@Him With The Hair I beg to disagree, most people do not know, but I agree that many people wouldn't care, infact they seem to revel in their ignorance and wear it with pride. Lastly sorry you feel I was being rude, I certainly wasn't, on the contrary. But hey maybe I'm just a monster.
oh blacklisting the actress who is actually a good actress when shes giving good source material cause the lead actor and writer are petty that their movie sucked is tight!!!
Everyone said Pitch Meeting is just played monologue by Ryan George...but some episode we can heard his pitch is higher..and sometime lower..Ryan George is the real Prestige.
The Dark Universe is a brilliant idea. They could have started with Dracula: Untold and built up from there. The Mummy, Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon. All of them having there own movie then bring in Dr. Jekyll or Van Helsing and the team up movie. They could have gone Marvel but instead they went DC.
@@hrothgarnogar Clearly not. However since we are all incapable of making friends in the real world these days, we come here for acknowledgment of mutual amusement. And to troll people.
Just once I want them to go: "So I assume doing X was very easy?" "Actually no, it was extremely difficult, very inconvenient" You know, because subverting expectations is tight
You know, I just realized what would've been totally awesome- for the escape scene, instead of having the mummy do an acrobatics routine; maybe they could've made her oodles creepier by emphasizing the whole 'undead' part by having her break her own bones so she could escape from the chains. Would've been a lot more disturbing than the feeling you get when hoping the Ukranian judge knows that a score of '10' is an option.
@@aesinam I'm sorry but what the heeeeeck are you saying? This was the best monster movie I've seen since the OG mummy with Brendan Fraser. This movie even had a call-back to that movie when the book of the dead falls off and it's up on the screen as a nice nod for a second.
Except for the part where she tried to elicit sympathy with the evil creature from the audience, because it was, you know, a woman. Didn't matter what evil things she'd done _before_ becoming the mummy.
Bad writing. I feel like a lot writers put women in a story and are like “done my good deed”. How about make her integral to the plot rather than just putting her in there. It possibly can’t be that hard to just write a subplot with her in it that supports the main plot.
Tuxedobird, indeed. If can you watch a film instead of waste hours reading a book then can watch a Pitch Meeting instead of waste two hours on the film. Book to film to pitch meeting, I wonder what the net time saving is.
Ah I didn't know the new mummy movie was part of a new 'dark universe' I guess this changes... nothing Still prefer the mummy movies with Brendan Fraser
@@mariposa9506 most of what went wrong was Tom Cruise's fault. Him and Alex Kurtzman, the guy currently in charge of Star Trek, made rewrites to the script to make it more focused on Tom Cruise's character. This is also the reason why Russell Crow calls him, "young man," even though Cruise is older that Crow.
I saw the movie, and I completely forgot almost all of this. I can still remember most of the Brendan Fraser MUMMY from two decades ago, but not this one.
Is it going to be easy to see what’s going on in the movie? “Actually it’s gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience. The director didn’t know how to shoot a coherent visible action scene.”
There was a pitch meeting where he said that exact line "actually it's gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience". Can someone please tell me, I've been searching for it forever
You know a channel is good when you go back and re watch all of their videos. Literally all of them. It seems like that would be difficult, but it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I had a job interview the other day and while answering a question I started off saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" and I bonded with the interviewer over our mutual love of Pitch Meeting.
"So you have a movie for me?" "Yessiraidoo. Its called Dracula Untold, and we could use it to start a cinematic universe about all the monsters!" "Didn't we already do that with the Mummy?" "Oh no, sir, that's in the future!"
@@tomvandalen2212 Was it? I read a review that it starts as a good period piece and kinda veers off when the vampires show up. I think it looks interesting, but if it does get bad I'd like to know
Tom and Jerry The Movie pitch meeting: “I was thinking we could make a Tom and Jerry movie” “Ohh, people love Tom and Jerry!” “Yeah yeah yeah. They hate each other, they don’t talk and there’s lots of slapstick violence, it’s great!” “So what’s the movie about?” “Well I was thinking, you know, we could not do any of that.” “What?” “Yeah I thought we could make them friends, and they talk, and there’s hardly any slapstick.”
"I feel like fans will be mad if you make a Tom and Jerry movie and have no slapstick in it" "YeahYeahYeah" "So why do it?" "Because money!" "Oooo money. I love money!"
