_Random Documents and Audio Logs,_ _We Find Them Stuck to Noticeboards,_ _We Find Them Under Dogs,_ _We're Gonna Put Them In A File,_ _And Give It A Review,_ _When We're Bored of The Gameplay,_ _But We've Nothing Else to do_ *_thud_*
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@@Idasukimasesome of the letters of hatred can fit into quite hard except for "qui", so that would be "left over" and qui are the first three letters of quit.
When he finally stops doing these there needs to be a "every 0 punctuation with no punctuation" imagine having a 100+ hour run on sentence that contains decades of your work
Luiz Alex Phoenix Your comment single-handedly made me use Twitter for the 3rd time in my life, just to check that Yahtzee wasn’t dead from the plague ~ (ya bastard...) x_x
I don't feel like he ever will really. He seems to be one the rare game reviewers that has never gotten tired of reviewing the same tosh year after year. Which is surprising actually, I would have gone crazy playing and reviewing the same tosh year after year.
Well, let's go for the wild ride that was 2015... :P 00:00 Yahtzee 2014 Hits & Shits with incomfortable noises between 04:53 The Talos Principle 09:36 Elite Dangerous 14:18 Five Nights at Freddy's 17:04 This War of Mine 18:56 Lords of the Fallen 23:26 Saints Row IV (4) (like four) 27:55 Dying Light 32:33 Grim Fandango Remastered 37:01 Evolve 41:31 The Order 1886 46:26 Zelda Majora's Mask 51:01 Resident Evil 2 Revelations 55:30 Hotline Miami 2 57:50 Ori & The Blind Forest 01:00:22 Battlefield Hardline 01:05:16 Bloodborne 01:10:13 Half-Life 2 01:15:00 Axiom Verge 01:17:58 Stealth Inc. 2 01:19:59 Mortal Kombat X 01:25:03 GTA V Online 01:29:48 Broken Age 01:34:46 Wolfenstein The Old Blood 01:40:00 Dex 01:43:08 Invisible Inc. 01:45:05 The Witcher 3 (on PS4 !) (ಠ ̯ ರೃ) ᴮʸ ᴶᵒᵛᵉ ᵎ 01:49:56 Splatoon 01:55:06 Hatred 02:00:04 E3 02:05:22 Alone in the Dark Illumination 02:10:28 Batman Arkham Knight 02:15:41 Yoshi's Wooly World 02:20:36 Cave Story 02:25:26 Godzilla 02:30:05 Rocket League 02:32:29 Tembo the Badass Elephant 02:34:42 King's Quest 02:39:20 Nom nom Galaxy 02:41:35 Freedom Planet 02:44:08 Everybody's Gone to the Rapture 02:48:55 Volume 02:53:28 Metal Gear : The Phantom Pain 02:58:09 Mad Max 03:02:56 Gears of War Remastered 03:07:35 Until Dawn 03:12:22 Super Mario Maker 03:17:17 Soma 03:21:56 Rock Band 4 03:26:32 Assassin's Creed Syndicate 03:31:25 Halo 5 03:36:20 Call of Duty Black Ops 3 03:41:20 Rise of the Tomb Raider 03:46:22 Fallout 4 03:51:22 Star Wars Battlefront 03:56:30 Just Cause 3 04:01:42 Fatal Frame : Maiden of Black Water YES !! I DID IT !! NO MORE RAT-FILLED DARK BASEMENT WITH KESS WHIPPING ME WHILE YAHTZEE READ HIS REVIEWS !! I'M FREEEEᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑ
The fucking Splatoon one murders me, makes me laugh so much when he clearly gets angry at the ink puns when its obviously paint, and the ink on the pain roller ends me entirely.
Wonder if Yahtzee will ever bring back the Imp hoodies. I was a broke bing bong when they first came out but now i have adult money and i wanna buy one :(
Yahtz mentioned that most creators hate their creations 5 years later and the rest of them are liars. Seeing as Hatfall has been out for 5 years it be really interesting to hear his opinions on it in retrospect. Just a thought.
Never get old these, even after watching from the early days when i was first introduced to them, to now, they just make me laugh,and the character style animation is brilliant
I wonder if the "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" sign in the Elite review was before or after he'd started writing the book. Maybe it was the idea for the book!
1:54:59 I dunno what's funnier, the fact that Yahtzee accidentally made a pun, or the fact that he then followed it up with another pun, this time intentional...
