Every 2017 Zero Punctuation With No Punctuation
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Watch Yahtzee's Best, Worst and Blandest of 2019 early at the link: www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019-best-worst-and-blandest-zero-punctuation/
Is yahtzee going to do a Top 5s list for the 2010s?
@@iainrickwood2623 He is doing something for the decade, yes.
@@theescapist brilliant, thx for the reply
SPOILER ALERT: I knew Contra would be the Number 1 worst game of 2019 because Konami is the EA of Japan!
@@qreeves who cares?
"My goodness, my glass house is sparkling delightfully in the morning sun...what a nice day to engage in my hobby of projectile mineralogy."
What a way to start the decade.
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There is an end credits slide at 1:43:25 and now my immersion is broken.
yonder aka fallout valley or stardew out 4
1:36:42
What better way to start the decade then with a compilation of videos made 2 years ago .
It's also mistitled one year later than the actual video
No it is
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@@SpectraPrime it's not, it just starts with the with 2016's best, worst and blandest games
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Alright, time to play “Go to a random time and quote the video!”
I got:
“Experimentation is good; it’s how we learn! How else would you know that you get sexually aroused from packing peanut butter in a dolphin’s blowhole?
Truly important information right there.
Bantorain 93R “why that lady gave birth at the end”
that's easy, purely because he's so quotable "Kill the whores" "Alright, quit fussing!"
I got "fuck the surge, fuck deck 13, and fuck anyone who likes it"
"How else would you know you get sexually aroused from packing peanut butter into a dolphin's blowhole?"
Me, lying to myself - "I'm gonna do productive today!!!"
Sees 4 hours of yahtzee drop - "Aaaw, darn. Well maybe tomorrow."
Ain't that some truth...
You have more than 4 hours in the day.
@@NoobsDeSroobs I mean yeah, but you start with one 4 hour video, then its another, then another, last thing you know its been a week and your family think your dead
@@jacobjerue9701 You assume that the viewer either has not seen the previous ones, or that rewatching is fine. I didn't include that, but yea. I see whay you mean.
@@NoobsDeSroobs fair point
Ahoy y'all, and happy new year 2020 !
As always, here's a table of timecodes for your convenience
@@thecrabmaestro564 Yes yes YES ! All right ! I had computer problems ... Christ. :'O
Awww shit now I have to finish the 2019 too oh fuckfuckfuckfuck
Thanks mate
@@takuansoho5836 doing gods work, mate. 'Preciate ya, bud.
The hero we don't deserve
I’m
Love how theres so many of these now by the time i finish them i already forgot the early ones so i just keep looping
Still doing this.
The experience of watching these is vastly improved by kaleidoscope glasses
Yay! We can now listen to 44 hours of Yahtzee without any punctuation. Best new years gift ever!
Neat, some fresh sounds to fall asleep to!
Was the HZD review the first time Yahtzee admitted "It's not the game, it's me."
Maybe, I know he admitted to feeling that way about Ori and the Blind forest / will of the wisps. He knows it’s good he just doesn’t understand why it makes him so angry
I like to imagine that these compilations are just Yahtzee talking about games he's played for hour-long rants
Can we just stop and appreciate that this man has been making this amazing series for nigh on 13 years now!
I love it
It makes me feel warm and safe 😊
this comment... aged...
My favorite joke in this probably is Mario going "suffer-a me now!"
My favorite, is Yahtzee yelling "Dotty Twats" at dice.
56:44
9S, when spelled phonetically, sounds similar to the Latin phrase "non esse"
Which means "not to be"
Ah yes, but in spanish it means "not friend" so...yeah...that's something right?
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Probably the most subtle the writers ever managed to be
You know, with someone like Yoko Taro in charge of Nier Automata, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what he was going for.
I heard it was because 9S sounds like "nice ass" wich is something you would think of 2B
it took me until the hillary clinton campaign joke to realize the Let It Die segment wasn't just some tangent of the "best/worst games" list
49:40
In case anyone watching this video isn’t aware, Yahtzee’s book is really good; get the audiobook, Yahtzee’s performance is excellent.
The first book he wrote was pretty good. I think it was called Mogworld?
It's been a long time but something about it stuck with me.
@@sebastianvelcro I really liked jam, and snarky prick that was travis. Also i believe he worked on the MOG World video game in that book.
