You Think I'm the Beast? - Saturday Night Live
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The Beauty and the Beast realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Aired 10/17/09
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Kristen's high pitched Disney voice is on point.
😂 And I love that her voice becomes normal Kristen after he tells her he can't wait for her transformation.
@@ashley_ashbee yep. It's like how young women try to present themselves a certain way for the first couple of months of a relationship so the guy will like them. When women are older we don't give a damn. Like us for who we are. Older women don't buy the fairy tale. 😄
And vibrato.
@@beatricet5682 that's because older women are bitter that life ain't work out
@@suburbcinderella For some not all. A content women has evolved therefore they have learned to love thyself. For when you love yourself with all your flaws you won't put up with chaos, nonsense, drama, etc...Fairy tales are for girls and reality is for women. A grown women protects their inner peace. Although, to cultivate that peace takes trial and error.
Her face when he says “I can hardly wait until your transformation” cracked me up 😂
Best part of the skit for me. I love how she remained smiling with her eye brows raised for like five seconds, like um... excuse me?
Same. The way she raised her eyebrows just killed me.
I thought the whole skit was perfect. But I really liked the emphasis on “ass”…When beast first says, “I like a big ass” it’s a hopeful confession finally released.
I initially thought he was talking about her transforming into a beast like himself. "You know. Like in Shrek."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The moment when a parody has a better dress then a big budget live action remake.
The moment when a parody has a better everything than a big-budget live-action remake.
That is exactly what I thought!
😂truth Enozmah lol
So true just coz someone didn't want to wear a corset😂
shit, you're right, lol
"Once in college I dated a menorah" has got to be one of my favorite lines
Gerard Butler was cracking up when Lumiere said that!
I don't get it
@@nobunnyspecial interesting. Guess I gotta look it up to see what went over my head.
I pisssed 😭😂
@@nobunnyspecial, not a gay joke. Most people date outside of their "demographic" in college (e.g. a different, race, religion, etc).
The COSTUME DESIGN for a 5 min comedy sketch is unbelievably good. I hope Snl got their people a nomination for this that year.
5:13.
Here here!
that dress is a prop dress that has been used several times
🙄 yeah they must have went all out by borrowing some clothing and other prop items from the local high school
Way better than the 2017 remake
"Like a big ass, tale as old as time"
Truer words has never been spoken before
Next weekend (hopefully lol)
🤣🤣🤣
Are you sure he didn't mean "tail as old as time"...
Agreed !!! 😂😂😂
I'm all about the 3:45
Kristen Wiig’s ability to do her lines without constantly talking to the camera is what always set her apart more than anyone else on SNL
They are told to read the cue cards. The lines often change at the very last minute.
She's very clearly and consistently looking at the cue cards. Look at her eyes when she's facing Gerald, you can see her eyes glance over at the cards every now and then to make sure her lines are still the same. She might memorize a bit better but she still uses the cards.
@@sws212 Some are better at reading cue cards than others.
Earwigs?
@@sws212we know. The dialogues can change between rehrersal and shooting. That's why they have to read the cue cards
I love how he repeats "A big ass" a second time, realizes he's in trouble and it's not going well... so he immediately starts the song again to try and get out of it.
Hes wrong. Men like boney flat and looks like they are from a concentration camp
Those costumes are rad as hell
Was thinking the exact same thing. Must've cost them a fortune.
Lisa Wang they probably borrowed them from the Broadway show.
Danté Pélayo. I was thinking the same thing
Lisa Wang yeah that dress though!!
Chelsea Yun j hm. Bb the o
What a singing voice Gerard has, though.
U know he was the phantom of the opera in the movie, where he sang
@@bmarin1972 Yes. One of my favorite movies of all time.
Yes!
Also PS I love you
He has a much better signing voice here compared to Phantom of the Opera
2:18 Whispering that line was the best delivery possible. Gerard should do more comedy
When Kristin Wig started sing 😂😂😂💀💀💀. She is one of the greatest cast members ever
She's got some pipes.
