Zero Punctuation Collection 2013
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- This is a reupload of collection videos that have been taken down. Luckily is saved them and since people really want them back, I decided to upload them again. If zp or some escapists stuff want the videos taken down, I'll have to sadly take them down. So Idk how long these will stay up, so If I were you, I might want to download the videos. I understand it take up a lot of space so I don't recommend it.
Link: yadi.sk/d/uqKW...
really grateful that theres somewhere to watch ZP without supporting gamurs
4 hours of someone else's content and you didn't put in a single ad break.
You are truly a man of the people.
Taipolar comment didn’t age well
its youtube that forces the ads, i think
but i shouldnt assume
Conut Gnuz it's true, especially on mobile. They'll typically add one ad slot
You realize you can't monetize someone else's content, right? Escapist would should that down in two seconds, and even if they didn't youtube scans for other creators content in your videos
Downloaded your torrent just in case these ever get lost. thanks fella
dude thank you, i can finally sleep again lol
Your welcome
Glad I'm not the only one who does this.
@@chozomonkey i thought I was the only one who slept to these!
I use these to fall asleep too. lol
Also guilty.
Maybe its an American thing? I dunno, these and black and white documentaries with a British narrator put me to sleep faster than a pint of bitter with a valium chaser
Some of Yahtzee's analogies feel like they're coming from a drunken hipster V waving around a yardstick instead of a sword.
[0:00] - Top 5 Best & Worst Games Of 2013
[5:37] - Paper Mario Sticker Star
[10:31] - Black Knight Sword & Hotline Miami
[15:31] - Anarchy Reigns
[20:11] - DMC: Devil May Cry
[25:07] - The Cave
[29:46] - Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
[34:39] - Dead Space 3
[39:38] - Aliens: Colonial Marines
[44:33] - Crysis 3
[49:34] - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
[54:22] - Tomb Raider
[59:13] - SimCity
[1:04:21] - The Walking Dead Survival Instinct
[1:08:58] - Bioshock Infinite
[1:13:32] - Lego City Undercover
[1:18:16] - Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
[1:23:04] - Injustice: Gods Among Us
[1:27:48] - Star Trek
[1:32:35] - Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
[1:37:31] - System Shock 2
[1:42:09] - Metro: Last Light
[1:46:52] - Next Gen Buyer's Guide
[1:51:48] - Fuse
[1:56:37] - Remember Me
[2:01:33] - E3 2013
[2:07:25] - The Last of Us
[2:12:14] - Deadpool
[2:17:16] - Animal Crossing: New Leaf
[2:22:13] - Ride To Hell: Retribution
[2:27:33] - Dark
[2:32:45] - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
[2:37:50] - Rise of the Triad
[2:42:46] - Papers, Please & Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
[2:47:44] - Pikmin 3
[2:52:39] - The Bureau XCOM Declassified
[2:57:42] - Saints Row 4
[3:02:53] - Killer Is Dead
[3:07:51] - Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs
[3:12:48] - Grand Theft Auto 5
[3:17:33] - Lost Planet 3
[3:22:27] - Beyond Two Souls
[3:27:30] - The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
[3:32:32] - Batman Arkham Origins
[3:37:42] - Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag
[3:42:38] - Call Of Duty: Ghosts
[3:47:28] - Exclusives Showdown
[3:52:45] - Ryse: Son Of Rome
[3:57:46] - Dead Rising 3
[4:02:27] - Super Mario 3D World
Thank you! 🎉🎉🎉
I'm only here because of Corporate Greed & Nostalgia...
Rest in peace felman another death in 2018
incredibly based. i saw on the zero punctuation wikipedia page that the edited papers, please review had to be edited over remarks some found offensive and that got me wondering whether the original exists or not. you're doing the world a real service, thanks for archiving!
Tbh "pantomime dames" is a funnier punchline and still gets the point across imo
If I forgot to thank you, Mr/Mrs Stale Memes, during one of the first 30 times I viewed this collection, please allow me to take this time to do just that. You are the man/woman. (Felman too)
Good on you for preserving these videos uncensored, as they're intended to be. All Yahtzee's ranting about censorship and how its bullshit in LDO, only for his own videos to be censored. Ain't that a kick in the head?
Fs in chat for everybody at 3:02:33 who had heart attacks as they tried to fall asleep
And when you're finally drifting back to sleep: 3:17:31
Haha, i'm so glad they're back.
This video is exactly 1 minute and 18 seconds shorter than the official Escapist version.
The Escapist intro is 7 seconds and the outro is 15 seconds. What on earth would be the remaining 56 seconds that's not here?
Some jokes are cut for sensor reasons.
@@bassfight2936 this video is the short one. Why would a fan compilation need to censor?
I expected an answer to this. Now I'm wondering about this conspiracy monkaS
@@malachichampionim guessing some of the announcements (merch sales, book releases, etc) are those weren’t included here.
Obviously it was all punctuation 😂
You’re back!
This isn't felman. I just re-uploaded the videos so people can watch them again.
Well, thanks not Felman. I do appreciate the efforts. I listen to these while sleeping and while at work.
