Every Zero Punctuation 2014

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @theescapist
    @theescapist  5 лет назад +984

    Looks like we missed a pretty obvious error at the start of the video. Our bad!
    These are in fact the 2014 ZP episodes, however, so carry on.

    • @betweenthepanels9145
      @betweenthepanels9145 5 лет назад +64

      Escapist how many jokes did you censor this time you cowards

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  5 лет назад +213

      @@betweenthepanels9145 RUclips will demonetize if left in, so go watch the originals if you want the jokes. Wouldn't cut out the jokes if we had a choice.

    • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
      @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 5 лет назад +53

      @@betweenthepanels9145 Deal with it, you coward.

    • @BumLuck
      @BumLuck 5 лет назад +23

      @@theescapist Don't you think maybe you could spare the money to put out a handful of compilation videos for free? Or is your integrity just not worth it?

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  5 лет назад +256

      @Bum Luck Um, our integrity comes in part from the fact that we pay people for the work they do, including editing together compilations. Maybe take a second to think about what the word integrity means next time.

  • @greenredblue
    @greenredblue 4 года назад +553

    "I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would've been less of a mistake."
    Bethesda: "Release... with... no... disc... in... box."

    • @VodShod
      @VodShod 4 года назад +22

      I bought portal one time and when I opened the box there was no disc only a code.

    • @prestonnormile9996
      @prestonnormile9996 3 года назад +14

      Pretty much 75% of ps4 dlc. Remember when games gave you the download discs?

    • @NomDatBass
      @NomDatBass 3 года назад +13

      To be fair, FO76 may still be less of a mistake than Ride to Hell, for whatever that laughable notion is worth. At least a couple people seemed to enjoy the former unironically, even before the Wastelanders update. Don't think anyone ever said "R2H is good!" with a straight face lol.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад

      My god
      Your the nostalgia twat referenced in these videos 😂🤦‍♂️
      Nothing besides more hardware came from gen 5-6. Hell thats why all the successful gen5-6 games, were 4th gen games . . . So capitalizing on nostalgia for a payday. As if the AAA gamming industry needs more free yachts

    • @themadtitan8379
      @themadtitan8379 3 года назад +10

      @@donovanulrich348 the fuck are you on about

  • @skylerwilliams1097
    @skylerwilliams1097 4 года назад +203

    "Maybe in the next COD we'll save the world with a super virus that only targets people less than 3/4 white", that was almost exactly the plot of advanced warfare and I love how right he was

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 Год назад +4

      The truest words are said in jest

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Год назад +5

      @@ExpandDong420 So believe me when I say that Frey is actually the best character in any videogame ever. My evidence is that she has the power of rainbow gamer keyboards. (her cloak has RGB lighting).

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 Год назад +4

      @@Shadethewolfy that's some irrefutable evidence if I've ever seen any

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 Год назад +4

      Well as has been well established, Yahtzee seems to have the power to manifest his innermost thoughts. Honestly at this point I'm starting to believe some developers are actually listening to Yahtzee on his sarcastic advice, just because designing a game can be fucking miserable. Obeying stupid advice is their dayjob so they sometimes obey the _funny_ stupid advice

  • @mpitt0730
    @mpitt0730 5 лет назад +175

    "Just pretend that the mop is a sword and that the floor killed your parents."
    "DON'T PUT IDEAS IN MY HEAD, WOMAN!"

  • @danboom101
    @danboom101 3 года назад +74

    "Depends. Is that a gun, yes. Is THAT a gun, yes. Then I am friendly." might just be my favorite ZP quote from this year's compilation.

  • @7411y
    @7411y 5 лет назад +183

    "Gaze ye not into the Abyss, lest the Abyss' boyfriend get narky"
    - Nietzsche

  • @tommyscott8511
    @tommyscott8511 5 лет назад +291

    5:00 I STILL cannot believe that Yahtzee accurately predicted Manticore in Advanced Warfare

    • @Blacmorecito
      @Blacmorecito 5 лет назад +13

      Wait a fucking sec, the virus thing actually happened?

