Becoming A MILLIONAIRE Truck Driver EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game w/ Exploits

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Welcome to Euro Truck Simulator 2 a perfectly balanced trucking simulator game where you the player rp a truck driver who is trying to start their own trucking company with lots of employees generating millions for us in profits! No longer do you need to be a silicon valley technology entrepreneur to make millions instead you just need to be nigel a 60 year old bloke with a truck and a dream of one day becoming a millionaire truck driver. Of course the most efficient way to make a million as a truck driver is not to drive trucks! Instead it is best to exploit the game to time travel with a classic video game exploit of fast travelling between two of our garages.
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this adventure to see if Euro Truck Sim 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if everything is broken by the fact you can become a millionaire without even driving your truck!!! What a strange challenge this will be!
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    Title: Becoming A MILLIONAIRE Truck Driver EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game w/ Exploits
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  • @ColtKiller818
    @ColtKiller818 4 года назад +4688

    "If you don't have the money to pay off one loan, all you have to do is take out another loan to cover it." My man, you have a bright future in corporate finance.

    • @Yomom12388
      @Yomom12388 4 года назад +261

      I had the exact same thought. He put up “NOT ACTUAL FINANCIAL ADVICE” as if corporate entities don’t live and die based on their ability to pay off a constant mountain of debt. Either that or they just suck the coffers dry and declare bankruptcy, giggling all the way to the bank.

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 3 года назад +96

      In fairness, depending on the financing, that *could* be reasonable. If you're just a bit shy of blasting what's left a big ol' loan to dust, taking out a little loan with far lower interest on it (due to the much lower principal) to strike the big loan down before you have to pay another month's interest on it could indeed save a chunk of change. Even more reasonable if your income stream is thicc enough that you sweep the small loan aside with your a small portion of your next payout. Done right, you save an entire interest payment on the big loan and lose literally no money from the small loan if you wipe it before a payment is due.

    • @CNSninja
      @CNSninja 3 года назад +42

      It's actually a very viable way to save yourself money and bad credit under certain circumstances. Yes, taking a loan to pay a prior loan still leaves you with debt, but a loan is much more than just debt..
      When you take a loan there's always interest, or debt that gets added to your total debt over time and interest often increases over time, and even if your interest rate is "locked" then the longer it takes you to pay off a loan the worse it can be for your credit. Time is often a very important factor in loans, so taking a second loan to get a prior loan paid off now instead of in 3, 4, 5, 10 etc years down the road can actually be a good move as long as you're responsible, know exactly what you're doing, have considered the math, and as long as you're not constantly doing it like as a way to try and escape from debt.

    • @hecatommyriagon655
      @hecatommyriagon655 3 года назад +24

      That's no joke! We have this TV program in my country, which translates to "The Luxury Trap". Where people who have really screwed themselves over economically, get help to sort it out. People regularly actually DO this, except with credit cards and short loans. People are idiots.

    • @williamvargas5223
      @williamvargas5223 3 года назад +7

      He can be the brazilian president

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 3 года назад +1163

    Playing the unofficial multiplayer mod overwrote the date on my single player savefile with the date on the server. The server was ahead about 15 years, so when I continued my single player game I suddenly got a never ending stream of transactions from employees paying out 15 years worth of work. I was sitting on hundreds of millions of euros, lol.

    • @cr4his
      @cr4his 2 года назад +102

      The amount of ear pain this caused is probably uncountable.

    • @TylerCMilligan
      @TylerCMilligan 2 года назад +35

      I used to do this when I had to make a new MP save. Id work until the 500k loan and buy some trucks. Then load into MP with millions.

    • @milosstojanovic4623
      @milosstojanovic4623 Год назад +13

      You managed to experience time dilatation anomaly :P

  • @casvandijck9338
    @casvandijck9338 Год назад +630

    Spiff: *takes one of the three trucks, leaving the third driver to hang drying*
    Also Spiff: *calls the third driver a potato*

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter Год назад +30

      100% accurate company owner behavior

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml Год назад +12

      Unrealistic employee behaviour though - who would actually complain about, let alone quit over getting paid without actually having to work? 😂

    • @Jovan-cw4kk
      @Jovan-cw4kk 8 месяцев назад

      Cause he was not in shadow wizard money gang

    • @springpurse
      @springpurse 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Wolf-ln1ml In Euro Truck Simulator, drivers get paid a standard fee per delivery, plus some amount per kilometer, so drivers won't get paid unless they have a truck to do jobs

  • @smouseemice26
    @smouseemice26 3 года назад +3583

    "Who in their right mind would play this game?"
    Me with over 700 hours: *nervous sweating*

    • @CraftyWitch1990
      @CraftyWitch1990 3 года назад +146

      700? Rookie numbers xD i hit 4000 a couple weeks ago

    • @alexandermckenzie2796
      @alexandermckenzie2796 3 года назад +93

      Me with 400 hours: Slightly less nervous sweating but still pretty worrying

    • @liviumihai2144
      @liviumihai2144 3 года назад +31

      @@CraftyWitch1990 better be a driver irl

    • @I_hu85ghjo
      @I_hu85ghjo 3 года назад +17

      @@alexandermckenzie2796 np, Iberia will pump up the numbers

    • @truefailure6359
      @truefailure6359 3 года назад +41

      For some reason, despite having never played this game, I could totally understand how this could be a time sink for some people.