Ive binged the other gigantic compilations of the year, so glad to know I have another to watch lol
Well, this is the last one. :D
Back with the whole randomly skipping thing, and this time we have a pair of giant hands saying "stop reading things" while pointing at an imp in a Viking helmet lying next to a trash can full of books.
Mine was an Englishman giving a Japanese man a lobotomy with a pickaxe
Let's celebrate 2020 by binging 4 hours of content from 2017.
Looking back and seeing that there's not much to celebrate:
.....Well then....
Let's celebrate to let's cope.
A much less shit year...
I love the sneaky Calvin and hobbes g.r.o.s.s. reference in the injustice 2 review. Calvin and hobbes was my childhood
And that's the full set! I have my bedtime listening now...
Incorrect, now they have to make a 2019 compilation. Because they waited until 2020 to "finish"
@@devonstallard1865 this would be the last video of the 2019 compilation so I wouldn't expect that to be done yet. They had previously done 2018 before 2017 so the collection had a gap. They are now caught up with past years. Full collection.
Sleep well tonight guys ❤
All right let's play our little game find a random timestamp and see what random image we get
Mine was Ubisoft and Nintendo talking with Far Cry 4 and Assassin's Creed Unity in background while a dog with a castle for a face is in the and Ubisoft is snorting a tower
Hellblade doesn't erase your game, it just tells you it will. Never happened untill the story requires the corruption to take over
I wish it had deleted the game… a terrible, overwrought, melodramatic slog. Stands as an example of bad game design for the ages. Ludonarrative dissonance off the charts.
@cmck1777 if slower, more story driven games are not your style, go play Overwatch or CoD or something similar. Saying something shouldn't exist because you didn't personally have fun or get to shoot the bad people is kinda childish and naive. Not every game is made for you or me or anyone.
@@CenturionOfficial Tell me how the combat in that game elevated the themes central to the plot? Or the overall message of the game? I don’t mean the inclusion of combat in the abstract I mean the specific mechanics of Senua’s Sacrifice’s combat - dodging and attacking semi-rhythmically in a closed off arena wearing enemies down until you can do an execution move on them - how does this serve the game?
@@CenturionOfficialSmack that straw man!
@@DoppeD it's not a straw man to simply reply to what he said. He said it should have deleted the game because he didn't have fun with it. How is my response a strawman when it's directly responding to what was specifically said?
Yahtzee has a lovely deadpan voice. Like it's weirdly calming???
Only his voice can maintain that pace and not sound alarming
I literally fall asleep to it
lmao @ 9:06 "hack hackard" being an obvious reference to "Jack Packard" who Yahtzee now regularly works & streams with, what a happy coincidence.
Oh wow. I had no idea I was spending 4 hours a year on these.
Not counting reruns
At least.
They edit these big compilations, so it's probably a decent bit more. Not another hour or anything, but they cut jokes from these versions. Also, you only watch them once each? Weird...
Wanna play the Zero Punctuation drinking game? Its easy, take a drink every time Yahtzee swears, says something related to sex or masturbation, and take a drink when Yahtzee's character is behind his desk. Good fucking luck remaining sentient afterwards.
You'll be dead 20 minutes in.
5:30 he did patched something better in later .
46:23
Remember the time yahtz said Breath of the Wild was "most definitely a more advisable purchase" for the wii u?
I remember 😂
His reasons still hold up, save for the Switch not having games.
I disagree with him now and would have disagreed with him at the time (if I watched his review at the time), too, but he does give good reasons.
Beautiful moment where Yahtzee's going on about terrible thing in sonic forces and it cuts to a raid advert without breaking the flow....
Open video.
Find random point to skip too.
Water balloons filled with gravy explode.
Exciting! I have all of these as a playlist for my work/commute. Better than any ppdcast.
I think I might've stumbled upon one of the most greatest thing in life.. you're brilliant!!!
Yatzee's voice is one of the few things that can pull me out of an anxiety attack.
Love those compilations!
Saskia-Mae Kuczer ironically, the sound of Yatzee’s voice probably puts a lot of game industries *into* an anxiety attack
His voice helps put me to sleep as well. That and his yellow backgrounds make my eyes heavy whenever i need sleep.
1:18:40 They didn’t remove the ZP logo for one frame.
Six months later, this video is the best thing to happen in 2020.