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 5 лет назад +63

      Manticore, a virus created by the ATLAS corporation, was a virus programmed to kill anyone with DNA not registered in the ATLAS database (read-enemy combatants). Whilst not SPECIFICALLY what Yahtzee predicted, it's pretty damn close and MANTICORE could (presumably) be used for much a similar purpose as Yahtzee described here.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 5 лет назад +55

      He's proven to have that bizarre Simpson's level pre-cognitive psychic ability (or excellent deductive reasoning based on being so involved in the gaming and writing industry for years.

    • @zipzapper0
      @zipzapper0 5 лет назад +16

      Perhaps in lieu of accurately predicting it, he may have inspired the writer that was just told "Make villain evil"

    • @atom5469
      @atom5469 2 года назад +2

      @@SpankSandwitch99 he also makes 48 5 minute videos every year with a ton of jokes like that. The odds...

  • @benbarnard0605
    @benbarnard0605 3 года назад +242

    Compiled for your perusal and enjoyment.
    0:00 Yahtzee’s 2013 Best & Worst
    5:37 Knack
    10:26 Killzone: Shadow Fall
    15:07 The Survival Special - Starbound / 7 Days to Die / Rust
    19:50 Broken Age
    24:42 Might & Magic X: Legacy
    29:27 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (or a Nintendo reprimand)
    34:21 Dark Souls
    39:06 Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII
    43:57 Strider (2014)
    48:36 Thief
    53:31 Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
    58:22 Dark Souls II
    1:03:17 Titanfall
    1:08:12 Infamous Second Son
    1:12:58 Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
    1:17:39 The Elder Scrolls Online
    1:22:31 South Park: The Stick of Truth
    1:26:56 FTL: Faster Than Light
    1:31:14 Daylight / Child of Light
    1:35:55 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    1:40:46 Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
    1:45:39 Wolfenstein: The New Order
    1:50:12 Watch Dogs
    1:55:08 E3 2014
    1:59:57 Murdered: Soul Suspect
    2:04:37 Tomodachi Life
    2:09:18 Enemy Front / Valiant Hearts: The Great War
    2:14:10 Shovel Knight
    2:18:58 EarthBound
    2:23:38 Transistor
    2:28:17 E.T. the Worst Game Ever
    2:32:41 Firefall
    2:37:08 Sacred 3
    2:41:40 Risen 3: Titan Lords
    2:46:24 Daikatana (John Romero’s B**ch)
    2:51:21 Lichdom: Battlemage
    2:55:59 The Sims 4
    3:00:39 Destiny
    3:05:37 D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die
    3:10:27 Hyrule Warriors
    3:15:03 Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
    3:19:47 Alien: Isolation
    3:24:26 The Evil Within
    3:29:05 Bayonetta 2
    3:33:42 Sunset Overdrive
    3:38:38 Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
    3:43:23 Assassin’s Creed Unity
    3:48:05 Far Cry 4
    3:53:19 Dragon Age: Inquisition
    3:58:09 Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

    • @zombie0ate0my0brains
      @zombie0ate0my0brains 2 года назад +9

      Not all heroes wear capes and wield super strength; some heroes wear amusing t-shirts and wield a keyboard.

    • @defeitosespeciais2127
      @defeitosespeciais2127 Год назад

      Kkkk!mmm,.kkkk me 😊 not

  • @officershepherdsa
    @officershepherdsa 5 лет назад +287

    "The lifetime zero punctuation achievement for total abhorrence goes to Ride to hell retribution. Which it will hold indefinitely" I wonder if Hunt down the freeman is eligible to take the spot

    • @togekiss1995
      @togekiss1995 5 лет назад +18

      I’d like to point out that we do have a couple of apes in control of a handful of major pies... maybe HDtF will take that slot... maybe there’s a RtHR:1% sequel in the works called Ride to Hell Redemption: 2% Harder... who could really say in this dark age we live in...

    • @CharlemagneGuy127
      @CharlemagneGuy127 3 года назад +11

      I’d say it should’ve, since Ride to Hell wasn’t so broken that you needed to noclip to bypass level crashes.

