whipped cream arrow from Alan Wake
- "HE'S FUCKING WAR" from Darksiders
- The six-foot clitoris from Strider
- And of course "KILL THEY ASS"
This guy takes less breath in his reviews than Jeremy Jahns. Which is saying a lot
Just wanted to say that you did a good job! A lot of effort has been put into this and I thank you for it.
+Jexparable thanks a lot fam
He is not the author, it is a compilation of Escapist's "Zero Punctuation" video series.
+Rubafix989 No shit! He means he did good on the editing in the compilation.
OhWookIt'sADoggyMashUpHisLittleFaceAndCallHimChips!
-Fable 2
5:45 soooo.... how's that achievement coming along yatzh?
My favorite bit is in the Amnesia: The Dark Descent video, when he explains the 3 different types of horror game. Classic
>has time to make a 30 minute long compilation with rendering AND asks for suggestions for a second episode
>doesn't have the time to download the single best survival game
how many fucking times do i have to tell you snoopy
fuck off with your unturned i'll download it whenever i feel like it ok
now
>Tries to greentext on youtube
Also Nix, great video, is there a part 2 (I havnt looked yet will do after its finished)
Nix How do you two know each other?
XxSkyKni9htxX well, he is my friend, and knows my channel
I started watching this on my phone, got to the long story noooooo bit, switched over to pc, put my headphones on and continued :P
I actually really like the editing you did by making the title from which episode it was fade out for his(Yahtzee's) own large white words, it was really smart so we could read it.
love this guy
Needs more shurikens and lightning.
Whoever you are, you really enjoyed that AC IV review.
"im so glad the games industry is a baron wasteland right now, I have caught up on so much shit *cut to copy of dark souls* I have even finished my full scale replica of the westmidlands entirely under the sea...*cuts to Coventry underwater* where it belongs" that probably made m laugh the most XD
The call of duty joke near the end is basically the plot of CoD AW lol
Decent selection. All i have in my head is the LBP butt dance.
Is it just me, or did Ben have my edge and/or creativity in his older videos?
AAAAHH! I couldn't stop watching, I'm gonna die of Zero Punctuation overdose!
Here's a fun drinking game that'll KILL you unless you drink water and go to the bathroom:
Watch this with the automatic English subtitles and take a shot every time it's incorrect.
Did I mention that it'll probably kill you? xD
Inversely, take a shot every time it correctly captions an entire sentence. You'll probably get to drive home. xP
Dice12K 0:30 "micro turbine so that the San bacteria visited all the good little shop"
6:26 "So that was my net profit for the operation 50 tests love rocks and a big fuck up poland.
Tomislav Panić well poland is a big fuck up so its correct
(i am polosh so dont bullshit me that this is racist)
...I think they fixed it.
“cat in a tumble drier”
Well compilated!
Omg this man is a supergenius
0:53 That's a reference to a very funny British TV show called "The Goodies".
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
12:12 HAHA this is amazing
spunk on a bap - classic
Spunk on a bap!
Nice cut
Aww, you cut out "maybe people should be afraid of me!". :(
Slovenský Bratře, děkuji velmi za kompilaci "Zero Punctuation".
+Rozespalý Hlas Nelidu Nie je zač, Český Bratu.
Who else air drums when they hear Zero Punctuation’s theme song?
6:00 got me
my phone was actually near the speaker
This isn't the best of ZP, that would be a playlist with every episode ;)
You forgot "I'm a Banana" from the FarCry 2 Review.
Mingegurglemingegurglemingegurglemingegurgle....
MINGEGURGLE!!
Well the wolfenstien limericks maybe, but that's just my opinion.
So escapist lives in the same Australian city as I do, YAY( I guess)?
AceGamer40K he is Yahtzee. And I think he's now moved out and into the USA.
um i think you got Titanfall mixed with Dark Souls in there
No, it's actually part of titanfall's review saying he had cozied up to multiplayer. Maybe actually watch the original videos
You're gonna start seeing a lot more views for this now that felman87's video collections of ZP were deleted from his channel.
People tend to use yahtzee's monotone voice as a sleep aid, so if possible, could you make a slightly longer video without the transition music and just his talking? I guarantee you that you will rake in tens of thousands of viewers!
Can you please confirm you're working on episode 2?
I mean, this video came out nearly three years ago. If I were working on Episode 2, i would've probably released it by now, don't you think? lol
That being said, thanks for reminding me, I'll take that bit out of the video description
I realize now after seeing so many of his videos that Yahtzee is more funny in five minutes that the Nostalgia Critic in half hour, the Nostalgia Critic try very hard to be funny, and Yahtzee is funny without even trying.
Yahzee rushes you quickly through it if you want yahzee for movies watch the cinema snob, he's in the same vain
Where the Timestamps?
Imagine if some woman sucked his dick and reviewed it like be always does videogames.
Bruh
imagine if you managed to change every single thing about yourself, and then maybe might have a chance that women would be willing to be in the same room as you.
@@TheEvilCheesecake
Your name is really on-brand lol
These two comments are both gold IMO
You didn't include his Lifetime Achievement Award for Ride to Hell? Shame on you!
Hey, Beatles Rock Band was done very well in my opinion (someone who has heard over 200 of their songs)
That wasn't a review it was a prediction for the E3
Since GradeAUnderA has left youtube...guess like zero punctuation is his replacement
most of the video is nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol
"Nix"? your channel name basically means "Nothing"
+Super Suchti (Proxy) I know actually, although i didn't name myself after nothing. Nix is also the name of one of Pluto's moons
Nix ah, i see
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_(moon)
cool.
22:34 is that Yahtzee?
Yes
Dunno
Yep.
15:10
Looks like Dark Souls, not Titanfall
Patrick Callahan I know right?
Patrick Callahan The game he is talking about specifically there is Dark Souls, but the review is Titanfall.
Wait, wasn't the whole "bioweapon that targets brown people" the plot of CoD: Advanced Warfare? like, the year after Ghosts?
Wait. Is the guy from Zero Punctuation Australian?
DotJJ no he's British but lives in Australia :)
+Ulura Lola So, yahtzee's a criminal?
i play on my pc local with my friend just as well as on a console with my brother so yeah games friends brains not pc or console you need the first 3.....bollocks.
That Sound between episodes is horrible, and unnecessary.
wow ads? lol boo
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
Good job stealing yathzees content!
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
You leech
I'm not making any money from this video, if there are any ads playing I didn't enable them, it's probably the copyright-matched third party, whoever they might be. Probably the Escapist themselves!
Take this shit down. If I where yahtzee I would be more than a little unhappy about people basicly ripping me off to strenghten their own channel.
That's a valid concern. But as you might notice, I have nothing to gain from strengthening my channel. It's not themed around, well, anything in particular. I just upload whatever I like and whenever I like. None of my videos are monetised. I just thought that I'd compile a video of my favourite Yahtzee moments for other people to watch. I had absolutely no idea that it would get this popular and even get posted to KYM.
And besides, at any time in the video you can look in the top left corner to see which episode that clip is from.
Needs more shurikens and lightning.