“Are there any other characters in this thing?” “Yeah we’re gonna have a dog who’s fat and has to move around on a skateboard because he’s so fat” “Ohh and what’s his deal?” “I just told you” “Very cool!”
Or "Shape Of Water". OK so Universal didn't make that and they sued Guillermo Del Torro but were they suing for compensation money or suing to try to force Del Torro to join their universe? Or suing for the right to include references to his film, to make it part of their universe "Give us our monster back, now that you've made him cool ! "
It would even fit within the story. That version of Van Helsing is actually the angel Gabriel brought down to Earth, so he is an immortal (he remembers fighting the Romans in 73 AD and the movie takes place in 1888). If you ignore Dracula Unbound or whatever it is, you could tie this new Mummy and the old Van Helsing movie together with Hugh Jackman being the Nick Fury of the Dark Universe.
"world saving one night stands are tight" I spit up my drink from laughter at this point. Screen Rant is one of the funniest things on youtube, honestly.
Well the Mummy had Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe and 2 more fairly recognisable Actors and a Bunch of Stunts and Special Effects and CGI that's probably fairly expensive
I love having discovered these movie pitches. The best part is that I don't have to watch most of these awful movies and have a lot more fun just watching Ryan tell me about it
Lol do people actually believe that the actors have the blame for shitty scripts and direction just because they are the faces of the movies?? That's why shitty writers and directors get away with it and continue to make shitty scripts and directions. Well, unless Tom really did...
@@hermitcard4494 Actually Tom Cruise demanded equal or greater screen time than the Mummy, which means new scenes, dialogue, etc. They basically rewrote the whole movie for him.
Just once I want this to happen: Screenwriter: **says something about money** Producer: “oh, money is tight!” Sw: “oh it is? Alright I’ll let the crew know to try to make this thing as cheap as possible so we don’t spend too much” P: “wait, no. I meant-“ Sw: “okay there, they’ve been notified, you don’t have to worry about a thing” P: “hmmmm, well okay then”
“Oh, mummies are TIGHT.” “Yeah, yeah, yeah.” These types of pitch meetings where the two Ryans r smiling the whole time for no reason r the best types of pitch meetings, imo
3:38 Mr Hyde was first made from the medicine and the Dr kept injecting himself to turn into the monster until he found the perfect recipe, then he needed to reverse it. But the Hyde medicine was so powerful it resisted the new one over time. I wonder what the Hyde movie would have been about
@@PhantomDR It's on Disney+, which is the only reason I know it exists, and that's probably the same case for a lot of people. It absolutely does NOT need a Pitch Meeting when there's still so many well-known films that don't have one.
@@jakubmike5657 No you don't. It was god-awful. If you're a casual fan you'll think it's annoying and be turned off from Kim Possible, if you're an actual fan it will infuriate you to no end Hell Dr. Drakken isn't even blue and the only good thing in it is Shego
Hey Ryan, maybe bit of an unusual compliment but I really enjoy watching these because they make me look at movies a different way by looking at the plot and sequences of events consciously rather than just take them for granted.. you have a great way of looking at movies and keep up the good work man!
"What about Jenny?"
"She's PRESENT"
existence is tight!!
Nice.
😂🤣😂🤣🤦🤦🤦
@@doctortrouserpants1387 Right. Because if it wasn't for this commenter quoting what Ryan said in the video I'd be lost right now.
Best description of that character that I've ever heard.
"The power to kill a baby."
Voldemort: is it possible to learn this power
Ricky Poon Not from a Wizard.
not from a jedi... i mean the u.s. army
Not from a competent writer.
Anakin Skywalker made that power
Not from a jedi mummy.
“But then through the power of a one night stand...” I think is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever heard
That line was simply amazing
“World-saving one night stands are TIGHT”
Ok, I laughed hard and realized you made this comment. Hilarious 💀
Wow wow wow wow wow wow..... Wow
I laughed so much at that.
"the CGI is terrible"
"money is TIGHT"
Totally stealing that joke.
ot0m0t0 But stealing jokes is super easy, barely and inconvenience
Are you having money problems?
@@herosam1390 WOW, wow, wow... wow.
