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Prepare for a hard landing. Aired 09/26/09
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The most unbelievable part of this is how much leg room the passengers have.
Maybe they're in first class.
the first class thing should be a whole other comedy sketch! Lmao
And seatbelts don't help when a plane goes down
Right? 😂😅
Oh for sure lol
Please do not panic, the pilot is scared...
Sounds logical =) Don't scare him more. folks xD
don't wanna panic at the air boat
It’s ok we’re not at the disco
"Aw kay"
Thought "please do not pilot is dead" is better
If Ya'll know southern women, you know this is SPOT ON. They can say the absolute worse thing and make it sound so peaceful and soothing.
😆
I would actually prefer getting bad news in this soothing way :)
Artificial. That’s the hallmark of Southern women. Artificial blond hair, artificial subjugation to their men, and artificial Christianity.!These days we can tack artificial patriotism on too.
These folk replace decency with manners and pretend that’s good.
@@bunnif3r ok
@@waves291 it does help you process things better lol
I grew up in Alabama all my life and every single teacher I ever had spoke just like this! The "ok" is spot on! All we're missing is "bless your heart"😂!
My thoughts exactly
So is this a flight from Birmingham, Al
That's when you know shits going down if a bless your heart spills out like hot molasses on a July 4th weekend at high noon.
Bless your heart sweet’dhart!
Okayyyyyyy 😂😂
"Please do not panic, the pilot is scared...okaaaaay"
Here I am , 2021 watching a 2013 SNL video. It does not get old!
@@mikedade1043 it’s Kristen, she’s so funny on every level
Once she said "scared" I lost it 😭💀🤣
@@mikedade1043 This sketch aired in 2009. It was uploaded here in 2013.
“You will have your items with you... on your half” 😂
Blahaha
I choked haha
Hahahahahaha 🙆🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
That was the moment I decided it was a good SNL skit (they aren't all😛).
Awesome line for sure😂
"Please do not panic, the pilot is scared" one of the best lines on SNL
I'm a flight attendant and I'm screaming laughing "We're out of Terra Chips"
😂😂😂😂😂 same (fellow flight attendant)
"...do not panic, the pilot is scared" gets me everytime
"So you will have your items with you... in your half"
"...and now he is crying" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scart
That line, in itself, deserves an Oscar
I don't know how I heard "dead" originally, until I read this comment. Not sure if that's worse.
The best part is after Kristen Wiig says “you cannot act crazy” she turns her head and grins. 😂😂😂
That got me too
Yeah. I think she’s a comedic genius. Even though I’m not always a fan of female comedians. Lol.
Yes
@@eugenerabinovich1115 what a fucking idiotic comment🙄
Oh kayyy??
We failed Megan Fox. And this is proof.
She is such a powerhouse.
SHE failed herself.
Hardly shes always tried her best.
She’s makin her come back
@@as-nm7qj she spoke up for herself and hollywood ditched her
No, we loved her. The industry failed her.. we still love her
Megan's makeup looks so 70's like the old disaster movies of that era. Totally did a great job on her. Like a 70's era young Liz Taylor.
She actually reminds me of a blonde Karen Black circa Airport 75! ✈️
Omg yes, I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of !
@@DeborahFoxx 👍
She looks more 50's era pinup style, especially with that mole on her upper lip. Sort of like Mamie Van Duren.
@@eduardopena5893 i was thinking later '50s, yeah! gorgeous
I lost my shit at the way she said "we have decided to land in the oceannnn..." xD
Jerry Jam okkkeyy
Jerry Jam me too XD
Hahahaha. That was the bit that got me too. I had to rewind that a few times
I know right? And then just walked away xDD
Hahah. My overall favorite part of this whole skit is the moment between “oceannn” and hanging up the mic.
“I’m gonna need you to be my strong buuuunch.” 🤣😂
Haha that was my favorite part 😂
Kristen And Megan's Voices Are Soothing In This Skit.
