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  • Опубликовано: 27 мар 2020
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place!
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    John Krasinski, who made a name for himself as Jim Halpert on the hit comedy The Office, stepped into the director’s chair to bring us A Quiet Place in 2018. The movie, starring Krasinski and his real-life wife Emily Blunt, was a massive success and was one of the standout movies of the year.
    The movie does raise some questions though. Like why was the Abbott family so irresponsible in the opening scene? Why are the alien/monsters so inconsistent in what they can hear and how they attack? What’s up with that waterfall scene, and that nail scene on the stairs? Did Lee really have to sacrifice himself at the end? And what’s up with the happy quirky ending?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 4 года назад +3479

    "If they can be as loud as they want by the waterfall, why don't they just, you know, live by the waterfall?"
    "I don't know!"

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 4 года назад +186

      jychilly I read somewhere that the moisture would’ve made it hard to build a house. I don’t know, I just enjoyed the movie and did what I was supposed to do, not think too much into it lol

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 года назад +348

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 года назад +54

      You guys do know that the weather exists right? If it gets really cold at night, there's a chance that the kids might get sick, and when winter rolls around they will need to go back to the house anyway.

    • @jebeda
      @jebeda 4 года назад +221

      @@stephanewd Sure, but being sick and cold might be preferable to being dead.

    • @stephanewd
      @stephanewd 4 года назад +58

      @@jebeda... You do know you can die from illnesses, right? From pneumonia to hypothermia, there are plenty of serious illnesses that makes it not a good idea to stay near the waterfall without proper structures to provide protection.

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 4 года назад +3879

    "Completely empty streets in 2020? Can you imagine?"
    Best joke I've ever heard on this channel. And this channel has millions of great jokes.

    • @odil7583
      @odil7583 4 года назад +11

      Tenderfoot Prepper I also wrote that

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 года назад +27

      Its just a current year joke. In 5 years its not that funny anymore. That being said: it was a good joke. The best one in this vid, but the best overall? Nah

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 4 года назад +11

      @@Marquis-Sade I thank the gentleman from the Autism delegation.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 года назад +3

      @@footofjuniper8212 I dont see this gentleman.

    • @Marquis-Sade
      @Marquis-Sade 4 года назад +8

      @@footofjuniper8212 Come back in 5 years and tell me if you still think this is the greatest!

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 года назад +1965

    Day 1: The monsters attack when noise is made.
    Day 90: We realized that children make noise

    • @deeya
      @deeya 3 года назад +93

      I get that he's a kid, but I feel like 90 days would be enough time - especially given the gravity if the circumstances - to indoctrinate you child with the quiet game.
      There was literally no opportunity for relapse, in the 90 days Beau would've been taught and or supervised to not make noise. Or they would've died some time before that...

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 3 года назад +2

      Something has to give.

    • @isurumaddumage1922
      @isurumaddumage1922 3 года назад +23

      How many people wear masks....

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 года назад +6

      but instead of disciplining your kids we know how yall prefer to handle that 😂

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @nikagogibedashvili6476
    @nikagogibedashvili6476 3 года назад +914

    I was laughing so loudly, 3 monsters showed up in my room

    • @LeanEre
      @LeanEre 3 года назад +42

      They probably came to see what's so funny.
      Try show this video for them xD

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer 2 года назад +22

      @@LeanEre they can’t see though 😂😂😂

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 2 года назад +17

      @@SuperPrestogamer they can hear it tho

    • @vanhopecomedy
      @vanhopecomedy 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ALANA-hu8qo
      @ALANA-hu8qo 2 года назад +7

      um Nika hasn't reaponded yet should we do a wellness check...quietly?

  • @marlzz92
    @marlzz92 4 года назад +2566

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” - brilliant 😂

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 4 года назад +58

      *a dark one*

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 года назад +11

      Agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxwellreed5135
      @maxwellreed5135 3 года назад +11

      I died when they said that

    • @LightofJoshua
      @LightofJoshua 3 года назад +8

      Seriously I’ve seen this a lot and just got that one

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 года назад +26

      The headspace where your young son has been eaten by a blind alien.

  • @CahCorinthians
    @CahCorinthians 4 года назад +1942

    “What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?”
    “Oh, definitely a dark one.”

  • @LittleHobbit13
    @LittleHobbit13 3 года назад +672

    "Couldn't he just throw his axe against the barn and make noise that way?" THANK YOU

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 года назад +49

      the dramatic self sacrifice is so overdone in hollywood movies i dont get why they keep going for it like yea i get it its a jesus metaphor can we just move on please jesus christ

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 3 года назад +70

      Why wouldn't you have noise distacters set up literally everyone as diversions. Like bottlerockets far off

    • @jaredmdobson
      @jaredmdobson 2 года назад +7

      Seriously!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mehrazpk
      @mehrazpk 2 года назад

      @@brandonden795 for that wouldnt sell the movie XD

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 2 года назад +29

      @@mehrazpk "Because the movie needs to happen" 🤣

  • @glasshalfempty1984
    @glasshalfempty1984 2 года назад +374

    5:21 that "sacrifice" was so frustrating because he seriously could have easily distracted the alien without screaming. I'm a big cryer when it comes to...well anything really, but both bo and his deaths were SO easily avoidable that I couldn't cry, or even feel sad. I just felt frustrating towards the writers.