  • @LegionnaireScout
    @LegionnaireScout 4 года назад +916

    As a profesional truck driver let me tell you a story, I once finished my shift in a tire Factory, there was a colleague of mine already there, so I went to knock on him whats he up to, he was playing on his notebook eurotruck simulator, some people live it to the maximum I guess

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 4 года назад +166

      Peak trucking

    • @lukegamel7131
      @lukegamel7131 4 года назад +102

      The only thing that would be better is if the character could play a game where they drive a truck. That way you could be a truck driver that plays euro truck simulator whose character plays a trucking game. Truckception.

    • @RiverRapids
      @RiverRapids 4 года назад +66

      @Chrysostomos Being a professional anything just means it's your job, not that you're amazing at it or anything

    • @Gamerboi99
      @Gamerboi99 4 года назад +18

      @@lukegamel7131 Just need a laptop in the back with American Truck Simulator's menu open.

    • @Alexplainow
      @Alexplainow 4 года назад +3

      @Chrysostomos well they kinda do

  • @paulmundt144
    @paulmundt144 3 года назад +759

    Starting as a truck driver in the UK right now could actually be a viable way to become a millionaire

    • @Luftmysza.
      @Luftmysza. 2 года назад +6

      Have u invented time travel?

    • @manhartlol6451
      @manhartlol6451 2 года назад +18

      @@Luftmysza. You dont need time travel, just find a job as truck driver lol. 10k per month is achievable with some experience :D

    • @babababababababab8363
      @babababababababab8363 Год назад +8

      Don't forget to buy a garage in Istanbul 💀

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. Год назад +3

      The biggest problem with being a truck driver is the amount those things cost to maintain, at least for the big ones here in the us even if you're bringing in $10k/month you could be spending half that or more maintaining the truck some months it's less but with how much repairs cost the big repairs bring the average up a lot, at least from my understanding they make good money but have to spend a huge amount on the truck upkeep itself

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml Год назад +5

      @@noodlelynoodle. Ever since I found out how the trucking industry works in the USA, I've been baffled... I mean, when you get a desk job as a programmer, do you also have to pay for your desk, chair, computer, A/C, ...? Or does your employer supply you with all of that as they do here in Europe - in which case, why is that different for truck drivers?

  • @andymitchell2146
    @andymitchell2146 4 года назад +713

    "If you can't pay off your loan, take out another loan to pay it"
    So a consolidation loan or balance transfer? Actual real-world finance is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits...

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 года назад +31

      @@HiddenRealm Smaller loans generally have to be paid off faster, so the monthly payments and interst are usually higher. So no, this doesn't really work.

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 4 года назад +13

      @@DeadlyDanDaMan not true, but it does get weirdly Specific.

    • @WraithMagus
      @WraithMagus 4 года назад +24

      It's called "refinancing". Any time interest rates drop, you start getting bombarded with ads to refinance your house mortgage. That's literally all it is - getting a new loan with lower interest rates and then paying off the old loan with that money.

    • @ryopoto55
      @ryopoto55 4 года назад +8

      @FML TBF it's a fine little tip to someone just entered the adult server. Like me!

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 года назад +2

      @@DeadlyDanDaMan I didn't say it would. This whole joke is founded on bad financial statements made in a video game.
      This scenario works in theory IF you could find a situation for it to actually occur though. Of course, like you mentioned, it's not common.

  • @spaceghost0813
    @spaceghost0813 4 года назад +199

    Ferryman : "Excuse me sir, the ferry has arrived at your destination."
    Nigel : "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to come here, can you take me back?"
    Ferryman : " You've said that 30 times now...."

    • @Radnugget
      @Radnugget 3 года назад +8

      "You gettin' paid ain'tcha, take me again ferryman"

  • @ghostpeel
    @ghostpeel 3 года назад +2807

    „This is the optional speed boost junction pro tip”
    *enters junction at 64mph, leaves at 62*

    • @TroyVan6654
      @TroyVan6654 3 года назад +95

      But he went faster in the junction, covering the distance in less time.

    • @metallicarabbit
      @metallicarabbit 2 года назад +170

      @@TroyVan6654 no time is saved since the roads are sloped meaning the stretch of road is longer than the freeway above

    • @demircan_demirbag
      @demircan_demirbag 2 года назад +65

      @@metallicarabbit I am a physics student. With some math magic you can show that he saved time. Long road does not imply more time.

