When Your Algorithm Starts Judging You
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Hi, there, hello. Is Canada a country where Chewbacca impressions are considered to be appealing? I am thinking of doing some tourism, I decided.
maybe our friend Ryan George is trying to tell us something? .. ok, going outside now.. :)
(just like anything good for you after the initial hurdle being outdoors can be quite enjoyable - when not in a major downtown
filled with addicted mentally ill homeless people camping out on sidewalks and bus stops, but we won't talk about that since
most people drive)
@@andrejka_talking_out_loud I actually need to go outdoors soon to buy grocery, because it is better than starving, I decided.
Thanks Adstronaut! I also often forget to check my blind spots so this will help immensely
Am I the only one who instinctively tried to touch the Skip Ad button?
No.
Same
Sounds like you have a severe case of "Never used an adblock"-itus.
I'd have that checked out if i were you, might be terminal.
Yeah, that got me too ..and not just once 😂
No lol
I don't think my algorithm is having problems at all. It keeps recommending Ryan George videos.
Straight up
Wow wow wow
Wow
You sick bastard.
Only recommending Ryan George and associated videos is super easy barely an inconvenience
“100%. People don’t realize.”
When he said he'd go outside, I was like, "wait, but he doesn't have pants." I'm glad that fact wasn't forgotten.
I thought the same thing and was so glad when it paid off 😂
of course it wasn't forgotten, this isn't a episode of Pitch Meetings, ya silly goose.
As someone experienced at not wearing pants, i can say that i'm terrified of opening the door without scrounging for some temporary pants. Even just to pick up a package sitting right there
I just assumed the natural action of the character would be to put on pants to go outside. Boy was I wrong.
@@RestlessHarpcringe
The real scary thing is when you comment in real life to your family about soreness, and then immediately see an ad for ache relief.
Well it could be that you sent it in a text message or mentioned enough key words over a phone call. Could have been that you talked in range of any smart home device or phone. You could be logged into a google/windows/mac service on your phone and did some exercise or activity that you don't normally do in a different area so it figured that activity could have made you sore since you don't do it frequently. You could just be part of a demographic group that needs/uses ache relief products and the ad decided to gamble on that.
Yes your phone is recording you at all times and sends ads from keywords in your convos
I’ve heard about this enough times and tested it with friends. Your phone listens to you for ads.
''If Smart TV Ads Were Honest | Honest Ads.'' The video by..... Honest Ads !!!!!!!!!
Yeah, even if you're not actively doing anything on the internet you're still being monitored, it's really creepy but the truth
Outside? But that's where the people are. And the ocean!
Animals poop there.
Outside and in the ocean!
Inside is somewhat less poopy
There's lots of places outside that don't have other people.
@@firstcynic92 You sound fun.
@@firstcynic92 Yeah, but we're not supposed to go to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone anymore for some reason
I know right? Home is where I'm safe.
To be fair, you can't really do a convincing Chewbacca impression while wearing pants.
I read that the Fox censors tried to make Lucas give him pants.
@@coolnerdlll6053 I read that the moon was sundered in twain, but that fake moon that they put up to fool me is sure doing the trick.
@@coolnerdlll6053 NAY! I SAY NAY! I FPIT ON THEE! (not you, them)
Got to forego shaving or a haircut for awhile to make it even more realistic looking
Wearing pants while doing a Chewbacca impression is Tight 😁.
I went outside once. It was super hard, quite an inconvenience.
This comment is underrated.
Graphics were nice, but the storyline is awful!😅
Oh really?
"Thanks computer-thing with the Matrix default effect whatever."
Took the words right out of my mouth.
And, no: I'm not going outside, Alfredo.
I thought it was Alphonso
@@zofiaziokowska2293I thought it was Alberto😂
Precursor to Deep Thought
Wow, that skit was more entertaining than the last 2 Matrix movies.
JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY, YOU STINK!!! THE MOLD ON YOUR HOUSE CAN'T TAKE THAT ANYMORE, GIVE IT SOMETIME TO BREATHE AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!
