Talking About The Apocalypse Today
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ok buddy
Yayaya
Don't tell me what to do
10/10 vid
If the apocalypse ever does happen, I'm going to hole up with Ryan. He seems to know everything about it.
Stay away from my hole!
@@RyanGeorgeI love your hole
@@RyanGeorge💀💀💀
@@RyanGeorge Well dang it, there goes that idea.
@@RyanGeorge Ooooh, staying away from holes is tight!!!!!
Subtle jokes like the guy being a "horseman of the apocalypse" are why I love your content so much!
We've been understanding it wrong this whole time. It's not horsemen. It's Horse-Man.
@@BlackSun6393I know this is a joke but I'm gonna use this an excuse to mention that in my native language "Horsemen of the apocalypse" is actually "Knights of the apocalypse" which I think is cool.
@@kakahass8845cool
@@kakahass8845thats really cool! What is your native language?
@@kakahass8845 Kneights of the apocalypse
I can’t believe Ryan learned how to speak horse just for this video. Truly dedicated to his craft
it really makes directing them easier.
Nah, they hired Mr. Ed
Either way, you can't say he's just been horsing around.
I can’t believe he learned how to shapeshift! Truly a man of his cradt
I like the idea that horseman didn’t actually believe the end was nigh, he just wanted to scare people
“Horseman” lol
Where are the other horsemen this time?
@@benjamineidam They had the day off. Ryan George needs to show the four horsemen: "Hi. I'm War. My job is to bring war to the end times." "Little late, pal. We have civil wars, external wars, economic wars, resource wars." "Oh. Okay. Well... Maybe I'll just hit up Disney World. Sounds like I'm just awesome at my job." "But you didn't do anything." "Maybe. Maybe the real wars were the sandwiches I ate along the way. Speaking of - Where can I get a really nice sandwich?"
Just like countless other doomsayers, even now, with so much real shit going on.
Now he only has to do some compulsion as protest because forcing others to do what he wants makes him feel better about himself 😂
"This guy's pitching some real good ideas" I see what you did there
Getting a heart from Ryan must be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
He's from that other RUclips channel!
Oh snap, that went way over my head. Getting references is not super easy.
@@AnOligarh Trying to find them all can be quite the inconvenience.
@@AnOligarhtotally an inconvenience
"I haven't made a new friend in 8 years", damn, felt that one 😅
I like how this was all about the apocalypse but “I haven’t made a friend in 8 years” was the thing that hit me the hardest 😂
So accurate though
When I heard that I thought, "how long has he been just talking to himself, making those Pitch Meetings?" If that was the joke... fk'n brilliant.
...Do coworkers that I wouldn't ever hang out with outside of work but are still good to work with count as friends?
@@austinluther5825 adding on that, does it count if they are online coworkers in a different part of the world that you've never met in real life? asking for a friend
@@mai8013 You have a friend? That sounds nice.
Low key I’d rather fight off zombies then fight off taxes
Legit IRS the one thing The Joker is more scared of than Batman , and that’s canonical
I love your guys' Gen Z slang, "low key frfr okuuurrr ngl no cap, Ritz yeet!" 😂
shush@@mason96575
@@mason96575 low key has been around for while it’s not a Gen Z slang -
But what about IRS zombies?
In a weirdly deep way it makes me feel much better about myself to hear Ryan joke about basic adult life struggles and I’m like “hey! Ryan struggles with that too! It’s not just me!”
well, everybody struggles with it, and those who claim they have it all figured out are trying to sell you something :D
@@tarekmoneimsaidNah, it's just Ethan Cooper and Ryan. But nice of you to make him feel included. 😊
I remember being 14 and figuring out I wasn't a special snowflake too. Wait until you turn 16 and realize you don't know everything. That's the real shock, kiddo.
@@KamikazeCommie501 bet you’re real fun at parties
@@ethancooper4154 I am but that's just because the parties I go to don't have dumb children trying to act like their tiny-brained epiphanies are worth acknowledging.