    • @sav5127
      @sav5127 2 года назад +7

      @@demircan_demirbag vsauce has a great video on this but i cant remember what it is called

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 2 года назад +19

      It's right in the name; the speed boost is optional.

  • @Spacewizzard090
    @Spacewizzard090 4 года назад +621

    "You've just been dominated by Nigel's Party Bus" Possibly the most horrifying last thing to ever here as a murder victim.

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic 4 года назад +5

      H ear 👂

    • @sl1mp1k1nz9
      @sl1mp1k1nz9 4 года назад +1

      @@GazMatic hahahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @shadowknight7584
      @shadowknight7584 4 года назад

      Spacewizzard090 o god I just realized that

    • @coolmanboss5
      @coolmanboss5 4 года назад

      Dr. Gaz Matic it's here but ok boomer

    • @namelastname766
      @namelastname766 3 года назад

      @@coolmanboss5 a very nice joke

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +4423

    Ah yes. A millionaire-making simulator. These games always forget that you gotta start with 2 million dollars before you end up with a net worth of a million.

    • @Patrick-pz9ur
      @Patrick-pz9ur 4 года назад +61

      "Economics"

    • @briannalarsen127
      @briannalarsen127 4 года назад +33

      There is no way you don't use a like bot of some kind

    • @ChulioRCHulio
      @ChulioRCHulio 4 года назад +60

      "A small loan of a million dollars!" Can go many ways ;)

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 4 года назад +5

      @@ChulioRCHulio my response exactly to the 🍊🤡

    • @ggJin
      @ggJin 4 года назад +27

      @@briannalarsen127 He somehow gained a following from leaving comments on youtube videos wayyyy back

  • @Weendigo172
    @Weendigo172 3 года назад +76

    "This is kind of the ultimate exploit" *Sets up a profitable business which then runs itself*

  • @CarlosEduardo-jr6gh
    @CarlosEduardo-jr6gh 4 года назад +365

    Spiff: "a game for people with no friends, a game for people with no life"
    Also Spiff: 137 hours played in 2 weeks
    THAT'S MEANING HE PLAYED MORE THAN 8 HOURS PER DAY
    PROBABLY MORE THAN A REAL LIFE TRUCK DRIVER

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 4 года назад +30

      Haven't been to the Midwest of the US, have you?

    • @uhh741
      @uhh741 4 года назад +36

      really he has only played 59 hours of ETS2. that 137 hours in 2 weeks is all game activity not just ETS2, granted he is putting in almost 80 hours a week playing games, makes u wish you were a youtuber huh lol. I have 401 hours in ets2 lol game is fun, just jam out and drive.

    • @Montague38
      @Montague38 3 года назад +6

      Truck drivers do much more than 8 hrs a day!!

    • @johncook9548
      @johncook9548 3 года назад

      @@uhh741 I noticed this as well had to go back coz I though the played recently is higher than the actual play time 🤔😂

    • @BosmaRae
      @BosmaRae 2 года назад +4

      @@Montague38 DOT caps drivers at 11 hours in a 24 hour period after 10 consecutive hours off

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 4 года назад +772

    As a german: wrong side of the road? Excuse me? We are *literally* driving on the right side of the road :P

    • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
      @zensoredparagonbytes3985 4 года назад +40

      Brits drive on the right side, only it's the left side. Because they still use whips to encourage those horsepowers😂 you don't want upcoming drivers to get a whip in their eyes wouldn't you😂

    • @johnyjung392
      @johnyjung392 4 года назад +11

      @blackrave404 It's pounds, or something. Fun fact: pound = Pfund. Pfunden = kacken = Excreting feces ;)

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 4 года назад +3

      @blackrave404 You made me audibly laugh with that comment. 😅

    • @Masterrunescapeer
      @Masterrunescapeer 4 года назад +11

      @@zensoredparagonbytes3985 "Because they still use whips to encourage those horsepowers"
      No, that's the non British (colonies), British drive on the left-hand side as when on horse back you could pull the sword out and attack towards the right (dominant) side.
      Everyone else did right to left as then the carriage driver can keep sight of the road while controlling the horse (as they sat on the right-hand side).

    • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
      @zensoredparagonbytes3985 4 года назад +3

      @@Masterrunescapeer that's what I said. They drive on the left side, which is the right side😂 it's all word play.
      I knew about the carriages. I didn't know about the sword habit. Thank you for the information

  • @ben9583_
    @ben9583_ 4 года назад +362

    25:36: "NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE"
    US Government: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 года назад +13

      If in trouble coup another democratically elected leader in the third world.

    • @Katt1n
      @Katt1n 4 года назад +3

      Don't you know? Governments are god entities that can do no wrong. Rules for thee but not for me.

    • @PiotrDzialak
      @PiotrDzialak 4 года назад +5

      who gives a f* abotu what US governemnt thinks, especially about trucking in Europe.