    • @adambrowne577
      @adambrowne577 2 года назад +1

      My favourite one was “Shit down the Piss Shit”

    • @meapickle
      @meapickle Год назад +3

      Nah, hunt down the freeman had moments that may have actually looked competently made (likely stolen assets but still) ride to hell retribution had NOTHING

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +217

    I feel like the "true" ending of Far Cry 4 is the secret one. Especially for me, since my first thought upon having a man who has shown a penchant for stabbing the disobedience out of people tell me to wait while he handles something is not "hoo boy, better skedaddle"

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 4 года назад +37

      that's the only one I'm willing to accept as canon, given how awful sabal and amita both are he's honestly not so much worse anyway.

    • @CharlemagneGuy127
      @CharlemagneGuy127 3 года назад +6

      @@KOT_AMV and it’s not like the bad guy is going to run things any worse than those two will

    • @realgooba
      @realgooba 3 года назад

      Is the secret one the one where we leave and dont arrest him?

    • @SodiumThorium
      @SodiumThorium 3 года назад +7

      @@realgooba That's far cry 5 mate lmao

  • @Kanohoro
    @Kanohoro 5 лет назад +80

    *falls asleep*
    *wakes up*
    *Hears Yahtzee making a long-winded metaphor while a man in a trilby hat does questionable things in an adorable art style*
    *smiles*
    *all is well*
    *falls back asleep*

    • @HoodedLord
      @HoodedLord 5 лет назад +4

      Funny thing is he doesn't wear the trilby anymore apparently. It was in one of his "Let's Drown Out" videos when he or his companion (Wanna say his name is Gabe, though I dont think it is) mentions that he only uses the trilby in the videos as a clear marker for Yahtzee himself.

    • @defeatstatistics7413
      @defeatstatistics7413 Год назад

      ​@jmacb86 Let's Drown Out WWF No Mercy, and yeah it's Gabriel Morton from KeepetClassy

  • @ninacochrane569
    @ninacochrane569 5 лет назад +279

    Woo! That time again! It's time to spend 4 hours of my life listening to this like a podcast.

    • @wellbeef
      @wellbeef 5 лет назад +9

      Tell me about it!. Shame I do not have any PS4 games to install while I inevitably watch the entire video, after telling myself I would not.

    • @schlattdid9861
      @schlattdid9861 5 лет назад +2

      Well Beef5 you can always watch this a few times while building a gaming pc and selling your ps4

    • @wellbeef
      @wellbeef 5 лет назад +5

      @@schlattdid9861 But with a gaming PC you have to install games, wait for them to update and download extra files and deal with the game running slightly below 120 fps!. The new age space tech that is the PS4 removes all of..... wait a second!?!

    • @togekiss1995
      @togekiss1995 5 лет назад +3

      Full disclosure; when I get stuck pushing carts at work, this tract is exactly what I use to keep myself awake.

    • @AwesomeWikidStudios
      @AwesomeWikidStudios 4 года назад +4

      I legit put this video on during work, and turn my screen off, (Thanks RUclips Premium), and bam, free four hour podcast

  • @sunnyrainyday6820
    @sunnyrainyday6820 4 года назад +44

    1:53:42 "Whats all this then" The most violently British confrontation phrase

    • @Shwompe
      @Shwompe Месяц назад

      Hi you made this comment 4 years ago, just wanted to remind you how much worse your life has become since then

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 5 лет назад +728

    I'm looking forward to Every Zero Punctuation 2007-2016: The First Decade.

    • @baronsengir187
      @baronsengir187 5 лет назад +25

      Taking vaccation for that Video then ^^

    • @hoodboy20001
      @hoodboy20001 5 лет назад +19

      It’ll be a glorious 2 month binge to say the least

    • @theescapist
      @theescapist  5 лет назад +403

      Fun fact, some madman put closed captions on the entire 2013 mega ZP episode. I haven't had a chance to check through it yet, but that person deserves a medal.

    • @andrewp2681
      @andrewp2681 5 лет назад +7

      Escapist Will 2007-2016 be about 2008-2017?

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 5 лет назад +62

      @@theescapist Plot twist: it was Yahtzee himself who captioned the 2013 collection. He has the script, after all.

  • @ShermTank7272
    @ShermTank7272 5 лет назад +117

    Those “Bayonetta in Smash” jokes certainly aged as gracefully as Bayonetta herself.
    Take that whatever direction you will.

    • @Nijht
      @Nijht 5 лет назад +1

      FLY ME TO THE MOON!