I love how "studies show that you should really just go outside ok" is a 100% accurate statement.
not if you disbelieve in wearing pants 😅
@@nunisthathigh4825 just ware a skirt or kilt.
@@randompastahandle or a very big shirt
Idk man, sound like normal people propaganda to me.
Weeelll . . . unless you've had skin cancer, or a family history thereof. Doesn't really help that the easiest way to avoid more of that is staying indoors, while going outdoors requires (at least) putting on pants (what a hassle!) and preferably sunscreen (another hurdle for the insufficiently motivated).
I don't need my ads to judge me. I can do that all on my own!
yeah i mean if i stop rotting my brain on the internet, what am i supposed to do after i go outside? just sit there with my self-loathing?
Truth!
@@dietotakuwithout pants on, of course.
@@dietotaku Word!
We would all be happy to do some judging though…
I love that he didn’t go outside. He faked outside from inside. It really sells it for me - I’m staying inside where I’m safe.
Yesterday I was reading a book -- reading a book, mind you -- about the '90s, and there was a section about the movie "Reality Bites." Today, RUclips recommended a clip of Janeane Garafalo talking about that movie on the David Letterman Show.
I'm truly frightened.
That happens to me
ALL
THE
TIME!
Freakishly often.
Welcome to the matrix...
physical or digital? the book that is.
cuz a digital copy; not surprising. -if a physical copy; pretty impressive.
@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen I figured it out. It was an actual, physical book, But I put it on hold through the library's computer system, so Microsoft knew what I was reading. But the connections they make are still a little unnerving.
The algorithm suggesting a video where somebody has a conversation with the algorithm who eventually suggests getting away from the algorithm (followed by an ad that helps you usurp the algorithm) is now 10 levels of meta, I decided.
Metaception is a thing I believe. I think we should go deeper!
Wow wow wow… wow
This should be a movie
Based off of this comment, we believe you must be a child who really likes blood. We will tailor your ads accordingly.
@avianna7738 How about just Thinking about something that is totally random, no internet search ever done, never spoken to anybody? Very soon if not immediately after the thought something pops up in an advertisement. I have had that happen to me too many times. It's worse than you think.
Oh taking a potato & “censored” with a candle & a top hat is TIGHT!
I did a back chip, snapped the bad guy's top hat, and censored the potato.
Oh, then perhaps you'd be interested in our little "participation" group. Silk top hats only -- no acetate.
r/buttsharpies
Only the first time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...... Yeah
Ads *have become a plague.* You see them on tv, radio, gaming, newspapers & magazines, outside on street billboards, posters, product labels, shop fronts, at the mall, cinemas, sport events, concerts and practically on every website the internet has to offer. Our phones constantly monitor us not for safety, but for ads. *You can't escape ads.* No matter where you go or what you do, they're everywhere ^^
Escape the world of targeted ads with NordVPN, the sponsor of today's video!
seriously!
when you lay on the beach here, they hire planes to fly by with banners with ads. You can't even look at the sky at the beach.
They're on planes, cars, boats, and *every form* of public transport ^^
I like the fact that the algorithm has to see me learn that I can saturate a sponge with a thick starch, squeeze it into a ball, wrap it into a string and let it dry so when I flush it down a toilet or throw it into a sewer line the ball will expand back into a sponge and clog it. If I ever get jury summons, go to city hall or visit an abstract art museum I can pull this to give a plumber a job and spite the people I have contempt for in a pretty undetectable way.
"What does it feel like to get a compliment"? I felt that one so much.
This is a very well written comment, well done!
Such a well done response and such respect here. You never know what someone is going through. You two are amazing 🙏
That’s one caring algorithm.
It's the future of Ads. An AI asking you what ad you want and won't let you watch the video until you buy a product. Includes going outside, cause that will be a product too in the future, probably a subscription. Subscription for touching grass separated.
@@belldrop7365don't give Google any ideas bro
@@belldrop7365Google sees these comments, be careful what you say
We need more algorithms like that instead of the ones we have that show you more doom and gloom if you were looking at doom and gloom.