    • @updownbrodown215
      @updownbrodown215 2 года назад +33

      I imagine your mind isn't too nimble when you're watching your kids get terrorized by a monster.

    • @gameglimpses8861
      @gameglimpses8861 2 года назад

      Writers are idiots

    • @AmythefirstA
      @AmythefirstA Год назад +15

      @Productive Centaur Exactly! If I am walking my small child through a dangerous area, you bet I'm not letting go of his hand!

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 Год назад +7

      It’s a better explanation to say that he thought he’d die from the wounds anyway.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 Год назад +16

      @@updownbrodown215 It's especially hard to do the smart thing when the writers don't have consistant rules. Who knows what could happen?! Random BS probably.

  • @Grinningd
    @Grinningd 4 года назад +3841

    "She's pregnant?"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    This sounded so condescending I'm dying

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 года назад +105

      It's a play on the ambiguity of English grammar. From Airplane! (1980)
      Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
      Elaine: A hospital! What is it?
      Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

    • @88Fallon
      @88Fallon 3 года назад +7

      @@Dayvit78 Flying High!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 года назад +40

      @@Dayvit78
      Ohhhhh, drawing inspiration from classic works of comedy is TIGHT!

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 3 года назад +13

      @@Dayvit78 surely you must be joking. I'm not and don't call me Shirley.

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 3 года назад +11

      Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
      Frank: Awfully big moustache.

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 4 года назад +2599

    I hope these guys are standing at least 6 feet apart during this pitch meeting...

    • @tomasbourgois235
      @tomasbourgois235 4 года назад +16

      Yeah me 2

    • @Lwsss933
      @Lwsss933 4 года назад +182

      Social Distancing is TIGHT!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +11

      Likewise, it would make sense, considering the dire circumstances! 😂🤣

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 4 года назад +54

      @@Lwsss933 If it is, you're doing it wrong!

    • @jimlaw8199
      @jimlaw8199 4 года назад +47

      WHOOPSIE!

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 года назад +77

    the small *huegh-huegh-huegh* of suppressed sadness 😢

  • @cyberwebr2758
    @cyberwebr2758 2 года назад +376

    "It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    Never gets old.

    • @cdorman11
      @cdorman11 2 года назад +11

      Always fun to see how he's going to work it in. Amazing how many movies have a plot weakness that fits.

    • @blzahz7633
      @blzahz7633 2 года назад +7

      Oh really?

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 4 года назад +492

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?...Why take that chance?"
    "Well they're both very attractive."

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 года назад +3

      R B1229 I don’t know how long after she gets pregnant when all the aliens come, or whatever, because she have gotten pregnant before all the monster showed up for the first time?

    • @Nirwanda001
      @Nirwanda001 4 года назад +34

      @@jessejive117 if it is day 472 over a whole year has gone by since the monsters came. A baby only takes..you know, nine months

    • @AustinTexas6thStreet
      @AustinTexas6thStreet 4 года назад +27

      @@Nirwanda001 come on.... Math is hard

    • @jamesbrooks2288
      @jamesbrooks2288 4 года назад +10

      @@jessejive117theres a time skip in the film after the kid dies, but something like a year? So it seems like "oh he ded. Try agin?" "OK LOL"

    • @theherooffire007
      @theherooffire007 4 года назад +6

      No TV or smartphones means big families. Aliens or no aliens. 😉

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 4 года назад +1927

    "Waterfall makes lots of noise."
    "So why aren't the aliens trying to kill the waterfall all day long?"
    "Oh, get off my back about that."
    "Oh, okay. Let me get off of that thing."

    • @gortab
      @gortab 4 года назад +263

      "So why don't they just... I dunno, turn on a wood chipper or something and let this alien thing solve itself?"
      "What?"
      "Or maybe install some speakers on the side of a cliff that play loud music so the aliens fall off the cliff if they try to attack the music?"
      "I dunno, maybe the aliens are good climbers."
      "Or have some noise makers playing in the middle of a minefield?"
      "Okay, I'm really going to need you to get off my back with ways to survive these monsters."

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 года назад +37

      @@gortab Well, if the aliens destroy the wood chipper or the speaker, then it gets quiet (they would slash at the source of the sound). And it seems the aliens can "stick" to the walls (to some level) -- their stick ability won't help them from a concaved pitfall though (a big jar-like pitfall). And I assume they have high durability to take mine explosions -- otherwise, they'd be dead long before the movies began.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 года назад +68

      @@gortab I'm now imagining tucker and dale versus the quiet place aliens.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender 4 года назад +30

      @@michaelsong5555 No doubt. These aliens have to be able to survive 7.62 rounds or they would have been handled. Presumably they can also penetrate through steel armor plating and concrete. Also, they must have some ranged weapons and not just their limbs and teeth given that there are about a billion guns on the planet.