@HEROSAM12 YEE YEE YEAH 😁
Monsters ASSEMBLE!!
Monster: "No, I don't think I will"
monster disassemble
@Him With The Hair no Frankenstein was the scientist, but I see where you were going, good effort.
@Him With The Hair I beg to disagree, most people do not know, but I agree that many people wouldn't care, infact they seem to revel in their ignorance and wear it with pride. Lastly sorry you feel I was being rude, I certainly wasn't, on the contrary. But hey maybe I'm just a monster.
Wrong Monster Cinematic Universe
Frankenstein's monster: eehm!
“And what about Jenny?”
“She’s present”
“Nice :D”
oh blacklisting the actress who is actually a good actress when shes giving good source material cause the lead actor and writer are petty that their movie sucked is tight!!!
@@darthdestructor927 where do they blacklist the actress?
@@akhil6826 the writer of this film claimed she was hard to deal with
@@darthdestructor927 you said that screenrant was blacklisting the actor, where are they doing that? Not the writer
My favorite line in this pitch.
Q::"What did he give her the power to do?
Ans:: "To kill a sleeping person."
And a baby
So she became the apprentice to Darth Pleagueis the Wise? Ironic.
He's just such an agreeable man to himself, self-relationship goals
Unless it's the glass pitch lol
Self-relationships are tight
Bro wdym it’s 2 different guys
Everyone said Pitch Meeting is just played monologue by Ryan George...but some episode we can heard his pitch is higher..and sometime lower..Ryan George is the real Prestige.
@Joe GAAAAYYYYY
“Sure that may as well happen” is the energy I’m taking to 2021
Great interpretation, me too!
Haha! Ive actually been saying that!!
Yeasterday I heard Starbucks is going to be a drive through all over Canada.
Me:
Whenever something bad happens in my life I have always said this lmao
So how did that go?
You should sell a shirt that has "wow, wow, wow" on the front, and "wow" on the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! That pause between the first three wows and the fourth is TIGHT!
"Yikes and also, wow."
Id also take "Whoops!" on the front and "Whoopsies" on the back.
Literally a second after I read this comment in my mind
“Yikes and also wow”
That would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Ryan is an artist, for he conjures glorious lines like this:
"So then she catches up with him and drowns Jenny!"
"Oh, very rude."
That's one of the delights of Pitch Meeting: both the screenwriter and the movie exec are basically pretty likable guys.
"Yikes, and also wow" is a phrase I need to start using in my life.
We have enough cringey internet humour leaking into real life as it is, thanks.
@@Novarcharesk you seem fun
@@_newmantube_ You know it, bby
@@Novarcharesk 😘
I guess that's how that conversation ends.
"Barely an inconvenience" and "I don't know!" get me every time.
"No, I dont think it does."
For me its usually"Because" & "Whoops, whoopsie"
Your comment is tight !
*WOW WOW WOW..........* WOW
For real Ryan has a direct line to my funny bone
"Yikes and also wow" should be be put on the next Pitch Meeting t-shirt.
Yeah, it'd be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@patrick_dy3r putting catch phrases on t-shirts are TIGHT
"So you have a new t-shirt for me?"
"Yes Sir I do"
@@EweChewBrrr01 "What will the shirt say?"
"I don't know."
"Fair enough."
1SaG facts
The Dark Universe is a brilliant idea. They could have started with Dracula: Untold and built up from there. The Mummy, Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon. All of them having there own movie then bring in Dr. Jekyll or Van Helsing and the team up movie. They could have gone Marvel but instead they went DC.
yeah too bad
dc is actually doling good financially & critically often too
@@SmashLiXs DC movies aren't coherent. That's what kaerojse meant
@@MSuriyaPrakaashJL what do you mean?
Spending time and planning resources sounds very hard!
“So she catches up with them and drowns Jenny”
“Oh, VERY rude”
Actually, barely an inconvenience
Scrolled here just as he said it. Now I feel important.
@@ascend3654 same
Is this all RUclips comments are these days? Just literally transcribing lines from the video everyone just watched?
@@hrothgarnogar Clearly not. However since we are all incapable of making friends in the real world these days, we come here for acknowledgment of mutual amusement. And to troll people.
Just once I want them to go:
"So I assume doing X was very easy?"