This is how we know this video is misinformation and fake news. I will community note it.
It's so wild that I've been using the internet for over twenty years and have never once clicked thru to an ad to buy a thing, you'd think the algorithm would take the hint by now
ikr
Same. Then again, out of those 20 years, I haven't seen an ad on the internet for the last 10.
Click through isn't usually that important. You can't click through a TV ad after all. It's mostly about making sure you see the product at all so you are aware of it enough that you might buy it later.
You’re lying, unless you’ve never had a google, Amazon, or trailer
I sometimes do, when the button to close the ad is microscopic.
i just came inside from sitting down by the river with a fire going for like an hour. saw some wildlife and thanked god for my comfortable life of sitting indoors away from all the outside stuff.
imagine a world where ads only gave you helpful advice like going outside and touching grass instead of trying to sell you on products.
You could be the change you want to see.
You could just start buying ads for that.
They do this at my job. They shower us in propaganda on health and fitness. Problem is, those "adds" are mixed in with propaganda on politics and culture.
I wish jobs would just be jobs and churches would just be churches. Trying to mix the two is a recipe for corruption.
Even "going outside" could be a product. They could advertise for you to buy a membership to your local zoo or something. Maybe a tourism ad trying to get you interested in hiking and sightseeing at whatever specific tourist traps a few states away, in an attempt to indirectly drum up business for the travel and hotel expenses you'd need for a visit there.
@@MuljoStphoI saw an ad for that just yesterday, after I returned home from the big blue room with the evil yellow thing.
If you get an ad for astroturf, then it can be both.
My favorite algorithm quirk is when you watch 1 video of something you normally have no interest in and suddenly for the next 2 weeks 90% of your recommended is related to that 1 thing you don't actually care about instead of the 100 other things you watch on a regular basis.
Like no, I don't own a motorcycle, nor will I ever... I just was just curious about "How to best survive a motorcycle crash"
The algorithm recently recommended a video to me where a TV presenter picks up a bird-eating tarantula. I can't stand spiders, so I clicked that I wasn't interested, specifying I didn't like the video. No prizes for guessing how many spider-related options have been popping up over the last few weeks. It's like RUclips doesn't like me, and at this point the feeling is becoming mutual.
Pro-tip for RUclips: is you go to your history, find the motorcycle video, and click the three dot menu on it, there's a "remove from watch history" option. That will also remove it from the algorithm for suggesting new videos. :)
@@joshgreiner2599 yeah, I assume that option exists because they think you'll delete something shameful you wouldn't want anyone to know about. Turns out it's just that watching one video about growing ginger doesn't mean that I want my entire feed to be videos about growing ginger for the rest of my natural born days.
As @joshgreiner2599 said.... this is a real important and useful thing for the exact problem you are complaining about, specifically with the youtube suggested videos algorithm. If you know you just watched a video that you know you don't want to have all future suggestions contaminated by, immediately go to your watch history and remove it from the watch history after you watched it. You might need to refresh the history to see it sometimes. But once you see it in the history, remove it, and you will be happily surprised that the algorithm is mostly back to your previous normal. I fully expect youtube to "fix" this one day.
My favourite is the part where you use your VPN, block all trackers and cross site cookies and get random crap that has nothing to do with anything you ever search
Yeahhhh…the advertising algorithm. Here’s what I get ads for: diapers, toddler pull ups, adult diapers, bladder leak products, and those giant pickup trucks with like 8 wheels that you need a ladder to climb into. I guess that would be to hold all the fricking diapers. Just to be clear, in my home there are no babies, toddlers, or elderly people with bladder issues, and we don’t own either a ranch or a swamp, so we don’t need a monster pickup truck. So much for big data… they are clueless.
Maybe the algorithm is *suggesting* you start peeing yourself, the pheremones will make you irresistable!
There's an old story where a supermarket chain started to recommend baby stuff to a teen girl, and her father got very upset, but later found out that she was pregnant after all. The algorithm noticed the change in her diet, and knew that pregnancy is the likely cause.