Ryan's multi-personality acting just hit a new high!! I almost believed that was a real horse!!!
wait that wasn't a real horse? 🤯
" Iheard you were talking Sh+ ?! "
@@louiscypher4186 Nope. Two method actor Ryans in a very convincing horse costume.
you were meaning to say it's hitting a new neigh 🐴
You sure that wasn't Ryan? I could've sworn it was him - just with a hoarse throat.
I love how weirdly positive this is. Like, either way, things can be good. With all the doom and gloom, this is a great way to look at things!
Yeah, no matter how bad it ever gets, there is still some good that's gonna come from it!
yeah i would love to see our world leaders be punished for their sins
I feel like it's more no matter the outcome things are either going to be bad just like now or better so there's nothing to be negative about because all the negativity is in the present
Welcome to Canada. Apparently.
Both of them were ok with any conclusion... just knowing that there was one gave them perspective. It was the mystery of not knowing that made them feel uneasy.
One of the most comforting things to me was while getting my history degree I learned that nearly every culture in history has believed they were the ones important enough to be living in "The End Times".
As an ecologist I can tell you: Don't be so blasé. At no time in the history of Earth have there been 8 billion humans or such a rapid and unsustainable population growth as in the 20th and early 21st century. It literally is not comparable to the collapse of small historical kingdoms or empires.
At no point in history before the now did humans cut down forests at such a rapid rate (we started with that during the Bronze Age) with devastating effect for the water cycle, cover the Earth in (micro)plastic, poison the environment with massive amounts of pesticides, acidify the oceans via the CO2 from the fossile hydrocarbons we are digging up (with CO2 and CH4 levels climbing towards concentraitons last seen during the Permian Extinction) and build megacities so huge they are literally creating their own microclimate (hotter than the surrounding countryside) and sucking up water from hundreds of kilometers away and even affecting the tectonic plate below them through their sheer weight. (I'm not making this up.)
We are living in the Anthropocene. That has nothing to do with feeling "important". Why do you think scientists all over the world are suffering from something psychologists have now dubbed "pre-traumatic stress disorder"?
But hey, I know postmodern historians are mainly concerned with the academic worldview of using the correct terminology and pontificating about postcolonialism and other -isms.
But you might want to take a look at the collapse of the Eastern Island ecosystem and culture. Or how the Maya civilization collapsed long before the arrival of Europeans due to decades-long droughts and resulting failed harvest and wars, because in Mayan times most of the tropical rainforest had been cut down and the rain... disappeared. The Mayas did well, for a time, building elaborate cisterns and water infrastructure systems. But at some point it just wasnt enough.
When you have 10 life threatening apocalyptic events at once, they all kinda cancel each other out. That’s the 2020’s for you
Dude, that's how I feel every time I watch the news.
Seriously, it feels like every news story can be summarized as "humanity is evil, the apocalypse is here, there is no future."
Lemme try name all the 2020's possible apocalyptic events:
Global Warming
Plague
War
War
AI
Y'all tell me the ones I've missed
Humanity has survived things exponentially worse. We're just so pampered that we somehow thing Covid was an existential humanitarian crisis.
Just reminding you that the bubonic plague wiped out a third of Europe. A third.@@stanley9868
@@catdogmousecheeseWell one of those things is correct.
@@stanley9868 Global economic collapse.
Mass famines
War
Widespread revolutions
And also War
There's the 5 you missed.
"If we knew the world would end, we would find our way to acceptance. If we knew the world would never end, we would find relief. Fear is only found in the midst of uncertainty."
-Me, just now, because it sounds cool I decided
But, we all end because of mortality. I think the fear of death instigates a lot of conspiracy theories and mayhem in some people's minds. They want to spread it thinner by sharing it with people. Somehow they think it will alleviate their fear. But, it only creates more fear. Peace is within. No one else can truly give you peace. 🐦🐦🐦
What a great decision you made. It does indeed sound very cool!
Must've been real hard to decide that
Sounds great! Underrated comment!
That’s a nice quote you wrote there 👍
@@BrenCMB Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I adore how it was fully set up to be an "Oh, now I'm sad" ending, but then Ryan just gave us a positive message about how it's possible to see the best in any situation. Brilliant, and heartwarming
How does he make the idea of an apocalypse sound appealing? This guy is a genius
I have to be honest, it was already sounding appealing to me. This sketch was just a bonus.