    • @PiotrDzialak
      @PiotrDzialak 4 года назад

      @Gustavo Octavio deCampos Dammit, US government interventions actually work :P

    • @christopherwood9009
      @christopherwood9009 4 года назад +1

      UK's government too, since covid

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 2 года назад +12

    Speed limiter off... Drive as fast as possible everywhere you go... Loading up on paid drivers then just teleporting back and forth...
    I've watched a lot of your videos, but this is the first one where I actually play the game the same way you do. :D

  • @rulerj6256
    @rulerj6256 3 года назад +31

    Spiffing Brit isn't even using exploits... he truly does love Euro Truck Simulator 2 like a wife

  • @94doodle
    @94doodle 4 года назад +46

    So he's not actually time traveling, just sitting in a haze while his company makes money for him...

  • @connerblank5069
    @connerblank5069 3 месяца назад +4

    "I'm going to show you a lovely exploit today!" Proceeds to become a completely ordinary capitalist.

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 3 года назад +15

    People: "Why would anyone play this?"
    Me: "It's...COMFY"

  • @thrownsofaraway9978
    @thrownsofaraway9978 4 года назад +90

    Him using freedom units caught me off guard just a bit. Also calling it a "truck" instead of a lorry... I am beginning to think he's a fraud and only pretends a be a brit with his whole "drink ya fuckin' tea" spiel.
    Edit: Well now I don't know... He did not hesitate to make fun of wales so maybe he is legit.

    • @danyael777
      @danyael777 3 года назад +1

      That also is a stereotype.^^

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton 3 года назад +13

      You do realize they use miles in the UK right? They're not completely metric.

    • @thrownsofaraway9978
      @thrownsofaraway9978 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnDCrafton You do realize that it's a joke right?

    • @JohnDCrafton
      @JohnDCrafton 3 года назад +15

      @@thrownsofaraway9978 You do realize jokes are supposed to be funny right?

    • @robertthomas4633
      @robertthomas4633 3 года назад +2

      @@JohnDCrafton I laughed.

  • @GeorgeG90
    @GeorgeG90 Год назад +2

    this is the youtuber way, however as a player u should never do that as u will waste alot of the early fun of building up your company. Some tips to follow for maximizing your fun per hour.
    1. Make world of trucks account and use that to do only world of trucks missions (requires personal truck).
    2. World of truck jobs have a blue timer instead of a normal ingame timer and the saving (synchronizing) saving makes ur vehicle crashes and flips upside down irreversible which enforces another layer of difficulty as there is "no going back" even if u reload. Tow service cancels mission.
    3. Take it slow, get max capacity for the first garage and fill it up with drivers/trucks. Keep buying loans, priority is to lvl up drivers as u do jobs urself.
    4. Help time pass faster with the legitimate way, which is by having the option to get tired enabled and when u need to sleep , sleep x3 times instead of once (maximum amount before it sais u are not tired anymore).
    ---It will take u tens of hours before u can have maxed out garage and 4-5 trucks n drivers (and alot of loans), without having to do game breaking "tricks" and will have a bigger appreciation of the game's progression. At this point u will be around 15 level character , which is also another limiting factor for getting the best trucks. This is the true vanilla "hard mode" without the need for mods to change economy.

  • @FileTypeJpeg
    @FileTypeJpeg 4 года назад +22

    i like how accurate this map is, in reality you drove straight through my house at one point.

  • @Randomness65535
    @Randomness65535 4 года назад +799

    >spiffing BRIT
    >says 'truck' instead of 'lorry'
    Disgusting

    • @PaveMentman
      @PaveMentman 4 года назад +35

      ---
      Well to be fair, some have made the distinction of trucks being the "road-trains" pulling the semi-trailers.
      Whereas "lorry / cargo-car" is anything that weighs more than 3,5-kilogram-tonnes, unless it's a bus or other special vehicle.
      ( at least that's how Finns tend to distinct between "rekka / combination-vehicle" and "kuorma-auto ).
      ---

    • @Randomness65535
      @Randomness65535 4 года назад +29

      @@PaveMentman I'm Estonian coincidentally so I used to call everything a truck, but in the UK they call those articulated lorries or 'artics' in colloquial speech. Basically all the trucks in euro truck sim are artics.

    • @adammclaughlin845
      @adammclaughlin845 4 года назад +13

      He makes quite a few mistakes. Things like Brits saying "Gee", which we don't at all.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 года назад +12

      @@adammclaughlin845 I....I do

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 года назад +30

      To be fair the game is called euro "truck" simulator

  • @spacedonut8157
    @spacedonut8157 4 года назад +53

    Everyone: Why can't you drive on the right side like normal people?
    Brits: *Royalist screeching*

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 4 года назад +14

    So you're telling me you spent nearly a week time traveling in a game just to create a massive, obnoxiously pink, road - legal flashbang to bully other drivers

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 4 года назад

      Then he takes 5-day tours from Aberdeen to Istanbul imposing his dominance. Spiff found a way to commit war crimes in Euro Truck Sim 2

  • @Othefallen12
    @Othefallen12 3 года назад +27

    More of this please. Something very relaxing about watching this gameplay. It fills the void of not getting a Spore 2 release to watch Spiff break.