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 года назад +6

      @@gortab So, think of it like this, must hit brain...And all of the things you mentioned don't hit brain.
      Cheers.

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 2 года назад +117

    Studio Guy: Oh a sand empire!
    Anakin Skywalker: *heavy breathing*

    • @hydriumstudio
      @hydriumstudio 3 месяца назад

      Denis Villeneuve: *heavy breathing*

  • @thomasjohannesen1003
    @thomasjohannesen1003 3 года назад +207

    I fell over laughing at "Her husband just died"
    "He did, but this is a cool moment to cut to black on"
    5:50

  • @agraciotti
    @agraciotti 4 года назад +1542

    "he forgets where his own nose is" KILLED me. Lmfao

  • @fieryeurochick3194
    @fieryeurochick3194 4 года назад +4131

    It just occurred to me that the sand trail would’ve had to be redone whenever it rained or at the very least every other time.

    • @dominikinimod
      @dominikinimod 3 года назад +84

      You see him fix the trail.

    • @omeganova4332
      @omeganova4332 3 года назад +576

      @@dominikinimod it doesn't change how ludicrously difficult it would be to maintain and the amount of resources and work it would take, I mean, just wind in general blows sand, it's not practical in the least

    • @theunknown4645
      @theunknown4645 3 года назад +210

      Yeah like just put carpet down or something

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 3 года назад +117

      No, the sand would just settle into the ground a bit, pack in to the basic shape he put it down in on the trail. He'd have to add more as time goes by, but it wouldn't wash away because of rain.
      Added bonus: everybody's feet are soft as baby's bottoms from walking on the sand so much. No pedicures needed. 😂

    • @beady0081
      @beady0081 3 года назад +133

      What about a windy day? It would blow thd sand everywhere
      Why don't they just gave something soft on their shoes?

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 Год назад +73

    You really hit this nail on the head, if you think about it these monsters would be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for humans to stop before they turned the world into a horror scenario.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia Год назад +14

      They'd be only slightly more difficult to deal with than the "can smell fear but apparently has no other senses" monsters from After Earth.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@MacrocheniaThose would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to deal with

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia 11 месяцев назад

      @@kh6853 I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 Год назад +6

    4:57 I absolutely love when the producer guy is confused and says "What?" while grinning:)

  • @samuelhowe3465
    @samuelhowe3465 3 года назад +1735

    I love how this channel makes every single movie ever made sound like it was written by a child who should never be left alone with pen and paper again

    • @corsewonder4761
      @corsewonder4761 2 года назад +82

      even without this channel, most contemparary american movies makes you feel this way or rather, like they were made for children and not the sharpest of the lot.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 2 года назад +10

      @@corsewonder4761 LOL "contemporary"

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman Год назад +17

      Yeah I loved this movie and it does sound a little ridiculous now

    • @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126
      @honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 Год назад +12

      This movie probably was written by a kid.

    • @dropboxmoabit384
      @dropboxmoabit384 Год назад +7

      well, this one was.

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 4 года назад +462

    "Wow. What are the chances of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard."

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 года назад +5

      'Odds', not 'chances'. Pay attention to the video. Sigh.

    • @ishowedyouthat2575
      @ishowedyouthat2575 4 года назад +8

      @@rike94 you're annoying

    • @qqqfuzion2582
      @qqqfuzion2582 4 года назад

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 no one is the same as the other people who a bit of the film and I have a great use of the day

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 года назад +6

      @@ishowedyouthat2575 I need you to get all the way of my back now, please

    • @stephanies5281
      @stephanies5281 4 года назад +2

      @@qqqfuzion2582 lol what? 🤗

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +1436

    i came here again just to laugh a lot hahah catharsis!

  • @rustyshacklford245
    @rustyshacklford245 3 года назад +66

    I just realized that part of this movie would take place during the emergence of brood x cicadas, what the hell would the aliens do with all that noise everywhere?

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 года назад +6

      Probably ignore it, same as they do with rivers, waterfalls, and other areas of constant loud noise.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 2 года назад +9

      @@felynecomrade Wow - cicadas save the world! for two days, every fourteen years...

    • @marthamryglod291
      @marthamryglod291 2 года назад +1

      @@KrillLiberator lol

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 4 года назад +1252

    “So was it hard to give birth to a child without making any noise?”
    *“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

    • @tarantinoburrows1406
      @tarantinoburrows1406 4 года назад +28

      "Oh really?"

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +30

      Haha, I also love how Ryan manages to conjure up ways to fit this line into every single one of his pitches! 🤣

    • @christinastafford3806
      @christinastafford3806 4 года назад +15

      Saying super easy barely a inconvenience is tight

    • @nobodyuknow2490
      @nobodyuknow2490 4 года назад +12

      wow wow OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

    • @JR-sx3gl
      @JR-sx3gl 4 года назад +19

      It's not the "not screaming while birthing" part, but the "keeping the baby from crying loud enough for the monsters to hear" part that is the most challenging
      There was a whole generation of women giving birth in the soviet era when if they were too annoying for the medical staff they were bullied and abused. That meant not making too much noise. Back than you were not allowed anyone with you till it's over. It's only way into the 90's when the whole initiative of giving birth without abuse got friction. You could bring someone with you, which meant a more respectful atmosphere, better support and help and made all the difference for the young mothers who didn't have to rely on bribing half of the staff or being married to some important party leader or general.