"Actually no, it was extremely difficult, very inconvenient"
You know, because subverting expectations is tight
Wowowowowowow
They did in the Man of Steel pitch meeting
Or super easy barely an inconvenience.. No!
A movie would have to have something be really difficult first
Øyvind Aanderaa , subverting expectations is... loose?
You know, I just realized what would've been totally awesome- for the escape scene, instead of having the mummy do an acrobatics routine; maybe they could've made her oodles creepier by emphasizing the whole 'undead' part by having her break her own bones so she could escape from the chains. Would've been a lot more disturbing than the feeling you get when hoping the Ukranian judge knows that a score of '10' is an option.
Oh I get it! 😆 Wow wow wow..wow.
Great idea. Complete with gross bone-resetting scene when she's free.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wow!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩
Great idea....but it would probably get an R and no way they'd do that
Van Helsing as the leader of monster hunters?
That would have been cooler.
Aya ya
BOONDOCK. SAINTS.
@Zoe Kin They even already made Hyde into their Hulk in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so it's not like it wasn't already a thing.
@Zoe Kin Whoopsie.
Or Alan Quartermain? I feel like someone already did that....
If it’s called “The Mummy” and doesn’t include Brendan Fraser then it shouldn’t be made.
Especially if it has Tom cruise
Boris Karloff?
i didnt know this movie even existed
@@Onzawa3340 it's horrible. You should be happy you didn't know about it
@@aesinam I'm sorry but what the heeeeeck are you saying? This was the best monster movie I've seen since the OG mummy with Brendan Fraser. This movie even had a call-back to that movie when the book of the dead falls off and it's up on the screen as a nice nod for a second.
the “I don’t knows” kill me all. the. time.
Fair enough!
The "I don't know" are TIGHT!
@@MonteKristof yea yea yea
oh that can be fatal!
Don't think I've come across a pitch meeting so far where he actually chuckles when saying it. 4:18
"So anyway, then Nick gets cursed and also Sergeant Vail gets cursed."
"What about Jenny?"
"She's present."
"Nice."
"The power of one night stand"
The quote of the year
😂😂
I'm assuming the movie plays up the idea he's in love with Jenny or something?
I've binged watch so much of these I actually started to think that both Ryans are really separate, individual people.
I thought at first they were twin brothers lol
Thinking they're separate individual people is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
It’s definitely two different people, I mean one of them wears glasses!
@@secondchance6603wow wow wow
Wow
What about Jenny?
She's present.
That was literally the extent of Annabelle Wallis's role!
on the other hand, I liked to see her
@@johnnyskinwalker4095 and that's really all that matters.
@@davidgreen5099 exactly
Except for the part where she tried to elicit sympathy with the evil creature from the audience, because it was, you know, a woman. Didn't matter what evil things she'd done _before_ becoming the mummy.
Bad writing. I feel like a lot writers put women in a story and are like “done my good deed”. How about make her integral to the plot rather than just putting her in there. It possibly can’t be that hard to just write a subplot with her in it that supports the main plot.
I wish there was a notification Bell only for the Pitch Meetings
HNTR L yeah yeah yeah! RUclips should definitely give us that option!
it would be Super Easy, barely an inconvenience!
Or you could like, go to Screen Rants only on SATURDAYS because that's when they are posted, this isn't rocket science.
HNTR L, just save the playlist to your library.
I'm not subscribed to the channel, but the new videos keep popping everytime there's a new pitch meeting in my recommendations.
I told my wife: "Mommyfication is how Mommies are made." she was not amused.
That's like the best dad joke ever. I can't believe she didn't see your genius.
recipe books should replace "cream pie" with "mummification" ...
thank you, thank you ... I'll be here all week
"Mommys are tight"
*Mummies
Both
My favorite part is when Russel Crowe (55 years old) tells Tom Cruise (2 years older than Crowe irl)
"That’s why she needs you, a younger man".
How is that possible?
Is it Botox?
@@eltonjohntubola3212 or maybe following scientology ?
@@eltonjohntubola3212 being a drunk ages you. Russell Crowe looks like an obnoxious drunk uncle because he is.
Tom looks way younger though. It may be plastic surgery, but I suspect Scientology magic
Tom Cruise's skin is tight!
