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  • Target Lady (Kristen Wiig), whose odd behavior annoys her customers, encounters her first lesbian (Aidy Bryant) and thinks up unusual uses for maxi-pads and deodorant. With Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson and Vanessa Bayer. [Season 38, 2013]
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  • @ryans8524
    @ryans8524 4 года назад +9647

    this is spongebob in real life

    • @mikedowner515
      @mikedowner515 3 года назад +63

      Seriously!

    • @davidstratton696
      @davidstratton696 3 года назад +15

      How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 года назад +227

      @@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 года назад +72

      @@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay."
      Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

    • @kennethsagers8576
      @kennethsagers8576 3 года назад +44

      @@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

  • @I_O246
    @I_O246 3 года назад +10114

    They need to make a skit called Walmart guy who is a college student that is extremely depressed and has lack of remorse for shoppers.

    • @jessesteen401
      @jessesteen401 3 года назад +525

      Do you mean Pete Davidson

    • @I_O246
      @I_O246 3 года назад +61

      Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

    • @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry
      @Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry 3 года назад +111

      No. We do not need art imitating life.

    • @leaf6356
      @leaf6356 3 года назад +47

      do you mean: me?
      I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 3 года назад +6

      thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

  • @foxoxo4782
    @foxoxo4782 3 года назад +7427

    target lady: do you all wear vests?
    also target lady: *is wearing a vest*

    • @Poundgamepro1
      @Poundgamepro1 3 года назад +28

      😒🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤔I mean.....

    • @silyknow
      @silyknow 3 года назад +25

      I noticed that!

    • @Emma-nw2xg
      @Emma-nw2xg 3 года назад +12

      A work vest...

    • @andrewmorrice9139
      @andrewmorrice9139 3 года назад +5

      I didn't get that because we call them waistcoats over here.

    • @mol-lenie2056
      @mol-lenie2056 3 года назад +8

      @@Emma-nw2xg still a vest

  • @bluerichards3928
    @bluerichards3928 3 года назад +3282

    Why do I get the feeling she takes antidepressants and caffeine pills at the same time with alcohol before she goes to work.

    • @erinjoy5625
      @erinjoy5625 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @randybaker3256
      @randybaker3256 3 года назад +5

      lol

    • @davidrenzetti5964
      @davidrenzetti5964 3 года назад +39

      Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze.
      Haha
      Kate wrote this

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 3 года назад +8

      I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

    • @AGoodHairDay
      @AGoodHairDay 3 года назад +7

      Adderall lol

  • @brianlash154
    @brianlash154 4 года назад +14629

    i hate hate hate, when cashiers comment on my purchases

    • @FitFoxxyMama
      @FitFoxxyMama 4 года назад +576

      I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

    • @marianolasco251
      @marianolasco251 4 года назад +426

      I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

    • @DragonHeir92
      @DragonHeir92 4 года назад +284

      I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

    • @sandyt3104
      @sandyt3104 4 года назад +458

      I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

    • @flamegenie3923
      @flamegenie3923 4 года назад +75

      @HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

  • @kateSullivan3927
    @kateSullivan3927 5 лет назад +11777

    I actually just had a meal at the Minneapolis airport and the waitress acted just like this. So positive. So happy. So confusing. It scared me. I loved it.

    • @courtneykleiner9666
      @courtneykleiner9666 5 лет назад +305

      But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

    • @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz
      @AndreaGarcia-zz7jz 5 лет назад +42

      Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @egetty6852
      @egetty6852 4 года назад +74

      Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

    • @alidacarlson2107
      @alidacarlson2107 4 года назад +92

      Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

    • @AKayfabe
      @AKayfabe 4 года назад +45

      E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

  • @moynkey
    @moynkey 3 года назад +2349

    No one:
    Flat earthers: Flat is where it’s at girlfriend!

    • @diazisbaby1916
      @diazisbaby1916 3 года назад +6

      This comment 🤣

    • @Hadjer__
      @Hadjer__ 3 года назад

      Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

    • @sandisandii2033
      @sandisandii2033 3 года назад +3

      @@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

    • @gracetaylorsversion3815
      @gracetaylorsversion3815 2 года назад +6

      Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 2 года назад +5

      "You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

  • @harvhawkins21
    @harvhawkins21 2 года назад +812

    I find it so funny that the other cashier calls her “Target Lady”

  • @samluthenberg1751
    @samluthenberg1751 3 года назад +6076

    I love how Kristen plays annoying character too well.