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 4 года назад +1

      The joke didn't age tall though

  • @theyoutubehammer6530
    @theyoutubehammer6530 5 лет назад +594

    At about an hour and eight minutes in, and there is about 15 seconds of silence. I consider that punctuation. I am disappointed.

    • @cicyflame
      @cicyflame 5 лет назад +29

      I feel like that's safe to consider an ellipsis, so I'm in your camp.

    • @theletterm1787
      @theletterm1787 5 лет назад +11

      1:08:00

    • @CurmudgeonMedia
      @CurmudgeonMedia 5 лет назад +37

      The only course of action is to pursue them aggressively in the small claims court for such an outrageous transgression

    • @quinnporter289
      @quinnporter289 4 года назад +15

      @@theletterm1787 when I reached that part I thought my phone died

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 4 года назад +9

      It's the required pause after bitching about EA - keeps his head from exploding

  • @blissfuldj7627
    @blissfuldj7627 2 года назад +8

    I need these compilations to sleep now, I used to have to set up a playlist and then wake up every 4 to 6 minutes from the opening song thats always been a couple decibels louder than a jet engine taking off. Truly, we are blessed

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 5 лет назад +265

    "A jrpg isn't a jrpg unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill god."
    😂😂😂😂
    that's insightful, actually.

    • @Bantorain93R
      @Bantorain93R 5 лет назад

      Amalaric GoTH Bahamut had it coming.

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 4 года назад +2

      Wouldn’t it be grand if the game ends with God winning then saying, “I’m God....what else did you expect?”

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 4 года назад +1

      You did it! You broke JRPGs down to their bare essentials!

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 4 года назад

      @@qdllc that would be a massive hit to the common JRPG ego

    • @ratoh1710
      @ratoh1710 3 года назад

      @Amalaric GoTH Technically not since Noctis is 20 at the beginning. The rest would've been accurate though.

  • @Wolfs0n
    @Wolfs0n 5 лет назад +89

    I remember whe the ESO review first came out.
    The minute he said,
    "Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and some other ones no one cares about anymore".
    Oh dear God how the fanboys raged and it was hilarious.

    • @alexisc.820
      @alexisc.820 4 года назад +11

      Which is weird because nearly all Elder Scrolls memes I have seen are based on those 3 games. I have yet to see any based on the spin-offs or the first 2 games.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 3 года назад +6

      @@alexisc.820 I have..... technically.
      They tend to be on mobile devices that almost no one played.
      Hammerfell got an appearance on the N-Gage. I heard that it was decent, for the N-Gage.

  • @TheDamnBeast
    @TheDamnBeast 5 лет назад +12

    "Yes. You fucking pricks."
    One of the funniest moments in the entire series.

  • @pancakesstudio8888
    @pancakesstudio8888 11 месяцев назад +2

    This content is absolutely timeless! A few times a year, I tend to a watch/listen to random year and each time grants me a good chuckle

  • @CodingItWrong
    @CodingItWrong 2 года назад +29

    I sure hope in 2021/2022 that Yahtzee remembered that he said he'd call his kid Battlemage at 2:51:29

    • @zbsfm
      @zbsfm Год назад +2

      well, he hasn't mentioned their actual names, so there's a chance 🤣

    • @meapickle
      @meapickle Месяц назад

      Unfortunately in a stream I superchat and asked him why he named his dog toffee instead of battle mage. He said he wasn't serious and it was an example of howbgood the title and needless the word "lichdom" was.
      And then he called me a massive nerd for asking that. Which I squeed a little at being insulted by him; which proved him right

  • @TBRose-kg3hw
    @TBRose-kg3hw 4 года назад +38

    Just popping in to say thank you to the Escapist for editing together these yearly compilations. Absolutely awesome idea; cheers to you guys; cheers to your editors; and cheers to the legend himself in Yahtzee Croshaw. On a side note; apologies to you all on behalf of humanity that some people can’t grasp the idea that joke censorship is done to avoid demonitization rather than “bowing to PC culture” or whatever the hell people are whinging about.

  • @WavePiggy
    @WavePiggy 3 года назад +30

    The Shovel Knight review where Yahtz jokingly refers to biscuit samurai and fridge viking makes me wonder if ubisoft saw that video and decided that making For Honour might be a good idea.