Well I hope you enjoyed it before the world went to even more shit three years later…
I actually got that Borg reference ... And I never seen that episode! You planting memories in my head?!
You click on a video and find four hours of Yahtzee rambling about video games.
*WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS*
55: 09 - "Maybe we're all just sequels in this great disappointingly long-running franchise we call life".
2:24:22 Mario 64 is actually well aged from a gameplay perspective, I’ve never touched an N64 until recently and the only game for it was Mario 64- the graphics aside (3D didn’t look and doesn’t look good if it’s from the 90s or early 2000s) I liked it more than most modern games I’ve played. Mario controls really well and it’s a fun game overall, plenty to explore and it’s the best execution of “do what you want as a player” because most stars are available to you from the start if you know what you’re doing.
I’m only 16 so the most I’ve seen out of the gaming industry is the tired old and boring tropes pushed by Ubisoft, EA, and Activision.
The rare good titles nowadays come from Valve or some indie developers.
As a person who was a kid when mario 64 came out. It's still a fun game that pioneered the 3d platformer. But everyone needs to remember that every game since had added quality of life improvements.
Also goldeneye is still fun to play, but oh dear God has that game aged horribly. Graphics aren't everything, but that game has enemies firing at u from behind fog and poor resolution
I've been binging these all the way back to the 2007 one and I finally realized the issue with Yahtzee that he himself clearly learned years ago: he's always going to have a warped perspective because A) he resents games that he can't speed through in a weekend to get his review out and B) because unlike us, he HAS to play everything that comes out, he in turn will compare every game to every other game. How many Metroidvania games have YOU played lately? Because he seemed to have played every one that exists
But this means that if he recommends something it stands out as particularly good. Like, he grudgingly called Guacamelee "quite good" and for someone like me, who's only played like 3 Metroidvania games ever, it was awesome! Also he doesn't exclusively like short games - he liked Stardew Valley, and that's incredibly long.
disagree with point A tbh
He resents games that waste his time unnecessarily more than ones he can't just speed through. Need I remind you of his intense love of Dark Souls and his fondess for Persona?
It may be just because I'm a dumb American, but every time Yahtzee says, "Rugby scrum" I chuckle...
The no man's sky joke coming in strong years later.
i'd like to see a zero punctuation but only the punctuation
2:32:52 You can hear the mouse clip to go to the next part of the script
I just now realized he is quickly counting the hit man games before saying the total 😂
Watching these over multiple times had me notice Yahtzee has a thing for mating with cows.
I enjoy his videos regardless. Haha.
I think the cow thing is a Harvest Moon reference
LOL, maybe I've been watching these on repeat too much, but he also seems to have a thing about "Randy Stallions"...
i wonder if Yahtzee's new book is out yet
I know they are the first video of the year, but I’d prefer if the rankings were at the end of the year that they summarize
Same, makes way more sense
2B or jot 2B?
A2, Brutus?
And onto the first day of the new decade, we review the spectacles and failures of the game industry in 2017 with our favorite 2D game critic. Here's to seeing him dissect this year's new batch of test subjects.
A four hour Zero Punctuation video? “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?”
Another compilation to help me go to sleep.
Oh wow, they even kept the sponsored stuff from the original videos lol
When are we gonna get the 2019 mashup?
I think the Escapist is trying to get me to buy a copy of "Will Save The Galaxy For Food." But the joke's on them, I have fuck all money.
Ok.... you kinda got the wrong thing here. I think you meant to post the 2019 compilation.
That one arrives at the end of the month.
Escapist end of January?
@@thomasdr08 well that is the end of the month
Escapist Ok, cool, but why did you wait? I’m not annoyed or anything, but I can’t help but feel it was an opportunity missed. Like dropping the newest compilation on New Year’s Day...
Yahtzee:" You were you mysterious wall designer person with whom I find a strange kinship as I gaze upon your work?" ...sorry dude, nearly repeated patterns are totally someone throwing fractals up on walls. Cause they are hella easy to program, and look good with almost zero actual fucking work.
Still that doesn't give us the name of who did it.
Useless explanation much?
Still doesn't change Destiny 2 from being a boring game, even programmed patterns are more exciting
I was just thinking I should check if escapist planned to blow my new year away with a solid video drop.