1:18:20 I love how it cuts out the bit where Yahtzee complains about other people spouting racial slurs, but the edit is _just_ abrupt enough to notice if you're paying attention. Then again, Yahtzee does use the N-word to make the point and they didn't delete or edit the old video, so they were probably more worried about losing their monetisation rather than outrage over the reviewer making a rather candid point.
I literally only just realized that Yahtzee's assassin's creed characters are meant to have the top of their faces in shadow and their chins visible I thought they just had big flapping white mouths
The sad part is that's true. There isn't a single game Link is in where he isn't basically a beloved clueless moron with little to no personality or charisma. That and the god awful voice you'll hear often.
that is the full song Random documents and audio logs: We find them stuck to notice boards, We find them under dogs. We're gonna put them in a file And give it a review When we're bored of all the gameplay, But we've nothing else to do.
Interesting that they edited any mention of the black character out of the Until Dawn part. Even going as far as to poorly photoshop their face out of the party group at 3:09:01 No really, go have a look at 1:24 on the Until Dawn video and then look at 3:08:48 on this compilation.
They will edit out whatever they think will keep them safe with these complete year compilations (that aren't complete since there are various snippets removed from each year).
1:28:55 honestly if i could have bothered to do that back when i played GTA5, i would have as well. not because i care about leaderboards or anything, but because most of the vehicle upgrades were locked behind race wins, which as yahtzee points out coming in first is the only thing that matters. i gave pretty quick on ever getting those upgrades, not like i was ever going to get a nice car to put it on what with most nice cars being in the millions and i refuse to buy those shark cards
🎶 Random documents and audiologs, We find them stuck to notice boards, We find them under dogs. We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review, And we're bored of all the gameplay But we've nothing else to do. 🎶 The weirdest things get stuck in my head, gonna be singing that all day tomorrow 😂
@@ryanhouchins677 Yeah. The original line was something along the lines of "I turn the voice chat on, immediately hear the word n*****, and turn it off again."
@@samtinkle9076 yeah, they even left out that part where he says 'black' when he was summarising the characters in Until Dawn with one words at 3:08:48
1:33:29 The book is Fly Fishing by J.R.Hartley, anyone from the UK around the age of 40 will get the reference lol (to anyone not halfway to dead or more, this was a plot device in a famous Yellow Pages advert)
3:08:47 if you're wondering why it seems like this bit cuts off before the punchline, the last one was "black", and apparently youtube didn't appreciate the joke much
6:22 Random documents and audio logs We find em stuck to notice boards, we find em under dogs We're gonna put em in a file and give it a review When we're bored of all the gameplay but we've nothing else to do Recorded just for us but they were scattered all around We'll get trophies and achievements cause there's hundreds to be found So we're hacking those computers and we're raiding all the drawers For some optional objectives and the codes to all the doors Look at all this rancid junk that we have gone and found Springs and scissors - screws and other shiny metal things abound I made a bomb with naught but dirty felt and glitter glue And I must make fifty more to see completing this game through With Random documents there's images as well Scouring each inch of this massive map - completionism hell We aren’t even reading the things - we’re simply bored as fuck But it takes less work then going out in traffic and just waiting to be struck
37:00 "...If I wanted to gamble on crash likelihood, I'd buy a super-saver package on Malaysia Airlines" Why was that joke cut? Yeah, it's pretty fucking dark, but it's not like he used a slur like many of the other jokes that get removed in these.
The RANDOM DOCUMENTS AND AUDIO LOGS song had me close to tears from laughing. How had I never heard that?!
It was a cheeky post-credit Easter egg (and I would have it as my ring tone if I could get away with it, it's just that funny) :-)
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I want that song as a ringtone.
It is gold.
I know right it gets me every time.
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I love how taking out the outro and intro inadvertently created another insult for the Order 1886
" this isnt even a review i just want to complain it and the industry for a bit" he seems to say
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"What's that, Skippy? A new Zero Punctuation compilation is out today? What good news!!!"
"What's that Skippy ? Timmy felt down a well ? What good news ! That will give him ample opportunities to explore his interests in geology !"
But it doesn't justify forcing us to buy a clunky new console with no backwards compatibility
Get out your betting slips cause it's time to make like sesame street
@@artdude8940 and learn how to count to five
And if you can convince your cousin to throw on a fucking bathrobe I can tell you.
_Random Documents and Audio Logs,_
_We Find Them Stuck to Noticeboards,_
_We Find Them Under Dogs,_
_We're Gonna Put Them In A File,_
_And Give It A Review,_
_When We're Bored of The Gameplay,_
_But We've Nothing Else to do_
*_thud_*
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9:37
Everyone, sing along! 9:36
"Rraaanndom documents and audio logs!"