The true miracle is how he makes the idea of *no apocalypse* appealing
I can imagine this happens even in a zombie apocalypse and everybody would just copy "Zom 100"
probably 90% of that is already going on, the other 10% is understanding that we'll still owe taxes and mortgage even after a total collapse.
Always has been
I like how Ryan added very slight camera sway and occasional background character movement to make the world he’s in feel even more alive
motion sickness activated, but sure.
The fact that they're clearly other Ryans makes it perfect
I thought that I saw something, but doubted myself. Thank you!
@@MeCooperI noticed that George seems to have picture of himself in the office during Pitch Meetings. Can anybody confirm? You can see a blurry photo when Ryan pitches.
Why the HELL did you have to point out the sway, i can't unsee ir
I love how the 2 guys being positive ruins the doomsayer's day. 😂
When you're so pessimistic it overflows into extreme optimism.
It's the opposite of the Gandhi effect from the original Civilization game!
Optimism level: 0
Interaction with doomsayers -1
New score 99
I like Ryan's interpretation of the apocalypse, face painting, secret handshake and new friends? I haven't made a friend in 8 years 🔥🔥🔥
This made me laugh so hard!!
OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD! RYAN LIKED MY COMMENT 😍💀💀💀
I hate to admit it but I totally get the 2 guys. Just thinking that a nice reset to current life would be amazing. I know that is messed up, but I definitely understand that feeling and how it seems like a relief.
To see all of this optimism about the furure in 2023 warms my heart.
I mean, we've even got guys communicating with horses, apparently.
you know what i say, a glass half full is a glass with somethin' ain't it and we all need to drink more water.
Either way stuffs gonna change and change is good!
I like the idea of the end being neigh and delivered by a horse. Galloping along to the end of the world. Knowing that it won't last furlong. No longer being saddled with responsibility. Not having to worry about needing a stable job...
Hay! I see what you did there...
Whoa is me !,
it seems you're jockeying for position to be right on track.
and when I see you in the winners circle, you better pony up !
Maybe it can be delivered by four of them.
Four horses.
Oh and maybe they can be like, part man, part horse. Like Bojack.
Unbridled freedom until the end!
all this has got me laughing till I'm giddy, up in my head… you know
This is actually a heartwarming story about humans’ optimism
How did Ryan manage to get me excited about the end of time
Lol
Well actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@j_mauser7981 fucking brilliant!!!!!
Because the world we've built is shit.
Capitalism did that, not Ryan.
A friend asked me if I had plans for the fall. After I went over some plans and concepts, I found out that he meant the Autumn.
Yo wanna trade some plans? Cuz clearly we aren’t gonna live until Autumn!
"Your work will be survival"
That's more then my current work provides.
Unintentionally makes me think the apocalypse might be exactly what society needs
Edit: please stop arguing yall it’s a joke-
Don't worry, we're heading there.
Wait, does that mean theaters will be closed on and off for two years again? Then I don't want it!
Exactly.
You just got to that conclusion eh? Aw well. Welcome to the party. We will be serving nuka cola, YumYum deviled eggs and deathclaw meat at 4:30pm.
What we need is an end to capitalism heh
“The end is neigh, bi*ch” Definitely one of the coldest quotes of all time.
Getting one's spelling corrected by a horse is tight!
@@daviderwin4705, yeah, but having a horse tell you "get all the way off my back" sucks whewhenever horse was your ride.
That was wild. Horse messed up that apocalypse guy for sure.
The end is definitely neigh.
I laughed for a good 10 minutes after this line. Flawless
The word “apocalypse” means the revelation and that’s kind of a relieving way of thinking about it
The "Thanks 😊" that comes after "I love that for you!" was friggin adorable. There's always a ton of one to two liners that just slay me, Ry Guy. 😁
Ry Guy? He's not your friend dude.
@@KamikazeCommie501 You cant talk to me like that. I'm not your buddy, guy.