Another Year, Another ZP Binge! Thank you kindly Escapist/Yhatzee
I must say I do prefer lampposts held up by lollipop sticks to trees held up by adamantium.
Are you going to patch in your word play for no man's sky since the game has been "fixed"
1:54:10 well that really came back around didn’t it
KNACK 2 BAYBEEEE
cant wait to see what they censored this time
I actually loved the salty "RUclips" dubs in the Void Bastards review and I was kind of disappointed when they removed them.
Heads up Escapist. RUclips's algorithm deliberately hates Zero Punctuation.
I've been watching individual episodes, hoping the recommended videos would keep a good theme between episodes, and NEVER after DOZENS of videos watched has the next recommended video been another ZP or Escapist video! Rendering "Autoplay" worthless!
Consistently Cinemassacre or Red Letter Media, but never ever ZP/Escapist.
Just figured I'd point out RUclips is a bastard.
Oh look! My next recommended video's Last Week Tonight. What a twist!
My next recommended videos have all been Nostalgia Critic.
I’ve had a fuckton of ZP, though. Try deleting some things from your watch history and auto-tagged search settings.
@@Bantorain93R I don't know. I've even unsubscribed to the other channels, and STILL the next video suggested's never an Escapist one!
Makes Autoplay worthless!
I'm usually listening to these driving/working and can't mess with my phone after each video.
@@JohnnyBurnes I had that with CircleToonsHD. I watched a playlist and made sure to Like every video. Now I get it in my recommend
The 5 minutes of a middle aged man swearing about videogames every week might be unironically my reason of not ending it all.
Yahtzee if you are reading this, I hate you for preventing me the bliss of nonexistance.
Aight
Middle Aged might be a bit extreme lol
Are you ok
Are you still there
Elegiac, thanks for the expanded vocabulary.
1:48:28 and then Joker came out, lmao
Yay! That's my next four hours of grinding in WoW taken care of!
Thinking about Mass Effect: Andromedia I appreciate how much more wasted potential it truly had. Instead of colonization of a new galaxy that is already populated by intelligent, space faring peoples, why wasn't ME:A about the eventual collision of the Milky Way & Andromeda galaxies? Empires, trade routes, and technologies will require loads of sci-fi politicking to consolidate, and with no lack of posturing between races which could lead to laser fights. Think reverse Brexit.
But no, that'd be way too fucking interesting for BioWare anymore.
01:30:06 ---> Surprise Swearing
01:36:26 ---> Bible Verses
02:46:27 ---> Riddles
25:59 As a dem, I'm not offended in any way, that's just true.
Velum, from which good maps were made from, cost a lot of time to produce.
"A city management sim featuring Crash Bandicoot and Pyramid-Head"
I would play the hell outta that game.
40:02 it sounds like he said "foreigner"
@@MajorasWrath1 ah I see.
Is yahtzee's voice different? I watched 2018 right before this one. And I swear it's a different voice.
But like only during the beginning, the 5/5/5 part.
It'd be funny if they actually patched in a better joke for that No Man's Sky bit
Oh if you watch enough of these, it's not just cows. There's the dolphin phase, I think all that happened before the wife and child, maybe it's still going on.
I think Yatzhee's whole life is a dolphin phase
He had a thing for giraffes for a while too
RIP ZP
44:00 "Armored person who goes rawr a lot"
Or Jormungundr, unarmored crackhead who screams rawr a lot more.
I'm amazed that every time I take a drink I manage to get hit with a banger of a joke
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I watch these to quickly come down trips
I love how Yahtzee is about to crack up at the Chihuahua in a wheelchair bit! Lol
When aboots?
@@GreaserMan at the end of the best, worst and blandest of 2016. It was about Homefront: The Revolution.
Hope everything’s okay with you down under Yahtz
Oh really? When did that happen?
@@louis_okay Yahtzee moved to the USA like over 3 years ago dood
@@VanessaMagick yeah it's a bummer, I loved his occasional cracks about Brisbane and Australian politics
With Kings and counsellors of the Earth
In the Stick of Truth review Yahtzee says “since my last circumcision” which makes it sound like he’s had or is going to have multiple, which makes me wonder just how many rocket ships he has...
Its a shame this'll be the last compilation of ZP videos for quite sometime.
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2:00:55 Why is Yahtzee always so goddamn right?!
Betrayal.