    • @annamariamazzola7486
      @annamariamazzola7486 3 года назад +17

      Cause she is annoying😂

    • @Dizzie_Borden
      @Dizzie_Borden 3 года назад +11

      Cause she is really annoying and cringe in real life

    • @Melanie-jy2nw
      @Melanie-jy2nw 3 года назад +119

      I hate how people love to post negative shit under positive sweet comments 🙄

    • @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e
      @ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e 3 года назад +55

      She's got such a great range tho, funniest chick i know

    • @justanotherdirectioner3463
      @justanotherdirectioner3463 3 года назад +15

      @@Dizzie_Borden sooooooooooooooo not.

  • @tresimons9935
    @tresimons9935 4 года назад +4468

    There is a girl in my class who has this personality. She drives me insane.

    • @oceanicblue3773
      @oceanicblue3773 4 года назад +15

      😝😂

    • @chantalschug9557
      @chantalschug9557 3 года назад +30

      Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

    • @thepuffin4920
      @thepuffin4920 3 года назад +139

      Chantal Schug what

    • @barbarabermudes1287
      @barbarabermudes1287 3 года назад +98

      @@chantalschug9557
      Are you ok?

    • @ramonanaya6236
      @ramonanaya6236 3 года назад +5

      Sounds annoying

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 3 года назад +1425

    "I'm on the clock and ready to rock", imma use this line at work

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 3 года назад +27

      On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 3 года назад +24

      @@NAConen they like it

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz 2 года назад +20

      But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

    • @whitelion1111
      @whitelion1111 2 года назад +12

      @@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

    • @kieneo8536
      @kieneo8536 2 года назад +1

      You still doin it?

  • @JGunit
    @JGunit 3 года назад +457

    "I learned that Coca-Cola was dark brown"
    Mind blown

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад +2

      Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Месяц назад +2

      I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

  • @emilyroberts3832
    @emilyroberts3832 5 лет назад +4870

    "I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone and the ghosts think I'm AWAKE!" LMFAO

    • @haintedhouse3052
      @haintedhouse3052 4 года назад +32

      OMG. the best.

    • @33lauraj
      @33lauraj 4 года назад +14

      It really got me, it's the reason I keep watching it.

    • @MirandaInCanada
      @MirandaInCanada 4 года назад +10

      Lol flat is where it’s at girlfriend 😝

    • @kincaidscourt8768
      @kincaidscourt8768 4 года назад +4

      What does LMFAO mean - Laughing My Fat Ass Off ?!

    • @jaiashmon5544
      @jaiashmon5544 4 года назад +4

      Omg I just read this while that moment played

  • @pidgespacechild4450
    @pidgespacechild4450 5 лет назад +4593

    “Stereotype BUSTED! Ya lern something every day at Terrget!”

    • @marlowpop
      @marlowpop 5 лет назад +21

      Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

    • @SarabellaGignac
      @SarabellaGignac 4 года назад +3

      She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However...
      All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ...
      Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ...
      Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country...
      not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!...
      We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination...
      SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China...
      Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ...
      Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ...
      Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ...
      and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ...
      are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous...
      they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ...
      Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!...
      Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ...
      be careful what you laugh at
      ///

    • @michellesitton100
      @michellesitton100 4 года назад +5

      Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE 4 года назад +5

      Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

    • @faerieSAALE
      @faerieSAALE 4 года назад +1

      TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

  • @ASC3NS10N
    @ASC3NS10N 3 года назад +437

    I was getting so annoyed by her voice and character then I realized that it just proves how good of an actor she is.

  • @hannahbobanana1561
    @hannahbobanana1561 3 года назад +405

    One time I was buying a bag of Doritos, a case of green tea, and some colored pencils and the cashier asked me if I was having a party...reminds me of Target lady!

    • @Diction.ari247
      @Diction.ari247 3 года назад +29

      For some reason I find this really cute😂

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 3 года назад +23

      @@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад +26

      This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

    • @hannahbobanana1561
      @hannahbobanana1561 3 года назад +15

      @@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

    • @AmoebaInk
      @AmoebaInk Год назад +2

      My kind of party.