  • @optimusprime4090
    @optimusprime4090 4 года назад +304

    I will never tire of hearing "so you have a movie for me?"

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 года назад +3

      Me either prime

    • @jaxonkruz7477
      @jaxonkruz7477 4 года назад +12

      yes sir i do

    • @gnaius
      @gnaius 4 года назад +7

      If Ryan ever leaves ScreenRant, I hope the last Movie Pitch video is simply:
      "So you have a movie for me?"
      "Nope"
      *end music, cut to 'Ryan leaves ScreenRant' shot*

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 4 года назад +1

      I'm like a Pavlovs dog at this point...

    • @holly_ween
      @holly_ween 4 года назад

      So, you have a movie for me?

  • @KravMagoo
    @KravMagoo 3 года назад +19

    "Wow! What are the odds of that??"
    "I don't know...math is hard."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dyios
    @dyios 3 года назад +16

    0:15 was Ryan trying to hold back his sneeze to stay in character or??

    • @krimson_flux
      @krimson_flux 2 года назад +10

      He was on the verge of crying

  • @martinwettig8212
    @martinwettig8212 Год назад +32

    I can totally imagine John Krasinsky giving this exact movie pitch.

  • @CanTho2022
    @CanTho2022 5 месяцев назад +10

    I could NEVER UNDERSTAND why a NAIL sticks UP in the middle of a stair step???!! There shouldn’t be any nail in the MIDDLE of the stair board!!

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 2 дня назад +1

      Much less pointing up, for exactly that reason. If you absolutely have to nail upwards for some reason on a walking surface you cut it off and sand it down.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 года назад +425

    Producer: Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?
    Me: *Nervously laughs in quarentine.*

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 года назад +148

    -Giving birth is Tight!
    -That's part of the problem

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 года назад +1

      Then he said "You never complained before"

  • @livewireOrourke
    @livewireOrourke 3 года назад +86

    "Could we have it be a little more consistent?"
    "No."
    "Dang it."
    😂😂😂🤣

  • @albogypsy2842
    @albogypsy2842 3 года назад +11

    "I don't understand how these aliens behave..."
    "That's ok" 😃

  • @dhollsynthmusic
    @dhollsynthmusic 4 года назад +1286

    "Evelyn is pregnant"
    "She's pregnant??"
    "It means she's gonna have a baby"
    hahaha...i love Ryan's absurdism, could watch a whole movie of it

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 года назад +13

      I hope Netflix is reading this :)

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +10

      Me too, his absurdism REALLY makes these videos! 😂

    • @spookyboy101
      @spookyboy101 4 года назад +16

      I would absolutely watch a pitch meeting about that movie

    • @TheMarkster245
      @TheMarkster245 4 года назад +14

      A baby what is it?
      It’s small human that cry’s a lot but that’s not important right now

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 года назад +7

      I mean I've probably watched a couple days worth of Ryan by this point. Like a whole Breaking Bad length of just Ryan talking to himself. Pretty sure I've already watched that, but then again I don't know math is hard.

  • @somehighlights2851
    @somehighlights2851 4 года назад +14099

    I hope Ryan is getting AT LEAST 70% of the money that Screen Rant makes. He is the only reason most of us suscribed to Screen Rant.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 года назад +2135

      Speak for yourself, I subscribed for the other awesome screen rant conte.....,man, it's tough to say that with a straight face

    • @jawill24
      @jawill24 4 года назад +850

      I Wish I could mute the other stuff and only get this

    • @RawWrtochi19
      @RawWrtochi19 4 года назад +269

      They should see this

    • @martinwesterstrand
      @martinwesterstrand 4 года назад +419

      THIS times a million. He is the ONLY reason for my being here.

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 года назад +419

      It was funny when they posted the thanks for 7 mil subs and most the comments were about people only subbing for Ryan

  • @antonioortiz4544
    @antonioortiz4544 3 года назад +8

    I peed my pants at about 3:20. "Listen, the more you think about this concept, the more survival solutions you're going to find and I'm going to need you to get off my back about all of them."

  • @mothmanprophet11
    @mothmanprophet11 3 года назад +24

    "I'm sad all the time." I'm laughing but now I feel bad.

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 4 года назад +226

    “The more you think about the the more survival solutions you’re gonna find and Im gonna need you to get WAY off my back about that”

    • @phoebez7914
      @phoebez7914 4 года назад +1

      Ok, let me get off of that thing

  • @thorondor1593
    @thorondor1593 4 года назад +467

    "A sand empire!"
    (nervous jedi noises)

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 3 года назад +5

      @Vash the Stampede YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

    • @arkadebmandal6963
      @arkadebmandal6963 3 года назад +7

      Why is a lotr fan commenting a star wars quote on a horror movie video

    • @thorondor1593
      @thorondor1593 3 года назад +5

      @@arkadebmandal6963 You've only scratched the surface.