@@stalememes6458 What happened to felman?
Felman uploaded a recent video discussing the situation with him and the zp videos
2013 might have been the peak of this entire series
2:44:19 Didn't see that coming.
Dont delete your copies dude. The compilations the Escapist channel, jokes about being gay, black people, and Schindlers List Easy Bake Oven are edited out...
Yeah the escapist compliations remove his old jokes and also shit on the point he made in his blood on the sand review
oh DARN. Whatever will you do?! You could try being a functioning adult who realizes that shit ain't funny?
@DenOfVipers oh darn humorless people are half the reason we are getting shit games TV etc
@@DenOfVipers look. i'm as "woke" as it gets and i find these jokes funny sometimes.
i hate bigots and am mystified by how someone's heart can become so rotten and shriveled. i never use Twitter, because it's full of extremist bullshit (from both far-right and far-left). i am myself African American, *and* a neurodivergent to boot. i like some anime and cartoons, and i don't even have any beef with furries.
i'm probably as "woke" and "progressive" as it gets. however, even *i* find these jokes funny, sometimes. maybe you should just lighten up and realize that offensive humor *isn't* only enjoyed strictly by Nazis? IDK
@@DenOfVipersif "this shit ain't funny," what are you even doing here?
You should put these on google drive so its easyer for ppl to download em
rain sounds for sleeping
3:50:32 yes I did make it that far. My man just doing the Doctor Who theme here? Makes me wonder why you haven't reviewed any Doctor Who games yet, Edge of Time was pretty good
32:00 don’t mind me just leaving a timestamp so I can jump to other peoples time stamps and see what they’re talking about
SpunkGargleWeeWee sounds like an adult themed game
For some reason the vids in the link have different audio quality compared to the ones uploaded here. either that or MHC is just taking the piss, but i could seriously do without yathzee's voice stabbing my eardrums
Yo Stale Memes/Felman are you gonna add 2018 First Half to the download link?
Yep, it's expected before the week
@@stalememes6458 Legend 😘
Around 2:44:30 i notice a script change. ...I wonder which was the original? (A line from Brothers, about ‘single player co-op."
I remember the line as "Pantomime Dames" instead of "pre-op transexuals".
@@sarahmarshall8601 Actualy pre-op transsexuals is the original line. It got taken out and replaced with pantomime dames, because someone in the Escapist's upper management was worried the original line came off as transphobic. Which it's not. Since boinking trans women, even pre-op and non-op trans women, if you're a guy, isn't gay. Unless the guy doing it is doing it because he's gay, in the closet, and using pre-op/non-op trans women as a means of denial for his gayness. Which would be shitty of that guy to do, but making that situation the but of a joke isn't transphobic on Yahtzee's part. It's an oddly relatable situation that will make a lot of us trans gals(and quite a few trans guys) laugh. Plus it was a really apt comparison. Since a game that's single player coop existing and a guy whose not gay liking pre-op/non-op trans women are conceptually similar and technically correct in the cases described.
@@natsume-hime2473 Afaik it was Yahtzee himself who decided to change that particular line (though some other jokes were changed by The Escapist for compilations/reuploads for RUclips-algorithm-purposes)
1:27:45
w o n k
So will you be making the second half of 2018?
Yep
Orange Nerd Crowbar.
Yellow Critic Metaphor
Dirty-grey flying-lizard Spelunker.
Oh good they're back. This felman again?
Nope, I just reuploaded these after they were taken down
Why were they taken down in the first place?
So then... Lara croft is a Mary Sue?
I like ice cream.
The amount of seals and sea lions on earth is currently increasing
@@luciusarkensaw264 My favorite fighter jet is the Su-47 Berkut from Russia.
I fear dolphins.
We can skip the wedding
Have a nice dream
She only let you stick the head in
"... and starts doing impressions of people with Palsy"
dammit Yahtzee, stop being prophetic about the Trump administration already.
Stop Yahtzee you prophesied the current regime... and the party...
3:40:31
Never realized how bitchy the Deadspace 3 review was 💀 I mean yeah it was one of EA driest turds and a rough ending to a so-so franchise but come on. The gameplay itself was fun. And it had plenty of “oh shit what the fuck” moments.
3:03:40
you’ll thank me later.
Okay tbh with the bow in crysis you weren't able to be invisible before in history so if you could be invisible and use the bow effectively hell yeah that and a few knifes could clear a camp with a one person army
We have these things, they're called silencers. With one of those, a handgun and a few spare clips an invisible guy could do the same thing - only, you know, without lugging around a bow and a quiver of arrows.
@@eviljesus84 a silencer is more than a rat sneezing, it's still kinda loud to some extent
@@zmanattacksyou I'm actually aware of this, but if you're close enough to someone else that they can hear silenced gunshots, you're likely close enough for them to notice their mate being skewered with an arrow and toppling to the ground. Which doesn't even get into the necessary insta-kill accuracy, so that the target themselves doesn't make a ruckus - in either weapon's case really, though it is easier to aim a pistol, than a bow.
@@eviljesus84 Alright yeah, that makes sense to me