  • @Michaelmahony43
    @Michaelmahony43 3 года назад +5064

    “Drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida”😂😂😂

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone 3 года назад +91

      And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

    • @davidrmoran
      @davidrmoran 3 года назад +8

      @@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

    • @jen7
      @jen7 3 года назад +26

      I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

    • @briank5357
      @briank5357 3 года назад +3

      I think about this daily

    • @jeromeduffy9270
      @jeromeduffy9270 3 года назад +7

      Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

  • @icantthinkofanything798
    @icantthinkofanything798 4 года назад +6853

    Saying the word girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean lesbian, every woman over 50 I've ever met has used that word to just refer to female friends.

    • @nebulanoir69
      @nebulanoir69 4 года назад +95

      i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

    • @carmita135
      @carmita135 4 года назад +170

      Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

    • @dumbb6178
      @dumbb6178 4 года назад +498

      JUST GALS BEING PALS

    • @kiramiryam208
      @kiramiryam208 4 года назад +158

      It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

    • @Tonithealtwing
      @Tonithealtwing 4 года назад +144

      Or they could be bi/pan.

  • @rupshasen1835
    @rupshasen1835 3 года назад +304

    Kenan always looks like hes trying very hard to hold back a smile/laugh

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Год назад +168

    the "half of an almond" part gets me every time. Kristen Wiig is a legend. She can play any type of character, and go above and beyond what was expected.

    • @jaimegscott5476
      @jaimegscott5476 Год назад

      I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

    • @haintedhouse2990
      @haintedhouse2990 Год назад +3

      agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

  • @en273
    @en273 5 лет назад +5933

    Whoever writes the target lady scripts is a genuine genius.

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 5 лет назад +17

      Yes

    • @KP-zb1tr
      @KP-zb1tr 4 года назад +82

      en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

    • @austinisafk6758
      @austinisafk6758 4 года назад +17

      he's right. This is a rip off from another show

    •  4 года назад +9

      Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

    • @starrfishhill
      @starrfishhill 4 года назад +8

      They write their own skits...

  • @kyliealyssa1436
    @kyliealyssa1436 5 лет назад +6260

    Target lady is really my inner monologue

    • @ghost-dude867
      @ghost-dude867 5 лет назад +4

      Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton 5 лет назад +79

      You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice 5 лет назад +1

      i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck.
      p.s. replace the d with f ;)

    • @arandompersonontheinternet8726
      @arandompersonontheinternet8726 5 лет назад +4

      Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

    • @devika1230
      @devika1230 5 лет назад

      @@Mynipplesmychoice s

  • @Pippa87
    @Pippa87 3 года назад +57

    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling you are.” I’ve been there

  • @shopsshire9282
    @shopsshire9282 19 дней назад +6

    Anybody here watching this get after the April 2024 Target Circle Week commercials with Kristen whigg in them?

  • @possumpropaganda6684
    @possumpropaganda6684 4 года назад +2025

    "Voids take a lot of energy, I think I'll need half of an almond" I laughed until I got a headache

    • @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721
      @williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 3 года назад +10

      Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

    • @possumpropaganda6684
      @possumpropaganda6684 3 года назад +54

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 года назад +5

      Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

    • @moynkey
      @moynkey 3 года назад +19

      Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

    • @abic9048
      @abic9048 3 года назад +17

      @@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

  • @shortjohnsilver4605
    @shortjohnsilver4605 5 лет назад +4595

    "Every month, a woman...
    - drives to Florida just to take a quick look at Florida?"

    • @theflyingdino7749
      @theflyingdino7749 5 лет назад +13

      I got the 666th like

    • @SkyrimKnight1
      @SkyrimKnight1 5 лет назад +3

      TOASTED DINO SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @masterchief5437
      @masterchief5437 5 лет назад +11

      They must have a waterfall somewhere in Florida or it must be warm... at the beach

    • @SkyrimKnight1
      @SkyrimKnight1 5 лет назад +1

      i don’t get it chief

    • @masterchief5437
      @masterchief5437 5 лет назад +1

      @@SkyrimKnight1 its just me being rude with jokes lol

  • @Versace_Hottie
    @Versace_Hottie Месяц назад +6

    The fact that Target brought this skit to LIFE 😂😂

    • @flygrrrrl3753
      @flygrrrrl3753 13 дней назад

      Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow RUclips had the wrong video date.

  • @fdm1209
    @fdm1209 2 года назад +21

    Actually, I kinda love how she appreciates the small things

  • @quinnrouse3520
    @quinnrouse3520 5 лет назад +3699

    “On the clock, ready to rock”
    My new saying when going to work.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc 5 лет назад +13

      Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 года назад +30

      @@KuChiPhuc - alright, "Dick"...