Kristin is literally the funniest person I’ve seen on this show
She is the best. If you don't know who Nora Dunn is check her out, you're sure to like her if you like Kristen
Yes.
Dana carvey and Kristen are the 2 best ever.
Kristen is great, but SNL has always had top-notch women on the show. Gilda Radner, Cheri Oteri, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kate McKinnon...just to name a few.
But, Kristen and Kate definitely have some of the best deliveries I've ever seen!
Nora Dunn, really? Seriously?
What a killjoy wet blanket.
Sorry, no comparison to Wiig.
Megan Fox was great in this. They always say how bad actress she is etc., but she had amazing comedy timing in this one. Okaaaay?
+Vas V Why would I want to jerk off with her if I was a little gay boy?
+V. V. oooo buuuurnn ^
who was looking at her acting!!!!
Yea she's super hot Okaaaay.
yes amazingly yes and also looking very gorgeous
"I can't believe our vacation is over"
"Yeah now we gotta go back home to Hawaii"
snatchadams69 idk why I cracked up
🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of Tamera housley 😂
Maybe they live in hawaii and vacationing in a diff country 🤣
@@mhonpie not "maybe". That's just what it is. The joke is that it's ironic.
Kristen Wiig is such a good actress. She acts so natural.
She is very talented.
Why doesn't Megan Fox get major roles? She is an amazing actress...
It’s a combination of things. 1st she was blacklisted. & People only view her as the “hot girl” so she was typecasted as well.
I had heard she’s hard to work with. Don’t really know if that’s true.
@@karenkelly-dillenbeck9209 I think she's real smart and just wants to be heard sometimes . A lot of actors want some say in a movie, it's not being hard to get along with, IMO.
Thank you. My roommates ex wife cute her down in front of me an all I was thinking was it's because he took a 20 yr old who hit in him online because he has zero personal life an doesn't ever look. Little girl just didn't know jack.
@@SS-bz4ze what ????!!
"I am gonna see if I can sneak you guys some pretzels." :D heheheh kristen Wig is super awesome....
Hahaha true
She is my favorite comedian, by far!
This just proves that Megan Fox got typecast after Transformers. She is funny and has great timing, so why isn't she in more movies?
I guess she was pretty awful on set
@@laurahall2710 no she wasn't. Everyone knows that when an actress is "hard to work with", that means she actually tried to stand up for herself on set.
@@spamacc8540 that’s sexist. So basically you say there a good guy and douche bags. But women can’t be “hard to work with” I guess you never met a guy who was Hard to work With before
@@gatortown4323 no, what's actually sexist is that in most scenarios where you hear about actresses being hard to work with, it's typically that they attempted to be more involved with their roles/stand up to misogyny, and the execs gave them the "hard to work with" label as a result. Not saying a woman can't be hard to work with, but that in a majority of scenarios, she's not hard to work with at all and is actually a victim of misogyny.
Bc Michael Bay was awful to Megan on set, she stood up for herself, and he then proceeded to blacklist her. Megan is a victim of misogyny in the industry.
I AM a DFW flight attendant & I swear I have flown with these ladies! Several times! I loved it, y’all! And I’m so proud they found the pretzels for everyone, tooo! Okaaay!
"We have decided to land in the ocean, Ok." turns around and walks out. 😆😅🤣😂
2:14 You will have your items.....with you....on your half. 😂
Hahaha.. this got me too
Went looking for this comment. I loved that one! hahaha
Thank you, best line
Megan Fox is actually pretty funny in this sketch. Kristen Wiig is AMAZING as usual! Okay?
Izumi Inoue of
Aw kayyy
@tommy fasthorse Yup!
Okaayyy... fine no need to yell in a 4 year old comment lol
@@xEdwinx covid 19 is a Hoax. It is not real.
Kristen Wiig just nails these types. The "I need y'all to be my strong bunch" line killed -- especially with the facial expressions.