@@KamikazeCommie501 may be he is. You don't know... right met...pal., met pal ol buddy?
Yeah Kami...Cuz dont tak to my bro tht way... you re not buddies...probaby, chances are , I'm guessing.
I think it goes underappreciated, how good of an actor he is. He can really make the characters feel like different people, rather than him talking to himself.
THOSE AREN'T DIFFERENT PEOPLE??? 🤯🤯🤯
He is the most authentic horse I've seen all week
@@ohnonotagain8935 he also plays a very good horse man
@@eyweiuai A centaur?
@@kittehgo now that I think about it, we didn't really see that guy's legs did we? he could very well be a centaur
That horse at the end though. Wasn’t expecting that at all. Golden!
Ryan George is the epitome of healthy adapting and coping skills 😂
"Your work will be survival"
"That sounds less stressful than my current position."
I feel seen.
Build a cabin and grow food
We've overcomplicated everything e
Me too haha
See? I even added an unnecessary e
Aren't we already doing that? 😢
@@iamwhoyousayiam6773
You’re still got to pay land taxes.
i mean, as brutal as it would be, the apocolaypse kinda sounds nice- farming, the resurgance of board and card games, a better sense of community because theres zombies or mutants trying to break down our barricade
if you can deal with the whole youll die horrific death thing then yeah, sign me up
You know what, these plot twists not only took me right tf out, but also blindsided me with their beauty. I was NOT expecting the reaction to the horse guy changing the sign to be this positive and i actually need a long moment to think about how wholesome and True this video is. And then i did not expect the unexpected horse, and that of course is the most beautiful and philosophical moment of the story, its crowning glory, if you will.
"I haven't made a friend in 8 years" is a sad but true statement that makes me hate myself even more
i know the feeling. im 33 and friends are dropping off and like how the hell do you make friends at 33. do you just go to a bar and talk to people and ask them to be your friend. like it was so much easier as a kid you just sit down next to someone and go you like x.. ok were friends now
@@jackbalmont life was so easy before adulthood 😪
Baby steps, y'all. We all go through ups and downs. Find a hobby or two to do in a social setting or just be out where people are and try to be in the moment and open to possibilities. Maybe host an event for something you enjoy. It'll slowly grow.
But most of all go easy on yourselves. You'll get there. No need to make it hurt more than it already does.
you wanna be my friend I'll be your friend what do you like i like to watch youtube and eat taco bell i know that sounds lame but it's the stuff that i like a lot but i also like to hang out with my friends sometimes too
the apocalypse thats way less stressful than studying for the ACT's or writing 10 page essays
I like the hopefulness at the end. The world could definitely use more of that
Wow, Ryan was really convincing playing the horse.
He's talented!
I wish he'd take these videos more seriously and stop horsing around
And he just used a very fake mustache for the other guy.
Years of watching Ryan George and I was still not ready for that ending 😂
I know right?! It was hilarious sketch all the way through but I absolutely lost it at the sacared 'Why am I understanding you?!" at the end hahahahahhaha xD
I love how positive people are in this sketch.
Yeah, I kind of wanted to see their reaction to "there will be no Internet" probably "well I probably spent too much time on it anyway, and there is a lot of stuff on there that deserves to never see the light again" after maybe an initial panic.
But that means Pitch Meeting will cease to exist aswell!@@music2012pink
Talking about Apocalypse is super easy, barely an inconvenience
🧟 🔫🕺 that’s how you do it
Talking about the apocalypse is tight
😒 I would be remiss if I didn't warn people about this. Because it's not a laughing matter ATM. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and MAGA queen Lauren Boebert are out there openly advocating the second coming of Jesus AKA the apocalypse. The GOP are literally LUCIFERIANS, coming in God's name, hailing rTump a literal golden God, aan who can't quote a single Bible verse who paints himself gold and lives in a golden tower, exhibits every single one of the seven deadly sins, Christian Zionists believed they established the state of Israel specifically to fulfill prophecy.......😒 Maybe we shouldn't give nuclear weapons to people like that who would use them to fulfill THE RAPTURE.