    • @richardaylesworth1783
      @richardaylesworth1783 4 года назад +6

      Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

    • @KuChiPhuc
      @KuChiPhuc 4 года назад +3

      Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 года назад +1

      @@KuChiPhuc - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

  • @charlesk2343
    @charlesk2343 5 лет назад +4994

    *gets anxiety because she never picked up the 40 dollars cash off the conveyor belt*

    • @sadboycaesar8718
      @sadboycaesar8718 5 лет назад +20

      Charles k now you gave me some.

    • @superagario9249
      @superagario9249 4 года назад +8

      Charles k The black guy stole it 🤣

    • @carlcushmanhybels8159
      @carlcushmanhybels8159 4 года назад +22

      @@superagario9249 he left it there, as did the other actors. like you, i watched it.

    • @junemoon4826
      @junemoon4826 4 года назад +72

      I'm wondering how a movie, paper plates and deodorant cost almost $40.00.

    • @XeninaCalifornia
      @XeninaCalifornia 4 года назад +1

      Ikr!

  • @C-5Arts
    @C-5Arts 3 года назад +64

    Kristen is such a force of nature! I love how much enthusiasm she brought to all of her sketches. SNL misses you, Kristen!

    • @JozeeWalz
      @JozeeWalz 2 года назад

      C-5 Arts
      That send off dance in her last episode 😭

  • @nothing1075
    @nothing1075 23 дня назад +5

    The fact that this character is the main character for the new target commercials is crazy.

  • @beeleg
    @beeleg 4 года назад +2813

    My sociology teacher says “stereotype busted!” and I just got that reference.

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 года назад +8

      pleasant features.

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 года назад +4

      FacTor what?

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 года назад +6

      The face. The girl in your profile picture...
      If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#)
      :P

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 4 года назад +9

      FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 4 года назад +8

      @@beeleg :
      I didn't know that people used their own picture.

  • @bleach7343
    @bleach7343 4 года назад +2114

    The almond thing killed me!😂 I luv the way she says "ale-mond"

    • @lindseybertke7999
      @lindseybertke7999 4 года назад +15

      Vampire Queen that’s how I pronounce it just to be obnoxious!! 😂

    • @loveschile7339
      @loveschile7339 3 года назад +5

      I didnt even realize that's what she was saying at first. Lol

    • @nancyvalladares8157
      @nancyvalladares8157 3 года назад +4

      Beta dan gas oh lean

    • @jusme164
      @jusme164 3 года назад

      Yasss

    • @xyz86457
      @xyz86457 3 года назад

      I thought it was an m&m 😂

  • @MINA-yq4cc
    @MINA-yq4cc 3 года назад +12

    4:03 BAHAHAAA I lost it!! The reasoning was HILARIOUS! Hahahaa!

  • @matthewscott1091
    @matthewscott1091 3 года назад +135

    Why hasn’t Target utilized the Target Lady/Kristen Wiig to make a real commercial yet? I don’t care how much she’d charge for her services it would be worth it! Come on #Target #SNL

  • @LonelyHunter995
    @LonelyHunter995 8 лет назад +2304

    'Are you a hoarder?' killed me LMAO

    • @rajinidemurugan5843
      @rajinidemurugan5843 8 лет назад

      +Lasse Meaning?

    • @szinga
      @szinga 8 лет назад +2

      +Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 8 лет назад +3

      +Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

    • @szinga
      @szinga 8 лет назад +4

      purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

    • @Frankygoestohull1
      @Frankygoestohull1 5 лет назад

      Lasse A 553+

  • @avac1140
    @avac1140 5 лет назад +2024

    That terrget ladie reminds me of my 8 year old cousin. They look exactly alike, talk the same, and are both really enthusiastic about everything for no reason

    • @midinerd
      @midinerd 5 лет назад +20

      HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @akaak8029
      @akaak8029 5 лет назад +1

      Ava Coiner SAME

    • @mar2d258
      @mar2d258 5 лет назад +2

      lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

    • @silkishiding3513
      @silkishiding3513 5 лет назад +1

      Mania. Bipolar I or II

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 5 лет назад +6

      She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

  • @VictorMartinez-eu3zl
    @VictorMartinez-eu3zl 3 года назад +36

    I'm sorry but the
    "Are you a hoarder"
    That's the best line ever

  • @deanabug777
    @deanabug777 3 года назад +12

    Kristen Wiig was stellar on SNL. She always committed 100% and never broke character to laugh. She is a comedy superhero. So many great characters that she brought to live .