"I'm just gonna see if I can sneak you guys some pretzels" lol
Megan Fox looks spectacular in this.
as always
what the fuck
Kinda looks like Marilyn Monroe
She realy does. Blonde is a great color for her. Good accent, too.
OMG!!! I did not see that! She could actually act! Falling in love with her every second...
THE WAVE WHEN SHE SAID "I'm gonna see if I can sneak you guys some pretzels." LMFAOO
I love it 😂👏🏻
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been coming back to this video for 9 years to see if they landed safely 😢
These ladies nailed the Southerners' mannerisms and accents! Wow!!!:
I worked at a hotel and almost every guest from the South acted like these "flight attendants" LOL!
Kristen’s little glance back at 1:30 is so funny
Yes😂 A cute smile that looks like it's up to no good😆
She can say a lot with just a look. :-) She was once one of the briefcase ladies on a Deal or No Deal skit. No lines. And she absolutely stole the whole bit! :-)
Megan Fox held her own against Kristin Wiig. Kudos to her!
Megan is a 'dime' too.
That’s a bit of an exaggeration. Kristen was way better but Megan wasn’t too bad.
@@yesungjongmyangel I agree, Kristen is tough to match, let alone top. The only SNL Guest Host I ever saw outshine Kristen in a sketch was Miley Cyrus when they were two southern women selling moisturizing cream and CDs in a TV infomercial. Here's the link:
ruclips.net/video/Na89OF7Fq48/видео.html
"I'm gonna need you to be My strong bunch" ah geez 🤣😆🤣😆
Megan was born three days before me in the same Tennessee town, so that accent was legit lol
Good
Oak Ridge
"It depends on where you're seated. You guys are fine." I died on that part. And the southern accent? Gosh!!! Hahahahahah.. Megan Fox is so good I didn't recognize her!
Countrycowboy08 She's from Tennessee though it seems.
"We're just gunna glide right on in....(pause) at about 700 miles per hour" lmao 😂😂
🤣 hahaha favorite part! (Searched for this comment )
Anyone else bothered by "glide right in" (it's not a Cessna, which is the only advantage of such over a 747) and at "700 miles per hour" when they go about 500 mph?
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Well, after you account for the hurricane-level 200 MPH tail-wind....sounds about right.
I'm a flight attendant. Some of my co-workers remind me so muh of these 2 gals !
2:08 Kirsten Wiig had me on the floor. “ please make sure your items are stowed beneath you just in case plane does rip in half … you will have your items with you on your half” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 even the way Kirsten comes through the curtains, they way sure hold her hands 🙌- all spot on.
I LOVE Kristen Wiig!!!
+MissFawlty totally second that, she's cool!
i love kristen wiig!!
Me too!!! :D Kristen is AWESOME!!!!!!!
She’s brilliant
Funny as hell 🤣😅🤣🤣
Ok, I have to admit: Megan Fox is more talented than I thought.
credit where it's due - she was actually pretty good and I wasn't expecting that
I thought that was Anne Hathaway wtf
@@CooSharn You blind?
Michael Verzeilberg more just super skeptical about megan foxes comedic timing haha.
@@CooSharn Same though! I was rooting lol
When she turned and smiled I lost it!!! Hi-freaking-larious!!😅
Every single thing about this is hilarious 😂 and the soothing southern accents as they convey the awful news😂 and they’re so pretty and reassuring like everyone isn’t about to die a horrible death😩
But, you don't normally die. Even most of Lynyrd Skynyrd lived and the dummy ran out of gas (yeah, I know it's not gas like car fuel)
I think Megan Fox did fabulously here. Just the right amount of comic aloofness and her timing was great. Love her!
She’s always cast into the same type of roles so she isn’t given the chance to show us the hat she can do ☹️
@Pierre DuPont Get out of here. You have a lot of assumption that is so old school. About decades ago ppl tended to act like this, but ppl have grown up and moved on from that sort of self-righteousness. Ain't got time for this.