Watching a pitch meeting for a movie I’ve never watched is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@Tuxedobird, you’re lucky. I watched this. At the cinema. I can confirm it was an inconvenience.
Sparky Honestly, all movies are an inconvenience when Ryan can just explain them for us.
Tuxedobird, indeed. If can you watch a film instead of waste hours reading a book then can watch a Pitch Meeting instead of waste two hours on the film. Book to film to pitch meeting, I wonder what the net time saving is.
@@sparky4878 or you can just read the comments of the video instead of actually watching it
"well as long as you had fun with it". It feels like that is something actually said to screen writers sometimes...
Robert Rodriguez’s actual excuse for his flop kids movies was something like , but I enjoyed the idea.
Teacher Ryan George's lesson of the day: drowning people is VERY RUDE.
Well I wish someone would have told me that sooner. Now I'm just embarrassed.
He's Canadian. Everything not nice is rude.
Well, I think shooting them in the back of the head 3 times and calling it a suicide is much better
Ah I didn't know the new mummy movie was part of a new 'dark universe'
I guess this changes... nothing
Still prefer the mummy movies with Brendan Fraser
I know, those were amazing. Makes you wonder wgat they were thinking making this trainwreck when those were still recent enough for people to remember
@@mariposa9506 most of what went wrong was Tom Cruise's fault. Him and Alex Kurtzman, the guy currently in charge of Star Trek, made rewrites to the script to make it more focused on Tom Cruise's character. This is also the reason why Russell Crow calls him, "young man," even though Cruise is older that Crow.
Everyone does. xD
Those movies had a soul..
The "Dark Universe" sounds like a crappy, movie version of what they actually did well in the Penny Dreadful TV series.
"Maybe. I don't know. I'm just kind of doing stuff." That explains so many movies.
I saw the movie, and I completely forgot almost all of this.
I can still remember most of the Brendan Fraser MUMMY from two decades ago, but not this one.
It wasn't until I saw Tom Cruise twice in this video I said, "Oh, right, they made a different one".
I like how scandalized the "I don't know"s are in this one, haha. He doesn't know, damn it, leave him alone! 😄
I really felt like the producer guy needed to ease alllll the way off the writer guy's back.
I know, right?? It is not like he is writing the movie or anything!!😎
“The Mummy” 1999 would be a hilarious throw back pitch meeting! 😂
"World-saving one-night-stands are TIGHT!"
I just wanted to read that again.
Yea Yea Yeah
Yea yea yeah
Wow, wow, wow
Wow
Was it difficult to read that?
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Ryan: Post Pitch Meeting
Everyone: Return of the King
I've heard of you... Apparently you're a real jerk
Hol up
Boss: "Mummies are tight!"
Necrophiliac: "Interesting...very Interesting..."
Lmao very intelligent joke
@@zachdavis7234 thanks man ;)
Yikes and also wow
Necrophilia: the desire to crack open a cold one.
Aeroldoth3,
I think you mean the desire to open a cold one's crack.. Lol
I'd love to see a pitch meeting for Donnie Darko. Just trying to explain the plot of that movie to a producer.
This is actually a great idea and I'm going to comment something similar. I hope he does this.
Let's do it!
This proof one thing: Brendan Fraser The Mummy is the best mummy movies
I prefer the original. The remake isn't even scary.
*Proves
*Movie
Boris Karlof: “Am I a joke to you”
I think Freddie Franklin and Pete Patterson would disagree with you.
@@XVegeraX Just a sidenote: I hate your avatar. Didn't undstand why I couldn't brush the hair away from my monitor :)
I love the way that he laughs at 4:18 when he says 'I don't know!'. Kind of like 'Why in the world would I know that?' Classic!
To this point, I'm not sure I've ever seen him laugh. In dozens and dozens of hours of entertainment.
I appreciate every slight variation in his “I don’t know” deliveries
"Maybe, I don't know, I'm just doing stuff"
"Well as long as you had fun with it"
"So Nick gets cursed and Sergeant Vale gets cursed!"
"Oh and what happens to Jenny?"
"She's present."
When the DC cinematic universe looks better than yours.
you mean extended universe
Madness
@@SmashLiXs More like the DC loosely connected universe now
@@Johnny-rx4hs actually it's bigger than the mcu after crisis on infinite earths confirmed it was connected to the arrowverse
Feelsbadman
Is it going to be easy to see what’s going on in the movie? “Actually it’s gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience. The director didn’t know how to shoot a coherent visible action scene.”