    • @amakky1989
      @amakky1989 3 года назад +4

      Thorondor scratching surfaces is TIGHT

  • @WorldBreaker42
    @WorldBreaker42 3 года назад +139

    Imagine if the pitch meeting was just Ryan being quiet the whole time 😂

    • @Darith926
      @Darith926 3 года назад +9

      That would be consistent. Gotta pitch the movie the way you want it to be, and in this case: Not consistent.

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

  • @lukebrehm1986
    @lukebrehm1986 3 года назад +34

    "So lee shushs him so hard he forgets where his own nose is!!" 😂😂 Omg....
    Id like to subscribe 5 more times just for that line alone. 😂😂😂

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 4 года назад +741

    So you have a movie for- *Monster breaks into office*

    • @joshstern3940
      @joshstern3940 4 года назад +14

      Why does this not have a billion likes. It's the best comment Ive ever seen🤣🤣🤣

    • @spookyboy101
      @spookyboy101 4 года назад

      Oh haha I get it now

    • @fawzigramajo
      @fawzigramajo 4 года назад

      Be ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart 4 года назад +9

      Quickest, Pitch Meeting. Ever.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 года назад +2

      Yeah so a sand empire! 🤣🤣

  • @acgonzales7
    @acgonzales7 3 года назад +3264

    "The alien is gonna kill the raccoon....but later when it's quietly walking through a field"
    "What? Like as revenge for having made a noise earlier?"
    LMAO

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 3 года назад +5

    "the more you gonna think about this concept, the more survival solutions you gonna find" i cant

  • @silastmales1516
    @silastmales1516 2 года назад +81

    15 seconds in and I've already Lol'd😂
    Edit: "Then later her water's gonna break"
    "Oh yeah, that's when the baby pees to let you know it's on it's way"
    "That's not what that is"
    "Well"
    😂😂😂

  • @Jaerayy
    @Jaerayy 4 года назад +4279

    “It’s 2020 so all the streets are deserted “
    “Oh wow completely empty streets in 2020 could you imagine”
    *looks outside*
    .....well played

  • @abhimattripathi6727
    @abhimattripathi6727 4 года назад +194

    So....Was it hard to make pitch meetings during quarantine???
    Ryan: ''ACTUALLY IT WAS SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE''.

  • @HasufelyArod
    @HasufelyArod 3 года назад +7

    1:37 Darth Vader would like to know your location.

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 3 года назад +6

    I was just eating Pez
    4:41
    I am no longer eating Pez

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 4 года назад +134

    "I'm sad all the time."
    Before these videos, so was I.

  • @mmariankaa
    @mmariankaa 4 года назад +199

    *”Oh forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT”*
    That sentence combined with John’s image of his finger missing his nose made me laugh harder than I should.

    • @deveousdevil
      @deveousdevil 4 года назад +16

      I laughed so hard an alien killed me.

    • @mmariankaa
      @mmariankaa 4 года назад +8

      @@deveousdevil Whoops.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 4 года назад +10

      @@mmariankaa Whoopsie!

  • @briananekea7480
    @briananekea7480 3 года назад +15

    "Oh, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do.* Best words I've been hearing the past two days.

  • @englishislit7720
    @englishislit7720 2 года назад +8

    I just don't want you to think about the implication that ambient sound would solve a lot of the problems with these aliens. . . . Gold!

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 года назад +476

    The best thing I need in this forsaken quarantine.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +7

      Agreed, RUclips videos are the definite highlight of this global quarantine!

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 4 года назад +3

      Did you mean for that to rhyme?

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 4 года назад +4

      Don't forget to look up the song "Terryfolds"

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 4 года назад +1

      Ditto from Italy.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 4 года назад +1

      i read that so fast i saw foreskin hahahhahh

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 4 года назад +178

    "So you have a RUclips channel to carry for me?"
    "Yes sir I do. It's called Screen Rant"

    • @theatre721
      @theatre721 4 года назад +1

      Oooooooh snap

    • @batnacks
      @batnacks 4 года назад +28

      “Oh, what’s that channel like?”
      “Well they make videos of lists of things about other things”
      “What kind of lists are we talking about”
      “A bunch of stuff that people already know about”
      “Why would people click on those videos?”
      “Well you see they give these videos really clickbaity titles to trick people into thinking they they’re going to be interesting”
      “Oh, tricking people into watching your videos is tight”
      “It is sir. So anyway they suddenly start making these different kind of videos called pitch meetings”
      “So what kind of pitches are we talking about here?”
      “Mostly movies”
      “Oh really?”
      “Yeah. And you see these videos start getting just super popular, in fact so popular that people just start asking them to only make those kind of videos”
      “So they stop making the list videos that people don’t like and only make the pitch meetings?”
      “Well no, that would mean having to care about their content”
      “Oh that makes sense”

    • @savageprince9829
      @savageprince9829 4 года назад +5

      @@batnacks that was amazing

    • @csillakaszas7285
      @csillakaszas7285 4 года назад +3

      fyi, there is a pitch meeting for pitch meeting

    • @jarink1
      @jarink1 4 года назад +2

      Pitch Meeting is the only reason I don't block this channel. The rest of their videos are garbage, often with liberal-slanted politics thrown in.