WTF, Kristen Wiig manages to be both good at singing and funny at the same time. She's so talented.
+Simon Brooke But without the BIG ASS :P
+Simon Brooke i love her dress, it real nice and i would dare say that it's better then the one from the Disney film.
She's the most annoying thing ever-
agree！ and I super love her!
She should have her own fanclub! 🙌🏾
Humour aside, they have surprisingly good singing voices! XD
Gerard Butler was The Phantom of The Opera, look it up!
Oriol Bertran Mazon Neato! :D
Gerard Butler did sing almost all the songs in Phantom of the Opera, but emmy Rossum didn't. It was a professional singer that sang for her. She sang one song, partly.
*****
Emmy Rossum sung her own songs, only the role of La Carlotta wasn't sung by the actress.
classicalhero7
she has sung only a few. But, in the Phantom of the Opera she doesn't sing, it is a beautiful voice of a professional singer.
"Although once in college I dated a menorah."
The way he delivered that line had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
Butler slayed this sketch. Singing and comedic timing was impeccable.
"I'm only attracted to other candelabras. Though once in college, I dated a menorah." 🤣🤣🤣
Best line
Can you explain that joke to me?
@@blackspiderman1887 I think the joke is suppose to be he once dated a Jewish girl; but since they're candle sticks she'd be a menorah. At least that's what I got from it.
@@MaryC861 I get it now. I didnt know what a menorah was
@@blackspiderman1887 It's a type of candle holder used for the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah
"well beast is a strong word, you're the one that started throwing 'beast' around. I'd say you're like a 6"
LMAO AMAZING
don't get the joke =( What is the point? May some1 explain pls?
🤣🤣🤭
Buuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnn! He just killing it!!!!
What does 6 means ?
@@Scientudio scale of hotness 1-10 with being worst and 10 being best
DAMN!!! Gerald Butler can SING!!!😮😮😮
He sang as The Phantom in Phantom of the Opera!
Yea he did and movingly too. You felt his anger and pain in phantom of the opera.
I didn’t recognize him.
@@lupitajones7 Me neither, I recognized his voice only once I read the comments.
Yeah, sort of... professionally speaking...
This skit has some of the best acting of any snl skit ever. Everyone hit their lines perfectly. This gets better each time I watch it
Lol, this dress is way better than the live action movie version
Agreed. Even her hair is great!
🤣🤣🤣 y'all HORRIBLE
Agreed!🤣😂
You ain't lying.
Surprised by Butler’s great singing, then I remembered he did Phantom of the Opera.
It’s not all ‘this is Sparta’ 😁
Truly impressed with Gerard Butler's comedic timing. He's selling this hard.
Probably his best work ever.
I’d never guess this is Gerard Butler.
@@SnowDaulphin I had to look it up. EVERYONE ELSE was recognizable, no problem. Good makeup. He still smells like a stripper.
@@loginregional But doesn’t even sound like him. He kind of has an Aussie accent in his movies.
@@loginregional 😆😆😆😆😆
This is one of the smartest, funniest SNL parodies ever. Butler is awesome. Love switcheroo. Awesome
4:21 “How does she know we call it an Ass Castle?” 😭☠️🤣
This is literally the plot of Shrek.
Except Shrek thought Fionna was beautiful both before and after the transformation.
I literally thought the same thing
Something about the animation of Shrek made me nauseous. And the sequels were insufferable.
@@kendomyers The story line is for children. The sickly sweetness of it makes adults nauseous. Welcome to parenthood.
@@davidson46100
Normally I would be insulted by the phrase "welcome to 'xyz'" since only insufferable assholes use that phrase.
However, our first child, an unexpected pandemikid, is due this month so I will say "thank you." I really am entering parenthood for the first time.
...
I was 16 when Shrek came out. With its all-star cast and pop music soundtrack I know it wasnt just meant for babies.
My parents, two huge theater/literature/cinema nerds, never showed me garbage (like most of Disney's catalogue).
I too will not show my child Shrek but will instead show them well made entertainment.
