Zero Punctuation Collection First Half of 2015
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This is a reupload of collection videos that have been taken down. Luckily is saved them and since people really want them back, I decided to upload them. If zp or some escapists stuff want the videos taken down, I'll have to sadly take them down. So Idk how long these will stay up, so If I were you, I might want to download the videos. I understand it takes up a lot of space so I don't recommend it.
Link: yadi.sk/d/uqKW... 
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Felmans legacy lives on
Thanks, now i can watch these while staying on my moral high ground about not giving the new escapist my eyes.
what’s the problem with the escapist?
@@JebediahCrinkleBoots A while back, management changed hands and fired a bunch of people. Everyone else quit in solidarity. They've opened their own channel again, so if you're looking for new Yahtzee content, now he's on Second Wind.
@@zapadap1328 ah, thank you! i had no idea. that really sucks
1:37:57
Ive noticed he mentions meth quite alot over the years. Yatzee I'm proud you're a true Queenslander
I listen to these maybe too much.
Too bad the Escapist edits these old episodes in the collections they put out....
I could deal with the edits (They're ridiculous but what can ya do), but the fact that they DONT cut out the plugs for his book or whatever else he talks about with the exact same couple sentences for 25 videos in a row is absolutely unacceptable
Hopefully these go under the radar long enough for people to download them. I think my problem is that I just got too big to ignore.
I've put links down in the description for people to download
Btw, hope your feeling better about the events October - November, you've been a true help to everyone with these videos.
@@stalememes6458 I'm still alive so a bit disappointed that my hired killer hasn't offed me yet :( People just continue to disappoint me with each passing day.
Hey, we still really appreciate it. Do you still have the A-Z ones? I really liked those, since you could hear all the AC or Uncharted games in order and hear how his attitude changes over time.
Maybe we should have multiple accounts upload a few each of these and have them all in a playlist
Including those A-Z ones Cassidy mentioned, that sounds awesome
I miss your alphabetical videos those were my favorite
Thank you for your work, I just play these on my headphones while I'm at work, make the day fly by
🤔does having sex with conjoined twins count as a three-some?
(These are copied from the official video so the timestamps might be a bit off)
00:00 Yahtzee 2014 Hits & Shits with incomfortable noises
between
04:53 The Talos Principle
09:36 Elite Dangerous
14:18 Five Nights at Freddy's
17:04 This War of Mine
18:56 Lords of the Fallen
23:26 Saints Row IV (4) (like four)
27:55 Dying Light
32:33 Grim Fandango Remastered
37:01 Evolve
41:31 The Order 1886
46:26 Zelda Majora's Mask
51:01 Resident Evil 2 Revelations
55:30 Hotline Miami 2
57:50 Ori & The Blind Forest
01:00:221 Battlefield Hardline
01:05:16 Bloodborne
01:10:13 Half-Life 2
01:15:00 Axiom Verge
01:17:58 Stealth Inc. 2
01:19:59 Mortal Kombat X
01:25:03 GTA V Online
01:29:48 Broken Age
01:34:46 Wolfenstein The Old Blood
01:40:00 Dex
01:43:08 Invisible Inc.
01:45:05 The Witcher 3 (on PS4 1) (0, 2ธ5) By Jove!
01:49:56 Splatoon
01:55:06 Hatred
02:00:04 E3
02:05:22 Alone in the Dark Illumination
02:10:28 Batman Arkham Knight
02:15:41 Yoshi's Wooly World
02:20:36 Cave Story
02:25:26 Godzilla
02:30:05 Rocket League
02:32:29 Tembo the Badass Elephant
02:34:42 King's Quest
02:39:20 Nom nom Galaxy
02:41:35 Freedom Planet
02:44:08 Everybody's Gone to the Rapture
02:48:55 Volume
Praise the Staleness! I appreciate the reuploads. I love ZP and Yahtzee but one long playlist I keep having to tab back over to in order to skip the intro music is a bitch, and this makes it easier to listen to these in the background.
"Same basic story, restore light, banish dark, the same emotional weight of when I launder my tea towels." This made me crack up for some reason.
Bro thank you so much for the link to all the videos 🙏🏼
God, how I wished I had watched that E3 episode before ever buying Fallout 4. But I was lured in by the hope of them learning something after New Vegas showed how to shore up F3's problems...
What ever gave you any indication that Bethesda isn't run by a bunch of horseshoe crabs? The slop they dish up could certainly be made by a horde of crustaceans.
@@raina8334 I thought F3 had elements of promise to it. It had huge problems with setting, world building, combat, story, skill use, and a bunch of other issues, but there were these moments where they at least tried to be a little dark or a little complex that made me think they could do it if given some guidance.