  • @boyinabottle3205
    @boyinabottle3205 4 года назад +2165

    The most unrealistic part about these videos is that everyone only leaves with like 5 items

    • @brentpeterson5526
      @brentpeterson5526 4 года назад +15

      Nailed it

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover 4 года назад +17

      Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

    • @veeglover
      @veeglover 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @joncampos5551
      @joncampos5551 4 года назад

      Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

    • @johncotter1600
      @johncotter1600 4 года назад +1

      @@veeglover I do it all the time

  • @JOTennisVid
    @JOTennisVid 6 лет назад +7288

    "I better eat that other half of the almond" LOL.

    • @gregdebacker4998
      @gregdebacker4998 5 лет назад +18

      Im better

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry 5 лет назад +16

      I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

    • @Tubebrerry
      @Tubebrerry 5 лет назад +1

      That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

    • @rammehta6864
      @rammehta6864 5 лет назад +1

      JOTennisVid ruclips.net/video/ngdnd1yBYf0/видео.html

    • @ohiosouthpaw1
      @ohiosouthpaw1 5 лет назад +4

      Better!

  • @zeldahandel6211
    @zeldahandel6211 3 года назад +18

    Aidy: "my girlfriend is waiting in the car."
    Kate: Is in the car.
    YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

  • @isabellaperini8940
    @isabellaperini8940 2 года назад +8

    who ever laughs at 2:02 rlly loud has the best laugh i’ve ever heard

  • @nelysilva7489
    @nelysilva7489 5 лет назад +2695

    Kristen wigg is wearing a wig

  • @padphak2021
    @padphak2021 7 лет назад +2924

    is there any role she CANT do? she is a genius

    • @yasmin030ya
      @yasmin030ya 7 лет назад +29

      yeah, Kristen wiig is hilarious

    • @zac-lemacaque
      @zac-lemacaque 7 лет назад +7

      actress

    • @zac-lemacaque
      @zac-lemacaque 7 лет назад +4

      ***** oh K, i Guess i shouldn't give lesson as à french noobie

    • @wce4eva843
      @wce4eva843 6 лет назад +5

      Fuck you everybody

    • @wrenegade6283
      @wrenegade6283 6 лет назад +8

      WCE4Eva! Why? Rude...

  • @jana_d6186
    @jana_d6186 2 года назад +12

    the way she puts up her hands up when she’s excited is SO FUNNY😭

  • @evelyns5258
    @evelyns5258 3 года назад +9

    I know you're supposed to be annoyed with her or hate her but I honestly love her. Like she's crazy but she's so genuine like I can't help but enjoy her

  • @devendra_c
    @devendra_c 10 лет назад +1973

    "I cut the model's eyes and put them on my eyelids so that the birds dont feel alone when i am asleep and the ghosts would think tht i am awake...!!!"
    How can anybody can come up wid smthing like this...?? hahahaha
    Love you Kirsten soooooo much!!!

    • @Lauren-hq8uf
      @Lauren-hq8uf 6 лет назад +21

      Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

    • @kit-fg9ev
      @kit-fg9ev 5 лет назад +11

      Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

    • @ohyeah2080
      @ohyeah2080 5 лет назад +1

      It wasn't even funny

    • @ritamcintyre8203
      @ritamcintyre8203 5 лет назад +3

      Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

    • @sarahmcclanahan8006
      @sarahmcclanahan8006 5 лет назад +2

      AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

  • @EJartistry
    @EJartistry 3 года назад +724

    “Flat is where it’s at, girlfriend!” 😂

  • @dolst
    @dolst Месяц назад +3

    Surprised to see funny SNL content from 10 years ago. What a delightful little gem!
    Surf Wisely.

  • @liviusss
    @liviusss 5 лет назад +6010

    STEREOTYPE BUSTED! I learn something everyday at Terrrget!

  • @ladydjiv
    @ladydjiv 4 года назад +466

    “Are yew a hoarder? ...Cause sometimes I think I am.”
    “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling that you are.”