  • @davidmichaelescobedopachec794
    @davidmichaelescobedopachec794 5 лет назад +17

    Just finished rewatching the 2013 compilation for the last dozen times and the thought came to me last night:
    "It's about to be a month now, so 2014's compilation is due quite soon."
    Today: "Oh how I just enjoy these hindsight moments. On to the show Yatzee!"

  • @dm121984
    @dm121984 3 года назад +61

    "One of the many advantages of Nazi's is you don't have to justify shit" - Oh younger Yahtzee, if only the world had keep that attitude.

  • @Pr0manStream
    @Pr0manStream 5 лет назад +16

    2:11:03 - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PREDICT THAT AS WELL? Every big or not so big company tries its own launcher system now - Paradox Interactive has one for its grand strategy games, Rockstar has one and more are on the horizon...

  • @takuansoho5836
    @takuansoho5836 5 лет назад +20

    Yay ! Thanks for those compilations who are surprisingly small enough in mp4 for me to put it on my phone and listen to it when the world doesn't look cynical enough

  • @kitthekat6844
    @kitthekat6844 5 лет назад +10

    Thanks for putting these together! It's always fun to go back and watch these old ones. Funny thing is I always find one or two that I haven't watched before! Like a little surprised in my cereal box.

  • @airbornmartin3238
    @airbornmartin3238 5 лет назад +14

    i just like hearing him talk i don't even care what it's about. i put this in the background while i do nothing

  • @eatingpancakesrightnow2786
    @eatingpancakesrightnow2786 Год назад +2

    1:24:13 "Deploy humor: Ha Ha Ha, humor deplyee" is a line i use all the time!

  • @devdude98
    @devdude98 5 лет назад +172

    Time to play another rousing game of "spot the cut joke"

    • @Unknwnwrrior
      @Unknwnwrrior 5 лет назад +8

      Haven't noticed any in this or the 2013 one! I even kept tabs during the Papers, Please! video to see if a joke was cut and it wasn't.

    • @blasterjosh
      @blasterjosh 5 лет назад +7

      @@Unknwnwrrior It's interesting that joke Yahtzee actually regrets didn't get cut out

    • @Dracinard
      @Dracinard 5 лет назад

      They stopped cutting jokes in 2013! You've won!

    • @devdude98
      @devdude98 5 лет назад +2

      @@blasterjosh wait which one is that?

    • @drpg7924
      @drpg7924 5 лет назад

      @@blasterjosh Which joke would that be? I know he went back and cut some transgender jokes because he felt bad about it, but I don't know which joke he feels bad about in this one.

  • @kungfuskull
    @kungfuskull Год назад +2

    What's up with the empty void at around 1:08:00 ? 🤨🤔 just an editing error, or was something removed without taking down the entire vid?

  • @acidous1276
    @acidous1276 4 года назад +4

    At 5:04 he got that dead on, in Advanced Warfare they actually do develop a bomb that attacks anyone who doesn’t match the DNA of any registered person.

  • @ChosenSloth
    @ChosenSloth 5 лет назад +22

    It's the year of Knack, baby!

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 5 лет назад +4

      Ohhhh yeah KNAAAAAACK BAYBEEEEE

    • @midnightmoron332
      @midnightmoron332 3 года назад

      Here comes the moneeeeeey

  • @GLEclipseGaming
    @GLEclipseGaming 5 лет назад +72

    1:08:00 there is nothing here for around 13 seconds

  • @timmortis5314
    @timmortis5314 5 лет назад +8

    These compilations make my week when they’re released

  • @thenut5249
    @thenut5249 3 года назад +4

    Try listening to this on 2x speed, it’s honestly fantastic, 0.5 is also great, sounds like that one receptionist in his Witcher One skit

  • @quadconjures
    @quadconjures 4 года назад +7

    the horrifying part about the lightning returns review is it's accuracy

  • @LiamPennington
    @LiamPennington 5 лет назад +48

    4 hours of Zero Punctuation, I can postpone and/or speed up that wank I was planning.

    • @KnordicKnight
      @KnordicKnight 5 лет назад +5

      This isn't your wank material?

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 5 лет назад +1

      Postpone AND speed it up? Simultaneously? Now im interested..pls Go on then..

