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  • Опубликовано: 12 апр 2024
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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  • @SuperHedgehog910
    @SuperHedgehog910 24 дня назад +396

    0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 21 день назад +1

      The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

  • @1renegadegeek
    @1renegadegeek 24 дня назад +417

    "Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

    • @TheMikester307
      @TheMikester307 23 дня назад +4

      LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

    • @ShawnDillon-pw8lb
      @ShawnDillon-pw8lb 23 дня назад +14

      …I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 20 дней назад

      Still ended up married to Black Widow.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 23 дня назад +204

    "cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

  • @katieorr3903
    @katieorr3903 23 дня назад +59

    That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 24 дня назад +278

    Colin with that gun, LMFAO

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 24 дня назад +189

    The Kevin spacey joke 😂

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 23 дня назад +1

      When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

    • @brady3126
      @brady3126 10 дней назад

      Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

  • @fabianarameus8832
    @fabianarameus8832 24 дня назад +199

    Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

    • @Thessalin
      @Thessalin 23 дня назад +10

      I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

    • @adamluther5836
      @adamluther5836 22 дня назад

      She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 24 дня назад +74

    The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

  • @kb_analytics
    @kb_analytics 24 дня назад +134

    C-metery 🤣

    • @mk-wz2sh
      @mk-wz2sh 24 дня назад +6

      but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 24 дня назад +3

      ​@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 24 дня назад +113

    Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

    • @PatGunn
      @PatGunn 23 дня назад +10

      He got his Jost Desserts

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 22 дня назад +4

      "Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR 23 дня назад +5

    Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

  • @Beegrene
    @Beegrene 23 дня назад +12

    High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

  • @gigi-ij1hk
    @gigi-ij1hk 24 дня назад +33

    I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

    • @fathertimegaming17
      @fathertimegaming17 24 дня назад +2

      No one cares

    • @gigi-ij1hk
      @gigi-ij1hk 24 дня назад +12

      @@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

    • @blueelf217
      @blueelf217 23 дня назад

      I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley 24 дня назад +46

    lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 24 дня назад +7

      It's called "the douche"

    • @matthewshakin2575
      @matthewshakin2575 24 дня назад +7

      He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 24 дня назад +1

      Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

  • @silverranger3532
    @silverranger3532 23 дня назад +11

    Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

    • @imhereforitall9218
      @imhereforitall9218 21 день назад +2

      All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

  • @Devilninja333
    @Devilninja333 24 дня назад +45

    There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 23 дня назад +10

    The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

  • @sparker_87
    @sparker_87 24 дня назад +9

    Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

  • @bmillz007
    @bmillz007 24 дня назад +16

    These are all SO good. 😭😂

  • @momcatwoo
    @momcatwoo 23 дня назад +4

    We needed more Colin & Che.

  • @mercedesdrake9113
    @mercedesdrake9113 24 дня назад +11

    plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alainchristian
    @alainchristian 24 дня назад +6

    Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

  • @Nymaz
    @Nymaz 23 дня назад +3

    Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

  • @Cheekiemoney
    @Cheekiemoney 24 дня назад +52

    Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 24 дня назад +11

    Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

  • @user-yo1ji8hr4x
    @user-yo1ji8hr4x 22 дня назад +1

    I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 24 дня назад +4

    Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 24 дня назад +53

    America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 23 дня назад +3

      Why lie like that?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 21 день назад

      I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

    • @wawaicedcoffee
      @wawaicedcoffee 21 день назад

      We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 23 дня назад +3

    I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

  • @JediKnight35-de7uf
    @JediKnight35-de7uf 23 дня назад +4

    Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

  • @ws8080
    @ws8080 23 дня назад +15

    The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

  • @AthenaKeatingThomas
    @AthenaKeatingThomas 23 дня назад +2

    Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

  • @daintycaked
    @daintycaked 24 дня назад +8

    Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 13 дней назад

      Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

  • @Whynotthem65
    @Whynotthem65 23 дня назад +2

    Rat jokes good.

  • @noName-kn1lx
    @noName-kn1lx 22 дня назад +1

    Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 24 дня назад +6

    Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 24 дня назад +2

      laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

  • @tiagohongchulkanglee8624
    @tiagohongchulkanglee8624 23 дня назад +1

    1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

  • @michaelmitchell6558
    @michaelmitchell6558 24 дня назад +3

    Man this was some funny writing

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 23 дня назад +1

    😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

  • @DISGUYROX
    @DISGUYROX 23 дня назад +1

    This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

  • @ishotmyboss
    @ishotmyboss 24 дня назад +51

    Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 23 дня назад +1

    Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

  • @TM-hl7ir
    @TM-hl7ir 24 дня назад +1

    When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherobrien8105
    @christopherobrien8105 24 дня назад +5

    I've watched too many gun videos on RUclips - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

  • @claribear4571
    @claribear4571 23 дня назад +1

    Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 7 дней назад

    The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

  • @Wunderlustgirl
    @Wunderlustgirl 24 дня назад +1

    LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU 23 дня назад +1

    Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 24 дня назад +2

    Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

  • @professionalamatuer8064
    @professionalamatuer8064 24 дня назад +9

    1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 23 дня назад +1

    Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

  • @CreativeC13
    @CreativeC13 23 дня назад +1

    These were GOOD

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 24 дня назад

    I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

  • @npccarol9659
    @npccarol9659 24 дня назад +1

    that high school picture was ROUGH.