We find them stuck to notice boards, we find them under dogs
We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review
When we're bored of the all gameplay but have nothing else to do!
HIC!
"Hatred is quite hard. Its actually an anagram for quite hard with a qui left over for when its quitting time. BAM." I love this show
I don't get it.
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@@Idasukimasesome of the letters of hatred can fit into quite hard except for "qui", so that would be "left over" and qui are the first three letters of quit.
Playing the "mute the volume and guess what he's saying using only the visuals for context" game is really fucking hard with these compilations
When he finally stops doing these there needs to be a "every 0 punctuation with no punctuation" imagine having a 100+ hour run on sentence that contains decades of your work
I’d watch it............ No, really......
Luiz Alex Phoenix Your comment single-handedly made me use Twitter for the 3rd time in my life, just to check that Yahtzee wasn’t dead from the plague ~ (ya bastard...) x_x
I don't feel like he ever will really. He seems to be one the rare game reviewers that has never gotten tired of reviewing the same tosh year after year. Which is surprising actually, I would have gone crazy playing and reviewing the same tosh year after year.
Dawndeather Thank God for Silent Hill 2 huh?
He just takes one giant breath and goes
41:26 It's funny how much that moment years back just transitions so well in this video
Well, let's go for the wild ride that was 2015... :P
00:00 Yahtzee 2014 Hits & Shits with incomfortable noises between
04:53 The Talos Principle
09:36 Elite Dangerous
14:18 Five Nights at Freddy's
17:04 This War of Mine
18:56 Lords of the Fallen
23:26 Saints Row IV (4) (like four)
27:55 Dying Light
32:33 Grim Fandango Remastered
37:01 Evolve
41:31 The Order 1886
46:26 Zelda Majora's Mask
51:01 Resident Evil 2 Revelations
55:30 Hotline Miami 2
57:50 Ori & The Blind Forest
01:00:22 Battlefield Hardline
01:05:16 Bloodborne
01:10:13 Half-Life 2
01:15:00 Axiom Verge
01:17:58 Stealth Inc. 2
01:19:59 Mortal Kombat X
01:25:03 GTA V Online
01:29:48 Broken Age
01:34:46 Wolfenstein The Old Blood
01:40:00 Dex
01:43:08 Invisible Inc.
01:45:05 The Witcher 3 (on PS4 !) (ಠ ̯ ರೃ) ᴮʸ ᴶᵒᵛᵉ ᵎ
01:49:56 Splatoon
01:55:06 Hatred
02:00:04 E3
02:05:22 Alone in the Dark Illumination
02:10:28 Batman Arkham Knight
02:15:41 Yoshi's Wooly World
02:20:36 Cave Story
02:25:26 Godzilla
02:30:05 Rocket League
02:32:29 Tembo the Badass Elephant
02:34:42 King's Quest
02:39:20 Nom nom Galaxy
02:41:35 Freedom Planet
02:44:08 Everybody's Gone to the Rapture
02:48:55 Volume
02:53:28 Metal Gear : The Phantom Pain
02:58:09 Mad Max
03:02:56 Gears of War Remastered
03:07:35 Until Dawn
03:12:22 Super Mario Maker
03:17:17 Soma
03:21:56 Rock Band 4
03:26:32 Assassin's Creed Syndicate
03:31:25 Halo 5
03:36:20 Call of Duty Black Ops 3
03:41:20 Rise of the Tomb Raider
03:46:22 Fallout 4
03:51:22 Star Wars Battlefront
03:56:30 Just Cause 3
04:01:42 Fatal Frame : Maiden of Black Water
YES !! I DID IT !! NO MORE RAT-FILLED DARK BASEMENT WITH KESS WHIPPING ME WHILE YAHTZEE READ HIS REVIEWS !! I'M FREEEEᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑ
You're doing the good Lord's work
@@nedsteven4622 +Chris Chris ...
I love incomfortable noises
(■-■)
( Ծ﹏Ծ )>⌐■-■
Dear god...
it's magnificent
Give this man some Reddit gold
I really do adore these collections, I often put ZP on in the background while I’m doing things so they’re really perfect. Thanks yet again fam~
Good thing the random documents and audiologs bit was preserved here. Quality.
The fucking Splatoon one murders me, makes me laugh so much when he clearly gets angry at the ink puns when its obviously paint, and the ink on the pain roller ends me entirely.