There was a pitch meeting where he said that exact line "actually it's gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience". Can someone please tell me, I've been searching for it forever
@@deadman4150 no way.. if somebody knows please tag me too
@@deadman4150 It was in the man of steel pitch meeting at 04:02
@@HandledToaster2 TAG. No need to thank me. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@Tait0o you sir are a legend. Thank you
2:05 min
- What about Jenny?
- She is PRESENT!
Best line 😂😂
5:44 "Yeah, maybe...I dunno. I'm just kinda doin' stuff." - Kathleen Kennedy
Ha! Nice.
"Well as long as you had fun with it" 😂😂😂
“That’s what we’re going with” is becoming my new favorite quote.
You know a channel is good when you go back and re watch all of their videos. Literally all of them. It seems like that would be difficult, but it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Watching Ryan George talk to himself for hours is tight!
I had a job interview the other day and while answering a question I started off saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" and I bonded with the interviewer over our mutual love of Pitch Meeting.
Did you get the job?
... If you believe this ...
@@dernvader6876 Actually these things do happen? They deffo happened to me?
@@dernvader6876 Nothing ever happens
@@DendelionBlu you bonded with an interviewer over a reference to a youtube channel that you felt the need to use in your interview? Nah
"So you have a movie for me?"
"Yessiraidoo. Its called Dracula Untold, and we could use it to start a cinematic universe about all the monsters!"
"Didn't we already do that with the Mummy?"
"Oh no, sir, that's in the future!"
Dracula untold was very enjoyable though.
@@tomvandalen2212 Was it? I read a review that it starts as a good period piece and kinda veers off when the vampires show up. I think it looks interesting, but if it does get bad I'd like to know
@@sylph8005 It's trash. It does both the period stuff and the Dracula stuff in the most uninspired way it could have. Avoid.
@@eric2709 I'll keep that in mind
That atrocity! It is the most uninspired piece of garbage ever! They did try it with that too.
"What about Jenny?"
"She's PRESENT"
"Nice!"
4:18 The funniest “I DON’T know” I’ve ever heard.
Nirawit Karnjanasomwong I know lmao the little laugh
So funny even he laughed while saying it 😂
Tom and Jerry The Movie pitch meeting:
“I was thinking we could make a Tom and Jerry movie”
“Ohh, people love Tom and Jerry!”
“Yeah yeah yeah. They hate each other, they don’t talk and there’s lots of slapstick violence, it’s great!”
“So what’s the movie about?”
“Well I was thinking, you know, we could not do any of that.”
“What?”
“Yeah I thought we could make them friends, and they talk, and there’s hardly any slapstick.”
"I feel like fans will be mad if you make a Tom and Jerry movie and have no slapstick in it"
"YeahYeahYeah"
"So why do it?"
"Because money!"
"Oooo money. I love money!"
OH not going with the source material is tight!
“Are there any other characters in this thing?”
“Yeah we’re gonna have a dog who’s fat and has to move around on a skateboard because he’s so fat”
“Ohh and what’s his deal?”
“I just told you”
“Very cool!”
Wow wow wow... wow.
Wowwowwow
“What about Jenny?”
“She’s present 😃”
Yeah. I love those characters that just exist....
The Dark Universe is such a failure that The Invisible Man isn't a part of it.
Yeah, he didn't want to be seen with it. 😉
Or "Shape Of Water". OK so Universal didn't make that and they sued Guillermo Del Torro but were they suing for compensation money or suing to try to force Del Torro to join their universe? Or suing for the right to include references to his film, to make it part of their universe
"Give us our monster back, now that you've made him cool ! "
@@nickcariglia1988 arrest this person!!
@@nickcariglia1988 *Badum pssh*
I heard it was.
"I can definitely see why you'd say that (it's like An American Werewolf in London)...
BUUUT....
What if we did it anyway?!🤷♂️"
😂😂😭💀
2:57
Wow, wow, wow...
...
...
...
wow
Delayed wows are tight!
🤣👌🏼
Like your mom
Producer: You have a like for me?