So it could be that you are going to have a baby, a 90+ year old relative will move in, and your neighborhood will turn into a swamp. The algorithm is just trying to warn you.
Actually this would be a fun movie. A sentient AI that sees the future, but can only communicate through ads.
@@andrasbiro3007 interesting idea! Hmmm… where’s that typewriter gotten to…
Oh so Google's AI can recommend all kinds of dangerous stuff but if I make a joke about pee that's crossing the line! Man the moderation on this platform is weird.
All I said was.. I'll try to rephrase.. Perhaps the algo is recommending that you engage in some recreational urination of yon pantaloons in the hopes that the pheremones will make you irresistable to ye ladyfolk.
Also Billy Madison highly recommends it.
He didn't SKIP the outside ad. Finally an ad that resonated with him.
I like it.
2:55 *Touch some grass*
Dam that hits too close to home.
When I saw the skip ad on his video, I actually tried to click it
Me too, I was thinking "but.. I pay for no adds..."
That's sad.
@@Bacon_and_Busch Bro adblock is free...
Me too
Natural instinct.
Feeling judged is super easy barely an inconvenience!
Feeling judged is tight
Oh really?
300 IQ suggestion from the algorithm. The more of him go outside, the more other people will flee back inside and try to escape the horrors of reality, leading to more revenue. They'll probable even feel miserable. And we all know, happy people don't spend decades of their valuable lives absorbed by a screen.
So that includes you among the miserable people, according to your logic. I don't care much about social media, I am better off of it. You can watch some videos that make you happy and the ones you can learn from. Let's not pretend they don't exist. But there are other screens like video games and they have been proven to improve the brain in many ways, in moderation. You obviously didn't think that far.
I personally see that my mental health improves avoiding social media and playing video games in moderation. That's because I don't have to read stupid comments like these. I do many other things to improve and enjoy as well. You won't make me miserable.
I love how, soon as he goes outside, someone calls the police on him. We stay inside for many reasons! And only one of those has to do with pants.
I mean ya gotta cash in on that Chewbacca impression
Once a year, in San Diego.
Yeah it is not an easy impression so there's probably a market for that
Maybe Ryan tossed that joke in there to show his off.
I’m pretty sure he did and just got a child to show for it!
@@danieldaniels7571actually comicons and various other nerdy conventions happen all year long, in towns across the world. - from me, a nerd who hasn't been to san diego but has been to arguably too many conventions
I tried to click the skip button in the video...
You look like someone who would do that
Well,you know what they say about slow people lol They're gonna do slow people things.
I must be slow because I did it too! 😂
@@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm Yeah! Slow people!
@@jeffdroognah I’m fast and I pressed it
1:21 “I’ll take a potato chip, and ****** it!”
2:47 I’m gonna need you to get waaaaaaay off my back about going outside…
That Chewbacca impression was awesome. I cant stop laughing.
I'm gonna need the algorithm to get allllll the way off my back about how disgusting my incognito searches are.
My algorithm keeps giving me videos for this guy named "Ryan George"😂
Where I live it is almost always either below 60 or above 80, so it's either too cold (need a jacket) or too hot (start sweating).
We no longer have Fall or Spring like we did for decades.
Otherwise, yes, I'd be outdoors far more often.
Did anyone else try to press that "Skip Ad" when the actual video started??
Couldn't have been just me.
A lot of people did believe it or not, it makes sense considering how many ads are shown on RUclips
_Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, uBlock Origin?_
I got youtube premium like a chump and I still pressed it
@@probrickgamer imo yt premium is good for yt music exclusively, otherwise imo I'm fine with ads.
If I don't see an ad for something I'm more likely to buy it so it helps with self control for me
"Studies show that you should go outside". So simple yet so great. Thank you Ryan (I did by the way. Today, even)
I also went outside today. Go us!
There's plenty of time left in the week for that
I don't really need to go outside to experience nature. I have a rooftop and animals and trees are around me when I am on the rooftop. But I still go outside time to time, did today too even though it was 45 degree Celsius.