  • @illwind
    @illwind 2 года назад +7

    "Yesterday I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown" my favorite line tbh

  • @jorgecardenas5773
    @jorgecardenas5773 Месяц назад +7

    Target new commercial brought you here 🎯

  • @anniesiegel153
    @anniesiegel153 4 года назад +2449

    The way she looked at her when she mentioned her girlfriend is literally anyone at my school whenever I mention the girl I like

    • @jeanakatherine9369
      @jeanakatherine9369 4 года назад +13

      How old are u?

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 4 года назад +95

      Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

    • @obsessedshipper6267
      @obsessedshipper6267 4 года назад +154

      @blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

    • @Sarkam
      @Sarkam 4 года назад +8

      Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

    • @Koikama
      @Koikama 4 года назад +63

      @blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 3 года назад +385

    Target Lady *eats the other almond half*
    My brain: R E S T O R A T I O N 1 0 0

  • @wicky1
    @wicky1 Год назад +3

    $38.51 for a Madagascar DVD, Degree deodorant and paper plates? That still doesn't seem right lol

  • @codyfromhumanresources6435
    @codyfromhumanresources6435 Год назад +4

    Reminds me of a lady I worked with at my old job, this is an almost identical persona. Very eccentric and not great with social cues but always super nice and talkative. We didn’t talk too much at work and the store closed down a few years ago, but she still always wishes me happy birthday on Facebook.

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 5 лет назад +1798

    I love that the black guy was immediately like, “screw this I’m out” 🙌🏽

    • @jeffreysteik3153
      @jeffreysteik3153 4 года назад +61

      Jay..... His name is jay

    • @bee748
      @bee748 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @321330078
      @321330078 4 года назад +5

      Yes, like most horror situations 😂

    • @adrianlekay7715
      @adrianlekay7715 4 года назад

      What did you love about that?

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 4 года назад +7

      @Jeffrey Steik am i missing a joke here bc that’s keenan

  • @MassiveGamingBeast
    @MassiveGamingBeast 4 года назад +6425

    why is no one talking about how a dvd, deodorant & some paper plates costed $38

    edit: *cost. lmao english isn’t my first language 😭 i didn’t think it would get more than 2 likes let alone have 10 people in the replies crying abt my grammar. my deepest condolences to all the people who seem to be deeply affected by my grammar😂😂

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 года назад +528

      Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

    • @follojesusfj2705
      @follojesusfj2705 4 года назад +229

      Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 года назад +55

      @@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 4 года назад +54

      It's target.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 года назад +42

      @@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

  • @BarbaraSerena-ul7wx
    @BarbaraSerena-ul7wx 24 дня назад +1

    She plays it so well I can't stomach

  • @Shteve67
    @Shteve67 3 года назад +7

    Her accent cracks me up. This is my favorite character of Kristin Wiig’s.

  • @barnabaskathindi621
    @barnabaskathindi621 4 года назад +451

    I love how she asks "Where did did you get this" then runs off with the product😂😂😂😂

    • @STACIOUS7
      @STACIOUS7 4 года назад +8

      Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eleahchris
      @Eleahchris 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @yasminister2011
      @yasminister2011 2 года назад

      😅😂😂😂

  • @cyndiscofield9162
    @cyndiscofield9162 4 года назад +433

    "Does she have hair that looks like she got bangs that go all around her head and never stop?"

  • @ericrinald6249
    @ericrinald6249 Год назад +4

    "So the ghosts think I'm awake" omg that's awesome haha

  • @iosoi3145
    @iosoi3145 8 месяцев назад +3

    There's a Target Lady so similar to this at my nearest Kmart. I overheard her co-worker saying to her "what are you on though? Seriously!" 😂

    • @opaqueblackhole
      @opaqueblackhole 8 месяцев назад

      😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

  • @leathelesbo865
    @leathelesbo865 4 года назад +575

    "My eyes feel like I have been staring at the sun AGAIN."
    DAMMIT TARGET LADY

    • @Miolnir3
      @Miolnir3 4 года назад +2

      What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

    • @leathelesbo865
      @leathelesbo865 4 года назад +2

      @@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 4 года назад +3

      Terget

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 4 года назад +1

      @@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

  • @GreenWeasel11
    @GreenWeasel11 3 года назад +509

    Hey, he called a "guest" a "customer". He's not a real Target employee, excuse me, "team member".