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 3 года назад +38

    the way the director or whatever he is starts crying after he talks about his ex

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 года назад +9

    "So the aliens dont kill the racoon straight away but kills it later as revenge for making noise?"

  • @JohnDoe-dj3lw
    @JohnDoe-dj3lw 4 года назад +932

    "He sets off fireworks FOR HOURS?"
    "Oh no she gives birth in like five minutes"
    LMFAO

    • @johnpotts8308
      @johnpotts8308 3 года назад +54

      ...though it is her fourth delivery, so being relatively quick is quite reasonable (though probably more than five minutes).

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 года назад +30

      @@johnpotts8308 Can you imagine the human race if women were able to give birth in five minutes?

    • @refineddoggo6657
      @refineddoggo6657 3 года назад +20

      @@RooftopRose079 there would still be child growth for a few months before birth, so largely the same:/

    • @toniodejimi3905
      @toniodejimi3905 3 года назад +6

      that’s what I said! she’d had to give birth for HOURS

    • @suisinghoraceho2403
      @suisinghoraceho2403 3 года назад +21

      Depends on how wide you want to define the process of “give birth”. The final push (which is usually the loud bit) could quite possibly be over within 5 minutes.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 4 года назад +951

    Completely empty streets in 2020?! Preposterous, who would ever imagine such a thing that would be scarier than a monster movie?! 👹

    • @uno23sleep
      @uno23sleep 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahaha. xD

    • @rossdiamondthief6627
      @rossdiamondthief6627 4 года назад +9

      Trina Q John Krasinski must’ve made a deal with the devil lol

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 4 года назад +12

      ....sounds like my ex-wife” 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @marchantofcabbage3517
      @marchantofcabbage3517 4 года назад +8

      Actually it's super easy barly an inconvenience

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 4 года назад +4

      I live in Astoria and still can't imagine it because people don't understand that they're going to die.

  • @StevenRerani
    @StevenRerani 3 года назад +6

    He shushes him so hard, he forgot where his nose is! Lol

  • @MrTony-rx7tk
    @MrTony-rx7tk 3 года назад +6

    “Oh, forgetting the location of your nose is tight!”

  • @Theultimateginger
    @Theultimateginger 4 года назад +449

    This quarantine is gonna be super easy barely and inconvenience

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 года назад +37

      I need you to get ALL the way off my back ... and stand 1.5 meters away from me.

    • @sir_will_iam
      @sir_will_iam 4 года назад +38

      Being an introvert during a worldwide lockdown is *TIGHT!*

    • @smithcubs
      @smithcubs 4 года назад +7

      I love these comments.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 4 года назад +4

      @@sir_will_iam barely an inconvenience

    • @quacknatetv7837
      @quacknatetv7837 4 года назад +4

      @@EweChewBrrr01 Oh whoops!

  • @theoneintheback3783
    @theoneintheback3783 4 года назад +804

    “They fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.”
    “What.”
    “Anyway,”

    • @joecoolberry911
      @joecoolberry911 3 года назад +7

      That’s like the definition of why these are so darn good

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 года назад +1

      @@joecoolberry911 what's good?

    • @RedInside_live
      @RedInside_live 3 года назад +4

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 the corn

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 2 года назад +5

      "Oh God, I hope they don't... you know... put any handprints on car windows?"
      "Gross."
      "I know, right?"

  • @AndersonClips
    @AndersonClips Год назад +4

    why dont they just set up their place under the waterfall

  • @samaelament
    @samaelament 3 года назад +6

    This was my favorite use of "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @YETTheShow
    @YETTheShow 4 года назад +276

    “I dunno...math is hard.” Ryan you just summed up every trip of mine to the dollar store.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +1202

    "Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?"
    "Accidents do happen."
    *Spoken like a true parent.*

    • @jillruff1655
      @jillruff1655 4 года назад +38

      ...or every cast member on Teen Mom ever. Not that Ima fan of Teen Mo-
      ...nvmnd. This quarantine's got me watching all kindsa crap TV lately. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +11

      Yeah. As much as I like this movie, that was a pretty big goof. I usually rationalize it by saying that these two people who are obviously attracted to each other have no one else to help them cope with not having sex. They have no friends around, they clearly wouldn’t discuss it with their children, which just leaves each other, whom they’re both (pardon my gutter talk) horny for.
      But even then I concede it’s a pretty weak argument.

    • @dre4mzzy735
      @dre4mzzy735 4 года назад +7

      Spoken like my parents after they had me! Wait....