  • @thatonepseudotwin7775
    @thatonepseudotwin7775 3 года назад +17

    From what I can tell you cant do this anymore. Fast travelling costs money and doesn't forward time so it actually loses you money now. Unless there's a setting the or dlc changes fast travelling. But the ferry crossing method will still net you a lot of funds.

    • @jibbyjabby7499
      @jibbyjabby7499 2 года назад

      Ive just tried it and yes it doesn't work. 😭

    • @theageofdragons5007
      @theageofdragons5007 2 года назад

      You can do this with the ports

    • @jibbyjabby7499
      @jibbyjabby7499 2 года назад

      @@theageofdragons5007 you can switch trucks as well. That definitely works.

    • @theageofdragons5007
      @theageofdragons5007 2 года назад

      That doesn't work using ports and going back and forth litterally does

    • @jibbyjabby7499
      @jibbyjabby7499 2 года назад

      @@theageofdragons5007 switching trucks does if you have drivers on long distance and your bills are covered. Got me out of a pickle a few times.

  • @d3Rm0Nk
    @d3Rm0Nk 4 года назад +67

    "A terrifying quantity of Euro Truck"
    Not even in the thousands
    Pleb

    • @theliquidllama1
      @theliquidllama1 3 года назад +3

      Gross.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 3 года назад

      there’s an exceedingly awesome amount of piercings in your avi

  • @sceniknogal9580
    @sceniknogal9580 3 года назад +7

    26:56 "and of course we're gonna pick up more IVECO trucks because they're cheap and Chips and then what we do is throw them into Turkey. Lovely stuff". All of it made me hungry. Need some tea now too

  • @Barnaby_Jones
    @Barnaby_Jones 4 года назад +18

    Spiff: Uploads a new video
    Me: *Intense clicking sounds*

  • @eugenyveles440
    @eugenyveles440 4 года назад +27

    Gosh! I, actually got a call from a man who named himself as "Sir Longbottom" and been told that I would not be able to get my truck, because Russia is not present in ETS 2 yet, so he can't get to my location!! What a sad day! But I'll leave like anyway 😥

    • @liammacdonald1515
      @liammacdonald1515 4 года назад +6

      You can go to a bit of Russia in the game. you just have to get the Beyond the Baltic Sea DLC. You can also install mods to add more of Russia.

    • @jaysherriff3086
      @jaysherriff3086 4 года назад

      @@liammacdonald1515 wouldn't that make it russian truck simulator?? Ain't the whole point you drive around Europe? Lol

    • @thomaswilliams4543
      @thomaswilliams4543 4 года назад +3

      @@jaysherriff3086 no, it adds Kaliningrad and a bit that connects Finland with Lithuania. The "European" part of Russia

    • @liammacdonald1515
      @liammacdonald1515 4 года назад +4

      @@jaysherriff3086 Europe doesn't just stop at the Russian border. It stops at the Ural mountain range which is well past the Russian border.

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 2 года назад +26

    Disappointingly the devs changed the game in summer of 2021 so that fast travel no longer fast forwards time.
    Ferries still do though, so you can just take the ferry back and forth between Finland and Germany for a somewhat-slower but still effective method of gaining lots of money.

    • @lucasmrNd
      @lucasmrNd 2 года назад +4

      Thanks for the advice!

    • @ChicoFininho
      @ChicoFininho 2 года назад +3

      Just change vehicles with the employees, they always need to finish the job first 😉

    • @lawrencelobdelliii2626
      @lawrencelobdelliii2626 2 года назад +3

      Or if you just go to a rest stop and keep resting over and over. Ferries cost money and resting doesn't. I've actually used rest to wait for the Eco jobs to pop up for the delivery to the France truck stops achievement. And I actually like that quick travel doesn't progress game time anymore because that makes it super easy to grab jobs in farther away cities to get achievements.

    • @JDNSAUDIS
      @JDNSAUDIS 2 года назад

      I spent a whole day to realise this 🙂 I’m pissed lol

    • @JDNSAUDIS
      @JDNSAUDIS 2 года назад +2

      Ended up using the developer tools to fast forward time instead, no more cheating now 😂

  • @Rafaelinsuela2
    @Rafaelinsuela2 3 года назад +36

    I hope one day i'll wake up, and on my recomendations page on yt there will be "Farming Simulator is a Perfectly Balanced Game With no Exploits"

  • @KahSux
    @KahSux 4 года назад +31

    Me, an American trucker watching this from my cab with no tea: 👀

    • @JohnSmith-ro2sc
      @JohnSmith-ro2sc 4 года назад +1

      Because coffee is the superior drink.

    • @LaserBeem
      @LaserBeem 4 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-ro2sc What Did you say?