    • @ajnachakraguy
      @ajnachakraguy 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 3 года назад +1

      @Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

    • @phoeberulesall1294
      @phoeberulesall1294 3 года назад +14

      As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

    • @GreenWeasel11
      @GreenWeasel11 3 года назад +3

      @@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

    • @denisecontreras1635
      @denisecontreras1635 3 года назад +3

      I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

  • @That_gwrl_El
    @That_gwrl_El 3 года назад +2

    This is so amazing I love everything about snl

  • @PatMahomesBurner15
    @PatMahomesBurner15 Месяц назад +3

    Wiig Is Funny as Hell

  • @janemarsh759
    @janemarsh759 8 лет назад +1053

    "Drives to Florida just to see Florida " lol

    • @dansingwithpiano4509
      @dansingwithpiano4509 5 лет назад +2

      She better not drive to Florida

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 лет назад

      @Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 лет назад

      @Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure 7 лет назад +2140

    I always feel sad for this lady in this sketch. She is so alone and everybody avoids her.

    • @pim666
      @pim666 7 лет назад +57

      Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

    • @user-tc1ol9if5j
      @user-tc1ol9if5j 7 лет назад +109

      and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

    • @kustomkure
      @kustomkure 7 лет назад +5

      Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

    • @momof2796
      @momof2796 7 лет назад +57

      belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

    • @thatdude1278
      @thatdude1278 7 лет назад +31

      Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

  • @lgstar3363
    @lgstar3363 Год назад +1

    I watch this over and over and can’t stop laughing every single time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-wg4zm5qn9g
    @user-wg4zm5qn9g 3 месяца назад +2

    Such an amazing actress

  • @heyitsnathanofficial
    @heyitsnathanofficial 8 лет назад +714

    WELCOME TO TERGET

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart 3 года назад +274

    "It's just a job!" he tells the person whose name is literally Target Lady.

    • @johnhawley9717
      @johnhawley9717 3 года назад

      No

    • @transmission5694
      @transmission5694 2 года назад +6

      i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

  • @tas22222
    @tas22222 Месяц назад +3

    I love her, and I constantly laugh at THIS target lady sketch the HALF an ALMOND just makes me burst out laughing every single TIME, I now say it even if im eating a handful, IT WORKED! !! we love you Kristen!!

  • @marusiamarusia6907
    @marusiamarusia6907 2 года назад +1

    One of the best skits, hilarious!!!!

  • @illumi._.
    @illumi._. 5 лет назад +636

    If you met this lady in real life.
    All you could do is smile awkwardly and try to get out of Target as fast as possible

    • @comeausgamingcorner1259
      @comeausgamingcorner1259 5 лет назад +9

      oh there is always an employee with a personality at target that's all you want to do is smile and do the work and then GTFO

    • @carin5654
      @carin5654 5 лет назад +3

      ILLuminated Onxy Yup, that’s what I do. I always seem to get those types lolol. I learned right away not to say anything. Just smile and nod... than escape as fast as possible before something crazy happens, like they try and up sell me 🤨😂

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. 5 лет назад +2

      I so lazy I swear.
      It's been 2 months and still didn't fix my grammar mistake

    • @btfan-jd6nx
      @btfan-jd6nx 5 лет назад

      Why do you think i go to Wal-Mart?

    • @libby1611
      @libby1611 5 лет назад

      *Turguet

  • @MichelleAndJeff
    @MichelleAndJeff 4 года назад +433

    “It’ll be 441 dollars.”
    Literally what it’s like to shop at target.

    • @flashgordon3715
      @flashgordon3715 3 года назад +3

      Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 года назад +1

      Don't be ridiculous.

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 3 года назад

      shop at Coles

    • @DrSlick
      @DrSlick 3 года назад +1

      Better than shopping at Walmart.

  • @daringmore6892
    @daringmore6892 2 года назад +7

    1st time seeing her character. Those immediate response to every moment she makes so real in her own myriadical style thinking is hilarious, and her flow of matched response in labyrinths of humor every surprise comment are adorable and stealth. Amazing, the missing cashier is priceless. Thank you so much. Laughter is believed one of the greatest healers on Earth.

  • @sheenabean9995
    @sheenabean9995 Год назад +1

    She plays every part amazingly!!

  • @leonelguerra380
    @leonelguerra380 9 лет назад +1957

    Kristen Wiig is the queen of comedy ♡

    • @JK-cs1fd
      @JK-cs1fd 8 лет назад +1

      +Leonel Guerra ??

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 6 лет назад +18

      Right on! No-one does awkward characters as awkwardly as Kristen

    • @djdb1214
      @djdb1214 5 лет назад +1

      I say McCarthey

    • @forensicsciencefan5645
      @forensicsciencefan5645 5 лет назад +3

      Not even close.