This is from my generation of the 60's
And Ms. Fox is Southern
@@kirk1007 so she's right wing then?
I need y'all to be my strong bunch XD
“I’m gunna see if eye can sneak yew guys some pretzels…!” *limp wrist* killed meeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she says “we have decided to land in the ocean” and then just walks away I die every time
The short-haired lady scares them to death and blond-haired one confuses the hell out of them.... plus the pilot didn’t help!
Hey, I saw the sketch too!
The truth is a vacation is a get away from your norm. Even Hawaii. #THETRUTH
I think that’s the point...🤷🏻♀️😂
It’s the confusing smile n walk off for me , like , when is they gone put they damn seatbelt on ?! Lol
Thanks for the recap of what I just watched.
Megan fox is so cute as a 60's flight attendant. Lol
Emily Duva: Yeah, I thought it was Anne Hathaway at first.
She reminds me a lot of a blonde Elizabeth Taylor here.
Is it 60's or just american?
She could be a part time model
That's Megan?! She looks prettemier than usual
"OK! So im gonna need y'all to be my strong bunch!" 😂🤣😂🤣
1:35 The delivery is too good--
Omg this is hilarious! When Kristen said "I'm gonna get u some pretzels" I can't
She reminded me of Jennifer Anniston during that part 😂
Oh i was on this flight back in the 80s. Yep pilot literally came on & said we r routing to greenville before we run out of fuel!! And yes the turbulence was horrible, flight attendants were scared, people puking all over. Sure coulda used these 2 ladies on that flight! I didnt fly again for 12yrs!
"Please do not panic, the pilot is scared!" 🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold!
Hannibal as an extra in the back is so random.
I just found out he was a writer for a short period, with only one of his sketches airing.
Which one did he write?
@@DireDandelion Who?
Hahaha good eye!
@@cerealis_5432 he wrote a sketch called The Haney Project with Charles Barkley
came looking for this comment
I am a retired Flight Attendant, and this was not too far fetched. This waa my life for 30 years.
Made it for 30 years, without crashing into the ocean. Nice.
Would you advise becoming a flight attendant.
Damn did you work for spirit airlines?
thanks for your service!
I was literally going to post "thanks for your service" but someone beat me to it. I've worked retail and some people are just insane. I have no idea how you ladies and gentlemen do it, because in retail, you can wait till the person just leaves lol.
Love those wigs & the 50s southern style accents!!❤
What an absolute beautiful face Megan has!
"Ladies and gentleman we are going to land in the ocean...;" and walks away :D.
so obviously the inspiration for this is the Hudson plane crash landing
@@jumpforjoy6 the inspiration for this is your mom
No shit Shirlock.
@@xploration1437 Are you ok? Do you need a hug? 🤣
Megan Fox would have been a great choice for Elizabeth Taylor movie,
For a Karen Black movie
Stockyard Channing for middle age and beyond Liz Taylor.
Ha I just made same comment then scrolled down and read yours.
And Marilyn Monroe
Remake "Cleopatra"? With Jude Law as Julius Caesar, and Ryan Gosling as Mark Anthony? And for Pharaoh Ptolemy XIII, Cleopatra's brother, perhaps cast Henry Cavill (blue eyes like Megan)?
Could be interesting, a bumpy ride for sure.
"I'm trying something and I made a mistake!!" Freaking hilarious 🤣 😆
"I need y'all to be my strong bunch" 😂😂😂😂😂
So fake- they had way too much leg room!
Well obviously 😂its SNL
That was actually pointed out by the pilots during their dialogue.
cause yeah we expect a real plane..not a set😏
Sarcasm anyone?
Liz C it's called a set. Maybe you can learn about the Internet in Kindergarten!😳
I loved the "I'm gonna need y'all to be our strong bunch" ....she reminded me of all of my teachers 1st -12th 🥰
1:00
"Please do not panic. The pilot is scared." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a flawless SNL sketch.
i bet that the voice of the Captain is Bill Hader..