    • @JohnSmith-ro2sc
      @JohnSmith-ro2sc 4 года назад

      @@LaserBeem Coffee. Is. The. Superior. Drink.

    • @LaserBeem
      @LaserBeem 4 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-ro2sc WHAT DID YOU SAY???

    • @tulirongtuliro
      @tulirongtuliro 4 года назад

      preposterous!

  • @malcanater007
    @malcanater007 2 года назад +5

    I've just spent the day doing this on a very small scale taking the ferry from Esbjerg to Hull 19 hours a pop, have now reached the point where its making me 100k per trip, despite the fast travel method being patched 😭

  • @melkermalmrosstavas8338
    @melkermalmrosstavas8338 2 года назад +2

    19:40 Sick overtake on this ambulance😆 Pun intended or not it made me crack up

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +9

    "Everyone needs a mega horn!"
    I quietly disagree.

    • @notsm
      @notsm 4 года назад +2

      Obviously you are not loudly disagreeing because you'd need a mega horn for that.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 года назад

      _(nods in silent approval)_

    • @jimthompson8947
      @jimthompson8947 4 года назад

      Mega horn owners need mega assistance mega headbutting a mega coathook. Fantastically lovely stuff. By "stuff", I mean blood and grey matter now well spent.

  • @theutgardianchannel1952
    @theutgardianchannel1952 3 года назад +4

    Euro truck veterans like me jiggle when you said "this is just majestic" on the mercedez because that's how scs called the brand before they had licenses for the trucks

  • @blackburngaming8345
    @blackburngaming8345 7 месяцев назад +1

    33:27 "And now we have this brand new Mercedes-Benz truck, and what we're going to do is drive out into um... the abyss, apparently- nope nope, Rotterdam has actually loaded in."

  • @LaurenV2500
    @LaurenV2500 4 года назад +6

    "Lovely Grimsby" is such an ironic juxtaposition

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +30

    "The fastest way to generate infinite quantities of millions... is to become a truck driver."
    *cries in Californian, where truckers are leaving the state due to AB 5*

    • @skeletalobserver406
      @skeletalobserver406 4 года назад +4

      I thought they were leaving over people wanting to get rid of law enforcement?

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +9

      @@skeletalobserver406 AB 5 happened earlier, in 2019. It practically makes trucking via contract illegal, and many truckers love contracts.

    • @benjamincharlin6770
      @benjamincharlin6770 4 года назад +4

      Didn't they leave because truck cant drive on fire?
      Sorry

    • @JimTheFly
      @JimTheFly 4 года назад +4

      @@trygveplaustrum4634 Reading up on AB 5, it sounds like a total fustercluck. It sounds like it's just about effectively eliminating the idea of freelance work, such as freelance journalists, truck drivers, security officers, etc. And the more I think of this, the more I can start to find MAJOR problems with the way the bill is operating. Damn.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +3

      @@JimTheFly Oh, you think that's bad? They followed it up with AB 2257, passed less than a month ago. Essentially, all their lobbyists started giving them flak. Instead of learning from their mistake and repealing it, they just made an exemption for each of their particular favorite groups. There's like, fifty occupations that are exempted. It's hilarious.

  • @OLI-vx1md
    @OLI-vx1md 4 месяца назад +2

    "fun and relaxing"
    "It's essentially crack cocaine"
    Ummm..
    To my knowledge, that is quite the contradiction of terms lol

  • @aesti
    @aesti 2 года назад +3

    at 28:50 fun little trivia: Mercedes Benz in game used to be called Majestic for years before the devs got the license for using the brand name

  • @KIA130123
    @KIA130123 2 года назад +2

    "I'm a truck, i've got right of way.. Probably". Yep, you've become a professional truck driver.

  • @reezuleanu1676
    @reezuleanu1676 4 года назад +13

    "A game for people with no friends"
    Me and the boys who bought this game to play TruckersMP together: visible confusion

  • @erox1992
    @erox1992 Год назад +2

    Man. I just became a PC gamer and started playing this game. This video is fantastic and it's helping me expand. Thanks for the video. I had fun watching and laughing 🤣

  • @seandorr7564
    @seandorr7564 4 года назад +5

    29:00 he’s making the competitive rocket league paint job 😂

  • @debilepskihiphop
    @debilepskihiphop Год назад +4

    Literally bought a wheel to sim race, and to my surprise, found myself playing copious amounts of ETS2

  • @Striker9
    @Striker9 4 года назад +6

    Hmm that cops ears have either started bleeding or his head has exploded

  • @flyingmachine6889
    @flyingmachine6889 2 года назад +1

    No friends, no life, not even playing the game, just watching someone playing... sums it up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Forsakei
    @Forsakei 4 года назад +4

    7:04 "Driving on the wrong side of the road."
    163 countries drive on the right vs 76 on the left. And I'm pretty sure the only countries that drive on the left side are ones that were heavily colonized or utilized large quantities of opium sold by the British.