"Why don't you just hook up with her?" (Slight Pause) Beast: "Well, we do. All the time." lol
That explains why Mrs. Potts has so many children with unnamed fathers...
@@dixiecronin7791 OMG! Shut up please 🙄🙄🙄
@@dixiecronin7791 loooool
Now that you mentioned it. 🤔
Have fun in your ass castle anyone care for a tea party 😂
This is pretty much a perfect skit. Solid underlying joke. Well written. Just amazing delivery. Every joke genuinely funny.
It is up there with their best skits ever: celebrity jeopardy, UFO group and the Rock mean promo skits
It was ok. Dont exaggerate.
@@hv3115 It was a lot better than "okay". Not a top #20 skit, but pretty darn good.
@@hv3115 way better than "ok". Though the rest of the skits he mentioned are hardly as good
Never saw it before now. Really brilliant all the way around.
In my opinion ..this skit is so perfect from start to finish..not a single dull moment and every character is on point...every joke lands perfectly 🤩
Not just that but also the set design, clothes, and the singing are also amazing.
The way he whispers "big ass" kills me every time
How is it possible that a barely 5 minute SNL skit has a better ballgown than the upcoming Disney movie? T_T
Those look like the costumes from the Broadway show.
writerspen010 lighting
She wanted a more mobile dress
Wasn't there a Broadway musical? They probably just borrowed those.
Brendan Mally :O TRUE!
Their looks and singing and performance was so spot on, had this NOT been done for comedy and done straight, I don't think anyone in the audience would have complaint.
"Once in college I dated a menorah." Best line in a skit filled with great lines.
People say Gerard Butler is a bad actor, and then they found he was the beast in this sketch. Friggin' nailed it.
Bad actor? Really? I loved the guy in Rock 'n Rolla. Shitty movies like White house down or some shit like that yes. But BAd?
I never liked Timberlake till I saw his skits
@d R Oh, come on. There have been more good ones. Machine Gun Preacher, 300, Den of Thieves, How to Train Your Dragon. . .
I thought he acted well as the phantom in phantom of the opera (2004) but his singing voice for that specific role was not good enough at all, acting-wise for the role of phantom he nailed it
This is probably the only non shitty work he has every done.
totally missed the opportunity to call it "Booty and the Beast"
Also missed the opportunity.. to use "big ol' booty" instead of big ass, but they tried to be edgy.twas funny tho
ah but you see the problem was the there was no booty
GameArt Stuff hahhaha lmao..you savage for that one
Booty and the breast
@@mahandmc5718 yes it would. Cant believe 3.4k people thought this was so funny they choose to like the comment, seems a bit excessive
I truly admire what actors can do with a single, well timed subtle expression.
Who ever did the wardrobe for this sketch deserves a pay raise.
Booty and the Beast. :D
niceonefransi ba dum tiss
+niceonefransi or Beauty and the Breast. :)
hey
ayyyyye
niceonefransi nice one fransi
Her dress is better than the one in the new movie.
Anything Anything it's really not
Not really
Emma wore the worst dress of Belle
This dress is tacky for me..
It might be the original Broadway costume...there's a warehouse in NYC where they store old costumes from productions and SNL rents many costumes from there
It's exceptionally difficult to pull off a surprise twist in a comedy sketch this good. Bravo!
Once in college i dated a menorah. 😂😂.best line of the skit.
Why is the SNL version of the gold dress much better than the live action movie?
I came here to ask exactly this. You know it's bad when SNL's dress is better.
Me too!
Because Emma was the one who ruined it with her demands to be comfortable
@@TheJuiceor what’s wrong with being comfortable?
@@AnythingBtOrdinary91 everything. Beauty is pain.
Kristen Wiig is PERFECTION.
gum is perfection
thegossipswan009 tru dat
Perfect 👌
thegossipswan009 *_SHE IS MORE THAN PERFECTION_*
thegossipswan009 i
“Once in college I dated a Menora.” 😂😂😂I can’t…😂😂😂
@Cookie Food only because you didn't get it.