@@timothylopez8572 You are delusional. Trump is NOT a god, and there isn't a single supporter of his who says that. Stop spreading globalist lies.
What?
Gotta agree on the joy of trading Pokemon cards! Also, good to know I'm not the only one who would rather face a zombie apocalypse than my office job. Thanks for the laughs!
I've been cleaning house almost nonstop for hours. This is exactly what I needed. Thank you, Horseman George.
😂 same here, this is perfect after cleaning all day 😄
It truly is a relief to know that the end is neigh.
Greta predicted it several years ago. 2023 is the end. Whoops. She's now deleting those tweets because they were retarded
This is pretty freaking amusing. And I’ve chatted with my friends before about this and it’s really seems like an apocalypse would be a really good bonding experience.
This was wholesome and uplifting in a way I did not expect.
It's actually pretty cool that Ryan can put that twist on it. Good going, guy.
He is the poster boy for Wholesome
I love Ryan's dedication to the craft. He drank a potion to turn himself into a horse in order to make this video.
Crazy how much all of this makes sense !
Ryan George makes surviving the apocalypse super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh really!?
@kennymccormick9973 yeah yeah yeah
That sentence was tight
Barley! Neigh! 🐴
Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get alll the way of my back about the apocalypse
I have always thought that Ryan is sold short when people appreciate just the comedy. His additional gift is affecting so many different characters--ad guys, angry guys, cops, even horsemen. But the way he played that Equine character at the end tops them all.
Don’t forget creepy guy.
Ryan's disguise as a horse was amazing! So convincing!
1:10 I feel that!
2:21 i though he was going to wright, no more Wi-Fi.
I’ve been hoping for an apocalypse since I was 12. Starting to think I’ll have to just do it myself.
This skit makes me feel like being an optimist in a pessimistic world is a superpower
Ohhhhhh, the apocalypse is TIGHT
I too will be utterly thrilled when the world finally ends. I hope it happens in my lifetime!
As ex-military with survival training that goes out in the woods & is preparing for the worst, my tribe will take you in Ryan. Laughing is always necessary & I bet you can also come up with amazing secret handshakes
can I come? I sing and tell stories well, and im a decent cook.
I bet for Ryan, secret handshakes are super easy, barely an inconvenience.
That's what I always consider so unrealistic in many post apocalyptic movies and series. "Oh we have to leave them behind, they can't hunt or fight".
Because no group ever needed things like entertainment, social skills, teaching and other stuff. Only fighting!
So great on you for saving our favorite clone man!
Former boyscout with decades of outdoor experience and aspiring stand up comedian, can I join? Also a former electromechanical engineer. Do you need my whole resumé?
@@louvie1066 Always need some music!
One of the best pieces ever!!! Loved the plot twists. Loved the ever-hoping humans
That ending really scared me, honestly. That horse seems like it means business.
Neigh!
Ryan looks like the guy to celebrate with fireworks when apocalypse happens
You look like a bot.
YOU.
YOU.
Walter, I thought the stroke finished you off.
I think they've stolen the Time Machine from "The 90's Show" That why future Ryan can't get back.
They say lighting doesn't strike twice but this channel is nothing but fire and brimstone.
2:55 "I'm gonna stop ignoring my kids!" 💀💀💀💀💀
3:08 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's a bit scary how much I relate to the two guys
This apocalypse idea sounds pretty good. Sign me up!
I'm starting to feel like there's a reason I've been playing Fallout games for the last 25 years.
I was so depressed today but then Ryan George came along and made my day so much better! Thank you so much and keep doing what you do!
Thank you for this! This hits home in ways I'll not explain.
1:52 Eh, he would be a better Kraven than Aaron-Taylor Johnson.
When you think about it perspective completely changes wether the apocalypse is horrible or awesome.
Oh good, so I’m not the only one who thinks an apocalypse sounds like a nice little break😂 it’d make my living in a cabin in the woods plan and never reading another email a lot easier that’s for sure.
Ryan's disguises get better every day. That horse costume was so realistic, it looked almost CG!
Isn't it CG? I thought it was real at first, but it seemed to be way too stiff to be real. The neighs sounded real, though.