    • @Dragos442
      @Dragos442 4 года назад

      You needed the drugs to make them drive on that side of the road.

  • @JohnDCrafton
    @JohnDCrafton 3 года назад +4

    As a long time ETS2 player, this video was exactly what I expected.

  • @k0n4_m4r
    @k0n4_m4r 3 года назад +11

    "i played a lot of euro truck simulator"
    *60 hours*

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +2

      In the last 2 weeks. That's essentially a full time job.

  • @brandonrowat9139
    @brandonrowat9139 4 года назад +5

    >Called Nigel
    >Purple party bus
    >Annoying Europeans
    oh my

  • @alenaavali
    @alenaavali Год назад +2

    This game makes me fall asleep regardless how much i slept before.

  • @christopherbare9277
    @christopherbare9277 4 года назад +28

    TSB accidentally discovers capitalism. The CEO flies around fast travelling all day while their employees work tirelessly to make the money for them...

    • @stephen7690
      @stephen7690 3 года назад +2

      This isn't an accurate representation. CEOS have to bare the weight of the company and take all the risks.

  • @joshhaynes3383
    @joshhaynes3383 3 месяца назад +3

    Tis a shame that the travel exploit no longer works... it's since been patched and now costs you money... for an instant teleport...

  • @clayz1214
    @clayz1214 4 года назад +6

    "Trucks shouldnt have to go over 70" tell that to truckers on the interstate in the US lol

  • @reprattv4013
    @reprattv4013 4 месяца назад +1

    Things are always "balanced" in Turkey Get a job and work until you die 👌🏽 Anyway I live in Turkey I love watching your videos very much If I can go out of the country to work or vacation I would love to meet and talk with you(But it doesn't seem like it) Even one "cucumber"is very expensive here. Just like in Steam market 😎 My 1 month university scholarship only 54.57 euro.If I had the chance to travel and working in Europe. I would accept without hesitation I will wait for more videos.Thank you for making your life more colorful. ❤

  • @tapioperala3010
    @tapioperala3010 2 года назад +6

    Bought this because of this video, and I really like it.
    It's a perfect game to play when winding down from workday and strongman training, listening audiobooks, etc. while playing...

  • @knowledge.6655
    @knowledge.6655 2 года назад +9

    Only Spiff could make a video game where you drive trucks seem like the best game in the world.

  • @wavemaster407
    @wavemaster407 3 месяца назад +1

    8:42 Indian drivers be like: "Red lights are a suggestion"

  • @andrewp8284
    @andrewp8284 3 года назад +34

    Sometimes this and ATS just hit the G-spot and it feels so good.
    That’s the Game spot, you heathens.

  • @ScRipterParadise
    @ScRipterParadise 11 месяцев назад +1

    you made me laugh atleast 4 times in this video, you deserve a sub

  • @seanmessick9330
    @seanmessick9330 4 года назад +5

    Paul from Mitten Squad called you a “British Coffee Expert,” will you stand for this?
    Edit: You are an expert on coffee’s inferiority to tea.

  • @theorganguy
    @theorganguy 3 года назад

    well, I guess the beauty of this game is that it flexes to your whim... if you wanna be a driver or rather a company owner... I personally rather level up myself and my truck with me as I go... on your low level that you are sitting on, with even all your cash, you can't even get any of the better upgrades... my cheat is to go on TruckerMP, take some really well paid long haul from the World of Truck jobs, AFK timeout, and with the "no ticket" selected and speed limiter removed I can fully relaxed speed race thru an empty map - no NPC, no other players running me off the road

  • @mechaheatedhd7861
    @mechaheatedhd7861 3 года назад +1

    It’s the bit ‘not actually financial advice!!!’ For me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Andrei0511
    @Andrei0511 3 года назад +2

    The quick travel thingy doesn't work anymore :(

  • @kueapel911
    @kueapel911 4 года назад +5

    27:13 robert l. looks like he's about to tell you that "you are gae"

  • @Tubig3001
    @Tubig3001 Год назад

    6:57 Thank you for this. It made me lower my brightness and realized i've been using my mobile data watching hours of youtube videos. And quickly change to wifi. It hurts, but still. If i hadn't realized sooner. I will be crying without mobile data

  • @colehartel7206
    @colehartel7206 2 года назад

    You're right! I had seen so many of your videos I thought I was already subscribed, and only just realised I'm not actually subscribed. It makes me wonder what benefit I would even get from subscribing, considering the algorithm doesn't seem to factor it into what shows up in my recommendations...

  • @pix_wbmr
    @pix_wbmr 3 года назад +3

    Hilariously accurate at this time, as you guys don't even have enough truck drivers to fill your gas stations right now.
    Get well soon GB, we miss you over here on the mainland

  • @dafyddrees9195
    @dafyddrees9195 3 года назад

    Love the welsh reference! Back to roots!