    • @lordcerrousV
      @lordcerrousV 5 лет назад +1

      Leonel Guerra no it’s Melissa McCarthy

  • @ryanlilly7264
    @ryanlilly7264 3 года назад +223

    The way she says “are you a hoarder” always kills me

  • @jacobtheguitarman7584
    @jacobtheguitarman7584 3 года назад +1

    This is the kind of energy I needed today .

  • @nadine9847
    @nadine9847 Месяц назад

    By far one of my most favorite sketches of all time! Hands down!!! 👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌

  • @jamesmcintyre4480
    @jamesmcintyre4480 5 лет назад +691

    She sounds like someone's Mom

    • @lizmowrey9866
      @lizmowrey9866 5 лет назад +2

      Right?!

    • @Risingofthephoenixxx
      @Risingofthephoenixxx 5 лет назад +14

      Lmao more like someone's aunt

    • @cozylime_2006
      @cozylime_2006 4 года назад +1

      Yes. She is soooooo flippinn talkative

    • @samuelbarber4154
      @samuelbarber4154 4 года назад +1

      I think she is just a middle aged mom who's kids finally left the house and now she's sad.

  • @byronsenior6499
    @byronsenior6499 3 года назад +324

    She's such a great actress. This is such an easy role to overdue. But she gets the mannerisms and physical expressions just right.

  • @ifoundmyberries4203
    @ifoundmyberries4203 3 года назад +12

    Now whenever I'm at target I always say "ERMAHGERD TERGHET" and people think i'm crazy

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 8 месяцев назад

    I think this might be my favorite of Kristen’s many brilliant characters 😂

  • @KawaiiLollypop
    @KawaiiLollypop 3 года назад +109

    I love Kenan's lil enthused "How come?!" after the Target Lady tells him abt keeping all her magazines. There's just something abt one of her customers finding amusement in her antics instead of annoyance/discomfort that I find endearing.

  • @tomripsin730
    @tomripsin730 5 лет назад +1103

    2:35 $38.51 for a DVD, deodorant and some paper plates?

    • @jessn.2665
      @jessn.2665 5 лет назад +118

      Tom Ripsin maybe it was Blu-ray

    • @tomripsin730
      @tomripsin730 5 лет назад +31

      @@jessn.2665 Here's an old guy question: Did they have those in 2013?

    • @shopsshire9282
      @shopsshire9282 5 лет назад +72

      You can pay this price at Target in 2018 for these three items if you have the right brands.

    • @camicupid5306
      @camicupid5306 5 лет назад +78

      I think $20 was an "escape the Terrrget lady tax"

    • @OctoganicAngel
      @OctoganicAngel 5 лет назад +31

      Yes. This is Target we’re talking about.

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 Месяц назад +1

    She made me so happy to see her this circle week hahaha this target lady character is the new Flo, Kristen is a legend!

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 Месяц назад +2

    was this written by Mulaney

  • @esimansa8071
    @esimansa8071 4 года назад +2108

    Who is here during Corona quarantine?

  • @lookitmom0687
    @lookitmom0687 5 лет назад +327

    I wish i was as enthusiastic about anything as this woman was about working at Target

  • @syniron6670
    @syniron6670 Месяц назад +2

    4:53..."Kohl's...who are you, Donald Trump?" 😶 Why does he have to be everywhere!

  • @t.mcgahee
    @t.mcgahee Месяц назад +1

    The Minnesota accent is perrrfect 👌🏾

  • @ayatollahrocknrolla
    @ayatollahrocknrolla 6 лет назад +416

    $38 for some disposable cocktail plates, Madagascar on DVD and some deodorant?

    • @mariyaa111
      @mariyaa111 5 лет назад +43

      ayatollahrocknrolla You know that Madagascar movie was $19.99 @ Target !😂

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView 5 лет назад +54

      It's Turget. You pay more for better looking clientele and less risk of communicable diseases.

    • @perry_carrey8327
      @perry_carrey8327 5 лет назад +1

      Always nice looking women at Target!

    • @johnprew1792
      @johnprew1792 5 лет назад +4

      EmeraldView And it's money well spent!

    • @queenoftruth8543
      @queenoftruth8543 5 лет назад

      ayatollahrocknrolla Yesss! 🤣 Slap in the face for Target!🤣🤣🤣🤣