Me: yes sir i do.
Who here hasn't even seen The Mummy and is still watching this video?
I watch pitch meets for movies I don't want to watch so that I feel as though I watched them
Judging from it's box office, most of us 😏
Not me. I'm busy wishing I never saw it.
@@JamesFoxPodcast same
That's true for a lot of pitch meetings for a lot of people.
"World-saving one-night-stands are TIGHT!"
Me: Dead. 😂
I was at Universal yesterday and rode “Revenge of the Mummy”. That ride makes more sense now.
Edit: The Orlando One.
That ride is based off of the classic Mummy movies. The ones that were actually good.
Which universal? I took the one in Los Angeles and the one in orlando. I loved the Orlando one!
Knut-Ivar Vangen Iversen I agree. The Orlando one is better, although I really like both.
One time when I rode that I was able to spot some of the leftover Kongfrontation tracks in the ceiling.
@@toxic1strike167 the classic Mummy is from 1932
“Yikes and also wow.”
Lmao
"Wow wow wow... wow"
Oh, character development right there.
Imagine if instead of Dr. Jekyll they'd used that version of Van Helsing played by Hugh Jackman.
... I didn't say it would neccessarily be BETTER...
At least it would have made more logical sense!
I'd watch that!
@@ecliptorcalrissian5014
Me too
It would even fit within the story. That version of Van Helsing is actually the angel Gabriel brought down to Earth, so he is an immortal (he remembers fighting the Romans in 73 AD and the movie takes place in 1888). If you ignore Dracula Unbound or whatever it is, you could tie this new Mummy and the old Van Helsing movie together with Hugh Jackman being the Nick Fury of the Dark Universe.
The fact that Tom Cruise's character is named Nick but Nick Miller is also in this had me really confused.
The fact that I heard him say Nick right after shield made me read the title again to make sure it's not a marvel pitch meeting
The fact that I'm currently playing Dead Rising 3 and the protagonist's name is also Nick had me *really* confused.
"world saving one night stands are tight" I spit up my drink from laughter at this point. Screen Rant is one of the funniest things on youtube, honestly.
The Mummy: Rated PG-13 and costs $125-195 million
The Invisible Man: Rated R and costs $7 million
Tom Cruise is expensive af. 🤣😂
*Unnecessary special effects and CGI and bombastic action sequences are expensive.*
One is a horror movie, the other is Mission Impossible 5.1
Well the Mummy had Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe and 2 more fairly recognisable Actors and a Bunch of Stunts and Special Effects and CGI that's probably fairly expensive
Invisible Tom Cruise would be cheap AF
"Mummy's are tight!"
*Insert Steve Carell Joke*
That's what she said...
But she's wrong...they're actually pretty loose. I guess it goes with the territory of becoming a mummy.
I love having discovered these movie pitches. The best part is that I don't have to watch most of these awful movies and have a lot more fun just watching Ryan tell me about it
"I'm just kinda doing stuff"
"Well as long as you're having fun with it."
😂
“Ooooh, world saving one night stands are tight”
Well, you'd hope so!
"So, you have a sequence of recorded events that roughly resemble, and can i suppose legally be called, a movie for me?
Every James Bond and Star Trek movie ever.
Is it considered a Universe if it only has one star?
Coincidentally, the rating of this movie!
Whoa, you pulled off a mega joke, excellent.
kid wit gasmask: "Are you my mummy"
Ryan: "I need you to get all the way of my back"
_9th Doctor has entered the chat_
@@MrSiriusAB Yasssss! That was a super creepy episode.
Yeah, get off his dorsal region!
That was terrifying 🤣!!
"Mummification is how mummies are made!"
"It sure is, sir!"
Tom cruise killed a whole cinematic universe. Even Thanos could kill only half a one.
Did he wrote and directed?
I think you mean Alex Kurtzman
Lol do people actually believe that the actors have the blame for shitty scripts and direction just because they are the faces of the movies??
That's why shitty writers and directors get away with it and continue to make shitty scripts and directions.
Well, unless Tom really did...
@@hermitcard4494 Actually Tom Cruise demanded equal or greater screen time than the Mummy, which means new scenes, dialogue, etc.
They basically rewrote the whole movie for him.