  • @Wyv3rn_0
    @Wyv3rn_0 2 года назад +1

    I think I've watched this 50 times and yet, I'm still entertained

  • @Kujar3Player
    @Kujar3Player 2 года назад

    "maybe you watched so many videos you thought you were subscribed but it turns out you aren't subscribed at all"... Well you got me there

  • @australianmemes1581
    @australianmemes1581 3 года назад

    Got da cup of tea mate ah yes sipping the tea watching you pin down the queens guards in cars

  • @mattcannon8467
    @mattcannon8467 3 года назад +2

    34:07 I can't believe you didn't pick Jessica Rabbit to be one of your drivers

  • @kristianmejlstrup6690
    @kristianmejlstrup6690 25 дней назад

    "Who in their right mind would play this game?"
    me in the corner of the room with 3000 hours on record

  • @DLatrice325
    @DLatrice325 2 года назад +1

    my husband is a truck driver for a living and STILL plays truck driving simulation games lol

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 Год назад +1

      That moment when gaming isn't escapism anymore.

  • @samperrin7311
    @samperrin7311 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m new to the channel but this is a brilliant video I love it so many laughs 😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyjacobsen4148
    @kimberlyjacobsen4148 4 месяца назад +2

    In Europe we drive on the “Right” side of the road 😊😊

  • @sneezyanus4251
    @sneezyanus4251 Месяц назад

    7:11 reminds me of the roads going out of Norwich nothing but holes and dead rabbits

  • @LibbyMia-rz8gk
    @LibbyMia-rz8gk Год назад

    An after my own heart. Starts in a reanult and instantly buys a Mercedes. Perfect piece of equipment. I love the benz daf and volvo
    Also in the latest update this garage hack has been patched and it costs you to travel to a garage. Ferries still work though.

  • @tonyc.1013
    @tonyc.1013 4 года назад +5

    When you post a video at the exact same time as RT game

  • @Axonteer
    @Axonteer 3 года назад

    +1 upvote for having a garage in my lovely country of SWITZERLAND :D

  • @LegionnaireScout
    @LegionnaireScout 3 года назад

    21:20 approved driving mate

  • @vacinden
    @vacinden 2 года назад

    Hi from Rotterdam!
    Thanks for the toys btw :)

  • @LukeSanderson-k9u
    @LukeSanderson-k9u Год назад

    Just got into playing this haha, i park my wagon up whilst getting tipped to get my laptop out and drive my identical lorry on the game, just without the speed limiter 😂 love it.

  • @CaveyMoth
    @CaveyMoth Год назад +1

    Discovering a method to teleport across the continent is quite a feat in itself, even if it takes 5 days to do so.

  • @GutkaTheNoob
    @GutkaTheNoob Год назад +3

    Spiff do you know that ETS2 devs "fixed" this but if you go in the games betas you can still able to do it now if you want to do it (again).

    • @Sesinkra
      @Sesinkra Год назад

      how have they fixed it?

    • @GutkaTheNoob
      @GutkaTheNoob Год назад

      @@Sesinkra they made it so when u travell the time doesnt change or something like that but it still works if u travell via ships and u can also "fast travell in time" if u rest at a resting spo or as i said go back in versions

  • @danielpetrov3023
    @danielpetrov3023 3 года назад +1

    I started from the beggining with those little thousands of money, and after 1 year of playing ( i had made big pauses from playing during this year), i had bought all the garages from all the countries from all existing DLC, i have baught all possible drivers, i have more than 600 trucks and still i have more than 340millions euros. All these money had been made just by doing deliveries and from my drivers. No cheats or something like this.

    • @realVicTorres02
      @realVicTorres02 3 года назад

      Also did the same when I started out several years back.

    • @realVicTorres02
      @realVicTorres02 3 года назад

      Also did the same when I started out several years back.

  • @ashishparmar8585
    @ashishparmar8585 2 года назад +3

    They fixed it! ig -_-

  • @BloodyProphecy
    @BloodyProphecy 3 года назад

    Something my mom taught me. Get the train air horns and point them at the ground, it makes it so much more intense.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 2 года назад +3

    All I’ve learned watching this is that this man would be an absolute Titan of Industry and John Rockefeller and Henry Ford would be his biggest fanboys…

  • @diogoguerreiro1483
    @diogoguerreiro1483 2 года назад +2

    Spiff needs to make a new vid on Euro Truck sim, fast travel exploit no longer works

    • @donkeysass569
      @donkeysass569 2 года назад

      Can still use the ferry, but its kinda slow but just get a ton of garages :)

  • @farikkun1841
    @farikkun1841 3 года назад +1

    buy 2 garage that faraway, hire employee, skip time by travel between garage, profit

  • @ChrisUKFF
    @ChrisUKFF 3 года назад +1

    Turning Euro Truck simulator into loading screen simulator, top stonks xD

  • @markaberer
    @markaberer 10 месяцев назад

    Awesome! Welcome to Munich! We have Brezels, Beer and soon even Weed.