Then New Vegas was pretty much the original creators handing a spreadsheet of "how to blend our setting and your approach to great effect". I thought, even if it wasn't a great game, that they might take the lesson on RPGs (that they've had problems with since their RPG lead left) and make something actually decent for Fallout 4.
That, of course, would not be an accurate portrayal of what they took from New Vegas. At the *most* generous they though the game meant they needed 4 factions and overhauls to systems and dialogue. Granted their 4 factions are contrived, shallow, and missing the point of their presence, and those overhauls ranged from shit to mediocre in application.
Thank you for these. It is nice to indulge on them all without having to click on 50 or more videos.
Nathan Williamson or listening to the obnoxiously loud intro over and over every 5 minutes
@@ohsweatbret Lawl, right-o! I specifically tapped on this comment thread to reply with that very sentiment. I'm so practiced at avoiding the intro/outro (and have listened to all of these compilations *way* too many times) that I've become pretty damn good at recognizing Yahtzee's closing remarks on even new videos - just so I can buzzer-beat the pause button before it smash-cuts to the devastating decibels of discordant dogshit denouement. (It's not actually all that bad, musically - I'm obviously just trying (too hard) to pull a Yahtzee there - but nevertheless, repetition can sure breed some serious contempt.) I think most of all, I just wish he could have stuck with his routine from the early days of utilizing relevant-ish songs for the intro/outro. I know copyright BS probably took that option off the table but still sad to see it go - it'd be great if he could include in the video's description the names of the tracks he *would* have used for the intro/outro, were it not for copyright BS - but that's beyond "pie-in-the-sky" (more like "peace-in-the-middle-east" or "getting-Apple-onboard-with-USB-C").
I will say, my go-to move for the intro - reflexively double-tapping for that sweet 10-second skip - is sometimes thwarted by the rare videos in which, for some reason, the intro is just a few brief seconds of the title card and then right into the review. Or those videos where the first 5-10 seconds are of him plugging his books/merch and then the intro theme plays - so I have to double-double-tap for the 20-second skip, and that's where things get a bit messy because now it's suddenly all sensitive and I'll end up accidentally over-shooting it, only to then backtrack 20 seconds instead of 10 and at that point I just give up, resigning myself to the reality of my suffering.
Having said that, sometimes I'll watch the outro just to catch the end card jokes - those can be pretty funny. And every now and again, the little character vignettes in the bottom-left during the outro will be worth a good chuckle, too - I recommend the one from his XCOM review.
Hey you. Yeah you, Stale Memes. You are a beautiful human being~
“You’re not special anymore, Useless !” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Galahad: Noooooo I won’t kill people!
Also Galahad: ha ha steampunk weapons go brrrr
More combinations in a deck of cards then their are atoms in the universe ... Am I stupid of dose anyone else get really confused by that sentence.
Aparently the deck of card combinations consists of a number with 68 digits, more than the amount of atoms in the universe
I won’t do it with cards, I’ll just do it with 1-4. You would multiply 4*3*2*1 = 24 combinationsx. But you would be doing this with 52 playing cards so that would be 52 factorial written as “52!” Which is 52*51*50*49*48*47 and so on all the way down to *1 and that equals to 8.0658^67 or 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000
All hail the Memes of Stale
2:42:00 I get it.
Ha zarniwhoop
Could somebody explain the "Silent Quarry" joke to me? 2:05:07
Tristan Hussey I loved the visual metaphor he used, but a Quarry is the opposite of a hill. It's a Silent Hill reference.
So, I'm doing the dishes while watching (having seen all the individual counterparts) and I catch a glimpse of 01:47:20, at which point I had to double-back thinking to myself, "Is that David Bowie?" (in Yahtzee's signature accent, no less) only to realize that no, no it was decidedly *not* David Bowie.
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reviewbrah
I just tapped the middle of the time bar on the video so I could casually go to sleep listening to ZP and it landed exactly on the N word, it made me so happy
These are randomised from different years.
sure?
Nope they are in release order from Jan 2015 to the end of June 2015, hence the title... why do you believe otherwise?
@@MUSE_Maki Right!?
If you don't want your videos taken down maybe don't steal content.
I'm not and will never profit off of these videos and if there are ads on them later, it will be from The Escapist (I emailed them if they'd like to claim the videos but haven't gotten a response) Ig you mean stealing from Felman, he's stated he stopped the videos and I'm just re-uploading them and continuing making them since they won't be made anymore.
@@stalememes6458 I clicked on your malware link.. how worried should i be ?
@@stalememes6458 OK i read your reply, and realized i don't really care that much. Yahtzee is a grown man, he doesn't need me to defend him.. And do please let me know if i should worry about clicking the link in the description :).
Steal? There's no ads.
@@stalememes6458 please refrain from feeding the troll dude.