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 лет назад +2

      Elijah Nakumura
      It’s called “Edging”.

    • @elijahnakumura4375
      @elijahnakumura4375 5 лет назад

      Sir Apple Thats holding in the result, im talking about the action lol

  • @airbornmartin3238
    @airbornmartin3238 3 года назад +4

    I love how he's straining to pronounce the long sentences while running out of breath

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 4 года назад +3

    1:51:45 I personally have used "a few dead kids short of an origin story" on one occasion.

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing 10 месяцев назад

    01:10:33 placing a marker here because I love it when Yahtzee tiredly says "what *am* I on about!!"

  • @SweetKiren
    @SweetKiren 5 лет назад +12

    So far 2014 has made me LOL the most 😂 sitting here laughing my ass off, of a picture of an angry trifle because he was "a trifle miffed" 🤣

    • @kidragakas
      @kidragakas 5 лет назад +1

      SweetKiren 2:18:04

    • @SweetKiren
      @SweetKiren 5 лет назад +1

      @@kidragakas Exactly 😂😂

  • @Changetheling
    @Changetheling 4 года назад +10

    2:28:30 - The Industry Jingle was born.

  • @qdllc
    @qdllc 3 года назад +1

    At 2:10:00, is that a flock of geese I hear in the background? Enemy Front review. There’s also a truck backup alert during The Evil Within. 3:28:20

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 Год назад +4

    I wanted a hand-cracked Brontosaurus feeder, and I want one now!

  • @undeadswiftfoot
    @undeadswiftfoot 5 лет назад +39

    Someone messed up the title or the title cards for years lmao

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 5 лет назад

      I'm only 20 minutes into the video so I apologize if this is in reference to something later (or if the title has been edited), but are you referencing the 2013 at the start of the video?
      That's from a 'Best and Worst of the Year' episode, which sometimes don't get released until the start of the following year (which makes sense as it gives Yahtzee a chance to review at least one Christmas release).
      The "Top 5 Games of 2013" episode (as they were called back then) was released on the 1st of January 2014, so it actually _is_ a Zero Punctuation from 2014, as the title claims.

    • @chellejohnson9789
      @chellejohnson9789 5 лет назад

      @@TheCrash480 no, it says:
      Every 2013
      Zero Punctuation
      With no
      punctuation.
      Definitely did not say that in the top 5 games of 2013 video

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 5 лет назад

      @@chellejohnson9789 My bad, I must have missed the first few seconds of the video.

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune 5 лет назад +5

    Holy shit, Ride To Hell, Star Trek AND Colonial Marines all came out in 2013? Hell of a year, I guess.

  • @vapid6311
    @vapid6311 4 года назад +2

    just noticed in the valiant hearts enemy front double bill, you can hear crows in the background

  • @blitzcha0s308
    @blitzcha0s308 5 лет назад +10

    2:54:33 combines 2 Yu-Gi-Oh cards to get a stronger one. *Shows a Pokémon card*

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 2 года назад +2

    13:30 - oh for the days when Yahtzee preferred that games be sandboxes
    Before the triple A industry took that particular drum and beat it black and blue xD

  • @oliverpearce2338
    @oliverpearce2338 5 лет назад +7

    Would you say Hunt down the freedom has earned the lifetime achievement award?

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 года назад +1

      Oliver Pearce It’s the worst game of the 2010s.

  • @Swagmaster65
    @Swagmaster65 5 лет назад +9

    That's some gnarly punctuation at 1:07:59

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 5 лет назад +24

    >"Every 2014 ZP"
    >2013
    _!!!_

  • @Rebar77_real
    @Rebar77_real 2 года назад +1

    I love how he addresses home invasion with an immediate wtf, as we should.
    Hello algorithm, you're looking efficient today.
    Bollocks.

  • @Morf91198
    @Morf91198 3 года назад +1

    2:16:01 that's a landmark in my village, nice to have the recognition.