    • @ninadouglas6289
      @ninadouglas6289 4 года назад +12

      It goes to show you that even when birth control is free people still have unprotected sex.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +8

      Nina Douglas that’s exactly it. they had access to a nearly unlimited amount of birth control pills, which skipping the placebo week also means no periods, during an apocalypse.

  • @asabee1055
    @asabee1055 3 года назад +5

    4:55
    IM DEAD XDDDDDD

  • @aaaaaaaaa6470
    @aaaaaaaaa6470 3 года назад +9

    "WOW, what are the odds of that?"
    "I don't know, math is hard!"

  • @adamwishneusky
    @adamwishneusky 4 года назад +118

    “Hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting” lol as if any of them aren’t hilarious!

    • @nadakhalil3869
      @nadakhalil3869 4 года назад +5

      Enjoying pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @samuelguetta8445
    @samuelguetta8445 4 года назад +255

    Ryan: "An empire of sand"
    Dark Vader: *Heavy breathing*.

  • @pocketofus7428
    @pocketofus7428 3 года назад +8

    “Isn’t it gonna be hard to make pitch meetings with the same script each time interesting.”
    “Actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience”

  • @QJJ245
    @QJJ245 4 года назад +109

    Wait...are the streets supposed to be empty during a quarantine?
    Me: Yes.
    Everyone driving around and walking about anyway: Whoops
    Me: Whoopsie

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 года назад

      DaQueen245 The streets aren’t supposed to be empty and shouldn’t be empty lol

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 года назад

      They sometimes need to resupply, though

    • @trentrossdale638
      @trentrossdale638 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @theherooffire007
    @theherooffire007 4 года назад +1194

    The upside down pez dispenser joke was great. "Oh I don't like that visual at all." Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks Ryan. 😂👌

    • @sukikurai
      @sukikurai 3 года назад +10

      J. Joshua Sterling there was an animal planet show that described the way kangaroos do things as a pez dispenser to we were laughing for ages

    • @xanderkubec7053
      @xanderkubec7053 3 года назад +2

      400th to like

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 3 года назад

      J. Joshua Sterling your welcome 🤗

    • @csgobotato
      @csgobotato Год назад +1

      pez dispensers are TIGHT!

  • @joshuaprietophoto
    @joshuaprietophoto 2 года назад +18

    Thank you Ryan for perfecting putting our thoughts on this movie into effect
    I didn't understand why it was so well received with all its problems

    • @Jorah123456789
      @Jorah123456789 Год назад +8

      Because it had an interesting spin having basically no dialogue. However, this spin was interesting for maybe 15 minutes, then the movie just became boring. This also brought some other negative impacts on the movie, for example there was basically no character development.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jorah123456789 It sounds like this movie could have been a very nice short movie, like 10-15 minutes maximum, likely with a single monster.

  • @rebekahmcneely5679
    @rebekahmcneely5679 Год назад +3

    To be fair, drowning in corn is a legit thing here in Iowa.

  • @itsjavy
    @itsjavy 4 года назад +62

    “Well, they fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” 💀💀💀

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 4 года назад +183

    Screenwriter: The more you think about it the more survival solution’s you’re gonna come up with so I’m gonna need you to get off my back about it.
    Producer: Okay I’ma get off of that thing.
    Aww he’s learning. It usually takes him much longer to get off of that thing.

  • @tbrogoit02
    @tbrogoit02 9 дней назад +1

    Haha o man... The part about the typa headspace you'd have to be in to try yelling at the waterfall for the first time.... Had me rolling

  • @digeok9261
    @digeok9261 3 года назад +4

    "Completely empty Roads in 2020" that hit hard

  • @oscarbuckley6980
    @oscarbuckley6980 4 года назад +61

    "I'm sad all the time"
    "NICE!"

  • @hester234
    @hester234 4 года назад +83

    Next week: Pitch meeting for "I am Legend", screenwriter guy and producer guy wearing gloves and masks

  • @jordanpratt606
    @jordanpratt606 3 года назад +66

    *"The movie is set in 2020"*
    Honestly blind aliens would not be the weirdest thing to happen in this godforsaken year

    • @WebDeva7
      @WebDeva7 3 года назад +2

      It’s November. There’s still time for more things to go wrong this year.

    • @RooftopRose079
      @RooftopRose079 3 года назад +3

      Let's all agree that when future generations ask about 2020 we all say "We don't talk about that."

    • @nadiacalembe1546
      @nadiacalembe1546 3 года назад +1

      I think it was suggested on the pitch meeting for 2020, but they agreed it was a step too far.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 3 года назад

      Murder hornets and nunchuk bears are watching.

    • @janewinslow9268
      @janewinslow9268 3 года назад +1

      Mishka it's May 13 and it's getting worse.

  • @Nitote
    @Nitote 3 года назад +8

    Actually, the birth of my daughter took 3 minutes and 46 seconds, nurses didn't have time to prepare, and after witnessing this up close i had to go to my own quiet place.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад

      Uhh. I would NEVER want to see that.