Look, I have no problem with going outside, enjoying nature and all that but I don't know why when someone over the internet tells me to "touch some grass", it just grinds my gears. Not like they know any better. They don't know what I do with my life. Only I get to tell myself to go outside, no one else does.
Nice!
'Go outside!'
'Okay, okay!'
'...Police? Yeah, come put this guy in a room.'
He played you, Alfafa. That's exactly what he wanted.
I feel personally attacked.
OTOH, I *do* ride my bicycle to the grocery store, and anywhere else around town, and get out and interact with people at least once a week.
But yeah, I could do with a wee bit more sunlight (not *too* much; already had skin cancer once) and less screen time.
Ryan is so calm and crazy at the same time😂
Being the only one as multiple people in a vast universe that even expands into space and the past can do that I decided.
I kinda think is related to the fact that he had a baby recently 😅 That stuff do things to your brain
The more I'm told to do something, the less likely I am to do so
Been waiting for my wife to notice that I operate the same way...
be sure to like and subscribe
Wipe and clean after you BM.
3:33 was that a little 4th wall breaker? A little one?
1:40 repeat until satisfaction
Ryan George! Hope the newborn is going well and enjoying the newborn sleep life.
IKR! My algorithm is always telling me to stop licking the fly Swatter!
This is so relatable right guys? guys? Umm...........
Now there's a biodegradable cleaning product for flyswatters. So they have to make licking unfashionable. Attach stigma. To shape buying behaviour.
"I don't even want to talk about your incognito searches."
*THEY CAN SEE THOSE TOO?!*
Welp. Time to buy a Boeing ticket. That'll guarantee I get deleted.
Incognito mode is really just so people can't open your web browser and see your browsing history because it doesn't save that when in incognito mode, and it hides you from certain trackers and cookies. But your activity isn't secure or hidden from online hackers, etc.
Boeing, Boeing...
Several kind and appreciative words thanking you for the video. Ryan, I would love to see this run as an actual RUclips ad for a short period of time, just do it as pay per click and give people no where compelling to click.
I saw the punchline coming but the Chewbacca noise KILLED me. 😂
You take the red pill-you stay in Georgeland, and I show you how tight the rabbit hole is.
Oooooh, rabbit holes are tight!
"Wow wow wow...whoa."
Red Pills are super easy to swallow, Barely an inconvenience.
Also I am going to need you to get ALL the way off the back of that Rabbit....
Lola bunny ass cumment.
The way youtube's algorithm works, I'm actually surprised that just over to the right of this comment right now I DON'T see Rachie's English cover of Rabbit Hole. It seems like usually something I've watched before with a relevant key word like that would show up in the suggestions in that way.
“Why do children cry when I smile at them?”
I laughed so hard I accidentally spat out my water 😂
When I was a kid I had this belief that if I talked about the things I wanted out loud, I’d never get them. Now that I am older I don’t say those things out loud so I don’t get flooded with ads.
This is the most random video ever and I love it
I feel like outside isn't for me
Gotta hand it to ya, that ad bit almost got me downloading it
Thank you Brave for helping me forget what those "Skip Ad" buttons even look like. That was jarring!
Nothing lures me to switch browsers like a built-in ad blocker.
I don't like going outside, in here is where I keep all my stuff!
How's fatherhood going Ryan!
I've been a father since February 29th (IKR) and I'm wondering how you're managing. Itd be good to hear f4om other fathers about how it all is.
So happy for you.
You're amazing. I love your work
too real. ad block boosted my confidence so much
The ad before this video was a gambling app, must be a sign
Do as the algorithm commands
@@SoughtAnarchyresponsibly and with a financial advisor on speed dial
@@PIZZAdayisbackeverything on black. EVERYTHING
When the algorithm serves up Ryan George it’s at least doing something correct 😃
2:28 "Who's to say I need to buy products to improve my life? That is such a capitalist mindset" I mean he's got a point
Yep, and the point is that capitalism is the best option out there
Going outside was super easy, barely an inconvenience! Except for other people
They're always accurate too...