  • @Michael-zt8rk
    @Michael-zt8rk 4 месяца назад

    "Every last cat litter box can be looted for useless shite that you dont want cluttering up your inventory but are loathe to get rid of in case it turns out to be the secret ingredient in Dragon Rice Pudding or whatever"
    God Almighty 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HandsomeJackKR
    @HandsomeJackKR 5 лет назад +9

    Comparing this to the fan made 2014 collection by Stale Memes, about 4 minutes of jokes were cut out

    • @GLEclipseGaming
      @GLEclipseGaming 5 лет назад +8

      It's the final video from the fan made 2014 thats gone. It'll likely be at the beginning of 2015

  • @M12GProductions
    @M12GProductions 5 лет назад +24

    The Year of Dark Souls

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 4 года назад +1

      Year of "Let's all Laugh at an Industry" tune.

  • @petrusjnaude7279
    @petrusjnaude7279 4 года назад +2

    I wish Escapist would make these into a separate playlist. I mean these compilations.

  • @perryborn2777
    @perryborn2777 4 года назад +2

    I like how the intro says every *2013* ZP

  • @mysterygamer4086
    @mysterygamer4086 5 лет назад +11

    25:15 every runescape player

  • @et83t8r6
    @et83t8r6 5 лет назад +12

    Ooooo one of the great years for ZP

  • @derekbradley3763
    @derekbradley3763 5 лет назад +15

    So When's every zero punctuation 2007 to 2017 coming

  • @Despot_janny
    @Despot_janny 5 лет назад +23

    Well it's 11 pm I have school tommorow buuuuuut I guess I can spare a few hours.

    • @stevendoiron326
      @stevendoiron326 5 лет назад

      OCD productions you are supposed to start the video turn off the monitor and pass out
      Wake up and go to class as snarky as Yahtzee

  • @tatwood1123
    @tatwood1123 3 года назад +4

    So when yahtzee had a kid, did he end up naming it battlemage?

  • @LazzarrusLong
    @LazzarrusLong 2 года назад +1

    0:11 A “knickerbocker glory” is a fascinating name for a dessert, lol.
    I google-imaged it. Looks delicious!
    Also known as a parfait for us food-Neanderthals in the U.S. 😊

    • @ricesnot
      @ricesnot 2 года назад +1

      A Knickerbocker Glory is one specific kind of ice cream sundae. Parfait might be your equivalent word to sundae

    • @LazzarrusLong
      @LazzarrusLong 2 года назад

      @@ricesnot Ahhhh I see. I think you are correct.

  • @sincereflowers3218
    @sincereflowers3218 Год назад +1

    41:52 I played ffxiii-2 and even if Serah's hooters did dispense soft serve ice cream she still wouldn't have been a good character.

  • @damiancrowley569
    @damiancrowley569 4 года назад +2

    I'm laughing so hard "I have no mouth and I eat ice cream"
    Baaaa hahahaha

  • @ticklemetango
    @ticklemetango 4 года назад +3

    glad that papers please got a nod against that version of bioshock. cheers!

  • @kermitzoe7011
    @kermitzoe7011 5 лет назад +3

    Yahtzee literally predicted the next call of duty advanced warfare at 5:00

  • @HyenaDandy
    @HyenaDandy 2 года назад +2

    "It's about the introduction of a community bicycle system."
    Well, that makes sense, seeing as there were never any witch trials in Salem.

  • @togekiss1995
    @togekiss1995 5 лет назад +3

    2:03:19 that moment when you realize that Yahtzee made a reference to a previous video.

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith 2 года назад

    16:42 This explanation of being nuked from orbit is exactly what happens every time I play Age of Empires. That's why I don't play it even though I enjoy the concept.

  • @PhillDante
    @PhillDante 5 лет назад +4

    Am I going crazy, or do I hear birds squawking around the 2:11:25 mark? Sounds like a hadeda...

    • @GD-vj5zc
      @GD-vj5zc 5 лет назад

      Yes you do hear them.

  • @p0part299
    @p0part299 4 года назад +4

    Top ten rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss 28:50

  • @crimsonblood7241
    @crimsonblood7241 2 года назад

    2:56:21 rewatching/listening to this in 2022 i spat out my drink hearing this after these past few years since they made that statement

  • @77794471
    @77794471 5 лет назад +7

    2:29:08 “naughty Yahtzee” why is this not a meme

  • @Schramm456
    @Schramm456 Год назад +1

    I don't know why but "Dark Souls has one of my favorite methods of storytelling, which is to say NOT telling it" hurts me to no end
    ...I love to be told stories. 40 minute cutscenes are excessive but if I didn't want to be told a story I'd just play multiplayer games

  • @ej3331
    @ej3331 Год назад

    You better not be secretly building giant robots around here or I'm going to sulk so hard!