Wow, Butler held his american accent whole time. Can't make him do that for movies but here he commited
I think their costumes and voices are actually bomb!!Good job!
"But when I was in college I dated a menorah!"
Bill Hader kills it!
I missed that one
I don't get it, care to explain 😅
@@jesvinmathew5103 Jewish candle 🕎, part of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.
800th 👍
I like the clock joke also 3-45
Kristen Wiig actually looks like a beautiful princess in this skit, she has it all.
No she doesnt. She's always been a skinny plain-jane. A 6 or 7 at best. Plus she has no ass.
And her A .. is great. 10
"I'd say you're like a six" I'm amazed that didn't get a bigger reaction. I wasn't expecting that at all.
"I can't hardly wait 'till your transformation" hahahaha....cracked me up!!!
Hello Kathleen, how are you doing?
The outfits, the set design, literally everything is incredible and on point wtf, the amount of time that goes into each skit for snl is incredible
Back then in those years long ago, yes. Today it's unwatchable
@@zachbraxton1997 Ok, snowflake.
"Have fun in your ass castle" this broke me...😂😂🤣
The fact that they're all good singers as well shows how good the SNL casting is!
These costumes are actually kind of beautiful....
yep
Better than the live action movie by Disney
"I like a big ass, Tale as old as time"...
hilarious
Kirsten and Gerard are off the charts brilliant in this sketch.
3:35 "Why don't you go hook up with her"...."We do, all the time" Excellent delivery! "How did she know we call it an "Ass Castle"....dang, this was a great sketch all the way through. Loved the switched perspective on the Beast.
when Wiig started to sing... LMAO !!!
Kristen Wiig can actually sing well, but, in here she is putting on an annoying singing voice on purpose.
***** its a Disney singing voice
@@A-small-amount-of-peas Not really. It's kinda/sorta a bad/good imitation of Ariana Grande's version of the song. Disney gets singers to do the radio-release version, but the song in the movie was sung by the teapot (some very white woman was singing).
Is that really Kristen singing tho?
When is there going to be a story of a handsome young man with a good heart falling in love with an older and grotesque female monster, who also lives in a castle with slaves? I want to see it.
+Riku Soikkeli when is there going to be a law that does not give women privilege?
U ashram is a stupid ass, there are already sooo many laws that give men more privilege. Your menimist bullshit is totally invalid
Well that escalated quickly.
Riku Soikkeli
There was. It's called Sunset Boulevard.
You guys ruin disney's business and literally royally fuck up my happy childhood memories.. That were very rare .
This skit had SO many unexpected zingers... "Ohhh my darling...I can _hardly_ wait for *your* transformation..." And he said that with SUCH sincerity and longing...
I nominate whoever wrote the 3:45 joke for an underappreciated genius award and OHMIGOD, moynihan says it AT the 3:45 timestamp!
Wow! That has to be a crazy coincidence!! 😂 Thanks for noticing that!
And his mustache are clock hands ... at 3:45.
“Tale as old a timeee” that part had me cryinggg😭😭
I have settled for women with little ass my whole life and then end up staring at women who have nice big asses at Walmart.
I will no longer settle. From now on, instead of settling for whatever women are into me, I am going to go after the women with a bigger ass that I am really attracted to.
It's hilarious, the way she imitates the typical Disney singing voice and turns it into a caricature at the same time
It was so good
One of the best SNL skits ever..
These actors were brilliant. The look she gives him with raised eyebrows, when he first mentions "her" transformation is priceless.
😂😂😂who ever wrote this is freaking talented
Poor talented, being freaked all the time
Upton Robotics Pty Ltd this comment made my day
Mulaney
My niece used to look at the story book and point at the beast when saying "beauty", and to Belle when saying "and the beast"!! LOL
The whole sketch is hilarious, but the “…how did she know we called it an Ass Castle?” kills me every time 😂
THE TEA LADY AT 3:55 💀💀💀💀
A 5 minute sketch that's insanely better than a 2 hour movie, incredible
Kristen Wiig's facial expressions are absolutely brilliant!