17:33 “…keep the abandoned building you called bagsies on halfway live-in-able…
…live-in-able, liveinable, liveinabull, liveinabull…”
live-in-able
livinable
*live in a bull*
*L I V E I N A B U L L*
I know the Doctor Who theme when I hear it...
Please, I don't want to. I will live *with* a bull.
sorry.
Live in a bowl
this was one of his more musical years. I mean afterall, "RANDUM DOCUMENTS AND AUDIO LOGS!"
41:26 what a flawless transition
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Clicking anywhere on the video turns it into a sweary magic 8-ball
Looking at this with no volume is gold. I can’t explain why, but it cracks me up so hard.
Hahaha yes!
"JESUS CHRIST! THEY'RE MY OWN BUTTOCKS!" never fails to make me laugh like an idiot.
I definitely need a time stamp for it because I would love to just have my favorite part on loop
@@dorianofdeath5470 ca 28:32 - 28:45
@@SturmgeschuetzIV cheers for that. Really appreciate it friend.
@@dorianofdeath54700
@@SturmgeschuetzIV,
"Livinable, livinable, livinable, livinable..."
Got to love
"I turn the voice chat on and turn if off again"
Only real ones remember the unedited version
"Fly Fishing by JR Hartley" is the most British pop-culture reference ever.
Take a drink every time he reviews a game you forgot existed. Two if he likes it.
So kill myself got it
My liver died thanks
Call of Duty: Serosis
Aaaaaaaand dead
Wasted by the end of the top and bottom five
"The three leads are all grim growly men growling grimly."
"Vacuum sealed rubber johnny" 🤣
I knew something was bugging me. They cut the “Malaysia Airlines” joke from the end of the Grim Fandango review 😲
😢
❤😅
As well as all the slurs in GTA online
Especially odd as it is the lyrics of a rap song.
That smooth transition at 8:04 is so uncanny, genuinely doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the video
I'm just gonna skip forward randomly and see what happens.
Edit: Nintendo 64 vomiting on Anakin Skywalker. Alright.
Sounds like a fun game. Landed on "two sausages rolls trying to get past eachother in a narrow hallway".
Catwoman trapped in a basement
Mad Max 2 going to crush a Xbox controller with a car
Eyepatch Jesus running away from an ignited man complaining about his gasmask friend
Yhatzee taking cover in a Twix from space invaders
Okay, the part at 9:36 seriously impressed me. Kudos to you, Zero Punctuation.
Oh you gotta love Z.P.'s Year of Review/Disaster Aftermath compilations. A trip down memory lane while on cold medicine. Thank you Sir Yahtzee.
Wonder if Yahtzee will ever bring back the Imp hoodies. I was a broke bing bong when they first came out but now i have adult money and i wanna buy one :(
Yahtz mentioned that most creators hate their creations 5 years later and the rest of them are liars.
Seeing as Hatfall has been out for 5 years it be really interesting to hear his opinions on it in retrospect. Just a thought.
@Cara Salusc wow thanks! I'm familiar with his old channel but I'd never seen those. I'll definitely check it out!
Hatfall is no longer supported on mobile devices…taking away my favorite game. 🤬
Knowing him, he will make a snide remark and say that he regrets making that analogy 5 years ago.
@@qdllc false, I just played it right now. I do have a 5 year old android though
@@zer0026 - iPhone here. Hasn’t been compatible for some time now. As the company is defunct now, there won’t be updates…unless it is brought back.
Dad:What would u do if u were approached by a stranger?
Son:SCREAM AND SHIT
Never get old these, even after watching from the early days when i was first introduced to them, to now, they just make me laugh,and the character style animation is brilliant
I wonder if the "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" sign in the Elite review was before or after he'd started writing the book. Maybe it was the idea for the book!
The analogy at the beginning was absolutely brilliant.
Is it just me, or does it sound particularly funny whenever Yahtzee says, "Crap-out."
1:54:59
I dunno what's funnier, the fact that Yahtzee accidentally made a pun, or the fact that he then followed it up with another pun, this time intentional...
"Let's laugh at a industry that's never learns anything, TEE HEE HEE"
All. ALL. Let's *ALL* laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee !!
Liveinable~
@@Ogihci2 L I V I N A B L E
1:18:20 I love how it cuts out the bit where Yahtzee complains about other people spouting racial slurs, but the edit is _just_ abrupt enough to notice if you're paying attention. Then again, Yahtzee does use the N-word to make the point and they didn't delete or edit the old video, so they were probably more worried about losing their monetisation rather than outrage over the reviewer making a rather candid point.