Definitely
Nope, it’s clearly Chris Parnell.
Definitely Chris
@@haggisa dammit, CYRIL!
dielaughing73
Lana! LANA!!! LAAANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
She killed me when she said she'd sneak 'em some pretzels.
Me too! Nothing smooths over the possibility of dying like some pretzels, right? Hahaha 🤣
“I was tryin somethin! I made a mistake!” 😂
1:31 that crazy smile face turn is hilarious. I rewatched the video just for this
“Just in case the plane does... rip in half...” 🤣🤣🤣
*click*
"uh ladies and gentlemen, we have decided to land in the ocean...
...
..."
*click*
Zence 93 it’s gonna be ooookay...
This sketch should be taught at The Groundlings. So many levels 🤣
The Groundlings actually posted a 20-second video of Kristen doing this sketch. She’s the only flight attendant in there too. It’s amazing!
When Saturday night live was actually funny...I sure miss those days
Hello Lisa
How are you doing today?
She just said they gonna land in the ocean and walked out.
One of my top 5 favorite sketches in the history of SNL! My favorite part is "...just in case the plane does rip in half, you will have your items w/you on your half." 😂🤣
Well, then you didn't watch when Chevy chase,Jonn Belushi,Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner,Bill Murray,oh can't forget Dan Ackroyd and when Steve Martin hosted it was out of this world!!!! The best!! Oh,Lorraine Newan too...look it up..the 70s...👍👍✌👍
On your half. 😂😂😂
It's so refreshing to see how good Saturday night live can be when they let actors do some of the acting
So brill! Kristen wig is so talented! They're both great! Love that accent also!
'The pilot is crying'...okaaaay'!
I just realized Hannibal was there. He was sitting next to Bobby.
He could've been a writer for them at some point but yea i just noticed him too
@@jaymills8786 He was a writer there actually. Very short time.
@@yunghentai2946 I love how they include the writers sometimes. I just watched the first "5 Timer's Club" with Tom Hanks from 1990 and Conan O'Brien was the Door Man! :D
@@brandybobandy2194 Yeah it is pretty cool. You may have already known this, but Seth Myers and Mikey Day started out as writers and ended up as cast members. John Mulaney has to be my favorite though; writer turned full on host.
I often come back to this video even though ive seen it many times. One of my all time favorites. I think the current snl has a few good moments here and there but i think was funnier a while back.
“I’m gonna need y’all to be my strong bunch okay 🥰” LMFAOOO
“The pilot is going to try and get control of the plane.... okaaayy.... but if he doesn’t you guys can *not act crazy* ....”
The "ma'am" at 4:34 kills me
😂😂😂
Roflmao
1:29 gold.
I really know someone like those ladies. Optimistic and kind to the core in any situation. And she talks just like that as well
“Im gonna see if I can sneak you guys some pretzels” I lost it
''Ladies and gentleman, we have decided to land in the ocean--'' leaves
1:20 it’s the turning smile that got me lol
"So just in case the plane does rip in half, you'll have your items with you on your half."
'It does depend on where you're seated' :D
ok, 1st of all, I know this is saying something, but this is Megan Fox's best acting, ever. She's pretty spot on. 2nd, why are Andy and Abby reciting the same lines?
Megan Fox did amazing!!! Kristin Wig always kills it. I’d like to see Megan Fox do more stuff like this and show how diverse she is.
"you will have your items with you on your half" 😂
you will have you items with you.... on your half... LOLS!
I laughed so hard lol
@5:18 that was sooo Jenifer Aniston!!
Abraham george All my friends say the same 😂😂
Kristen wiig is a national treasure 😭💕
My favorite line “we have decided to land in the ocean” then walks away 😂
"..I need you guys to be my strong bunch..I'm gonna see if I can sneak you guys some pretzels.." Simply Epic!! 😂😂