No always. For the longest time my RUclips ads were for right wing prepper crap and scams despite me never once viewing videos that would suggest I wanted anything like that. When I started using a VPN service and setting it to Europe, those all went away and now I just get ads for normal household products in different languages.
Gloriously incandescent
Ryan George definitely understands what a compliment feels like, he must get 1,000 a day (rightfully so)
Once the cops smell his breath, they'll leave him alone.
Yeah, I checked the Chewbacca thing and - yeah - nothing.🤷♀️😅
I haven't seen an ad for years. Nice nostalgic video :)
Yes, so reminiscent of the olden days.
Real adaptation of what happens when I go outside
Yeah I got an ad for Lapband surgery once 😂 that one stung a bit
Al Gore Rhythm's withering stare of green tinged judgement
_He's super cereal_
When you invent the internet then get elected president but skip it, your next logical move is to become the New Max Headroom.
You got me....I almost hit skip in the first few sconds of the video 🤣🤣
I've been outside. That's mostly why I stay inside.
One of the best so far! Well done & keep it up!
Dystopian to think we all are totally aware by now companies have our information, and we cannot do anything about it.
Oh you can. Use Linux, Brave, DuckDuckGo, Proton Mail, etc.
You just won't.
We could go Outside. No, you are right, there's nothing we can do.
Actually we can make them delete the data in most countries. It's just gonna ruin 2 weekends.
@@artemisDev
There's actually services that do this for you...
I know this because of an ad.
Funny how that works, huh?
This was a masterpiece sir!!!
"computer thing with matrix default" and "Ads-tronaut" should do a collab
The crossover literally ones of consumers are asking for...
That's why you should invest in an ad-blocker (and by "invest" I mean spend the minute or so it takes to download one for free). That way your ad algorithm can't judge you to your face!
The Algorithm clearly thought that judging you would be super easy barely an inconvenience, so It choose not to get right off of that bad boy.
Beautiful message 🥹👏
Hilarious and relatable portrayal of an ad algorithm. Great job shedding light on the importance of online privacy and intrusive ads.
Definitely go outside. Bring your pants.
See, they never add that caveat. What are we supposed to do?
It doesn't have to be pants. Skirts exist.
@@geekymonkeyOutside definitely needs a ToS. By clicking below you are agreeing to a) wear pants ...
Best I can do is shorts. Take it or leave it
"Bring your pants." But you didn't specify "Wear your pants".
What if I want to eat microwaved dinner everyday?
I went outside due to the "GO OUTSIDE" ad. It was nice spending a few moments sitting in some grass and looking at the sky.
I can't believe Ryan put me in this. Well, time for my minecraft video!
So since the algorithm recommended me this...
Ok the funko collection felt like an attack lol.
An attack ad will do that. 🤪
This hits home so much!
Bursted laughing after listening to the Chewbacca impression 😂😂
I got dumped a few weeks ago and Instagram has really been rubbing it in! Luckily the Ryan verse is here to shine a light at the end of every tunnel!
When ya algorithm knows more about your life than ya parents
Outside is overwhelming, I can just look up pictures of trees and mountains, it's basically the same thing.
Wholesome video) Thank you, Ryan George, for politely pointing out all of these things to me. It actually struck a chord.
Ah, I can see he’s clearly using his Old Spice Shampoo/Conditioner/Fusion Lavender PragerU Squarespace Canva local plumber business DisneyNetflixHuluESPN+ Saint Jude body wash again.
Albert Alfonso trying to get refusing to wear pants and presumably stinky Ryan to stop tonguing his couple of days old beef jerky was really hard for Ryan to Chewbacca.
You developed the character in great depth for such a short skit and followed up with a nice punchline. Good work!
I feel so attacked right now! My Pop Collection didn't deserve that! LOL.😄
When you get a somewhat horny anime gatcha game ad, is the ad insulting you in like three different ways?