  • @fattdamon5342
    @fattdamon5342 24 дня назад +5

    I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 24 дня назад

      Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 24 дня назад

      ​@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the RUclips comments section 😂

  • @youragenius.6644
    @youragenius.6644 24 дня назад +2

    They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

  • @tylerhoover1706
    @tylerhoover1706 23 дня назад

    It was tough thanks😂

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 22 дня назад

    Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

  • @lauraa.e.5008
    @lauraa.e.5008 23 дня назад

    It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

  • @fzzypurpleturtle
    @fzzypurpleturtle 23 дня назад

    SEAMETARY

  • @zxaddictxz
    @zxaddictxz 23 дня назад +1

    Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

  • @thekiss2083
    @thekiss2083 23 дня назад

    The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

  • @Volumixen
    @Volumixen 23 дня назад +1

    "I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

  • @hellocollegejason198
    @hellocollegejason198 23 дня назад

    Great episode

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv 24 дня назад +1

    The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

  • @jwilliamcosby
    @jwilliamcosby 23 дня назад

    Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @Nata-Lux
    @Nata-Lux 20 дней назад

    The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

  • @richsims6870
    @richsims6870 22 дня назад

    You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

  • @EM-mw2qr
    @EM-mw2qr 23 дня назад

    I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel2782 24 дня назад +3

    Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

    • @navyajain9249
      @navyajain9249 24 дня назад

      you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 21 день назад

    Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

  • @edwarddunleavy7329
    @edwarddunleavy7329 23 дня назад

    Awesome! 😂😂😂

  • @channel019
    @channel019 24 дня назад

    I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

  • @Intellectual-Warrior9
    @Intellectual-Warrior9 23 дня назад

    High school was a tough time.

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 23 дня назад +1

    Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance 23 дня назад

    i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

  • @ludalove4033
    @ludalove4033 23 дня назад

    “Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

  • @orangeknight81
    @orangeknight81 24 дня назад

    I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

  • @GershonWolf
    @GershonWolf 23 дня назад

    Che, I liked the rat joke.

  • @cschmitz100
    @cschmitz100 24 дня назад +4

    🐀💼

  • @SucsForYou
    @SucsForYou 23 дня назад

    Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

  • @biggerdoofus
    @biggerdoofus 15 дней назад

    I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 23 дня назад

    Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

  • @CrappyCar
    @CrappyCar 22 дня назад

    Trigger discipline!

  • @PoggeB13
    @PoggeB13 24 дня назад

    I was that high school nerd.

  • @alexanderdumas-
    @alexanderdumas- 24 дня назад +5

    Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

  • @ronanlilley
    @ronanlilley 24 дня назад +2

    where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

  • @katarzynazdrojewska4233
    @katarzynazdrojewska4233 22 дня назад

    Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 23 дня назад +1

    1500 carry-on guns? How do people not know the rules? Or was that one psycho with a crazy big carry-on?

  • @AWhistlingWolf
    @AWhistlingWolf 10 дней назад

    There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something.
    Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.

  • @charleskidney4279
    @charleskidney4279 5 дней назад

    They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.

  • @TJWPatriot
    @TJWPatriot 24 дня назад +3

    If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 23 дня назад

      How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?

  • @lydialeecost4578
    @lydialeecost4578 24 дня назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @MADPoltergeist
    @MADPoltergeist 23 дня назад

    0:54 poor trigger finger discipline.

  • @userunknownx
    @userunknownx 24 дня назад

    They have used birth control to control feral cats in Australia. If you didn't know cats are NOT native to Australia and caused major havoc to the ecosystem.

  • @carlalussini
    @carlalussini 24 дня назад

    Colin's joke would have been better if the punchline was ScarJo

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 24 дня назад

    That last joke was targeted, at me specifically

  • @user-hq3ce5ws1s
    @user-hq3ce5ws1s 23 дня назад

    weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.

  • @lorriejodie
    @lorriejodie 23 дня назад

    Colin might have been a nerd but he married scarlett Johanson

  • @theebrownpanther22
    @theebrownpanther22 24 дня назад +4

    PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON IF YOU ARE AWESOME AND LOVE COLIN AND MICHAEL