"Anyone Care For A Tea Party" is a loaded joke.😮😅
SNL never fails to make me laugh so hard I almost spit up my Coca-Cola. I have been a fan since the FIRST episode in 1975. Still hysterical and amazing!
I can't believe no one is talking about the "3:45 ass" joke. Brilliant!
That’s funny because it actually is the time when the joke occurs.
@@faitodeyo7019 Almost. It's 3:43
That was the only moment in the whole skit where I kind of said, meh. He broke the illusion for me.
Might have to start using that... the same basic set up and punchline in the context of a completely different sketch...
“I like an ass like Jesus.” ✝️ 👐
The thing is, at 3:45, the hour hand is almost down to 4. A 3:45 ass would be asymmetrical and saggy on one side. I'm more of a 2:46 ass man myself.
“I’m a candelabra, I’m only attracted to other candelabras. Although once in college I dated a menorah” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh Bill 💓
This version was even better than the original ! Love the plot twist it has me laughing throughout the whole skit !!! Gerard as the beast nailed it and his singing voice was gorgeous ! He needs too do more comedy he is hysterical especially when he calls her the beast so funny !!!!!!
"Yeah, we were just singing about it." Points to self: "Beauty and the Beast." LOL
I always thought he looked so much better as the Beast than human in the movie!
definetly
same I always way that
Me too. I liked the beast way better than the prince.
YES 😂 I thought i was the only sick bitch who thought this
Ree K me too! The beast is sexy AF. Lol
2:20
The delivery is what made it.
How did I never see this before??? This is one of the best skits with amazing costume design and all perfectly done.
Props to the piano player. Syncing up effortlessly at 1:39/2:35/the end, and just generally hitting the (acting) beats so well.
0:33 I’m putting this here so I can rewind and watch her sing again and again
The moment when you realize that the comment about 3:45 ASS happens exactly at 3:45 of the clip. Clock slang to the max
Wow, that’s some comedic mystery for you.
He sings so beautifully!❤
Booty and the Beast.
comic genius in the making
@@dominicnewby3510 i dont remember making this comment🤷🏾♂️
Finally explains where all those teacups came from. A whole cupboard full!
Underrated comment 😂
Kristin Wiig is so brilliant. she ONLY RAISES HER EYEBROWS at 1:24 and the laugh that comes from me is so loud
The Minute she hit that note i would have broke character
1:14 That reaction is so Rachel from Friends :D
absolutely!
while 2:20 that's her Doris Day impression! :-D
Ahaha I see it now
In whole skit she acts like Rachel
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
True.. But Kristen is way better
Her outrage "You think I'm the beast" has me crying . I can watch this over and over.
I finally watched Beauty and the Beast and kept thinking about this skit throughout it. The menorah line sticks in my head lol
"I can hardly wait until your transformation"
Back then this was a hilarious line. Now days that means something else entirely lol 😆
To be fair, it's not like trans people are something new to this world. 🤣🤣
'As soon as he said, I can't wait until YOUR transformation'
I was like oooh dayum shits about to go down 😂😂😂
Hahaha, Kristen's face at 1:16 always gets me
oh man.. so funny! i guess i could rewind and re-watch it like 30 times and still be laughing my ass off :-)
3:40 too!
Jokes aside, Kristen Wiig should actually voice in a Disney movie!
They did an INCREDIBLE job on that dress!
0:38 Didn't anybody noticed how good is gerard voice? he's really can sing!!!
Bill's accent is spot on here!
Bill Hader plays the candelabra....
+Amy K His performance was spot on, amazing.
He sounds more like an Italian tbh.
I have to say Kristen is so good I wish she could sing the whole song with her voice, I love her
Beast : I like a big ass!
Don't we all Gerard...don't we all!!! 🤣👍❤️
Nobody:
Bill Hader dressed as a candle: *B O N S O I R*
LMFAO
Although once in college I dated a menorah.... Hehehe
What is menorah?
@@TheGreenbutsad what us, Jews, use for Hanukkah.
I work with a woman called Menorah 😁
He experimented haha