@@andrewwgold You shush about Alex! 😋
The Mummy (2017)
a bad reboot of a good reboot
Would you prefer a good reboot of a bad movie?
Eprocto-Files uhh... yeah?
@@poisonedyoyo Yes,fixing a bad/flawed movie is the only artistically acceptable reason to do remakes/reboots.
"yikes and also wow" 😂
Stopped watching film theory halfway through when pitchmeeting uploaded! 69 likes.... Nice.
Victor Draws lmao we either are the cool kids or "The other guys"
I was watching smarter everyday and interrupted it to come here
Wow wow wow
"Sure, that may as well happen..." - "It will."
That was the best expression for "I don't know" he has done.
"World saving one night stands are tight!"
Well it worked for Marvel
What about a stand that is developed overnight?
What?? How
you do know what "one night stands" are right?
It worked in Terminator
At least originally. That whole timeline got totally fucked.
Yeah!!! Wait. What are we referencing?
Just once I want this to happen:
Screenwriter: **says something about money**
Producer: “oh, money is tight!”
Sw: “oh it is? Alright I’ll let the crew know to try to make this thing as cheap as possible so we don’t spend too much”
P: “wait, no. I meant-“
Sw: “okay there, they’ve been notified, you don’t have to worry about a thing”
P: “hmmmm, well okay then”
🙄
They already did a "money is TIGHT" joke. Wasn't the same that you made, but it already happened
Black Panther pitch meeting
@@Mr_Movie_Fan oh really?
@@Mr_Movie_Fan I can see why you'd say that. Buuuut...what if we did it anyway?
“Oh, is that what a baby bump is?”
Lost it 😂
“Oh, mummies are TIGHT.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah.”
These types of pitch meetings where the two Ryans r smiling the whole time for no reason r the best types of pitch meetings, imo
3:38 Mr Hyde was first made from the medicine and the Dr kept injecting himself to turn into the monster until he found the perfect recipe, then he needed to reverse it. But the Hyde medicine was so powerful it resisted the new one over time. I wonder what the Hyde movie would have been about
About three hours, probably.
About 4/10 stars probably.
Alex Kurtzman: well I messed up this possible franchise, might as well go mess up the Star Trek franchise now.
He just took a break from ruining Star Trek to flub this one, to then go back to ruining ST.
In Hollywood sometimes people fail upwards.
The fans already did that but yeah he’s an a*hole.
@@ConnanTheCivilized don't forget transformers too
"Oh! World saving one night stands are tight"
Ded😂😂
We need a Live Action Kim Possible Pitch Meeting
No. That's a very niche product
Wait thats a thing?
First i heard of it
wait there is a live action kim possible...I NEED it in my life.
@@PhantomDR It's on Disney+, which is the only reason I know it exists, and that's probably the same case for a lot of people. It absolutely does NOT need a Pitch Meeting when there's still so many well-known films that don't have one.
@@jakubmike5657 No you don't. It was god-awful. If you're a casual fan you'll think it's annoying and be turned off from Kim Possible, if you're an actual fan it will infuriate you to no end Hell Dr. Drakken isn't even blue and the only good thing in it is Shego
Ryan, you are a national treasure! LOVING it! "I don't know." "Fair enough." ROFL!
I feel sorry for Ryan, having to watch these bad films in detail to give us these videos.
It was a great movie. Not to sure why so many people hate it on here. Maybe that's just the nature of the Pitch Meeting beast.
Isaac Wolf nah it was entertaining but the plot and pacing was a mess trailers made it seem way better then it was
this movie was terrible
@@ObsidianMirage The new mummy movie was trash.
It was both Yikes and Wow 🤓
"Mummies are Tight"
Wrong choice of words Ryan
I do not think it was a "mistske".
“Mummification is how mummies are made!” LOL
Hey Ryan, maybe bit of an unusual compliment but I really enjoy watching these because they make me look at movies a different way by looking at the plot and sequences of events consciously rather than just take them for granted.. you have a great way of looking at movies and keep up the good work man!
Carrying an entire channel with your skit is TIGHT
These never get old. HOW DO THESE NEVER GET OLD?
Scientology, the same way Tom Cruise never gets old?
“Mummies are tight”
Well no but they’re wrapping tightly.
Arguably mummy skin is stretched tight as all moisture has been lost.