It may just be an image of a real horse.
@DavidRay39 no its clearly just one of the multiverse worth of Ryans in a different hat and glasses. Don't be silly.
I am gonna be honest... A zombie apocalypse doesnt sound that bad these days
Right. Why ever smile if eventually we die....
It feels good to know that Ryan knows who Kraven the Hunter is
But I wonder if he knows he’ll need a bunch of magic potion stuff to reach his level of power
This was a great summary of how pretty much any change is better than the last few years.
Honestly this just shows that having an answer is at least helpful. Knowing if it'll be good or bad is better than the unknown.
... I decided.
Growing up I was constantly scared and depressed because of everyone always talking about the world ending in one way or another.
As an adult, I only have three words for people who bring it up: *BRING IT ON*
I like that attitude. The apocalypse is delayed. Go forth and be awesome.
same. i dont understand why we are trying to find life on Mars. let this end with Earth
I'm a very big sci-fi fan. So if the apocalypse was happening, I'll be running around trying to film it all on my camera and putting it up on the internet. I'll be loving every second of it!
@@jimdigitalvideowhat if the internet is gone in the apocalypse? I don’t that would be happening
@@paladinheadquarters7776 Actually, if you want to get technical, the internet is really robust. The internet is called the World Wide Web because a web is how it looks with all the internet networking points connecting to each other.
In an apocalyptic scenario, if one city goes kablooey, the internet in that city will be gone, but it would still be up in the rest of the world. So, depending on the type of apocalypse, the internet in your city would still be working (admittedly not as healthy as usual with less connection points) until the city, and yourself, goes BOOM!
Nice to see Ryan getting into documentaries now, good for him!
this is way too relatable, i'm down for an apocalypse too
Love the mullet wig, he should use it more often
Somewhere along the way these starting making me cry... ...but they are still hilarious.
I love how this took a wholesome turn at the end. And kinda has a good message too ^^
I think it's safe to say that the world already ended and we are in the Hell on Earth portion.
Hell would not have Ryan George in it.
@@SlyPearTree How are we to know we are in Hell if we cannot glimpse Heaven?
If you think this is hell, you are so incredibly pampered.
@@SeraphsWitness can u stfu & let us be overly dramatic about our mediocre boring lives for 5 seconds ffs
@@SeraphsWitness yes, you're right. How could Hell be a place where I have loved ones in constant pain, where every woman I know has been sexually assaulted, where my best friends have parents who abuse and control their lives, where mental illness runs rampant, where the number one cause of death in third world countries is an easily treatable disease, where there is no trust in the legal system, where everything I own was built on slave labor, where people freeze to death in the streets while houses lie empty, where my own brain chemistry causes me to pray for death... I forgot how blessed we all are!
I honestly can't wait until this collapse.
It's inevitable.
Sounds waaaay better than what's going on now.
I'm with the other guys here! Sounds great!!!
1:20-That is actually very easy to get!
Just leave all you have, go to the nearest forest,and stay there......forever.
But it is burning.
0:32 no no you dont understaannd... I meant how sooooon
This is one of my favorite videos you’ve ever made.
I love how everyone is just secretly wishing for the apocalypse. Literally I have a whole plan set out and I'm just waiting for it.
Not gonna be much of an apocalypse if everyone survives it. But we did just have a 'deadly' pandemic that only killed the 0.1% of people that were half dead anyway. The apocalypse probably happened already and it just blended in with all the other terrible shit.
I automatically hit the like button when Ryan puts out anything because I know I will like it ...keep it up Ryan ❤100%..
Anyone with me?😅
This sums up my feeling so well.
Reminds me of survivalist discussions talking about looking forward to the EOTWAWKI. None of them ever think that they or their family would almost certainly not survive it.
Lol! Having been raised with End of Days theology, this is soooo entertaining to me. Thank you!
😂
What religion/denomination?
It’s the most Canadian apocalypse ever!
Horse bit at the end made me laugh waaay harder than it should... Best way to start MJ evening ever, THX Ryan
This was awesome. I don’t think I have ever identified so much with a skit. Thanks for this.