    • @Nitote
      @Nitote 3 года назад +1

      @@mrsx7944 No sir, you would not.

    • @mrsx7944
      @mrsx7944 3 года назад +2

      @@Nitote I'm a woman and I definitely wouldn't want to see it. Especially after going through it myself. I can't even imagine 🤢🤢🤢

    • @Nitote
      @Nitote 3 года назад +1

      @@mrsx7944 Ah, pardon me, picture threw me off. Good job :)

  • @Vyufta1
    @Vyufta1 4 года назад +178

    "I, Robot"
    "Shutter Island"
    Pitch meetings

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 года назад +13

      “Well, you know those stories written by one of the greatest science fiction authors of all time?”
      “Yeah.”
      “Well, this movie has nothing in common with them.”

    • @Trias805
      @Trias805 3 года назад +2

      I prefer bad movies, like "Prometheus" or "Alien: Covenant". Pitch Meetings are funnier then.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 3 года назад +1

      @@Trias805 I agree. They are the best! Kinda wish he had time to do low budget movies. Ya know like DIsney/Lifetime/Syfy original movies!

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 года назад

      @@Trias805 in what world are shutter island and i robot not cheesy bad hollywood movies

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 года назад +141

    "completely empty streets in 2020...can u imagine?!"
    ohwww yeah baby ohh yeahhh

  • @persona2grata
    @persona2grata 2 года назад +5

    Lol, it never even occurred to me that you could set up a bunch of speakers to raise the amount of ambient noise, effectively neutralizing the aliens ability to hear people with precision. But once he mentioned that it raises the obvious question of why the military didn't establish huge speaker systems at fortified locations and just tear the aliens apart when they came to investigate. Also why they didn't experiment with different frequencies, noises, and volumes once they realized how sensitive the alien's ears were.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Год назад +1

      I woulda went straight for feedback. I've got speakers that are ABOVE the amp limit for the amplifier, and specialty ear plugs. So I could go to town. You'll never overload.
      Btw, how does Dr. Emmet Brown in Back to the Future NOT figure this out in the 1st scene?? But develops a TIME MACHINE, huh? Lol

  • @fatosdour2518
    @fatosdour2518 2 года назад +2

    “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” is one of the best quotes ever. 😂

  • @clementsimunyu5616
    @clementsimunyu5616 4 года назад +410

    “The truck doesn’t make any noises when it moves?” “Apparently not”. 😂😂When you realize that all those names that are shown after the movie ends couldn’t pick up how ridiculous that logic is...

    • @stelonous
      @stelonous 4 года назад +48

      The movie just insults your intelligence all the way through.

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 4 года назад +41

      Considering 99.9% of those names at the end of movie have nothing to do with the script, be pretty hard for them to pick up on anything you are implying...

    • @Unforgiven11
      @Unforgiven11 4 года назад +14

      I remember them just like.. putting it in neutral and rolling down the hill not actually starting it. But I could be wrong!

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 4 года назад +19

      Unforgiven11 the do, it’s still a couple of thousand of pounds moving down a dirt road.

    • @mmmchestnut4085
      @mmmchestnut4085 4 года назад +10

      See I figure since it had just killed their dad that maybe it was busy eating him and didn't bother to chase the truck

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 4 года назад +886

    “Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?”
    COVID HUMOR IS TIGHT!

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @ALANA-hu8qo
      @ALANA-hu8qo 2 года назад +17

      its infectious

    • @meanderingmarley3910
      @meanderingmarley3910 2 года назад +5

      @@ALANA-hu8qo Excellent! Do you write your own jokes, or do you have a staph? 😬

    • @Venom-Bell_420
      @Venom-Bell_420 2 года назад +2

      Considering the whole thing was a joke yes.

    • @Venom-Bell_420
      @Venom-Bell_420 2 года назад

      @@ALANA-hu8qo It DOESN'T exist you brainwashed fool

  • @lenaspiro6446
    @lenaspiro6446 3 года назад +3

    0:15 the fake cry haha

  • @josephfoxton5257
    @josephfoxton5257 2 года назад

    I wonder how many times I’ve seen every pitch meeting? I just listen to this constantly

  • @thats4thebirds
    @thats4thebirds 4 года назад +75

    This is literally John Krasinski pitching to himself lmao

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +3

    "What if someone brought nachos?"
    "They're screwed."

  • @worldwarchamp1959
    @worldwarchamp1959 Год назад +4

    I can't stop watching these.

  • @PartialKredit
    @PartialKredit 4 года назад +34

    Ryan really shouldn’t be breaking quarantine by talking to this movie executive.

  • @artvocado5943
    @artvocado5943 3 года назад +74

    “I’m sad all the time.”
    “Nice”

  • @lawrencewhite2533
    @lawrencewhite2533 3 месяца назад

    That little shudder cry from producer guy at the beginning is total genius.

  • @dangerbird64
    @dangerbird64 Год назад +5

    i barked an inappropriately loud laugh when he said, “he shushes him so hard he forgets where his nose is.” had i been in the movie i would have been dead.