"...and Majora's Mask is usually written in the piece of paper they have instead of a brain."
holy shit that was good
9:37 and that right there, is why your a legend
"absence makes the heart grow fonder" pulls out pictures of RUDOLF HESS
Listening to this hammered is a treat, as suddenly I understand everything, even if it hurts.
I literally only just realized that Yahtzee's assassin's creed characters are meant to have the top of their faces in shadow and their chins visible I thought they just had big flapping white mouths
"Livinable"
"livinable, livinable, livinable, livinable, livinable, livi-, sorry"
Live in a ball!
Good year in gaming, this should be fun.
Laying here with a cold, "every 2015 zero punctuation". F#$% I feel better already!
"link has the personality of an untuned television set"
The sad part is that's true. There isn't a single game Link is in where he isn't basically a beloved clueless moron with little to no personality or charisma. That and the god awful voice you'll hear often.
@@silenceundying wind waker
can we have a full version of "Random Documents and Audio Logs" it sounds like a fun song.
that is the full song
Random documents and audio logs:
We find them stuck to notice boards,
We find them under dogs.
We're gonna put them in a file
And give it a review
When we're bored of all the gameplay,
But we've nothing else to do.
@@glenngriffon8032 yes but I want more
The Cat With a Top Hat Do you want DLC, cause this is how you get DLC.
@@MinecraftLD10 I mean, that's all good as long as it isnt Horse armor or microtransactions, right?
The Cat With a Top Hat Well I mean it is RUclips, and they haven’t quite gone that horrible route yet, so Yahtzee would probably give that a pass.
I like watching videos from the before-fore times.
The funniest moment is when Yahtzee Crowshaw motorboated his TV. Yahtzee has some dark and black humor and that’s why I love it.
And there goes my next 4 hours, thanks Yahtzee!
2:44:05 - My god the prophet had no idea how right he was.
Sunday league prophet...
2:44:05 "You know where we end up when we all stop expecting much? Two words: President Trump."
damn, that joke rly hits different now lmao
Its called "Zero Punctuation" because it sounds like he's speaking a run-on sentence......Oh
...yes.
Captain Obvious strikes again
2:44:05 seems so long ago that we were joking that it might happen, now we are just depressed
I love that audio logs song
The imp Yahtzee is sitting with in his episodes sometimes is supposed to represent Gabe isn’t it? At least back in 2015.
33:20 can't wait for Yatzhee to take a look at Ubisøft's special gift for him
Interesting that they edited any mention of the black character out of the Until Dawn part.
Even going as far as to poorly photoshop their face out of the party group at 3:09:01
No really, go have a look at 1:24 on the Until Dawn video and then look at 3:08:48 on this compilation.
Wtf? This wasn’t even a racist joke as much as it was satire on the “teenage horror ensemble cast” trope. Escapist, what is with you?
They will edit out whatever they think will keep them safe with these complete year compilations (that aren't complete since there are various snippets removed from each year).
I didn't even notice. (Mind blown)
Why do you people care
1:28:55 honestly if i could have bothered to do that back when i played GTA5, i would have as well. not because i care about leaderboards or anything, but because most of the vehicle upgrades were locked behind race wins, which as yahtzee points out coming in first is the only thing that matters. i gave pretty quick on ever getting those upgrades, not like i was ever going to get a nice car to put it on what with most nice cars being in the millions and i refuse to buy those shark cards
1:28:18
Nice cut there. Shoutouts to those who know the original review
🎶 Random documents and audiologs,
We find them stuck to notice boards,
We find them under dogs.
We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review,
And we're bored of all the gameplay
But we've nothing else to do. 🎶
The weirdest things get stuck in my head, gonna be singing that all day tomorrow 😂
Time to play "spot the cut out jokes"
Weirdly enough, it seems like they didn't have to cut as much this time.
In the gta online they made a cut :v
@@Nakayuki Until Dawn got cut too.
I honestly use these to fall asleep to.
1:28:18 Well, that's _one_ way to handle that joke.
that it is
Whyd they remove it? Racial slurs?
@@ryanhouchins677 Yeah. The original line was something along the lines of "I turn the voice chat on, immediately hear the word n*****, and turn it off again."
@@Christian-gr3gu Yeah. Or done something funny with it, like put one of the fart noises from his Spec Ops: The Line review over it.
Spunk gargle we-we is my favorite thing you've coined.