  • @OcarinaForDummies
    @OcarinaForDummies 2 года назад +1

    Earth Badger and Ice Dentist live in my fucking head rent-free.

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 5 лет назад +6

    *grabs popcorn

  • @ScooterCentral952
    @ScooterCentral952 2 года назад +4

    Has nobody noticed that the intro says “every 2013” and before you say it’s meant to be like that, the actual “every 2013” video says “every 2013” in the intro

  • @Zman9042
    @Zman9042 4 года назад +4

    1:03:12 "DS2 can still powerbomb you" *shows a piledriver*

  • @Ryan-sf8nf
    @Ryan-sf8nf 4 года назад +2

    1:08:00 I’m pretty sure this qualifies as punctuation...

  • @Xxcgpancakes
    @Xxcgpancakes 5 лет назад +11

    Still waiting for a “zero punctuation (zero punctuation)” episode

  • @illogicalbobcat8365
    @illogicalbobcat8365 2 года назад +1

    Out of all those videos, tbh if I had a Ferrari F40 in my possession I could eliminate my problems and retire tomorrow, which is a Saturday.

    • @illogicalbobcat8365
      @illogicalbobcat8365 2 года назад

      Something about Sims 4, I'm very drunk temper your expectations.

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 5 лет назад +6

    Hook it to my veins!

  • @Trumpetguy1109
    @Trumpetguy1109 3 года назад

    Anybody else hear the crows in the background during the Valiant hearts review at around the 2:13:00 mark?

  • @RekkabitesThirteen
    @RekkabitesThirteen 4 года назад +5

    It's so weird how much Yatzhee likes Dark Souls when he couldn't say anything nice about Demons Souls. But then again he is a weirdo.

  • @powerpc127
    @powerpc127 3 года назад

    15:41 Looking at you, Kentaro Miura.

  • @starwarsmaster
    @starwarsmaster 2 года назад

    Anyone else hear beeping in the background starting at 3:28:19? Sounds like an excavator or something

  • @ryanjones_rheios
    @ryanjones_rheios 5 лет назад +4

    See Yahtzee learned the lesson of his ability to manifest his thoughts and fears ages ago. You can *stop* now!
    ...I feel like Museum piece to be fair and I'm only 31. The people in Nintendo must feel like makers of the first arrow with the way things "evolve" nowdays. Although its as much devolve as anything in the gaming sphere.
    What's that buzzing around 2:12:00?
    And the beeping at 3:28:40 ish?
    Or are my ears just dying on me all of a sudden?

  • @michaelmcdonnell5574
    @michaelmcdonnell5574 5 лет назад +1

    Did anyone else get a weird pause between 1:07:58 and 1:08:13 or was that just me and if not just me then what the hell was that Escapist did you restrict Yahtzee's humor again

  • @maxvitor7023
    @maxvitor7023 5 лет назад +3

    2:19:13 He just described every Shin Megami Tensei game...

    • @AssassinLupus7
      @AssassinLupus7 5 лет назад

      Without even checking, or having played Shin Megami Tensei for that matter, was it the line about JRPGs ending with a bunch of teenagers using the power if friendship to kill God? I don't remember when he said it or what video it's from, but I've actually used that line to describe other games.

    • @thebestnarcissist5464
      @thebestnarcissist5464 3 года назад

      You are thinking of persona, shin Megan Tensei is using the power of god to kill your friends

  • @dmdragonlord8209
    @dmdragonlord8209 5 лет назад +5

    Are we just gonna miss the fact that this is an every 2013 zero punctuation review?

  • @samwritesmusic5402
    @samwritesmusic5402 3 года назад +2

    2:51:57 the place it all started

  • @DavidKalinex
    @DavidKalinex 4 года назад +4

    You know, no punctuation is fine but subtitles would help us non-native English listeners to be more appropriately amused lol

  • @daniellandon6811
    @daniellandon6811 Год назад

    Such a foreshadowing the the Gollum game 😂