17:34 never realised this was the intro to the doctor who theme lol
37:00 they cut out the part where he made fun of Malaysia airlines.
If I wanted to gamble on crash likelihood I'd buy a super saver package with Malaysia Airlines.
Absolute drink spewing, trouser pissing funny.
@@AutisticHighHeeler yup
1:28:18 They also didn’t have their N-Word Pass handy, I guess
@@samtinkle9076 yeah, they even left out that part where he says 'black' when he was summarising the characters in Until Dawn with one words at 3:08:48
@@MajorasWrath1 lol
0:56 you're not sneaking that comma past me. I demand a refund!
2:36:05 - Are those Yatzee's eyeballs? I have no confidence in my eyeballs being round...
1:28:19
OK look, I don't think we need to censor instances of the villain doing bad things that are portrayed as the reasons he is the villain
Yahtzee has to have some kind of Guinness world record for talking the most without using punctuation.
9:37
I had no idea that was a part of the video.
1:33:29 The book is Fly Fishing by J.R.Hartley, anyone from the UK around the age of 40 will get the reference lol (to anyone not halfway to dead or more, this was a plot device in a famous Yellow Pages advert)
I just realized you used a St. Louis Cardnald baseball train for the Top 5 at the vary start. Dang, how did I never see that?
Watching this at 1.25x speed is the best way to enjoy ZP.
1:09:05 he predicted the tagline of Deathloop!
Watching the bloodborne review, where he decries loading times, right after his new video wishing for loading times is quite funny
3:08:47 if you're wondering why it seems like this bit cuts off before the punchline, the last one was "black", and apparently youtube didn't appreciate the joke much
The bit at 2:48:55 REALLY hasn't aged well... Yeesh.
Quite a few side quests in Dying Light were actually pretty good. The main story went on a bout 10 hours after it should have ended.
"Yes, All of this in my face!"
1:28:20 LMAO, that censor was VERY obvious
One of my favourite parts too big sad
A game set in the Blakes 7 universe would be pretty frustrating. But funny. And I'd play it if they gave you enough wardrobe options.
Ahhh another great year, laughed at nearly all these
17:04 me whenever I engage in an awkward conversation
You can't hide the fact that Yahtzee dropped an N-bomb in the erased portion at 1:28:20.
Where is this?
*Four hours later* boy that was a long sentence.
6:22
Random documents and audio logs
We find em stuck to notice boards, we find em under dogs
We're gonna put em in a file and give it a review
When we're bored of all the gameplay but we've nothing else to do
Recorded just for us but they were scattered all around
We'll get trophies and achievements cause there's hundreds to be found
So we're hacking those computers and we're raiding all the drawers
For some optional objectives and the codes to all the doors
Look at all this rancid junk that we have gone and found
Springs and scissors - screws and other shiny metal things abound
I made a bomb with naught but dirty felt and glitter glue
And I must make fifty more to see completing this game through
With Random documents there's images as well
Scouring each inch of this massive map - completionism hell
We aren’t even reading the things - we’re simply bored as fuck
But it takes less work then going out in traffic and just waiting to be struck
Hatfall was actually pretty fun.
1:16:55 that advent calandar simile was brilliant
Thanks
“The FROM Software game, for there is only one.”
I suppose Armored Core was nothing to you.
@@MajorasWrath1 I've never played Armored Core, and even I've heard of it.
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"...If I wanted to gamble on crash likelihood, I'd buy a super-saver package on Malaysia Airlines"
Why was that joke cut? Yeah, it's pretty fucking dark, but it's not like he used a slur like many of the other jokes that get removed in these.
I noticed some cuts of more risque jokes. Until Dawn's review springs to mind.
That's the weirdest I think. They cut out "and of course, Black" but kept in Bitch and Whore? As if there's nothing wrong about those two.
Speaking of Retro not Retro. I'm surprised Thing-Thing was never resurrected as an IP charging money.
Madness did.
What I like doing is going checking the IGN reviews of games on here. Then comparing it to Yahtzee’s review 😂😂
Anyone notice the lack of "and let's not forget, black!" in the Until Dawn review??
Just watched that part and thought it was missing black. I hardly noticed the edit
Same. I mean I guess removing the n word from the GTA online review makes sense but come on!
@@Zaurthur sucks for everyone.
@@Zaurthur That isn’t cancel culture. That’s the Escapist’s doing.
@@Zaurthur No... they were worried about it being demonetized by RUclips. Obviously. This has nothing to do with cancel culture.